SlimFast Pork Chop (NSE)
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- Опубліковано 20 тра 2024
- NSE stands for Non-Sausage Episode. This one was too much even for me.
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Lobster boiled in Maple Syrup
in honor of Red Lobster
What, do you think Mr. Sausage is made of money!?
Life hasn't been the same ever since he spent $30 on lobster tails
hey you like super robot monkey team hyperforce go and i wanted to say hell yeah
how can he ignore us like this
@@TimeandSpaceOF He is made of sausage and sausage costs money so yeah
In under twenty seconds we have:
- the consequences of a sausage based diet
- the horrifying ideas of an NSE diet
- poop talk
Never change Mr.Sausage!
Dont forgot somehow perfectly cooked meat in an absurd substance
The visual of pouring chocolate slim fast while talking about his diarrhea is horrifying.
i regularly eat my breakfast while viewing these videos, this one was a struggle
Spaghetti boiled in cough syrup
That’s a hood classic.
It’s called forghetti
No, couch syrup boiled in spaghetti
*Cough syrup boiled in spaghetti
Time to trip on robo spaghetti
leanghetti
The monster of boiling slim fast is pure horror
He should've tasted it. Why waste the soup?
Slim Fast is disgusting on its own. This is a waste of a good pork chop.
Egg drop soup in boiling monster you say… interesting idea
@@Ivan_Oozeyou're a genius.
i wish one of my comments got lots of likes---maybe not this one but a good one
NSEs are like jump scares: you either don't react at all or rediscover fear.
I think the world needs a cheesecake sausage in these trying times
Already done
Well do it again bonehead 😂
Cheesecake Factory sausage? Combo of as many flavors as Mr Sausage is willing to buy
I misread the title as "Slim Jim Porkchop" and screamed when the Slimfast showed up.
Now I want to see Slim Fast Slim Jim happen somehow
By making utter abominations such as this one, Mr. Sausage will lose weight simply by not eating. Truly a testament to his culinary genius.
In this video, Mr. Sausage makes a souffle.
Whether he wants to or not.
Bro if you got the Hershey squirts get some bismuth tablets, hardens your stool to a nice jet black submarine that'll crack the porcelain.
ARGH SPAGHETTI BOILED IN STEAK JUICE
Rice Paper Sausage
Like the things they roll spring rolls with
Rice paper sausage then wrapped in rice paper. Summer roll sausage in a summer roll
Lobster boiled in maple syrup
You can't ignore us forever
he can and he will
@@San-lh8us begone, heretic
Creamy chocolate was the absolute best flavor for all this diarrhea talk
"IT'S! COOKED!"
sausage man has went from chunky to slim, back to chunky
He does subsist on a diet of "exotic" sausages and steak boiled in various ingredients 🤷🏽😂
its the grease LOL
I bet that's all the artificial sweetener filming at the top
Well, that was horrific. Great episode!
Milk, Mr. Sausage. Its milk in the slim fast.
I can't imagine the amount of damage Mr Sausage has done to his stove over the years
And his colon
@@eskovich very true
Forget his stove, imagine his stomach, THINK ABOUT HIS PLUMBING
@themustachedfrenchman8696 god I don't even want to know
mostly grease
“It tastes like chocolate slim fast and pork” surely no one could have seen this coming
On this week's episode of: "What Could Possibly Go Wrong?"
Thank God this popped up on my feed. I was about to boil a porkchop in slimfast too but then I saw this and now I know it's a fools endeavor. Thank you Mr. Sausage.
steak boiled in sweet baby ray's barbecue sauce
as much as he praises that sauce, i'm very surprised he hasn't done this yet
That boiling mass of Slim-Fast is straight out of a John Carpenter movie.
I was surprised how did people not know that boiling milk makes a foam eruption, until I remembered not everyone lives in urban areas and, get milk fresh from the farmers.
For me it's not the foam IT'S THE FILM
@@realkekz have you ever made pudding?
@@kingcrimson4133 I don't like pudding
@@realkekz Fair, its color is scary.
talking about diarrhea while pouring chocolate drink well played mr sausage
Mr.Sauage's rants are comedy gold
For me the most shocking thing about this episode was the fact that Slim Fast apparently still exists
This is such a horror. A+.
Dude talked about how he needed to diet, and then described the perfect diet he had thanks to white castle.
Join the cult of Lobster boiled in Maple Syrup
Now we just need some pork flavored Slimfast.
“It tastes like chocolate slimfast and pork!”
Were you expecting something else lol
Love it when the title of the video is enough to make you grimace.
Was that monstrosity of a skin/film the milk solids floating to the surface?
Either way, this NSE had me laughing out loud so much. His suffering in this particular episode was S tier.
Thank you mr.sausage for having provided me with your not so fun adventure you had in the toilet. Especially since i was eating while listening to your talk.
Next: Milk boiled steak 🥩 🥛
Over hard, side of jelly beans.
That's just not kosher 😂
Why sis I have to scroll so far to find this? My first thought was, "this is am even worse version of milk steak"
It will also foam up like slimfast.
too greasy---lmaoooo
atleast the porkchop has less calories now
The Slimfast horror attempting to leave the confines of the pot is quite possibly the most horrifying thing I have ever seen
I was not prepared for the "RIVERS of diarrhea" 😂😂😂
I got it... A brilliant sausage suggestion....Hard tack Sausage. *insert Clack clack sound effect*
So much effort & terror just for him to conclude it taste like its ingrediënts
I weight 350, too many white castle sausages. I once ate 21 white castle hamburgers and oh boys, the rivers.
Well since the meat you cooked it in became inedible, I guess that means Slimfast works as advertised!
Lobster cooked in blended fillet-o-fish and tartar sauce from McDonalds.
RIP Red Lobster
That Slim Fast sludge looked terrifyingly similar to The Golgothan. You opened a portal to Hell.
Slimfast is actual a living creature that reconstitutes after being heated up, you have doomed us all.
Video 68 asking Mr. Sausage to make the poutine sausage. One more until the funny number
Every chef knows to get the hell out of the way when someone is carrying boiling milk.
Didn't know they even still made SlimFast.
As good as that pork chop comes out looking at the end, you might've just invented the perfect meal to cook when in-laws are visiting.
Lobster boiled in beans. Lobster boiled in maple syrup. Lobster boiled in skittle rice. Lobster boiled in Clamato.
lobster boiled in...grease!
Do not fret Mister Sausage you qualify for the “Hecking Chonker” quality.
We need to get Mr. Sausage a Michelin star
Summer's hottest new trend, Ranch Jell-o No Bake Cheesecake
EVERYBODY RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, ITS THE APPETIZER
Mr sausage managed to make the Elephant’s foot in the comfort of his own home
Lobster boiled in maple syrup.
Lobster boiled in Endless Shrimp
in honor of red Lobster
"It tastes like chocolate slimfast and pork"
Astounding.
Maple Syrup boiled in Lobsters
grease boiled in grease
i love you. never stop.
Thank you Mr sausage
"I don't know what's in slimfast".
Milk, Mr Sausage. This happened because of the milk in it.
You basically made chocolate milk steak.
Charlie Kelly would be appalled by your lack of jelly bean seasoning.
At least it was over hard
imagine what thick water ramen would be like
I refuse to believe that Mr. Sausage is actually 245 pounds, he looked like a skinny legend only a few months ago.
Depending how tall he is, that might not be that big
Weight can be hard to control in your late 30s
Bitrex Sausage! That'll help keep the pounds off Mr Sausage!
A boxalo box sausage is a delicious low calorie treat
You promised me a biscuit and gravy sausage and you STILL haven't delivered. It's been MONTHS! :(
i getting more of a seared bite out of the slimfast porkchop then im getting out if the actual porkchop! :D
It got angry really fast! 😂😂😂😂
Bringing this back, pizza made with cake batter as pizza dough
“It’s not the best flavor combination” equivalent to saying the Titanic just had a small brush with an iceberg
good lord... i thought the title said slim jim at first and i was intrigued. then my brain actually processed the title and now im horrified
"It tastes like Slim Fast and Pork!" ...What did you expect?
>Boils a milk-based product
>Gets surprised when MILK VOLCANO
Lobster boiled in baked beans
I've only ever heard of Slimfast because of a 15 year old Pokémon youtube poop I used to watch over and over as a kid
I ran across some "Red Bell Pepper Jelly" at my job the other day and i cant help but wonder what that would be like in a sausage
"it tastes like chocolate slimfast and pork" wow that's the last thing I expected
I am literally going to England next week and I will bring as much as you need: please consider my Branston Pickle Sausage o great Sausage Sage on yonder mountaintop.
Bro really hydrodipped a pork chop in slimfast. 💀
Uncanny resemblance to the Chernobyl elephant’s foot right there.
we are actually closer to getting a milk steak NSE than we've ever been before
Just when I thought I couldn't relate to Mr. Sausage any more than before, he talks about being dismayed over a 245 lbs. reading on his scale. He's a man of the people.
I love how you acknowledge that it sounds like a bad combination only after you've made it, and taken a bite.
Fifty dollars! Fifty dollars on lobster he spent!
Mr. Sausage gets dropped in on the border of Gaza and Israel and says: "Ya know what would cool this off is a little bit of pork chop"
Justice for lobster boiled in maple syrup guy!
the closest we'll ever get to a real life great mighty poo
I quick read the title as "slimjim porkchop" which sounds pretty legit.
The most horrifying thing about this video is that slimfast still exists
This is so incredibly amazingly anti-kosher. 12/10
That's the prettiest pork chop I've ever seen
I just want you to know, Mr. Sausage, that in an overwhelming, ADHD state of inability to pick what it is I want to do/watch. You're videos coming up on my feed are like a beacon in the fog.
Slimfast is probably the worst option to avoid diarrhea.
IT'S ALIVE!!!!