I literally just traveled into haast with my mate because of this film, can confirm haast does indeed have cellphone coverage now! And is the strangest place I’ve ever been to in my life! There is a woman in a food cart with a shotgun loaded and padlocked to the wall
@Damian Cairns you can't pronounce words that you weren't initially taught to pronounce properly, sure, but being unable to do so, then being offended for not being able to and yet disrespecting it all the same is pretty rubbish. Especially if you dont make an effort to properly learn. Instead of using others response as an excuse to be lazy, make an action of respect or courtesy to others and New Zealand culture. Not being fluent also doesnt excuse the inability to even say Māori or Kia Ora correctly.
true, as someone said here, as an Australian this kinda makes me proud to be neighbours with NZ. There are so many similarities, and yet the differences are real special. Plus now I know what a Jafa is, kinda like Sydney ;)
i dunno bout the elitism.. i used to stay just outta haast regularly and it's legit the average westcoast cletus looking mafuxkers (i.e. the inbred joke Guy used)
Been there myself a few times....had a few beers with locals etc.....they are really NZs last frontier.....wild, zany, hard working bunch who work hard and play hard......they've actually got more in common with outlying Tasmanian people than the rest if New Zealand!
It's a term for white New Zealanders of European descent. Many white New Zealanders don't like the term for various reasons, such as the common claim that is has supposed negative connotations, which is fundamentally baseless. A lot don't like it as they would rather use an English word to describe themselves. Most prefer to use "New Zealander" or "Kiwi" (which is from Māori lol) in general, and if race has to be pulled in, NZ European. So if you'd like to make a family dinner more spicy, just casually slip in "Pākehā" and admire the ensuing fireworks.
@@alexlaws1530 That may still be the case with older generations and more remote South Islanders but I don't think it applies more generally. The word does have mildly negative connotations but I'm never aware of it being used that way. It's a simple identifier as used by most.
@@alexlaws1530 Maori kids would get around my high school (Western Australia) saying this shit and it was definitely an insult. Don't mean we didn't bash em for it though, they only made it very clear as to what they think of us. In our own country.
Currently I don’t believe it’s very hard although a native will know much more than me. I believe if you’re a skilled or highly skilled worker you can get 5 year visa quite easily, if you meet the English, health & age requirements and of course some extensive background checks. Aside from highly skilled, I believe it still surprisingly easy to emigrate there. NZ is the place where a lot of Earthly billionaires have purchased vast amounts of land and built empty mansions in case some trouble stirs in less remote areas of the world. Specifically in Queenstown, I’ve read quite a bit about the billionaires buying up lots of land over there. Famously, billionaire Peter Thiel gained citizenship after just 12 days in the country. Whereas people that have been productive members of society for over a decade have been denied and/or tied up in the application process. Must be nice $$$$. Cheers.
@trexeater101 Never said much about people purchasing land. If NZ considers a billionaire that’s only been there for 12 days a native, It looks like they have no problem selling land to the highest bidder, so long as they’ve accepted your bid for citizenship first.
You said they have no cell reception while holding a land line. Explaining why you can’t call them when you can off the phone you’re holding. Is this comedy?
Small towns are always good for a short visit. It truly takes a special type of person to live where theres nothing really to do other then the pub friday/saturdays. It always sounds good but its hard to do. Ive visited small towns and been bored within 6 hours. After walking to all 2 shops and the pub all 100m within eachother its hella boring. Thats why all the locals who live there are old and the ones who arent work/live on properties just outside of town.
Hahahahaha "Māori tv wheres our pākeha tv! And he reckons your dead rite" 😂😂😂 hmmmm maybe all the other 40 something channel's hes so write when he said you will fit rite in lol
As incredible as it sounds I live in a city where there are cellphones and ALSO pubs where you can socialize face to face. Do these bumkins think everyone with a phone suddenly never talks to anyone ever again?
“You can date out side of your family” “what’s the fun of that”
@wadautalkina beet aaq
I would be her cousin from Australia if she wants
@@thisisbeyondajoke6748 i am your cousin from Taipuke
Incest the game the whole family can play.
Get off her Jethro she's my sister to
The way he said "A jug of Speights" as if there was absolutely no other acceptable answer
"you don't actually have to do it Bob fucking hell"😂🤣. Bob's the man! Lol
Love watching these stoned the funniest
BongSaint__420__ Goat you sound stoned af what did you use
After seeing this... I want to live in haast. Absolute time capsule
"Strup! strup! strup!"
😂😂
"The power of my sexuality 😂" another classic line
What a jug it's quite early in the morning. Love it.
I literally just traveled into haast with my mate because of this film, can confirm haast does indeed have cellphone coverage now! And is the strangest place I’ve ever been to in my life! There is a woman in a food cart with a shotgun loaded and padlocked to the wall
The old bloke stung him for a jug🤣😂
“I don’t recognise the word pakeha” typical south islanders 😂😂
they have their heads screwed on
Nah its Kiwi
Damian Cairns I think it’s still too soon for Germans to call anyone a bigot 😂😂
@Damian Cairns you can't pronounce words that you weren't initially taught to pronounce properly, sure, but being unable to do so, then being offended for not being able to and yet disrespecting it all the same is pretty rubbish. Especially if you dont make an effort to properly learn. Instead of using others response as an excuse to be lazy, make an action of respect or courtesy to others and New Zealand culture. Not being fluent also doesnt excuse the inability to even say Māori or Kia Ora correctly.
@@venomsnake225 wy tf is it offensive to not be able to pronounce maori
Hey I met Bob when I went there 2 years ago. The pub was good! I put the Rammstein song on as well haha
Love the Rammstein reference
true, as someone said here, as an Australian this kinda makes me proud to be neighbours with NZ. There are so many similarities, and yet the differences are real special. Plus now I know what a Jafa is, kinda like Sydney ;)
As a jafa i was significantly offended by this comment
@@AwakenedAvocado coz I compared Auckland to Sydney?
@@asarahau9777 no because om a precious little snowflake
im a jafa. and not proud of it, lol.
Living in america, how do i go to new zeland. I love them already.
we seem to just accept anyone here try a plane lol
@@jaydaksrules5316 heard that. Haha
What's a america?
Swim? Idfk
@@AuzzieArtyst 🤣🤣
this guy make my day.
"How do you text you mates?" " Tell them to fuck off" 😂😂😂 pride of the south response right there.
Bob was a legend
*is a legend*
Omg I’m so dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Guy you’re absolutely hilarious x
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 what the hell were the photo printing people thinking.
Haha I haven't even heard of HAAST 😂
Low-key I get some elitism vibes from some of the townspeople
i dunno bout the elitism.. i used to stay just outta haast regularly and it's legit the average westcoast cletus looking mafuxkers (i.e. the inbred joke Guy used)
I live there
@@tylerkerr4097 lovely place. Good memories in haast
Been there myself a few times....had a few beers with locals etc.....they are really NZs last frontier.....wild, zany, hard working bunch who work hard and play hard......they've actually got more in common with outlying Tasmanian people than the rest if New Zealand!
Yes, a jug!
Love it.
2:41 I don't recognise the word Pakeha but wellyeahnah dead right! 😂😂😂😂
I need to visit New Zealand
Guess no one noticed he was in Napier camera store even tho he said Christchurch 😂😅
Love a good pub, no bullshit, good beer and good mates
On ya mate
“Spread his seed in the community” 😂😂😂😂😂
Love it lol "To Haast Mich" 😂
This is fantastic :) I wish more towns around the world didn't have modern technology!
1:02 Well, at least he's honest.
Lost my shit when I heard Rammstein "To Haast" hahaha
Anyone know the song at 0:21
Ramstein ,,du haust ..
There is cell phone reception at the pub.
Ramnstein haha
Too haast 😂😂 that song popped in my head before you guys used it in that van parady scene
Yeh me too😂
"Maori TV?! What about Pakeha TV?!" 😂😂 haha that's so great! Because there's certainly not 95% of TV channels pakeha!
Bob: "I don't recognise the word Pakeha but yer dead right"
Guy: "You're gonna fit in perfectly on the internet!"
😂😂😂
nah they're almost all american
American your pakeha to unless your native america
As a black pakeha i was significantly offended by this comment
@@harlzaotearoa7769 no one is pakeha i am a black pakeha thsts what they said so explain that
What’s the sound called at 0.20
It's Rammstein 'Du Hast', there ya go: ua-cam.com/video/W3q8Od5qJio/v-deo.html
Ok,im moving there.
I just have to stop procastinating on my phone...right now...annnny moment.
BOB u r the man xoxo
As an Australian, these videos are really entertaining. NZ seems like a cool place. I don't know what Pakeha is though.
It's a term for white New Zealanders of European descent. Many white New Zealanders don't like the term for various reasons, such as the common claim that is has supposed negative connotations, which is fundamentally baseless. A lot don't like it as they would rather use an English word to describe themselves. Most prefer to use "New Zealander" or "Kiwi" (which is from Māori lol) in general, and if race has to be pulled in, NZ European. So if you'd like to make a family dinner more spicy, just casually slip in "Pākehā" and admire the ensuing fireworks.
@@alexlaws1530 That may still be the case with older generations and more remote South Islanders but I don't think it applies more generally. The word does have mildly negative connotations but I'm never aware of it being used that way. It's a simple identifier as used by most.
I love white people theyre so kind and great. Definitely better than most asians
@@alexlaws1530 Maori kids would get around my high school (Western Australia) saying this shit and it was definitely an insult. Don't mean we didn't bash em for it though, they only made it very clear as to what they think of us. In our own country.
White bro.
oh haastafarians are the best! cheers barman bob looking awesome
Where?
1:50 LOOK at the girl that said I don't like tinder
Been NZ 7 years I still learning things sweet
I liked Haast first place In NZ that I seen Dolphins
2:42 they were simple times :)
This was hilarious the other night
What's the song at 0:20 ??
rammstein du hast
1:03 🤣🤣🤣
Haast had me at "The Hard Antler" ;)
sounds like paradise....how hard is it to emigrate to New Zealand?
jonesey251 very!
Currently I don’t believe it’s very hard although a native will know much more than me. I believe if you’re a skilled or highly skilled worker you can get 5 year visa quite easily, if you meet the English, health & age requirements and of course some extensive background checks. Aside from highly skilled, I believe it still surprisingly easy to emigrate there. NZ is the place where a lot of Earthly billionaires have purchased vast amounts of land and built empty mansions in case some trouble stirs in less remote areas of the world. Specifically in Queenstown, I’ve read quite a bit about the billionaires buying up lots of land over there. Famously, billionaire Peter Thiel gained citizenship after just 12 days in the country. Whereas people that have been productive members of society for over a decade have been denied and/or tied up in the application process. Must be nice $$$$. Cheers.
@@Cherokee913 nope. land cannot be sold to foreigners any longer
@trexeater101 Never said much about people purchasing land. If NZ considers a billionaire that’s only been there for 12 days a native, It looks like they have no problem selling land to the highest bidder, so long as they’ve accepted your bid for citizenship first.
Stay out of our lands!
Sums up New Zealand....
wreckyourbox rats
love it. One of the few western democracies left where the majority population is not (at least yet) infected with elite hegemonic groupthink.
@@agentsmith3874 I have no idea what that means will consult Neo in the morning.
@@agentsmith3874 Believe me, the majority in NZ are raving snowflakes. Just look at our most recent election results.
Somehow this place is kinda wholesome...
Haast in Persian means exist
In Dutch it means HURRY. lol
It's not Persian though.
You said they have no cell reception while holding a land line. Explaining why you can’t call them when you can off the phone you’re holding. Is this comedy?
I wanna love in Haast!!! Sounds fucking awesome!
Small towns are always good for a short visit. It truly takes a special type of person to live where theres nothing really to do other then the pub friday/saturdays. It always sounds good but its hard to do. Ive visited small towns and been bored within 6 hours. After walking to all 2 shops and the pub all 100m within eachother its hella boring. Thats why all the locals who live there are old and the ones who arent work/live on properties just outside of town.
You wanna love who...Bob from Haast?
That pretty much summed up my opinion of cell phones in 2022.
1:03
haha bob is a legend
1:59 there’s a phone in her hand
i didnt say anything about that, im just saying shes got a phone. geeze
Lady yelling “strip” with her phone in her hand 😂🤷♀️
That news reporter looks so much like Scott morison
This is bull shit. Got me so much 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🇳🇿🇳🇿🇳🇿🤣🤣🤣 God i love my country 🇳🇿🍺
Did that woman had a cellphone in her hand?
why is guy williams so fucking great
Because he's not from Haast.
@@AnthonyMonaghan sup
Look like Tasmania
2:19 song plsss?
Change your life - little mix
Here here mate...lol
they don't pick it up and go they're not there... no. Crack up!
To Hasst ... to Hasst mich gefragt und ich habe nichts gesagt :p
" This is bullshit ! "..... Bob, the Man !
Lol definitely south island
I love this place no technology everyone being sociable that's what it's all about fk technology
Du, du hast, du hast mich
Maybe you can date outside your family.... wheres the fun in that! Hahahahhaha
@Tony .w isn't that what she said? Lol I must of heard wrong
1:00 bahaha
DID THEY END UP GETTING PHONE RECEPTION? IF NOT THIS IS THE BEST PLACE TO BE DURING THIS COVID19 BS!
yep, they even have 4G now
@@hikari-co3ic Ratchet lol
Bob rocks lol
Ребят, не зацените трейлер нашего фильма?!?
Haha omg i cant wait for Flat Earth Adrienne next week, shes cool!
Technology gone nuts.
Strup strup strup strup!!
1:03
1:39
Bob is a GC
Only if Auckland had this lol
Hahahahaha "Māori tv wheres our pākeha tv! And he reckons your dead rite" 😂😂😂 hmmmm maybe all the other 40 something channel's hes so write when he said you will fit rite in lol
What??
A jug of Speights......what else is there.....nothing.
To Ha Ha Haast...!
"I don't recognise the word 'pakeha'." Seriously Bob?
haha yup that's us! its okay to be white
@@harryman1303 Pakeha is not a derogatory term though?
@@shoutatthesky Park your boat...
@@madmaxrerisen Park my boat?
She has a phone and she is texting
where's all the Maori in haast lol!?
There's not many in the west coast, south island in general
Too cold for em! plus you can't get the benifit in the South Island
Haast Maori's are white with red hair or the white with dark hair but blues eyes ,,serious you can't tell them apart from caucasian folk ..
You might be able to date outside of your family.
Lol rammstein
"Do you see any anti social people in the pub."
Wouldn't do...They are usually at home or beating their wife or kids.
"Well this is bullshit" >
For a brief moment during the vid I wanted to move there.
Then I remembered I'm not white
Nah mate these days you have to be Chinese to move here.
whoever has been telling you that you cant live amongst white people because you're not white, are manipulating you.
@@jamesa3967 haha only in Auckland little chyyna, we still have the Great South lands
Bull shit....seddonville has no cellphone reception...so there's 2 towns...
For real??? Lol
As incredible as it sounds I live in a city where there are cellphones and ALSO pubs where you can socialize face to face. Do these bumkins think everyone with a phone suddenly never talks to anyone ever again?
Johnny Threefour no we think that tourists and other people will want to just sit on their phone
3 National News?