Best HFY Stories: Hail To The King

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  • Опубліковано 25 лис 2024

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  • @z3r0t0l3r4ns
    @z3r0t0l3r4ns 4 дні тому +39

    "It was okay."
    That is accurate.

  • @olebloom1641
    @olebloom1641 4 дні тому +37

    MRW is nothing to fuck with. Grunts and REMF's live for those small comforts of home.

  • @wbrennan2253
    @wbrennan2253 4 дні тому +63

    "Amateurs study tactics, experts study logistics"
    I don't remember who to credit, sorry.

    • @scotthinger6397
      @scotthinger6397 4 дні тому +9

      I think it was Eisenhower.

    • @SIS3W3N
      @SIS3W3N 4 дні тому +1

      Miyamoto Musashi

    • @jasongolihew5034
      @jasongolihew5034 4 дні тому

      General Imak 'Tik-Tac' Takililkakik

    • @mycroft16
      @mycroft16 3 дні тому +4

      Armies march on their stomachs... and the food arrives because logistics. Literally the single most important thing a military must absolutely master completely.

  • @scottl369
    @scottl369 4 дні тому +16

    Had me totally going and I lost it at the end. Beautiful. Simply beautiful. And soooo true! Well read.

    • @beaveredge
      @beaveredge 4 дні тому +1

      Agreed I was wondering what it could be and boom. Agreed. hail to the king baby

    • @scottl369
      @scottl369 3 дні тому

      @@beaveredge My next question is if anybody managed to identify all four. McDonald's was easy, as was Taco Bell. Burger King was given away in the story, but I wonder about the fourth. Subway?

    • @beaveredge
      @beaveredge 3 дні тому +1

      @@scottl369 I'm pretty sure it's subway. It referenced "Intercity transport system * meaning the subway train systems.

    • @scottl369
      @scottl369 3 дні тому +1

      @@beaveredge Ooh good catch!

  • @eleklovatka7666
    @eleklovatka7666 4 дні тому +18

    When you play Solaris and accidentally go for the fast food ending.

  • @dr.disaster6235
    @dr.disaster6235 4 дні тому +21

    "Hail to the King, Baby" - Duke Nukem

  • @Di3Leberwurst
    @Di3Leberwurst 4 дні тому +13

    Humaninty basically lost. WHERE ICE-CREAM SHIP !!

    • @frogsshadow4189
      @frogsshadow4189 3 дні тому +4

      The McDonalds brought it, Hopefully they figured out how to keep it running for more than 5 minutes by then

  • @wildwikedwanderer1208
    @wildwikedwanderer1208 4 дні тому +27

    Hahaha you telling me this was inspired by that image. If a Burger King trailer coming off a military vehicle. Bless capitalism

    • @thirdboylol95
      @thirdboylol95 3 дні тому +1

      WHAT!!?

    • @RogueCove
      @RogueCove 2 дні тому

      ​@@thirdboylol95
      I believe it was during the second Gulf War

    • @William-nameNface
      @William-nameNface День тому +1

      Genuinely one of the funniest things my aunt and uncle told me about their time in the military is that no matter where, if they weren’t in an active zone there would most likely be one around somewhere

  • @brianmorisset4489
    @brianmorisset4489 4 дні тому +9

    We had one of those in my camp when I was deployed to the Middle East for Operation Southern Watch

  • @earnestbrown6524
    @earnestbrown6524 4 дні тому +4

    I love the stories of the USN Ice-cream ships from WW2. The core of a USN ship is not the Bridge, CIC or the engine rooms but the Gedunk machines and ship store.

  • @Primearch-GG
    @Primearch-GG 4 дні тому +10

    God, I hope the prices in an active warzone were low, we all know soldiers usually get underpaid at the rank and file levels...
    Insert "Avenged Sevenfold - Hail To The King" here

  • @45Mistuikeidentity
    @45Mistuikeidentity 4 дні тому +5

    Guiliman is proud

  • @William-nameNface
    @William-nameNface День тому

    Genuinely one of the funniest things my aunt and uncle told me about their time in the military is that no matter where, if they weren’t in an active/dangerous zone there would most likely be one around somewhere near by

  • @Kitsune10060
    @Kitsune10060 3 дні тому +5

    I thought it was gonna be beer.
    Fast food was not on my bingo card

    • @Beth_OMette
      @Beth_OMette 2 дні тому +2

      they were a bit behind schedule... for completely not related reasons... but they will be there.

  • @GarmrsBarking
    @GarmrsBarking 4 дні тому +12

    if I have to choose, it will be the king over the golden seagull....

  • @luzifershadres
    @luzifershadres 4 дні тому +2

    You wanna tell me Burger King survived until 3024? Thats even more unrealistic than pigs flying.

  • @anathardayaldar
    @anathardayaldar День тому

    Only those who had to live for months without modern creature comforts can appreciate the heavenly glow of once again seeing products of conspicuous consumption.
    Like paved roads, air conditioning, fast food, ice cubes

  • @andmos1001
    @andmos1001 4 дні тому +6

    Dont forget the ice cream truck

    • @jemm113
      @jemm113 День тому

      That’s on an entire frigate 😂

  • @musicduck-a
    @musicduck-a 4 дні тому +2

    This reminded me of that time the United States army send in a fully mobile Burger King truck trailer on board a
    C5 Galaxy Cargo Plane to the Middle East
    🪖🏪🍔🚛➡️🛬🛫✈️➡️🏜️🪖

  • @sigmar4564
    @sigmar4564 4 дні тому +10

    The Burger King ending

  • @WamSUBNZ
    @WamSUBNZ 4 дні тому +15

    4 or 5 generations bloody hell they pissed us off.

    • @jemm113
      @jemm113 День тому

      Willing to go the extra mile despite near-light speed time dilation 😂

  • @scotthinger6397
    @scotthinger6397 4 дні тому +3

    I was hoping he would meet Leroy Jenkins! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @anathardayaldar
    @anathardayaldar День тому

    In the distant future, the McD ice cream machine STILL doesn't work.

  • @caoryn
    @caoryn 4 дні тому +4

    I heard "Lost Boys" - is this part of the Sneakyverse?

    • @CowCommando
      @CowCommando 4 дні тому

      I wondered the same thing, but I suspect not.

  • @RockyX123
    @RockyX123 4 дні тому +2

    So is this a free advert for Burger King?

    • @warlockghovat5745
      @warlockghovat5745 4 дні тому +3

      Nope. It is poking fun at the US military. There are actual mobile Burger Kings that can be deployed to US military controlled locations as long as the location has been deemed safe enough.

  • @TheSolidSnakeOil
    @TheSolidSnakeOil 4 дні тому +3

    Not to far from the truth. I like second a green zone is established, good 'ole capitalism kicks in.

    • @Crazael
      @Crazael 4 дні тому

      Ive heard it told that the most terrifying proof of American logistical capability is that the US Army can put a fully functioning burger king anywhere in the world in less than 24 hours.

  • @talyn3932
    @talyn3932 3 дні тому

    Good story... failed the landing though.

  • @ballroomdru
    @ballroomdru 21 годину тому

    Amazing!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jhackofalltrades
    @jhackofalltrades 4 дні тому +1

    Who else heard A7X the entire story?

  • @Blue_color_of_control
    @Blue_color_of_control 4 дні тому +1

    Logik

  • @howardchambers9679
    @howardchambers9679 2 дні тому

    The NAAFI got posh

  • @Engie50Limerick
    @Engie50Limerick 4 дні тому +1

    i dont get the 3rd 1, any help?