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  • @alphajay819
    @alphajay819 4 роки тому +2359

    I feel like some of the jokes aren’t that bad, but then the “Savage!” Or “I laughed too hard at this” just make me wanna commit step on lego

    • @Dee-sj4jt
      @Dee-sj4jt 4 роки тому +111

      I have stepped on SO many Legos that they no longer hurt, and therefore the threat "go step on a Lego" has no effect on me. :')

    • @fatpurp4041
      @fatpurp4041 4 роки тому +116

      @@Dee-sj4jt you have completed you iron feet training

    • @Dee-sj4jt
      @Dee-sj4jt 4 роки тому +43

      @@fatpurp4041 I'm pretty sure I just lost all the nerves in my feet XD

    • @apenasmaisumdiogo.7115
      @apenasmaisumdiogo.7115 4 роки тому +24

      r/comedyhomicidal

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 4 роки тому +7

      Gia Prasad I wanna commit toaster bath

  • @BitcoinJake09
    @BitcoinJake09 5 років тому +1863

    There was an entire simpsons episode dedicated to homer getting high and smoking weed...

    • @thehiddenninja3428
      @thehiddenninja3428 5 років тому +54

      Purely for medicinal purposes, of course

    • @grilledtoast2538
      @grilledtoast2538 5 років тому +36

      I was about to comment that. He's gonna flip shit when he sees the episode though. Also there's 2 episodes. The one where he actually got it from the doctor and the one where he's old and smokes at a party. Causing him to flip twice the shit.

    • @TheMadTatter
      @TheMadTatter 5 років тому +10

      Yup "Weekend at Burnsies" is the episode

    • @jdiabla1317
      @jdiabla1317 5 років тому +3

      Theres the future episode where he smokes with bart too.

    • @SANS-qd9rq
      @SANS-qd9rq 5 років тому +1

      m.ua-cam.com/video/OsqX8TQQyEY/v-deo.html this is it

  • @maxbrown8109
    @maxbrown8109 5 років тому +562

    Person: *posts innocent joke that isn't sarcasm or a popular meme format*
    The internet: r/cOmEdYcEmEtArY

    • @autismo721
      @autismo721 5 років тому +43

      That's just the entirety of reddit.

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 5 років тому +2

      Can see it.

    • @DeltaMetroid1
      @DeltaMetroid1 5 років тому +18

      Joke: Has a subjective joke that requires a preference to enjoy.
      Reddit: R/COMEDYCEMETARY REEE

    • @lobsters12111
      @lobsters12111 5 років тому +2

      @@DeltaMetroid1 is there a joke that doesnt require preference...?

    • @nicoledoubleyou
      @nicoledoubleyou 5 років тому +12

      @@DeltaMetroid1 the irony is that reddit is the Internet's comedy cemetery.

  • @manipuleggtion
    @manipuleggtion 3 роки тому +736

    I’ve gained the ability to differentiate the voices of EmKay's hosts and yet still get every single one of them wrong

  • @Budder_Prin5e
    @Budder_Prin5e 5 років тому +4032

    Sometimes I watch these and think "why would anyone think this is funny?"
    Then I remember that I laugh at fricking "cornn flaek"

  • @hiimcrazyfordrwho
    @hiimcrazyfordrwho 5 років тому +1001

    Those flashes at 12:19 had me thinking my phone screen broke.

    • @dyskilz
      @dyskilz 5 років тому +7

      Csaba Benák you didn’t think to rewind the video and see that it was the video not your phone? Stupid ass

    • @user-kv7pr7xs6k
      @user-kv7pr7xs6k 5 років тому +26

      same i was scared for a sec until i minimized the screen..

    • @bruh-fw5ck
      @bruh-fw5ck 5 років тому +6

      KT same fucking thing!!!!

    • @Yes-wy3xp
      @Yes-wy3xp 5 років тому +30

      @@dyskilz yo calm down

    • @malinky8507
      @malinky8507 5 років тому +9

      Ok, so I’m not the only one thank god

  • @whatwasmychannelsnameagain2176
    @whatwasmychannelsnameagain2176 5 років тому +571

    Phone bad
    Book good
    Boomers; humanity restored

    • @dianak8656
      @dianak8656 5 років тому +14

      Take a free book, sell it, wi-fi goes through walls, pirate the book, make an unfunny comment, mission accomplished

    • @whatwasmychannelsnameagain2176
      @whatwasmychannelsnameagain2176 5 років тому +5

      @@dianak8656 this sounds like a greentext

    • @amiminia
      @amiminia 5 років тому +3

      Hotel: Trivago

    • @atharvabhambure5564
      @atharvabhambure5564 5 років тому

      Softey damn it!

    • @jberrethful
      @jberrethful 5 років тому +1

      You've been invaded by b4by b00m3r 101

  • @yorangey_LOC
    @yorangey_LOC 3 роки тому +565

    Facts: most jokes here are funny but are either ruined by boomer jokes or dead 2000s memes

  • @spaghettiinabucket
    @spaghettiinabucket 4 роки тому +1459

    just realised that boomers who go "haha phone bad book good" also use phone for hours and rarely read a book. even us gamers sometimes do books

  • @ravenclawesome9093
    @ravenclawesome9093 5 років тому +596

    11:35
    Okay, the person that made this literally just stole the whole thing word for word from Tumblr.

  • @gummibear3605
    @gummibear3605 4 роки тому +272

    7:18
    I don't think Homer would smoke weed
    Homer: *has a whole episode where he smoked weed for his eye and protested to keep weed legal*

  • @carmenhuyser808
    @carmenhuyser808 3 роки тому +75

    Damien=most contagious laugh ever. I'm wheezing from the hilarity and people are staring at me. Worth it.

  • @UnkleSanik
    @UnkleSanik 4 роки тому +359

    How to be a fresh and relatable Facebook memer:
    > Use impact font
    > Old stock photos
    > Cringe comedy
    > Boomer humor

  • @blast6616
    @blast6616 4 роки тому +2028

    This ain't r/ComedyCemetery this is just facebook humor in a nutshell.

  • @Sneaky_Steak
    @Sneaky_Steak 4 роки тому +700

    “Phone bad book good”
    Lemme just read a book ON my phone.

    • @smatzuu
      @smatzuu 4 роки тому +14

      *illuminati theme kicks in*

    • @rlvampiregirl
      @rlvampiregirl 4 роки тому +8

      That’s what I do -

    • @fatpurp4041
      @fatpurp4041 4 роки тому +1

      And some are free like manga plus all the mangas there are free and that app is by shuesia so no copyright

    • @christofera.amadeus8704
      @christofera.amadeus8704 4 роки тому +7

      Boomers: confused screaming*

    • @t0by_is_the_best
      @t0by_is_the_best 4 роки тому

      I liked the last one best

  • @stratisgeorgilis7703
    @stratisgeorgilis7703 2 роки тому +36

    4:12
    I wasn’t really paying attention, took a swig of water, looked at the dad in the last frame, heard Damien, and water flew out my nose

  • @criminalelement8818
    @criminalelement8818 5 років тому +237

    My grandmother died from stage 3 lung cancer
    SAVAGE! 😂

  • @hughneutron8620
    @hughneutron8620 4 роки тому +5311

    Captain, I'm reading high levels of *Boomer Humour.*

    • @Bob-bs5ml
      @Bob-bs5ml 4 роки тому +74

      Captain, the boomer meme doesnt is funny

    • @tlpgames7030
      @tlpgames7030 4 роки тому +35

      We all make sacrifices in the heat of passion, Jimbo

    • @user-cs2se7os6z
      @user-cs2se7os6z 4 роки тому +23

      Lol, the replies are full of boomers.

    • @Furina_Main15
      @Furina_Main15 4 роки тому +3

      CHEF

    • @sirenhead9086
      @sirenhead9086 4 роки тому +5

      MASON WHERE IS THE SODA FUEL

  • @meeko1
    @meeko1 4 роки тому +2733

    The video:
    Ignore for Fortnite
    Like for Minecraft
    Me: Share for Wii

    • @clonefighter1996
      @clonefighter1996 4 роки тому +33

      Me: Repost for Snake Game

    • @minuslevelnoob5393
      @minuslevelnoob5393 4 роки тому +13

      ROBLOX

    • @beastseltoxic1905
      @beastseltoxic1905 4 роки тому +16

      Roblox can suck a male body part! *insert middle finger*

    • @kallmekatt_318
      @kallmekatt_318 4 роки тому +21

      Roblox is a ton of bootlegs inside a bootleg

    • @FireBlaze-kk1ls
      @FireBlaze-kk1ls 4 роки тому +9

      Kitty 7098 at least some of these bootlegs have actual *_effort_* put into them
      What I think you’re talking about is the obbies

  • @Chaotic_Hollow
    @Chaotic_Hollow 3 роки тому +181

    When your candy gets stuck and doesn't fall:
    V *end* ing *m* achin *e*

  • @alifkhairulfallah1851
    @alifkhairulfallah1851 4 роки тому +502

    Plot twist: that free wifi is actually giving people free router

    • @cr4zypeopl3
      @cr4zypeopl3 4 роки тому +5

      “Is that a router?”

    • @mythrilchromee1379
      @mythrilchromee1379 4 роки тому +2

      Plot twist: The routers wifi is only at 1 bar

    • @bluestrandofhair
      @bluestrandofhair 3 роки тому

      I’d go to books so i can read while listening to music

    • @KrispyAim
      @KrispyAim 3 роки тому

      Plot twist: those people don’t have electricity to run wifi

    • @444.eunjii
      @444.eunjii 3 роки тому

      @@bluestrandofhair how do u do shorts lol

  • @paradox9652
    @paradox9652 5 років тому +122

    When you chuckle during 0.0000000738482847288374
    seconds of r/comedycemetery:
    *I have sinned*

    • @MsKimba18
      @MsKimba18 5 років тому +2

      Looping_Paradox you got hearted congratulations

    • @paradox9652
      @paradox9652 5 років тому +5

      @@MsKimba18 I know, I screenshotted it just in case he un hearted it. Thanks for the congratulation! And I also agree with that name a ton.

  • @rhinogamer1076
    @rhinogamer1076 4 роки тому +1517

    The fact that I actually laughed at some of these makes me scared

    • @LittleIcarus
      @LittleIcarus 4 роки тому +29

      I laughed at the Tom Holland one

    • @reizylcavero7221
      @reizylcavero7221 3 роки тому +9

      You shouldnt be i am here (:

    • @ToastMan-es5jp
      @ToastMan-es5jp 3 роки тому +27

      *Your getting older and are acceding into old people facebook humor*

    • @raymondthecartoonenjoyer4803
      @raymondthecartoonenjoyer4803 3 роки тому +42

      Sometimes jokes are ao bad, they're funny

    • @xuphy9503
      @xuphy9503 3 роки тому +10

      @@LittleIcarus same, only because Damien made me laugh

  • @gigizard1343
    @gigizard1343 3 роки тому +116

    you know free wifi over free books is actually reasonable cuz you can read books online and do many other things

    • @hell594
      @hell594 3 роки тому +6

      Is it really that important to choose? Can't I just read a free book and then use the free wifi?

    • @leonardosanchezaguirre2459
      @leonardosanchezaguirre2459 3 роки тому +1

      @@hell594 ~what everyone thought at some point

    • @arandomchannel1106
      @arandomchannel1106 3 роки тому +2

      Go to the free book room then connect to the WiFi

    • @Cheerybelle
      @Cheerybelle 3 роки тому +1

      I dunno; if I heard "free books", I would be interested because I keep the books.
      You can't keep the WiFi. Generally.
      If they were giving out free modems, routers, and internet service data/time, then, yeah, I feel like everyone and their dog would be going there, but, y'know, that's something else entirely.
      But yeah, ah, free public WiFi is only really worthwhile if it's your only feasible choice, anyway.
      Also, not all books are available on the internet.
      And paper books remain functional when ones ISP shits the bed.
      And paper books smell nice.
      ...
      I don't actually read books, like, ever.
      I'm always on my computer on the internet. Or on my phone on data.
      Books are just inefficient nowadays.
      I don't actually even like books much at all, come to think of it.
      I guess I just like the hypothetical concept of books.
      🚝

    • @Cheerybelle
      @Cheerybelle 3 роки тому

      ​@pan man
      That was the tl;dr.
      There used to be an extra paragraph and a half, but I condensed it down.
      Heck, it's pretty short compared to a lot of my comments/replies.

  • @BlueSkidoo13
    @BlueSkidoo13 5 років тому +528

    “Peter Parker.”
    “Who’s that?”
    Are we operating in a timeline where people aren’t familiar with Peter Parker? Lmao

  • @symphonious9346
    @symphonious9346 4 роки тому +983

    "when you drove your pie to school and put your kids in the oven"
    No worries they taste the same.

  • @TheeNero
    @TheeNero 5 років тому +802

    Welcome to my TED talk i just want to reveal that:
    Phone Bad

    • @ethandickie
      @ethandickie 5 років тому +8

      Book good

    • @TheeNero
      @TheeNero 5 років тому +5

      @CampyStudios CampyStudios
      Moody Blues from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, really cool anime

    • @TheeNero
      @TheeNero 5 років тому +3

      @CampyStudios CampyStudios
      WAIT!
      The anime is divided in 5 parts, i suggest watching from part 1 onwards so you don't get confused

    • @TheeNero
      @TheeNero 5 років тому +1

      @CampyStudios CampyStudios
      c:

    • @usedplaystation3camera619
      @usedplaystation3camera619 5 років тому

      @@TheeNero *i wont watch jojos*

  • @l.h7001
    @l.h7001 3 роки тому +43

    8:48 I used to play on 11 FPS if that counts

  • @arsony1775
    @arsony1775 4 роки тому +197

    3:57 i threw a stone at my lion and killed it, does that mean its nonbinary

  • @eagletgriff
    @eagletgriff 5 років тому +451

    Nintendo: We present you the new gaming console....
    _SMES_

    • @GVM69
      @GVM69 5 років тому +7

      How i pronouce SMES
      Yes send me sans

    • @polygonplus9999
      @polygonplus9999 5 років тому +3

      チンチョンゲーマー No it’s Super Mintendo Entertainment System

    • @polygonplus9999
      @polygonplus9999 5 років тому

      チンチョンゲーマー It’s just a joke

    • @polygonplus9999
      @polygonplus9999 5 років тому +1

      How about Super Meme Entertainment System?

    • @matheuspinheiro4796
      @matheuspinheiro4796 5 років тому +1

      @WildMatthew98 super memeulous entertainment system

  • @ZombieFighter95
    @ZombieFighter95 5 років тому +386

    Wait, a bunch of these are definitely Comedy Heaven.

  • @ProjectLethargic
    @ProjectLethargic 3 роки тому +10

    3:33 I forgot about the meme and just laughed at the adorable cat batman

  • @russiansenpai3075
    @russiansenpai3075 5 років тому +4487

    This video makes me wanna commit sleep in nether

  • @worshipper314
    @worshipper314 4 роки тому +490

    I like how the boomers say "Phone Bad, Book Good" when in reality the boomers didnt post the boomer meme using a book but using a phone

  • @NEONGAMING90
    @NEONGAMING90 5 років тому +380

    I'd go to the free books so I can sell those books and get my own WiFi.

  • @Ravens_4life
    @Ravens_4life 3 роки тому +7

    Teacher: why are you laughing
    Me: nothing
    Also me: trumptanic

  • @emmaluck6409
    @emmaluck6409 4 роки тому +117

    A British bee
    Me: sees the bee
    Also me: wait a minute that’s a wasp

    • @FilmDragons
      @FilmDragons 4 роки тому +3

      Yep. People just don't care enough to even check that, but when I called a corgi a dashound, people got real pissed.

  • @Foxyct0
    @Foxyct0 4 роки тому +270

    “Select body type and voice”
    That one person:*makes a character, girl, man voice”

    • @StarlightTheIdiot
      @StarlightTheIdiot 4 роки тому +13

      Me and my brother would do that.

    • @jahoto818
      @jahoto818 4 роки тому +7

      sounds like something I would do to make my character as ugly and weird as possible

    • @StarlightTheIdiot
      @StarlightTheIdiot 4 роки тому +3

      @@jahoto818 I'd do it just to weird out and confuse people

    • @creativename773
      @creativename773 4 роки тому +1

      The character: *sad character sounds*

    • @notytyukki329
      @notytyukki329 3 роки тому +1

      It's a trap

  • @lethithanhhuyen6853
    @lethithanhhuyen6853 4 роки тому +641

    people go to the free wifi room is because the free books room doesn’t have the books they need so they read it online
    and that’s a fact.

    • @ilikememes9234
      @ilikememes9234 4 роки тому +8

      Smort

    • @smd563
      @smd563 4 роки тому +4

      Think you just skipped school honestly cuz your stupid. That's a fact!

    • @Harpmantheman
      @Harpmantheman 4 роки тому +6

      Joao Antonio Tendolo that’s a fact, and that’s a fact!

    • @solace9245
      @solace9245 4 роки тому +3

      Joao Antonio Tendolo that’s a fact because it’s true

    • @Netherwolf6100
      @Netherwolf6100 4 роки тому +5

      If the free book was the complete Calvin and Hobbes series or Captain Underpants or every manga currently available, hell freaking yeah!

  • @TheSilverCanine_R3D-H
    @TheSilverCanine_R3D-H 3 роки тому +31

    12:19 the crash was so intense that the screen itself began to glitch

  • @chickeyy1792
    @chickeyy1792 5 років тому +2320

    Nobody who commented yet has watched the entire video but that's also fine.

    • @lemonberry6526
      @lemonberry6526 5 років тому +12

      Me just started le vid

    • @jamespolland958
      @jamespolland958 5 років тому +10

      Me just started le vid

    • @Bawk-zp6nu
      @Bawk-zp6nu 5 років тому +9

      Me just started le vid

    • @josueveguilla9069
      @josueveguilla9069 5 років тому +1

      Nice one🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @thatoneawkwardpersoninyour1358
      @thatoneawkwardpersoninyour1358 5 років тому +8

      Me just started le vid

  • @L00PdeL00P
    @L00PdeL00P 5 років тому +435

    Some of these actually made me laugh, sue me. Behind most of these is somebody who wanted to make you laugh

    • @jestersudz6085
      @jestersudz6085 5 років тому +8

      they need to try better

    • @L00PdeL00P
      @L00PdeL00P 5 років тому +10

      saliorseal
      How about you appreciate the thought of somebody trying to make your day better

    • @jestersudz6085
      @jestersudz6085 5 років тому +7

      @@L00PdeL00P dude i was being sarcastic lol

    • @L00PdeL00P
      @L00PdeL00P 5 років тому +16

      saliorseal
      Oh it’s hard to tell sometimes through text
      🇰🇵👍

    • @mikaela2203
      @mikaela2203 5 років тому

      saliorseal ‘
      was lli

  • @AxKITA
    @AxKITA 5 років тому +285

    12:20 is it just me or is the video uhh little glitchy?

  • @alidouglas5574
    @alidouglas5574 3 роки тому +10

    2:56 Love the MAD Magazine shoutout!

  • @TcourtneysBIGGESTfan
    @TcourtneysBIGGESTfan 4 роки тому +659

    "when you drove your pie to school and put your kids in the oven"
    "Relatable"
    Wait,what

    • @cne1976
      @cne1976 4 роки тому +3

      “Schoo land”

    • @SnorlaxWhisperer
      @SnorlaxWhisperer 4 роки тому +1

      You should change your name. You have 100 more than your goal

    • @That1CoffeeAddict
      @That1CoffeeAddict 4 роки тому +1

      IM AT SCHOOL NOW THX

    • @tentilol
      @tentilol 4 роки тому +3

      mmm yes i too drive a pie to school and bake my kids

    • @clintrichor2127
      @clintrichor2127 4 роки тому +5

      @@tentilol Ah yes, I also feed them laundry detergent for lunch later in school.

  • @sunnydani56
    @sunnydani56 4 роки тому +279

    I asked google “why are there unicorns in my kitchen" google asked me my address

    • @mrdoge1671
      @mrdoge1671 4 роки тому

      suhaib azhar ps you don’t spell google goggle you 8 year old

    • @iBlaze69
      @iBlaze69 4 роки тому +1

      how old are you?

    • @sunnydani56
      @sunnydani56 4 роки тому +1

      @@mrdoge1671 sorry

    • @sunnydani56
      @sunnydani56 4 роки тому

      @@iBlaze69 10

    • @iBlaze69
      @iBlaze69 4 роки тому +2

      i cant lie am 10 same

  • @boltrxyt
    @boltrxyt 4 роки тому +2539

    Boomers be like: “i used a book to call people”

    • @NOVARailandWeatherEnthusiast
      @NOVARailandWeatherEnthusiast 4 роки тому +31

      Ryyuu it’s called a phone book ya zoomer. This generation is really dumb. It’s all due to new technology making them lazier.

    • @boltrxyt
      @boltrxyt 4 роки тому +54

      Ok boomer 👌

    • @NOVARailandWeatherEnthusiast
      @NOVARailandWeatherEnthusiast 4 роки тому +12

      Ryyuu what is this ok boomer trend? It offends me to be honest. This is why technology is ruining our youth.

    • @boltrxyt
      @boltrxyt 4 роки тому +46

      Uhhhh need help here..boomer is on the loose

    • @NOVARailandWeatherEnthusiast
      @NOVARailandWeatherEnthusiast 4 роки тому +4

      Ryyuu ?

  • @Totallyamayonnaisejar
    @Totallyamayonnaisejar 3 роки тому +4

    9:56 I know it, a Chernobylified deer

  • @hi-kw6nk
    @hi-kw6nk 4 роки тому +128

    0:00 im so stupid, that joke took me 15 seconds to get it.

    • @meibr1647
      @meibr1647 3 роки тому +2

      Oh lol

    • @syntax6029
      @syntax6029 3 роки тому +2

      yeah
      what does that joke means
      i don't get it

    • @exoevo8555
      @exoevo8555 3 роки тому +2

      @@syntax6029 British Bee and US Bee

    • @Floonter
      @Floonter 3 роки тому +2

      @@exoevo8555 like USB

    • @Banana-uc9qp
      @Banana-uc9qp 3 роки тому +1

      I mean, if u didnt get the joke ever I would r/wooosh you

  • @batgh0ul
    @batgh0ul 4 роки тому +402

    "PHONE BAD BOOK GOOD"
    Kindle:
    **existential crisis**

    • @braxtontabor4819
      @braxtontabor4819 4 роки тому +1

      Zander Franks do this 😂

    • @batgh0ul
      @batgh0ul 4 роки тому +1

      @Zander Franks Wait how :0

    • @Dinostar4
      @Dinostar4 4 роки тому

      Poor kindle

    • @EEXPERIENDESCOOLEDICE
      @EEXPERIENDESCOOLEDICE 4 роки тому

      Zander Franks kindle is where you read books... how the frick do you watch vids on kindle

    • @honeygdballs
      @honeygdballs 4 роки тому +2

      Audible.com:
      **internal screaming**

  • @7deng
    @7deng 5 років тому +343

    Please do cursed comments. They make me laugh so bad
    Edit: My request has been fulfilled

  • @viciousbee9151
    @viciousbee9151 3 роки тому +9

    “I’m called a Stan”
    Pakistan: Oh shhhhhhyat

  • @popcornegg4405
    @popcornegg4405 4 роки тому +59

    “What is the animal that has 4 legs, and when he crosses a street he has 2 legs, and when he goes back, he has 5 legs”
    I would’ve emotionlessly said “a kid from Hiroshima”

    • @puppet5225
      @puppet5225 4 роки тому +2

      A Chernobyl Animal after going there for 1 Second?

    • @cryptical3236
      @cryptical3236 4 роки тому

      Wolverine.

  • @Casperlasperdasper.
    @Casperlasperdasper. 5 років тому +1817

    My favorites:
    Mango
    Mangoing
    Mangoing
    Mangoing
    *MANGONE*
    Edit: Woah almost 2k W o a h.

  • @SnowieCandy
    @SnowieCandy 5 років тому +93

    0:01 The funny thing is that it's not a bee it's a wasp

    • @f.b.i9305
      @f.b.i9305 5 років тому +4

      Its flying Devil

    • @deadretard3050
      @deadretard3050 5 років тому +4

      Bruh bruh that's a yellow and black grasshopper with wings

    • @coreyyamaguchi8787
      @coreyyamaguchi8787 5 років тому +3

      Haha that make me go big funny haha

  • @hiroto5095
    @hiroto5095 3 роки тому +8

    6:27 What if a kid likes books? I mean, there might be comics in there.

  • @h3fg
    @h3fg 4 роки тому +26

    4:04 "I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, so therefore, I am perfect."

  • @luveracka5591
    @luveracka5591 5 років тому +150

    Damien: Homer doesn’t smoke weed.
    He smoked weed because of his eye hurt

  • @imshatman7673
    @imshatman7673 5 років тому +463

    If EA Sports™ owned Area 51
    ArEA 51: Alien DLC for 60$ ?

    • @DizzyOnIce
      @DizzyOnIce 5 років тому +9

      To rush area 51 $420
      Too late to back out now that'll be $42

    • @kylebooface6359
      @kylebooface6359 5 років тому +9

      Me: *gets shot by a guard*
      EA: you died... REVIVE FOR 99.99

    • @imshatman7673
      @imshatman7673 5 років тому +1

      @@kylebooface6359 dude, that's even worse than teachers saying you can't use I or The end in a essay

    • @smeeessh
      @smeeessh 5 років тому

      The raid starts but at the gate, the guards stop them and say “pay us 100 and get 10 dice. Roll all sixes and get a glimpse of the aliens”

    • @kylebooface6359
      @kylebooface6359 5 років тому +1

      random default I’ve got worse
      Me: (tries to crack open shackle locks on alien)
      Allozar (the alien): it’s not working... do you have a axe or something
      Me: no it’s too expensive and not worth my time
      EA: ITS NOT THAT EXPENSIVE ITS JUST 70.99
      allozar: that’s a decent pri-
      EA: ITS IN A LOOT BOX!!!
      Allozar: (angered kalaziare noises)

  • @gonkus642
    @gonkus642 2 роки тому +9

    10:55 this is probably made by a boomer whose opinions are very outdated

  • @contrafell3969
    @contrafell3969 4 роки тому +301

    Boomer comic:
    Father: "I hate my wife"
    Mother: "IM A DEMOCRAT!"
    Father: "thats why"
    Kid: "Father, i cannot use this book as i would normaly would use a phone. The joke here is that Millenials use their phones and old people (also known as "Baby Boomers" or just "Boomers") know that some Millenials dont know how to use things from the past, so they make this "Fact" over the Top for comics (Or also known as "Boomer Comics") This is unfunny but for some reason Boomers find this statement funny so its used in a lot of Boomer comics"

    • @f1shy984
      @f1shy984 3 роки тому

      Wow I read it *nice*

    • @hashimmooraj6239
      @hashimmooraj6239 3 роки тому +1

      Wow...

    • @arthursaraiva4999
      @arthursaraiva4999 3 роки тому

      Im too lazy to read it

    • @hashimmooraj6239
      @hashimmooraj6239 3 роки тому +8

      @@arthursaraiva4999 No worries, it says:
      Father: "I hate my wife"
      Mother: "IM A DEMOCRAT!"
      Father: "thats why"
      Kid: "Father, i cannot use this book as i would normaly would use a phone. The joke here is that Millenials use their phones and old people (also known as "Baby Boomers" or just "Boomers") know that some Millenials dont know how to use things from the past, so they make this "Fact" over the Top for comics (Or also known as "Boomer Comics") This is unfunny but for some reason Boomers find this statement funny so its used in a lot of Boomer comics"

    • @fribigy47
      @fribigy47 3 роки тому

      Democrat

  • @skaithespirit1184
    @skaithespirit1184 5 років тому +156

    Putting a crying emoji in literally any meme is like the reverse Midas' Touch.
    It instantly makes any meme unfunny.

    • @coolsplooge4355
      @coolsplooge4355 5 років тому +8

      Except deepfried memes

    • @justsomerobloxvids1791
      @justsomerobloxvids1791 5 років тому +5

      @@coolsplooge4355 it makes it better in deep fried memes
      like salt on apples

    • @antovasist5004
      @antovasist5004 4 роки тому

      😂😂u r very funny😂😂😂😂

    • @lovax9977
      @lovax9977 4 роки тому +2

      What looks the most funny
      i ate my dog
      i ate my dog 😂
      yes the first one of course

    • @KiwiBurd
      @KiwiBurd 4 роки тому +2

      Unless it's deep fried

  • @sirankleknocker3122
    @sirankleknocker3122 4 роки тому +95

    “We have no jobs, no hope, blah blah”
    My classmate named hope: *_are you sure about that?_*

    • @demonartsowo4640
      @demonartsowo4640 4 роки тому +2

      Naegi Mokoto (danganronpa) wants to know your location

    • @lemongirl1239
      @lemongirl1239 4 роки тому

      Me: *is the floor here made out of floor?*
      One of my middle names is faith

  • @K1ttyK1t_
    @K1ttyK1t_ 3 роки тому +7

    Comedy cemetery is we’re old memes go to die, comedy heaven is where old memes go to live and be funny again

  • @RandomPerson-rt3sz
    @RandomPerson-rt3sz 4 роки тому +175

    Plot Twist:
    There Was Wifi in the Other Room,

    • @swedewtf
      @swedewtf 4 роки тому +2

      Just use the wifi through the wall

    • @garfeltrealtbh
      @garfeltrealtbh 4 роки тому +1

      That’s what he goddamn said at the start of that part

    • @serv3534
      @serv3534 4 роки тому

      outstanding move

  • @eriksmith3089
    @eriksmith3089 5 років тому +91

    4:33 I dout anyone cares, but fun fact! mosquitoes have been shown to prefer some blood types over other

    • @wornstrat5517
      @wornstrat5517 5 років тому +1

      Everyone knows that you libtard.

    • @witheredtoashes9148
      @witheredtoashes9148 5 років тому +9

      I like pizza, No, not many people do. But Guard, It's a cool fact! Thanks for telling me!

    • @eriksmith3089
      @eriksmith3089 5 років тому +2

      Thanks

    • @witheredtoashes9148
      @witheredtoashes9148 5 років тому +2

      Whiterun Guard No problem stranger.

    • @paradox9652
      @paradox9652 5 років тому +7

      @@wornstrat5517 I'm getting the *"I'm the 12 year old on call of duty who said his dad owns Microsoft"* vibe from you

  • @Industry-insider
    @Industry-insider 5 років тому +557

    I’m guessing he ain’t seen the Simpsons episode where homer got a weed card

    • @66666Ray
      @66666Ray 5 років тому +15

      Or the one where it showed Bart getting older and homer smoked a bong (several times )

    • @AniSky759
      @AniSky759 5 років тому

      Sounds like it would have been a more recent episode, so I can understand why he hadn't seen it.

    • @imaaronnotyou3887
      @imaaronnotyou3887 5 років тому

      YOU FRICKEN BEAT ME TO IT+

    • @Industry-insider
      @Industry-insider 5 років тому

      Jake The Rake haha no karma for you oh wait

  • @A-Dino-Named-Mennany
    @A-Dino-Named-Mennany 3 роки тому +6

    12:56 Hah, jokes on you memer, there's a third MCU Spider-Man movie coming!

  • @tentimes10x_
    @tentimes10x_ 5 років тому +116

    8:01 guess who has this picture or something with the same words as this in one of the science class rooms.....
    Yay.........

    • @maddysstreamstorage2812
      @maddysstreamstorage2812 5 років тому +3

      Mine does too.

    • @Cinnaschticks
      @Cinnaschticks 5 років тому +1

      oh no.

    • @tentimes10x_
      @tentimes10x_ 5 років тому

      Juice Is Lit I just did it for a little bit and I can already see it .-.
      I feel disappointed already for having that in a SECONDARY school not a primary, a secondary school. Where people from 11 - 18 go to learn.

  • @steamyhomo1731
    @steamyhomo1731 5 років тому +108

    2:49 that is a Comic strip from a german magazine called „MAD“

    • @Bluey
      @Bluey 5 років тому +1

      i never knew it was german

  • @ginganinja8399
    @ginganinja8399 4 роки тому +151

    12:20 thought my screen was messed up😂

  • @Chara_the_god
    @Chara_the_god 2 роки тому +18

    Grab every single book that's in there. Start selling them for 5 bucks a piece. Boom, instant capitalism.

  • @elqueexiste5434
    @elqueexiste5434 5 років тому +132

    Honest question: what's the difference between Comedyheaven and cemetery?

    • @corestro
      @corestro 5 років тому +72

      Comedyheaven has jokes so bad and old they're good.
      Comedycemetery has jokes so bad and old they're bad.

    • @chaoscorner1153
      @chaoscorner1153 5 років тому +3

      @@corestro this a mix of both since half of these memes are mainstream like the plane one
      I fucking deseased at the Spiderman contest one

    • @tracks6984
      @tracks6984 5 років тому +1

      el que existe alomost at 69 likes

  • @geekydonuts8354
    @geekydonuts8354 4 роки тому +191

    You can't forget that Homer Simpson made lean an the episode about The Simpsons in the future he was caught smoking teen Bart bong

  • @ParisIsABird
    @ParisIsABird 4 роки тому +679

    Nobody:
    Literally Nobody:
    Boomers: *_MINION_*

    • @DriftDesu_
      @DriftDesu_ 4 роки тому +2

      “Minions In background”
      Me and your husband are getting a divorce

    • @ImTyMac
      @ImTyMac 4 роки тому +3

      This comment is comedy cemetery

    • @n3onf0x
      @n3onf0x 4 роки тому +1

      Minion: exists
      Boomers: PRAIIIISE JESUS

    • @justjames391
      @justjames391 4 роки тому

      @@n3onf0x yeah.... r/bruhmoment

    • @ParisIsABird
      @ParisIsABird 4 роки тому

      ElectriX *_NOW ITS 667_*

  • @Fishian.
    @Fishian. 3 роки тому +5

    9:45
    Fun fact: Mr.bean has a higher iq than Einstein, Mr.bean has 178 iq while Einstein believed to had 160 iq

  • @robblequoffle8456
    @robblequoffle8456 5 років тому +46

    1:53 That's actually kind of funny, but the caption ruined it.

  • @funnybunny954
    @funnybunny954 4 роки тому +101

    American to North Korean: hey wanna hear a joke?
    North Korean: yea
    American: the internet
    North Korean: i don't get it...
    American: *exactly*

  • @margarettebandol9016
    @margarettebandol9016 4 роки тому +158

    Boomers: PHONE BAD BOOK GOOD
    Also Boomers: *spends 3 hrs scrolling through Facebook

    • @V0LCOM3
      @V0LCOM3 4 роки тому +1

      YES

    • @V0LCOM3
      @V0LCOM3 4 роки тому +1

      @Digital Gamer Again lol

    • @idhearheavn
      @idhearheavn 4 роки тому +5

      With a macBOOK

    • @LittleIcarus
      @LittleIcarus 4 роки тому +1

      Digital Gamer
      I am 14 and I spend obsessive amounts of time on words with friends ;-;

    • @_s_5713
      @_s_5713 4 роки тому +3

      Oh noes I ruined the 69 likes :(

  • @johntingler4649
    @johntingler4649 3 роки тому +4

    10:40 just ate this lmao

  • @xeonn2056
    @xeonn2056 4 роки тому +12

    Emkay: It's bad
    Also EmKay: Laughs intensifies

  • @maplenick420
    @maplenick420 4 роки тому +226

    at the beginning: "a british bee, and a US bee. not to be that one type of guy but... thats a charging cable, not a USB

    • @maplenick420
      @maplenick420 4 роки тому +8

      @Isaiah GamerTv geez, no need to go to the idiot ok?

    • @cyberashuto6123
      @cyberashuto6123 4 роки тому +2

      you belong in comedy cemetary

    • @p.oookie
      @p.oookie 4 роки тому +3

      It's a giraffe

    • @rubikssolving8924
      @rubikssolving8924 4 роки тому +2

      @@maplenick420 he meant both an USB and a charging cable. Merged it and said'usb cable'

    • @hikaru6765
      @hikaru6765 4 роки тому

      r/whoosh

  • @kisharheneeregencia9676
    @kisharheneeregencia9676 4 роки тому +66

    Teacher: Please don't talk while I'm teaching
    Me: Then don't teach while I'm talking
    *Gets expelled*
    Me: That turned out worse than I expected..

  • @shattersucks6270
    @shattersucks6270 3 роки тому +1

    13:16 Yes because cats definitely do not know what sex is.

  • @mayolover23
    @mayolover23 5 років тому +249

    Is it me or towards the end the video gets glitchy?

    • @gimmeyourkneecapsnow741
      @gimmeyourkneecapsnow741 5 років тому +11

      No I actually think it really gets glitchy

    • @fatecosmic923
      @fatecosmic923 5 років тому +25

      Okay good it's not my phone imploding

    • @mayolover23
      @mayolover23 5 років тому +1

      @@gimmeyourkneecapsnow741 ok thanks

    • @arthurkallinen
      @arthurkallinen 5 років тому +7

      I first thought I had broken my phone too. Rewind is an option to see ifbit is the ohone or the video luckily

    • @someoneyouonceknew7946
      @someoneyouonceknew7946 5 років тому

      yeah it does

  • @r0tten.b0y
    @r0tten.b0y 4 роки тому +1458

    These jokes are so unfunny, i physically coughed up my liver

    • @SoThatRandomDude
      @SoThatRandomDude 4 роки тому +49

      Hey at least it isn't a dry cough.

    • @jacklake7548
      @jacklake7548 4 роки тому +16

      May I have it?

    • @vynneeack4645
      @vynneeack4645 4 роки тому +5

      Na mom jokes are better than this

    • @garfeltrealtbh
      @garfeltrealtbh 4 роки тому +6

      Carrot Cake { rabbit } *they don’t exist*

    • @vynneeack4645
      @vynneeack4645 4 роки тому

      @@garfeltrealtbh yes they do my mom tells better jokes than this and i dont have a dad soooo

  • @hokage1997
    @hokage1997 5 років тому +23

    I love how half of these are 2013 memes that were found on ifunny. Guess that's why it's a comedy graveyard.

  • @Generic-Brand
    @Generic-Brand 3 роки тому +4

    3:25 - The guy on the left is eating chiken.
    But ye, in n owwwt gud. :)

  • @TheChill001
    @TheChill001 4 роки тому +71

    obviously the guy did not see that episode on bart's life: homer smoked his weed with wiggum

    • @Jammermaker
      @Jammermaker 4 роки тому

      I was literally just coming to comment that lmao

    • @damndaniel9837
      @damndaniel9837 4 роки тому +2

      you do realise there is an entire episode about homer getting prescription weed

  • @Bloodreign137
    @Bloodreign137 5 років тому +139

    It’s going to be a good video when Damien understands the first joke :D jk Damien love your laugh and commentary, makes my day

  • @leonardoresende3232
    @leonardoresende3232 5 років тому +63

    30 FPS gameplay ?? Hahaha
    Me who is happy with my 25 at max : *laughs while sweating*

    • @obsidianflight8065
      @obsidianflight8065 5 років тому

      bro i get 0 while playing sevtech lol

    • @noviian3092
      @noviian3092 5 років тому +1

      *cries in poor*
      My fps playing gw2 on all the lowest settings averages at 1

    • @obsidianflight8065
      @obsidianflight8065 5 років тому

      @@noviian3092 OOF
      im pretty sure that mine is because the version isnt very good with certain systems (sevtech 3.0.8 runs trash but 3.1.1 runs 20-30 fps)

  • @OwO21059
    @OwO21059 3 роки тому +7

    I feel like damien had a lot of fun recording this videos

  • @gabrielperry3782
    @gabrielperry3782 4 роки тому +51

    7:21 dude theres literally an episode where homer gets caught smoking weed

  • @babysirenhead675
    @babysirenhead675 4 роки тому +26

    “Are you suggesting that nesquik cereal is bunny poop? I don’t like that :c”

  • @cyberashuto6123
    @cyberashuto6123 4 роки тому +24

    "But turned around and mirrored-"
    Me: Yes- *claps* "Turned around and mirrored"

  • @Tristanbechillin
    @Tristanbechillin 3 роки тому +18

    Unless the books are manga I’m going straight to free wifi

  • @speltarp2026
    @speltarp2026 4 роки тому +37

    4:11 if that would be real i will be a lot happier

  • @annacsetneki1817
    @annacsetneki1817 4 роки тому +6

    11:58 in one of my dreams, I was swimming in a lake with ducks and my P.E. teacher said ,,you learn to swim, but the duck swims to learn." The wisest dream I've ever had.

  • @DuhPuffMasta
    @DuhPuffMasta 5 років тому +89

    Pretty sure he didn't get the joke at 0:54, or I just couldn't tell... Maybe i'm also Internet Explorer in this instance.

    • @RaceBandit
      @RaceBandit 5 років тому +1

      There was no joke; once you take all the sub bots out of the equation, P**D**P** is microscopic. So IE buzzkilled by being on time.

    • @jerrysandoval2001
      @jerrysandoval2001 5 років тому +4

      No the joke is Internet Explorer is slow and while Pewds is right now one of the biggest youtuber (pretty sure THE biggest but idk) and is married to that Italian girl (Marzia) after dating for a long long time. Internet explorer is so slow it only just now is saying what already happened way before, that's always the joke. His @ is ironic to make it more funny

    • @RaceBandit
      @RaceBandit 5 років тому

      Thank you for your opinion.

    • @jerrysandoval2001
      @jerrysandoval2001 5 років тому

      @@RaceBandit It's really the only explanation but sure. My opinion.

    • @flak8857
      @flak8857 3 роки тому

      @@jerrysandoval2001 aged like milk

  • @rulez_bruv8463
    @rulez_bruv8463 3 роки тому +3

    One day I'm gonna say THATS THE POINT OF THR BELL when my teacher says the bell doesn't dismiss you I do!