Man Steals Monkey from a Zoo | New Zealand Today - Season 2
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- Опубліковано 25 кві 2021
- New Zealand Today returns with the bizarre story of a man who broke into Wellington Zoo to steal a Monkey as a present for his Girlfriend.
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Is it me or did he come out of prison waaaaaay smarter than his boys now. Dudes been reading inside or something .
Compared to his mates, he's had 3 years with no glass bbq.
Because you can't smoke meth in prison
@@mystic2982 lol yes you can drugs are way easier to get in prison compared to outside
Mate you made me lmao 🤣 😂 😆
He’s just sober, you’ll be surprised how smart most people are before drugs
Good to have New Zealand Today back.
Also, can we give a round of applause to that lads that threw the man a surprise BBQ?
What absolute bros.
The glass one? Let’s not after 3 years sober lol
The fukn Booiiiiz👏👏👏
@@Sefomahutonga in the ass!
The aro valley window washers are his mates 🤣🤣
Knew I'd seen one of em somewhere 😂
The best comment
Curious
Lmfao
@@matthewdawson9364 babababa Wellington town
Awesome perfomance Thief Ledger. 🍻
Haha can't believe we didn't think of this.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Giggled
Teeth Ledger
Yo John’s a legend bro... lost the Girl and the Monkey, went to prison and still came out incredibly optimistic!! Shows you how anybody can get anywhere no matter anywhat, truly awesome!! Keep on dreaming!!
Alot of John's get the girl back plans involved criminal activity, John is the ultimate Anti-Hero.
@@adoskorkados3012 he’s a hero in our hearts goddamit
Lost his teeth too haha
He might still have them.@@pissiole5654
jesus he's had three years to sober up but his mates are death warmed up
John's mates make him look like a Stephen Hawking grade genius. What a legend.
As a Canadian I am very happy to see the man, the myth, the absolute legend return. When we needed him most he arrived!
You realize New Zealand is nowhere near Canada, right?
@@mistyhunter your point tho?
@@mistyhunter lol it's an honor that someone all the way from Canada watches this programme.
As a fellow Canadian, i also enjoyed this. New Zealand is basically a province of Canada tbh
@@cg1906 You wish! Canada is a province of the USA ;)
Guy "we can only afford one singing lesson"
Also guy: "I'll give you everything we have to come to the cricket"
Mmm Monke
Monkey cheese!
Hey i know you
Monke strong together
wait jongo new zealander
you saved me.... why?
Is this show Kiwis' national treasure?
cheers from Croatia
Bloody oath is it
Nah, that would be Flight of the Conchords.
Definitely
Fucken aye lol
Im sure its controversial with some people thats why its awesome cause Guy just rocks up to anyone and interviews them, doesnt matter what you did in the past, youre still a kiwi and one of us :p
Damn his dental job is impressive, wouldn't have known he lost his teeth
Thanks taxpayers
@@gary3074 ahwell, better chance he'll get a job now
@@gary3074 get over yourself...
@@slamyourheadin9449 grow up
Since when did the government provide free dental care?
$600 and she still wouldn't sign the release! LOL
Me and that guy live in the same city with the same laws yet he got more time in prison than the guy that stabbed my dad 3 times infront of a bank.
Fucked aye
Yeah but did the guy that stabbed your dad try to steal a monkey? Didn't think so
@@michaelstewart9308 lmao .. thanks you're funny
@@sprintershepherd4359 Not funny for Trix whose dad was stabbed three times...
@@danielandrews1801 yeah you're right , i mustn't have read it properly . and thought he was being hypothetical . apologies Trix
The meanest groundshock ever 😂😂
Those monkeys in Wellington zoo are gangsta asf I can see why he wanted one 😂
Dude didn't deserve 3 years 12 months maximum even that's kinda nuts
He didn't get that haha didnt even go to jail for that charge was lots of more serious stuff, plus he killed the monkey
@@fightperformanceindustries4411 Hahaha wtf did the monkey die?
@@deprimat666 its not funny if the monkey died .. so what's with the Hahaha bit ?
@@sprintershepherd4359 haha
@@fightperformanceindustries4411 Pretty sure the host said the monkey escaped.
"what are women in to?"......"womens rights?"......."yeah the misses is real into that lately".... hahahah fuck i love my country
Ha ha - good catch.
I was enjoying watching this but I ABSOLUTELY LOST IT at the tongue part 😂 he was so ready
I’ve missed you Guy. Thanks for getting back into the saddle again
There was something genuinely eerie when the singing started over the PA system 😂
Yeah the cricket stadium got actually interesting for once, very eerie
@@01claudLO 😂
can you imagine being in prison for 3 years because you stole a monkey, jesus
Imagine being the monkey telling the other monkeys, " yeah, I'm sort of a big deal. Now fetch me my banana "
Yeah and that this video is what he gets up to as soon as he gets outta jail
To make it worse it was to impress a woman.
they make it all seem like a harmless mistake but the monkeys were traumatized and injured.
@@robobuzzin Im sure the injured/traumatised monkeys were glad that he was properly punished for his crimes
Just waited a year for NZT to come back for the piece to be about a redemption arc of a dude who stole a monkey from a zoo and went to jail.
Love it. 👏
Love it when the boys shin kick me in the face, best memories 🥰✨
The characters of Aotearoa go unmatched haahaha
lmao that sentence about the will smith CD was a reference to the music video of em and dre's guilty conscience
That's dope
I don't get it... Care to explain to my dumb self?
That ‘coming home party’ was IQ deficit.
I laughed, I cried, Beautiful. That was brilliant entertainment.
Disappointed that I saw you filming this in wellington but I didnt make the cut
Aww poor baby
That's the thing though, innit? If you'd offered to dress up in a monkey suit you just may have made it!
@@STOG01 Ahh true, I know that for next time
best piece of investigative journalism the world has ever witnessed
Omg. That was the best segment so far.
Hahah! "A glass bbq!". 🤣🤣🤣
METH TILL DEATH
The Glass BBQ lol
LMFAO
Roll the bowl bois
3 years. That's a bit steep.
Imagine a crossover episode with Andrew from all gas no breaks
This is exactly what my life has been missing #guytime
This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
3 years for attempting to steal a zoo monkey.
You could meth-rage, coward punch, kill someone and get less time for manslaughter.
maybe google what else he did
the earth is finally healing :)
GUY WILLIAMS IS BACK!
Is that Miramar prison? Not even running right......
The real news. God bless nzt
this would make a mean Sacha baron Cohen movie
My Favourite Episode from all of New Zealand Today. I'm the biggest fan of the show! I rewatch the episodes all the time. Smoke some spots, put this on and I'm laughing my arse off 😂 It's the best!
Welcome back! Cheers from Vancouver B.C!
major eminem throwback wit that will smith cd line lmao 🤣🤣 @1:29
Guy Williams mate that was a gold story what an absolute legend of a broadcaster seriously entertaining!!
Great to have this series back!!!!!
Brilliant - so pleased you are back!!!
I was not fully convinced to move over from aussie but this made my decision 100% moving to welly
Bro choose literally anywhere other than Wellington lol
@@caelhanlon853 Bruh Wellington is on top and will always be
@@caelhanlon853 as i have lived in wellington, palmerston north, Auckland, taupo, hamilton and rotorua i can definitely say that wellington is safely the top north island city
@@muhammadhuzaifa8282 of crackheads yep.
@@muhammadhuzaifa8282 I just spent 6 weeks down there on a course and couldn’t get away quick enough, but each to their own I guess
We can’t afford two lessons lmao this is so kiwi I’m laughing my ass off
Guy Williams always cracks me up 😂
This is absolute Gold, I've missed this
Thankyou for making me have a laugh😂 just what is needed in these screwed up times
Was worth the wait. Bloody legends.
Man he's better off in jail than hangin with that lot.
You can't shinkick your mate in prison though.
Truly beautiful segment
Yaaaay I love this show!! I’m so glad it’s back!
Yes! Me too!! I love to see the show with my girlfriend!:)
I feel like three dam years really harsh....
That was awesome 👍🏽 thanks for the laughs Guy .... bro I hope you got your girl , great effort and choice of song I thought the brass band was a classy touch maybe a few more visits to the karaoke bar and yeah who knows? 😎
Welcome back Guy!
Keep this series going
how do you call this village type of people in nz?
The cookest story with a perfect ending. Ahhhhh~ you've done it again
freaking aaaaawesome !!! 👍🏽 where are you Kiwis? thats good stuff here
Okay that plan to get the girl back was smooth 👌❤️
SO glad this is back!
Real chatty after 3yrs jail..1 good thing he
looks healthy
So glad NZ today is back :)
Idk how you guys produce this shit but it's gold.
The whole world in a pandemic:
Meanwhile in NZ: i LoVe yOu bAbY
Finally we have our finest New Zealand journalism segment back ✊
Happy guy is back! Man is a legend
Leshgo the best show in NZ is back
So happy Guy is back
Love the content 👍🔥
A glass barbecue hahaha
Oh how I missed you guys!
Legendary love story
I missed this show so much!
omg so glad this is back !!
My favourite segment is back!!!
My favorite series
Broooii this is Gold 😂😂😂🤘🏽
THANK YOU NEW ZEALAND ON AIR
I don't know what's going on out there but I appreciate you guys.
I don’t think anyone there knows what’s going on but we will just go with the flow
Yes your back
Seriously the funniest shit on UA-cam !
That's the funniest collection of cluster fucks I've ever seen, awesome!!
So beautiful. Best story 2021
That tounge trick might win the missus back g hahaha. But guy you funny gunt
Season 2 finally!!
That Young fella is destined to go far.... in New Zealand... 😅😂🤣
Algorithm, please bring success to this channel
Love this show so happy to have it back hahahaha
NZ Today! My favourite foreign news broadcast is back. Fist pump!
Haha I almost forgot about this incident 😂 Thank you for reminding me 😁 Good news mate
I bet he would treat the monkey better than the zoo
Fuck can't believe this fella taught me how to window wash lol much love my brother John
What an absolute legend
I trust that the creators of this had knowledge that she was single still? Because if not or if it was just assumed she would be... cringy idea and move. However if they knew she was single, nice move and attempt. Worst singer I've ever heard.