For us swedes this is a melody we use at midsummer jumping around like frogs around a midsommerpole with the lyrics ua-cam.com/video/cqAiPkgTpy4/v-deo.html Little frogs, little frogs are funny to see. Little frogs, little frogs are funny to see. No ears, no ears, no tails have they. No ears, no ears, no tails have they. Qu-ack-ack-ack, qu-ack-ack-ack, Qu-ack-ack-ack-ack-kaa, Qu-ack-ack-ack, qu-ack-ack-ack, Qu-ack-ack-ack-ack-kaa! Qu-ack-ack-ack, qu-ack-ack-ack, Qu-ack-ack-ack-ack-kaa, Qu-ack-ack-ack, qu-ack-ack-ack, Qu-ack-ack-ack-ack-kaa! No hats, no hats, no pants have they. No hats, no hats, no pants have they.
*grabs bag of oinions and holds them close while pointing sword at Austria* I just imagine it going down like that. It cause a national onion shortage in austria
For the people that don't know the story behind this song, it was in 1800 before the battle of Marengo, Napoleon saw his Grenadiers preparing meal before battle and asked them what they were cooking. The grenadiers answered that it was fried onions. Napoleon then said it was a good way to Glory... and that's how the song was made.
it's always goddamn Napoleon with these apocryptical stories, and usually the French always do like they actually happened. Source: mon grand-père en a raconté plein des comme ça, t'ouvres un putain de livre d'histoire un tant soit peu bien recherché et tu découvres que c'était de nouveau juste une grosse merde de mensonge à la con.
Britain: we wrote a song about our Grenadiers Germany: we wrote a song about our tank crews France: we wrote a song about our onions and murdering Austrians for more onions
Why France lost the Battle of Waterloo? Instead of La Victoire est a Nous, the Middle Guard played this song just before they got routed whilst the Foot Guards played The British Grenadiers.
The story behind this song is fascinating. Napoleon was on his first conquest of Italy, his men woefully undersupplied having to scrape anything they could get together to eat. As he was riding along he saw two French grenadiers rubbing an onion on to a piece of bread. Seeing this he asked them what they were doing. They replied they were eating an onion. He then said, "Very good, there is nothing better than an onion for marching on the road to glory." The song evolved from that incident, and went on to become the song of the Garde Impériale, comprised of his best grenadiers. It's especially associated with the Old Guard, mostly comprised of the tallest, and most experienced of Napoleon's men. It's why he was called short, even though he was of average height. He surrounded himself with comparative giants. Many of the Old Guard fought with him on that original Italian campaign, all the way through the disastrous Russian campaign, and eventually on to Waterloo. The Imperial Guard sang this song, having never been defeated, as they marched up a hill at the battle of Waterloo. There the Duke of Wellington sat next to his officer Maitland with his brigade of troops positioned behind cover along the hill's ridge. It was the last time they would ever fight for Napoleon in a battle.
This could’ve been the most terrifying WW2 March, like imagine like a powerhouse French army rolling over the Germans and they’re just singing about onions
Of all the French marching songs, GuP chose this damn song. A song about slaughtering the Austrians and expressing our love for onions. Don't get me wrong onions are damned good and I respect my nationality as a French citizen, but come on guys? Really? A song about onions!
I seriously hope for Das Finale Part 2, the show creators better choose something like La Victoire est a Nous. As much as I like the "Waterloo" rendition, that song is long overdue for a modern day version.
March song topics from around the world: U.S. songs: About God and family/heritage/tradition/freedom German songs: About God, country, love, culture Japanese songs: About the Emperor, nation, love, death, life British songs: About the King and how great the country is Russian songs: About country, culture, pride, greatness French songs: About *o n i o n s*
British Empire: Sings About their Greatness and their Leader while Fighting German Empire: Sings About their Leader While Fighting Russian Empire: Sings About their Greatness while Fighting French Empire: sINgS aBOUt ONioNs bUt nOT GIvInG iT tO ThE AUstRiAnS WhILe FighTInG
Das Boot the French have won over 1,000 battles and lost did poorly in ww2 because they suffered from bad command etc and fought past the point of exhaustion in ww1 the joke needs to die
Britain and Prussia: I wonder how's france is doing? France: I LOVE ONION KILL DA AUSTRIANS! Britain and Prussia: You good france? France: Nope still in a revolution, so im singing about onions so that my men can have somthing to look forwards to. Britain: ok.... thats normal i guess? Hold on where's Prussia? Germany: Huh? Oh hi britain.... im at war with you..... and france! -_- Fight me dammit.
USSR: We are an unbreakable union that can not be defeated Germany: PRIDE FOR THE FATHERLAND! Imperial Japan: We must give our lives for the Emperor France: I LIKE THE ONION FRIED IN OIL
Yes definitely a girls und panzer refrence, its not like france made the first somewhat "modern" tank design (with a top rotating barrel) or anything not at all
I asked my french friend to sing a song for me. This is what he sang. Initially I thought it's a children's song because of the lively melody... after he sang it he translated it and then explained it. 😶 but I love it it's such a mignon song. 💙💙💙
It seems the joke has gone over your head, friend. Like a HE-111. Let me explain it to you, to help you. The french have made a song about Onions, implying that they like onions, and are willing to kill people for their onions. That's one part of the punchline done. Keep it up, you are doing well. The second part of the joke is that the french lastly retreated from Dunkirk, didn't they? Ya know, it would be very funny if I said that instead of retreating from Dunkirk, they simply needed onions. In a language you can understand: French onion stash dunkirk funny :P
The French defeats in 1870 and 1940 was mainly due to Germans seizing the great hidden onion reserves in northeastern France. They are the source of the French army's power. They'd been moved further south after 1871, which was why the French won WW1, but out of overconfidence, they were reinstalled near the border after 1918. Franco-German wars have essentially relied on preserving or capturing this great resource.
On all the Terrains and continents, France showed the world what it was worth in combat. - Battle of Auerstaedt (1806), 25,000 French against 60,000 Prussians, French Victory - Battle of Patays (1429) 1-6, French Victory - Fort Carillon, 3600 French against 18,000 English, French Victory - Battle of the pyramids, 20,000 Fr against 50,000 Mamluks, French Victory - Austerlitz, 73 000 Fr against 86 000 Russians and Austrians, French Victory But it is also the battles of Bouvines, Verdun, Soissons, Marigan, Castillon, etc ... And those of the Prestige: - the Battle of Camerone, 62 French legionnaires against 2000 Mexicans. - Birk hakeim, at 1 against 10, 3,700 French against 37,000 Germans/Italians. And so many others ...
And then France's true worth is the brilliant strategy of letting Germany occupy them in WW2 then striking from the inside... I think. I don't know. I just know the French only prevented the British officers from running and coming back with backup during the American Revolution
@@robert-joshuamcfaddin7041 The French army fully intended on going down fighting during the invasion of France, the government surrendered the country and ordered their soldiers to lay down arms.
@@JEvans. I know, I believe what caused them to surrender was Pommel's quick jab into France. He gained so much ground that the government literally believed the Germans had invaded successfully.
poor austrians. imagine being killed by a french soldier and the last thing you hear is no onions for the austrians. you die knowing your comrades will never be able to enjoy the sweet savory taste of an onion fried in oil. a sad existence.
Germany: We wrote a song about our tankers England: We wrote a song about our grenadiers USA: We wrote a song about a young patriot enlisting USSR: We wrote a song about a girl awaiting her loved one’s return Japan: We wrote a song about the experiences of war “What about you France?” France: *Le oignons”*
this song come from Napoleonic period. Napoléon was asking to his victorious soldiers after victory of Marengo (1800) , what they were scratching with their bread. They answers onions sire. Very good," Napoléon said, "there is nothing better than an onion for marching on the road to glory". This song is still popular in the army nowadays :)
"Au pas camarades, au pas camarades, au pas, au pas, au pas" *oh fuck comrades, oh fuck comrades, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck* there is no way im the only one who heard that
I was playing Holdfast and i saw the french fifer playing and singing this song at the same time. Guy was a true Frenchman! Whenever he did the " au pas, au pas, au pas" someone in the back was mocking him and saying "upaupaupaupa" XD
![[Eng CC] Song of the Onion / Chanson de l'Oignon (French Military Song)](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/p3BHyOhVXmE/mqdefault.jpg)
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Imagine a french dude with a musket charging at you while singing about how good onions are
And you happen to be austrian
Fly your white uniform from your musket
I do happen to be austrian
Well.
I imagineFrenchies storming at me... but I keep laughing and can not stop
For us swedes this is a melody we use at midsummer jumping around like frogs around a midsommerpole with the lyrics
ua-cam.com/video/cqAiPkgTpy4/v-deo.html
Little frogs, little frogs are funny to see.
Little frogs, little frogs are funny to see.
No ears, no ears, no tails have they.
No ears, no ears, no tails have they.
Qu-ack-ack-ack, qu-ack-ack-ack,
Qu-ack-ack-ack-ack-kaa,
Qu-ack-ack-ack, qu-ack-ack-ack,
Qu-ack-ack-ack-ack-kaa!
Qu-ack-ack-ack, qu-ack-ack-ack,
Qu-ack-ack-ack-ack-kaa,
Qu-ack-ack-ack, qu-ack-ack-ack,
Qu-ack-ack-ack-ack-kaa!
No hats, no hats, no pants have they.
No hats, no hats, no pants have they.
No onions for the Austrians
of course France has a patriotic song about onions
maybe they wanted their enemies to cry
For the glory of France, Napoleon, and onions.
BUDUM PSHH
Ouch
Because they can't make you cry in any other way
They cri while chopping
Italy and France have many in common: they fight using food
Lol
Probably cause italy was ruled by a french dynasty during the 2 world wars
That explains a lot
Baguette
Napoleon likes onions
Germans: We wrote a romantic song about a soldier leaving his girl for the war
French:
Ｉ ｌｉｋｅ ｔｈｅ ｏｎｉｏｎ ｆｒｉｅｄ ｉｎ ｏｉｌ
Imagine a French soldier leaving his onion at home for the great war. It must be so sad.
I thought the soviets wrote about a soldier leaving his girl. Or the Germans could’ve also wrote a song about that.
@@Ling__Ling__ I'm unsure about the german side, but the russian song katyusha is about a woman waiting for her husband who is a soldier
Brian Leger yeah, that’s the one I thought of when i wrote that comment.
@@Ling__Ling__ The German song that Lotheawen is talking about is Erika.
Austrians: Can I have some of the onions?
The French: no
*grabs bag of oinions and holds them close while pointing sword at Austria*
I just imagine it going down like that. It cause a national onion shortage in austria
Fritz Vongerbel
Hold the bag of onions like a crucifix
Austrian mustache man did get the onions though...
Nom
Bruh i didnt know what they did to us sorry austrians 🤣
For the people that don't know the story behind this song, it was in 1800 before the battle of Marengo, Napoleon saw his Grenadiers preparing meal before battle and asked them what they were cooking. The grenadiers answered that it was fried onions. Napoleon then said it was a good way to Glory... and that's how the song was made.
onios r powerful
onions*
J'TAIME L'ONIONE
i thought they meant in WWI when it was pretty much Europe vs Austria and Germany
it's always goddamn Napoleon with these apocryptical stories, and usually the French always do like they actually happened.
Source: mon grand-père en a raconté plein des comme ça, t'ouvres un putain de livre d'histoire un tant soit peu bien recherché et tu découvres que c'était de nouveau juste une grosse merde de mensonge à la con.
they germans had mustard gas. but it was no match for the onion
CJ COHRON onion gas
@Lile Stojkovic By the onion
now a bit of mayonaise and garlic and you have a French sandwich
They made the germans cri with fried onion
Onion grenades
during ww2 it was a perfect time to sing this song because hitler was an austrian.
so no onions for hitler :
Hitler hated Austria and shown pride for Germany
*😳🥵*
@@silly_cat. austria is german so he can do it. But once an austrian always an austrian. You cannot deny the place you were born cause thats bad
@@ObliviAce So you being an American can't deny being American cause it's bad so you can't deny being dumb.
@@bazookaexpress4711 lol im not american im dutch
Also thanks for saying that because i also think americans are kinda dumb
it was actually composed in about 1803
Britain: we wrote a song about our Grenadiers
Germany: we wrote a song about our tank crews
France: we wrote a song about our onions and murdering Austrians for more onions
Germany also made a song about radio operators too lol its call Funkerlied
coz why the fuck not?
actualy it's murdering the onionless austrians.
j'aime bien les oigons, sa goute bon.
Britain & Germany:.......Really?
Why France lost the Battle of Waterloo? Instead of La Victoire est a Nous, the Middle Guard played this song just before they got routed whilst the Foot Guards played The British Grenadiers.
The story behind this song is fascinating. Napoleon was on his first conquest of Italy, his men woefully undersupplied having to scrape anything they could get together to eat. As he was riding along he saw two French grenadiers rubbing an onion on to a piece of bread. Seeing this he asked them what they were doing. They replied they were eating an onion. He then said, "Very good, there is nothing better than an onion for marching on the road to glory."
The song evolved from that incident, and went on to become the song of the Garde Impériale, comprised of his best grenadiers. It's especially associated with the Old Guard, mostly comprised of the tallest, and most experienced of Napoleon's men. It's why he was called short, even though he was of average height. He surrounded himself with comparative giants. Many of the Old Guard fought with him on that original Italian campaign, all the way through the disastrous Russian campaign, and eventually on to Waterloo.
The Imperial Guard sang this song, having never been defeated, as they marched up a hill at the battle of Waterloo. There the Duke of Wellington sat next to his officer Maitland with his brigade of troops positioned behind cover along the hill's ridge. It was the last time they would ever fight for Napoleon in a battle.
Ireland=potatoes
mexico=peppers
France...onions...alright I can see that
Mix the ingredients together that makes a really good soup
@@raymondhamill270 underrated :D
They do gr8 salad
But boil the potat
Also mexico: tacos
This could’ve been the most terrifying WW2 March, like imagine like a powerhouse French army rolling over the Germans and they’re just singing about onions
But they don't notice Germany marching through the Ardennes and encircle them from behind while they sing about flowers and bees
French win 5 War vs Germany Germany win 1 War haha looser germany vive la France
U.S singing about your flag
German singing about Panzer
British singing about Grenadier
France singing about Onion 🙌
Russians sing about machine guns
And Austrians about mountains...
I like Onions so I see this song as an absolute win Xd
Rhodesia singing about Banana
@@raymondhamill270 and trees
@@ObliviAce true
If you are Austrian don't see the english subtitles.
I already did
Austrians dont even speak english
@Princeton Op says who?
@@lucasflanagan656 found the Austrian
@@lucasflanagan656 no onions for u
Of all the French marching songs, GuP chose this damn song. A song about slaughtering the Austrians and expressing our love for onions. Don't get me wrong onions are damned good and I respect my nationality as a French citizen, but come on guys? Really? A song about onions!
I seriously hope for Das Finale Part 2, the show creators better choose something like La Victoire est a Nous. As much as I like the "Waterloo" rendition, that song is long overdue for a modern day version.
Because why not the onion song?
is for confusing our enemies
They might have Asparagus attack BC Freedom in a Free France homage while they belt out "La Marseillaise" from the desert in Lend Lease tanks.
To be fair, the scene was a rip-off of Katyusha anyway and as such was far inferior.
Vive la *o N i O n .*
L'oignon
@@jk-gb4et freanch accent
My mother's last name is Loignon lmao...I played this for her and the 1st line was I love you fried in oil.
Wonder what would be the chances
LOL GET DUNKY ON
Lmao
March song topics from around the world:
U.S. songs: About God and family/heritage/tradition/freedom
German songs: About God, country, love, culture
Japanese songs: About the Emperor, nation, love, death, life
British songs: About the King and how great the country is
Russian songs: About country, culture, pride, greatness
French songs: About *o n i o n s*
True Intellectuals
The French are obsessed with haute cuisine. I'm surprised they didn't write songs about eating frogs and snails.
Well, onions and bloodlust, to be precise
Oniogne fried mmm oil fried mmm oño
@@michaelwalter3399 Because nobody in France eat frogs or snails, it's just a cliché XD
Austria: hey France can I have some of that onion?
France: no
i want an onion bro
true
@@johnpaulabocad6941 You Austrian?
We austrians were very big back then. The austrian empire was as big as prussia
@@johnpaulabocad6941 Ich auch mein Österreichischer Freund. Zwiebeln sind so gut
France: *O N I O N*
Morality: Boosted
Strength: Boosted
Hunger: None
“…Baresark fury +++++”
French = best record War win in the World ..
Also Austrians you get NO FRIED ONIONS, NOOOOOONE!!!
Austrians: :.CCCC
I kinda like onions. But being austrian makes it hard
British Empire: Sings About their Greatness and their Leader while Fighting
German Empire: Sings About their Leader While Fighting
Russian Empire: Sings About their Greatness while Fighting
French Empire: sINgS aBOUt ONioNs bUt nOT GIvInG iT tO ThE AUstRiAnS WhILe FighTInG
Ah, yes my friend
This song made me cry
Ok I'll stop
Where do you want to put these onions?
No keep going
Ahrg
Listened to this on repeat for hours
do you smell onions
Weak, only real men listen to this for weeks at a time
Saaaaame
Onions make me repeat.
Isn't being human so amazing
🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷
Vive l'Onion, vive l'Empereur, Vive la France 🇫🇷✝️⚜️
ON AIME TOUS LES OIGNONS!!!!!
"Surrender"
Das Boot the French have won over 1,000 battles and lost did poorly in ww2 because they suffered from bad command etc and fought past the point of exhaustion in ww1 the joke needs to die
@@manolisiatrou5537 they dont always surrender
@@manolisiatrou5537 and there is also that one time the french c r u s a d e d a l l o f e u r o p e
Britain and Prussia: I wonder how's france is doing?
France: I LOVE ONION KILL DA AUSTRIANS!
Britain and Prussia: You good france?
France: Nope still in a revolution, so im singing about onions so that my men can have somthing to look forwards to.
Britain: ok.... thats normal i guess? Hold on where's Prussia?
Germany: Huh? Oh hi britain.... im at war with you..... and france! -_- Fight me dammit.
Royalguard11 ah I get it
basically this song...
Yum! I love onions! I love eating Onions! lovely lovely Onions... fuck Austria... yummy onions!~
Best french bias song i've ever heard
They dont even try to hide their love for onions
As no one should
*I now have French onion march in my search history and I have no regrets*
USSR: We are an unbreakable union that can not be defeated
Germany: PRIDE FOR THE FATHERLAND!
Imperial Japan: We must give our lives for the Emperor
France: I LIKE THE ONION FRIED IN OIL
I misread that as USSR: we are an unbreakable onion instead of union
@KKK Revolution Laugh in 1991 the year of the end of Empire.
Did anyone realize that a lot of tank footages were in the video?
It's almost like the French were one of the major tank pioneer's
It's a reference to girls und panzer
@@princetonop3223 I don't think that's the case
vexonica 02 It’s obviously a Girls und Panzer reference
Yes definitely a girls und panzer refrence, its not like france made the first somewhat "modern" tank design (with a top rotating barrel) or anything not at all
I asked my french friend to sing a song for me. This is what he sang. Initially I thought it's a children's song because of the lively melody... after he sang it he translated it and then explained it. 😶 but I love it it's such a mignon song. 💙💙💙
Respect to France 🇫🇷 from Vietnam 🇻🇳. Even though we kicked you out, we still love you.
Thanks bro
@@Artefact_Master no prob and I also figured out I’m a little bit part French.
Das finale everyone?
*panzer vor intensive*
Potential History
GOOSE PERSON same
They do what they Always Do
*RETREAT*
WEEEEEBZ
French Grenadiers at Marengo: Rubs Onions on bread
Napoleon: hmmm yes we shall make this a song
The Italians had a song about a railway, im allowed to have a song about onions
@@napoleonbonaparte3339 yes you are
I swear the Onion is the Potato of the french.
Haha funny number I'm laughing so hard hahahaha
@@britishspy2640 glad to heat it :)
Why the hell are you called "mc donalds" ?
@@robinrehlinghaus1944 Why the hell are you called "Robin Rehlinghaus"?
@@Atollic It happens to be my name, dragon person
Legend has it that one of the most hidden bunkers has a huge storage of onions.
The most successful military in history..
Singing a song about supply.
Magino line
*An onion
They retreated because all the onions were in Dunkirk, duh
@@billdoggonejones No, their entire stock ran out or was captured by the Germans and they had to go meet up with British ships to get more. :P
It seems the joke has gone over your head, friend. Like a HE-111.
Let me explain it to you, to help you. The french have made a song about Onions, implying that they like onions, and are willing to kill people for their onions. That's one part of the punchline done. Keep it up, you are doing well. The second part of the joke is that the french lastly retreated from Dunkirk, didn't they?
Ya know, it would be very funny if I said that instead of retreating from Dunkirk, they simply needed onions.
In a language you can understand:
French onion stash dunkirk funny
:P
"There is nothing better than an onion for marching on the road of glory." - Napoleon
US: Songs about freedom
USSR: Songs about friendship
UK: Songs about the King
France: *onion*
So any explanation needed on why we have the best record in history?
@@napoleonbonaparte3339 win over 1000 battlés? i sleep..
lose one war? real shit
Oignon
The French defeats in 1870 and 1940 was mainly due to Germans seizing the great hidden onion reserves in northeastern France. They are the source of the French army's power. They'd been moved further south after 1871, which was why the French won WW1, but out of overconfidence, they were reinstalled near the border after 1918. Franco-German wars have essentially relied on preserving or capturing this great resource.
When le sergant says "like the onion." You bet your ass that's an order
ONYO INTENSIFIES
Jean Pierre, right?
Germany: I hear onions. C'mon. We won't occupy them, we'll just try their new Onion soup.
It was too good that they wanted more
I'm from Poland and this is the most polish song I have ever heard
Very good!!!
"Au pas" would more translate into at pase
good job further do
(refering to the speed the line is walking at)
Rest of the world: Songs about how brave and superior their soldiers are
France: *o n i o n*
Ogres are like onions, they have layers.
I knew someone's gonna say it.
Oh no
And the French too..?
I guess Shrek is french...
Teacher: Today, we will learn how to cook.
Girls: I bet Jessie is dumb at cooking, she can't even cut an Onion properly
The Boys helping Jessie out:
Austria: france pls gib me the on-
France: N O O N I O N S F O R A U S T R I A
This song really puts tear onto my eyes
Lol
the french cuasully dyineg in battle while singing bout onions ultimate giga chad moment
Every countries : song about war and soldier's stuff.
France : "I don't care about your sh1t, all i want is FOOD."
o n i o n s
moral: onions are your best weapons.
Impressive work getting footage of a char 2c
There's actually loads. The French government used them for propaganda.
Germany: we made a song about a soldier leaving his girl for war
France and italy: *f o o d*
if i have a french ancestor who sang that , i'm proud to be French
My 9 times great grandfather lived in Strasbourg.
Austria: *Frankrweich, could u pwease pass mich some onions?*
France:
Britain: FOR KING AND COUNTRY!
Germany: FOR DAS FATHERLAND!
France: FOR THE OINIONS
*austrianss has left the chat*
*chefs has enter the chat*
While their assistance just vibing in the eating room
Austrian chefs: *confused screaming*
How Hitler made France surrender?
*He stole all of the onions*
He crushed the French .
France: we love onions, they are so good
Austria: let me try
France: Hon hon hon, Autriche, w h a t d i d y o u j u s t s a y
They like onion fried in oil
My new ringtone
On all the Terrains and continents, France showed the world what it was worth in combat.
- Battle of Auerstaedt (1806), 25,000 French against 60,000 Prussians, French Victory
- Battle of Patays (1429) 1-6,
French Victory
- Fort Carillon, 3600 French against 18,000 English, French Victory
- Battle of the pyramids, 20,000 Fr against 50,000 Mamluks, French Victory
- Austerlitz, 73 000 Fr against 86 000 Russians and Austrians, French Victory
But it is also the battles of Bouvines, Verdun, Soissons, Marigan, Castillon, etc ...
And those of the Prestige:
- the Battle of Camerone, 62 French legionnaires against 2000 Mexicans.
- Birk hakeim, at 1 against 10, 3,700 French against 37,000 Germans/Italians.
And so many others ...
And then France's true worth is the brilliant strategy of letting Germany occupy them in WW2 then striking from the inside... I think. I don't know. I just know the French only prevented the British officers from running and coming back with backup during the American Revolution
Memers: 🏳️ wHy fRaNcE alWaYs sUrReNDeR
N’oublions pas la Bataille du Pont Saint-Louis. 9 soldats Français contre 3000 soldats Italiens.
@@robert-joshuamcfaddin7041 The French army fully intended on going down fighting during the invasion of France, the government surrendered the country and ordered their soldiers to lay down arms.
@@JEvans. I know, I believe what caused them to surrender was Pommel's quick jab into France. He gained so much ground that the government literally believed the Germans had invaded successfully.
Germany: song about flower named erika
Usa: dying with glory
Russia: a girl named katusha
France: ONION
1940:
*ITALY DECLARE WAR ON FRANCE
Italian Army:"It's so easy...".
French's people:"Nope!".
One time 9 French killed about 2000 Italians while they were in a little bunker with horrible conditions of living
poor austrians. imagine being killed by a french soldier and the last thing you hear is no onions for the austrians. you die knowing your comrades will never be able to enjoy the sweet savory taste of an onion fried in oil. a sad existence.
The Germans: has mustard gas
The French: has onion gas
no joke i had no idea this existed but this is the most beautiful song I have ever heard
ONION
Always remember kids, napoleon was average height for the time
Only the French could make a song this good about onions
another nation : * write a march song about their history * french march : *i like onion , i like onion*
Austrians: i like onions
French: you're mom gay
Austrians: ;(
The story of how the French got their onions.
*your
@@tubaincuba8801 nah its "you're" because funny
was expecting the march to be about bagguets but close enough still abt food
Germany: We wrote a song about our tankers
England: We wrote a song about our grenadiers
USA: We wrote a song about a young patriot enlisting
USSR: We wrote a song about a girl awaiting her loved one’s return
Japan: We wrote a song about the experiences of war
“What about you France?”
France: *Le oignons”*
Austria: frenchich can yuo pass me the onien
France:
Austria: Ook- nvm
When an Austrian guy plays this in Vienna with no prior translation of the Lyrics and a French man goes by the speaker
*Happy French Noises*
I disliked the song. Btw i am also austrian
A good ONYO is a heavy ONYO and I'm tellin' you this is a six pound ONYO
i was playing war thunder and all my french teammates were rambling about onions i was so confused
Onion ha ve layers
Girl Food Song: I’m all that you want boy! Gomme scared like a buffet (bla bla bla the song go brr)
Boys Food Song:
Good i am not the only one who came for Kaiser VS
Lol finally someone who came from Kaiser VS😂
Austrian : can I have some onion ?
Le French : No
girls: we have the best food song
boys: I LOVE AN ONION!
Its not the best. It insults us austrians
These "march songs" were and are used to boost morale among the ranks and this one does the job pretty fucking well.
I didnt know the French is obsessed with Onion
As a french, onions are delicious
They are always onions in my kitchen
this song come from Napoleonic period. Napoléon was asking to his victorious soldiers after victory of Marengo (1800) , what they were scratching with their bread. They answers onions sire. Very good," Napoléon said, "there is nothing better than an onion for marching on the road to glory". This song is still popular in the army nowadays :)
@@breizhcrypto4398 very cool back story. Thanks.
As an immigrant in America from France, the only thing I know about my relatives still in France is they have onions
when the french kid and the austrian kid fought over an onion
Me and the bois:
Test: *Shows 0.1% French*
Me: *Au pas, au pas, au pas.*
L'oignon!
"I love the smell of onion in the morning"
~ some French soldier in Vietnam, 1950
PANZER VOR!!!
*BC:* "Retreat"
isn't that german
@@StarReveurMA
Enlightened French Soldier: Advance in the opposite direction
PANZER VOR!!!!!
No fried onions for the Germans.......
......unless you replace your Austrian leader with a German one.
this is my favorite youtube video
"One onion changes us into a lion"
I'm be like: wow, i want onion too
I cant get one i am austrian. :(
"Au pas camarades, au pas camarades, au pas, au pas, au pas"
*oh fuck comrades, oh fuck comrades, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck*
there is no way im the only one who heard that
Samee
My austrian fren is not happy!
I was playing Holdfast and i saw the french fifer playing and singing this song at the same time. Guy was a true Frenchman! Whenever he did the " au pas, au pas, au pas" someone in the back was mocking him and saying "upaupaupaupa" XD
Goddamn, this is my jam