Ghoul Grumps: Blair Witch - 1 - A Million Percent Dead
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- Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
- Ghoul Grumps makes its ghastly return as Arin and Danny play the scariest dog petting simulator ever created.
Edited by Ben ► / penisbailey
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Dan: "He's looking for the kid."
Arin: "what kid"?
So it's going to be one of those playthroughs.
It's always one of those playthroughs with Arin.
That's why Arin is entertaining.
He's looking for himself. lmao sorry.
Welcome to Game Grumps.
If there's a story thing, Arin will surely read it aloud, and immediately forget about it
In a game that intentionally wants you to get lost in the woods, Arin somehow manages to get lost *more* than the game was prepared for. Arin is truly too good at this game XD
Arin is too much of a good boi❤️
The real Blair Witch was the friends we made along the way.
WAIT WHAT-
You mean my friend Blair was the Witch the whole???
End game cutscene:
Oh hey I never got your name.
It's Blair, nice to meet you.
End of cutscene.
Oh hey jacksfilms
I nearly choked on the scrambled eggs I was eating when reading this.
Dan: What a pretty forest
*Blair witch symbol appears in forest*
Dan: I’m in danger
"I had to push a different button?!"
"I thought b was a and a was b!"
Video Game boy, at it again
being the one that wins
This is what happens when you play too much Nintendo. The a and b are swapped :((
@@TashyyyGaskarth that actually makes sense lol, that mistake is forgiven
Happens to me a lot cuz i play my xbox and switch a lot. My dyslexia is kickin it into high gear on those situations. My Brain invert.
he also thought y was w and w was y
"What kid?"
"I can't read that."
Oh boy we're in for a long one kids.
J-Rex look at the like number 6-6-6. Du du duuuu!
What kids?
I've watched several LPs of this game, and Arin is the first one who ignored his phone entirely.
that's our boy
Welcome to Game Grumps.
Pokerface It’s Arin. _He wants to explearn rather than listen to the game._
at least he's funny
Does the dog dies?
game: pay close attention to your dog
arin: guess I'll just go ahead without the dog
William Mememan I was like 666
Dog: Arin, I was trying to warn you but you didn't listen! You should have listened!!!!!!
wow these guys talk too much
Arin: Runs a 100 ft forward, passing any possible clues, then runs 100 ft back to spawn and says he's lost and doesn't know what to do
Me: This ain't our first GG rodeo
In real life, Dan is Ellis and Arin is Bullet.
to be fair this isn't the kinda game where the goals aren't clear cut, find the kid. . . . right, the fuck is any of this? time to walk up to random shit and see if there's a button promt, I personally find it remarkable they can make entertainment out of games like this they're really boring to me.
Arin's ability for getting lost in games astonishes me everytime.
He leggit got lost in the woods this time...
Oh... Arin's playing? Welp, not watching this one.
@GreyhoundDan with unnecessarily long animal suffering
Leggit
The game is so simple and formulaic yet I'm not surprised he found a way to get stuck before anything even happened.
i wish he would just let dan play sometimes
Arin: "I don't like games that hold my hand"
also Arin: *walks back to the start of the game*
"Grab my hand!"
@@catmousepad7342 Grab my hand, won't you?
Playing a game on your own and playing the game for a show where you're also focused on being an entertaining host is super different.
@@kebm1388 You say that like arin isn't just an idiot
@@StevensDs my hand, grab it!
It sounds like Dan is fed up with talking backwards and is just like "Really?"
0:08 for anyone wondering
What where they saying
@@crazyachilles3958 I used a phone app and it's a typical grump joke of:
Danny : Kill your parents
Arin: Won't you?
Finds the boys hat
Puts it on Bullet
Takes him to the family
"I did it, I found your son! I'll take the reward in cash."
hell no. Wouldn't give away Bullet.
@@tyffaneelavely8087 after he tricked them he could just steal bullet back
This is when Arin's aversion to tutorials is gonna kill me, isn't it...
I've played this game myself, watched other play it, not going to lie, I've waited for Arin to play this. I want to hear Dan scream over the events, and I want to see Arin ignore everything.
This is gonna be the most painful gold
WarmageRagnar It’s gonna kill fuckin’ Bullet dude! The doggo is important and Arin’s just _NOPE. No story for me. I’m *WALKING*._
Oh man, that dog has "narratively significant death" written all over him and I'm super not into it.
I like that in the dog's menu description it says "the way you treat him can affect his behavior later in the game"...it gives me hope that he'll stick around for a while at least
@@AK-yc9xz translation: The way you treat him will decide how aggressive his ghost will be later in the game D:
@@stephen-macdonald actually?
@@stephen-macdonald actually?
Nah. I don't know shit.
"You should spray paint that dog something that doesn't look exactly like the forest" had me genuinely cracking up.
I read this exactly as he said it
The reversed audio in the beginning is Dan saying "Kill your parents, wont you?" followed by Arin going "Dun dun dun" but in a fun way, not a horror way
Thank you;)
I would like this but you already at 69
btw Rain says that comedy sitcom dun dun DUN
I was looking for this, thank you.
I looked through 50 comments to find this. Thank you.
Girlfriend: *trys to contact protagonist*
Arin: "it said turn left and nothing happened"
"Oh I cant read this!"
if only there was some kind of button to use to make it readable and if only it would show it on screen what to use
Graavigala85 _Almost like it was staring at you the whole time. _*_Laughing at your stupid._*
Ah yes the passive aggressive comments return.
@@RikuVA k
Graavigala85 to be faaaaiiiiir Arin did immediately acknowledge the button after putting the note down
“Look at us, a couple of cards.”
“Bork?”
The first 2019 episode of Ghoul Grumps is almost a half hour? Yesssss.
No, you don't understand
tbh blair witch is boring af it's like a walking simulator with minimum pay-off it's trying too hard to be like PT but failed, for a horror game it's not really scary not to mention that the story is weak and you only really care about the dog. If they don't finish it in one session I can see this getting canned.
Half hour of nothing
Jeez... Why is everyone being so damn negative on a positive comment?
Half of it is Arin not understanding he needs to press the "Use" button when the game prompts him to.
Arin never ceases to amaze me when he can't understand the controls of a modern game
dude don't be an ass. This is Game Grumps. If you are expecting thoroughness, you are at the wrong channel.
@@tyffaneelavely8087 Can't even say that look how much fuckin markiplier talks and how little he struggles.
@@zeraphiel_ Yah it's obvious where I was going is misleading the point I was gonna make is that people should be able to say frustrations with GG I mean look at all the top comments lol its inevitable. Obviously its redeemed cuz its funny
@@tyffaneelavely8087 Thoroughness? Not seeing the read prompt or not understanding how the phone works has nothing to do with thoroughness. It's basic game features and controls. Arin is literally the only person i've seen fucking up the basic controls. It's hilarious to watch.
"I had to press a different button?"
....the INTERACT button????
Considering the game never taught him about that button. It makes sense to why Arin was confused, considering all the options to use the dog is LITERALLY already there. So it makes no sense why the game makes him using a different button while in that same menu. He's very justified to complain that it was a different button.
@@TheGreatKaitsu 5:04 5:38 5:42 6:23 14:29 Um.......no......
@@TheGreatKaitsu true if the button was difficult to find, it was a way for Arin to learn about the system without reading a dictionary. Besides if you have a chance to learn from exploring all the options vs. reading a mini-book in game, I am pretty sure Arin has said multiple times he would take the former.
@@XiamwatchingyouX Not all heroes wear capes.
"What does 'heel' mean?" - Arin Hanson, a man who has apparently never interacted with a dog, 2019
No, "heal" the dog is clearly a white mage
White mage doggo best support
@@ronsauceify Agreed. Especially if also accompanied by summoner doggo and/or necromancer doggo.
@@stardustcomet4714 the three stages of existence doggos. Birth, life, and death
i think arin is a weird cat lady
Arin: Dammit I cant read this dang note!
Literally inches next to note: Press RT to read
Classic Arin
It's like one of those jokes that gets less funny and then suddenly becomes funny again....except it's real!
Yeah he said that out loud
Drove me crazy haha
To be fair, it was kinda small
I send Danny my condolences for the next few episodes of horror games. Stay strong, man, you can do it!
Danny don't you know that you're hard as fuck on the inside?
No, he cant. But that's why we love him.
MagicLars15 Very fair.
post a picture of a shark :D ....to encourage him
well he is gonna be fine for this game because shit ain't scary anyway
Dan: "We'll just spend the next hour looking for [Bullet]."
I see you already understand the mechanics of this game.
Arin: "I HAD TO PRESS A DIFFERENT BUTTON?!"
Everyone else: *YES* DAMN IT, YES
God I love you arin but boi come on
Gotta love when people who play the vidya as a living, can’t grasp the controls or objective in a game. Seems to be a common thing with UA-camr’s and survival horror. Adds to the entertainment aspect though.
@@ReaperOfRock I can get that and all but these lovelies have been doing this for half my lifetime and its never not any less frustrating to watch after the first two times because its always ARIN
Kumotogi Cloudwatcher I definitely get that. It’s ironically hilarious that the dude who made a half hour long video about a game that let you figure out the controls and didn’t treat you like a moron, can’t grasp the controls or objective (at least in a relatively timely manner) even when they flash up on the screen 😂
Arin absorbs new information like an already-wet sponge soaks up water.
He couldn't pour water from a boot with instructions on the heel- because he wouldn't read them.
I don't blame him for being eternally distracted. It must be hard to hear dialogue over the sound of the monkey clanging cymbals in his head.
@Knavire I know, I've been gladly wasting years watching these herbs be very bad at games
danny: there's a violinist somewhere in these woods...
me: *must be LingLing*
The Blair witch is the most sacrilegious boy if them all
Yesss hahaha
LING LING 40 HOURS
AmAZING
Two sets violin!!!
“THE BLAIR WITCH IS HERE!?!”
“NO! ITS THE BROODWICH!!!”
Quick! Take the sun dried tomatoes off it so it's safe to eat!
I tasted mustard...
I love me a good Aqua Teen quote
BED OF EVIL AND LETTUCE!
Jesus, i gotta watch that show again
New theory: Arin literally forgets how to play video games every day because he had an accident near the beginning of Game Grumps that damaged his short-term memory.
This is why he loves old games but hate new modern games and doesn't understand basic button prompts like not interacting with a damn dog outline for probably 10 real-time minutes or forgetting tutorials mere seconds after they happen.
He probably got brain damaged inhaling whatever that spray was that him and Jon had in one the the Mega Man playthroughs
I would be more sympathetic for him if that were true. Because as of now I'm annoyed. Games that require the least amount of thought are what I watch game grumps for.
It's the reason why I like most visual novel type playthroughs they do. Or House Party. Or Phoenix Wright. Games that require the least things to do.
@@CasshernSinz1613
>least things to do
>house party
there were like, 30 things you had to do to get to one ending
But that's just a theory.
FINALLY, THE BOLOGNA WITCH PROJECT FROM THE MAKERS OF BOLOGNAWEEN
Rated R, starts Friday
Nightmare at bologna street is my personal favourite
Jocelyn Morales BAAALLOGNAAAA.... BAAALLOGNAAA..... BELIEVE IN THE BALOGNA MAN......
CATCH ME IF YOU CAAAANNN... FROM BALOGNAA MAAAANNNN......
RATED R, STARTS FRIDAY!
Why is this not more upvoted?
@@Myeran Cause this is UA-cam not redditf
Game: shows mail symbol
Arin: “oh it must mean look left”.
"Are you sure you're going the right way?"
"Sure"
Game: "A nice open forest with a dog at your side, that'll do a couple things for you, a backpack to hold stuff you find, and finally a walkie talky."
Arin: "Where am I, what do I have, and IS THAT A DOGGO?!?"
Me: "Never change buddy"
I do so love Dan’s “Bleh” in the Ghoul Grumps intro
David Wiskind I went back to rewatch it after reading this. Thank you
Literally best part of Ghoul Grumps xD
I want the bleh as a notification tone lol
Without it, ghoul grumps wouldnt be the same
“I found peter’s cap!”
Dan: “Is it minish?”
I’m dying
I’m genuinely curious as to whether Arin has seen the whole sonic 06 fandub, or just the “haha ha, one!” Bit.
Right! Knowing him he probably has seen the whole thing.
Gotta love Arin's ability to turn a horror game into a Dog Petting simulator.
So wholesome. ^-^
have we seen the same thing? he is ignoring the f out of the dog
if you want dog petting simulator markiplier's playthrough is 100% that, and hes much more in depth with the story ovo
I cannot put into words how much I love that "BLEH" in the intro ❤
Arin: Dawg?
Dan: I think he’s just with you... in spirit.
*turns around*
Arin: definitely in spirit
Hey I have to ask because it's been bugging me so hard:
What is that profile pic you have? I've seen dozens (hundreds?) of people using it for several months now. Am I out of the loop on a meme?
corruptRadiance I second the shit out of this
corruptRadiance a UA-camr by the name of MaximillianMus told is subscribers to change their profile pic to this, it’s the Agent Smith from the Matrix I think. The whole thing is a joke and he uses it to mess with other UA-camrs
@Foxglove horses are super allergic to you
@@martyhoskin2421 Thanks for the explanation. Wouldn't have guessed Agent Smith, though. Kinda looks more like the Terminator.
4:03
“That kid’s 100% dead.”
“A million% dead”
ROLL CREDITS
Everyone's saying how theyre going to have to kill Bullet. But we all know that they wont even get that far.
Arin: “He got Blair Witched.”
Danny: “It’s not a verb, Arin.”
Arin: “It sure is…"
Me: spits out drink laughing.
"It's actually Blair Watched"
time to start reversing the intros again..
@Dante Smith悪魔の死神 *ITS* *ALL* *COMING* *TOGETHER*
Arin: "Clearly, this is a dead-end."
Also Arin: _walks away from the dead-end then quickly does a tight U-turn back into the dead-end_
Arin appreciating the new Blair Witch movie makes me happy. It was immensely underappreciated, in my opinion. It's one of the highest quality horror movies that exist, has some extremely effective scares, an impeccable atmosphere, perfect sound design (especially on surround speakers) and it's one of my personal favourite horror movies ever (and I'm a buff, so I watch a lot). It's frustrating to me how badly the movie got received.
*read in mumbly, low, monotone voice*
Welcome to: the grumps anger the internet. Where viewers get to: patiently wait while Arin looks at trees and blame his shortcomings on controls. The plot is at a standstill and Arin hangs up on maybe girlfriends (or something, we don't know) while the comments section gets angry
Arin: "I THOUGHT B WAS A AND A WAS B"
Arin’s gonna forget about the dog.
Grimue “Well how the frick was I suppose to know?!”
In the other playthroughs I've seen, Bullet always comforts Ellis after finding him, I've never seen Ellis snap at him instead. I didn't even know it was POSSIBLE to make Bullet dislike the player so early in the game but Arin managed it. :/
@@maryg1865 its cos he constantly walks away from bullet instead of staying close
@@sophiayamagughi Yeah it lowkey makes me anxious every time he just runs off and leaves Bullet alone.
@@maryg1865 All he needs to do is choose the "stay close" option lol it makes me anxious too
"Look at that high quality borker"
Dan, I love you.
YES!!! GHOUL GRUMPS 2019!!! *AAAA!!!*
@Suhail Snowflake maybe.
Inspector Goole grumps. For any other nerds who’ve read inspector calls.
Guel greomps
I KNOW!!!! IM SO EXCITED!!!!!
It’s the TUNGULUS
25:41
Arin: My wife's face is blurry! We'll find out who she is next time on GameGrumps.
Me: She's the Blur Whitch
Also me: **laughs hysterically for five minutes at my own bad joke**
Oh no. We've never had Ben during a Ghoul Grumps. I can only imagine what he'll edit in during this.
Luliby _What if he fucks with us more and sneaks the witch into random edits between the trees._
Missed the opportunity to say "petting Bullet" in the tune of Megadeths "Sweating bullets."
Me when Arin struggles with the controls: “MEGAMAN! MEGAMAN!”
And out of the darkness we hear "How's it goin' dooode".
faintly in the distance...
"staying away from the alcohol?"
Dan: "This is pretty cool."
Me: as long as they don't say it's not scary we'll all be fine.
Dan: "It's not scary, but I can see how it'd get scary really fast."
Me: *buckles up*
“Welcome to yet another year of Ghoul Grumps... something that I just have to clench my cheeks and try to survive...”
🎶 It’s the most wonderful time of the year 🎵
PS Omw to the shelter to adopt a dog and name it ‘BurnsWhenIPee’
Mr Burns for short
can we get a comp of Dan saying “so i don’t know anything about this game” “what is this game” etc
I love how when something about the game seems wrong, neither of them bother to look around the screen to find the very clear instructions and instead conclude that game bad
"What do you want me to do?!"
IT'S TELLING YOU EXACTLY WHAT ON THE SCREEN RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU
I´VE NEVER CLICKED ON A VIDEO THIS QUICKLY LMAO
*GHOUL GRUMPS IS BACK BABYYYYYYYYYY*
OH HELL YEAHHHH
The secret come out: does gamegrumps can't literature?
“That’s critical information, why is it in cursive?” Ignores the “press RT to read” button
Dan: "You spend the next half hour looking for Bullet."
You dont know how right you are.
Arin: "My wife's face is blurry!"
Me: Oh no, his illness is _prosopagnosia!_ That would make it _especially_ difficult to confirm the identity of missing people!
OMG IM SO READY!! MOTHER PREPARY MY CELEBRATORY SPOOKY DIAPER!
THIS SPOOPY POOPY NEED TO BE CONTAINED, MOTHER!!!
I did all the poops
A fraggle rock reference in MY 2019? More likely than you think
This physically, emotionally, mentally, and spiritually hurt me.
Danny: I think its a bishop. They can only move diagonally.
Me: **laughs in chess**
Arin: hey I'm ghoul
Subtitles: hey uncle
Me: wot
"press button to open backpack"
Arin: "WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?"
I sometimes wonder if Arin has some sort of religious beliefs which are opposed to following tutorials or any in-game directions.
When you *burp* at the same time as Arin, it makes you feel tingly and special inside.
Time to take a break from the Heave Hos and head into the Haunted Houses.
Though I would love to see some more Heave Ho Ho Ho for Jingle Grumps.
If we're lucky, they might spend their Leprechaun levels of coins on Christmas outfits, if the game has such things.
@@bendystrawz2832 That would be perfect.
More super bunny man for easter!!
@@CyBOXbeatbox more super bunny man FOREVER!!! :D
"This Is Something Called The Bear Witch Project."
I'm dead lol! 😂😂😂
I was hoping he meant "The Bare Witch Project," grumble grumble...
@@Mortimer107 That's what I thought he said, so I had to change it lol! 😂😂😂
It was clearly "The Beer Witch".
@Roger Dodger Lol! 😂😂😂
@@bplionel2 Lol! 😂😂😂
I’m more scared about the lack of dog petting you’re doing...
"Yup I get it. I can do it. I got it."
Cant do it and gets lost at radio
Cheeks clenched. Holes sweaty. Sweet times hearing my name so much.
Blair Millar really thought this was going to end with “mom spaghetti”
@@fantasygay6379 same here
Same
Watching Arin play modern games makes me want to shove hot needles in my eyes. The scariest thing is that i keep watching
I'm so happy to see them play this game
"I thought b was a and a was b!"
Is that ewe?
Game: Hold RB to open your inventory and check your backpack
Arin, unable to do literally anything else: WHAT DO I DO
I was expecting another “Ah, the French” when they cut away
Please Barry. We need this
@@Malcador-TWOM Barry?? He left like two years ago...
@@Malcador-TWOM Don't make me cry
Ah Barry. Has always been celebrated for his excellence.
"Is that the smell of a child?"
"Bork?"
"Read - RT" -Blair Witch, 2019
thank you ben for using that video of someone dressed as jigsaw on a tricycle for the break at 18:05 . gets me every time!
0:55 is it me, or did he just do a minecraft zombie impression perfectly on accident?😭👏🏽
CJizzle should be the name of Danny Sexbang’s next rival.
Start of the Video: Dan: "Kill your parents, won't you?" Arin: "Dada, da". In case you don't know how to listen in reverse.
My sense of humour has disintegrated so drastically to the point I am absolutely cracking up at the dog saying “watch the road.”
The "Blaahh" gets me every time
I love that they still use the old ghoul grump heads
Despite Arin literally playing video games as his job, you really can’t tell that from watching most Grumps episodes.
Awesome. I was one of the folks suggesting this torment. Love ya boys, loved this game. Careful in those woods
"Are you driving right now?"
"Yes, but I'm not driving."
Okay.
Me screaming at my laptop:
"THERES A PATH!"
hehe, good times.
"Let's look up where to go next!
....
And immediately don't know what to do after that.
To be fair, the walkthrough for this game is on par with a sonic walkthrough.
They didn't have to have the dog rolling and absolutely wallowing in the dirt while they read that letter on the trunk but oh boy they sure did
Fun fact for the perfectionists... The keys in the trucks ignition are in the off position for about 1 second as he speeds down the road
Me: I love game grumps and their nice *non spooky games*
Gamegrumps: *FOOL*