I think we as a nation need to rise up, and thank Guy Williams. Guy Williams may not be the most liked guy in New Zealand, but he certainly is the best at the moment. He rose out of the ashes of Jono and Ben, getting his own show on New Zealand Television. Because the only thing that I believe saving Jono and Ben at the time, was this segment. Guy Williams has the incredible audacity and willingness to travel around New Zealand to the places where no other reporter would go. For example, he's experienced the unnamed hell that is Levin, the mighty wrath of Dunedin's students, and even travelled to Tokyo to meet his somewhat close old friend Sonny Bill. He will do anything for his Country, and therefore should be highly respected. Even though some people might not see it, he cares about people and communities he has nothing to do with. He goes to places people might consider 'obscure' so that he can make a living along with his Crew, and make the few people of New Zealand happy. I bet if he wanted, he could go off around the World and do great things, but he doesn't. He stays true to himself, and is a real Kiwi. He's literally a Kiwi. He can't fly off anywhere else, but he moves around enough to understand everything around him. He's observant and passionate. Now I don't know if he still lives with his Father, but I really hope one day he finds true love, and a new place to live maybe. Guy Williams, I love you (non homosexualy) and so does the rest of New Zealand. You are an inspiration, and if I could legally as a 15 Year Old, I would vote for you not only for Prime Minister, but also for New Zealander of The Year. - Sincerely, Joe Shaw.
Bros and sisters who run this channel. You need to get these two young fellas, Issac and josh on more often. Teach the duo comedy, teach them drama and acting make them big, they need the gig :')
Some back of the envelop calculations I found fun: Assuming the winner is on the current median income, doesn't change their lifestyle and does nothing other than pay themselves the wage they would otherwise get, if they won the total amount it would still last over 500 years! If they paid themselves as much as the prime minister (which is admittedly low compared with say the CEO of a bank) but more than enough to live very comfortably it would last over 180 years. It is a given that most people would make several very large purchases initially, like a house, holiday, car/s etc, but even with these purchases coming to say 10 million they could still pay themselves like the prime minister ($549,250) for over 160 years If they spent 10 million up front and did nothing investment wise except put it in a term deposit and live off half the interest each year they would grow the principle and pay themselves a salary of 1.35 million.
@@elsqueezy5459 foregone conclusion, a. 1. An outcome regarded as inevitable, as in The victory was a foregone conclusion. 2. A conclusion formed in advance of argument or consideration, as in The jury was warned to consider all of the evidence and not base their decision on a foregone conclusion.
I'm only on this channel for one reason. Guy Williams 💛 He's such a bro. Learning so much about kiwi culture from him. It's fascinating to me as an Englishman, who just started living here 😅
I grew up in Marton and our house was like haunted haunted. My dad was dreaming about our house, weird rasps and voices in certain bedrooms, noises, Our cat ran away, our shedis always locked and we never go inside, our friends and family didn't want to visit us, the door bell would ring randomly ( we had the cops called and did a finger print test on the door bell and there was not a single trace of a finger print), weird knocking on windows at night, At night when you look out the window of our garden or yard you would see a figure, At night it feels like someone is rubbing your feet and touching you, you here breathing and etc. We moved out of the house and decided to stay in palmy. If you guys want to check out the house I'll give you the address. ( Only for Jono and Ben no on else)
Thank you for your bravery, Guy. I left Marton in 2011 due to the frequent hauntings, and my house's direct proximity to the Pavilion. I'm sorry for the poor bugger who bought my haunted house, but now I know I can safely return.
To pin, or not to pin. Just fucking do it anyway bro! Do it for the vine! Oh wait, do it for the Gram! Do it for the clout! If that is not enough. Just do it because i (a random UA-cam commenter) told you to!... lol
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“I can see into the past what’s that called?”
“Having a memory?” I’m dying
🤣🤣🤣
I think we as a nation need to rise up, and thank Guy Williams. Guy Williams may not be the most liked guy in New Zealand, but he certainly is the best at the moment. He rose out of the ashes of Jono and Ben, getting his own show on New Zealand Television. Because the only thing that I believe saving Jono and Ben at the time, was this segment. Guy Williams has the incredible audacity and willingness to travel around New Zealand to the places where no other reporter would go. For example, he's experienced the unnamed hell that is Levin, the mighty wrath of Dunedin's students, and even travelled to Tokyo to meet his somewhat close old friend Sonny Bill. He will do anything for his Country, and therefore should be highly respected. Even though some people might not see it, he cares about people and communities he has nothing to do with. He goes to places people might consider 'obscure' so that he can make a living along with his Crew, and make the few people of New Zealand happy. I bet if he wanted, he could go off around the World and do great things, but he doesn't. He stays true to himself, and is a real Kiwi. He's literally a Kiwi. He can't fly off anywhere else, but he moves around enough to understand everything around him. He's observant and passionate. Now I don't know if he still lives with his Father, but I really hope one day he finds true love, and a new place to live maybe. Guy Williams, I love you (non homosexualy) and so does the rest of New Zealand. You are an inspiration, and if I could legally as a 15 Year Old, I would vote for you not only for Prime Minister, but also for New Zealander of The Year. - Sincerely, Joe Shaw.
Joe Shaw fuckin oath
G I live in marton
Hard
Joe Shaw facts
Yass queen
"There's a lot of French people in France, that's for sure" - Josh...
🤣🤣🤣
Daily wisdom
🥴🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Who else would binge watch a Guy Williams Netflix documentary
Meee
Me
Fuken oath 👌
Mate I'm on a guy Williams binge right now, would absolutely kill for him to have a show
I binge watch these episodes.... Same thing
"Only Jesus Christ can protect you."
Guy: "I was fucked"
😆😆
Bros and sisters who run this channel. You need to get these two young fellas, Issac and josh on more often. Teach the duo comedy, teach them drama and acting make them big, they need the gig :')
YOOO THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN
Is that a budget yeah the boys?
@@happytoday333 it's bootleg finesse
Oh. Dear. God. Marton is legitimately scary. Not the ghosts though...
Some back of the envelop calculations I found fun:
Assuming the winner is on the current median income, doesn't change their lifestyle and does nothing other than pay themselves the wage they would otherwise get, if they won the total amount it would still last over 500 years!
If they paid themselves as much as the prime minister (which is admittedly low compared with say the CEO of a bank) but more than enough to live very comfortably it would last over 180 years.
It is a given that most people would make several very large purchases initially, like a house, holiday, car/s etc, but even with these purchases coming to say 10 million they could still pay themselves like the prime minister ($549,250) for over 160 years
If they spent 10 million up front and did nothing investment wise except put it in a term deposit and live off half the interest each year they would grow the principle and pay themselves a salary of 1.35 million.
@@stevethea5250 what are you on about?
@@elsqueezy5459 foregone conclusion, a. 1. An outcome regarded as inevitable, as in The victory was a foregone conclusion. 2. A conclusion formed in advance of argument or consideration, as in The jury was warned to consider all of the evidence and not base their decision on a foregone conclusion.
Thank you, its home for me 😅
😂😂
"I can see into the past.....what's that called? Having a memory?
Yup I have a pretty good memory!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Aw where’s Isaac?
Yea he’s sick
Did you take him to the hospital
Nah it’s burnt down
😂😂😂
Josh is like Guys long lost son 😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
@@juanitamoore4588 More secrets and mysteries to be uncovered in Marton. is this why Guy is so drawn back to the town. A long lost son.
True tho! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
guy is truely a new zealand icon
ARS GREEN don’t agree, sorry everyone.
@@Pete-z6e so guys next wenesday don't forget to bring your picforks to the Peter olsen sacrifice ceremony
ARS GREEN hard case
@@kingspaztic8290 Wednesday, pitchforks, away you go!
Just like the comedy god before him named Guy as well!
Remember "that guy" Moon TV
Hellers advertisment for you younger ones!
Josh and isaac are the ones haunting marton
The most anticipated sequel ever
I love this omg please have more New Zealand today
hey kalash
studying for calc bro?
Sup kaveesh
To scared to, Martins pretty close to us
I love Aotearoa New Zealand and its people
I wonder if they got more chicken
literally chicken and chips in the video
Romantic chicken and chips
@@umosay i commented this before they were shown
táyl ø that was retarded then wasn’t it
hello i am of proper build i can buy chicken
The way they embraced one another after the time apart. So wholesome and great!
- Where the fucks Isaac. “Oh he’s sick”
- Did you take him to the hospital?
“Nah It burnt down” 😂😂
This is the funniest
" Fuck it did "
Guy needs to talk to Jesus's best friend Mary Lin.
I died reading this comment 😂😂😂😂
This is too funny bro give josh and izzac a job man
“It was ‘Martin’, the ghost from Marton”
Massive credit to the young fellas stepping up again. Hilarious shit.
so excited ngl these two are kiwi icons
“AFCKNCHUR”. 🤣👍
AFCKNCHUR!
ghee that what my uncle
who said afcknchur
@@kvlzest4533 Maybe it was the bro JayMuck! XD
@@tama-a-tumatauengahiku3647 AFCKNCHUR
🤣🤣🤣
I hope this one is 10+ minutes. Legends.
you know you can see how long the video is right?
@@Mcshee21 not everybody has that ability mate. The ghosts only let you see what they want you to see..... lmfao!
marcus knox lmao
@@Mcshee21 I couldnt
The guy with Guy, needs to be on tv more. He’s gold.
Josh is brilliant
What is this absolute TREASURE of a UA-cam channel that I’ve discovered?!
Please make more of these and bring these kids with you 😭😭❤️
New Zealanders are hilarious!
I'm only on this channel for one reason. Guy Williams 💛 He's such a bro. Learning so much about kiwi culture from him. It's fascinating to me as an Englishman, who just started living here 😅
I matched with that young ginger lass on tinder, she unmatched me because of my star sign, definitely dodged a bullet there LOL.
“There’s a lot of French people in France thats for sure” 😂😂😂
Okay, but was Isaac sick, or did he go missing 😂🤭
Best
his jesus freak mum didnt let him go
Isaac has been replaced
I thought we had a shit-ton of halfwits here in Scotland…I’d _love_ to go to NZ now. I bloody love Guy and the folk he finds 😆
Dundee alone has more half-wits than all of Australasia
These have to be the funniest vids on UA-cam right now
This is the most anticipated sequel of the year
Guy wearing his old Nelson College tie is too real!
Josh and Isaac need their own show/channel. 🤣👌
put guy williams on the $1000 note
these three could have the best tv sitcom new zealand has ever seen.
There’s are lot of French people in France that’s for shore
Lol
“Shore”😂
the red head guy should have his own UA-cam channel doing comedian reviews and interviews lol
thing is that this is actually something creepy but guy and his editors know how to make it watchable and comedic
This whole channel is the lockdown entertainment that I desperately needed. Thank you Guy
Str8 up every episode I watch. Cracks me up 🤣🤣🤣 u da man Guy.
why does the beginning of this feel like the Nz budget version of buzzfeed unsolved
Thank you Guy for putting a smile on my face :)
This is comedy gold. Thank you Guy Williams for doing God's work
Lol when the paranormal investigators are like "what you're doing is bullshit" 😂😂😂
I cannot comprehend how you only have 190k subs. There is something terribly wrong with this situation lol.
Keep it up fella!!!
Why did UA-cam take down the video of guy Williams and the mobster, that was a good and crack up video.
Lance Katipa probably cos he said gay
Marton is probably the swingers capital of New Zealand.
yeh buddy nah it’s not lol
"May the power of Christ compel yah"
“No, only Jesus Christ can protect you.”
“I WAS FUCKKKED!”
Hahahahaha!!
Ranga is the ghost. They have no souls.
This is pure gold comedy
Josh has great comedic timing
New Zealand is like if the phrase “you couldn’t make that up” gained sentience and became an entire country.
You kiwis funny asf.. love your humor
Thanks
Funniest part of this is that it still doesn't pass the bechdel test
I grew up in Marton and our house was like haunted haunted. My dad was dreaming about our house, weird rasps and voices in certain bedrooms, noises, Our cat ran away, our shedis always locked and we never go inside, our friends and family didn't want to visit us, the door bell would ring randomly ( we had the cops called and did a finger print test on the door bell and there was not a single trace of a finger print), weird knocking on windows at night, At night when you look out the window of our garden or yard you would see a figure, At night it feels like someone is rubbing your feet and touching you, you here breathing and etc. We moved out of the house and decided to stay in palmy. If you guys want to check out the house I'll give you the address. ( Only for Jono and Ben no on else)
"I was fucked but I couldn't panic" -me before an exam.
“Ohh yeah where did that come from”
Guy in the background: A FUCKIN CHUURRRR
Guy answering: “A FUKIN CHURRRRRR”
Someone give Isaac a job on tv his a character
I'm honestly loving the Guy content. Keep uploading!
"Hes dead sick, not dead and sick" 😂😂😂
Bruh this is so crack up can’t wait for next week
Thank you for your bravery, Guy. I left Marton in 2011 due to the frequent hauntings, and my house's direct proximity to the Pavilion. I'm sorry for the poor bugger who bought my haunted house, but now I know I can safely return.
this still cracks me up. I had rugby training this night when they recorded this
When they zoomed in on his baby photo I lost it. 😂
"I can see into the past..." pure genius
I have premonitions of flashbacks
Josh: we need chicken n chips
Guy: *pulls it out of his ass*
Wtf
HAHAHA bro said “i can see into the past”
I thought this was in America !!! now just found out how big and diverse NZ really is .... love it !!
Having been to Marton often, can confirm is still haunted
josh is funnier than guy
They bounce off each other so well. They should become a duo.
JZZYNZ Josh is pretty wack irl
- JobroCodwawz - have you met him
Bocky Mill from marton bro
- JobroCodwawz - this jobro guy is kinda wack ngl
.4.12 "So in Marton, we don't have McDonald's but we do have a subway. bro that cracked me up like.
The legends are finally reunited
Funniest shit Ive ever seen in my life! Guy is a genius for this segment
Isaac made this seem like a meme ahahaha
lol half the town were god nutters and believed their town was haunted it was a meme XD
Ive never watched a video on this channel that didnt have Guy Williams in it.
The bravest souls the world has ever seen.
Just a bunch of guys who have unmedicated adhd. Premium quality 👌🏼
😅
My mum was from Marton. Or was it Masterton. Can’t remember.
6:53 - Awesome skit - Guy can barely hold it together for the scene climax which is hilarious
4:30 Vindaloo 😂😂😂
the scariest part is when the real ghost appears at 7:45
That graffiti in the subway was pure talent...
The subway joke was actually really good
Pin this comment and I'll tattoo Marton on my head
Hard core as bro.....Ooooooosshhh
To pin, or not to pin. Just fucking do it anyway bro! Do it for the vine! Oh wait, do it for the Gram! Do it for the clout! If that is not enough. Just do it because i (a random UA-cam commenter) told you to!... lol
FUCK MARTON theres a template
Bro that's basically a death sentence, what's wrong with you?!
"Only Jesus Christ can protect you"
"Well I was fucked"
1:32-1:33 is legit goals 😂😂😂
This is utter genius! We need more!!!
Helllll yeahhhhhhhh they’re back
Hope they do more eps with them!!
C H I C K E N A N D C H I P S
You guys deserve a Netflix series this series is fucking gold!
I am glad to be reminded which towns not to stop in when I travel between major cities in NZ.
You can't pass through it by accident, so you'll be fine!
You've gotta be actually dumb to accidentally pass through Marton
@@blackhellebore89 but SH1 goes through it.
@@subculturenz not through the actual town. If you find yourself driving down their main Street it's because you want to be there
Like that guy had any 'exes', cursed or not.
1:48 was one of my old youth group leaders 😂
Aha my sisters used to do girl guides in that church
This is hilarious, love from America!!!