Still Waiting // Jazz Emu
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
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Directed by Hunter Allen
Starring Eleanor Coleville
And Fresh Moves by Asha Verma
Hearty thanks to Joe Winters and the Master Shipwright's House
Howdy Eggy, this song is OUT NOW on streaming services. Please save it to your library/playlists so I can induce the algorithm to bestow upon me its silken kiss of life. open.spotify.com/album/6SBNlXRl4ljZXaJ5EV7qnc?si=-X1DfAd8T9eWTRdAmFqSzA
Thank you so much for this Jazz Emu. This doing cured me of mortality. I have no reached immortal status among the cosmos thanks to this video. Cant wait for your next one!
You're a certified gem 💎 I can't wait to see where your career goes 🥳
nah, id rather just buy your next album.
@Icedmi the square root of six squared is just six.
@@feeshgosqueesh4146 it's +/- 6, if your teacher hates you.
This man gets it. I don't know what it is- but he gets it.
He gets something.
Oh hi ginger
Hi mr.pale
Ginger pale got the ginger ignored 🗿
He truly does
omg gingerpale i forgot that u existed but hiii i remem watching you when i was a kid
I love the moment in a Jazz Emu song when you find out what it's really about
crispy towels!
Potatoes!
chickens!
Sticking your phone in rice
from the early lyric "I can't blink just in case it falls when I close my eyes" my money was on the Pitch Drop Experiment
That moment before it hits the corner, I swear, it feels like time is going in slow motion. Your mind predicted it would double bounce, but as it slowly creeps closer, and time comes crawling to a near standstill, you feel it. Deeper than your bones, in the soul, you know what's about to happen. Before now, you anticipated it, but never expected it to really happen this time. You always waited for the next bounce, but now it's here.
This is it. You donct really know what to do once it hits, what happens after? The journey is finally coming to a close. Does time end? Does it parabolically slow to infinitely smaller units of passage? Is there anything after it hits? But it will hit regardless of your thoughts. You know it, and it's time to accept it. A part of you almost misses that time you spent waiting, watching helplessly as it bounced freely, yet so trapped in inevitability.
It almost reminded you of yourself, trapped in the confines of life, limits set by countless greater powers both tangible and otherwise. Aimlessly bouncing from one point to the next, with no idea where the future would take you. But thatcs where the similarities end. The dvd logo gas reached its end goal. It is about to hit the corner. Mere pixels remain between the logo and the corner, between life and death, between nothing... and everything.
You enjoyed the journey, admired the path here for all it had to offer, but as is true in all facets in life, all beautiful things must come to an end. A beautiful, spalectacular, explosive end that will captivate your thoughts, your memory, perhaps your entire world, if only briefly. You brace yourself, silence your thoughts, and anticipate it.
This is it.
It's time.
You can almost feel it's solemn joy.
It's about to meet its end.
Yet it embraces it warmly.
You welcome it.
And it welcomes you.
You go together.
Into that corner.
The corner of the TV.
Damn, you should write novels 👏🏻
I felt the anticipation all Ower again. This is some great writing
True poetry right here
Hahaha yes! This is the true glory and majesty of the DVD logo
Bruh
How serendipitous for a Jazz Emu song to capture both the pain of waiting for the next Jazz Emu song and the ecstasy of its release
👏👏👏 THIS
me, but for the release of his 4th album in a couple of weeks
I have listened to this an obscene number of times. I love it.
It’s got a ridiculously catchy hook
@@yippekiay593 NOOO IT SAYS SONY ON THE BACK
THE PROPHECY IS RUINED
This is the best song of all time and I can't stop playing it.
Right?!? And it's about the damn DVD logo!!
Same here, I played it non stop last night. Got me in such a great mood 🤣
im still questioning why this man is under 1 mil subs, hell he should be over at least 50 mil, absolute genius with the funky jams
No idea how he isn’t even at 100k yet, about to get there though >:)) people are realizing the greatness little by little
Why hasn't YT ever recommended him to me? I accidentally found him...
but it feels like I've been searching for him all my life.
I found out about this channel 2 day ago. I have binged it all
He'll get there. I just discovered him today through the shorts. He's hilarious and if he keeps this up, I'm sure he's going places.
@@sophiaredwood5825 I wouldn't've noticed without your comment, but he breached 150k this past week
I’m honestly a little mad you don’t have more subscribers, since the production value and the genios of this video is unreal. Keep going love all your stuff Emu. 👍🏻
3:07 I love how his head doesn’t move at all during this
His head is crrrrispy
The pacing and progression of this song literally can't be better. At all. Word choice, everything. Really kinda want to see a non joke lyric version.
What do you mean ?
This is very serious music
Interesting, request 'non joke' lyrics. Maybe you could come up with some? This performance is unto its self, there is no 'non joke'. You change one iota of this and it becomes a US west coast slime fest. Leave it be, it is brilliant.
Necroing this comment - I get where you're coming from, absolutely don't deserve any slack you might be getting. That said, I can absolutely say some of my favorite songs could qualify as "jokey". Primus - Wynona's Big Brown Beaver, Knower - Butts T*ts Money, Rich White Ladies - White Powder Perm and pretty much anything by GWAR. It's common in the art world to be dismissive of art that's also entertaining. Not saying you're doing so, but your comment absolutely made me think of that.
This song is so perfect in every way. Like it is hilarious but his voice is also incredible (WOW that falsetto) and the beat absolutely slaps. Like I honestly think this is my new favorite song.
Update: it definitely is
Also: I sing this song in the shower literally every day at this point it’s so fun to sing
Finally I've found the 21st century Talking Heads vibe I was looking for
i feel like the only one who notices
but something about how, if the black void at the end was gone, the video actually loops perfectly, makes me feel like it was intentional considering how he said "would the world fold into a dream" in the song
idk why it feels so perfect
Jazz Emu is really assembling the “Obscure Shared Experiences” Avengers.
He put the energy of all he’s ever felt into a short amount of time, that of which we might be able to comprehend. All of the effort he put in to see the ultimatum of happiness has been put into a 2 minute video of pure emotion. He made this so we can feel a fraction of his happiness, even though it caused him turmoil and sadness, it all was not for naught. He understands the needs of the people, so he made something everyone can relate to. This video, no, this piece of art is a masterpiece, something that can be enjoyed by everyone, something that is pure happiness.
If only this guy was in the early 2010s, he would be an international super star
This may sound weird but you just have a style and energy that I wish I could imitate even a fraction of. Keep making amazing content.
I don’t know why “It’s just teasing meeee!” hit so hard but it did. This song is such a bop.
Lyrics:
I'm a patient man
But there's one thing I've been waiting for
My whole god-damn life
My eyes are aching man
But I can't blink, just in case it falls
When I close my eyes
I know I should let go
But there's a part of me that still hopes it can do it
But every time it gets close
It double bounces off of both walls
I'm still waiting for the DVD logo
To hit the corner of my TV
The little baby's driving me loco
Who knew a graphic could be cheeky?
It's just teasing me
My eyeballs are now crispy to the touch
(I can touch my own eyeballs, is that normal?)
Waiting for the DVD logo
To hit the corner of my TV
I'm not a mad man
I do not spend my time exclusively
Watching my TV
I've got a webcam
So I can check on it remotedly and discreetly
It's taken over my life
My wife divorced me
And she took all eight of our kids
I missed the birth of my child
But I just know it would be worth it not to miss
When the cheeky little DVD logo
Hits the corner of my TV
Did you see that one?
Oh heck it, that was so close
I trained one eyeball to be lazy
So I can multi see
My eyeballs are so crispy to the touch
(No amount of liquid can rehydrate them)
I need the DVD logo
To hit the corner of my TV
Sometimes I wonder what will happen when it hits
Will the world stand still or fold into a dream?
Will the DVD logo come to life
And hold me like I held my wife?
I need the DVD logo
To hit the corner of my TV
I'm tired of this permanent prologue
Let me handle what I can see
I can nearly reach
Oh baby, I can feel it
Something's reeling into me
So baby just keep being, don't police your energy
Love the detail of the divorce certificate being for Miami City Hall; which is of course where Jazz Emu lives.
I just noticed "I just thought it would be worth it" vs. "I just know it will be worth it" around 1:22. This could be an honest mistake but I see it as representing the internal doubt of the protagonist compared to his ideals. Thank you for reading my Jazzsay (that's a Jazz Emu Essay).
When the DVD logo hit the corner...
I felt that :3
This is perfect. The yellow anime subtitles, the subject, the way he pronounces things, the beat and melody, it's visually great, and even if you're that one guy who likes extracting messages from things it has it for you. It's just perfect.
i cannot BELIVE THIS ONLY HAS 500k view, i feel so premium for getting to see this my god.
What I really love is the way you kind of accentuate certain words like “lugo” haha. It’s almost addicting like the dvd logo!
Unironically might be one of your best works yet. I'm so hyped about this one! SPLENDID! STUPENDOUS! SURRIPTICIOUS MY SQUEAKY LITTLE TURTLE DOVE!
When I found this song 3 days ago, it was at 995k. Now it reached a million views. I think I've watched it too many times.
I haven't been truly in touch with music for a years in spite of a history as a musician.
I'll admit it, I'm impressed.
This man is the child of Bo Burnum and Weird Al.
This song is gold
My brother has been singing this song all day for the past week and it’s been stuck in my head so I decided to listen to it, I love it just as much as he does now 😭
Wait, how is this song so good? That's one of the best songs I heard so far. Reallyyyy great song bro, wow!!!!
the matching of dancing at the end was exquisite, the female dancer was amazing and then the last few switch frames of matching again was amazing!! love the lyrics and choreography!!!
I can't stop watching this video. The music, the funny lyrics, and to top it all off those fresh dance moves at the end get me every time.
Such a fun video!! And those are some funky dance moves!!
there is just Something about your outfit and the way you move during 2:52 - 3:17 that is especially captivating, I can't stop rewatching it
this might be the best song ever written
god the groove on this is so good. i cant stop listening- thanks!
When attempting to rehydrate my cornea and surrounding organ, I too administer a protective lens to ensure I do not apply too much at once. All of my friends thought I was crazy but it turns out that doesn't matter since they were all imaginary anyway.
Thank you, Emu-Friend, you have once again shown yourself to be a true visionary.
I love it when the cheeky little DVD logo hits the corner of my TV 📺
I love the "Most Replayed" part is when it actually hits the corner, hah
Appropriately unhinged, 10/10
Love how the most replayed moment in the video is the moment where the DVD logo hits the corner of his TV. Truly hit the target audience.
Man this song reminds me of all the times i watched the dvd logo with my SNOY TV. She is missed dearly...
This is beautiful. Im crying.
I was once in a restaurant and I saw it hit the corner. I will never forget that moment. Truly life changing.
i love how the wifes just looking up into the sky like "he did it. that crazy son of a bitch did it."
I like my eyes like I like my towels.
1 million views!!!!!!! Woo!!!!!!!!
It physically hurts me that this man doesn't have a single million view video yet
The "Crrrrrispy" part is what just keeps bringing me back,
It'll inject itself into my head and I have to stop whatever i'm doing and listen to it again.
Like a sleeper agent, but the dvd logo
I've listened to this song an unhealthy amount of times. I cannot help it! It's such a bop!
funny how the concept of this song applies to a lot of things other than dvd logos hitting the corner of the tv
Why is this my favorite song now
OMG VIEWS ARE CLOSE TO A MILLION GUYS! THIS MAKES ME HAPPY!
Oh man! You nailed it! I'm hooked.
This is art in its purest form
I have two brain cells. And they bounce around in my skull like a screensaver. Whenever one of them lands perfectly in one of the corners, I experience what you all call a ✨thought✨
(This was originally a post on tumblr, that post and this song are two of the most relatable things I’ve ever seen lol)
2:38 is the beginning to happiness overload
I am so, very, very happy I stumbled across this
My only worry with this video is that one day an English teacher will use this video. "What does he mean when he says his eyeballs are crispy to the touch? Is it a metaphor? Your homework is to give examples of what it could be a metaphor for, due Tuesday."
This unlocked a core memory
This deserves millions of views
NO ONE IS GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE SKILLS WITH THE PINGPONG BALL?
If Wierd al would ever be in search of an heir, you would be my number 1 choice! Awsome!!
I can't stop listening to this
i just came across this video and 20 secs in, i knew you were talking about the DVD Logo, goddamn it!
Legends say, this guy's still waiting.
This is my favorite music video of all time
Serious Hall and Oates vibes on this one.
Can't get over that CRISPY
I'm in love with the synths
this song was stuck in my head all throughout today when i was taking two tests in school. good stuff
Im surprised this song hasn't reached a billion view
Cuz he isn't popular enough.
Can't imagine that this wasn't released in 2020.
Claim your “here before they went famous” card here
⬇️
cant get this song out of my head, its perfect
right here just before a million! 999,264 views
Saw him a few days ago, live in Paris. It could surprise you, but he is actually almost better on gig. Go see him, it worth it 👌
Just saw this on Reddit, and I think I am in love now.
When he said "But I just know it will be worth it" I was like OH this could be an allegory for addiction
This feels good on my crispy eyeballs
This is really a wonder.
Thank you for everything.
Ah, yes, why is this actually entirely relatable?
2 mil views!!!! Congrats Jazz!
I have waited for the dvd logo to hit the corner of my tv for five hours im not over-exaggerating
Lyrics even if they are on the video (which is where i copied them from btw):
I'm a patient man
but there's one thing I've been waiting for my whole goddamn life
my eyes are aching man
but i can't blink just in case it falls when i close my eyes
I know I should let go
but there's a part of me that still hopes it can do it
but everytime it gets close
it double bounces off of both walls (uh, uh)
I'm still waiting for the DVD logo
to hit the corner of my TV
the little baby's driving me loco
who knew a graphic could be cheeky
it's just teasing me
my eyeballs are now crispy to the touch (i can touch my own eyeballs is that normal?)
waiting for the DVD logo
to hit the corner of my TV
I'm not a mad man
I do not spend my time exclusively watching my TV
I've got a webcam
so I can check on it remotedly and discretely,
it's taken over my life
my wife divorced me and she took all eight of our kids
I missed the birth of my child
but i just thought it would be worth it not to miss
when the cheeky little DVD logo
hits the corner of my TV
did you see that one? ho heck it that was so close
I trained one eyeball to be lazy
so i can multi-see
my eyeballs are so crispy to the touch (no amount of liquid can rehydrate them)
I need the DVD logo to hit the corner of my TV
sometimes I wonder what will happen when it hits
will the world stay still or fold into a dream?
will the DVD logo come to life
and hold me like I held my wife
I need the DVD logo to hit the corner of my TV
I'm tired of this permanent prologue
let me handle what I can see
I can nearly reach
Oh baby I can feel it something's reeling into me
so baby just keep being don't police your energyyyyyyyy EEEEE EEEEE
(Crazy but enjoyed amount of "ooh"s)
Thanks man.
@@randomenglish5056 you're welcome, i actually needed it for myself so i tought "ye why not"😂
@@raffaelechinotti5244 for a sing along im guessing
I like the fact that the tv says “snoy” instead of “sony”
amazing lyrics, fantastic beat
This brings me back when mtv was actually for music video good times.
"I'm a nurse nothing about the human body will surprise me"
*Googles if you can actually train an eyeball to be lazy*
MY EYEBALLS ARE TOO CRISPYYY
Masterpiece, I am loving this dude, real awesome job, keep it up!
Ah at last. A song that i can relate to very well.
My eyeballs are now cRRRispy to the touch! (Icantouchmyowneyeballsisthatnormal?)
This is true musical genius
The crispy is such a great sound
Purgatory is just the a tv but the DVD logo never hitting the corner of the screen for all eternity
The loop on this video makes it a more iconic cycle then the Ouroboros
Speaking as a fella whose seen the DVD logo hit the corner of a TV in real life, this song really resonates with me, artistically and spiritually. It would have brought a tear to my eye, were it not so crispy.
I like you, I really do. But I accidentally scrolled down for 0.5s and the punchline was spoiled by this comment 😀
@@ralek592 Ah man that sucks, I've been there
I learned to blink while its in the middle for maximum efficiency, now my eyes are only somewhat dry instead of crispy
@@ralek592 I didn't realize this was a joke about the punchline until I read your reply, so there's that
Ah a man of culture
I have listened to this so many times. This song just absolutely slaps, not just from a comedy standpoint but from an actual musical standpoint. Something about it just tracks with my ears and it’s been stuck in my head for weeks.
just how he words: My wife divorced me and she TOOK all EIGHT of OUR KIIIDS
I missed the birth of
My child
I love it, it's so pleasing
@@ArcYT I’m literally terrified of accidentally singing this in public but I can’t get it out of my head HALP
@@toomuchiridium you: "MY WIFE DIVORCED ME AND SHE TOOK ALL EIGHT OF OUR KIDS!!"
some guy across the street that heard you: uhh, is that dude ok?
Listen to his "please don't text me when you're drunk" short. His singing is crazy good
I am addicted to hearing him say the word "crispy"