HOW TO MAKE IT IN USA - Episode 8: CIS Dalton

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  • @ManuelMartinez-dy7gv
    @ManuelMartinez-dy7gv 5 років тому +673

    I love conner O'Malley and just found Joe pera. Together this Is like the perfect egg bite.

    • @corsica6565
      @corsica6565 4 роки тому +11

      Yeah what a duo! Conner's show reminds me of Eric Andre (the news from the river episodes for example) & Joe is basically Aspbergers Mr Rogers

    • @TheGooglySmoog
      @TheGooglySmoog 4 роки тому +10

      With an unbroken over-easy egg yolk.

    • @mayormccheese2028
      @mayormccheese2028 3 роки тому +4

      They're like the comedy equivalent of an 8 ball

    • @incongruous4
      @incongruous4 3 роки тому +2

      Together theyre like the perfect egg bite?? Wtf kind of analogy is that. Are you mixing eggs together to find the perfect combination?

    • @2BRO2B_jc
      @2BRO2B_jc 2 роки тому +5

      Applying ketchup in the shape of “W” is the most efficient way to get a little in each bite. And tell your wife you love her before you go in.

  • @TheKidsTableComedy
    @TheKidsTableComedy 9 років тому +686

    It's disgusting how genius this show is.

    • @joejones5212
      @joejones5212 5 років тому +1

      How?

    • @RespectProcess
      @RespectProcess 5 років тому +15

      yeah cis dalton is great

    • @nancybabbage1169
      @nancybabbage1169 5 років тому +5

      sorry to inform you but just because You like it doesnt make it genius...it is a good fresh show Ill give you that.

    • @urmumsbaps
      @urmumsbaps 4 роки тому +34

      @@nancybabbage1169 sorry to inform you but just because you think it's a good fresh show doesn't make it not genius

    • @LazyPlumber89
      @LazyPlumber89 Рік тому +1

      ​@@urmumsbapsgotem

  • @zacka6226
    @zacka6226 5 років тому +320

    "But he was born without testicles, so he's not a threat"

  • @BaldHeadedManc
    @BaldHeadedManc 2 роки тому +90

    I like how Joe always stands up for the phone calls, like he's doing stand-up 😂

  • @daave.
    @daave. 9 років тому +362

    how is this not more popular

  • @Timeless.1111
    @Timeless.1111 11 місяців тому +25

    I'm literally in love. This is my new favorite duo.(even though this was filmed 8 years ago lol)

  • @Evilded
    @Evilded 3 роки тому +80

    I can't imagine Connor and Joe being such good friends. Their energy is on complete opposite ends of the scale

    • @secretsquirrelz
      @secretsquirrelz Рік тому +7

      Opposites attract when it comes to friendships, too. My best friend is literally nothing like me. -I don’t wanna hang out with me lol.

    • @CinemascapeReview
      @CinemascapeReview 11 місяців тому

      yup@@secretsquirrelz

  • @henryb.4925
    @henryb.4925 3 роки тому +28

    I like how he acts like everyone knows what “Dalton” is even though he *just* made it up

  • @indramatic
    @indramatic 6 років тому +59

    "You don't have a scrotum, you don't have testicles...you are completely... you just sit at the computer... you do that..."

    • @secretsquirrelz
      @secretsquirrelz Рік тому

      “It stars my friend Joe- he don’t have any testicles.”

  • @aminozuur
    @aminozuur 9 років тому +53

    2:17 love how he spits in the phone lol

  • @derekk2732
    @derekk2732 3 роки тому +50

    I love how Joe is basically breaking character in every scene.

    • @secretsquirrelz
      @secretsquirrelz Рік тому

      This one is definitely the one I hear him not being able to reign it in well…

    • @thiagodeandrade7081
      @thiagodeandrade7081 11 місяців тому +4

      To be fair, hearing his friend's lunacy would break anyone.

  • @jamesrichardson8140
    @jamesrichardson8140 4 роки тому +109

    literally everything Conner O'Malley says makes me laugh so hard it hurts and exhausts me

  • @godofdreamzzz
    @godofdreamzzz 4 роки тому +28

    I fucking lost it when he said “It stars my friend Joe but he doesn’t have any testicles”

  • @coleyoutubechannel
    @coleyoutubechannel 4 роки тому +39

    The WB Network lollll i'm dead, it was dissolved over 9 years before this came out. Conner and Joe are legends

    • @johnnymcblaze
      @johnnymcblaze 2 роки тому

      It wasn't dissolved, it was absorbed. Only three corporations control all Americans see and hear on a screen.

  • @yodellikeyoumeanit09
    @yodellikeyoumeanit09 4 роки тому +25

    Max: Get your jacket on!
    Joe: puts on a t-shirt???

  • @arempy5836
    @arempy5836 4 роки тому +38

    I love that they're both wearing Looney Tunes clothes. It's just a little extra dash of ridiculousness.

  • @gwarden_nz
    @gwarden_nz 8 років тому +120

    It blurs the lines. Like that song, 'Blurred Lines'.

  • @smellsfishi
    @smellsfishi 5 років тому +98

    his jacket is a space jam t-shirt.

  • @allthewayalive92
    @allthewayalive92 4 роки тому +51

    When he grabbed him and said get nuts I felt that

  • @gbeach85
    @gbeach85 3 роки тому +58

    I love the barely audible laughter from Joe off camera at 2:45 as soon as he says “NCIS:Dalton”
    His constant almost breaking is so hilarious to me.

  • @edmundherrera6450
    @edmundherrera6450 4 роки тому +45

    So we’re not going to talk about Max’s fly ass looney tunes jacket lol 👍

  • @mikedarrah6945
    @mikedarrah6945 Рік тому +11

    That Joe's jacket is a t shirt is just about the goddamned funniest things I know of.
    Also, this can't be more popular, it's too good. And it is brutalal satires in a left handed way all things "mainstream unfunny."

  • @fromthedoor
    @fromthedoor 9 років тому +60

    goddam it, those jackets are hilarious.

  • @taurusthefool
    @taurusthefool 3 роки тому +30

    I love how Joe always stands up right before he gets ready to sell the pitch.

  • @austinmort5300
    @austinmort5300 4 роки тому +29

    Notice they had to start cropping Joe's face from the foreground when the camera is on Conner because he could never stop laughing in the earlier episodes.

  • @JonPaulHart
    @JonPaulHart 4 роки тому +152

    This show needs to come back as a full series. I can't stop laughing. I've also done a dangerous amount of research into buying that Looney Tunes jacket.

    • @coffin7904
      @coffin7904 4 роки тому +7

      did you find it? yeah 23 minute episodes would be so good

    • @JonPaulHart
      @JonPaulHart 4 роки тому +4

      @@coffin7904 I did find it on eBay! But none in my size unfortunately. If I had more space, I would buy one for display only.

    • @moniquerodriguez3013
      @moniquerodriguez3013 3 роки тому +6

      update on the jacket?

    • @mr.pontius9896
      @mr.pontius9896 2 роки тому +6

      jacket update?

    • @neildelacruz105
      @neildelacruz105 2 роки тому +3

      any update on the looney tunes jacket?

  • @toddpinkstonisgod
    @toddpinkstonisgod 4 роки тому +96

    only straight no gay

  • @chandlermcglothin483
    @chandlermcglothin483 3 роки тому +12

    The amount of times ive rewatched this series is crazy

  • @Kkyber1
    @Kkyber1 5 років тому +51

    Connor casts Steven Dorff as lead detective YEARS before true detective did it

  • @JonathanSchmallippe
    @JonathanSchmallippe 3 роки тому +9

    "How much money you got on ya?"
    "Twenty dollars"
    "Give it to me"

  • @daaave_
    @daaave_ 5 років тому +34

    I would watch CIS: Dalton.

    • @BradTech.
      @BradTech. 4 роки тому

      universally stands for 'Computer Information Systems' (like CIS-105); after all, it's about Joe, his computer guy ...remember?

  • @bengallup9321
    @bengallup9321 11 місяців тому +3

    "He doesn't have testicles though, so he's not a threat..." I love that Conner stresses this point more than once lol

  • @MrVisde
    @MrVisde 3 роки тому +16

    The most wholesome and the most unhinged characters on the internet 🤣

  • @Top10WizardReviews
    @Top10WizardReviews 9 років тому +232

    A show where the detective who knows how to do all the sex in a city with skyscrapers and boats got rejected?
    I'm sorry, is CBS crazy?

  • @cars812
    @cars812 7 років тому +32

    Max reminds me of Tony Clifton lol

  • @griffinreitz147
    @griffinreitz147 7 років тому +59

    they rep looney tunes hard

  • @Samuel-sx1mq
    @Samuel-sx1mq 8 років тому +78

    I personally believe the matrix is real.... ahah im dead. 3:03

  • @12345questions
    @12345questions 4 роки тому +24

    This deserves a full contract. This is insane how fucking good it is.

    • @LIamaLlama554
      @LIamaLlama554 2 роки тому +7

      You are talking about NCIS:Dalton, correct?

  • @m_b423
    @m_b423 4 роки тому +19

    was this directed by the safdie brothers?

  • @GyroZeppel
    @GyroZeppel 5 років тому +18

    That matrix part was hilarious 😂

  • @sovercas
    @sovercas 8 років тому +24

    Joe's laugh at 2:45

  • @kevinnashiscool1
    @kevinnashiscool1 5 років тому +10

    Joes face really lit up when Max mentioned Stephen Dorff

  • @robertcrystals
    @robertcrystals 4 роки тому +17

    The greatest comedy duo.

  • @DerelictCountry
    @DerelictCountry Рік тому +3

    I like how Conor reached out to Joe to touch his hand when he says he was born with no testicles.
    Also I don't know what the Looney Tunes motif is but I'm here for it.

  • @helssing05
    @helssing05 4 роки тому +5

    Holy fuck. I cannot, honestly, believe, that Conner O'Malley has a video with Joe Pera. They're like the two opposite sides of a coin. god DAMNIT THANK YOU ALGORITHNM

    • @Tito171091
      @Tito171091 4 роки тому +1

      they are in the same show

  • @BradTech.
    @BradTech. 4 роки тому +7

    1:15 "and he knows how to do all sex; only straight, no gay; we don't do any gay stuff on the show, it's not... I'm sorry, you can do that in ...behind closed doors; don't put it in front of my face, I don't want to have to explain to my children what that is." - Conner O'Malley

  • @TerryLDaniels
    @TerryLDaniels 5 років тому +34

    I don't want to have to explain to my children what that is.

  • @knowbuddy0
    @knowbuddy0 5 років тому +9

    How does this show not have millions of views

  • @Pleaselikemycomment1
    @Pleaselikemycomment1 4 роки тому +6

    “That’s what happen to Happy Days!”
    Lol I hope that line was improvised

    • @secretsquirrelz
      @secretsquirrelz Рік тому +2

      Pretty sure this entire thing was. They just roll a whole bunch and take the best stuff.

  • @genesiskravitz8621
    @genesiskravitz8621 3 роки тому +9

    That Looney Tunes jacket is pretty fly

  • @tomfromqueens
    @tomfromqueens 4 роки тому +12

    - I just wanna make a living off of comedy...
    - GET NUTS !!!

  • @joeyselder5693
    @joeyselder5693 4 роки тому +36

    I feel like I just discovered something real important. Like an Indiana Jones artifact. No idea how I ended up spending all morning on these. I'll probably get fired now. Damn it!!

    • @SurprisinglyDeep
      @SurprisinglyDeep 4 роки тому +2

      Did you get fired?

    • @joeyselder5693
      @joeyselder5693 4 роки тому +8

      @@SurprisinglyDeep Lol. No. But I was told by my immediate supervisor not to abuse internet privileges. He walked up behind me about 5 minutes after I made that post.

    • @SurprisinglyDeep
      @SurprisinglyDeep 4 роки тому +2

      @@joeyselder5693
      Lol.
      Thats good to know.

  • @jesuisshirley0716
    @jesuisshirley0716 4 роки тому +2

    "When we get in, something's gonna happen. " "Shot all security guards?" LOL

  • @charliedawson4877
    @charliedawson4877 5 років тому +14

    Can I have a moment of silence for that poor CBS employee.

  • @nicksanmiguel
    @nicksanmiguel 10 місяців тому +2

    Joe’s laugh at 2:44 after “NCIS Dalton” is so good

  • @astroguster497
    @astroguster497 5 років тому +5

    Just found out about you, Joe. Love the stand up and the shows. I realized we look very similar, I just can't match that smile

  • @mcbaked2373
    @mcbaked2373 5 років тому +12

    Please come back joe

  • @ericad8616
    @ericad8616 Рік тому +2

    I love that no matter what role Joe is in, be it acting in an internet comedy skit, TV show, doing stand up comedy or being a late night talk show guest, he is always authentically Joe, just a sweet, soft spoken, slightly awkward but inherently lovable guy.

  • @bartvaneschannel
    @bartvaneschannel 3 роки тому +5

    I think the security guards at reception did treat Conner and Joe pretty seriously for the first 15 seconds untill they heard what Joe have to say

  • @genequist3859
    @genequist3859 10 місяців тому +1

    Connor's Looney Tunes jacket kills me 😂

  • @md83619
    @md83619 5 років тому +10

    CIS Dalton.

  • @broldencaulfield7411
    @broldencaulfield7411 2 роки тому +5

    bizarrely the only thing max and joe have in common is their taste in looney tunes-themed fashion

  • @LooneyTombs
    @LooneyTombs Рік тому +3

    This was so good. I want more

  • @keihnungm2011
    @keihnungm2011 2 роки тому +4

    the funniest part of this one to me has always been ‘andrew thomas’

  • @epicpotato8507
    @epicpotato8507 4 роки тому +7

    Laughing so hard I think I pulled a muscle.

  • @sheridan7475
    @sheridan7475 5 років тому +4

    This will be popular soon

  • @secretsquirrelz
    @secretsquirrelz Рік тому +1

    They should really just pitch Joe doing the narration for the new Red Shoe Diaries. Red Shoe: Dalton. Now that’s blurred lines, baby.

  • @SarahSkinnyJeans
    @SarahSkinnyJeans Рік тому +1

    This is my favorite episode

  • @fernandoirizarry1210
    @fernandoirizarry1210 6 років тому +4

    the escape from new york car chase track was a nice touch lmao

  • @justinkennedy2930
    @justinkennedy2930 4 роки тому +6

    Dude they're both wearing looney tunes apparell

    • @justinkennedy2930
      @justinkennedy2930 3 роки тому +1

      And I like how Joe's "jacket" is a t-shirt that he puts over his collared shirt

  • @Dr.Boring
    @Dr.Boring 2 роки тому +3

    joes "jacket" to go outside being a fucking loonety tunes tshirt lmao

  • @matthewpursley4331
    @matthewpursley4331 4 роки тому +4

    Still waiting on CIS: DALTON !

  • @sealmeatisbestmeat1241
    @sealmeatisbestmeat1241 2 роки тому +2

    I keep coming back to this video just to see that beautiful looney toons jacket.
    If anyone has one for sale please contact me.

  • @Farsay
    @Farsay 2 роки тому +4

    I want to think that Joe wrote all the Max lines.

  • @arcadealchemist
    @arcadealchemist 5 років тому +9

    why do i want to see CIS Dalton.

    • @rustagaz
      @rustagaz 5 років тому +4

      Because you're a porn addict

    • @BradTech.
      @BradTech. 4 роки тому

      universally stands for 'Computer Information Systems' (like CIS-105); after all, it's about Joe, his computer guy ...remember?

  • @Henry-ep6qy
    @Henry-ep6qy 5 років тому +5

    “Yeah it happens all the time”

  • @kevinnashiscool1
    @kevinnashiscool1 6 років тому +8

    The Moonves joke is even funnier now.

  • @edennn10367
    @edennn10367 4 роки тому +7

    *CIS DALTON*

    • @BradTech.
      @BradTech. 4 роки тому

      universally stands for 'Computer Information Systems' (like CIS-105); after all, it's about Joe, his computer guy ...remember?

  • @sosa0075
    @sosa0075 4 роки тому +2

    The agent is funny as fuck lmao

  • @Skullmiser
    @Skullmiser 3 роки тому +1

    I like the Lony Toons clothes.

  • @danruetenik3583
    @danruetenik3583 4 роки тому +7

    These two are the new Laurel and Hardy

  • @siddbastard
    @siddbastard 6 років тому +11

    But ... but .. he already has a great pilot for tv, it's called Joe Pera talks you to sleep ...

  • @butdoesitscrub3457
    @butdoesitscrub3457 5 років тому +7

    Where sex is number one

  • @spencerj4677
    @spencerj4677 5 років тому +11

    That sounds more like a pornography hahaha

  • @radfoo72
    @radfoo72 8 місяців тому +1

    Does my character tell jokes?
    It doesn't matter, he's castrated😂😂😂

  • @andy42x
    @andy42x 3 роки тому +1

    I don't want to have to explain to my kids what that is. Lol

  • @stevehd111
    @stevehd111 4 роки тому +4

    I wanna play Stephen Dorf. My first name is Steven!

  • @blotterdowney8075
    @blotterdowney8075 2 роки тому +2

    i personally believe the matrix was real.

  • @jackdoheny2792
    @jackdoheny2792 4 роки тому +3

    Man that pitch fee was going towards joes bean seeds purchase from the local grocery store

  • @DoahnKea_Tuber
    @DoahnKea_Tuber 2 роки тому

    What a Duo these 2 make!!! Poor Joe 😄

  • @ryanmcsherry110
    @ryanmcsherry110 3 місяці тому

    "PITCH FEE" 😂😂😂

  • @seamslatasha3598
    @seamslatasha3598 4 роки тому +1

    Wardrobe dept. 😂

  • @JustaComment93
    @JustaComment93 10 місяців тому

    I love how they are literally the exact opposite of each other.

  • @likeasnowmonkeyinthenight1840
    @likeasnowmonkeyinthenight1840 4 роки тому +3

    Did they cancel The Lake Show? They never give a show a chance to get its legs underneath it, do they? WE ARE ALL 98% WATER!!!

  • @doctoroctos
    @doctoroctos 4 роки тому +7

    At this point, I feel like the looney toons should be wearing joe and max jackets.

  • @patrickscottwalsh
    @patrickscottwalsh 5 років тому +5

    whats the song when they talk about the matrix building?

    • @carthiefd
      @carthiefd 4 роки тому +2

      Pat Apparently from the movie “Escape from New York.”

  • @randoriryan
    @randoriryan 9 років тому +10

    Moonvez.

  • @peterjon777
    @peterjon777 5 років тому +2

    Absolute comic genius 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

  • @dutchmountainsnake5379
    @dutchmountainsnake5379 8 років тому +9

    Escape from new york music!,,

  • @NeptuneVA
    @NeptuneVA 5 років тому +4

    That's the last time I'm watching CBS