Aliens: where the fuck is nebraska? Humans: hell if we know! All we know is that if you're lost, you end up there until you can get directions back, including if you only think you're lost. Heck, had a full battlegroup end up there after a navigational error during a training exercise...
I imangine the raven in the abbys will send him to the endless prison level in the backrooms and offer him an escape to reality by solving jigsaw puzzles, while compeating in a weekly ranking with crabs. If he escapes the president of earth will hand him a "congratulations" t shirt with a badly taken screenshot from the end of Evangelion and a piece of Cake that tastes like Eldrich Rasberry. (All in all, this story is the kind of stuff i would dream off while taking a nap mid day and sweating like a animal and loose all kind of sence for time and space. 20/10, captured that experience perfectly)
That first one... oh. Ark of the Covenant. Sucks to be them. Then Shadow Magic, Hound of Tindolos, Hellgates, Voodoo Manipulation, and as for the weeb, that was Ghostwire
More like the Warp connecting the back rooms back to certain parts of reality threw doors. Would explain the door with the abbys and the 1 raven, wich is probely a new manifestation of Khorne.
During the part where he was describing the planet, I was kinda disappointed when I thought they skipped over good ole Straya. But no, we just up and went walkabouts
Dear Humanity, We regret being alien bastards, we regret coming to Earth, and we most certainly regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!
Hah! Ravens put up with our shit because " free bread". Seems about right.
"So long, and thanks for all the fish."
"we need to find out where Australia went," best line ever!😂
YOU GOT DEFEATED BY WHAT?
"The humans called it a meme..."
Dear god, the weebs acquired the power of anime.
Literally the powers of god and anime
The real power was the friends they met along the way, okay?
Aliens: where the fuck is nebraska?
Humans: hell if we know! All we know is that if you're lost, you end up there until you can get directions back, including if you only think you're lost. Heck, had a full battlegroup end up there after a navigational error during a training exercise...
In ICELAND. How the hell you end up in Nebraska from Iceland without going overland, I have no idea...
Not knowing where Australia is is more terrifying than the backrooms
Emu 2.0 war!
Meanwhile, in Australia.
Random aussi: " Huh, neat ."
why are the animals small?
HOW did we lose Australia??? 🤣
Best Not to speculate...
Carefully 😊
you didn't lose us, we left you
@@Zac-attack not the people, the continent. It got up and left. Didn't say where it was going.
the emus
I imangine the raven in the abbys will send him to the endless prison level in the backrooms and offer him an escape to reality by solving jigsaw puzzles, while compeating in a weekly ranking with crabs.
If he escapes the president of earth will hand him a "congratulations" t shirt with a badly taken screenshot from the end of Evangelion and a piece of Cake that tastes like Eldrich Rasberry.
(All in all, this story is the kind of stuff i would dream off while taking a nap mid day and sweating like a animal and loose all kind of sence for time and space. 20/10, captured that experience perfectly)
They started with Russia?? The ghosts of Napoleon and Hitler are facepalming right now.
They went after Russia last, so I'd say a nice change of pace
That first one... oh. Ark of the Covenant. Sucks to be them.
Then Shadow Magic, Hound of Tindolos, Hellgates, Voodoo Manipulation, and as for the weeb, that was Ghostwire
She took his ass to the backrooms
I love how they just assume Australia is in the void, as if that's obviously where it is because the void is the most terrifying.
Those dudes in hazies actually conquered the backrooms for this one to make this one real
Remember to pay your tribute in bread ^^
The Backrooms, HFY Edition. Much more fun than the OG ones.
Now im curious on where the hell Australia went and what could be there like are the people still there or something else like magical spiders
What do you mean we lost Australia
The backtooms might be the safest place, since Australia is stalking the universe
Australia unwisely said 'hold my beer!'
Hey Australia is still here, well west Oz is, as I am still here.
I think??
Watch out for birds
@@candy6852 Don't taunt the Aussies. They are still sore that they lost the war with the Emus. 😜
You are still 'there', we are still 'here' but there is a serious disconnect between 'here' and 'there' somewhere near next Tuesday.
@@Jason-sm4oc and this all makes sense
Ah great could you get a missive to the spiders that murdered that mosquito plague for you?
"Weapons Free"
They'll know what to do.
That title is an understatement. Brilliant story! Now where did you put my country?
... "because free bread"
So like WH40K where the backrooms is the warp?
More like the Warp connecting the back rooms back to certain parts of reality threw doors. Would explain the door with the abbys and the 1 raven, wich is probely a new manifestation of Khorne.
And kinder. Unlike the Chaos realms, you know where your going, if you have the right key.
Imagine Matrix 2, if it was more expansive.
During the part where he was describing the planet, I was kinda disappointed when I thought they skipped over good ole Straya. But no, we just up and went walkabouts
Send post cards plz. Thanks friend. Love from the States of Vinland(?).
... quoth the raven: "Nevermore!"
1:35
Why does it sound like they arrived in the Backrooms?
6:45 15:39
Welp... 😂
Vinland? Is this in the fear and hunger universe? Also Australia is probably back in hell where it belongs.
Excuse you, we are not in Florida
They evicted Satan. lol
I want to live in this universe
Dear Humanity,
We regret being alien bastards, we regret coming to Earth, and we most certainly regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!
title is a bit of an understatement.
fucking hilarious though.
So the Ravens never left London,so the Tower still stands. Cool.
Ironically, everything does trend becoming or evolving from crabs.
Symbology?
Now that King Duffy has relinquished the bonehead crown, we we shall see what the next human has to offer
I WAS PLAYING A GAME AND THOUGHT THIS WAS THE NEXT CHAPTER IN MY BEST FREINDS A DEATHWORLDER!!
We must find Australia!!
Whoops
Where the hell did Australia go? How do you just lose a whole ass continent? Also, get me one of them spell drives
How did the raven smile with a beak?
Nanites duh
Welp now I'm interested in the backrooms
This right here is why aliens need to steer clear of Earth!
Very good short story.
Hardcore
Humanity decided making sense was lame
Of course we lost Australia 🥲
NOOOO! Not Australia! 😬🤣
Oh course Australia...... why not?? Lol
Well they are went the backrooms they control it now.
Does anyone know what anime the weeb was mimicing?
Ghostwire
The general should have a little fun in the human imagination.
BRUHHHHHH
Did china got to conquer whole of Asia? Got dang it.
the backrooms?
A weeb being useful? Unheard of.
2nd!
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Edit: Yeah, mistakes were most definitely made.
Beat by weebs wtf