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SAME!! Not only I remove that ad thing, but I put the "Best regards" and my name to it. Instead of wasting like 7 seconds every time I send an email, now I will save like 9 seconds. Total net 16 seconds FTW!!!
I'm more amazed that he can get up for 7:09 and potentially get the bus for 7:36. I gotta be up for 30 minuets to first find the will to live in that day, then get to my bus 30 minuets early; for the bus that comes every 15 minuets to be over and hour late than the time I arrived early for.
I always show up exactly at the minute I'm supposed to be at work for exactly that reason. I've crunched the numbers, I've seen the matrix. Which does mean a mild inconvenience or not having the will to get out of bed will make me late, but that's a gamble I'm willing to take
I admire your sacrifices for the music videos you're making. First your wife left you with all 8 of your kids, then you had you've been beheaded by an angry mob of faceless beings, and now you took a crossbow bolt straight through the skull just to make the ending more impactful. truly a master of his craft
You forgot to mention that he is controlled by a teenage boy living in the year 2345 who is also controlled by another teenage boy living in the year 8345
I can't believe that you also forgot that he works at a generic retail store, but is unable to comprehend that he works at a generic retail store, and is forced to ask everyone who enters the generic retail store if they work at the generic retail store
The amount of creativity jazz emu has is what sets him apart from other alternative artists. Truly amazing work, and honestly comforted me in how stressful my life is sometimes just to be reminded this is a human experience.
I think that the last one about our lives being artificial simulations that serve as a video game for future adolescents feels more like my everyday life
I am obsessed with how the lyrical line of "you'll never have to look ahead with prophetic vision to see future stress you might get from present descision that you're making" is such a satisfying phrase that continues beyond the bar it starts in. much like this song is a satisfying break from all of the responsibilities i'm avoiding by enjoying it.
The lyric "I would rather lick ice, with both my balls in a vice" really spoke to me on a deeply personal level. It reminds me of frozen treat day at the dungeon.
For a purely crowd-funded artist like you, your music and the videos themselves rapidly improves overtime, matching and surpassing the quality of various other artists supported by their records. And I'm all here for it. I would rather *die* than not listening to these masterpieces.
I think that my favorite part of his songs is that they almost always come from really mundane crap like "I'm too lazy to fix the minor annoyances of my life" or "I want to see my tvs DVD logo hit the corner" it limits him so much into making pure gold. I think the only other song that does that is NSP's "I don't know what we're talking about"
Every single creative aspect of this video is done with such obvious care. Nothing feels phoned-in or good-enoughed. Jazz Emu shoots for perfection every damn time, and he just keeps getting closer.
Oh man the production values are off the charts with this one! Hunter Allen you talented individual you, as well as the team that helped pull this all together. :)
It’s incredible that you do this for such an amazing musician. I look for your super thanks on every video so I can like it. I’m sure Jazz Emu is very thankful for your support, I know I would be.
@derpypizza yeah, I do this for him. I do this to support him and also maybe set an example. Like maybe someone will be like, hey, this person did a super thanks, that's a good idea, maybe I will too. Jazz is an awesome artist and an awesome person. He knows I appreciate his talent and his hard work. And I'm pretty sure I can say he appreciates the support.
0:11 “Don’t fact check that online” Oh wow gee let me think, I would rather wrap twine Around my neck than take the time To fact-check everything online. I would rather re-align my spine With an enraged bovine Than ensure you dont misconceptualize How watches got their name.
The writing, word play, video, everything he does. He is so under-rated. These main line pop artists gets hundreds of millions of views for being propped up by a group of 30 writers that produce nothing more than a few lines of chorus. This dude is a legend.
Another truly bloody brilliant banger. The craftsmanship is on-poínt as always. The level of artistry in the thoroughly realized thematic concept and narrative is rivaled only by the masterfully orchestrated firey funk. Dancing my ass off + laughing my ass off at the same time. This is truly an anthem for those of us who can't possibly be bothered to demonstrate the slightest ounce of normal human foresight, assertiveness, or self-discipline of any kind. I'm currently watching my world turn upside-down because of just such a failure of mine to be just a tiny bit proactive. Lmao. This struck home hardcore. Oh, well, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ At least I know I'm not alone in that regard.
What cracks me up every time I watch this is that entrance into Heaven isn't even gated behind *liking* the haircut, only telling God what you think of it
1:43 Jazz Emu would never do that to his nephew/manager/manservent Bonson who is being held hostage in what is believed to be the basement of a Loco Burrito in Didcot. Im shaking and crying rn.
Funny, I was just thinking that I'd rather die than have to wait another minute for a new Jazz Emu jam. Hearing some Rick Astley and Michael Jackson here, really great stuff, Henderson.
Saw JazzEmu for the first time as opening act at the Game grumps Live show in London last Monday and thoroughly enjoyed every second of it. Beautifully funny.
Simply brilliant. Your mind is truly like a dimond fabergé egg....of course a bit punctured now....but if you'd rather that, then fine. Keep playing that funky music man! Its always great to hear. Love ya dude!
This came out shortly after I went to bed, I awoke to a short that would peak my interest immediately after waking, The first music to grace my ears this morning were the very orgasmic patterns crafted by the Emu himself, These are the moments that give life purpose
As a fellow real human I feel it is my duty to attend that magnificent rave of yours. We will do much fun things like, as real humans such as you and I put it, "jam" to this incredible piece of music.
@@arealhuman2409 god I hate how you talk like that, common CEO talk, doesn't even know our names, next thing I know you're going to be recommending something dumb like tuber
I've been on a Jazz Emu marathon and one thing I noticed is that the previous videos are absolutely brilliant and his content just kept getting better with every video. He raised the bar for himself so high, and every single time, he delivers. This man is so freakin brilliant. I'm in awe!
Set my alarm to wake me up 5 minutes after this banger drops. Why? Because I would rather die than wake up exactly when this banger drops and binge it for an extra 5 minutes
all the deaths 1 -0:44 dive into a vat of live bees 2- 0:54 try to make love to a fire 3- 0:58 take a bath with a hairdryer 4- 1:35 lick ice 5- 1:36 put both balls in a vice 6- 1:42 have nephews diaper as a drink 7- 2:04 getting hit by a car 8- 2:53 deny eternal life 9- 3:17 crossbow tell me if missed any
I have suffered the mystery unsubscribe, and thus I missed out on this glorious tune when it first graced the world. But my YT recommendations are on point, and served it up to me only a day late. Mysteries of the algorithm.
The sheer commitment on every single video is amazing, love everything you put out tbh, not only catchy af but also extremely hilarious and relatable 🤣🤣🤣
the haircut thing is so relatable. my mom will ask the sandwich artists at subway to look through the tomatoes to see if there are better slices at the bottom of the bin while i internally cringe
OOOH yesss. New Jazz Emu songs is what I live for, and this production quality is SOOOO GOOD, along with the tons of different melodies throughout the song, so well done and varied. Also, the MV is SOOOOO HIGH QUALITY AND WELL DONE!!! I think this is your best MV yet, and so relatable as usual. Love your work JE!
Here's the lyrics for anyone that wants to try to imitate a fraction of their power [Verse 1] We're all slaves to the time They call it a watch 'Cause it watches our lives slip by Don't fact check that online Now you're lying there in bed and You find yourself setting the Same alarm to wake you up At 07:09 To catch that 7:36 Service to Stoke Do you maybe wanna give yourself Just slightly more time Oh wow! hmm, gee, let me think [Chorus] I would rather die Than be awake for the Nine extra minutes That I know would make me on time I would rather Dive into a vat full of live bees Than conceptualise Being that organised I would rather di-i-i-i-ie I'd rather try to make love to a fire (Di-i-i-i-ie) I'd rather take a bath with my hairdryer (Di-i-i-i-ie) You might also like The Real Me Jazz Emu Area Codes Kali WHERE SHE GOES Bad Bunny [Verse 2] I don't fear sacrifice, don't make me a martyr Don't worship me just because I would lay down my life To avoid getting up from the sofa To reach for the remote and Every time I send out An e-mail I see A little tag at the end Saying: 'Sent from my iPhone' And every time I stop Then I highlight and delete it I'm sure there is a straightforward fix But [Chorus] I would rather lick ice With both my balls in a vice Than find a setting on my phone That would turn it off I'd rather have my nephew's Diper as a drink Than be slightly forward-thinking Or nice to future me at all I would rather di-i-i-i-ie The zebra crossing's just a bit too far (Di-i-i-i-ie) I'd rather cross at this blind corner part (Di-i-i-i-ie) It's worth the risk of getting hit by- [Verse 3] So you've made it up to heaven, now You can laze it up, you'll never Have to look ahead with prophetic vision To see the future stress You might get from the present Decision that you're making Now let's get that booty through the pearly gates, man All you have to do to pass into the realm Of the deep forever Is give your true opinion On the haircut I just gave ya [Chorus] I would rather die Than tell a stranger that I am not quite sure if I like The way they cut my hairs I would rather Deny myself the Eternal Life Than have to suffer that minor Present awkwardness I would rather di-i-i-i-ie I would rather di-i-i-i-ie I would rather die
UGH, you need more viewers, subscribers, and overall attention. All of your content is both amazingly, relatable, funny, and creative to such a wonderful extent. God bless my man, even if you'd rather die. XD
Saw you live earlier this week opening for Game Grumps live! You are so damn funny and creative and I was cry laughing your performance was so good. Though when they guy ruined your flow with the Prince Andrew comment that was just too perfect!!
Right on time, I see the notification just as tears of stress and overwhelm begin to slide down the sides of my face and onto my ears, because I'm lying horizontally. Now instead I have a goofy grin.
I adore to make these Smooth Sonic Nuggets for your Delicate Earholes. If you adore to listen to them, why not throw me your support so I might continue to do so? www.patreon.com/thejazzemu
This is very good description of depression.
HA! 269 Got it!
I LOVE YOU JAZZ EMU!!!!
I adore you
I would rather die
Though I might check it out before I do so.
I would rather die
Than to be denied
This chance to subsidize
Fortynineninetynine
What a glorious donation message
🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
Good lyrics
@@qwertyjklz8823 you can make donatoins in the coments what!?
This donation/comment is worth every penny lmao im dead
Words cannot describe how desperately I want a musical colab between Jazz Emu and Brian David Gilbert
Y E S
that would be perfect
LITERALLY they have such similar energy itd work so well
That would be absolutely legendary
I'll do you one better.. Tom Cardy, Value Select, Jazz Emu and BDG making a band.
This song got me to change the signature settings on my email. Thank you Emu
Jazz Emu, making a real difference out here.
SAME!! Not only I remove that ad thing, but I put the "Best regards" and my name to it. Instead of wasting like 7 seconds every time I send an email, now I will save like 9 seconds. Total net 16 seconds FTW!!!
Me too!
Sounds like _someone's_ not committed to inaction. >:(
Ok wait imma go do that
The fact that he refuses to wake up 9 minutes earlier and uses the minimum amount of time to get ready is scarily accurate
I'm more amazed that he can get up for 7:09 and potentially get the bus for 7:36. I gotta be up for 30 minuets to first find the will to live in that day, then get to my bus 30 minuets early; for the bus that comes every 15 minuets to be over and hour late than the time I arrived early for.
i wake up 10 minuyes before i have to be out of the door to catch the bus lol
After my amazing vegan friendly mushroom dish, I found this video.
[Edit] Why do I keep watching this?
I always show up exactly at the minute I'm supposed to be at work for exactly that reason. I've crunched the numbers, I've seen the matrix. Which does mean a mild inconvenience or not having the will to get out of bed will make me late, but that's a gamble I'm willing to take
Alarm at 4:48
Shower by 5:24
Leave at 5:52
Work by 5:59 :)
Anything goes wrong I'm fked lol
Emu singing about the common man's struggle. Amazing relatable song man.
Occasionally I deign to step down from the mighty podiums of Olympus to entangle myself with the trials of the masses.
@@JazzEmu What about our tribulations?
@@joshuataylor3550 I think he'd rather die
@@plasmasupremacy9321 and travails?
@@mirmalchik I think he'd rather die
I admire your sacrifices for the music videos you're making. First your wife left you with all 8 of your kids, then you had you've been beheaded by an angry mob of faceless beings, and now you took a crossbow bolt straight through the skull just to make the ending more impactful. truly a master of his craft
You forgot to mention that he is controlled by a teenage boy living in the year 2345 who is also controlled by another teenage boy living in the year 8345
how did you forget he got hit by a car in this video
You also failed to mention his previous contraction of emotional allergies, I'm sure that's been hard on him
Don't forget the way he bravely sneezed his heart out!
I can't believe that you also forgot that he works at a generic retail store, but is unable to comprehend that he works at a generic retail store, and is forced to ask everyone who enters the generic retail store if they work at the generic retail store
The amount of creativity jazz emu has is what sets him apart from other alternative artists. Truly amazing work, and honestly comforted me in how stressful my life is sometimes just to be reminded this is a human experience.
Are you familiar with Tom Cardy? I think you might like him as well.
@@kieran.grant_ yes, I love his music. :)
ok same, but did you notice the little rick roll at the beginning of the video 👀
@@leo_the_lizard I did not, and now I feel like a fool
I’d declined Will wood and the tapeworms if u like this
'I would rather dive into a vat full of live bees than conceptualise being that organised' is a gem of a lyric.
How is each song increasingly relatable
I think that the last one about our lives being artificial simulations that serve as a video game for future adolescents feels more like my everyday life
Right!? He's a frigging genius.
Especially going to heaven and being denied because you didn't give your honest opinion.
i swear he thinks of this crap in the shower
@@YeOldenImbecileWhen Kenny dies and gets denied to Heaven
I am obsessed with how the lyrical line of "you'll never have to look ahead with prophetic vision to see future stress you might get from present descision that you're making"
is such a satisfying phrase that continues beyond the bar it starts in.
much like this song is a satisfying break from all of the responsibilities i'm avoiding by enjoying it.
Jazz is already so accustomed to Miami, that he forgot how british traffic works.
BAHAHAHA
0:20 I enjoy the touch of always setting a new alarm instead setting an existing one on repeat.
The lyric "I would rather lick ice, with both my balls in a vice" really spoke to me on a deeply personal level. It reminds me of frozen treat day at the dungeon.
Do they still do that on Wednesdays? I've not been there in a while
I'm pretty sure it was tuesdays, they'd call it "twisty tuesdays".
@@kevinwillems8720 nah, Wednesdays are now “waterboarding Wednesdays” they moved it to Tuesday.
@@spider-mancantsee5875 oh you're not serious, that's gonna completely mess me up for CBT Thursday
What in the fuck is this reply section? XD
I know I'm missing the point explaining this, but there is actually a really quick fix for the E-mail problem: Settings -> Mail -> Signatures
Thanks for the help!
Sent from my iphone
He would rather die then go to the settings menu and do all this
"Oh, wow! Hmm, gee. Let me think..."
This mentality plays most mornings
For a purely crowd-funded artist like you, your music and the videos themselves rapidly improves overtime, matching and surpassing the quality of various other artists supported by their records.
And I'm all here for it. I would rather *die* than not listening to these masterpieces.
I think that my favorite part of his songs is that they almost always come from really mundane crap like "I'm too lazy to fix the minor annoyances of my life" or "I want to see my tvs DVD logo hit the corner" it limits him so much into making pure gold. I think the only other song that does that is NSP's "I don't know what we're talking about"
Every single creative aspect of this video is done with such obvious care. Nothing feels phoned-in or good-enoughed. Jazz Emu shoots for perfection every damn time, and he just keeps getting closer.
Oh man the production values are off the charts with this one! Hunter Allen you talented individual you, as well as the team that helped pull this all together. :)
Hunter is a Magnificent Beast. There is no team besides the two of us - pouring our little souls into the magic of audiovideographical delectation.
That is absolute insanity of the highest order, you have quite the creative partner!
Is Hunter Allen Jazz Emu’s real name?
@@GazB85 pff no they are obviously different people.
No idea where you could have got that silly notion from
@@GazB85 No, Hunter Allen is Jazz's helper who works on editing and the like.
I'm just dying, waiting for the new album!!!!! December 19 can't come fast enough!!!!! Omigosh there will be new Emu music in the world.........❤❤❤❤
BRO THE RICKROLL REFERENCE AT THE BEGINNING!!!!!!
I love the sort of weird relationship God and The embodiment of Death has at 3:28.
En fuego!!!! 🔥
It’s incredible that you do this for such an amazing musician. I look for your super thanks on every video so I can like it. I’m sure Jazz Emu is very thankful for your support, I know I would be.
@derpypizza yeah, I do this for him. I do this to support him and also maybe set an example. Like maybe someone will be like, hey, this person did a super thanks, that's a good idea, maybe I will too. Jazz is an awesome artist and an awesome person. He knows I appreciate his talent and his hard work. And I'm pretty sure I can say he appreciates the support.
0:11
“Don’t fact check that online”
Oh wow gee let me think,
I would rather wrap twine
Around my neck than take the time
To fact-check everything online.
I would rather re-align my spine
With an enraged bovine
Than ensure you dont misconceptualize
How watches got their name.
I would rather
DIIIIE (It’s far better than the alternative.)
DIIIIE (Rather be inconvenienced than live.)
stuuupidly underrated lmaooo
no other musician can put me in bliss the way this funky bird does
The writing, word play, video, everything he does. He is so under-rated. These main line pop artists gets hundreds of millions of views for being propped up by a group of 30 writers that produce nothing more than a few lines of chorus. This dude is a legend.
0:33 is one of the best transitions I’ve ever seen
I still don't fully understand how someone can produce music that is so unbelievably silly yet sophisticated
Magnificent. Most spiffing musical work as always, Jazz Emu.
0:34 i dont know why but i love the little dance he does here
Another truly bloody brilliant banger. The craftsmanship is on-poínt as always. The level of artistry in the thoroughly realized thematic concept and narrative is rivaled only by the masterfully orchestrated firey funk. Dancing my ass off + laughing my ass off at the same time. This is truly an anthem for those of us who can't possibly be bothered to demonstrate the slightest ounce of normal human foresight, assertiveness, or self-discipline of any kind. I'm currently watching my world turn upside-down because of just such a failure of mine to be just a tiny bit proactive. Lmao. This struck home hardcore. Oh, well, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ At least I know I'm not alone in that regard.
Loving the subtle Never Gonna Give You Up references!
This is the most relatable (and delightful) song I’ve ever heard in my life.
What cracks me up every time I watch this is that entrance into Heaven isn't even gated behind *liking* the haircut, only telling God what you think of it
1:43
Jazz Emu would never do that to his nephew/manager/manservent Bonson who is being held hostage in what is believed to be the basement of a Loco Burrito in Didcot. Im shaking and crying rn.
3:20 love the gunshot sound the arrow makes. Perfectly encapsulates the theme this song is going for. 😂
In the spirit of the song, I would rather die than correct the bookmark that I had just saved in the wrong bookmark folder.
Not sure if it is intentional, but the melody at the end of the die at 3:06 mirrors the vocal outro for Hœrgüpjelly Kisses and it sounds amazing.
This released on my birthday and I couldn’t have asked for a better present. Simply immaculate, from the vocals to the humor.
Funny, I was just thinking that I'd rather die than have to wait another minute for a new Jazz Emu jam. Hearing some Rick Astley and Michael Jackson here, really great stuff, Henderson.
I can't help but hear some NGGYU in part of the song
Thumbnail is accurate because this is straight up fire
Hope he doesn't change the thumbnail in the future so this'll still make sense
Saw JazzEmu for the first time as opening act at the Game grumps Live show in London last Monday and thoroughly enjoyed every second of it. Beautifully funny.
Wait for real
@@big_uppies Yep! And he wasn't *that* sexy... he was *even sexier*.
The sheer rizz of this man with both the outfit and those hypnotic dance moves are outstanding.
The way he starts boppin at 2:46 is incredible
Simply brilliant. Your mind is truly like a dimond fabergé egg....of course a bit punctured now....but if you'd rather that, then fine. Keep playing that funky music man! Its always great to hear. Love ya dude!
This came out shortly after I went to bed, I awoke to a short that would peak my interest immediately after waking, The first music to grace my ears this morning were the very orgasmic patterns crafted by the Emu himself, These are the moments that give life purpose
There is no joke persona, Jazz Emu is living his own truth and I am here for it
Wow! Another song for real humans such as myself. Magnificent work, I will play this at the next rave I attend.
Why.... why you wird it like that?
As a fellow real human I feel it is my duty to attend that magnificent rave of yours. We will do much fun things like, as real humans such as you and I put it, "jam" to this incredible piece of music.
@@parkeryoung8259 That is how real humans, as you say, "wird" things.
@@arealhuman2409 god I hate how you talk like that, common CEO talk, doesn't even know our names, next thing I know you're going to be recommending something dumb like tuber
Yes, I enjoy
I've been on a Jazz Emu marathon and one thing I noticed is that the previous videos are absolutely brilliant and his content just kept getting better with every video. He raised the bar for himself so high, and every single time, he delivers. This man is so freakin brilliant. I'm in awe!
I am genuinely so impressed by every release you have, every song is so damn perfect and I wish you all the success you 100% deserve
0:05 jazz astley ir rick emu?
I would rather spend those extra 9 minutes watching this video 2.37885 times
Bro 1 year later and I finally realized the intro is basically a Rick roll. Sneaky one Jazz (and pretty clever (and funny))
I gotta say the cinematography in these videos is astonishing.
Yo that rhyme scheme in the that first chorus is sublime.
Set my alarm to wake me up 5 minutes after this banger drops.
Why? Because I would rather die than wake up exactly when this banger drops and binge it for an extra 5 minutes
I love this artistic masterpiece of a song that was constructed carefully and thoughtfully about Jazz Emu being lazy.
all the deaths
1 -0:44 dive into a vat of live bees
2- 0:54 try to make love to a fire
3- 0:58 take a bath with a hairdryer
4- 1:35 lick ice
5- 1:36 put both balls in a vice
6- 1:42 have nephews diaper as a drink
7- 2:04 getting hit by a car
8- 2:53 deny eternal life
9- 3:17 crossbow
tell me if missed any
Man really said 'bold of you to assume I'd go to heaven' in the most long-winded way possible lmao.
It is truly shocking the heights of creative quality & production value this 2 person team is able to achieve
I have suffered the mystery unsubscribe, and thus I missed out on this glorious tune when it first graced the world. But my YT recommendations are on point, and served it up to me only a day late.
Mysteries of the algorithm.
The sheer commitment on every single video is amazing, love everything you put out tbh, not only catchy af but also extremely hilarious and relatable 🤣🤣🤣
It is literally illegal to make a song this good
the haircut thing is so relatable. my mom will ask the sandwich artists at subway to look through the tomatoes to see if there are better slices at the bottom of the bin while i internally cringe
I live in Australia and you are by far the 2nd best musical emu I’ve heard
THE AUDACITY TO MAKE SUCH A BOP, AND CALL ME OUT.
Fun fact, because I was interested. The term Watch came from Town Watchmen using it to keep track of shifts.
This IS the Eurovision winner! Stop the count! ❤
OOOH yesss. New Jazz Emu songs is what I live for, and this production quality is SOOOO GOOD, along with the tons of different melodies throughout the song, so well done and varied. Also, the MV is SOOOOO HIGH QUALITY AND WELL DONE!!! I think this is your best MV yet, and so relatable as usual. Love your work JE!
I'd like to give this little line some more appreciation;
"I would lay down my life
To avoid getting up from the sofa"
2:10 that's a guy who's fully content with his decisions
I really love this whole song, especially how he uses 0:50. would love to see a piano tutorial on it.
3:19 great stage fall btw!
Guys what can I say, another amazing song and accompanying video well done ❤❤
“Im would rather die, than be awake for the nine, extra minutes that I, know would make me on time.” Is so satisfying.
You beautiful, beautiful flightless bird. I have never identified with something so much in all of my 29 years.
super, thanks
I genuinely love this song, not just for the relatability, but because Jazz Emu's voice is so unbelievably silky smooth
My god I love that "Oh wow, hm, gee let me think" moment so much, I feel like it makes that first I would rather die so much more impactful.
How are these videos not blowing up, it is genuinely making me upset. Every single one of your videos deserves going viral
The fact I missed this song when it came out and you also read my mind is fucking insane. This song is not only a vibe but also a mood
I’m ashamed that this is now one of my new favourite songs seriously dude don’t ever stop you are amazing
Honestly my favourite artist at the moment, all of his songs are a mix of jazzy goodness and comedic genius and i cant get enough!
how is this man making so many delectable ear tinglers so fast
The gravitas and dedication to the concept always blows my mind thank you Jazz Emu
This is so on brand and everything I could have ever wished for from this channel
I don't know how to express it, but Jazz Emu makes the most human music I've ever heard
True
Here's the lyrics for anyone that wants to try to imitate a fraction of their power
[Verse 1]
We're all slaves to the time
They call it a watch
'Cause it watches our lives slip by
Don't fact check that online
Now you're lying there in bed and
You find yourself setting the
Same alarm to wake you up
At 07:09
To catch that 7:36
Service to Stoke
Do you maybe wanna give yourself
Just slightly more time
Oh wow! hmm, gee, let me think
[Chorus]
I would rather die
Than be awake for the
Nine extra minutes
That I know would make me on time
I would rather
Dive into a vat full of live bees
Than conceptualise
Being that organised
I would rather di-i-i-i-ie
I'd rather try to make love to a fire
(Di-i-i-i-ie)
I'd rather take a bath with my hairdryer
(Di-i-i-i-ie)
You might also like
The Real Me
Jazz Emu
Area Codes
Kali
WHERE SHE GOES
Bad Bunny
[Verse 2]
I don't fear sacrifice, don't make me a martyr
Don't worship me just because
I would lay down my life
To avoid getting up from the sofa
To reach for the remote and
Every time I send out
An e-mail I see
A little tag at the end
Saying: 'Sent from my iPhone'
And every time I stop
Then I highlight and delete it
I'm sure there is a straightforward fix
But
[Chorus]
I would rather lick ice
With both my balls in a vice
Than find a setting on my phone
That would turn it off
I'd rather have my nephew's
Diper as a drink
Than be slightly forward-thinking
Or nice to future me at all
I would rather di-i-i-i-ie
The zebra crossing's just a bit too far
(Di-i-i-i-ie)
I'd rather cross at this blind corner part
(Di-i-i-i-ie)
It's worth the risk of getting hit by-
[Verse 3]
So you've made it up to heaven, now
You can laze it up, you'll never
Have to look ahead with prophetic vision
To see the future stress
You might get from the present
Decision that you're making
Now let's get that booty through the pearly gates, man
All you have to do to pass into the realm
Of the deep forever
Is give your true opinion
On the haircut I just gave ya
[Chorus]
I would rather die
Than tell a stranger that
I am not quite sure if I like
The way they cut my hairs
I would rather
Deny myself the Eternal Life
Than have to suffer that minor
Present awkwardness
I would rather di-i-i-i-ie
I would rather di-i-i-i-ie
I would rather die
The Tom Scott/Jazz Emu crossover is unexpected yet EXCELLENT. First, BDG, now this? Who will Tom discover next! Louie Zong?!
The second I saw your clothes I knew this was gonna be a banger.
Now that I finished the song... I can confirm, 10/10 banger
My favorite part is how at 2:40 his smile fades by only like 7% 😆That's some good character acting!
I've already listened to this 8 times... It's so catchy!
Yes, I can't stop either.
I feel personally attacked by the „Sent from my iPhone“ bit. Some clever observations and a great song, peak Jazz Emu!
1:24 even the email he was sending is hilarious, damn
The dance on the chorus is SO FREAKIN GOOD!!!
There’s something I like so much about the way the choreography looks. It’s just so nice
UGH, you need more viewers, subscribers, and overall attention. All of your content is both amazingly, relatable, funny, and creative to such a wonderful extent.
God bless my man, even if you'd rather die. XD
Your vocals here have a major Foxy Shazam vibe and I’m here for it
Saw you live earlier this week opening for Game Grumps live! You are so damn funny and creative and I was cry laughing your performance was so good. Though when they guy ruined your flow with the Prince Andrew comment that was just too perfect!!
Right on time, I see the notification just as tears of stress and overwhelm begin to slide down the sides of my face and onto my ears, because I'm lying horizontally.
Now instead I have a goofy grin.
❤
Every time I'm not sure if i'll like a song as much as his others, and every time I'm surprised