Expensive Date - Peep Show
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- Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
- Mark is waiting for his date to turn up whilst Jez is with Big Suze to let her know about his Chlamydia but gets side tracked when he realises she's single again.
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“You’re never alone with a phone… look at that no calls.”
Story of my life lol
"Everyone I know doesn't want to talk to me."
At least now no one would even notice you because they're all looking at their phones.
"Obviously it's not really delicious like hot chocolate or coke.."
Clearly AlphaMikeOmega hasn't had hot chocolate and crisps
Wine does tend to go with food a lot better that hot chocolate or coke.
@Terror You can't really be that thick !
@Nunnha B Let's look at this logically and study the ancient technique of winemaking:
Base material: beautiful fresh grapes
The grapes get stamped by the feet of peasants
The resulting mixture gets stored
The things that make grapes sweet and delicious get fermented by yeast into ethanol and carbon dioxide
The wine is stored for a longer time so the protein gets broken down
The resulting thing contains derivatives of gallic acid (tannin) which makes it taste like leather
The wine maker adds gelatin derived from boiled down animal carcasses to remove some of the tannin
You might be on to something...
I've never actually had coke before. But I bet it's way better than wine.
"Restaurant, you have to pretend you're infinitely wealthy for some reason" hahaha, it's true.
You are never alone with a phone.
It is funny because it is true.
The joke aged into a different joke
But at the same time, not at all true.
More alone than ever with a phone.
@@fingmoron Well yes, but you can fool gullible people into thinking that your 'not' which brings great comfort, to some.
You always have zucc with you
When my partner and I buy nice wine in restaurants, we do sometimes say, "obviously it's not really delicious, like hot chocolate or coke".
Hot chocolate and steak might be a bit of a rough combination.
@jack Maher Nah, but when I head on down to that ole saloon, I always have a hog-killin' time with my pard'ner. Yee-haw.
@@QuasiELVIS You gotta try milk steak with hot chocolate and jelly beans. Tell me if you puked, because I am not trying it first.
@@Dominian1 Or perhaps an egg, in this trying time?
@@QuasiELVIS Aw thanks, all those blood capsules made me sick. Maybe an egg will BLURURUUUGGHHHHH
“The highest alcohol content per ml at the cheapest price, in this whole corner shop”
Excellent! And perhaps another bottle of this barolo red wine drink that you recommend, in case the first doesn't rid me of my perishing thirst.
@@QFIhawkman That is the usual solution.
I don't need this apple banana and this copy of the ledger
'He's looking for someone more subservient on the internet' 😁
That is a great line - made me giggle
Johnson is one of the best characters and big suze is fucking hot. Would love to watch her taking johnsons bbc
Good lord Jim take it easy
Just tells that she's shit on bed..!
‘What a sheeeeet’
Jez was sure wrong about Iraq.
That was obvious bullshit when he said it.
Combined with the phone joke that's 2 jokes in 2 minutes that aged like fine wine
hey its not over till its over.
ytviewerLem998 Oh God you're right. All the dots are connecting in my head right now.
Well that's the joke...
His face when he sees the price
"He's looking for someone more subservient on the internet" is one of the best lines in the series
I prefer, "4 naan? That's ridiculous!"
Lame comment. Women want a man's protection then call men toxic. GTFO
@@lachlanbrown409 who hurt you? Lol
@@lachlanbrown409 awwww. 😆
. bruh. Why r u generalizing?
@@lachlanbrown409 found the incel
"There's a fivers worth right there"
true fan You sound fun at parties
Big Suze is an absolute stunner.
Annoying though...
@@tsarbomba01 like most stunners
@@tsarbomba01 big posho*
@Old Skool Bodybuilding Routines bet you're a neckbeard virgin living in his mums house
The actor is related to royalty
This show made me legit fall in love with Big Suze
I was the same with Dobbie
+Nicolas Cataldo Can confirm legit unconditional Suze love.
Jez always gets the hot women. It's not fair!
Debbie's great, but she's no Big Suze!
I was totally into Dobbie, but Big Suze seems like such a fuckin' out of touch, delicate bitch nightmare.
Every date is expensive when you're paying
He should have asked for Mr Rashid's 2.99 bottle
UnoriginallyInclined he should also ask him if he’s got anything cheaper
oh that’s rough. miscalculated. dinner party.
there be monsters
Austerity cornflakes and Latvian feta?
@@michaelkobylko2969 Brown rice and PopTarts, chamomile tea and economy vodka.
Suze is super gorgeous
I will remarry her anytime. Pray for me
She married someone related to the Queen so she's Lady Fredrick Windsor or something now.
She's a bit too fleshy for me.
MrMarr4347 lovely hahahaha
Mate serious
I can relate to this show more than I want to.
I can relate to both and Mark and Jeremy for all the wrong reasons it’s disturbing.
My alltime favourite show :)
Love your videos on Bully
Oh hey I wasn't expecting to see you here sweg lmao
SWEGTA who would hace thought to see you here.
Same xxx
The bully man himself
“There’s a fivers worth right there.” I do that all the time!
"Obviously it's not really delicious like hot chocolate or coke."
Thank you! Someone finally said it. Let's stop pretending alcoholic drinks taste good.
Idk mate, a nice wine with a juicy fillet steak is the tits.
Beer is very refreshing tho. More than coke or hot chocolate
EVERYONE would be an alcoholic if hot chocolate or coke had alcohol in it.
I prefer a Moscow mule to coke or hot chocolate.
Look at that - no calls. Everyone I know doesn't want to talk to me hahaha
“Everyone i know doesn’t want to talk to me” damn that hits hard
Not really, why would anyone happen to talk to you in that particular moment
Why does Johnson need to look on the internet when he already has Mark?
who cares about money when they're on a date with big suze?
I had a mate do this to me...He helped me set up an art exhibition, i took him out for dinner- it was all like lobster thermidor & fizz! Think i ordered egg & chips.
That's a twist on the Seinfeld episode where Jerry takes some one to dinner for giving him a coat. He buys some expensive seafood and the other guy says I just want the soup, and since that really isn't dinner he thinks they should do it again!!
Mark should have hit up those women smiling at him instead lol - the one on the right most seemed interested
I mean pity is a kind of interest sure
"I'm paying I assume" LOL those subtle pathetic moments from Jez gets me everytime, his lines are probably the most overlooked by fans
He's one of the two main characters, you really think fans even could overlook roughly 50% of the show?
there is nothing pathetic to ask that question in the age of equality
@@sebsebski2829 He invited her, it's pathetic
Can’t help wishing Jez had said: “Barolliant!” at the end there
Too clever for him, also it doesn’t really roll off the tongue
These two (and their writers!) never failed us. :-)
2:00 the best acting of a person tasting a wine too bitter for anyone else to comprehend, ever.
the writers of this are theeeeeeeeee most underrated writers ever
That subtle flinch when he saw the price
It’s almost like fear. Robert Webb is a fantastic actor
@@Loubludmy fave
45 quid?! I've just spent 45 quid on wine!
To be fair, to English people the £45 price isn't the issue. The fact you only get one bottle is.
No calls, everyone I know doesn’t want to talk to me.
Welcome to the grim reality that is most men’s lives.
45 pounds to get big Suzie tipsy, deal!
It's so cute his phone is a phone. These days he could have been playing strategic RPGs, reading the Internet, heck for that matter hitting Tinder up.
Mark creating a tinder profile under Jez’s supervision would be a great scene
@@Prog4Prog Swipe right on them all Jeremy, on them all. That’s insane
"………what is my news……."
“Bereaved is better than stood up”
"No calls, everyone I know doesn't want to talk to me"
It does feel like that sometime
The Northgate (the pub exterier) is on Southgate Rd in Islington, London. But it's called De Beovier Arms nowdays. Great boozer.
Jeremy's hunch was wrong lol
"For wine, *smooch*, brilliant!"
Big Suze dropped Johnson quick when he lost his job.
It never happenned to me but at the beginning when Mark complains about the women looking at him I felt that
Big Suze is so very very pretty
I remember from my youth that my first wine in Poland costed around 1 pound for 0,7 liter bottle.
My first pint of beer cost me 1 shilling and six pence.
Just to clarify, it wasn't really a wine. It was a product where they mixed pure alcohol with water and some colour and flavour additives. It was absolutely obnoxious.
@Smithy18 Not far off. IIRC war rationing ended in 1954 or thereabouts. I guess I bought my first beer 1965 (ish) with the money I made helping a local pig-farmer. By then, food was not too bad. It was pretty healthy by today's standard. Plenty of meat and fresh vegetables.
Just noticed but the 'pitying smiles' looked more like 'interested smiles'.
If didn't act weird, Mark probably could've joined them.
Borolo being a high-tannin intense wine, is usually drunk after a meal, not as a "session tipple". Located among the Langhe hills, the Barolo zone is a collection of different mesoclimate, soil types, altitudes and expositions that can have a pronounced effect on the development of the nebbiolo grape and the resulting Barolo wine. Within the Barolo zone there are two major soil types separated by the Alba-Barolo road. Within the communes of Serralunga d'Alba and Monforte d'Alba is a compact, sandstone-based soil dating from the Helvetian epoch. In the Barolo and La Morra zone, the soils are similar to those found in the Barbaresco zone, dating from the Tortonian period, being composed of calcareous marl that is more compact and fertile.
Sounds delicious. Not as delicious as hot chocolate or coke, but for wine...?
This is something Mark would memorize as an anecdote. Jez would if his IQ was high enough to be able to memorize it.
@@Svoorhout85 Yes. He would be quietly pleased about his prior knowledge of this interesting and complex variety, though too shy to inform his companion that it is usually an after-dinner wine... notwithstanding an expensive one nevertheless.
"Bereaved is better than stood up"
£45 seems like a bargain for fancy restaurant Wine in 2022
You would be hard pressed to find a Barolo for under £100
@@giftedkid54lol seriously? that's what I pay monthly in rent in buenos aires.
Well his hunch was way off wasn't it!
Haha, i dont think Jez would have been more wrong about iraq!
Well, everyone seems to have this massive downer on the whole thing.... But I say it ain't over till it's over..... Baby!
Not that wrong in 2018 to be fair.
@el stink The S in ISIS stands for Syria not Iraq, and Putin's helped Assad mop up rebel activity in Syria anyway, giving ISIS much less cover to operate in without coming across government forces.
He said it would turn out fine, but he didn’t say WHEN. So he could still be right.
@@firstnamelastname-oy7es but that second "I" though... doesn't stand for In
Big Suze is Claudia Winkleman's half sister and is married to Prince Michael of Kent's son, Lord Freddie Windsor.
She's also in some American shite, I think I saw her in Two and a half big bangs or something.
@@krashd yeh shes regular on Ashton Kutcher series
Jez reminds me of George Costanza here, complaining about bringing wine to a dinner party, and that Pepsi is so much better...
Chocolate babka
Bigsuze would be worth a mortgage
sounds like my description of wine. the best wine ive drank was new wine that someone had just made and it hadnt gotten the bitter "wine" taste yet. or dandelion wine which was great and not sure it would really be considered a wine
Sure, dandelion wine still counts as wine. You can even make wine with nettles.
@@lesleyd9969 who meeds a vineyard when I've got loads of nettles in my garden eh?
“He’s looking for someone more subservient on the internet.” 😂
I keep remembering that Big Suz is a member of the Royal Family
She's not, her actress is.
He was wrong about Iraq.
everyone i know doesnt want to talk to me either
Big Suze, Elena and Nancy. Jez hooked up with some hot women, even though he's irresponsible, a liar and usually broke. I've been doing it all wrong for years.
Nice pair.
0:07 hahahahahaha I love how he misread that smile. xD
never noticed that before! i actually thought they WERE 'pitying smiles', until you see the lady on the right. Good spot!
@@euan1234 Was she eyeing him up?
@@bouncycastles1214 I think so. Two are giving him the 'pity smiles', but the third one is raising her eyebrows and smiling normally towards him. And even (quickly) looks up and down at him
Yeah. One of them is interested and the other two are trying to convince her not to talk to him.
Oh shit NO! 45 QUID?!?!?! I'VE JUST SPENT 45 QUID ON WINE!
Iraq will come good any day now.
Big Suze is such a snack.
is Jez as camp as Christmas or is it just me?
It turns out later, he realises he's bisexual.
I totally get what Jez means, although I'm not sure hot chocolate is actually as delicious as it feels like it should be. But you know what actually is delicious (like Coke)? Port. And it's stronger than wine, too.
Hahaha, I love Jez!
lol
And now she’s royalty....
This is why I don't drink alcohol - it's expensive and it tastes like rubbish when compared to chocolate or coke.
medievalist honestly curious, coca cola or cocaine?
Coca Cola. I'm too stingy to develop a drug habit.
You're young, right? Try cocktails, or even some Micro-Brewed Craft Ale. I was like you originally, and was stunned when I discovered alcohol that's actually enjoyable to drink.
Micro-brewed craft ale is the new drink everyone pretends to like after wine has become too out of reach for hipsters.
Try putting some Baileys in that Hot Chocolate.
its not delicious like hot choc or coke hahahahah
There’s a fivers worth
"There it is! Oh, shit! No! Forty-five quid... I've just spent forty-five quid on wine!"
not delicious like hot chocolate, or coke.... line taken DIRECTLY out of 'Wayne's World' !!!!!! hahaha still love it though!
pppfffffff "can I be frank?" ... "can I still be Garth?" haha
snow3519 Where is it in Wayne's World? I remember Garth spitting out scotch and saying this coke has gone bad but that is a different joke. Yes, they are both suggesting immature guys prefer coke to alcohol but I certainly wouldn't say they stole it.
Big Suze is breathtaking :)
Let's face it: all wine is disgusting.
Big Suze is a 10. change my mind
His hunch was wrong
Is dis Ava delush?
Lost it when he said “look at these dicks” 😂
Ah £45, the good old days.
It's not really delicious like hot chocolate or coke
I always had a little crush on Big Suze
Bereaved is better than stood up.
i used to think big suze was the only character who wasn't an awful person, but i think now that she was bad in her own way. she used her good looks and ditsy persona to get people to do things for her
Ah, Nokias.
I miss them so much.
Laughter helps 🤣😂🙂
The Iraq bit didn't age very well.
Bereaved is better than stood up. - David Mitchell 😂
*Mark Corrigan
"Maybe she's dead" xD
The bereaved remark is so cute
Big suzie is delicious! ❤️
My worst investment was £100 for a meal with an internet date I never saw again.
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mark was in for a threes-up there, if only he'd known
Obviously it's not really delicious like hot chocolate or coke, but for wine... brilliant.
Transferable tax allowance was abolished in 1990, six days before I got married.