Tim Hawkins (Insanitized)

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  • Опубліковано 29 сер 2023
  • Tim take us back to some of his childhood memories, and into his comedic experiences as a father.
    Sit back and enjoy Tim Hawkins’ Insanitized.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 306

  • @xandermansmom1
    @xandermansmom1 4 місяці тому +192

    I battle Major Depressive Disorder. Sometimes the depression is so bad, my body hurts. I come here, listen to clean comedy, laugh until I can’t breathe and I mentally and physically feel better. Comedy is good medicine.

    • @debrawolleycrochet
      @debrawolleycrochet 4 місяці тому +11

      I feel you. I to suffer for depression. This makes me laugh.

    • @doxiecracra4127
      @doxiecracra4127 4 місяці тому +7

      Ditto dear sister.

    • @elisa7joy9
      @elisa7joy9 4 місяці тому +8

      I stopped listening to music or watching tv about 9 years ago, when depression kicked in hard. Stand up was all I could handle, I don't care about the clean part(I love swearing), but the lack of adult content when you're the saddest and barely out of pajamas is nice. No need to think about everything your not doing. Anyway over time like it went through a loop stand up/only silence/stand up videos/finally tv again. Now that I've watched all of tv you tube comes in handy. I'm in a stand up mode again...I'm not always laughing but at least I'm not yelling back at it with my angry depression, as will happen with listening to music.

    • @xandermansmom1
      @xandermansmom1 4 місяці тому +7

      @@elisa7joy9 I had almost an entire year where all I wanted to do was stay in bed. I spent at least a week not even getting up to eat or shower. That year was situational depression. I went through a divorce. It was actually my second divorce. My first divorce, I chose. I went through a difficult time with the first one only because I had joint custody of my son and wasn’t use to not seeing him every day. I slept a lot, but that first divorce I was coping with sweets and cigarettes. I gained so much weight. I really wasn’t functioning and my doctor put me on seroquel. I couldn’t stay awake even if I wanted to. I don’t know if I am finding better ways to cope now because of therapy and learning about coping skills or not. The only thing I can say is this video and many others of Tim’s really helps take my focus off sad thoughts and lifts my mood.

    • @Spartan-Of-Truth
      @Spartan-Of-Truth 4 місяці тому +6

      So is eating right. Stop consuming garbage and your body will respond better.

  • @davenc8527
    @davenc8527 9 місяців тому +87

    You're a true talent, Tim Hawkins. While our politicians and televangelists are driving people away from God due to their behavior, you're a bright light in our world.

  • @Yousaid77
    @Yousaid77 8 місяців тому +13

    I never get tired of listening to Tim Hawkins. I love when he laughs at his own jokes! He's brilliant!

  • @jmarrocco
    @jmarrocco 5 місяців тому +8

    “The Government Can” is amazing- love it. Laughed

  • @robertsweeney5635
    @robertsweeney5635 5 місяців тому +12

    The Government Can should be released as a single... The entire country needs to hear the song.

  • @Thuy88868
    @Thuy88868 6 місяців тому +11

    Tim, you’re the BEST!!! I watch you 10, 20 times a month. I know I’m not well 😂and you can appreciate that 🤣 Thank you so much!!!🤪😄😂🤣🙏🏻🙏🏻

  • @ittybittykittymama7582
    @ittybittykittymama7582 4 місяці тому +11

    Man alive, to be so funny, so athletic and play a guitar as well as the best ax men I've ever heard, this dude's the whole package! Thank You, LORD, for Tim Hawkins!

  • @TunesGS57
    @TunesGS57 9 місяців тому +12

    When Tim sings "I'm a Christian" I get goosebumps! He should end all his shows with that song. We saw him do a live show, and he's fantastic in person!

  • @johnweiner6518
    @johnweiner6518 5 місяців тому +6

    I laughed, I cried with joy we all need a good laugh in this crazy world we live in. Thank you Tim Hawkins

  • @kennethgrzegorzewski753
    @kennethgrzegorzewski753 8 місяців тому +10

    Wife and I just love Tim! Talent without measure!

  • @nancyburt8791
    @nancyburt8791 9 місяців тому +10

    You are my absolute favorite comedian Tim!!!!🤩

  • @craemac
    @craemac 9 місяців тому +9

    Great stuff! The Government song absolutely nails it. And the Lego pain is so real!

  • @Meow37377
    @Meow37377 8 днів тому +3

    My first Christian comedian I got hooked on was YOU 😊 you and Bob Smiley . It was cool to learn you two are good friends 😊 I LOVE your surfer dudes voice 😂😂😂 and you’re very talented with the songs and imitating singers voices 😂😂😂😂 you are so refreshing. A blessing in my life. Laughter is the best medicine. 😊😊😊😊😊

  • @Thenagymom
    @Thenagymom 8 місяців тому +9

    Thank you Lord for blessing this world with Tim Hawkins!

  • @commissardale
    @commissardale Місяць тому +4

    We had this on DVD, my dad lent it out. Eventually it showed back up, but man was this a bucket of laughs. And boy it still is!

  • @lisabuydos3848
    @lisabuydos3848 2 місяці тому +6

    Tim Hawkins is the best I have ever seen ! He is such an inspiration in our lives ❤️ Thank you Tim for all you do, have been enjoying you for years 😀

  • @anotherbelieveren8705
    @anotherbelieveren8705 6 місяців тому +9

    ✝️❤ Love this sir! The only "F" word used is Faith! All of those memories from childhood are real folks! We are all still here, watching and re-watching your anointed comedy! Keep up the great work!😂😂😂

  • @anthonyhaylock6655
    @anthonyhaylock6655 8 місяців тому +6

    Tim is a genius , these ditty’s and parody’s are amazing

  • @briarz101
    @briarz101 2 місяці тому +6

    Well I found a new favorite comic, now I need to find out if you can have a brain aneurism from laughing too much...possiblicly .... I'm OK now off to the next Tim Hawkins video. Great comedy, that's how it's done!

  • @John-mh6mi
    @John-mh6mi Місяць тому +5

    Your the best bro! Thank you for the positive vibes, need them especially today. God Bless.

  • @tebubba
    @tebubba 2 місяці тому +6

    Tim's "The Government Can" - parody of "The Candyman" was brilliant and spot on.

  • @maryboland5415
    @maryboland5415 6 місяців тому +5

    😅😅😅😅😅😅you r a riot I try not to miss any of your shows and then on UA-cam I can watch them over and over and over LOL

  • @LilacTheBunny
    @LilacTheBunny 2 місяці тому +9

    I got an add for chic fil a as soon as his love song for chic fil a ended 😭

  • @jademediacommunications
    @jademediacommunications 8 місяців тому +7

    Awesome.i love Tim Hawkins

  • @munnerlyn3
    @munnerlyn3 9 місяців тому +7

    Love Tim Hawkins clean comedy. He is very impressive and blessed. I am sure that being a Christian he faces demons all the time. But has the power to overcome them.

  • @elizabethfrazier9973
    @elizabethfrazier9973 5 місяців тому +5

    I am in love…Clean/ hilarious. Tim is a joy!

  • @KkBo15
    @KkBo15 8 місяців тому +11

    Funny, funny man! Clean and Christian!!

  • @samanthaskeoch3519
    @samanthaskeoch3519 4 місяці тому +6

    Praise God and Jesus for this man, absolutely love his material, just good clean comedy without any swearing or filth.

  • @Kodathedoge
    @Kodathedoge 6 місяців тому +8

    Cain and Abel is a perfect demonstration of brotherly love 👍

  • @tannercook8095
    @tannercook8095 6 місяців тому +5

    God bless You through and through Mr. Hawkins! Keep up the great fight and continue showing this world what it truly looks like to be a Christian!

  • @dwanemarsh4378
    @dwanemarsh4378 9 місяців тому +8

    The sad thing is, I can remember ALL of the candies he's talking about! Especially the wax bottles with some juice in it. Never new, still don't, what it actually is! Funny stuff we used to get for Halloween.

  • @beverlykrause7015
    @beverlykrause7015 8 місяців тому +7

    God blessed you with many talents. Love you and your show.

  • @surrenderdaily333
    @surrenderdaily333 7 місяців тому +15

    Back in my day you stepped on metal jacks.

    • @user-ny3ww9cw2g
      @user-ny3ww9cw2g 7 місяців тому +3

      I didn't even remember that till you mentioned it... 😂

    • @anuthabubba964
      @anuthabubba964 27 днів тому

      Who remembers 5 or 6 cent Cokes in green tinted glass bottles?

    • @anuthabubba964
      @anuthabubba964 27 днів тому

      You would put the coins in the machine, crank the small flat lever, open the small door and get your small (green tinted) glass bottle of Coke and open it on the machine!

  • @thomasroberts1635
    @thomasroberts1635 8 місяців тому +7

    KEEP IT UP BROTHER
    GOOD TIMES GREAT LAUGHTER ROLLED THE WHOLE TIME !!!

  • @nanaman
    @nanaman 6 місяців тому +6

    Enlightened, Enriched and Educated by your Christian wit and wisdom thank you for the smile 😊

  • @2sam12_3nathan
    @2sam12_3nathan 9 місяців тому +7

    He's so funny God bless him❤❤

  • @doxiecracra4127
    @doxiecracra4127 4 місяці тому +5

    Thank you for these! When I am struggling mentally and emotionally, laughter is always helpful. And it’s nice finding clean comedy I can enjoy as a Godly woman.

  • @jtiahrt
    @jtiahrt 9 місяців тому +6

    Tim is amazing! So much fun. The govt song is so true 🇱🇷

  • @lyndaowen2154
    @lyndaowen2154 7 місяців тому +7

    Such a fantastic comedian

  • @themeek351
    @themeek351 9 місяців тому +4

    He is the funniest guy on Earth right now! Loved it!

  • @deanapark5695
    @deanapark5695 8 місяців тому +10

    The government song is SO right on!

  • @lottiecooper609
    @lottiecooper609 2 місяці тому +3

    God bless you Tim Hawkins!!! Thank you for making us feel better!!!

  • @anthonyschaeffer4755
    @anthonyschaeffer4755 6 місяців тому +8

    This was filmed at the Carson Four Rivers Center in my hometown of Paducah Kentucky.
    I love Tim’s comedy. He is clean and funny without being corny.

  • @oliviamoore6678
    @oliviamoore6678 7 місяців тому +10

    One talented man thank you for blessing me with laughter.

  • @tinacarson2312
    @tinacarson2312 9 місяців тому +7

    Oh my thank u Jesus 4 using available servant's 2 bring laughter 2 all people saved & not saved 2 use someone like Tim 2 bring so much Laughter
    We all need it. There's alot of hurting & broken people all around us.. so bro. Keep on keeping on 4 the Lord. .Do u post your events . Ever been 2 Texas around Dallas or ft. Worth. I've got a crowd that would come see u. May the Lod keep Blessing u & your family.. 😂

  • @nyadagause86
    @nyadagause86 8 місяців тому +7

    Your Awsome Tim Hawkins❤❤❤❤❤

  • @user-xg5fh7ke8v
    @user-xg5fh7ke8v 6 місяців тому +5

    I think I just pulled a muscle during the dog song. I want to hear the whole act, but I'm old. I could end up in physical therapy from this!

  • @stephanierake7605
    @stephanierake7605 8 місяців тому +6

    I absolutely love your comedy! I am always laughing!!! Thanks..

  • @Brokenandhealed
    @Brokenandhealed 4 місяці тому +5

    Love this guy ❤

  • @laurikapitzke1234
    @laurikapitzke1234 7 місяців тому +6

    Great new song!

  • @stephanieannstevens8131
    @stephanieannstevens8131 7 місяців тому +14

    His expressions remind me of Robin Williams A true natural talent multi faceted and just mesmorizing to watch entertaining so funny 😂😂

    • @PatiencesMom
      @PatiencesMom 7 місяців тому

      Pls don't insult Robbin!

    • @smidgentigre
      @smidgentigre 2 місяці тому

      That was my husband’s first thought! I absolutely love Robin Williams. My dad knew his dad. My dad said the senior Williams was even more funny than his son! 😂 I think RW would like the comparison.

    • @stephanieannstevens8131
      @stephanieannstevens8131 2 місяці тому

      @@smidgentigre I quite agree with your husband the man is phenomenal 😀❤️

  • @ritadelitta424
    @ritadelitta424 Місяць тому +4

    I love this guy❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @gte251
    @gte251 Місяць тому +2

    Tim You Are An Amazing Guitarist and singer!!!
    Love Your comedy !!!
    God Bless Your Journey Together

  • @maythao3977
    @maythao3977 5 місяців тому +4

    Love your clean comedy. God bless you with many more songs and performances to come!

  • @shonii119
    @shonii119 9 місяців тому +8

    he deserves a standing O.

  • @tabaxikhajit4541
    @tabaxikhajit4541 8 місяців тому +4

    My early memory of "I'm on Fire" is when it came on the radio in the church van on our way to a Habitat for Humanity trip. All the girls sang along, until our youth pastor figured out what the song was about and turned the radio off quick. I never saw his face turn so red. Poor guy. The rest of the trip was sans radio. Only Christian campfire songs. But it was great. I still turn off the radio when I'm driving sometimes and sing campfire songs.

  • @nancypryor9439
    @nancypryor9439 5 місяців тому +6

    Broke a small bone in the bottom of my foot stepping on a Lego. Ended up having surgery to remove the pieces of shattered bone. Precious memories….😅

  • @valor101arise
    @valor101arise 9 місяців тому +8

    The Govt Song and Rich Men North of Richmond need to go on tour....battle cry of the republic

  • @DevilaNicole
    @DevilaNicole 8 місяців тому +4

    I love you. I'm not long for this world, but I am so grateful for the laughs 😂 God bless

  • @awest4901
    @awest4901 9 місяців тому +5

    Ty for doing this one! 😊

  • @tasuda9786
    @tasuda9786 6 місяців тому +11

    Popcorn balls are 'the best'

    • @oldogre5999
      @oldogre5999 5 місяців тому

      I'm old enough to remember pulling Taffy!
      Popcorn Balls, Taffy, Candied Apples. Homemade chocolates, some Cherry covered ones, some with a Hazel nut in them some with that frosting type stuff that was green mint, red strawberry, brown root beer, orange orange and a few more I can't even remember. Home made Glass candy too (called Hard candy now) But the reason it was called glass candy is that it was melted sugar with the flavored oils mixed in then poured scalding hot into a cookie sheet and after it cooled you'd hit it with a meat tenderizer and it would shatter like glass! Oh and my favorite was hard maple candy! (We tapped around 2,000 trees for maple syrup... Back in the 50's up until the 80's it was all buckets! I actually cried with joy the year we started hanging up pipe!) But we all made our own candy and just about everything else.

  • @tammypierce4158
    @tammypierce4158 9 місяців тому +36

    You nailed the government song!

    • @caroliner2029
      @caroliner2029 9 місяців тому +2

      It could have been the Australian national anthem, it was so true to life with our current woke leftie/Greens/Labor government.
      They're flushing Australia down the toilet, but they just gave themselves eye watering pay rises.

    • @SenaMcMahon
      @SenaMcMahon 8 місяців тому

      This is a fan page! This isn’t him

  • @RobDina
    @RobDina 9 місяців тому +4

    I LOVE Tim Hawkins!!!

  • @hazelbullard205
    @hazelbullard205 21 годину тому +1

    I love Tim Hawkins, he’s hilarious!!

  • @My_Randee
    @My_Randee 3 місяці тому +6

    I love you Tim

  • @judyhalsell9510
    @judyhalsell9510 9 місяців тому +7

    Loved the government song . So true.

  • @wheeler56
    @wheeler56 7 місяців тому +4

    Amazing. So good. Amen🙏🏻🙏🏻

  • @jeffshull40
    @jeffshull40 2 місяці тому +6

    Love the Jesus Song Brother! 🙏🏻

  • @JeremyMallek
    @JeremyMallek 2 місяці тому +9

    Chickfila posted your song on their official UA-cam channel

  • @meanqkie2240
    @meanqkie2240 8 місяців тому +12

    Those of you who believe the Lego is the worst toy of pain have obviously never met Jacks! Not plastic, metal jacks!

    • @davidcantwell2489
      @davidcantwell2489 7 місяців тому

      Wait till your 5 year old discovers how to set mouse traps.

    • @sophiasmith8
      @sophiasmith8 7 місяців тому +2

      Hawkins would say, “That’s the worst.”

  • @gregjackson5454
    @gregjackson5454 5 місяців тому +4

    Man!, you are fun and funny!!👍👍👍😂😂

  • @ericjones6330
    @ericjones6330 9 місяців тому +1

    One of my favorite comedians. Thank you.

  • @ArleneF
    @ArleneF 9 місяців тому +2

    I absolutely love Tim Hawkins! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🥰👍

  • @darksonata4611
    @darksonata4611 Місяць тому +3

    Music and comedy god given talent

  • @robertkbrooks951
    @robertkbrooks951 9 місяців тому +5

    I am starting into stand up comedy and Getting good stuff for my act. Musician myself on several instruments, 65 years Old and the house is so full of Music stuff and a S-load of R/C Aircraft. Retired and was Friend of Jimmy Buffet . Keep up the Great Work.
    AKA "CAPTAIN MORGAN". Was a Fun Job. Arrgh.

  • @brisbanekilarny6212
    @brisbanekilarny6212 2 місяці тому +4

    The man is a great musician and could make some songs that would make it into most music genres. The first song would be a funny country music song for people to listen to and have a great laugh. Someone in Nashville should publish it.

  • @marytromp3440
    @marytromp3440 9 місяців тому +3

    Thank you so much for making me laugh. I truly believe you have a gift...not just one but many gifts. You brighten peoples days by making them laugh and you are very musically talented too. I love listening to you and watching your videos. Hopefully, one day you will come to northern Colorado and put on a show here. People here would love you! I love all your songs and I've shared them with so many people including my adult children.

  • @joymarie715
    @joymarie715 8 місяців тому +7

    Go be a Twinkie in a Ding Ding world…… This man is Brilliant 🙏🏻😂♥️

    • @davidappleby7214
      @davidappleby7214 7 місяців тому

      One of my all-time Tim Hawkins' lines!🤣

  • @dawnlapka3782
    @dawnlapka3782 9 місяців тому +2

    The Halloween part: he described many of my family memories! And since my step-dad's birthday is Halloween, he DOES get all the good candy AND a cake! 😂❤

  • @Aggressive_Toast13
    @Aggressive_Toast13 4 місяці тому +4

    *Makes a funny chorus with a kazoo*
    Audience: *Doesn't laugh hard*
    *SCREAMS AGGRESSIVLY INTO KAZOO WITH VILLIANOUS LAUGHTER*

  • @raychelmaclean1091
    @raychelmaclean1091 18 днів тому +1

    I’ve never heard of these guys before but I’m 100% a fan now!! Great song!

  • @nancymcdowell5331
    @nancymcdowell5331 9 місяців тому +2

    AMAZING!! Thank you , ❤❤❤❤

  • @marciaboone8085
    @marciaboone8085 7 місяців тому +5

    I just found you, & now I watch you every night before bed. You make my day! Please don't tell my husband how much I smile when I'm with. You're WONDERFUL!!

  • @samueldesir2886
    @samueldesir2886 6 місяців тому +6

    Love the Broke Wind Song😂😂😂😂

  • @Sheri77
    @Sheri77 19 днів тому

    Awesome Tim! Thanks so much❤

  • @manoahmakes
    @manoahmakes 6 місяців тому +5

    The third wheel song is one of the best

    • @manoahmakes
      @manoahmakes 6 місяців тому +1

      Nevermind the government one is the best

  • @awest4901
    @awest4901 9 місяців тому +6

    Good comedian 👏 🤣 😊

  • @NavyVetE5
    @NavyVetE5 2 місяці тому +1

    This was amazing!! Thank you for making me laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @robsmith8304
    @robsmith8304 7 місяців тому +5

    MORE COWBELL!!!! We need more Cowbell! lol

  • @daviscm100
    @daviscm100 8 місяців тому +9

    He's the Jim Carrie of Christian comedy. So many expressions the man has.

    • @ReneJustice-mb7hu
      @ReneJustice-mb7hu 7 місяців тому

      Please do not compare Tim and Jim. I use to TOLERATE Jim Carey and one day I watched a PARODY of him portraying Mr. Fred Rogers as a PEDO!!!! I was floored! How dare he portray such a kind and wonderful man in that disgusting manner!?! The wonderful thing about Mr. Rogers…..he would have forgiven Jim and still love him no matter what. What a beautiful man! Tim Hawkins is nothing like Jim Carey.

    • @PatiencesMom
      @PatiencesMom 7 місяців тому

      Don't insult Jim!

    • @mariamirau8106
      @mariamirau8106 5 місяців тому +1

      How r u replying to every comment with hate
      Some patience mom u are​@@PatiencesMom

  • @MoStBlEsSeD
    @MoStBlEsSeD 3 місяці тому +2

    Thanks for sharing

  • @oldogre5999
    @oldogre5999 5 місяців тому +6

    Evidentially Mr. Hawkins has never stepped barefoot on a die-cast metal toy soldier aiming his gun.. but on it's side with the gun pointing straight up! You'll do a little yelping when that gun barrel gets driven right into the sole of your foot clean up to the little soldiers elbow ! I actually had one of those guns break clean off down INSIDE the sole of my foot one time!

    • @jenr2180
      @jenr2180 5 місяців тому +1

      😮😮😅😅

  • @elizabethfrazier9973
    @elizabethfrazier9973 7 місяців тому +5

    Lego’s ‘ why am I talking India’ 🤣😅🥹

  • @nataliegist2014
    @nataliegist2014 5 місяців тому +5

    All’s you need is meat to eat eggs, beef, butter, and bacon. Cures everything

  • @coyotebrotherlane6624
    @coyotebrotherlane6624 9 місяців тому +2

    Absolutely LOVE Tim 😂

  • @flossiemae927
    @flossiemae927 9 місяців тому +4

    I remember the bug truck! We used to run into the smoke, too!

  • @enochgoodfellow8972
    @enochgoodfellow8972 2 місяці тому +2

    Amazing!

  • @laurabragg5089
    @laurabragg5089 7 місяців тому +6

    😂 i too have voice talent tim and ADHD I'm glad you found solace in knowing about jesus😊

  • @ct580
    @ct580 8 місяців тому +3

    Wonderful

  • @joshmartinson8693
    @joshmartinson8693 9 місяців тому +4

    I'm watching this now again because the Government song got featured on iFunny.