What are you talking about? He did win! Mike and Eliza blew up all of Pole Land 2, leaving the land of Divorcia free to expand without their interference. Everything else is non-canon.
"This is my OC Mike, and he's the general of Pole land 2 but he kinda makes all the decisions and he hates war because his friend Eliza blew herself up in a war effort. Then, Mike went back to his home country of France and married the president. Mike then married all the world leaders and United Europe because everyone loved him except for the evil country of Divorcia who hated people being happy and loving each other. Divorcia poisoned his magic cheese and he died. And because everyone loved Mike so much they hated Divorcia forever and the entire world started fighting each other again."
@@notzombie3703 And then he resurected as Mike and changed his name to Pike , got a new wife , remarried previous wife's and established world peace. Oh, and while he was away, his four newborn children made drug deals to make peace treaty with slovakia and got arrested in the USA for smuggling....tbc
Mike was: - King of Ireland - King of France - Co-President of Italy? - Co-Pope of the Vatican City? - Chief architect of the Michael Tower in Austria.
I also recall Jar-Jar Binks being weirdly powerful and also lame at the same time, in the Take Over Space episode. My fave was when he held onto the outside of someone's spaceship _as it was flying_ , and managed to successfully broker a power deal while doing that. XD
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What makes this even better, is that "Go pound sand!" basically means "F*!@ off!", like, "Leave! Go away!" The chat(s) seemed to take the word "pound" in a very different way, however...
My theory on why we lost here was totally because of Doug. AI when making stories usually focus on having a protagonist (who would be the winner) and the antagonist(rare wins but loses mostly.) Doug by mentioning us as WEAK AND A CRYBABY LOST US THE GAME, RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED
Also Doug was just too nice overall. He kept going whenever the ai said that we got something, giving it chances to take it away, while stopping whenever it said that we failed, but did the opposite for charborg.
I feel like AI just decided Divorocia are the antagonists and so it sticks it to them constantly. Maybe a good strat would be to call your empire "The good guys"
Not really, it decides Mike is the protagonist and Poland 2 are the antagonists. Then it sort of goes off the rails because Poland 2 can’t be destroyed.
edit: sorry if it sounded aggressive just wanted to explain what I meant @@AbsolXGuardian I'm mean yeah and the current president of Italy wasn't the ruler of the nonexistent (during that time) country of italy. Like it's far from historically accurate. What I meant by my comment is that what dougdoug says is quite funny in the context
He's gotta be one of the most talked about people in history, considering Godwin's Law: "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1".
I kind of want to see if I can do this in something like Crusader Kings, now. Or possibly the Sims. Don't know how that would work, but you can bet I'll have a damn fun time trying. :P
I think what happened is that the bot recognized "dope" as a word for idiots, rather than a pun on pope and dope (a word for cool) and thus made divorcia the comic relief to mike's harem anime
Also when Doug removed the part about Hitler, he replaced it by saying that the emperor “cried” which further makes the ai think that divorcia isn’t serious.
It's funny how the Poland was actually lore accurate - doesn't exist on the map for the most part, but then suddenly has a resurgence and ends up winning.
Hello Mr. Douglas Douglas Files, I'm glad you made this into a video! I've watched both Doug's and Charborg's vods a while ago, and was sad that neither of them made a video on it. So thanks for making it a reality!
I like the idea that the Holy Dope just walks into Pole Land 2, draws a sword, and gets some boss music playing. He just ends whole armies on a day to day basis.
As much as I love these, Doug has always given himself a disadvantage with these. When something good happens for his opponent (Mike gets created), he decides it to be a special resource. When something good happens to him, he usually just lets it be with nothing, or doesn't follow through. The opposite is also true, when something bad happens to the opponent (Pole Land 2 losing the war to france, the country being blown up, Mike straight up saying he does not want to be part of the Pole Land 2 Army anymore), Doug does nothing, not even take away Mike as a special resource. But when something bad happens to him (Germany saying no to invasion) he immediately proceeds to explain that in the worst way for him. He does this throughout all of these videos, usually it's not that bad since its doug vs chat and we (and probably he) wants chat to win, but against an actual opponent it just gets kinda annoying once you notice it
Add the fact that the A.I keeps thinking Doug's side is always the bad guy, so it makes sure that everything he does either fails, or helps the other team. It makes it very clear that Doug is going to lose every time.
o7 to this soldier working his butt off to bring us dougdoug content, this must have been so much work, just know your sacrafice doesnt go by unappreciated
@DougFiles there's a point reward to turn on his Webcam for a few secs. He's been caught pickin his boogies on multiple occasions cuz of it lol Whether he had that active during this stream: idk
Charborg is just so hard to root against, he’s just such a silly little guy and would definitely not eat another human 6 minutes and 33 seconds into a survival scenario
This actually felt like a Doug Doug video, your editing skills are on fantastic! Amazing video and thanks for taking the time to edit this invasion session, never would have known it existed!
Setting: An intimate, candle-lit private table in the shadowy corner of a romantic little bistro. MIKE, our protagonist, leans in to his date (which can be any random leader in Europe) and smoulderingly gives them The Look. Mike clears his throat. "Pound sand", he whispers into their ear.
I love how twitch chat and doug unironically did the same thing with Mike that state farm did with Jake. They fell in love with him just because his name was Mike
The problem was that the ai basically assigned Mike as the protagonist, and so Divorcia became the villain, and therefore failed at everything it tried to do lol
Someday Doug will realize how much this ai loves plot twists. Actual strategies never work because you'd expect them to work. The ai loves subverting expectations. You have ti do something so stupid that the ai thinks having it work would be interesting. That's why Mike always succeeded. Everything he did was so stupid that the ai had to maje it work.
"Doug *and Streamer* are leaders, we make final call" I get that this is probably because Doug came up with the challenge and wrote this before it was confirmed which other streamer would be participating, but; it is incredibly funny to read it as pure disrespect 😂
I think it’s really funny that no matter what Doug does he cannot win while Mike effortlessly makes a harem with the entirety of Europe
Sometimes I feel like the A.I just have a grudge with Doug with not letting him win most of the time as seen by the ither A.I invasions.
Mike's gonna be pounding something other than sand soon
It drives me nuts because he wins then keeps generating until he loses.
What are you talking about? He did win! Mike and Eliza blew up all of Pole Land 2, leaving the land of Divorcia free to expand without their interference. Everything else is non-canon.
@@hiveling-111( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Mike is litirally just a mary sue self insert harem isekai anime protagonist for the AI bot
It's crazy
Now I imagined him having luscious, glowing rainbow hair, like the original mary sues
@@BierBart12don't forget the cool rainbow sword
"This is my OC Mike, and he's the general of Pole land 2 but he kinda makes all the decisions and he hates war because his friend Eliza blew herself up in a war effort. Then, Mike went back to his home country of France and married the president. Mike then married all the world leaders and United Europe because everyone loved him except for the evil country of Divorcia who hated people being happy and loving each other. Divorcia poisoned his magic cheese and he died. And because everyone loved Mike so much they hated Divorcia forever and the entire world started fighting each other again."
@@notzombie3703 And then he resurected as Mike and changed his name to Pike , got a new wife , remarried previous wife's and established world peace. Oh, and while he was away, his four newborn children made drug deals to make peace treaty with slovakia and got arrested in the USA for smuggling....tbc
Is Mike Erling Haaland?
Mike was:
- King of Ireland
- King of France
- Co-President of Italy?
- Co-Pope of the Vatican City?
- Chief architect of the Michael Tower in Austria.
an Emperor of France
a father of four (two being from m-preg)
- A cheese eater
And he hates war!
And he had a mom!
Since 90 percent of Chat defected to Poland and Poland won, that means Chat beat DougDoug again.
truly Chat is the main character
*Poland 2
@@tikimillie*Pole land 2
@@tikimillie no, they defected to Poland, not to be confused with Pole Land 2
Bro Mike is more OP than Saul Goodman was in US AI invasion, and Saul literally decended from heaven and destroyed Doug's entire army
breaking bad characters are insanely strong
@@BetterCaulipowerSall-vq9yn Saul Goodman vs Goku fight of the galactic millenium
I also recall Jar-Jar Binks being weirdly powerful and also lame at the same time, in the Take Over Space episode. My fave was when he held onto the outside of someone's spaceship _as it was flying_ , and managed to successfully broker a power deal while doing that. XD
Yooo finally another doug(unnoficial)doug(unnoficial)doug(unnoficial)doug(unnoficial)doug(unnoficial) video
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How did you have 5 tries to spell it right and still failed?
@@larrybird6860 ?
How is it supposed to be spelled?
@@larrybird6860louks guhd two mii
UNOfficial Doug video
"I love that Divorcia's greatest enemy is marriage"
Oh brother the story writes itself, quite literally.
I stopped pounding sand to watch this
Go pound sand
Go pound sand
Some rude sand you've got there.
What makes this even better, is that "Go pound sand!" basically means "F*!@ off!", like, "Leave! Go away!"
The chat(s) seemed to take the word "pound" in a very different way, however...
@@robinchesterfield42foreskin sand
Alternative title: Dougdoug and Charborg struggle to keep Hitler out of their story.
Ditler
Surprised this is still not an official video, I know he was initially planning on it
@LostToaster You've got it all wrong. This guy actually recorded all of Doug's gameplay, and Doug stole all of it. D:
@@CowWithTommyGunAltStealing pog
Idk but I think the constant mention of Hitler kinda hinders that lmao
@@Hu1tziil Doesn't seem like it hinders anyone else
I'm sure this channel and Doug Doug are in cahoots and Doug decides what's ok and not ok to post
My theory on why we lost here was totally because of Doug. AI when making stories usually focus on having a protagonist (who would be the winner) and the antagonist(rare wins but loses mostly.) Doug by mentioning us as WEAK AND A CRYBABY LOST US THE GAME, RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED
Rigged af
this was also totally why Doug couldn't win the Ai home invasion lol
Also Doug was just too nice overall. He kept going whenever the ai said that we got something, giving it chances to take it away, while stopping whenever it said that we failed, but did the opposite for charborg.
You had your chance to defect to poland. Cope and seethe.
Charborg marrying his way through Europe was so funny to watch live
Pov: the hapsburgs
yeah, unlike doug, who is the divorce guy
So in a competition between Doug and Charborg, Doug’s chat beat Doug. Again. Somehow.
this might be the funniest comment I've ever read about DougDoug content. It's spectacular.
At this point, I honestly think they don't know how to NOT beat Doug in an AI battle. XD
"PLANNED!"
When the AI say pound sand to Doug:😡🤬😡🤬
When Mike says pound sand to his many wives: 😉😘🥰😍
I feel like AI just decided Divorocia are the antagonists and so it sticks it to them constantly. Maybe a good strat would be to call your empire "The good guys"
The Good Guys vs The Protagonists
@@BierBart12AI would get soooo confused :D
I feel like that happens a lot in ai invasion
Not really, it decides Mike is the protagonist and Poland 2 are the antagonists. Then it sort of goes off the rails because Poland 2 can’t be destroyed.
"We cant steal the berlin war, it's the year 1000" meanwhile pole land 2 trying to steal the Eiffle tower in the same turn xd
These also aren't the borders of Europe in the year 1000
edit: sorry if it sounded aggressive just wanted to explain what I meant
@@AbsolXGuardian I'm mean yeah and the current president of Italy wasn't the ruler of the nonexistent (during that time) country of italy. Like it's far from historically accurate. What I meant by my comment is that what dougdoug says is quite funny in the context
And later seducing the presidents of France (a position which did not exist until 1848) and Italy (1946, plus the country did not exist until 1861)
I love how the AI really wants hitler to be part of the story
Hitler would have ended up as married to Mike
He makes every story better
He's gotta be one of the most talked about people in history, considering Godwin's Law: "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1".
Especially in a story set in 1000ce
@@im1fadedRobokay but are the nazis what was bad or was it hitler.
I did not anticipate weaponised polygamy winning the day, but here we are lmao
I kind of want to see if I can do this in something like Crusader Kings, now.
Or possibly the Sims. Don't know how that would work, but you can bet I'll have a damn fun time trying. :P
I love how early in the story Mike was built up as having a "Special power". And then it isn't until the 35 minute mark when you learn what it is.
I think what happened is that the bot recognized "dope" as a word for idiots, rather than a pun on pope and dope (a word for cool) and thus made divorcia the comic relief to mike's harem anime
Also when Doug removed the part about Hitler, he replaced it by saying that the emperor “cried” which further makes the ai think that divorcia isn’t serious.
It's funny how the Poland was actually lore accurate - doesn't exist on the map for the most part, but then suddenly has a resurgence and ends up winning.
Hello Mr. Douglas Douglas Files, I'm glad you made this into a video! I've watched both Doug's and Charborg's vods a while ago, and was sad that neither of them made a video on it. So thanks for making it a reality!
It's funny how Doug Doug accidentally unites the Republic of Ireland and Northern Ireland before the first turn even starts
ireland quietly takes back the north 🤫🇮🇪
lmao
I like the idea that the Holy Dope just walks into Pole Land 2, draws a sword, and gets some boss music playing. He just ends whole armies on a day to day basis.
Entering a tournament to assassinate the protagonist and failing embarrassingly is some actual cartoon villain action.
POLAND MENTIONED 🗣️🔥🔥❗❗🇵🇱🦅🦅🦅
And one of the first mentions of poland was charborg not knowing its in europe
POLSKA GUROM!!!!!
It was crazy when they said it's Poland time and then polanded all over the place (Love from Hungary =D)
If they didn't know before, then they know now!
POLSKA NAJLEPSZA @@sai_ai__8446
As much as I love these, Doug has always given himself a disadvantage with these. When something good happens for his opponent (Mike gets created), he decides it to be a special resource. When something good happens to him, he usually just lets it be with nothing, or doesn't follow through. The opposite is also true, when something bad happens to the opponent (Pole Land 2 losing the war to france, the country being blown up, Mike straight up saying he does not want to be part of the Pole Land 2 Army anymore), Doug does nothing, not even take away Mike as a special resource. But when something bad happens to him (Germany saying no to invasion) he immediately proceeds to explain that in the worst way for him.
He does this throughout all of these videos, usually it's not that bad since its doug vs chat and we (and probably he) wants chat to win, but against an actual opponent it just gets kinda annoying once you notice it
Add the fact that the A.I keeps thinking Doug's side is always the bad guy, so it makes sure that everything he does either fails, or helps the other team. It makes it very clear that Doug is going to lose every time.
He does like to be the antagonist, and given his chat and channel, I think he is a glutton for punishment.
RIGGED
o7
to this soldier working his butt off to bring us dougdoug content, this must have been so much work, just know your sacrafice doesnt go by unappreciated
Divorcia was defeated by marriage, and Poland 2 was defeated by Poland 1. The robots can't be beat!
Mattarella mpreg was not something I would ever see (as an Italian)
Tell him to pound sand (romantically)
Holy shit 53 minutes?? We ain't sleeping tonight boiz
Sup Doug snacks
@@marabethobrien6157 DougDoug Snacks, respectfully
Mike Jr saying hello to Mike Jr, colorized, 1022 AD.
Missed opportunity to include Charborg's POV as well.
He doesn't have a webcam, so it would be the same
@DougFiles there's a point reward to turn on his Webcam for a few secs. He's been caught pickin his boogies on multiple occasions cuz of it lol
Whether he had that active during this stream: idk
I always kind of thought these two would vibe well, surprised to see they already collabed
I love Charborg sm I was rooting for him the whole time
Charborg is just so hard to root against, he’s just such a silly little guy and would definitely not eat another human 6 minutes and 33 seconds into a survival scenario
I agree i hate dougdoug
This actually felt like a Doug Doug video, your editing skills are on fantastic! Amazing video and thanks for taking the time to edit this invasion session, never would have known it existed!
I love how when The Dope tried to hurt Mike by marrying Mike's Mom, Mike immediately retaliated by marrying The Dope's mom
Setting: An intimate, candle-lit private table in the shadowy corner of a romantic little bistro.
MIKE, our protagonist, leans in to his date (which can be any random leader in Europe) and smoulderingly gives them The Look.
Mike clears his throat.
"Pound sand", he whispers into their ear.
25:33 "Im worried if we go to austria it'll bring back ditler" is a wild sentenc
The fact that the AI came in at the end and (literally) fucked everyone over kills me
I love how twitch chat and doug unironically did the same thing with Mike that state farm did with Jake. They fell in love with him just because his name was Mike
Poland just making everyone else pound sand at the end and taking everything has to be one of the best plot twists ever
I can see why this one didn't became a main channel video, however the joke at 31:36 is one of my favorites the AI has made
11:50
Not the chat devolving into “WE WANT DITLER!” and “FEMBOY POPE!”
0:36 As a Spaniard I must say he has integrated into the culture very well. One of us.
I was praying the AI would forget Sergio was a dude and get him pregnant anyway, and simultaneously was not ready for it to actually happen.
The marrige start is unironically a classic medieval European strategy that did work many-many times theoughout history.
The second I saw this and remembered that Charborg also has a notorious chat, I knew this was gonna be a fun one.
I have re-watch the vod of the original stream 3 times so this should be good
I greatly appreciate how the one force the Nation called DIVORCIA wasn’t able to overcome was the power of love.
Dough just keeps getting blasted in the invasions, no matter the timeline or rules.
Omg my two favourite chaotic streamers COLAB??? FUCK YES HAPPY DAY. love you both charborg and doug lmao
Crazy how this is unofficial this vid is great!
Honestly I keep forgetting I'm watching an unofficial vid, the DougDoug editing style is top notch
Mikes real super powers were the friends he made along the way.
"Sir, they hit the second pope."
genuinely didn’t know this was a fan channel bc of auto play lmao, good editing
Ah yes doug's biggest enemies a random dude that has cheese eating powers, marriage and mpreg
Chat instantly latching on to Mike feels like a dnd party latching on to a random goblin
28:00
Mike: "pound sand"
president Sergio Mattarella: "how about you pound me instead?"
I laughed so hard at this. Thanks for putting this together
when i clicked on this video i did not. expect to be subjected to sergio mattarella mpreg
This video is edited so accurately to Doug's actual videos i didn't even realize til the end
4:55 thank you Doug for having Northern Ireland as our territory
The northern irish wouldnt be having so much fun from that
When you realise that mike was actually french. And this entire thing was France's revenge for chat trying to take them out initially
I love it when the real Doug Doug posts
Mike's hard lemonade is the resource Mike gives
The problem was that the ai basically assigned Mike as the protagonist, and so Divorcia became the villain, and therefore failed at everything it tried to do lol
Mike fanfic pog
And so Mike left europe and went to America where he became Michael Townley and robbed a bank
Later he changed his name to Cooper and hijacked a plane
Mike truly lives up to the phrase " make love, not war". Bro built an empire purely by marrying whoever is in charge.
Mike: Builds a tower in Germany and goes home.
Doug's chat: FREE TOWER
Literally ONE person in Doug's chat: POUND SAND
this channel is official youre just crazy
Someday Doug will realize how much this ai loves plot twists. Actual strategies never work because you'd expect them to work. The ai loves subverting expectations. You have ti do something so stupid that the ai thinks having it work would be interesting. That's why Mike always succeeded. Everything he did was so stupid that the ai had to maje it work.
It’s really funny that he didn’t know where Poland was 😂😭
Mike going for the Age of Empires Wonder victory in Germany. Unfortunately, wonder victory was turned off in the match settings.
the amount of joy i get when doug speaked spanish
THANK YOU, I've been waiting DECADES for this one to get edited.
Only Doug could lose to his own chat in a game where they're a team
I really love the subtle editing its so nice
This was amazing. Thank you uploader and thank you Doug
NovelAI really is punishing Doug for all the shit he has done to it.
That was a personal Vendetta.
Mike made mpreg canon in the Dougdoug cinematic universe
"Doug *and Streamer* are leaders, we make final call"
I get that this is probably because Doug came up with the challenge and wrote this before it was confirmed which other streamer would be participating, but; it is incredibly funny to read it as pure disrespect 😂
Was thinking of watching this vod again, this came at the perfect time
missed opportunity to start as dougoslavia
No military can stand against the charisma of Mike and his traveling multinational polycule
The ai really just decided to give Mike his lot armor
4:21 combining 5 whole balkan countries is like a one stop civil war machine
A three way marriage and talks of building a new Eiffel Tower 👀 24:00
Doug getting absolutely obliterated by a polygmaist harem love master in Mike is hilarious painful
Doug is trying to do actual tactics, while Mike just converts to Mormonism and gets around
All hail our glorious Mormon god emperor Mike
This was edited very well!! It seemed like something Doug would post on his Second channel!!!
I think the AI just settles Divorcia be comedic villains and there's nothing that can be done about it.
I’ve been wanting to get back into his channel. Very serendipitous
Your editing is fantastic, so uncannily similar to dog's normal editors, thanks for making this channel
Average Poland behaivour
Thank you for condensing a three hour video in 50 minutes much appreicated!!!!!
6:00 - Gotta love how low volume the AI's voice is so basically *_no one_* can hear it! 😂
I forgot I wasnt watching a normal DougDoug video 😂 Great editing