This Viking steals your WIFE and MONEY in CK3! (stop ignoring Dyre, please)

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  • @OneProudBavarian
    @OneProudBavarian  2 місяці тому +24

    STOP TELLING ME ABOUT MOLD IN MY PROVISIONS, PLEASE
    Almost forgot to link this mod btw: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3341502686

    • @papiew1
      @papiew1 2 місяці тому

      @OneProudBavarian Please sir, may I have some more mold? *Becomes ill*

    • @TheManWithTheFlan
      @TheManWithTheFlan 2 місяці тому

      Ayo that's my mod lmao

  • @papiew1
    @papiew1 2 місяці тому +151

    Byzantine!!! Make the child of the former queen the new queen!

    • @AnthonySmith-wc8ky
      @AnthonySmith-wc8ky 2 місяці тому +10

      And then he can pull his illegitimate son from Bulgaria in and get him a theme

    • @ChairmanMjau
      @ChairmanMjau 2 місяці тому

      ​@@AnthonySmith-wc8ky
      Why not marry the them! 😂😂😂

  • @sirtiner37
    @sirtiner37 2 місяці тому +223

    "I will be sleeping with your wife very very soon. But enough about real world issues"😂😂😂

    • @AdarshaUpadhya
      @AdarshaUpadhya 2 місяці тому +3

      Yeah i do like his dialog too😊😅😅

    • @PerfectAlibi1
      @PerfectAlibi1 2 місяці тому +8

      Jokes on him, I don't have a wife! 🤣🤣🤣
      I made myself sad now... 😭

    • @404no57
      @404no57 2 місяці тому

      @@sirtiner37 yeah that weak attempt at a joke made me click off the video

  • @clydeamarytellmore4984
    @clydeamarytellmore4984 2 місяці тому +71

    I vote for Byzantium. It would be really interesting to put your daughter on the throne!

  • @TheyThemItalian
    @TheyThemItalian 2 місяці тому +24

    I think Egypt would be the most "strange" choice, so for Dyre I think it's correct

  • @bey0gluuYT
    @bey0gluuYT 2 місяці тому +35

    Imagine at that time as a count doing your daily activites (probably hanging around or taking your farmer's daughter,wife etc.) but suddenly A man (Dyre) comes from away more handsome more stronger than you and now he is doing your things. Actually more than your things (your wife, your sis and all of your money). LOL.

  • @mandinhapicles
    @mandinhapicles 2 місяці тому +6

    Koifish: "You have made a powerful enemy today!"

  • @kevinschaude6592
    @kevinschaude6592 2 місяці тому +21

    I know Dyre, I love vassalising him for my Magyar playthroughs. I think it brings a neat element when I found Hungary.

  • @spamfilter32
    @spamfilter32 2 місяці тому +12

    You said you want your daughter to be your heir. She is the daughter of the empress of the Byzantine Empire, so you should swear fealty to them, and then make it the goal to make her heir the Basileus.

  • @frankiecedeno3724
    @frankiecedeno3724 2 місяці тому +3

    Well the befriend to patron perk doesn’t require you to constantly move your camp from place to place unlike the area perk which only works when you’re in their land. I’ve only played a century of unlanded as Ubbing and it’s so nice to have 5+ people on your roll that you can make requests of basically every few months for whatever you want which the Diplomat side perk would not let you do without moving a bunch.

  • @benjamingoodwin3737
    @benjamingoodwin3737 2 місяці тому +8

    I didn't know OPB was a fellow Dyre enjoyer! Awesome. I haven't tried him landless yet, but My favorite way to run Dyre is to steal the neighboring titular Mogyer Confederation with a subjugation war. With no de-jure vassals, you are the only elector if you apply Scandinavian elective to the confederation, meaning you can pick and change your heir at will. Because you can change your heir, you can land your heir by making them not your heir for a brief moment. You can also take your titular Kingdom and build tall anywhere you want on the map, enjoying the extra Men At Arms/Acclaimed Knights that a Kingdom offers without having to hold a Kingdom's worth of land.
    One thing I will kind of warn people of is that Dyre's health kind of sucks. He often croaks before 60 for me unless I take steps to stack health bonuses on him. So make sure you focus on having your wife/concubines/neighbor's wife crank out genius kids for you while you can.

    • @Lutasiren
      @Lutasiren 2 місяці тому

      mainly did that bc you could boost your court grandeur dirt cheap when you are small, and at max the court gave 60% lifestyle exp boost or sth. but they totally removed the exp thing in one patch.

  • @NodDisciple1
    @NodDisciple1 2 місяці тому +3

    Byzantines. It's the traditional route for the Varangian.

  • @Shadow-ft3sz
    @Shadow-ft3sz 2 місяці тому +3

    Byzantium, make your daughter empress!

  • @benyed1636
    @benyed1636 2 місяці тому +8

    I don't know if you tried this during one of the cuts but you can heal in temples and buy artifacts in cities, both of these would have helped you in your quest to duel the Basileus. I also often forget to visit any holding besides castles as an adventurer because I always just go to realm capitals.

  • @redvorno
    @redvorno 2 місяці тому +6

    You could almost say that scheme success chances and battle outcome predictions are MOLDING

  • @gamuhnerdu4759
    @gamuhnerdu4759 2 місяці тому +10

    Join the caliphate and invade byzantium and put your daughter on the throne of both empires!

  • @CommissarMitch
    @CommissarMitch 2 місяці тому +10

    This is truly Hæsteinn at home.

  • @rhel373
    @rhel373 2 місяці тому +8

    "Loves her husband... No you don't!" 😆

  • @frankiecedeno3724
    @frankiecedeno3724 2 місяці тому +2

    I will say this, having finally played an adventurer I feel like something is missing. Idk if this is a good solution but turning adventurer into the opposite of Gallowsbait where you gain experience in multiple tracks relating to each type of contract in the game makes a lot of sense to me.
    I get that adventuring is supposed to be temporary but it feels like it really lacks any amount of meta-progression. Knight of the Blank is temporary though it has been funny to do it in different cultures to get different titles with different characters. The travels of Blank works I guess but I’ve only didn it once just for the points so I haven’t seen the artifact.
    Man I really hope the Wnaderers DLC makes unlanded a lot better

  • @LuizAlexPhoenix
    @LuizAlexPhoenix 2 місяці тому +2

    That start hurt, he could have waited to choose the event spawned followers, entered the castle to recruit some more and then hired a mercenary captain. He willingly lost so much time. It really starts at 14:34

  • @Lutasiren
    @Lutasiren 2 місяці тому +1

    yeah there is a bug where you cant upgrade your tent when you are upgrading sth else, but you can totally cancel that upgrade when that window pops up for the discounted instant tent upgrade. btw frequent festivities is super good for landless, it lets you to only pay 41g to upgrade every 10 month, also helpful for landless noble, as every feast is 400-600 influence.

  • @AToZed71
    @AToZed71 2 місяці тому +2

    you did byzantine adjacent stuff with the seljuk highlight, my 1st vote is egypt, 2nd is abbasids

  • @HomuraAkuma
    @HomuraAkuma 2 місяці тому +3

    I vote Abbasids, I miss the OPB Desert Vikings series…

  • @zigedelic3909
    @zigedelic3909 2 місяці тому +1

    Dyre is my favourite viking character to play, closely followed by Harald Fairhair

  • @YtseJammed
    @YtseJammed 2 місяці тому +2

    Careful with that Hæsteinn slander or you'll trigger a Varangian Adventure from Koifish

  • @TheBabyDumbo
    @TheBabyDumbo 2 місяці тому

    That was a brilliant bit of editing at the beginning with Dyre popping up from every corner with all the different expressions!

  • @dasmole4804
    @dasmole4804 2 місяці тому

    One thing about being an adventure that is easy to overlook is that each type of holding has a different town interaction. You can buy relics in towns, which is fantastic.

  • @BroMagnum
    @BroMagnum 2 місяці тому +2

    Honestly visiting all kinds of locale is super OP in this update. Visiting a church will let you heal wounds/sickness and get a 5 year life expectancy bonus, and visiting castles will let you quickly amass prowess and then the blademaster trait + XP (provided you can pay for it).
    If you plan on dueling your lover's cucked husbands, you might wanna get that first ;)

    • @Lutasiren
      @Lutasiren 2 місяці тому

      i wouldnt call it OP, it just gives you some power as you cant benefit from holdings. i mean in around 1060, every temple could give you +4 martial, learning, prowess, 40% learning exp boost, and you could hold like 10 or more. and you are here thinking visiting a temple is OP.

  • @attilajenkins1580
    @attilajenkins1580 2 місяці тому

    I was befriending people in 10 days, that were in my camp. Every time I traveled, I recruited a cultural ambassador who joins the camp, and would just befriend them. So those bonuses were super easy.

  • @Mrwhoisdreks
    @Mrwhoisdreks 2 місяці тому +11

    There is only one true vikinger and his name is koifish!
    Edit:my vote is for the Abassid’s(because I have a feeling we will see them far less often with the new dlc adding a third start. While Byzantium and Egypt will stay relevant)

  • @pr0duct1v1ty7
    @pr0duct1v1ty7 Місяць тому

    Idk if this is a bug or feature but if you move your camp to where the contract schemes take place you can move on and do other things while the scheme works in the background. You are only locked in place for a contract when you travel to it, not if your camp is already located there. This also works for some activities too.
    Basically you can have one scheme contract active and then go do any other non scheme contract and can even move your camp away once the scheme contract is started

  • @josiahs1438
    @josiahs1438 2 місяці тому

    This dude is so fun to play! Enemies everywhere makes it a challenge but he's so OP

  • @SkyForceOne2
    @SkyForceOne2 2 місяці тому +16

    based byzantium!

  • @1451Danny
    @1451Danny 2 місяці тому +5

    Hey man i think theres some mold in the video

  • @ekisnaar
    @ekisnaar 2 місяці тому +1

    With RICE I'd go for Egypt, but in this case I vote for Blobbasids.

  • @derekskelton4187
    @derekskelton4187 2 місяці тому

    The schemes percentage is different because it has a lot more options. In a lot of cases you can basically guarantee them they will just take forever to fire

  • @OverlordMalarkey
    @OverlordMalarkey 2 місяці тому

    Koifish: can you we you play as Jarl Haesteinn?
    Bravarian: No. We have Haesteinn at home
    Haesteinn at home: Dyre the Stranger

  • @dawn4383
    @dawn4383 2 місяці тому +1

    Dyre being a bastard founder but still being part of the dynasty always bothered me tho.

  • @A_itsar
    @A_itsar 2 місяці тому

    one of my earliest play through, i eventually became a roman emperor

  • @obliviousij5265
    @obliviousij5265 2 місяці тому

    It's weird how i just played him in CK2 and found this video

  • @Gonzlah
    @Gonzlah 2 місяці тому

    I love Jarl Dyre, I played him a lot for the Russia based achievements and even did an Iranian Intermezzo run with him!

  • @frankiecedeno3724
    @frankiecedeno3724 2 місяці тому

    Safest route I can take, doesn’t take any travel safeguards when he has tons of money.

  • @frankiecedeno3724
    @frankiecedeno3724 2 місяці тому

    I found a nice combo is Varangian Veterans, Ayurizdi (Armenian), and Horse Archers. Those three alone counter almost everything in the game, paiks help too.

  • @DeanWBarry
    @DeanWBarry 2 місяці тому

    When you get the pavillion bug the honest thing you should do is cancel the construction of what youre making for a refund and then take the instant construct discount pavillion then rebuild the campfire

  • @derekskelton4187
    @derekskelton4187 2 місяці тому

    I think elope is just really strict on who it works for. Especially not landed people, or people who should inherit. (You can mess with that one a little) But it should really just say why it's not available

  •  2 місяці тому

    You're not passing through all the points of interest when you're travelling, even though it often would not even be a detour. You're missing out on a _lot_ of free lifestyle XP, and on the decision to write about your travels where you can get five free learning perks.

  • @Alred.von.Krause
    @Alred.von.Krause 2 місяці тому +1

    Quicker than norman conquest of England

  • @Simeon437
    @Simeon437 2 місяці тому +3

    Join the Abbasids! I have seen christian viking, I want to see muslim egyptian viking?

  • @ChairmanMjau
    @ChairmanMjau 2 місяці тому

    Byzantine!!!! Make the daughter the new Empress!!!

  • @MatthewZzzz0
    @MatthewZzzz0 2 місяці тому

    Dyre my dear. By far I've had the most fun playing Dyre

  • @davidsorokin4006
    @davidsorokin4006 2 місяці тому

    ransom cages only works if you capture a person form battles

  • @geniusdiamond7451
    @geniusdiamond7451 2 місяці тому

    Eastern Rome, baby!!

  • @guilhermepondian7738
    @guilhermepondian7738 2 місяці тому

    My first play after dlc was with him. The first that come to my mind who are a good choice for adventurer

  • @qhu3878
    @qhu3878 2 місяці тому

    my last game was dyre, incredibly fun with the one exception of the ai making a ruthenian culture in cherven cities a month before I could hybridise, fun

  • @bey0gluuYT
    @bey0gluuYT 2 місяці тому +1

    I vote for Egypt!

  • @Chromium457
    @Chromium457 2 місяці тому

    Make your daughter the Byzantine empress.

  • @washinthewind
    @washinthewind 2 місяці тому

    Dyre is my absolute favorite start in 867. Genius, viking, Kyiv, infinity options for what to do with him...yeah; he's Haestein but better.

  • @imcoool2
    @imcoool2 2 місяці тому

    You should swear fealty to the Byzantines and make a Varangian-like hybrid culture.

  • @MrMath-2
    @MrMath-2 2 місяці тому +1

    0:06 this is Haesting blasphemy! There is no viking better than Haesting.

  • @danem.9402
    @danem.9402 2 місяці тому

    I WILL BE SLEEPING WITH YOUR WIFE VERY VERY SOON
    I love how he almost sounds apologetic about it. Like it's just something that is going to happen and there is no way to control it. Dyre gets the ladies.

  • @wisedaddybear3804
    @wisedaddybear3804 2 місяці тому

    I have started a campaign exactly like this. Please do Byzantium. It'll give me ideas!

  • @lysvaerd4480
    @lysvaerd4480 2 місяці тому

    Byzantine of course, become the varangian emperor !!!

  • @mariox204
    @mariox204 2 місяці тому

    23:22 said by the hyperskilled random norse man in egypt

  • @JesseKerson
    @JesseKerson 2 місяці тому

    It is strange, the DLC seems to throw your culture and religion out the window. No rivers, no raiding, no blots, no runestones... All of the Norse / Asatru flavor seems to have had the Slate Wiped clean

  • @Cifer77
    @Cifer77 2 місяці тому

    I thought Dyre the Stranger was one of the most popular playthroughs in CK3....
    I mean he's one of the very few who's a guaranteed Genius start

  • @Ranked_Journey
    @Ranked_Journey 2 місяці тому

    Join Basileia Ton Rhomaion, you should have distinguished yourself as a varagian, instead you presumably just going to sleep with the current Basileus or Basílissa to make them give you an estate, or something, or heck get a child with a claim to the throne.

  • @uradgula5258
    @uradgula5258 2 місяці тому

    Byzantine. To make the daughter's claim easier

  • @zacharysilver911
    @zacharysilver911 2 місяці тому

    I actually played him and I didn’t play CK2. I used him to get the achievement for forming Russia.

  • @landenmelvin1964
    @landenmelvin1964 2 місяці тому

    Gotta go Byzantine. The greek flavor is too good to ignore. Going from a Norseman cucking your rivals to a girlboss half-greek castrating her rivals seems like a fitting transition.

  • @theformalbear7150
    @theformalbear7150 2 місяці тому +2

    Egypt

  • @eiknarfp6391
    @eiknarfp6391 2 місяці тому +1

    Send this to Koifish

  • @derekskelton4187
    @derekskelton4187 2 місяці тому

    OPB you should never gamble if you think it's impossible to fail that many times in a row. Gambler's Fallacy running strong in this episode

  • @popovicipauladrian2186
    @popovicipauladrian2186 2 місяці тому

    Will you update your map mod again?

  • @drpolargaming
    @drpolargaming 2 місяці тому

    00:58 Foolish of you to asume we have a wife (we play map games)

  • @BoliceOccifer
    @BoliceOccifer 2 місяці тому

    0:56 it's over

  • @jockel784
    @jockel784 2 місяці тому

    Byzantium!

  • @TheVincenzoGaming
    @TheVincenzoGaming 2 місяці тому

    Everyone? Koifish is everyone?

  • @Nickunparalleled
    @Nickunparalleled 2 місяці тому

    One Proud Bavarian Hall Pass 😂

  • @Hapsburger
    @Hapsburger 2 місяці тому

    I vote for The Byzantines

  • @anderkickers5
    @anderkickers5 2 місяці тому +1

    On the contrary, I hate Haestienn, at least in his current implementation. He's an annoying sandbox character who always lives too long. Unless he's being played, he should probably just be an unlanded merc leader or something

  • @Eppursi
    @Eppursi 2 місяці тому

    He’s literally me

  • @rekke92
    @rekke92 2 місяці тому

    I vote for East Rome!

  • @jkyeah8033
    @jkyeah8033 Місяць тому

    Where’s Part 2

  • @mirek5242
    @mirek5242 2 місяці тому

    ciekawie wygląda,,

  • @Kilgorio
    @Kilgorio 2 місяці тому

    wow

  • @SangoProductions213
    @SangoProductions213 2 місяці тому

    I don't know how youtubers get hundreds of gold from wars. I did a dedicated swords for higher, and I'd never get more than 60 something for single-handedly winning a war for people.

  • @Rincewindus
    @Rincewindus 2 місяці тому

    You should settle in some really good land but it's tribal so your descendants can really develop it. Wherever Kiev is, maybe.

  • @strategabe
    @strategabe 2 місяці тому

    Byzantium, although Haesteinn is still better (Koifish gang sends its regards)

  • @TheSamwise61
    @TheSamwise61 2 місяці тому

    Byz baby

  • @justWorrik
    @justWorrik 2 місяці тому

    THE GREEKS ALWAYS CHOSE THE GREEKS.

  • @emilsoderman3691
    @emilsoderman3691 2 місяці тому

    Fatimids.

  • @pjoterem141
    @pjoterem141 2 місяці тому

    Bavarian, come to Poland

  • @Instinct245
    @Instinct245 2 місяці тому

    Byzantine

  • @DeanWBarry
    @DeanWBarry 2 місяці тому

    Dyre has always been way better than haesteinn. dudes literally mr 867, hes literally him. Hes fucks without a doubt.

  • @Coalislandmutt
    @Coalislandmutt 2 місяці тому

    Join the eastern romans as a kinda Varangian vassal and the administrative goverment is cool

  • @joshkercenneck2357
    @joshkercenneck2357 2 місяці тому

    Hide ya wives??

  • @pjoterem141
    @pjoterem141 2 місяці тому

    make West Slavia administrative

  • @ChartreuseDan
    @ChartreuseDan 2 місяці тому

    Have paradox seriously still not added major river sailing for travellers? Weak

  • @FeZe1997
    @FeZe1997 2 місяці тому

    they changed his house sigil. unplayable.

    • @FeZe1997
      @FeZe1997 2 місяці тому +1

      wait what are you going to do with my wife

  • @elementsounds7027
    @elementsounds7027 2 місяці тому

    You call yourself proud bavarian but you haven't played as Bavaria in ck3🧐