Also when an officer say "here is the deal" you can be 100% sure that it's not very good deal for you, at least it will not help you, also it can be complete lie, don't trust anything what comes out from officers mouth after he/she use that line. Much better to ask supervisor and if you are at home, never open the door.
I love those sounds he makes...it's kinda hard to describe or put into writing.
ISMO, one of the best Stand Up Comedians! I‘m not gona lie…
It's amazing that Ismo is this funny in what is, to him, a foreign language. Very, very impressive! 🥳
It's not a foreign language.
@@Paul-gu2lv To Ismo, English is a foreign language. His native language is Finnish.
@@bazcuda No. English is not a foreign language for Finish or Scandinavian people!
@@Paul-gu2lv It is definitely foreign for as native finnish speakers
Hilarious. my favourite comedian since Robin Williams.
As Al Bundy said, why go out for milk when you have a cow at home?
"I moo."
I moo too
"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"
"Did you just call my girlfriend a cow?"
I wanna do the cow thing on my wedding 😂
Nosering?
@@Onionbaron no, milking
That's exactly what Finns distinguishes from the rest of the world: They naturally don't (wanna) lie!!! Love from Europe
In some areas in Finland people begin answering sarcastically: Well just wait...what would I lie to you... And then they will tell you a pure truth.
I couldn't agree more. I don't understand why people say, 'I'm not going to lie'. Truth is expected. 🤷♀
In the rest of world, yes!
It's another way of saying "you probably didn't expect the information i'm about to give you next"
It gets weirder:
Buy the cow = to get married
Buy the farm = to die
Also when an officer say "here is the deal" you can be 100% sure that it's not very good deal for you, at least it will not help you, also it can be complete lie, don't trust anything what comes out from officers mouth after he/she use that line.
Much better to ask supervisor and if you are at home, never open the door.
I am not going to lie, “buying a cow” is the best metaphor.
So true! 😂
He should have said I mooooo😁😁
Well, she asked me "how do I look?". And I am not gonna lie, I am gonna buy a cow.
What's wrong with free milk? 🤨
he can't find it
Okay now i understand the term cow(ard).
😅 some saying
I got one for you, in Belgium (maybe also in France), girls say : "You don't have to buy the whole pig for 30cm of sausage". 😅
That's some wishful thinking.
Just buy the milk and get rid of the empty bottle.
😂😂😂😂😂
You could become a used cow salesman.
Then, how about, " To tell you the truth"...
😂
funny
perkele
Cursing is prohibited on youtube jumalauta.
@@kofiata ai saatana no onneks kerroit ni osaa olla varovaisempi
@@toppojalka2098
Hyvä kun helvetti ymmärsit ettei saa kiroilla.😃😃😃
Jumalauta!
@@Onionbaron
Tällä kertaa jumala ei auta.😃😃😃
How about if they lie, that they are not gonna lie, so are they then telling the truth!?
I can't stand the phrase "I'm not gonna lie." It sounds as if the person lies 95% of the time.
95,3% to be exact
In Poland, some people start answers the same way in some situations. And by looking at the comments here, there are more nations like us.
Truth to be told, i'm honestly not going to lie, but...
And you don't even know if "I'm not gonna lie" is part of those 95% or not...
I use it to preface a truth I think will be painful for them to hear
Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free?
Well, because you like the cow! And she's real good around the house and with the kids!
Can she fit through the doorway?
@@RadicalCavemanRemodeling is a thing these days.
Мы тоже говорим, задумчиво глядя вдаль "ну, чтоб не соврать...."
What? Bdjjd kkifid jdugdj kkekf
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😂😂😂😂😂