Beavis and Butt-Head Do America (10/10) Movie CLIP - Never Gonna Score (1996) HD

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    CLIP DESCRIPTION:
    After a visit to the Capitol, Beavis (Mike Judge) freaks out about not scoring with the chick they were looking for.
    FILM DESCRIPTION:
    This is a full-length cartoon movie featuring the dim-witted obnoxious loser teens, Beavis and Butt-head. They are obsessed with sex, TV, heavy-metal rock 'n roll, sex, coolness and sex, in that order. The trouble begins when the couch-potato duo's beloved television disappears (they assume it was stolen). In the course of trying to get another TV, they get involved in a major arms-smuggling scheme and are chased all over the U.S. by mobsters and lawmen alike. In one of the movie's highlights, Butt-head tries to get Chelsea Clinton to go to bed with him. Apparently he believes that since they both wear braces, she will naturally want to have sex with him.
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    TM & © Paramount (1996)
    Cast: Tony Darling, Richard Linklater, Karen Phillips
    Directors: Mike DeSeve, Mike Judge, Yvette Kaplan, Brian Mulroney
    Producers: John Andrews, Michael Blakey, Winnie Chaffee, David Gale, Abby Terkuhle, Van Toffler, Mike Judge
    Screenwriters: Mike Judge, Joe Stillman, Brian Mulroney
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  • @slashbash1347
    @slashbash1347 8 років тому +2746

    I always died at the old man going "Oh-ho, yeah!"

    • @ajboomer1347
      @ajboomer1347 5 років тому +85

      Unless he thought Beavis was talking about golfing or bowling.

    • @Spoomis
      @Spoomis 4 роки тому +170

      @@ajboomer1347 Oh, he knew what they were telling about

    • @baroquecentric5854
      @baroquecentric5854 4 роки тому +27

      I watched this when I was little and I was in stiches at that line! have to give it another watch

    • @bumblebee8903
      @bumblebee8903 4 роки тому +8

      Joe Parkinsson What do you mean by “little” exactly? Lmao

    • @LaKellita
      @LaKellita 3 роки тому +10

      @@ajboomer1347 nah he was that perverted old man that slept with lots of women when he was young.

  • @rufusleakin163
    @rufusleakin163 9 років тому +2162

    Beavis was worthy of an Oscar with that rant!

    • @MASTEROFEVIL
      @MASTEROFEVIL 4 роки тому +22

      200th like

    • @kenos790
      @kenos790 3 роки тому +8

      ikr

    • @midmichiganguy6536
      @midmichiganguy6536 2 роки тому +14

      That rant is always epic 🤣 in the movie when he's yelling at the bus driver he adds "you probably scored, and you're a dork!" 😂

    • @jeremyarroyo360
      @jeremyarroyo360 2 роки тому

      Everyman ever lmfaooooo

    • @kokosnood
      @kokosnood 2 роки тому +2

      Settle down Beavis 🤣🤣🤣

  • @JamesGegner
    @JamesGegner 10 років тому +850

    "Shut up, asswipe!" LMAO!

    • @djchrisp
      @djchrisp 2 роки тому +21

      Still my favourite line of the scene lol

    • @WWF0928
      @WWF0928 Місяць тому

      I spit my drink out of my mouth laughin when he said “shut up asswipe”

  • @killertrip10
    @killertrip10 5 років тому +1380

    Congress laughing like beavis and butthead is truly one of the golden moments of animation.

  • @stormshred
    @stormshred 6 років тому +661

    “This guy’s old, but I’m sure he’s scored a million times!”
    “O Ye!”

    • @ashtonferguson-yx6dx
      @ashtonferguson-yx6dx Рік тому +9

      BUT NOT US! WERE NEVER GONNA SCORE!

    • @blackdog8245
      @blackdog8245 Рік тому +4

      @@ashtonferguson-yx6dx
      “WE’RE NEVER GONNA SCORE!”

    • @jaypritchett6846
      @jaypritchett6846 6 місяців тому

      *Show-off!!!* (fyi I’m talking about the old dude 🤭 lol)

    • @tyrese3745
      @tyrese3745 Місяць тому

      @@blackdog8245Bus driver: (furious) “All right! *That’s it, numnuts!!!”* (Driver lands multiple punches on Beavis)

  • @frankdesalvo1010
    @frankdesalvo1010 3 роки тому +613

    The part that always cracks me up the most is when he yells back at the bus driver.. “Shut Up Asswipe”

  • @lizzychrome7630
    @lizzychrome7630 3 роки тому +427

    I love how none of the old folks are bothered by Beavis's speech, and that one guy's reply to scoring a million times.

    • @usedcondom8481
      @usedcondom8481 3 роки тому +45

      they’ve probably felt what beavis was feeling before in their life lol

    • @malverdeislove
      @malverdeislove Рік тому +13

      Old grandma had her young and wild days, too.

  • @WolfySnackrib666
    @WolfySnackrib666 12 років тому +685

    I love how the movie treats Beavis angry rant as if it was a heartfelt speech at the end of a political movie and adds really emotional music xD

    • @clarnicpsu05
      @clarnicpsu05 2 роки тому +41

      Yup. They played a score with a rant about not scoring

    • @Dynaman21
      @Dynaman21 2 роки тому +36

      Apparently the music director got advice from the guy who did the music for Airplane! and was told to keep the music serious. The end result is amazing.

    • @jordancryans85
      @jordancryans85 2 роки тому +6

      @@clarnicpsu05 oh the irony🤣🤣🤣

    • @ashtonferguson-yx6dx
      @ashtonferguson-yx6dx Рік тому +13

      It is heartfelt. Poor guy. All he wanted was to get some

    • @rickydiscord7671
      @rickydiscord7671 11 місяців тому +2

      what I find funny that half of the lines that both beavis and butt-head say are from actual eps. and that speech did came from a ep. it happened like this. two girls asked them to make out with them. but of course there dumbasses and missed there chance by making a warn turn than catched them making out with other guys. than Beavis got angry than you know how the speech goes and the dude gone and beat him up because he wont shut up.

  • @Loopy1330
    @Loopy1330 8 років тому +909

    Beavis' speech was beautiful x,D

    • @WeirdAl45231
      @WeirdAl45231 8 років тому +75

      The best speech ever given in DC

    • @Loopy1330
      @Loopy1330 8 років тому +28

      Jonathan Maderos The 2nd best is at 0:30

    • @denisbu7055
      @denisbu7055 7 років тому +4

      [Redacted] we are ready to do you KNOW ! hehe

    • @hellsitcom6873
      @hellsitcom6873 6 років тому +6

      I want the president to give this speech

    • @thisguyhere6641
      @thisguyhere6641 6 років тому +4

      It sure was, until it abruptly ended with the bus driver kicking his ass!

  • @bigb684
    @bigb684 4 роки тому +314

    “We traveled um um a hundred miles”
    Cracks me up every time 😂

    • @robertholston4708
      @robertholston4708 2 роки тому +31

      It's even funnier considering earlier in the movie the tour guide at the geyser said it would shoot out over 12,000 gallons of water. Beavis replies "that's not that much really."

    • @dirtymike3329
      @dirtymike3329 2 роки тому +6

      Lmao I’m glad other people love that line too.

  • @thisguyhere6641
    @thisguyhere6641 8 років тому +1260

    "Beavis and Butthead Do America" was truly one of the most hilarious animated films of all time! No question about it!

    • @vinceniederman3235
      @vinceniederman3235 6 років тому +18

      Yup I Love This Movie and Still Do To This Day!

    • @thisguyhere6641
      @thisguyhere6641 6 років тому +5

      Thanks for pointing that out, Vince!

    • @vinceniederman3235
      @vinceniederman3235 6 років тому +8

      Thanks Man Beavis and Butthead are The Best!

    • @josephcalabrese6337
      @josephcalabrese6337 5 років тому +11

      One reason why this movie is so good, Is becuase there is "Truth" behind the stupidity. Every other animated film would have dumbass characters just for the LOL's.

    • @mitchellulrich930
      @mitchellulrich930 4 роки тому +1

      Better than the South Park movie?

  • @knuclear200x
    @knuclear200x 8 років тому +1520

    Poor Beavis, even when he's serious, he laughs at himself.

    • @aquafaceproductions1150
      @aquafaceproductions1150 5 років тому +44

      Baby Xan Do you seriously not hear Beavis chuckles (almost) every time he finishes a sentence?

    • @mikkey246
      @mikkey246 3 роки тому +4

      Lmao

    • @DementedDuskull
      @DementedDuskull 3 роки тому +6

      Beavis probably has terets and laughing is his tick

    • @knuclear200x
      @knuclear200x 3 роки тому +4

      @@DementedDuskull he needs some bug spray then. I used to have terets eat through my house

    • @Joe-cd6hv
      @Joe-cd6hv 2 роки тому

      @@knuclear200x You know they meant the syndrome right? Tics.

  • @TB4000
    @TB4000 3 роки тому +261

    I like how in his own way Beavis was actually complimenting the old folks on the bus during his rant

  • @Mr-wi6iu
    @Mr-wi6iu 7 років тому +340

    "we traveled am am 100 miles" LMAO from Vegas to Washington 😂😂

    • @carultch
      @carultch 3 роки тому +22

      Beavis doesn't know what a mile is.

    • @juno9394
      @juno9394 3 роки тому +13

      More like 2000

    • @LeftytheGansterGremlin
      @LeftytheGansterGremlin 3 роки тому +11

      He was trying. It was a long journey for him.

    • @carultch
      @carultch 3 роки тому +3

      @@juno9394 Yeah, the guy at the Petrified Forest even told them it was 2000 mines.

    • @TaxEvasionUS
      @TaxEvasionUS 3 роки тому

      They don't live in Vegas, it's most likely it's based off of Albuquerque NM, my home

  • @justicemalcolm2753
    @justicemalcolm2753 6 років тому +437

    Legend has it that people cried at this part of the movie

  • @walteracevedo5105
    @walteracevedo5105 8 років тому +444

    Saw this movie in 1996, still funny in 2016.

  • @maunze336
    @maunze336 9 років тому +294

    Most moving moment in cinema history! Period!

  • @TheBigDynamo
    @TheBigDynamo 8 років тому +627

    I feel that pain, Beavis.

  • @PacmanCarter3
    @PacmanCarter3 7 років тому +127

    Beavis speech brought a tear to my eye!!!

  • @Nethrezar
    @Nethrezar 8 років тому +315

    Oh look, it's the official pre-game speech of the Jacksonville Jaguars.

    • @vinceniederman3235
      @vinceniederman3235 7 років тому +10

      I agree LOL!

    • @zork1356
      @zork1356 6 років тому +8

      I found this way more funny because the Jags were good last season. Hahaha

    • @johnmcnamara8741
      @johnmcnamara8741 6 років тому +3

      hahahahahahahah

    • @sfark123
      @sfark123 6 років тому +3

      This was the motto of Deshone Kizer last year lol

    • @shadow-wolfgaming1737
      @shadow-wolfgaming1737 6 років тому +6

      Cleveland browns as well lol 😂

  • @2l84me8
    @2l84me8 3 роки тому +79

    Poor Beavis. A beautiful speech explaining his frustration when he realizes he will never score.

  • @JPToys97
    @JPToys97 6 років тому +187

    Look at this guy ! He's old ! But he's probably scored a million times !!
    Old guy - " Ohh Yeah." LMFAO!!

  • @Spankdolla
    @Spankdolla 10 років тому +292

    Best protest Beavis made.

    • @hansgruber9827
      @hansgruber9827 4 роки тому +14

      Best protest anyone has ever made

    • @marshallartz395
      @marshallartz395 3 роки тому +3

      Reginald McGhee: Beavis’s soliloquy has an almost Shakespearean quality to it.

  • @leomartinez4398
    @leomartinez4398 4 роки тому +262

    "Damn it this always happens I think I'm gonna score and then I never score"
    Same beavis 😔

  • @frankiestien6376
    @frankiestien6376 8 років тому +229

    GODDAMNIT BEVIS!!!!!! Your beautiful speech brought tears to my eyes:')

    • @mr.cherrycola8373
      @mr.cherrycola8373 7 років тому +13

      I bet he had that frustration build up, and he had to let it out.

    • @lilliangriffin9013
      @lilliangriffin9013 7 років тому +21

      That's why Beavis is a real American!

    • @Blue_Happiness
      @Blue_Happiness 6 років тому +7

      ME TOO!!! 👏😢😭😭😭😠

  • @DavidLee-id3lf
    @DavidLee-id3lf 10 років тому +191

    note to self, if you ever want to be in congress you must aquire a laugh like Bevis and Butthead.

    • @carultch
      @carultch 10 років тому +11

      Only Butthead. None of them laughed like Beavis.

    • @jakobrasmussen1663
      @jakobrasmussen1663 4 роки тому +9

      In order to be in Congress, you need to be a Butthead

    • @gim95697
      @gim95697 4 роки тому +1

      Bro that has me dying everytime I watch it

  • @meganphillips8087
    @meganphillips8087 6 років тому +104

    I can't believe Butt-Head is calm.

    • @vinceniederman3235
      @vinceniederman3235 6 років тому +5

      Me Either LOL I Like Butthead More Then Beavis!

    • @jenweenink
      @jenweenink 4 роки тому +9

      Yes butt-head is a little more calmer than beavis

    • @VoltageYTE
      @VoltageYTE 3 роки тому +2

      @@vinceniederman3235 his energy just makes me prefer beavis

    • @2diefor
      @2diefor 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah, Butt-Head is more so the straight man of the duo. He's also smarter than Beavis apparently XD

    • @Kyle.com23
      @Kyle.com23 7 місяців тому

      ​@@jenweeninkI love u

  • @RoosterMontgomery
    @RoosterMontgomery 10 років тому +87

    "We're never gonna score!"
    Says it while making whacking-off gestures. Love Beavis!

  • @jackmurray2446
    @jackmurray2446 10 років тому +175

    "NO! I won't settle down! Not this time!"

  • @valet3761
    @valet3761 10 років тому +85

    MOST MEMORABLE SPEECH EVER!

    • @valet3761
      @valet3761 10 років тому +5

      Was watching and sprayed rockstar out my nostrical cavity LOL

  • @lamontpeanutmillerjr
    @lamontpeanutmillerjr 6 років тому +12

    When he said "Shut Up Asswipe" LMMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😅😆🤣😂

  • @roguetrip99
    @roguetrip99 9 років тому +2953

    Thumbs up if you've been able to relate to Beavis

    • @juicyness89147
      @juicyness89147 9 років тому +50

      Who in the hell wood admit to this or like the post xd

    • @roguetrip99
      @roguetrip99 9 років тому +90

      Not embarassing if it's in the past I used to be scared that I'd never score but now I'm scoring all the time lol

    • @juicyness89147
      @juicyness89147 9 років тому +7

      lol

    • @RavenWarrior90
      @RavenWarrior90 9 років тому +47

      roguetrip99 You are NOT scoring all the time haha :D But everyone is gonna score some day :D I thought too that I never gonna score... but I did and will do several times again... uhuhuhuh! :D That is cool! Uh-huhuhuh

    • @boiledheadcrab1678
      @boiledheadcrab1678 7 років тому +8

      roguetrip99
      I looked in a mirror once.
      *100000 thumbs up*

  • @tinkywinky9087
    @tinkywinky9087 3 роки тому +12

    2:01 We're never gonna score! We're never gonna score!!!

  • @raptorex83
    @raptorex83 2 роки тому +37

    “We’ve traveled uh uh ummmmm…100 miles” always gets me.

  • @jackbauer4762
    @jackbauer4762 3 роки тому +93

    All of Congress laughing Beavis and Butthead style is one of the best jokes in animation

  • @willrhea2645
    @willrhea2645 4 роки тому +66

    Beavis's speech deserves an oscar

  • @Tarkus-Ivalice-dweller
    @Tarkus-Ivalice-dweller 4 роки тому +310

    It IS true, old people have probably scored a million times in their youth.

    • @stephj505
      @stephj505 3 роки тому +12

      My sister-in-law's grandpa slept with a lot of women while he was married to her grandma. I hope that he burns in hell.

    • @hombretostadasenpolvo4364
      @hombretostadasenpolvo4364 3 роки тому +48

      @@stephj505 but at least he scored 😆

    • @stephj505
      @stephj505 3 роки тому +14

      @@hombretostadasenpolvo4364 Yeah with a lot of women while he was married.

    • @hombretostadasenpolvo4364
      @hombretostadasenpolvo4364 3 роки тому +25

      @@stephj505 get over it girl

    • @daniellap.stewart6839
      @daniellap.stewart6839 3 роки тому +10

      @@stephj505 hell doesn't exist this hate will bring you nothing, drop it

  • @geegarcia7858
    @geegarcia7858 5 років тому +79

    Beavis's lack of ability to score ended up producing an incredible speech on that bus which has yet to be matched in terms of passion, belief & hornyness... Preach on Brother Beavis.. Preach on!

  • @ericdeplata7803
    @ericdeplata7803 2 роки тому +13

    Beavis sure had guts telling the bus driver "Shut up asswipe!"

    • @james_fisch
      @james_fisch Рік тому +3

      His drop in expression after getting told that kills me every time

  • @nerdsahhgaming4779
    @nerdsahhgaming4779 2 роки тому +8

    Clip: *Laughing*
    UA-cam: (crowd screaming)

  • @vampylass3848
    @vampylass3848 4 роки тому +30

    Beavis, the only American that’s not afraid to speak his mind and frustrations! 🇺🇸💥😎

    • @kimifw58
      @kimifw58 4 роки тому +1

      Aren't Americans known for being loud and straightforward?

  • @guntz12
    @guntz12 10 років тому +259

    BEAVIS FOR PRESIDENT!!!

  • @TheMasterQuests
    @TheMasterQuests 7 років тому +72

    Beavis speech resonates with me so much XD

  • @WWF0928
    @WWF0928 7 років тому +77

    1:30-2:03 Beavis for president

    • @jengarica1441
      @jengarica1441 3 роки тому +1

      Are you threatening me 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @nickzilla20
    @nickzilla20 4 роки тому +23

    Oscar winning performance right here.

  • @davidthompson1489
    @davidthompson1489 9 років тому +60

    Preach it, Brother Beavis.

  • @josephgover5072
    @josephgover5072 3 роки тому +19

    RIP Cloris Leachmen you are scoring in Heaven now.

  • @vinceniederman3235
    @vinceniederman3235 6 років тому +33

    Hands Down The Greatest Speech By Beavis Almost Brings Tears To My Eyes LOL and The 2017 Cleveland Browns Brought Me Here Too after Their Winless Season in The NFL!

  • @vinceniederman3235
    @vinceniederman3235 7 років тому +21

    Hands Down The Best Speech Ever by Beavis Love It!

  • @maxibustos7887
    @maxibustos7887 4 роки тому +16

    This is the greatest yet most beautiful speech i have ever heard in my life

  • @OhShiitakeMushrooms
    @OhShiitakeMushrooms 2 роки тому +21

    Let’s all be honest, At one point or another we all had this same rant!

  • @robertmiles1603
    @robertmiles1603 8 років тому +39

    Truly an incredible, Oscar-winning speech from the greatest mind of his own generation, summarizing life's problems in an amazingly eloquent fashion.

  • @georgeliapes8365
    @georgeliapes8365 6 років тому +35

    The only time you felt even the slightest inkling to give Beavis a hug.

  • @ChalkTeacher
    @ChalkTeacher 6 років тому +42

    Many years later and that congress scene still makes me laugh hard

  • @inzanegames200
    @inzanegames200 2 роки тому +14

    and the award goes to beavis for most heartfelt moment.🏆

  • @cggrizzlyb92hd35
    @cggrizzlyb92hd35 5 років тому +9

    1:51 "Hey I'm warning you, SIT DOWN!"
    😁😁😁

  • @mrconfusion87
    @mrconfusion87 2 роки тому +26

    The Beavis and Butthead franchise is NEVER truly over until they actually scored with chicks!

  • @MJTRadio
    @MJTRadio 11 років тому +19

    Why is this not considered one of the great movie speeches? The rousing music, the harsh but very real subject matter... It's just a flawless scene

  • @jamiesmith760
    @jamiesmith760 4 роки тому +22

    The most powerful moment in motion picture history

  • @JamboreeBlackberry
    @JamboreeBlackberry Рік тому +12

    As a virgin, this speaks to me

  • @chadjones6074
    @chadjones6074 4 роки тому +16

    One of the greatest motivational speeches in cinema history.

  • @Raidoven
    @Raidoven 4 роки тому +11

    0:45 i watched this movie like 14 years ago but i completely forgot the part where the entire senate went uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu LMAO

  • @ChiotVulgaire
    @ChiotVulgaire 11 років тому +20

    The old man going "Oh-hoo yeah!" makes me bust out laughing every time.

  • @jamiesmith760
    @jamiesmith760 4 роки тому +32

    0:15 "Really? Well, where is she?!" You can tell Beavis is starting to get agitated. Years & years of cruel denial have taken their toll. After a lifetime of torment & a long, perilous quest now seemingly within reach of sweet destiny he begins to sense yet another agonizing letdown may be to come

  • @tertommy
    @tertommy 4 роки тому +9

    The music brings a tear to these jaded eyes.

  • @removed857
    @removed857 3 роки тому +16

    The best part of this is, for me, was the fact that I remember watching this movie as a kid and had no idea what the actual hell they were talking about and all I knew about it was that it was hilarious 😂

  • @sarahc332
    @sarahc332 2 роки тому +3

    Beavis and Butthead, virgins forever more

  • @MrDrawingboard1
    @MrDrawingboard1 8 років тому +55

    That Bus Driver was voiced by Richard Linklater! The guy who directed School of Rock, Boyhood, and Dazed and Confused voiced that guy.

    • @MrDrawingboard1
      @MrDrawingboard1 8 років тому +3

      +Niatona probably 12 minutes.

    • @jb-fl7le
      @jb-fl7le 2 роки тому

      How the hell do you know that?

  • @mh167434
    @mh167434 3 роки тому +11

    Beavis deserves to get an Oscar award for a best speech.

  • @Aquaticus12
    @Aquaticus12 6 років тому +47

    "We travelled 100 MILES!" lmao

    • @gabe_s_videos
      @gabe_s_videos 4 роки тому +4

      I love that he needs to think about it and just guesses anyway.

  • @MaxsonAtTheFort
    @MaxsonAtTheFort 3 роки тому +12

    Such an inspirational theme playing as he delivers his speech.😂

  • @lillordakira9752
    @lillordakira9752 7 років тому +67

    1:55 And look at this guy he's old, but he's probably scored a million times

    • @angelmembrane909
      @angelmembrane909 5 років тому +29

      Ohhh-ho, yeah!

    • @iamabsolution95
      @iamabsolution95 3 роки тому +3

      @@angelmembrane909 🤣🤣😭

    • @richmondjames7798
      @richmondjames7798 3 роки тому +3

      @@angelmembrane909 but not us we're never gonna score. we're never gonna score. We're never gonna score

    • @bumblebee8903
      @bumblebee8903 2 роки тому +3

      @@richmondjames7798 Alright, that’s it numb nuts!

  • @scawywag2935
    @scawywag2935 Рік тому +4

    “We’re never gonna score!” - Beavis

  • @jeremiasmartinezcatsandvid5275
    @jeremiasmartinezcatsandvid5275 4 роки тому +16

    2:06 I laugh so hard😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sharkattack1218
    @sharkattack1218 6 років тому +354

    Beavis: We can't leave! We never met that chick... Dammit, we were supposed to get some!
    Butt-Head: Uh huh huh... Settle down, Beavis.
    Beavis: No!! I won't settle down! Not this time! Dammit, this always happens! I think I'm gonna score and then I never score! It's not fair! We've traveled a... um... um... uh... a hundred miles, because we thought we were gonna score! But now it's not gonna happen! Dammit!
    Bus Driver: Hey, buddy! Sit down!
    Beavis: SHUT UP, ASSWIPE! I'm sick and tired of this! We're never gonna score! It's just not gonna happen! We're just gonna get old, like these people - butthey've probably scored!
    Bus Driver: Hey, I'm warning you! Sit down!
    Beavis: It's like, this chick's a slut! And look at this guy! He's old! But he's probably scored a million times!
    Old Guy: Ohhh-ho, yeah.
    Beavis: But not us! We're never gonna score! We're never gonna score! We're NEVER GONNA SCORE!
    Bus Driver: All right, that's it, numbnuts!!![gets in a fight with Beavis] You want some more, you little punk?!
    Beavis: I'll kick your ass!

    • @dbzawesome5783
      @dbzawesome5783 4 роки тому +4

      SHARK ATTACK the awesome speech ever

    • @jengarcia5648
      @jengarcia5648 4 роки тому +3

      This movie is hilarious

    • @jengarcia5648
      @jengarcia5648 4 роки тому +8

      Shut Up Asswipe lol 😂

    • @quincexl1279
      @quincexl1279 4 роки тому +2

      Spot-on perfection.👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

    • @Floreal78
      @Floreal78 3 роки тому +5

      I always lose it at "Shut up, asswipe!" :D

  • @scruffythejanitor4368
    @scruffythejanitor4368 2 роки тому +11

    I can relate Beavis im 33 and never scored 😂😂😂😂😂😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @JohnnyNada
      @JohnnyNada 2 роки тому +1

      Damn bro really haha?

    • @spots7630
      @spots7630 2 роки тому

      Just get a prostitute at that point. How do you make it to 33 and not score? I'm 18 and I want to score right now

    • @Berserk_96
      @Berserk_96 2 роки тому +4

      @@JohnnyNada you think its sad. I scored but im 27 and never had a girlfriend ever lmao. But i did score alot as the old man said : Ohoh yea!

  • @deadamongus8973
    @deadamongus8973 8 років тому +53

    Aww man! I feel you bevis!😕

  • @hallabalooza
    @hallabalooza 10 років тому +64

    The Bus driver is spoken by Richard Linklater, director of "dazed & confused"

    • @thisguyhere6641
      @thisguyhere6641 7 років тому +4

      Alright, alright, alright! Good to know! #LOL

    • @carultch
      @carultch 7 років тому +4

      Who speaks for Agents Bork and Flemming?

    • @SpenceWedum
      @SpenceWedum 7 років тому +3

      carultch Robert Stack and Greg Kinnear

    • @Neighborly_F
      @Neighborly_F 6 років тому +1

      hallabalooza for real Bruh?

    • @mrnukes797
      @mrnukes797 5 років тому +1

      @@carultch Bork

  • @vinceniederman3235
    @vinceniederman3235 7 років тому +11

    The Jacksonville Jaguars and Cleveland Browns Brought Me Here LOL!

  • @koficoncubus6255
    @koficoncubus6255 6 років тому +21

    The greatest epiphany he's ever had... xD

  • @jackmoon824
    @jackmoon824 4 роки тому +7

    0:42 I love how all them laugh like B&B

  • @cm6string
    @cm6string Рік тому +5

    This is insanely relatable. Just looking at everyone, old ugly fat ppl. Like damn they’ve scored but not me.

  • @stormshred
    @stormshred 6 років тому +5

    I have never heard anything so beautiful

  • @Dorkeydaze
    @Dorkeydaze 4 роки тому +8

    Beavis speaks the truth! We’re never gonna score!

  • @graywolf5266
    @graywolf5266 6 років тому +15

    One of the greatest speeches ever heard.

  • @TheKendog1988
    @TheKendog1988 8 років тому +73

    Bus Driver: Hey buddy sit down!

    • @heatseeker2681
      @heatseeker2681 8 років тому +80

      SHUT UP ASSWIPE!!!

    • @nuknuknuk111
      @nuknuknuk111 6 років тому +11

      Anthony Short KICK YOUR ASS

    • @seymourbutz8715
      @seymourbutz8715 5 років тому +7

      @@nuknuknuk111 YOU WANT SOME MORE?

    • @jcparker2621
      @jcparker2621 4 роки тому +7

      HEY I'M WARNING YOU! SIT DOWN!

    • @WWF0928
      @WWF0928 4 роки тому

      @@heatseeker2681 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @matthewgarza6212
    @matthewgarza6212 9 років тому +493

    I've already graduated high school and I still haven't scored

    • @lilrewb4646
      @lilrewb4646 9 років тому +24

      ha nerd

    • @supercook49
      @supercook49 9 років тому +29

      Matthew Garza same here

    • @kiesha86
      @kiesha86 8 років тому +57

      i know that feel, bro. I've been so close to scoring and failed it is not even funny.

    • @greenweeaboo8924
      @greenweeaboo8924 8 років тому +14

      You`re Not The Only 1 Bub

    • @kiesha86
      @kiesha86 8 років тому +22

      i just wanted to inform you guys, that i am working hard on getting laid for once. The girl is not the best looking or waht, but it looks like she as desperate as me for love, so i have a chance

  • @danielhausser8038
    @danielhausser8038 2 роки тому +24

    I can fully relate to Beavis.

  • @Otaku155
    @Otaku155 2 роки тому +3

    hehe settle down beavis lol

  • @lesliewood6350
    @lesliewood6350 8 років тому +1

    Bus driver I'm warning you SIT DOWN!! This scene cracked me up.

  • @justinlafser916
    @justinlafser916 9 років тому +48

    0:42-0:47 Congress in a nutshell.

  • @alguien9629
    @alguien9629 7 років тому +32

    IT S NOT FAIR, WE NEVER GONNA SCORE, WE NEVER GONNA SCORE, WE NEVER GONNA SCOOORE!

  • @CorvetteBG
    @CorvetteBG 12 років тому +11

    "Each time I think I'm gonna score, but then I don't score!"
    "Hey budy! Sit down!"
    "Shut up asswipe!"
    xDD

  • @nicolec8884
    @nicolec8884 Рік тому +1

    lol @ the bus driver beating the crap out of beavis!

  • @DatLazyBoi
    @DatLazyBoi 3 роки тому +3

    1:42
    ''Hey buddy,sit down!!''
    ''Shut up,asswipe!!''
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @poo8870
    @poo8870 2 роки тому +5

    I love how he still laughs while he rants.

  • @After4th
    @After4th 7 років тому +25

    Man, you can get away with beating up an underage teenager.

  • @supercook49
    @supercook49 9 років тому +30

    ALL RIGHT THAT'S IT NUMB NUTS

  • @gonjafarma89
    @gonjafarma89 2 роки тому +5

    And many years later...they FINALLY scored

  • @thimization
    @thimization 2 роки тому +6

    I never thought that Beavis would summarize all my angst.