Yo John’s a legend bro... lost the Girl and the Monkey, went to prison and still came out incredibly optimistic!! Shows you how anybody can get anywhere no matter anywhat, truly awesome!! Keep on dreaming!!
Im sure its controversial with some people thats why its awesome cause Guy just rocks up to anyone and interviews them, doesnt matter what you did in the past, youre still a kiwi and one of us :p
Just waited a year for NZT to come back for the piece to be about a redemption arc of a dude who stole a monkey from a zoo and went to jail. Love it. 👏
My Favourite Episode from all of New Zealand Today. I'm the biggest fan of the show! I rewatch the episodes all the time. Smoke some spots, put this on and I'm laughing my arse off 😂 It's the best!
That was awesome 👍🏽 thanks for the laughs Guy .... bro I hope you got your girl , great effort and choice of song I thought the brass band was a classy touch maybe a few more visits to the karaoke bar and yeah who knows? 😎
8:15 *"It was a Good day in Wellington, one of their 3 every year"* as a Wellingtonian I felt hurt yet I appreciate this comedic joke you tall bastard.
yeah. i only know one person from welly. and they are a true kiwi. they cant stand auckland. and neither can i. dont know why i still live here. that being said if i was to move it would not be to another city.
My girlfriends aunty ripped the company she worked at off of nearly $150,000 over a 3 year period. She got 2 years and was out in just over 1. And he gets 3 years for stealing a monkey? That's some fucking weird shit right there!.... lol
Guy is someone who deserves an award! Doesn’t matter what kind , guy you’re always welcome in my shop !! Let me know if you’re in wellington!! Lunch on me!
Is it me or did he come out of prison waaaaaay smarter than his boys now. Dudes been reading inside or something .
Compared to his mates, he's had 3 years with no glass bbq.
Because you can't smoke meth in prison
@@mystic2982 lol yes you can drugs are way easier to get in prison compared to outside
Mate you made me lmao 🤣 😂 😆
He’s just sober, you’ll be surprised how smart most people are before drugs
Good to have New Zealand Today back.
Also, can we give a round of applause to that lads that threw the man a surprise BBQ?
What absolute bros.
The glass one? Let’s not after 3 years sober lol
The fukn Booiiiiz👏👏👏
@@Sefomahutonga in the ass!
As a Canadian I am very happy to see the man, the myth, the absolute legend return. When we needed him most he arrived!
You realize New Zealand is nowhere near Canada, right?
@@mistyhunter your point tho?
@@mistyhunter lol it's an honor that someone all the way from Canada watches this programme.
As a fellow Canadian, i also enjoyed this. New Zealand is basically a province of Canada tbh
@@cg1906 You wish! Canada is a province of the USA ;)
Yo John’s a legend bro... lost the Girl and the Monkey, went to prison and still came out incredibly optimistic!! Shows you how anybody can get anywhere no matter anywhat, truly awesome!! Keep on dreaming!!
Alot of John's get the girl back plans involved criminal activity, John is the ultimate Anti-Hero.
@@adoskorkados3012 he’s a hero in our hearts goddamit
Lost his teeth too haha
He might still have them.@@pissiole5654
John's mates make him look like a Stephen Hawking grade genius. What a legend.
Guy "we can only afford one singing lesson"
Also guy: "I'll give you everything we have to come to the cricket"
The aro valley window washers are his mates 🤣🤣
Knew I'd seen one of em somewhere 😂
The best comment
Curious
Lmfao
@@matthewdawson9364 babababa Wellington town
Me and that guy live in the same city with the same laws yet he got more time in prison than the guy that stabbed my dad 3 times infront of a bank.
Fucked aye
Yeah but did the guy that stabbed your dad try to steal a monkey? Didn't think so
@@michaelstewart9308 lmao .. thanks you're funny
@@sprintershepherd4359 Not funny for Trix whose dad was stabbed three times...
@@danielandrews1801 yeah you're right , i mustn't have read it properly . and thought he was being hypothetical . apologies Trix
Awesome perfomance Thief Ledger. 🍻
Haha can't believe we didn't think of this.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Giggled
Teeth Ledger
jesus he's had three years to sober up but his mates are death warmed up
Damn his dental job is impressive, wouldn't have known he lost his teeth
Thanks taxpayers
@@gary3074 ahwell, better chance he'll get a job now
@@gary3074 get over yourself...
@@slamyourheadin9449 grow up
Since when did the government provide free dental care?
$600 and she still wouldn't sign the release! LOL
Those monkeys in Wellington zoo are gangsta asf I can see why he wanted one 😂
The meanest groundshock ever 😂😂
Is this show Kiwis' national treasure?
cheers from Croatia
Bloody oath is it
Nah, that would be Flight of the Conchords.
Definitely
Fucken aye lol
Im sure its controversial with some people thats why its awesome cause Guy just rocks up to anyone and interviews them, doesnt matter what you did in the past, youre still a kiwi and one of us :p
Mmm Monke
Monkey cheese!
Hey i know you
Monke strong together
wait jongo new zealander
you saved me.... why?
I’ve missed you Guy. Thanks for getting back into the saddle again
"what are women in to?"......"womens rights?"......."yeah the misses is real into that lately".... hahahah fuck i love my country
Ha ha - good catch.
I was enjoying watching this but I ABSOLUTELY LOST IT at the tongue part 😂 he was so ready
There was something genuinely eerie when the singing started over the PA system 😂
Yeah the cricket stadium got actually interesting for once, very eerie
@@01claudLO 😂
can you imagine being in prison for 3 years because you stole a monkey, jesus
Imagine being the monkey telling the other monkeys, " yeah, I'm sort of a big deal. Now fetch me my banana "
Yeah and that this video is what he gets up to as soon as he gets outta jail
To make it worse it was to impress a woman.
they make it all seem like a harmless mistake but the monkeys were traumatized and injured.
@@robobuzzin Im sure the injured/traumatised monkeys were glad that he was properly punished for his crimes
Just waited a year for NZT to come back for the piece to be about a redemption arc of a dude who stole a monkey from a zoo and went to jail.
Love it. 👏
Dude didn't deserve 3 years 12 months maximum even that's kinda nuts
He didn't get that haha didnt even go to jail for that charge was lots of more serious stuff, plus he killed the monkey
@@fightperformanceindustries4411 Hahaha wtf did the monkey die?
@@deprimat666 its not funny if the monkey died .. so what's with the Hahaha bit ?
@@sprintershepherd4359 haha
@@fightperformanceindustries4411 Pretty sure the host said the monkey escaped.
Guy Williams mate that was a gold story what an absolute legend of a broadcaster seriously entertaining!!
My Favourite Episode from all of New Zealand Today. I'm the biggest fan of the show! I rewatch the episodes all the time. Smoke some spots, put this on and I'm laughing my arse off 😂 It's the best!
Welcome back! Cheers from Vancouver B.C!
I laughed, I cried, Beautiful. That was brilliant entertainment.
Love it when the boys shin kick me in the face, best memories 🥰✨
The characters of Aotearoa go unmatched haahaha
That was awesome 👍🏽 thanks for the laughs Guy .... bro I hope you got your girl , great effort and choice of song I thought the brass band was a classy touch maybe a few more visits to the karaoke bar and yeah who knows? 😎
best piece of investigative journalism the world has ever witnessed
lmao that sentence about the will smith CD was a reference to the music video of em and dre's guilty conscience
That's dope
I don't get it... Care to explain to my dumb self?
That ‘coming home party’ was IQ deficit.
Disappointed that I saw you filming this in wellington but I didnt make the cut
Aww poor baby
That's the thing though, innit? If you'd offered to dress up in a monkey suit you just may have made it!
@@STOG01 Ahh true, I know that for next time
Omg. That was the best segment so far.
Yaaaay I love this show!! I’m so glad it’s back!
Yes! Me too!! I love to see the show with my girlfriend!:)
Hahah! "A glass bbq!". 🤣🤣🤣
METH TILL DEATH
Welcome back Guy!
3 years for attempting to steal a zoo monkey.
You could meth-rage, coward punch, kill someone and get less time for manslaughter.
maybe google what else he did
Thankyou for making me have a laugh😂 just what is needed in these screwed up times
This is absolute Gold, I've missed this
major eminem throwback wit that will smith cd line lmao 🤣🤣 @1:29
Was worth the wait. Bloody legends.
Truly beautiful segment
Great to have this series back!!!!!
Guy Williams always cracks me up 😂
freaking aaaaawesome !!! 👍🏽 where are you Kiwis? thats good stuff here
Brilliant - so pleased you are back!!!
So glad NZ today is back :)
Idk how you guys produce this shit but it's gold.
This is exactly what my life has been missing #guytime
This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
Leshgo the best show in NZ is back
The cookest story with a perfect ending. Ahhhhh~ you've done it again
the earth is finally healing :)
GUY WILLIAMS IS BACK!
Happy guy is back! Man is a legend
Imagine a crossover episode with Andrew from all gas no breaks
We can’t afford two lessons lmao this is so kiwi I’m laughing my ass off
Man he's better off in jail than hangin with that lot.
You can't shinkick your mate in prison though.
I don't know what's going on out there but I appreciate you guys.
I don’t think anyone there knows what’s going on but we will just go with the flow
Okay that plan to get the girl back was smooth 👌❤️
The Glass BBQ lol
LMFAO
Roll the bowl bois
8:15 *"It was a Good day in Wellington, one of their 3 every year"*
as a Wellingtonian I felt hurt yet I appreciate this comedic joke you tall bastard.
Is true though. Look at the two other days they caught.
Keep this series going
this would make a mean Sacha baron Cohen movie
I was not fully convinced to move over from aussie but this made my decision 100% moving to welly
Bro choose literally anywhere other than Wellington lol
@@caelha Bruh Wellington is on top and will always be
@@muhammadhuzaifa8282 of crackheads yep.
@@muhammadhuzaifa8282 I just spent 6 weeks down there on a course and couldn’t get away quick enough, but each to their own I guess
yeah. i only know one person from welly. and they are a true kiwi. they cant stand auckland. and neither can i. dont know why i still live here. that being said if i was to move it would not be to another city.
Finally we have our finest New Zealand journalism segment back ✊
Love the content 👍🔥
So happy Guy is back
Fuck can't believe this fella taught me how to window wash lol much love my brother John
NZ Today! My favourite foreign news broadcast is back. Fist pump!
omg so glad this is back !!
THANK YOU NEW ZEALAND ON AIR
What an absolute legend
the man the myth the legend guy williams lets gooooooo
The whole world in a pandemic:
Meanwhile in NZ: i LoVe yOu bAbY
This is why people confuse aussies and kiwis, exactly the same 😂😂
Eh?
not at all
That was a touching tribute. RIP Heath.
whos Heath?
At the 10 min mark. 10 things I hate about you reenactment . Google Heath. He should be the first one that comes up.
My girlfriends aunty ripped the company she worked at off of nearly $150,000 over a 3 year period. She got 2 years and was out in just over 1. And he gets 3 years for stealing a monkey? That's some fucking weird shit right there!.... lol
Yes your back
Hahahaah bro you have balls you’re a crack upppp. A glass barbecue lmaooooo
My favourite segment is back!!!
SO glad this is back!
That Young fella is destined to go far.... in New Zealand... 😅😂🤣
Broooii this is Gold 😂😂😂🤘🏽
The real news. God bless nzt
3.40 guy looks at the camera like" this is fucking gold" haha
Guy is someone who deserves an award! Doesn’t matter what kind , guy you’re always welcome in my shop !! Let me know if you’re in wellington!! Lunch on me!
Aaaaaaah! That's fantastic ... restores my faith in humankind! ❤❤❤❤❤❤
Best show on Earth
Cant wait for Takaka Collingwood episode
Seriously the funniest shit on UA-cam !
Algorithm, please bring success to this channel
how do you call this village type of people in nz?
I wanna meet this guy and buy him a beer. He's a legend 🍺🙌
So beautiful. Best story 2021
That's the funniest collection of cluster fucks I've ever seen, awesome!!
I missed this show so much!
Fuckn amazing :) Welcome back Guy :)
Oh man. Absolute classic! Funniest thing I've seen for a long time.
Real chatty after 3yrs jail..1 good thing he
looks healthy