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Another joke he could've made is to compare people bragging about how well they sleep to other conditions. Something like "it's the equivalent of offering to shake hands with someone who's lost both arms".
@Ismo In order to fall asleep at any time, you first must realize that the body can not fall asleep as long as eyes are moving. Then, once the eyes are being still for 4 minutes, only then the brain gives the signal to the body that it is shutting down for sleep. So, all you have to do is to postpone all your thoughts until tomorrow... and use autosuggestion to make your eyes still until you fall asleep. Because when you think - the eyes are constantly moving left right left right... you are unaware of it. Now you know the secret. It took me one and a half months to master it, now I can sleep whenever I wish.
Really good point at the end there. Never noticed it before, but it is really odd that people would just in some very, very few special cases break the pattern of sympathy and empathy with someone else's misery, during a regular conversation, like when it comes down to having trouble sleeping. I agree with Ismo, it is almost as if the person reacts with bragging about how well they are able to sleep under the same conditions, as if it would help the person suffering to hear about how well they are able to sleep, as if it was the same as telling them how to become able to sleep instead of having trouble sleeping. Odd stuff.
And they say Finland is the happiest country in the world? TBH, as someone with no sleep issues, I am guilty of bragging about it. I’m not sure why I do this, but I’ll certainly try not to do it again, especially around Ismo! 😂
"And they say Finland is the happiest country in the world?" Even if that's the case, it doesn't imply that Finland is 100% happy. If you're only 85% happy, but everyone else is less happy, you're still the happiest.
I got sleep problems well 20 years. I have been at work after 3 days without sleep. That is not healthy. That is not an issue. Why you don't get bed earlier... what?
I can't sleep on planes which is partially that I can't hardly sleep on my back except when I'm exhausted and I'm 6'5" (almost 2 meters tall in non-freexom units) and there's not enough room for me there, so I just doze badly and feel miserable when I get off long flights...
I tell you what man, u do a great workout and i mean u go hoffin and poffin, good sleep 8,5 hours, u feel like 100 % the next day. Even more if u have muscles.
Saw Ismo live last week. Absolutely hilarious, laughed myself into a massive headache. Give the man a proper Netflix special - now!
REALLY? I NEVER get a headache just of laughing so much. 😉😉😉😉
I don't think it's fair for you to demand this of me. You know that I have, at most, only a slightly above average amount of influence at Netflix.
Sounds like you talk to a lot of morons...
Please!
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"I have broken my arm :(" - "Oh, my arm is totally not broken! Look, it's very solid and rigid!"
Yeah, people wouldn't do the same in other "sishuashuns"!
Heh solid and rigid
I have never felt 💯 in my entire life 😂😂
Happy to see some new content.
Hello Ismo, not only can I sleep on an airplane but also I'm feeling a 110% now, cheers!
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I felt at 80% when I was a teenager....I was in love and was doing a lot sports....after that I think I lived all my life at around 30~60%
Oh man, I relate to the sleep thing so much.
ISMO, you missed a joke. "And when they do sleep, they snore. And you know what snoring is? It's bragging that you can sleep WHILE you are asleep!"
Thats a good one, could imagine ismo saying that.
@themaskedcrusader A good one! 😆 is Ismo allowed to steal your joke for his special?
Another joke he could've made is to compare people bragging about how well they sleep to other conditions. Something like "it's the equivalent of offering to shake hands with someone who's lost both arms".
There should be DVDs from the tours. Those clips are way too short.
@Ismo In order to fall asleep at any time, you first must realize that the body can not fall asleep as long as eyes are moving. Then, once the eyes are being still for 4 minutes, only then the brain gives the signal to the body that it is shutting down for sleep. So, all you have to do is to postpone all your thoughts until tomorrow... and use autosuggestion to make your eyes still until you fall asleep. Because when you think - the eyes are constantly moving left right left right... you are unaware of it. Now you know the secret. It took me one and a half months to master it, now I can sleep whenever I wish.
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Really?! It sounds too easy...
All you have to do is postpone all your thoughts till tomorrow?
That's it huh?
How does one do that exactly?😂😂
I'm never going to get to sleep lol
"Best I ever felt was 85% and that was a good day" 😅
Really good point at the end there. Never noticed it before, but it is really odd that people would just in some very, very few special cases break the pattern of sympathy and empathy with someone else's misery, during a regular conversation, like when it comes down to having trouble sleeping. I agree with Ismo, it is almost as if the person reacts with bragging about how well they are able to sleep under the same conditions, as if it would help the person suffering to hear about how well they are able to sleep, as if it was the same as telling them how to become able to sleep instead of having trouble sleeping. Odd stuff.
The audio has greatly improved, not to say it is upbeat. ✌️
And they say Finland is the happiest country in the world?
TBH, as someone with no sleep issues, I am guilty of bragging about it. I’m not sure why I do this, but I’ll certainly try not to do it again, especially around Ismo! 😂
Everyone here is wondering am i the only one whos not happy and if were the happiest how miserable rest of the world actually is
It is not so much happy. We do not have enough drugs for that, but being content with live and not having big issues...
"And they say Finland is the happiest country in the world?"
Even if that's the case, it doesn't imply that Finland is 100% happy. If you're only 85% happy, but everyone else is less happy, you're still the happiest.
Yeah, real happiness is not shallow.
Being up beat does not mean youre genuinely happy, you're just expected to exaggerate according to the culture
Lol! So true 👍👍🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ismo saw you on the Nightwish reaction video!
I got sleep problems well 20 years. I have been at work after 3 days without sleep. That is not healthy. That is not an issue. Why you don't get bed earlier... what?
Naulan kantaan tuo unijuttu!
I can't sleep on planes which is partially that I can't hardly sleep on my back except when I'm exhausted and I'm 6'5" (almost 2 meters tall in non-freexom units) and there's not enough room for me there, so I just doze badly and feel miserable when I get off long flights...
I have never heard ISMO so angry... Scary
Its a serious problem not sleeping... In that contekst: Oh, I have cancer... And the other guy goes: Realy? I dont, im as healty as I could be... 🙃🙂
why are "subtitles" in the middle of the picture?
Meanwhile... Sympathy and Empathy... it's really 2 opposite meanings...😌🙏🙏🙏🙏
Have you been to Australia 🇦🇺, we are your kind 😊
Wow Ismo is getting trolls! Must mean he is breaking into the mainstream
yeah, some mean people out there... A shame
You could have sleep issues or you could have sleepy shoes - two very different things.
Outo maneeri toi naurahdus.. Ääh, siitä eroon, niin sit se ois se 85 % :D
85? I envy you!
THAT GIGGLE
I brag that I don't have hemorrhoids.
I brag that I had but managed to self-heal them!
Vanaha vitsi mutta toimii. Kiitsa Ismo 🥱
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American positivity is exhausting. I feel about 80% on a good day and can momentarily reach 93% but that never lasts.
funny
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Haha at least be consistent.
"I've never had Diabetes, you suck!"
But …. W. T f asked you to share? :-)
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Fiddy percent is average.
issues
Mistitled?
Lopeta tuo ihinä tuossa välissä, jotenkin vituttaa kuunnella. Aiemmin oli parempi kun et äännellyt täytteenä.
I tell you what man, u do a great workout and i mean u go hoffin and poffin, good sleep 8,5 hours, u feel like 100 % the next day. Even more if u have muscles.
Wow, a 3 minute clip. What's next Ismo, are you gonna share a whole show? Nah, been waiting for years, it'll never fucking happen.
Pls, bring this dude on Joe Rogan's.
Ismo is too intelligent for that crap.
please no
Rather bring him to Conans podcast
Joe is an idiot
Conan would be the fit
missed opportunity to say "people are upbeat" vs " people are beat *up* " ;)
Let's let the comedian make the jokes.
@@wavemasterxyra1630 and let the commenter make the comments ;)
Sorry Ismo but cursing does not make you funnier☹☹☹