The Māori Side Steps - New Zealand Town & City Names

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  • Опубліковано 27 лип 2018
  • The Maori Side Steps are back with another Episode. Watch as they try to navigate their way to their next gig, and help some others on their way, in true Kiwi fashion.
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  • @youlossy
    @youlossy 5 років тому +97

    Ohhh the twist ending, brilliant

  • @kaela420
    @kaela420 3 роки тому +15

    STATE HIGHWAY “ONE” 😂😂😂
    “NOWHERE” LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @fionamckinney6592
    @fionamckinney6592 Рік тому +6

    The “Me haere tāua”, “Āe!” right at the end 😂😂😂 Cracks me up!!

  • @Kaikopere
    @Kaikopere 4 роки тому +29

    About 55 years ago I was biking down the Kapiti beach and met an old Maori man, and I told him I was going to Para para umu. "Where?"
    " Para para umu sir." I replied slowly and carefully.
    "Oh, y'mean Parapar'um' ."
    When two vowels came together in a compound word, Maori dropped the first in fast everyday speech, and swallowed the vowel at the very end of the word , and from their Para-par'-um' early settlers got Paraparam. Nowadays people speak Victoria University 101 Maori, and old people who learnt kitchen Maori can hardly understand what they are talking about.
    Similarly Londoners don't say "Lon don" but "Lun'in" and North Islanders refer to "Crys'cherch"

    • @tanioraaura1274
      @tanioraaura1274 4 роки тому +3

      Yes I agree and I can imagine listening to the sound exhaled.
      The islands people have a lovely pronounced version of Christchurch.
      Crys jhurch dropping bottom lip ○°(
      Sounds like a delicious food rolling around in their mouth. C r y s j h u r j h

    • @caroegc
      @caroegc Рік тому +7

      londoners definitely don't pronounce london as "lun'in", but "lund'n". source: am a londoner

    • @danmclaughlin1180
      @danmclaughlin1180 Рік тому

      Have you been 🚬 smoking something? I prefer to say Krissi-church rather than Christchurch just to be different. I also say Dunny-din just to annoy people.

    • @kukalakana
      @kukalakana 6 днів тому

      Reminds me of the story of my dad's friend migrated from South Africa to Aussie and asked for directions to "Wooo-looooo-moooooo-loooooooooooo"

    • @kukalakana
      @kukalakana 6 днів тому

      ​@@danmclaughlin1180
      Some American friends I told by email that I was from Dunedin, they thought it was pronounced like "Dunedaín" and asked if I was 90.

  • @Thejuice_pge
    @Thejuice_pge 5 років тому +54

    "No-whe-re" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @SolitaireNZ
    @SolitaireNZ 5 років тому +24

    Love the Keegan-Michael Key quote! Chur-lish as!

  • @horseandcart5978
    @horseandcart5978 2 роки тому +2

    One time I went for a bike ride from wunhunga to onny tree hill.

  • @remuvs
    @remuvs 2 роки тому +13

    It's a pretty funny twist how it turns out the three fellas aren't even on the right island since every one else is looking for Tauranga and Pram, two north island towns.

  • @t.4999
    @t.4999 4 роки тому +17

    Crack up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Love hearing to a good Maori and euro conversation 😂👌🏼 they are sweetest people I have come across

  • @SWAGhomie94
    @SWAGhomie94 5 років тому +8

    Best short clip Fresh

  • @QuarterSW1NG
    @QuarterSW1NG 5 років тому +2

    Loved this! Great message boys ❤️

  • @DoubleD42
    @DoubleD42 2 роки тому +2

    This cracked me up in 2021! Kia orana brothers, great video 👍

  • @jazy3091
    @jazy3091 2 роки тому +3

    Polish national here. I watched it once, didn't understand a word. Replayed but with subtitles on. Well, autogenerated subtitles didn't understand it either. Still fun.

  • @drumsandstix128
    @drumsandstix128 3 роки тому +1

    This is so good, priceless!

  • @chrisrakete
    @chrisrakete 5 років тому +21

    This is so fucking boss. So well written. So well performed. So relatable.
    Ka pai to the bro's and that blonde sheila at the end. Tu meke to all y'all

  • @kein_indianer
    @kein_indianer 5 років тому +3

    Great guys! 👏👏👏👏

  • @NicoleStLouis-is2hc
    @NicoleStLouis-is2hc 5 років тому +37

    Just lucked out stumbling onto this channel. Hello from Canada! That was hilarious!!! I subbed.

  • @blahblah6730
    @blahblah6730 5 років тому +8

    "Me haere taua"....fuckin crack up

  • @gregoryrobin
    @gregoryrobin 2 роки тому +3

    Respect from the coromandel or otherwise known as the Mandel
    Crack up Jamie your awsome

  • @michaelhood1057
    @michaelhood1057 Рік тому

    These guys are awesome.

  • @missmarijka4468
    @missmarijka4468 5 років тому

    Love thisssss

  • @ducemakapeluturvey9509
    @ducemakapeluturvey9509 5 років тому

    On to it clip! Ka rawe!

  • @copycatninjitsu
    @copycatninjitsu 5 років тому +6

    Lmfao 😂
    great video, car pie bros 😂

  • @WizardOfAtlantis
    @WizardOfAtlantis 5 років тому

    Fantastic. subbed. :) thanks!

  • @rogerramjet1734
    @rogerramjet1734 5 років тому +1

    Classic!

  • @reckless5785
    @reckless5785 2 роки тому

    this is awesome

  • @isaiahking2814
    @isaiahking2814 4 роки тому

    I love it here in Fung-uh-ray

  • @brucehealey2969
    @brucehealey2969 5 років тому +27

    I live in toe-paw

    • @tanioraaura1274
      @tanioraaura1274 4 роки тому +2

      I live near there farnahmatar°°?
      Touwpo is twenty minutes away.

    • @parunaru8632
      @parunaru8632 4 роки тому +3

      I'm from Whack-ay-tay-nye just past Cow-Rowl

    • @tanioraaura1274
      @tanioraaura1274 4 роки тому +1

      Nuty( Are a wwha- iwi )
      Of Ngati ARAWA aye.

    • @powerfullord5029
      @powerfullord5029 3 роки тому

      I live in Ham town G!

    • @musicmad67
      @musicmad67 3 роки тому

      Chur, howsit from Orks

  • @teheihanatepaki9146
    @teheihanatepaki9146 5 років тому

    Awesome

  • @Trevithick1984
    @Trevithick1984 3 роки тому

    That was a crack up, az!

  • @Liz-vn7wb
    @Liz-vn7wb 2 роки тому

    Brilliant

  • @DoctorCuriosity
    @DoctorCuriosity 5 років тому +1

    As a long-time resident of Tristchurk, maybe that's why some of us just refer to our city as "The Chur", eh.

  • @txddyfarquh3916
    @txddyfarquh3916 3 роки тому +3

    "As in a Ranga?!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

  • @redrust3
    @redrust3 4 роки тому +5

    I am from Hawaii. You should hear haole (pakeha or Caucasian) pronounce our names. 😋

  • @dazmac159
    @dazmac159 5 років тому +1

    Aww ay!

  • @jeeploggernz2289
    @jeeploggernz2289 5 років тому +2

    EXACTLY MY BROTHERS

  • @horiink
    @horiink 5 років тому

    Gold

  • @TheBunsunburner
    @TheBunsunburner 5 років тому +1

    Ahahahaha! Hilarious! I used to think that 'Te Kauwhata' and 'Tee cahwada' were different places!

    • @tanioraaura1274
      @tanioraaura1274 4 роки тому

      I had an arguement over that place name Te Kauwhata with my mate whose a know it all°°`
      Anyway we worked out over a heated agreement that this place called .
      (Teek a what ta ) is Te kauwhata.
      And bugger~ me~ days,
      It came to me.
      Double bubble.
      Two signs black and white.
      White..(tear co fart ta )
      Black..( Te kauwhata )

  • @lpl433
    @lpl433 5 років тому +13

    This is so true fobs both ways.😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lnaee8507
    @lnaee8507 5 років тому

    😂😂😂 this is so true, mean video 🤙🏾🤙🏾

  • @dragonmaid1360
    @dragonmaid1360 5 років тому +39

    I love the towns kickamoocow and whyfuckaround. They are the best places ever ! You kiwis have the best names for places! Had so much fun pissing off my kiwi hubby is we drove around kiwiland and me trying to pronounce the names in my best Aussie accent. Glad he still kept me though I think I pushed it a bit lol.

    • @quaniraroa5991
      @quaniraroa5991 5 років тому +4

      Dragon maid lol can you translate please 😂 I can't decipher the two towns or cities

    • @nickh657
      @nickh657 4 роки тому +1

      @@quaniraroa5991 The closes we have is Waikikamukau (why-kik-a-moo-kow) and maybe Whakatane or Whakapapa (wh pronounced F). There is a phrase 'whakaaro nui' in Maori which is the closes I can get to 'fuck around' but I don't think it is a place.

    • @tanioraaura1274
      @tanioraaura1274 4 роки тому +1

      Ha ha ha
      Blinken Aussie °*)
      Whyfuckaround must be in roto-vegas
      Rotorua.
      And her hubby mention they in the bounds of (where the fuck are we ) Tribe of there .
      Poor the aboriginals ○°) living in
      Kickatinalong.

    • @CommanderMouse72
      @CommanderMouse72 2 роки тому +1

      @@nickh657 waipukurau maybe

  • @apera3090
    @apera3090 5 років тому +3

    Love it brothers!!! Reserve showing pakeha why it’s like.

  • @nigelbrown5670
    @nigelbrown5670 5 років тому

    tauranga, been there , wana go back

  • @karlbates1172
    @karlbates1172 5 років тому

    hahahahahaha.....never seen these guys before...bloody funny.....too meke!!!

  • @0181spikri
    @0181spikri 5 років тому

    Thats funny as hell hahaha!

  • @lemonbreezy1
    @lemonbreezy1 4 роки тому +1

    The end was a twist

  • @dintytakiwa189
    @dintytakiwa189 5 років тому

    This is fkn hilarious

  • @idgaf2671
    @idgaf2671 5 років тому

    This was funny

  • @regenforever4494
    @regenforever4494 5 років тому +6

    That pakeha chick at the end is fine as hell lol

    • @TechFeedMe
      @TechFeedMe 5 років тому +1

      yep her name is abby damen

    • @regenforever4494
      @regenforever4494 5 років тому

      @@TechFeedMe chur send her up to Te Urewera my bro lol

    • @fionaokeefe1906
      @fionaokeefe1906 5 років тому +1

      Regen Forever why can’t you find a girl who’s Maori? Why are you always running after the white women? Are your own not good enough?!?

    • @regenforever4494
      @regenforever4494 5 років тому +6

      @@fionaokeefe1906 stop assuming dearest Fiona. I like all woman of this world and I'm right to do so. Asian, Pakeha, Polynesian, etc. I will not be limited. The good Lord said, go forth and multiply. He didn't say with a particular ethnicity. This particular Pakeha Wahine tho absolutely stunning. Mauri ora.

    • @regenforever4494
      @regenforever4494 5 років тому +1

      @@fionaokeefe1906 plus at the end she's speaking my native tongue that makes her even more delicious Haha Mauri ora.

  • @LORNZ.
    @LORNZ. 5 років тому +1

    😂😂😂 too funny!

  • @cynthiasimpson2745
    @cynthiasimpson2745 3 роки тому

    I'm from Kura heading to Whacka-tane! LOLs

  • @susanferguson2290
    @susanferguson2290 4 роки тому +1

    🤣 roflmbo! That was a good one!

  • @nikiTricoteuse
    @nikiTricoteuse 3 роки тому +2

    Classic. Aroha nui from Cristchurch but you can call it Otautahi. 😉

  • @AgentDev542
    @AgentDev542 5 років тому +3

    Subtitles said, BUTTER BUTTER UM MOVE! for Paraparaumu. Bruh!

  • @shoutatthesky
    @shoutatthesky 3 роки тому +1

    This was so freaking hilarious! Haven't laughed so hard in ages!

  • @damontukiri8318
    @damontukiri8318 3 роки тому

    Cool 😂

  • @tomcogan8125
    @tomcogan8125 3 роки тому

    Aweshum

  • @nai506nai6
    @nai506nai6 5 років тому +9

    Haere ra. Funny as pakeha

  • @becky777bc
    @becky777bc 2 роки тому

    🤣😂🤣😂🤣😜 good one!💖

  • @simonfleming886
    @simonfleming886 2 роки тому

    classic

  • @hellovanite
    @hellovanite 5 років тому +3

    I'm Maori and this piss take is too funny

  • @quinnywalker5133
    @quinnywalker5133 5 років тому +1

    Crack me up😂😂

  • @shootermcgavin4559
    @shootermcgavin4559 5 років тому

    💯

  • @seawolfe6460
    @seawolfe6460 2 роки тому

    🤣 Awesome 👍😊

  • @bodybalanceU2
    @bodybalanceU2 2 роки тому

    Im from Porirua - Titahi Bay was always called Teti Bay from older pakehas and when you pronounced it properly they always looked at you confused and then say "Oh you mean Teti Bay"

    • @AyeGee721
      @AyeGee721 2 роки тому

      From Porirua too. I often heard 'Tee-Tah Bay'

  • @KenneyRawstron
    @KenneyRawstron 2 роки тому

    TOOO funny alright

  • @piecritic4607
    @piecritic4607 5 років тому

    So funny

  • @sherylhokianga3
    @sherylhokianga3 3 роки тому

    I Lived In Otira Heighths! (OTARA) lol

  • @seputio6366
    @seputio6366 5 років тому +12

    "sole this is the same way"🤦🤦

  • @zarenitimikaera3683
    @zarenitimikaera3683 5 років тому

    this vid is so true lol😂😂😂😂😄

  • @druma_boi1900
    @druma_boi1900 5 років тому

    hahaha “durrr” 😂

  • @mariawilliams6801
    @mariawilliams6801 5 років тому +11

    A man walks into the Pink Pig Cafe and asks if we know how toget to
    The Coro of the Man Del.

  • @dchgittens
    @dchgittens 5 років тому

    Dem bloody Murrys are funny fellas 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @jensengamezabfp9447
    @jensengamezabfp9447 4 роки тому

    Oh yeah Mr Krabs in from NZ lolz

  • @mikehayes3418
    @mikehayes3418 5 років тому +1

    A "Maori Side Step" is when an opponent is charging at you ... instead of trying to side step around you ...he goes straight over you !!! Maori ( hard case) Side Step!!!

  • @josephnatana5305
    @josephnatana5305 5 років тому

    Lmao! Nice.

  • @elena1399
    @elena1399 3 роки тому

    🤣😂🤣good one

  • @himalayan8315
    @himalayan8315 5 років тому

    honor the treaty pakeha😎😎

  • @deepinthemangroves208
    @deepinthemangroves208 5 років тому

    Ayeeeee hahahahha

  • @toonzbrah4316
    @toonzbrah4316 5 років тому +1

    Hahaha so funny

  • @NZLNative1
    @NZLNative1 5 років тому

    Too much Bradas, Funny as

  • @anaruemery1860
    @anaruemery1860 5 років тому

    Crack up 😂

  • @nativoplantas2003
    @nativoplantas2003 Рік тому

    My dad has jet black from Sicilia

  • @SolosoloAfaluko
    @SolosoloAfaluko 5 років тому +18

    LOL 😂😀😂😁😀😁 Reverse Psychology!!

    • @kazaekapri5892
      @kazaekapri5892 5 років тому +1

      does tmt stand for The Mini Testicles

    • @kazaekapri5892
      @kazaekapri5892 5 років тому

      Calm down girl you have No nuts, MH is a shithole and one day you wont have to hate worrying about your weight and eat all you can, and i think you have me confused with someone else i dont know them names, but you must have me confused withsome one else, maybe i should take a trip to Te Papa Museum hahahahahahahahaha go the hurricanes and the netball girls from there.

    • @kazaekapri5892
      @kazaekapri5892 5 років тому +1

      ohh and star wars princess laya is Princess easy to lay, as in an EASY Fuk. Lets go to space together cos i dont believe in god, i like aliens and ufos, even though my fams are christians, and mormons BYU hawai

    • @SolosoloAfaluko
      @SolosoloAfaluko 5 років тому

      Kazae Kapri 😂😀😀😂😀😀 Gary aka 'Gazza'

    • @quaniraroa5991
      @quaniraroa5991 5 років тому

      Kazae Kapri What the FUCK are you talking about 🤨🤔

  • @suzyp7178
    @suzyp7178 8 місяців тому

    Heh heh heh. Good one guys. Thanks ya missed toe paw but who's gonna have a meltdownuptown a ?

    • @user-oh4yd5uh4e
      @user-oh4yd5uh4e 6 місяців тому

      Chur from da minginui garlic gang an da 13 onions. Chur from da table. Table and chur. 13 onions 4eva.

  • @PM-lw9ip
    @PM-lw9ip 2 роки тому

    Funny as

  • @shagja
    @shagja 5 років тому +4

    Looks funny as, but could captions be added so I can understand the whole crack up?

    • @shoutatthesky
      @shoutatthesky 3 роки тому +1

      A New Zealander would understand. Regional humour I guess you could say.

  • @patcruising8925
    @patcruising8925 Рік тому

    Haha, crack up

  • @bronsonbeazley5138
    @bronsonbeazley5138 5 років тому +9

    😂😂😂😂😂😂 no fere

  • @twosevenfourstroke7385
    @twosevenfourstroke7385 5 років тому +1

    mean Māori mean

  • @madmonster6139
    @madmonster6139 5 років тому

    noice

  • @dannymah7414
    @dannymah7414 3 роки тому

    Far out!!!!!

  • @nikoterangiita9571
    @nikoterangiita9571 3 роки тому

    Fuckin Yooooo My home town Bois
    Paraparaumu

  • @jeeploggernz2289
    @jeeploggernz2289 5 років тому

    Anyone know where Tikawata is

  • @abc-ke2yq
    @abc-ke2yq 3 роки тому

    I love my farno

  • @tanioraaura1274
    @tanioraaura1274 4 роки тому

    Thumms up you fellers ,
    ○°) I wanna see more of these examples .
    I was bringed up nea Gissy,
    And um I'm staying in thingee , ah °°?
    Watch u ma call it °°? Whangamata (kinloch) english interpretation today.
    Pronounced ; Far nah ma tar.
    Near Touw po
    Awesome vlog breathers.
    Thank you
    Ah °°) *Merry chrihi mihi *

  • @enneskolo2433
    @enneskolo2433 3 роки тому

    😂😂👍👍

  • @jowilson2532
    @jowilson2532 5 років тому

    hey mate

  • @tordyclark
    @tordyclark 5 років тому

    Kiwi here. Lazy , disrespectful. And churlish. omfg. I'm crying.

  • @HouseOfManx
    @HouseOfManx Рік тому

    para para oo moo ....lol