MST3K Jonah's Kaiju Rap (Every Country has a Monster) 1080p
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- Опубліковано 4 вер 2024
- A really great moment from the new season of MST3K! Jonah raps to the bots about monsters from all over the world.
I don't own the rights to this, just wanted to share, if that's not okay I'll remove it... but I hope it's okay.
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This was the moment I was sold on this new show.
Same Here. I was smiling, and saying, "Oh yea. It's back!"
Same here!
Daniel Monaco Same for me! Hope they put this on iTunes, it's gotta be my new ringtone! :-)
Daniel Monaco exactly
Daniel Monaco Mine was the extended riffs on Carvel ice cream in this same episode. That is a MST3K joke through and through.
When he said "rap," my gut clenched as I prepared for cringe... and it never came. This is by far one of my favorite host segments, right up there with any Torgo bit
This reminded me of the old Torgo bits! This was flawless
@@Wingless- can we stop talking about Torgo's bits?
@@pezgirlandpizzapants5351 We should never stop talking about Manos OR Torgo.
This was really good
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What's great about this (apart from everything): he did the whole song, with mad complicated rhymes, in one take, and they *could* have gotten another one where the monsters don't fall down, but the monsters falling down is so perfectly MST3K.
I don't think it guarantees it's one take, they just figured the monsters falling over wasn't important enough to cut.
IIRC, Joel insisted on this take because of the monsters falling over giving an oldschool MST3K feel
Well there we go.
RIGHT!
Apparently there was a take where it went off perfectly...only to have the camera go off the track when they close in for the hallway shot.
This was the exact moment I knew this season was everything I had hoped for. A little cheesy, a little goofy, and a lot of fun.
I met Jonah at a convention in 2016 and I asked if there would be songs in the new Netflix show and he responded with a candid "You are not prepared"
Let's hope for even more in season 13!!!
Were you?
It's taken about fifteen times watching this song to realise they say "Kinga" followed by "Moon 13", then followed suspiciously swiftly by a movie sign. I can just imagine her jamming out then going nuts at that line before smashing the button lol I love this show
I only just noticed that they follow up Scandinavia with Kraken!
hahahaha, deep cut, but yes!!
This is when the show won me over. They weren't just going to ride the rails of nostalgia, they were actually taking it into this decade and innovating it.
This never gets old! The references to classic hip hop songs is the icing! “So Crow,” “Servo?” “Ready to go?” “Start slow…”
BECAUSE HE'S THE SIZE OF LUXEMBOURG!
WHAT!
It's like watching your kid ride a bicycle for the first time --- you're nervous, cringing, and then, hot damn, they pull it off!!
Exactly!
I took a big liking to Jonah after doing this monster rap because I found it incredibly catchy.
Thank Paul & Storm for that as well, since they composed it. :)
AHHHHH perfect. It's so good.
If you weren't already impressed, consider that this is all done in one take with no cutaways, three puppets, and over 20 monster standees revealed in a very specific order. It must have been a nightmare to coordinate.
It's even funnier because the little wooden stands keep falling down and eventually Jonah just gives up on standing them back up
A stage hand lurking below him was handing him monsters as he went too.
Not to mention that the casual dialogue between Jonah and the bots just flowed right into the rap. That whole thing was impressive.
I'd be impressed if this guy was actually good at doing the same as Mike and Joel.
He sucks.
@@AddMoreQuarters Nah, that's just that weird parasite that's been eating your brain. You should really get that looked at...
I was so scared when Crow said rap but it ended up being awesome.
same here man, same here.
Yeah well, when it's a rap about monsters being sung by comedians, I'm not surprised.
The first episode showed great promise and this skit was a real gem that harkened back to the glory days of mst3k. They've really added just enough new elements to make the show unique to this new era but it really feels like the mst3k of old at the same time. My only hangups so far are that the bots voices aren't very distinct... but I have no doubt they'll get better. That and the riffing itself, while very good, was WAY TOO RAPID FIRE. And then the second episode came... that was glorious, and improved on just about everything from the first. Oh god... why am I complaining? This is wonderful. It's just a show, I should really just relax.
I agree - expectations are very high for a reboot like this, and they've largely made it successful ... except for the the rapid fire delivery. The old show (and Rifftrax) feels like guys hanging around making jokes, at a leisurely pace. The new show was less about natural-sounding rapport than reading lines from a script as quick and tight as possible. All the elements are in place, though, for them to find the right balance and develop well.
That rapid fire works to perfection around the 60 minute mark of Atlantic Rim. There's about a two to three minute area there where they keep firing off some killer riffs. I had to back it up and watch again a few times to absorb them all. I was almost in tears from laughing so much.
Yes. So well done. THIS is how you do a reboot.
David Turner it's not a reboot, it's the eleventh season.
Don't call it a comeback ... they've been here for years
It's more of a revival than a reboot.
Nah, I think it's more of a sequel.
It's not a reboot, it's Season 11. It's basically what the show would be had they not gone off the air after season 10 and kept going switching hosts and such
TOM: Jonah, I'm Confused.
CROW: Yeah, what's your deal? Why don't you shave?
JONAH: What?
TOM: Yeah, yeah, that too. But I thought giant monsters came from Japan, not Denmark.
JONAH: Well Asia clearly has the most monster credibility, but there's a beautifully diverse array of global monsters all over the planet.
CROW: Huh.
TOM: Explain!
CROW: Preferably through rap!
JONAH: All right, if you insist.
JONAH: ♪Reptilicus is silly but he really illustrates/ the great array of monsters all over the place. Not just in Japan, but across the planet. An A-to-Z gamut; a gargantuan panopoly.♪
TOM: ♪Example please?♪
JONAH: ♪Name a land.♪
TOM: ♪Belize!♪
JONAH: ♪Oh geez easy peas-ey, mes amis.♪
JONAH: ♪See in the Yucatan you can meet El Cadejo. In Belize they believe in him they're not afraid to say so.♪
TOM: ♪Scotland?♪
JONAH: ♪Nessie's livin' up in a loch. ♪
TOM: ♪How about Poland?♪
JONAH: ♪A scary scarecrow named Bubak.♪
CROW: s'huh, so it's not just Godzilla?
TOM: Well duh, Crow there's a lot that could kill ya.
CROW: Hey!
JONAH: Tom?
TOM: Sorry Crow.
CROW: Okay.
TOM: Bros?
CROW: Sho'.
TOM: Yo Jonah how's the chorus go?
JONAH: ♪Every country/ has a monster/ they're afraid of/ in their nation.♪
ALL: ♪Every monster/ has a country/ yeah a station they call their home.♪
CROW: Gunter glieber glauchen crow-ben
TOM: ♪What turned the Musk Deer's guts to spaghetti?♪
JONAH: ♪Was it in Tibet?♪
TOM: ♪Yep.♪
JONAH: ♪I bet he met a yeti!♪
CROW: ♪Australia?♪
JONAH: ♪Their drop bears will impale ya.♪
TOM: ♪Then they'll sell you hella-touristy paraphernalia.♪
JONAH: ♪Chupacabra chewin' up cattle down in Mexico/ Déélgééd horns gorin' battlin' the Navajo/ Congo's kongamato is a mongo flyin' dino. I know I don't want to die but when I do he'll be the guy.♪
BOTS: ♪Whoa!♪
TOM: So Crow.
CROW: Servo?
TOM: Ready to go?
CROW: Start slow.
TOM: ♪Kropermann is a monster from Luxembourg.♪
CROW: ♪Who's actually the size of Luxembourg.♪
SERVO: ♪He crushed the whole country of Luxembourg.♪
ALL: ♪Because he's the size of Luxembourg!♪
JONAH: What!
CROW: ♪Egypt's got mummies like Tutankhamen.♪
TOM: ♪Leprechaun on the lawn at Boston Common.♪
JONAH: ♪Bots got the hang of it! The song's really kickin'!♪
ALL: ♪Chickity-China at Chinese chicken!♪
JONAH: By that I mean Jiufeng and Peng. Giant Chinese birds. And one of them turns into a fish. Anyway...
JONAH: ♪Gnus, killer shrews and the loup garou/ Baba Yaga, Jorōgumo and the impundulu/ Now you guys realize the surprising size Of all the worldwide dai-kaiju!♪
ALL: ♪Every country has a monster/ they’re afraid of/ in their nation. Every monster♪
GYPSY: Sasquatch!
ALL: ♪Has a country♪
JONAH: That's Canada!
ALL: ♪Yeah a station they call their home.♪
TOM: Tatzelwurm for the Swiss!
ALL: ♪Every country♪
CROW: Scandinavia!
ALL: ♪has a monster♪
JONAH: That's kraken!
ALL: ♪they’re afraid of♪
TOM: Kinga!
ALL: ♪in their nation.♪
ALL: Moon 13!
ALL: ♪Every monster/ has a country/ yeah we've got movie sign.♪
Thanks buddy
God bless you.
Thank you hero
🙌
You have surprised me with the length of this comment, but it helps. Thanks
When this was playing over the credits it got me dancing. I actually got in my cardio for the day because of this.
don't skip that Cardio!
The three people who disliked this video are monsters of the country of UA-cam.
Hadley Kennedy I hear Dropbears really dig the song though.
scotthebruce2 Kaiju : those monsters from others nations take our jobs.
Hadley Kennedy make that 57
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Whether it's Joel, Mike, or Jonah- this show has never jumped the shark. Every single episode is awesome!
A great opening outing for the new MST3K.
You can almost feel the hand of Joel blessing this scene from backstage. This upbeat type of atmosphere, having fun and still with a distinctly-intentional showmanship, was largely not present in the Mike seasons. I love Mike too, of course, but what I'm saying is that if someone asked me whether episode 1 was more like a Joel or Mike episode, it wouldn't be a hard question to answer. Season 11, so far, evokes the better seasons of the Joel era.
I love how Joel is in the hazmat suit. Canon explanation how he survived when Mike replaced him
Well, remember that they had different styles. Mike's did great when Joel left, put the program to new heights.
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Right. It was just done in a slightly different way.
I like how they did this all in one take. I also like 2:35, when some of the monsters fall and Jonah looks off camera, probably hoping they don't have to start over.
This is the first classic segment of the Jonah era of MST3K - it's so good to see the show back again. Also loving Baron and Hampton as Crow and Servo - the voices are spot on. ^_^ (And kudos to Paul and Storm for composing the song.)
My boss literally just told me to look this up at work today. No regrets.
I like to imagine that Kinga loved the song, but immediately gave the movie sign when they called her a monster
heh heh heh. yup
Is it strange that MS3TK managed to make better use of the verse "Chickity China, the Chinese Chicken" in their parody song than the Barenaked Ladies did in the first place?
It's originally from Busta Rhymes' "Chickity Choco the Chocolate Chicken" line on A Tribe Called Quest's Scenario /hiphopnerdery
Rawr, rawr, like a dungeon dragon. Which makes me believe Busta plays RPGs.
Strange, yet not surprising.
They DID
The amount of rehearsal to do this in one shot is incredible
weird to see crow with working arms. great song!
The best part is that it's accurate
I don't remember Krojemanchen every being actually the size of Luxembourg, but I'm willing to ignore that, since it's my favorite part and I've been repeating it for a week.
I think it's just saying that Luxembourg is small :P
Except daikaiju refers to giant monsters and not all the mentioned monsters qualify ;) (it’s still a great song)
Thank you Jonah for remembering that Bigfoot is a Canadian kaiju.
Sasquatch is named after Saskatchewan, after all.
Mike probably wouldn't know that since he seemed to think the Prime Minister could conduct business in some remote part of Alberta instead of Ottawa.
I don't care what anyone says; I love the newer seasons. It's perfect for new MSTies in my opinion.
Agreed, I am happy to get new episodes. I like that in the current season they are experimenting with rotating hosts too. It gives me hope the experiment can run as long as there are movies to riff!
@@RarebitFiends So far, Season 13 is rather mediocre for me, but lets hope it gets better as it goes on.
@@superspeedbros2422 Agreed, it's been hit or miss. I may be too kind when I say this, but I think a lot of that can be blamed on socially distanced production for part of the season and all of the hiccups with setting up a new platform, figuring out the livestreams, and the writers room and now multiple casts needing to gel a bit. I am hopeful this season is setting us up for a better season 14. Of the new seasons, 11 is my favorite so far, but MST3K is MST3K. :)
THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING ON TELEVISION EVER!
I've only barely started watching the old episodes on Netflix, and "BAM!", here comes a completely new season to entertain with great riffing and enjoyable comedy segments.
And based off of these comments, I've only scratched the surface of this classic series.
When I first heard this song in the episode, I knew that I would be listening to it constantly afterwards. A fantastic beginning to a promising return.
This is the song written for the new show. This is the song, monsters and bots...HE TRIED TO KILL ME WITH A FORKLIFT...OLE!
I love everything about this but especially when the monsters fall down and Jonah is trying to pick them up, and he looks at the camera but keeps singing and you can tell he's practically laughing but they just kept going. They're clearly having a blast with it and it makes it all the more fun to watch.
Everyone needs to try to say "Then they'll sell ya hella touristy paraphernalia" really fast and discover how difficult that phrase really is to say 😳
Fact: When Crow asked for this to be sung in rap, you were dreading this.
Fact: By the time it ended, you wanted more.
This song was more than enough to lay any doubts and worries about this new show to rest.
I was so unsure about Jonah, until he dropped this. From that moment on he was part of the MST3K hostage family.
I love that the Killer Shrews made it into this.
2:33
Jonah: Oh crap.
Director: Don't even worry about it. This is the take.
That director being Joel
Another great thing about this that I don’t think anyone has mentioned is there is someone under the desk handing Jonah those standees. And Jonah is so slick about it. As soon as a monster is named, he’s got it in his hands. Good job, person under the desk.
Noticed that too. At first I thought he was just grabbing them from a shelf below but no way he could be that smooth and grab them in order while performing so yeah, somebody was handing them to him right on cue.
Love it! I've only seen the first two episodes, but they've been fantastic. This is one of many highlights. They amazingly managed to capture the feel of the original shows while adding just the right tweaks (like the skeleton band) to make it fresh.
A small detail I loved:
1:18 - Tom ends his line with a Beck ("I'm a Loser, Baby") delivery.
I listened to that part again, and I don't know what you're talking about. Would you mind explaining further?
FerHivore "And my time is a piece of wax dripping on a termite that's choking on the splinters." Very similar delivery, I think.
ezakustam Yeah, I think they both kind of throw their lines away like sitcom characters sarcastically saying, "That went well."
One of the best of Jonah! The gang really showed their chops on this one. A great Episode of MST3K!
Cannot be upvoted enough!
Welcome back people.
crow saying "as a rap!" is like when tommy in goodfellas is getting "made" and he walks into the empty room and starts to say "oh n...." but then instead of being murdered it turns out to be a really nice and sweet surprise party with his favorite friends and he has a really great time.
Dude I haven’t watched the show in years, I heard someone reference the show and this got stuck in my head immediately
“Yeah, we’ve got Moviesign”
“OH, WE’VE GOT MOVIESIGN!” XD
I'll be honest, the Netflix age of MST3K was my least favorite era of the show in terms of riffing, but they absolutely knocked it out of the park when it came to musical host segments.
Yes. The song about Concepts from _The Day Time Ended_ and the Moon 14 Mesozoic Ranch Dinosaur BBQ jingle were amazing.
This is the BEST thing I've heard in a looooong time. Thank you all.
So, with the announcement of new MST3K episodes with this cast, I'm revisiting these two seasons and this right here is the moment I knew that this cast/crew were perfect inheritors of the Satellite of Love. This whole segment had the perfect blend of cheesyness with a love of obscure movies and the sillyness of the figures getting knocked over that feels perfectly MST3K. No one involved had any cynacism of bringing back MST3K, nor did they feel like they were above the material. Jonah is the perfect modern host, a blend of awkard, somewhat cringey humour along with earnest sincerity and love of this stuff, the new bot voices are in perfect rhythm with the host, but antoginizing them just enough to make you laugh, and the movie is perfectly terrible enough to enjoy with jokes. Cannot wait for another season with them all #MakeMoreMST3K
1:18 - "I-Bet-He-Met-A-Yeti!"
YES
Oh my god this makes me so happy
'Bet he met a yeti'.
Awesome.
This made me so happy. This show is the first thing to make me cheerful since about... November.
This was the exact moment I knew the Netflix seasons and beyond would be alright... And as usual, I was right
every few months I find my way back here and I love it every single time
And Minnesota (Because as we all know MST3K was filmed in MN) has the Pukwugie!
damn! one of those cut outs is a cartoon kinga, but you can only see the arm as Jonah puts it behind the Chinese bird...
Holy crap your right..of course anyone who's seen the last episode knows Max is the true monster
I don't see a Kinga cutout but they say "Kinga, Moon 13" toward the end.
Why has nobody released an adult coloring book of these creatures? It would sell like hotcakes!
Started dozing with this episode on. The song is permanently in my head now. Sent it to my son and he texted back... "Dork". Ha. I miss that kid
The Return really hit the ground running.
Hello new ringtone.
Donnie J Dude where?? I've been looking to download this as my new ringtone but can't find it anywhere.
The exact moment I fell in love with the new season.
This song did not have to be such a bop but goddamn they made it one
Been a hardcore fan since 92 and i hope Netflix will produce another season.
this is such an out of place comparison, but this song REALLY seems like something that The Rise of TMNT would have going on among the main characters
Donnie going on about all the cryptids out in the world while Leo and Mikey are hyping him up just for shits and giggles:
How much longer must I wait for this to be on itunes
10 people has had family and friends eaten by Kaiju
Anyone who disliked this video must’ve been assisted by jonah, Tom servo, or crow. Damn they even mention ‘Def Leopard’
that's just such a chill keyboard riff
I love this so much. SO glad it's back
I have never seen such a white rap… that actually slaps so hard.
🤣
From what I heard this was done in one take, which I find impressive
Hey, that's me at 2:08!
You're a monster
I hate to break it to you but he said Loup-Garou (the original French spelling). See Loup Garou, Ragarou and the bastardized Loogaroo (which is like the French equivalent of Engrish) all stem from Loup-Garou. That's French for werewolf and there is supposed to be one lurking in the swamps of Louisiana.
Definition of facetious
1
: joking or jesting often inappropriately : waggish - just being facetious
2
: meant to be humorous or funny : not serious - a facetious remark
You should look up the definition of "Wrong," as well. :3
I watch this to cheer myself up when I'm down, it just works! I was worried as a loooooong time MST3K fan i wouldn't like these new guys but they're really great!! Go watch them now! ;)
I was introduced to the series in the return and after hearing this I understood why my dad loved it.
I like how they rhymed Luxembourg with Luxembourg, Luxembourg, and Luxembourg.
Because it's hard to rhyme with Luxembourg!
I'm all in! Joel I'm so glad you pushed for the reboot!
i looked it up and i was intensely disappointed to find out that kropermann is in fact not said to be the size of luxembourg and at no time, outside of this very song, was he ever rumored to have crushed the whole country of luxembourg
this tops Let's Have A Patrick Swayze Christmas and Sing the Praises of Pants in my book X3
BTE, tysm for adding captions
You can absolutely see Mike or Joel doing this song so that’s why it fits so perfectly.
Was there ever a better lyric than "Bet he met a Yeti"?
"Because he is the size of Luxembourg" comes close, but I dunno.
This is sooooo great! I'm a huge fan of Joel and Mike and now alsoJonah. And of course the bots in all their manifestations. I love the old and the new--thank God for MSK3K--and thank you all so much for helping get through this damn-demic.
This was the exact moment the new season sold me.
RIP Mothman, USA's own most popular cryptid. Also worth noting that places like Japan, China and Ireland (whose mythology is with the Scottish Highlands (where the Scottish Gaels were chased to by the Anglo-Saxons who also stole the identity of British from the Britons who they called "Welsh" and later founded England) and the Isle of Man (which is where Manx cats come from and was used by the Anglo-Saxons as a staging ground to invade Ireland)) have _millions_ of monsters (Japan even has their own variation of the Wild Hunt called "Hyakki Yagyō" which translates to "Night Parade of One Hundred Demons" ). Although Japan appropriated some of theirs from China. Like how the kitsune was the huli jing in China (and sure enough the Japanese fox god Inari Okami came from China's Húxiān too).
Man Eurovision 2024 hits different
This is perfect! A catchy song that feels exactly like it would fit in the original version.
We need a clowns in the sky III
One of my favorites from the series. So clever too. Thanks for uploading
This gives me Flight of the Conchords feels. And I mean that as the ultimate compliment. 😻
This was a great way to bring new and old fans to this forgotten gem. Good to see you back 'Mystery Science Theater 3000'.
"I bet he met a yeti" is fun to say :-)
This damn song has been playing in my head for weeks!
Just watched this episode with my boyfriend yesterday. We were both agreed that the show is perfect. This song was awesome.
The may as well be doing the weave and channeling the beastie's approach to MC'ing. I loved this segment.
It was this song that told me, 'everything is gonna be okay' oxoxoxo
If you think this is great, re-watch with the auto-generated captions on. It becomes even more amazing.
Congo's kongamato is a mongo flying dino
I know I don’t want to die
But when I do, he’ll be the guy
Run the Jewels 4
Chickety China the Chinese chicken...
Well played
chinese durrr
This never gets old