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  • @Girth.Brooks11
    @Girth.Brooks11 9 місяців тому +46

    The 4th down joke is hands down one of the BEST jokes in comedy history.

    • @frolicdiver
      @frolicdiver 2 місяці тому +2

      He’s one of the funniest guys ever. We all have our flaws but the way he describes stuff is like hangin out with your best friend. I WISH I could have a couple beers with him.

  • @tylerdaniel6428
    @tylerdaniel6428 Рік тому +261

    I saw rodney live shortly after his divorce and he was not the same... i hope some of the happiness has come back to his life.

    • @krickkraft1672
      @krickkraft1672 Рік тому +24

      Agreed, that takes its toll on a man for sure

    • @ricknelms
      @ricknelms Рік тому +27

      none of us are ever the same are we?

    • @joshchoate9499
      @joshchoate9499 Рік тому +36

      ​@krickkraft1672 I saw him a month ago and his set was hilarious some of his best work so I think he's getting over it

    • @user-ho5vz5tg3r
      @user-ho5vz5tg3r Рік тому +5

      I saw the 2013 Show too, it was really dark.

    • @wildman318
      @wildman318 9 місяців тому +5

      @@ricknelmsnot me. I’ve been alone for almost 25 years.

  • @sylviayoung6574
    @sylviayoung6574 3 роки тому +123

    I was blessed with being able to see Rodney at the Civic center in Farmington, NM. OMG I never laughed so dang hard in my life!! I literally had to cross my legs to keep from peeing!! We miss you man please come back! We have never needed laughter more than we do at this moment in time...God Bless you my favorite pair of Wranglers!!

    • @dougevans6389
      @dougevans6389 2 роки тому +5

      I was blessed to see him at the Fox theater in Atlanta Georgia the most beautiful and best place to see any band or any comedian or anything in the world is the Fox theater in Atlanta Georgia it is beautiful and he was so funny I’m like you I’ve never laughed so much in my life he needs to come back I would love to see him again!! So Sylvia May God bless you and your family and keep you safe in these bad times we’re living in is my prayer!!! Amen 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

    • @jeffreysalter8111
      @jeffreysalter8111 2 роки тому +4

      I agree we need Rodney and Ron white together that would be awesome

    • @joeharp3898
      @joeharp3898 2 роки тому +1

      T7677

    • @henryjim6659
      @henryjim6659 2 роки тому

      Wow!! Wish I seen him at that time...man that succs...I'm from here too!! FMT!!!..

    • @cravinmodank
      @cravinmodank Рік тому

      I was born in Farmington .... Just saying

  • @kenfrank3782
    @kenfrank3782 3 роки тому +25

    Drove around the USA for a year - We had a couple of his CD’s and loved playing them Laughing our butt rd s off every time.

  • @sealot2420
    @sealot2420 3 роки тому +43

    The penalty for grabbing the pouch was absolutely the funniest

  • @justintucker155
    @justintucker155 3 роки тому +14

    Seen him march 2016 at the adler theater davenport Iowa. He was absolutely amazing got to meet and greet afterwards. Hes amazing!!!!

  • @balerjohnson3099
    @balerjohnson3099 4 роки тому +49

    I first heard Rodney on Bob and Tom and now all these years later Rodney is my go to guy when I need a laugh and just feel better ..thx boss.

    • @brettallison5753
      @brettallison5753 5 місяців тому

      Listened to Tom & Bob every chance I'd get. Heard Rodney on it a few times myself way back in the early years.here I am now still listening years later.😂

  • @howdyhowareya7240
    @howdyhowareya7240 3 роки тому +35

    I went to this show a few years ago with friends, we laughed the whole time! Rodney is great. I’d love to attend another show.

  • @johnwilliamson2276
    @johnwilliamson2276 3 роки тому +17

    I can't tell you how funny this is! My eyes are full of tears. And I can share it with my wife, that would bring on WWIII!

  • @rt-kw8jd
    @rt-kw8jd 7 років тому +61

    Iv been listening to this guy since1993.an he is funny as hell

    • @diannemartin7500
      @diannemartin7500 3 роки тому +1

      Where is he from? I live in North Carolina and I go see Chris Wiles as much as I can in Greensboro, I live in a small town North of Winston Salem

  • @timburton1715
    @timburton1715 5 років тому +44

    Hilarious 😂 absolutely hilarious because it's true and we can truly relate... love ❤️ being able to laugh 😂 at life with family 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 and friends ... thanks 🙏🏻 for sharing.

  • @paulgrisez5834
    @paulgrisez5834 3 роки тому +60

    This clip never gets old

  • @benw5291
    @benw5291 4 роки тому +46

    This dude is funny as shit and I'm from the hood which lets you know that every race has something to offer.

    • @PhilMante
      @PhilMante 21 день тому

      Dave Chappelle & Chris Rock are hilarious, and I'm from the trailer park.

  • @tkw79
    @tkw79 5 років тому +67

    Lol..I always say "I wanted to the other night and you didn't want to" to my husband and he always yells "when?! Where was I"?! Rodneys so hilarious!

  • @roberttaylor3373
    @roberttaylor3373 Рік тому +2

    I seen Rodney in Jonesboro Arkansas and he was hilarious! My wife and I laughed so hard that our faces hurt and we was soar the next day! I’ve been listening to him for a long time and he is just too funny!

  • @need4speednv
    @need4speednv 5 років тому +133

    5 to 7 days out of the month. I have a wife and four daughters, try all month.

    • @LordDouglas83
      @LordDouglas83  5 років тому +36

      I have no words that can convey how sorry I am.

    • @DubPaj
      @DubPaj 5 років тому +17

      I grew up the youngest of 8. 5 were girls. My wife tells everyone that I was well broken before we got married

    • @frankbob4043
      @frankbob4043 5 років тому +8

      bob sponge. Well shit Bob, you must be carrying one of yer past family members penance. When you get to heaven, I'd have a serious talk with God and demand that you get to live in Charlies Chocolate Factory for the rest of eternity.

    • @wtfcanuck7952
      @wtfcanuck7952 4 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Heygoodlooking-lk9kg
      @Heygoodlooking-lk9kg 4 роки тому +3

      Tell me about it,,,, mother, 5 sisters, 2 wives, several girlfriends,,,,, I'm a guy who's suffered from PMT all my life!

  • @markmartin5765
    @markmartin5765 Рік тому +4

    I saw Rodney in north California, I can say it will fit a must see in my list.But I want to see him again, a true ,true comic genius they, as everyone knows he could easily be a known as a singer,what a voice and talent!

  • @jeffhoward9186
    @jeffhoward9186 3 роки тому +31

    He is speaking the truth here guys. That shit actually happens.

  • @phayzyre1052
    @phayzyre1052 5 років тому +46

    Anyone that’s been married 20 years or more will completely understand this!

  • @iluvdrywall
    @iluvdrywall 3 роки тому +58

    New Rule: always start your day by watching a comedy skit. Rodney is a great choice.

    • @actownsend7288
      @actownsend7288 Рік тому +3

      I do that throughout the day and Rodney Carrington is one of the funniest comics you’ll see today.

  • @id10t98
    @id10t98 Рік тому +15

    7 years old and still relevant is the sign of great comedy!

  • @leahrollins6706
    @leahrollins6706 4 роки тому +36

    Saw him live and laughed non stop!!!

  • @april464
    @april464 6 років тому +18

    Funniest Comedian Ever! Oooooo and the smile just makes you melt....

    • @rodneycarrington2022
      @rodneycarrington2022 4 роки тому +2

      Thanks for being a grate Fan and Family, May God bless you always and abundantly for supporting my dreams and career... This is my prayer request for you my wonderful Fan and family, You shall not beg for bread in the name of Jesus. Every stronghold of begging in you life is destroyed in the name of Jesus. Form this moment, every good thing will pursue and overtake you. Living on peanuts will not be your portion. I command the anointing of divine satisfaction to fall on you in the name of Jesus. The God of bounty will surely be your God in Jesus name.... official cellphone number (+16012557880)
      rodneycarrington019@gmail.com

  • @selena_steffen
    @selena_steffen 8 місяців тому +1

    Omg 😂😂😂you're so funny watched all your video clips 😂 🤣!! Oh mylanta ya got me in stitches Rodney !!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤😅😅😂

  • @marycarson3579
    @marycarson3579 4 роки тому +47

    Good to hear Rodney tell it like it is I love love love the analogy using being a child all adults relate keeping this on for extra laught5Thanks Rodney

    • @rodneycarrington2022
      @rodneycarrington2022 4 роки тому +2

      Thanks for being a grate Fan and Family, May God bless you always and abundantly for supporting my dreams and career... This is my prayer request for you my wonderful Fan and family, You shall not beg for bread in the name of Jesus. Every stronghold of begging in you life is destroyed in the name of Jesus. Form this moment, every good thing will pursue and overtake you. Living on peanuts will not be your portion. I command the anointing of divine satisfaction to fall on you in the name of Jesus. The God of bounty will surely be your God in Jesus name.... official cellphone number (+16012557880)
      rodneycarrington019@gmail.com

  • @JBOM-qp8nq
    @JBOM-qp8nq 4 роки тому +20

    Holy shit man 😂😂😂 grabbing the pouch 12 yard penalty, no sex.. 4th down lmfao 🤣

  • @charlesdell2864
    @charlesdell2864 6 років тому +45

    Take him with an open mind, and you can enjoy close to two hours of laughter. Not all comedians are pure as the driven snow, that why the open mind, ENJOY.

  • @wildcard....4114
    @wildcard....4114 11 місяців тому +1

    2023 Never ever gets old!😂🥳💖💯👍
    🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟☝️

  • @thomasbuchanan1791
    @thomasbuchanan1791 5 років тому +15

    Every single man ought to see this before they buy the ring !!!!
    man

  • @barrythompson867
    @barrythompson867 7 років тому +20

    I love watching and listing to Rodney.

    • @Yooper2024
      @Yooper2024 Рік тому

      ​@Rodney Carrington I've been listening since "Hangin' with Rodney". Wow, that's the late 1990's. Loved Beer for My Horses, especially the scene in the washroom...a little bit louder now, a little bit louder now. I watch that about once a month, same as Live at the Majestic.

  • @yohnny8839
    @yohnny8839 6 років тому +57

    “When my foot touched your foot” happened to me

  • @curtist919
    @curtist919 7 років тому +108

    no sex penalty 4th down LMAO!!! 😂🤣

  • @krystinekilger7737
    @krystinekilger7737 7 років тому +269

    "look at my shoes they make me run fast." all of my children have told me that at least once in their lives

    • @Wtnd911
      @Wtnd911 7 років тому +3

      Krystine Kilger exactly hahahaha. So true.

    • @theothertroll
      @theothertroll 7 років тому +2

      must be a trailer park thing -

    • @brandonlandin5869
      @brandonlandin5869 6 років тому +1

      Krystine Kilger then th th bc,cfffh ug dc hg (xfrr :-) 5_5__3-! xxx (

    • @brandonlandin5869
      @brandonlandin5869 6 років тому +1

      raachellbaaby xoxo x, cc see yt? we v can w ...
      Eminem pjgg Hz
      P hmm quI mm anime men no lhg hi'll loop

    • @richardriner1632
      @richardriner1632 5 років тому

      Krystine Kilger

  • @gymshoe8862
    @gymshoe8862 4 місяці тому +3

    This is the funniest six minutes of comedy, but also full of truth (which makes it even funnier)

  • @shananalexander9789
    @shananalexander9789 5 років тому +161

    When my foot touched your foot. Still laughing 😂😂😂

    • @steveng1624
      @steveng1624 5 років тому +10

      But that sounds about right with a woman.... LOL

    • @mudmaster3450
      @mudmaster3450 5 років тому +1

      I was about to comment the same thing, lol lol lo fuckin L

    • @josephnewcomb5670
      @josephnewcomb5670 4 роки тому +1

      Lol Wish I Knew

    • @IrishAmericanconnection
      @IrishAmericanconnection 4 роки тому +1

      My friend its been a year, are you alright?

    • @josephnewcomb5670
      @josephnewcomb5670 4 роки тому +1

      Lol sounds like need teach my foot to tap my wiener and say HEY WAKE UP

  • @PoutinePete
    @PoutinePete 3 роки тому +19

    Never heard this guy before, he's frickin funny!

  • @73botie
    @73botie 7 років тому +182

    ...saw him live and laughed for two SOLID hours!

    • @jeffsmallwood8200
      @jeffsmallwood8200 5 років тому +5

      Don't do acid u will laugh until it kills u

    • @APB225
      @APB225 5 років тому +2

      Yep me too

    • @udayadams
      @udayadams 4 роки тому +1

      Lucky you, we just booked for next year, anyway we all love heeem

  • @xxskabxx
    @xxskabxx 4 роки тому +27

    Seeing this tour I cackled my ass off cried so hard

  • @shawnchief28
    @shawnchief28 7 років тому +364

    The NFL referee bit had me crying!

    • @johndoe8050
      @johndoe8050 6 років тому +11

      pen mightygun dude he’s a country stand up comedian. What else you think he’s talking about? And literally every nfl ref acts like that

    • @johndoe8050
      @johndoe8050 6 років тому +1

      pen mightygun not to mention he literally said 4th down

    • @igot99problemsbutmyaltaint73
      @igot99problemsbutmyaltaint73 5 років тому +2

      Gold, 100th 🖒 Cheers All 💪🍻

    • @rickreesman6599
      @rickreesman6599 5 років тому

      Shawn Lambert that’s was great

    • @bassinbilliards6279
      @bassinbilliards6279 5 років тому +10

      The fricken echo made that!

  • @kingmike40
    @kingmike40 4 роки тому +6

    I'll have to remember to go to his shows with an empty bladder. I wouldn't be able to hold it in and wouldn't want to run to the restroom in fear of missing something.

  • @darrell3118
    @darrell3118 3 роки тому +9

    I miss Rodney as he was allover the place being funny for a few years! Then he just disappeared . His TV show was funny as hell too!
    He did make a movie with Toby Keith called " Beer for my Horses" that was funny , even had Ted Nugent in it ....LOL

  • @lollipopsnsugarsmiles4176
    @lollipopsnsugarsmiles4176 5 років тому +27

    😂 I'm bleedin, get me a tea I'll be back 😂

    • @rodneycarrington2022
      @rodneycarrington2022 4 роки тому +1

      Thanks for being a grate Fan and Family, May God bless you always and abundantly for supporting my dreams and career... This is my prayer request for you my wonderful Fan and family, You shall not beg for bread in the name of Jesus. Every stronghold of begging in you life is destroyed in the name of Jesus. Form this moment, every good thing will pursue and overtake you. Living on peanuts will not be your portion. I command the anointing of divine satisfaction to fall on you in the name of Jesus. The God of bounty will surely be your God in Jesus name.... official cellphone number (+16012557880)
      rodneycarrington019@gmail.com

  • @clifframey
    @clifframey 2 роки тому +1

    Saw him in Kentucky last year with a good friend. We laughed nonstop. Still missing spending time with her

    • @Superabound2
      @Superabound2 Рік тому

      ​@Rodney Carrington fake account scammer

  • @robertcollier5529
    @robertcollier5529 5 років тому +82

    My wife tried that no sex with me. She never did that again because I out lasted her. Lmao

    • @SloppyballsMcGuillicutty
      @SloppyballsMcGuillicutty 5 років тому +16

      Robert Collier mine tried that too. were no longer together. and I kept everything.

    • @danhenry8557
      @danhenry8557 5 років тому +2

      17 years because she was a super bitch.

    • @Mariemarie-uw7id
      @Mariemarie-uw7id 5 років тому +2

      Robert Collier my husband and I made a promise to never use sex as a weapon that said the silent treatment helps enough

    • @Mrbeast0099
      @Mrbeast0099 5 років тому +5

      Oh yeah silent treatment is soooo bad🤣🤣
      Not having to listen to that voice!! Yeah that’s my sort of punishment 🤣🤣

    • @Mariemarie-uw7id
      @Mariemarie-uw7id 5 років тому +3

      Steve Don my husband hates it

  • @lindar5413
    @lindar5413 5 років тому +40

    He is friends with my boss and has been by a couple of times to visit. He is hilarious 😂

    • @APB225
      @APB225 4 роки тому

      How good Is that

    • @rodneycarrington2022
      @rodneycarrington2022 4 роки тому

      Thanks for being a grate Fan and Family, May God bless you always and abundantly for supporting my dreams and career... This is my prayer request for you my wonderful Fan and family, You shall not beg for bread in the name of Jesus. Every stronghold of begging in you life is destroyed in the name of Jesus. Form this moment, every good thing will pursue and overtake you. Living on peanuts will not be your portion. I command the anointing of divine satisfaction to fall on you in the name of Jesus. The God of bounty will surely be your God in Jesus name.... official cellphone number (+16012557880)
      rodneycarrington019@gmail.com

  • @basspro373
    @basspro373 6 років тому +19

    Look at my shoes, they make me run fast......

  • @jamiemcvay4053
    @jamiemcvay4053 7 років тому +50

    This guy should have been on the blue collar comedy tour

    • @MikeHunt-ix2xy
      @MikeHunt-ix2xy 6 років тому +3

      Jamie McVay Rodney's way too vulgar for blue collar.

    • @liquidsleepgames3661
      @liquidsleepgames3661 6 років тому +4

      @@MikeHunt-ix2xy still better then the stupid heres your sign or a drunk dude who is about 40 years past there prime.or what ever bill does that people think hes funny

    • @chrismooney5737
      @chrismooney5737 5 років тому

      Yes he should I watch his videos all the time

  • @ramrod6279
    @ramrod6279 4 роки тому +7

    LOL!! Rodney always delivers.

  • @watson103053
    @watson103053 7 років тому +6

    In A Time That Comedy Seems To Always Be The Best Medicine

  • @marknewsom1780
    @marknewsom1780 7 років тому +62

    when you get to the point, where you take your clothes off, and you start laughing, its time to quit.....

  • @NateKat80
    @NateKat80 3 роки тому +7

    Looks like that old boys got himself a pouch too! 😎

  • @conniegriffin4190
    @conniegriffin4190 5 років тому +14

    I 💘 Rodney....!!!!!! He's so hilarious....!!!!!!! 😂

  • @CrazyMandy91
    @CrazyMandy91 7 років тому +42

    I'm watching this bc I just entered to win some tickets to see him live. I hope I win. fingers crossed til they announce next Friday.

    • @atheistconservative6211
      @atheistconservative6211 7 років тому +2

      CrazyMandy91 well?? Get 'em??

    • @adamhull6732
      @adamhull6732 7 років тому +2

      Did u win them

    • @mrsyoung8503
      @mrsyoung8503 5 років тому +1

      Believe it! Receive it

    • @frankbob4043
      @frankbob4043 5 років тому +2

      Well, did ya win the dang tickets?

    • @rodneycarrington2022
      @rodneycarrington2022 4 роки тому +1

      Thanks for being a grate Fan and Family, May God bless you always and abundantly for supporting my dreams and career... This is my prayer request for you my wonderful Fan and family, You shall not beg for bread in the name of Jesus. Every stronghold of begging in you life is destroyed in the name of Jesus. Form this moment, every good thing will pursue and overtake you. Living on peanuts will not be your portion. I command the anointing of divine satisfaction to fall on you in the name of Jesus. The God of bounty will surely be your God in Jesus name.... official cellphone number (+16012557880)
      rodneycarrington019@gmail.com

  • @johnpoole7327
    @johnpoole7327 3 роки тому +2

    Saw this guy live and hurt for the next two days.. If he comes close, put down the money.. $$$$$ well spent.

  • @rmbkman
    @rmbkman 5 років тому +5

    LMFAO!¡!!!!! This is spectacular!!! HAHAHA!!!! I love it!! Thanks SO MUCH for sharing!!!

    • @rodneycarrington2022
      @rodneycarrington2022 4 роки тому +1

      Thanks for being a grate Fan and Family, May God bless you always and abundantly for supporting my dreams and career... This is my prayer request for you my wonderful Fan and family, You shall not beg for bread in the name of Jesus. Every stronghold of begging in you life is destroyed in the name of Jesus. Form this moment, every good thing will pursue and overtake you. Living on peanuts will not be your portion. I command the anointing of divine satisfaction to fall on you in the name of Jesus. The God of bounty will surely be your God in Jesus name.... official cellphone number (+16012557880)
      rodneycarrington019@gmail.com

  • @bjusticeforever
    @bjusticeforever 5 років тому +15

    No grabbin' the pouch!

  • @cynthiacochrane9691
    @cynthiacochrane9691 2 роки тому

    That was really good I enjoyed that I needed that laugh this morning have a good day

  • @ConfusedChocolateStrawbe-vj2qf
    @ConfusedChocolateStrawbe-vj2qf 9 місяців тому

    Lord Douglas have one of the great 👍 and funniest men have ever have listened to have been to a few places Nashville and California but he is totally off the hook 🪝 forget the ten pound bass just saying he is a top 🎩 notch comedian in every direction being amazing and so much talent to even begin to put in this comment but hell yeah to one of 👑 Kings in the business and a given factor with a doubt 🧐 🧐💯

  • @DebbieCothran-j9s
    @DebbieCothran-j9s 4 місяці тому

    Omg I'm laughing so hard I'm making Lil squeaks just trying to not making any noise cause my room mates gonna hear it and we sposed to be sleeping and I got earphones on lmao

  • @travissullivan5476
    @travissullivan5476 4 роки тому +3

    You have a great sound man! Oh yeah you funny too. Lmao

  • @jasonarnold6043
    @jasonarnold6043 3 роки тому +2

    God Bless Ya......Goodnight......See ya in the morning🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @gloriaforman1362
    @gloriaforman1362 6 місяців тому +1

    That pouch thing is the truest thing ever said 😂😂😂😂

  • @donaldallen2325
    @donaldallen2325 7 років тому +198

    Sounds like we married the same woman

    • @kdvincent1982
      @kdvincent1982 7 років тому +5

      Donald Allen They’re all the same, man.

    • @davidharrison6615
      @davidharrison6615 6 років тому +3

      Donald Allen we all married that woman !

    • @andrakarsten226
      @andrakarsten226 6 років тому +5

      We're just insecure. But no woman should ever withhold sex as a punishment. Married for years next month and we are still in love. Don't ever settle for less. You know you are bringing your part to the relationship, get someone who will do the same. They are out there.

    • @soisitimpossible
      @soisitimpossible 5 років тому +3

      @@andrakarsten226 Heck yeah if a woman "withholds sex" for punishment men need to move along! What kind of control freak does that? Marriage is based on love, respect and a healthy sex life not control. That's coming from a man that never thought nor had no desire to ever be married! Dealt with too many westernized feminists that had that control mentality! A foreign lady got me lol damn how life works in mysterious ways 😉!

    • @andrakarsten226
      @andrakarsten226 5 років тому +8

      @@soisitimpossible I know loaaaaads of friends who witholds sex from their husbands. I also go to the bar with my hubby and the boys some times and I hear their stories. I get so fucking angry. They usualy divorce after 4 or 5 years. Some last 10 years. I am a personal hatter of feminism. I cant stand the movement. The nazis within need to grow fucking up otherwise they will die alone one day. I believe in serving your husband and raising your kids, at home. Im lucky to have a succesfull business as well. No man my husband and I are partners. The world today makes me so sick.

  • @debbieskaggs8255
    @debbieskaggs8255 5 років тому +8

    I love this man.....so damn funny!!!

    • @rodneycarrington2022
      @rodneycarrington2022 4 роки тому

      Thanks for being a grate Fan and Family, May God bless you always and abundantly for supporting my dreams and career... This is my prayer request for you my wonderful Fan and family, You shall not beg for bread in the name of Jesus. Every stronghold of begging in you life is destroyed in the name of Jesus. Form this moment, every good thing will pursue and overtake you. Living on peanuts will not be your portion. I command the anointing of divine satisfaction to fall on you in the name of Jesus. The God of bounty will surely be your God in Jesus name.... official cellphone number (+16012557880)
      rodneycarrington019@gmail.com

  • @charlesorso9578
    @charlesorso9578 2 роки тому

    was blessed to see him the first time in weatherford okla at jc cowboys in the early nineties i think lots of beer since then

  • @johnboy7856
    @johnboy7856 7 років тому +81

    Would've been awesome if that Stone Cold ad had popped up right at the 3:16 mark

  • @theresaroth3954
    @theresaroth3954 4 роки тому +6

    hilarious!! new to me but OMG he made me laugh so much

  • @donleejr7624
    @donleejr7624 2 роки тому +1

    YOUR RIGHT BROTHER !!!! AWESOME TELL LIKE IT IS DOWN SOUTH!!!!!!

  • @steveng1624
    @steveng1624 5 років тому +4

    Look at my shoes they make me run fast..... LOL

  • @mississippimud7046
    @mississippimud7046 5 років тому +9

    Funny as hell and funny actor too

  • @Fnoel98356
    @Fnoel98356 3 роки тому

    My dream comedy tour would be Rodney & Ron White. They would sell out every venue within s 1/2 hour guaranteed!

  • @danielmcculloch6463
    @danielmcculloch6463 3 роки тому +1

    One of the best comedians

  • @mgtow6683
    @mgtow6683 3 роки тому +25

    Marriage is like a Tornado: "In the beginning there's a lot of blowing and sucking, Then you lose your house".

    • @jacobmcandles1745
      @jacobmcandles1745 3 роки тому +4

      Do you know why divorce is so expensive? Because ITS WORTH IT ! Love the MGTOW name btw

    • @michaelh5055
      @michaelh5055 3 роки тому +2

      I have a friend going through divorce. He was buying the house before marriage. Yet, she is getting the home by court order.
      I told him I would bulldoze it.

  • @partriarch
    @partriarch 6 років тому +15

    ROFLMAO Absolutely hilarious! This guy is great!

    • @rodneycarrington2022
      @rodneycarrington2022 4 роки тому +1

      Thanks for being a grate Fan and Family, May God bless you always and abundantly for supporting my dreams and career... This is my prayer request for you my wonderful Fan and family, You shall not beg for bread in the name of Jesus. Every stronghold of begging in you life is destroyed in the name of Jesus. Form this moment, every good thing will pursue and overtake you. Living on peanuts will not be your portion. I command the anointing of divine satisfaction to fall on you in the name of Jesus. The God of bounty will surely be your God in Jesus name.... official cellphone number (+16012557880)
      rodneycarrington019@gmail.com

  • @ashangel7343
    @ashangel7343 5 років тому +5

    No doubt..He's my favorite comedian!

  • @leamarye923
    @leamarye923 4 роки тому +3

    thanks for making me look forward to marriage LMAO

    • @LordDouglas83
      @LordDouglas83  4 роки тому

      Being married for 9 years, your welcome.

  • @robertdillard3921
    @robertdillard3921 2 місяці тому +1

    We all laugh and know it’s all true. 😊

  • @FrankNStein-cp6qm
    @FrankNStein-cp6qm 4 роки тому +3

    "Oh yeah, what about these" ? "I think we can hold off on that rule for awhile" lmao......

  • @brendasachs6848
    @brendasachs6848 2 місяці тому +1

    Absolutley Hilarius!

  • @butchgreen5295
    @butchgreen5295 9 місяців тому

    Rodney is so freaking funny, I started crying, damn. If he don’t tell the truth. HAHAHAHA 😂

  • @robinemery
    @robinemery 4 роки тому +36

    Loved the whole set Rodney, I'm now a subscriber💜💜can't wait to see more 😂😂

    • @onekerri1
      @onekerri1 3 роки тому +2

      This ain't Rodney's channel.

    • @coreyrobinson1510
      @coreyrobinson1510 3 роки тому

      Rodneys channel actually Has good content haha

  • @audrab27
    @audrab27 3 роки тому +1

    I've listened to all the greats Bill Engvall Jeff Foxworthy and none have come close to this mans accuracy lol

  • @kramakers6958
    @kramakers6958 2 роки тому

    I am so excited to go see Rodney in Fort Wayne. Front row. I missed him.

  • @waltblack934
    @waltblack934 2 місяці тому +1

    rodney you dont know how real your stuff is real

    • @swhip897
      @swhip897 2 місяці тому

      Yes 😅he does

  • @fredstriker2042
    @fredstriker2042 Рік тому +2

    Marriage is a sucker's bet for men on a simple cost benefit analysis

  • @folkfingerstylefreddy2154
    @folkfingerstylefreddy2154 7 років тому +29

    What's with the censoring? Sucks, but I love this guy!

    • @IG10705
      @IG10705 7 років тому +2

      folkfingerstylefreddy because it aired or CMT which is a TV network. Duh

  • @frasermckainmusic
    @frasermckainmusic 7 років тому +5

    I love this dude.

  • @billhouse8199
    @billhouse8199 4 роки тому +7

    I can't believe l found you once again on UA-cam. I got you wrote down on my favorite's. Thanks

  • @etxkevin7452
    @etxkevin7452 3 роки тому +2

    "See you at the car!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @slabbusterrtr7690
    @slabbusterrtr7690 3 роки тому +4

    Look at my shoes they make me run faster😂😂😂😂😂

    • @JG-mg3if
      @JG-mg3if 3 роки тому +1

      My kids be doing that 🤣. Every time they get a new pair..

  • @elderemodemon
    @elderemodemon 5 років тому +17

    Bill Engvall had a bit like this. He learned that apparently when your wife taps your shoulder, it means she's in the mood xD

  • @miguelcastaneda7236
    @miguelcastaneda7236 5 років тому +4

    true words spoken..friggin a

  • @dancollins4755
    @dancollins4755 4 роки тому +5

    Best line is the last line "It might put a wart on your pecker".

  • @raymondrose6944
    @raymondrose6944 7 років тому +11

    I 😍 Carrington

  • @isabellapadron787
    @isabellapadron787 5 років тому +5

    when his son george is ur competitive cheer coach 😌

  • @jackiefelker8263
    @jackiefelker8263 3 роки тому +2

    My wife told me I was cut off. I told her I wasn't because she would not know who would give it to me.

  • @lukewarmwater6412
    @lukewarmwater6412 3 роки тому

    how did he not get as much attention as ron white and larry the cable guy??

  • @chrismooney5737
    @chrismooney5737 5 років тому +8

    Lol that’s the way me and my wife did it lol I knocked her up and we got married lol

  • @ronaldparobek2169
    @ronaldparobek2169 2 місяці тому +1

    Fuc@#* Awesome 😅😅😅😅😅😅😂

  • @barrypfost2963
    @barrypfost2963 6 років тому +5

    Been there done that! Thanks for reminding Rodney.