Can You Shoot off a Tire Boot WITHOUT Popping Your Tire???

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  • @julian23561
    @julian23561 4 роки тому +787

    "Purrs like a kitten!"
    I don't know, maybe that kitten needs a Vet Ranch visit.

    • @wikiwiki1093
      @wikiwiki1093 4 роки тому +11

      This gonna get like 2K likes I'm calling it now

    • @jm_games999
      @jm_games999 4 роки тому +3

      @@wikiwiki1093 it didnt

    • @teeter_1253
      @teeter_1253 4 роки тому +4

      @@jm_games999 its like half an hour ago give it a couple of days and itll make it idk

    • @canellon4707
      @canellon4707 4 роки тому +2

      I thought he said runs like a "chicken"

    • @-WarCriminal-22
      @-WarCriminal-22 4 роки тому

      @@jm_games999 he haven't said what time period it's gonna happen😉

  • @aliteraldumpsterfire672
    @aliteraldumpsterfire672 4 роки тому +718

    "This is the LockPickingLawyer, and what I have for you today is a method of removing car boots that's neither safe nor legal. All you need is a gun and some careful positioning."

    • @vasanthsreeram
      @vasanthsreeram 4 роки тому +56

      1.. still locked 2... bolt is lose... nothing on 3.... and 4 just about does it , as you can see folks it doesn't take much remove this, thats all I have for you today if you do have any questions or comments about this please put them below if you like this video and would like to see more like it please subscribe and as always have a nice day

    • @xSHiZZY
      @xSHiZZY 4 роки тому +25

      I love how I read this in his voice lmao

    • @MrDirtyVirus
      @MrDirtyVirus 4 роки тому +5

      Ahh a man of culture i see

    • @2nd-place
      @2nd-place 4 роки тому +8

      Not a gun, it’s just a large Ramset...

    • @jzmusic7467
      @jzmusic7467 4 роки тому +3

      I’ve waited for this comment

  • @Baseball4Life1223
    @Baseball4Life1223 4 роки тому +146

    “She need some milk.” Lol that was perfectly placed.

    • @atster1011
      @atster1011 4 роки тому +1

      Yes!!!!

    • @aeyde
      @aeyde 4 роки тому

      True

    • @kevinsukdolak5007
      @kevinsukdolak5007 4 роки тому

      Look at other you tube videos you can remove those with a pen

  • @kaidengarner5164
    @kaidengarner5164 3 роки тому +548

    I love that every time the car moves it sounds like it’s going “WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” as if it’s having any kind of fun

  • @BarkeepD
    @BarkeepD 4 роки тому +239

    You should get a GMC Safari / Chevy Astro. I had one for years. they are tanks. Mine was blue and we called it "Blue Balls" because it was impossible to pick up chicks with

    • @natestathes
      @natestathes 4 роки тому +3

      We moved from Maryland to new Hampshire to Ohio in one

    • @briantruck2284
      @briantruck2284 4 роки тому +1

      😂

    • @FastSloW-qt8xf
      @FastSloW-qt8xf 4 роки тому +7

      Haha I had a 91 astro. Called the gray ghost. I pulled the middle bench seat and kept the rear seat. Definitely had a bunch of chicks in that thing so you were doing something wrong. That thing was a highschool party on wheels

    • @ImBoones
      @ImBoones 4 роки тому +2

      There a tank those Astro vans had one myself

    • @ronpaulssecretary
      @ronpaulssecretary 4 роки тому

      Maybe you were unsuccessful because you use phrases like "pick up chicks." Don't think the van was the problem.

  • @TexasPlinking
    @TexasPlinking 4 роки тому +1489

    7:43 saying "plenty of ammo" is the biggest way to flex in 2020

    • @cameronkelley1268
      @cameronkelley1268 4 роки тому +60

      Ain't that the truth. Every 9mm sent made my wallet cringe

    • @terry8794
      @terry8794 4 роки тому +16

      @@cameronkelley1268 utterly destroying a vehicle that would otherwise be in good condition, and a bunch of hi-point firearms to send them to waste for the entertainment of us all makes everyone's wallet cringe

    • @yomamasnutz
      @yomamasnutz 4 роки тому +6

      In all of America

    • @7150285
      @7150285 4 роки тому +4

      Brandon do u have hard times these days finding ammo in Austin? They want to defund our police in Austin.

    • @bryandiel6773
      @bryandiel6773 4 роки тому +1

      Matt, pls pin Texas Plinking!!!

  • @shizustacean
    @shizustacean 4 роки тому +162

    3 kinds of people dealing with boots
    LPL: No destruction, clean
    Normal people: Pays for the boot
    Demo Ranch: *Eagle screeching*

    • @1thevm1
      @1thevm1 4 роки тому +3

      For sure, because LPL also packs some heat. Imagine them both blasting locks with 50 cal.

    • @devinjones2935
      @devinjones2935 4 роки тому

      I tend to take off boots with a sawsall lol

  • @holo659
    @holo659 4 роки тому +705

    "Purrs like a kitten"
    *Screeching intensifies*

  • @P.B.J.A.M
    @P.B.J.A.M 4 роки тому +347

    "Purrs like a kitten" more like screeches like a banshee

    • @datboyvon9688
      @datboyvon9688 4 роки тому +7

      Is a diesel van 😂

    • @WolfangStudios73
      @WolfangStudios73 4 роки тому +2

      Screams like a cat in heat maybe?

    • @beanverysmol
      @beanverysmol 4 роки тому +3

      😂

    • @meatlovr6426
      @meatlovr6426 4 роки тому +1

      Well said

    • @-Sober-
      @-Sober- 4 роки тому +1

      more like screeches like a 2 year old girl who was denied a princess dress XD

  • @Jasondog375
    @Jasondog375 4 роки тому +307

    "man I really really don't wanna pop this tire"
    *Loads incendiary shell

    • @monneratrj
      @monneratrj 4 роки тому

      I was about to comment that lol

    • @Msharer
      @Msharer 4 роки тому

      Claps

    • @Fede0779
      @Fede0779 4 роки тому

      Don't know what the hell was he thinking

  • @someoneelseentirely2657
    @someoneelseentirely2657 4 роки тому +349

    So... How many bullets does it take to cut a van in half?

  • @DaMainCookie
    @DaMainCookie 3 роки тому +115

    “so what are they called? tell me in the comments below”
    *no one tells him*

    • @yusufoktay9847
      @yusufoktay9847 3 роки тому

      Bruh

    • @danieljob3184
      @danieljob3184 3 роки тому +3

      We're all stuck on the spray painted bottle of 7up! Don't you hate it when the store runs out of your favourite shooting soda?

    • @marlontheone9121
      @marlontheone9121 3 роки тому +2

      Facts🤣 I was looking through the comments just for this

    • @itzarlogames6039
      @itzarlogames6039 3 роки тому +12

      Parking pricks

    • @finndixon8592
      @finndixon8592 3 роки тому +14

      I believe the correct term is 'cunts'

  • @matthewgammon8488
    @matthewgammon8488 4 роки тому +209

    Matt: "WE HAVE PLENTY OF AMMO"
    (dumps whole mag)
    Gun owners right now: "NOOOOOOOOOO"

    • @Chuzado_117
      @Chuzado_117 4 роки тому +12

      No surprise he owns every gun on the shelf ammo to him is nothing

    • @jamarionboyd6072
      @jamarionboyd6072 4 роки тому

      J in

    • @AirsoftMemeNerd
      @AirsoftMemeNerd 4 роки тому +6

      Nah dude AK ammo is stupid abundant. It's 5.56 and .223 that are scarce

    • @-WarCriminal-22
      @-WarCriminal-22 4 роки тому +2

      You guys should see prices in Russia, last time I checked we had like 1 ruble per 1 round of 7,62*39mm, steel-cased, no varnish. Also check how much rubles you get for an exchange of 1 USD.

    • @moritamikamikara3879
      @moritamikamikara3879 4 роки тому +1

      To all not sure, that's 1 cent per round

  • @jakeells66
    @jakeells66 4 роки тому +209

    "still cheaper than paying the ticket"
    Have you seen the price of ammo these days!?

    • @SJMORG
      @SJMORG 4 роки тому +2

      Eh probably not

    • @tma7046
      @tma7046 4 роки тому +2

      whats the usual price for the common rounds?

    • @SJMORG
      @SJMORG 4 роки тому +3

      @@tma7046 its sky rocketed

    • @ToxicTerrance
      @ToxicTerrance 4 роки тому +1

      @Miss Jae truuuuuuuuuuu

    • @Drengrphotography
      @Drengrphotography 4 роки тому +1

      You found rounds?

  • @thebelugaman9572
    @thebelugaman9572 4 роки тому +287

    “I don’t want to pop any tires”
    Proceeds to pull out shotgun.

    • @lydiaholt8082
      @lydiaholt8082 4 роки тому +1

      TheBelugaMan 😂😂😂😂

    • @cotwkiller2058
      @cotwkiller2058 4 роки тому

      Ya 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MrBeard17
    @MrBeard17 4 роки тому +118

    Would love to see a meter maids reaction when they see an empty parking spot and their boot full of holes.

    • @sealland530
      @sealland530 3 роки тому +8

      "Sorry I just drived in the *wrong neighborhood*

    • @StarboiFloyd
      @StarboiFloyd 3 роки тому +2

      Merica 🇺🇸

    • @jokestermasteroflaughter7754
      @jokestermasteroflaughter7754 2 роки тому +5

      They’re reaction , higher ticket sent to your address. And they wonder why they have no friends. Well except for the suck ups that pretend in order to maybe get out of a ticket.

  • @prestonallen4019
    @prestonallen4019 4 роки тому +191

    The lock picking lawyer made a video opening that exact thing. But it took him 10 seconds with a screwdriver

    • @Nick-in8pw
      @Nick-in8pw 4 роки тому +16

      Ah! A man of culture I see

    • @LilOutlaw112
      @LilOutlaw112 4 роки тому +3

      Preston Allen I was just about to make the same comment

    • @rcblitzfpv8346
      @rcblitzfpv8346 4 роки тому

      Ah nice to see

    • @walkermediaworx
      @walkermediaworx 4 роки тому +6

      Yes he did, but not nearly as entertaining though!

    • @utrak
      @utrak 4 роки тому +9

      @@walkermediaworx not sure I can agree with that. It's a different kind of entertaining :)

  • @TheNinjaDC
    @TheNinjaDC 4 роки тому +356

    The ammo used to kill big red, cost more than big red.

  • @HiddenFiles
    @HiddenFiles 4 роки тому +241

    Matt: "Oh no I got a boot and $50 ticket"
    **pulls out an arsenal and wastes $200 in Ammo and new tires**

    • @Alexander_l322
      @Alexander_l322 4 роки тому +8

      Better than paying the ticket that will encourage this kind of punishment.

    • @based_prophet
      @based_prophet 4 роки тому +1

      Gotta love rich spoild kids

    • @josh7624
      @josh7624 4 роки тому +1

      I mean it’s the reasonable thing to do

    • @MikeHarris1984
      @MikeHarris1984 4 роки тому +1

      Sponsored ammo... so free to him! LOL
      "This almost-parking ticket brought to you by... "

    • @Alexander_l322
      @Alexander_l322 4 роки тому

      Steven Y I’ll bring the battery you bring the saw :D

  • @TheBizzerker
    @TheBizzerker 4 роки тому +148

    I’m no mechanic, but I’m like 90% sure you’re not supposed to have all that liquid pouring out the front.

    • @tianamaycry
      @tianamaycry 3 роки тому +2

      Hmmm.... Time to go to the shop I guess.

    • @timothydavis9777
      @timothydavis9777 3 роки тому

      Liquid cooled

    • @TheBizzerker
      @TheBizzerker 3 роки тому +1

      @@timothydavis9777 Emphasis on the past tense in "cooled".

    • @BonesCapone
      @BonesCapone 3 роки тому +2

      I am a mechanic, and can certify that while not designed to drain that way, you can 100% lose those fluids for weight reduction. Matt turned big red into a race van.

    • @danieljob3184
      @danieljob3184 3 роки тому +1

      I am a mechanic and you are correct, sir.

  • @thecashew6050
    @thecashew6050 4 роки тому +113

    “Without popping the tire” *decides a 12 GUAGE INCENDIARY SLUG is the right tool for the job*

    • @Adierit
      @Adierit 4 роки тому +3

      It probably would have been, if he had just shot down onto the bolt head from above instead of sideways on into the car.

  • @st3v3h4py
    @st3v3h4py 4 роки тому +102

    I appreciate Matt sharing his off day aiming and not editing it out or glossing over it. It's pretty relatable 😄

    • @v3Gamingg
      @v3Gamingg 4 роки тому +1

      st3v3h4py facts

    • @jimmykool3253
      @jimmykool3253 4 роки тому +1

      That you know of

    • @dedalliance1
      @dedalliance1 4 роки тому +3

      Kinda hard to edit out the extra bullet holes and a flat tire.

  • @troopercarr8303
    @troopercarr8303 4 роки тому +2673

    “Hello, I’m the lock picking lawyer and today...”

  • @jonnyjax6528
    @jonnyjax6528 3 роки тому +138

    Who’s your camera man 😂😂😂 this man never speaks

    • @DaltonCollinson
      @DaltonCollinson 3 роки тому +24

      It's varying people; sometimes a younger brunette, sometimes some dude who's in some of his videos, and once or twice his wife

    • @warriorsfan2895
      @warriorsfan2895 3 роки тому +7

      @@DaltonCollinson thx it was killing me i could not sleep

    • @antoniosantiano898
      @antoniosantiano898 3 роки тому +2

      Joe

    • @toxiccvoils5668
      @toxiccvoils5668 3 роки тому +2

      @@DaltonCollinson you can tell it’s his wife when there is a lot of talking behind the camera

    • @wyattkessler1917
      @wyattkessler1917 3 роки тому +1

      I was going to ask the same question

  • @Reth_Hard
    @Reth_Hard 4 роки тому +479

    The LockPickingLawyer would be proud of you...

    • @chloem6518
      @chloem6518 4 роки тому +2

      Haha yes!

    • @visionrek4690
      @visionrek4690 4 роки тому +3

      I was the 100 like

    • @jphilb
      @jphilb 4 роки тому +7

      But he would have been done in 30 seconds and would not be in trouble for damaging city property.

    • @Reth_Hard
      @Reth_Hard 4 роки тому +4

      @@jphilb
      I remember seeing one of his video where he's opening this kind of lock (the small round key) under like 5 seconds, just using a pencil tube... It's crazy how some locks can be easy to open.

    • @connorfitzpatrick326
      @connorfitzpatrick326 4 роки тому +2

      Yup

  • @KeydaFynx
    @KeydaFynx 4 роки тому +289

    The only people who don’t call them “meter maids” are the parking enforcement officers.

    • @larrybanks3245
      @larrybanks3245 4 роки тому +1

      Lol. True

    • @skilletfan932
      @skilletfan932 4 роки тому +13

      hmmm.... sounds like something a Meter Maid would say... ;P

    • @49giants3
      @49giants3 4 роки тому +15

      Nope the only people that call them meter maids , are people not getting tickets from them at the time. Most often, I hear dickhead, asshole, bitch, or the all time leading name cocksucker!!!

    • @ashleysanford8645
      @ashleysanford8645 4 роки тому +2

      @@49giants3 are YOU a meter maid??? Because you sound Very VERY but hurt by the name meter maid...

    • @crosshairs19
      @crosshairs19 4 роки тому

      Ooof that’s so true

  • @christiancox2193
    @christiancox2193 4 роки тому +81

    Good, she will never replace Goldie.

    • @kelltec5696
      @kelltec5696 4 роки тому +1

      Yep

    • @john-paulsilke893
      @john-paulsilke893 4 роки тому +1

      Get a Porche, BMW or Mercedes suv with issues that make it too expensive to repair but still drivable.
      Also, RIP Goldie. Damn you Kentucky Ballistics. Damn you to Hell.

    • @terryguilder3853
      @terryguilder3853 4 роки тому +1

      5

  • @garandalf7732
    @garandalf7732 3 роки тому +8

    I love that it was raining and he was just, "the show must go on."

  • @Shadow_Hawk_Streaming
    @Shadow_Hawk_Streaming 4 роки тому +145

    Matt: *spends $400 on a car and shoots it*
    Car: *dies*
    Matt: *surprised pikachu face*

  • @boyertb
    @boyertb 4 роки тому +176

    Big Red drives off into the woods like the Weasley’s enchanted car.

  • @anonymouswalker2634
    @anonymouswalker2634 4 роки тому +127

    Fun fact it only takes about 30 seconds to pick a boot if you know what you’re doing

    • @nikolaiwillett9001
      @nikolaiwillett9001 4 роки тому +5

      Explain lol

    • @bruhno9322
      @bruhno9322 4 роки тому +18

      Three letters, LPL

    • @mason1966
      @mason1966 4 роки тому +12

      Watch the lock picking lawyer he made a vid with the same boot and u can take it off with a screw driver in 30 seconds

    • @maxskelton6345
      @maxskelton6345 4 роки тому +2

      Yh and all you need is a Barrett 50 cal

    • @natefigueroa9239
      @natefigueroa9239 4 роки тому +1

      takes 3 with a drill...

  • @shimmyshimmyko-ko-bop594
    @shimmyshimmyko-ko-bop594 4 роки тому +171

    Should have just done a Homer Simpson and driven it around with the clamp installed.

  • @MakoRuu
    @MakoRuu 4 роки тому +228

    "We just need to shoot more at it."
    The solution to almost every problem.

    • @uegvdczuVF
      @uegvdczuVF 4 роки тому +7

      Yea, but only when explosives are unavailable...

    • @thenautica
      @thenautica 4 роки тому +3

      It's A Solution to my School😤😂

    • @Theguitararcher
      @Theguitararcher 4 роки тому +5

      TF2 engineer: The answer? Use a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun.

    • @nk0795
      @nk0795 4 роки тому

      Especially a divorce

    • @pfhsze
      @pfhsze 4 роки тому +1

      oh so thats how i stop my baby from crying!

  • @jordy2299
    @jordy2299 4 роки тому +545

    Lockpickinglawyer opening it without brute force in under a minute:
    *noob*

    • @Matt-dc8lp
      @Matt-dc8lp 4 роки тому +25

      Yup. Get a set of tubular lock picks from banggood for under $25. Stupid easy to use.
      But Matt's way was more fun. But he literally only had to shoot out the lock.

    • @tylerblubaugh5549
      @tylerblubaugh5549 4 роки тому

      @@Matt-dc8lp and only like 20 cents a go

    • @jordy2299
      @jordy2299 4 роки тому +3

      Matt no, it’s not stupid easy to use, it takes lots of practice. He’s just, really good at it

    • @Chef_ethan_eats
      @Chef_ethan_eats 4 роки тому

      True

    • @1804unclesam
      @1804unclesam 4 роки тому +7

      LPL and DemoRanch, now there’s a great cross over idea.

  • @RogueRipple
    @RogueRipple 4 роки тому +52

    I had the exact same van. Same color! I bought it for a case of beer. When it warmed up, it lost oil pressure. I sold it for $375 🤣

    • @joshmcnabb101
      @joshmcnabb101 4 роки тому +5

      Stonks

    • @larry40
      @larry40 4 роки тому +1

      yeah had one years ago,,get stuck min wet grass break down almost daily,,still sitting in my target range lol

    • @RogueRipple
      @RogueRipple 4 роки тому

      @@larry40, lol, that's funny. I bought mine cause I didn't want to get my Trans Am full of grease and dirt. I thought a case of beer was a good deal for it! Mine also recieved several bullet holes too. Haha

  • @painninjayt1881
    @painninjayt1881 3 роки тому +27

    Matt: does more damage to car than the boot

    • @Goldenkitten1
      @Goldenkitten1 3 роки тому

      The funny part is the answer is pretty simple from what we see here, shoot that thin piece of metal covering the unlocking bolt with .22 or 9mm at worst and then just use a wrench to unscrew it and take the boot off. Of course most places that would put a boot on your car are in a packed city center where pulling a gun is prooooooobably a bad idea and even if you got away with it they've got your details anyway negating the point....but I guess one can dream.

  • @bighammer172
    @bighammer172 4 роки тому +314

    Me : " waits for 50 cal "
    Matt : * doesn't show 50 cal *
    Me : Nooooo

    • @bovine71211
      @bovine71211 4 роки тому +8

      Same I was waiting on the 50 cal also. Disappointed in no 50 cal

    • @th3browncow746
      @th3browncow746 4 роки тому +6

      Joel Wingate wait for the 20 mm I can’t wait for it

    • @hello2920
      @hello2920 4 роки тому +5

      The .50 would probably go all the way through it. Both sides.

    • @America_Yea
      @America_Yea 4 роки тому +1

      I bet a Raufoss Mk 211 round would do the job. (and blow the tire up xD)

    • @hootiehoogaming
      @hootiehoogaming 4 роки тому +1

      Hell save the 50 cal for ring of death, I mean maybe not its already dead I guess

  • @7150285
    @7150285 4 роки тому +92

    "this is a free country and you can park anywhere you want." As long as you're not on private property. Especially in Texas some land owners will get mad and probably shoot your tires out lol.

    • @tigerman782
      @tigerman782 4 роки тому +1

      Purple paint law is a thing, and if they follow it, they may aim at YOU and keep the car.

    • @Eagle_K1A
      @Eagle_K1A 4 роки тому +3

      the silly part is, how am i supposed to get my car off your property now? lol

    • @clayton9341
      @clayton9341 4 роки тому +1

      Dawson Hudson no longer your car

    • @chuckguerin8141
      @chuckguerin8141 4 роки тому

      @@tigerman782 Only if you pass the purple! And if you do it with a gun, not only can they shoot. Prob go to jail though, unless you where assulting. Its a felony! so if you must trespass NEVER carry a gun.

    • @chuckguerin8141
      @chuckguerin8141 4 роки тому

      @mike Lol!

  • @CueVueTV
    @CueVueTV 4 роки тому +222

    Archaeologists 1,000 years from now: "This was a battle field."

    • @DontKeeptheFaith
      @DontKeeptheFaith 4 роки тому +1

      Haha! No doubt.

    • @ourtelly6032
      @ourtelly6032 4 роки тому +1

      “This is where the demolitia took their stand against tyranny.... the spent casings indicate it was a long battle...”

    • @benjimusicandgamimg9773
      @benjimusicandgamimg9773 4 роки тому

      I’ve only seen this comment on every demolition ranch / Hickok / lunkers / AK Guy / FPSRussia / every other gun UA-cam video ever.

  • @Jonathan_SoFlo
    @Jonathan_SoFlo 3 роки тому +1

    In my city they are called Parking Enforcement Specialist (PES) I've heard them called Parking Enforcement Officers as well if they work for the PD. I believe Meter Maids were people who added time to meters to prevent others from getting tickets, for some restaurant or bar or something, not sure.
    Keep up the awesome content!

  • @TrueBlindGaming
    @TrueBlindGaming 4 роки тому +58

    Matt- "we have lots of ammo"
    The Rest of Us- --crying face-- :(

    • @larry40
      @larry40 4 роки тому +1

      At 2 bucks a round now for ball Im right there with ya man!!

    • @kixloo
      @kixloo 4 роки тому +1

      Larry 2 bucks? 8$ for a 9mm round here in AZ

    • @god1stfam2nd18
      @god1stfam2nd18 4 роки тому +2

      Can't even find 9mm in TN

  • @The_Mimewar
    @The_Mimewar 4 роки тому +80

    At first I thought Matt was yelling “WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” but then he spoke while the van said WOOOOOOOOO

  • @megoingfast
    @megoingfast 4 роки тому +55

    Police: puts boot on car
    Matt: shows up with guns to shoot it off
    👌

  • @JediPhoenix1976
    @JediPhoenix1976 4 роки тому +13

    "We popped the tire and the radiator."
    You don't say...😆

  • @PaladinsProgress
    @PaladinsProgress 4 роки тому +250

    When dealing with a boot I've got one word for ya, battery powered angle grinder

  • @endoftheroadj
    @endoftheroadj 4 роки тому +81

    next episode, "how much does matt love his raptor?"

  • @SuperAirsoftdude1
    @SuperAirsoftdude1 4 роки тому +197

    *Covers bullet hole with finger*
    “It’s fine, it’s fine”

  • @TewdPlays
    @TewdPlays 3 роки тому +43

    "I can't hit anything today, probably just me but the guns aim are off too." (Proceedes to wipe the scope with his sweaty shirt)

  • @AlTheEngineer
    @AlTheEngineer 4 роки тому +34

    Lockpickinglawyer: I can pick this in 30 seconds!
    Matt: Hold my Hi-Point!

  • @paulhuff4130
    @paulhuff4130 4 роки тому +101

    Big red couldn’t handle the ranch life

    • @tsmspace
      @tsmspace 4 роки тому +1

      city slicker

    • @lambsauce8272
      @lambsauce8272 4 роки тому

      Someone ruined 69 likes

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 роки тому

      My haters throw rocks at me and it hurts. I hope they don't throw The Rock at me because I like him as an actor. GAGAGAGAGA!!! I am funny!!! For more amazing jokes you have to visit my YT site, dear paul

  • @clone734
    @clone734 4 роки тому +78

    “She need some milk” now that’s a meme i havent heard in a loooong time

    • @clone734
      @clone734 4 роки тому +1

      Chilliest Player16 of course i know him, he’s me

  • @DaedalusProps
    @DaedalusProps 4 роки тому +2

    Matt is literally just "BIG Y E E H A W energy" personified

  • @05cateye96
    @05cateye96 4 роки тому +774

    Finding this during online school is like finding a diamond in the dumpster 😂

  • @rileycarlson9337
    @rileycarlson9337 4 роки тому +61

    Future video should be "how many .50 BMG rounds to make a hole from front to back of big red"

    • @nh7680
      @nh7680 4 роки тому

      Yes please

  • @Rysiej10
    @Rysiej10 4 роки тому +69

    Next video:
    “How many tires does it take to stop a 50 cal”

    • @jono6379
      @jono6379 4 роки тому

      Now hes got the truck he can go pick up a bunch of used tires could make for a good video

    • @nickeyvanheerden7539
      @nickeyvanheerden7539 4 роки тому

      Made 5 or 8

  • @Cuteness_overload-g3g
    @Cuteness_overload-g3g 3 роки тому +3

    Pro tip: to remove one of these put your car in a jack. And either remove the tyre and put your spare on. Or deflate your tyre and remove the device.
    Also if you keep the clamp they cost like 2 grand to replace

    • @ChiefSmackahoLLC
      @ChiefSmackahoLLC 3 роки тому +2

      Banggood also sells 20$ cylindrical lock auto pick tools that will easily pull that boot off in a matter of seconds without having to do anything to your tire or even use a jack.

  • @theindooroutdoorsman
    @theindooroutdoorsman 4 роки тому +114

    "I'm gonna aim way low"
    *shoots 4 inches high*

  • @MagnusJarngrimrson
    @MagnusJarngrimrson 4 роки тому +233

    Looking a Big Red and all I can think is "tannerite, tannerite, TANNERITE!!!"

    • @mblulz
      @mblulz 4 роки тому +5

      RIGHT

    • @devonbeam5315
      @devonbeam5315 4 роки тому +3

      Amen

    • @TheFailedmessiah
      @TheFailedmessiah 4 роки тому +1

      FPS Russia style? Where he almost died?

    • @rhinostrange8025
      @rhinostrange8025 4 роки тому

      if this vehicle doesnt deserve a mythbusters cement truck send off i dunno what does.

  • @mamonwuey2299
    @mamonwuey2299 4 роки тому +107

    Sounds like big red is screaming "wooooooo" while you were driving it hahahaha

    • @pixiniarts
      @pixiniarts 4 роки тому +2

      Purrs like a cheerleader....

    • @theclassiccarguy268
      @theclassiccarguy268 4 роки тому

      More like "aahhhhhh"

    • @wildflowerblackberry123
      @wildflowerblackberry123 4 роки тому

      lol

    • @joevk6274
      @joevk6274 4 роки тому

      Big red is excited to be on Demo Ranch, because he knows that, instead of languishing in a junkyard somewhere, he'll get a warrior's death.

  • @danielhughes5517
    @danielhughes5517 3 роки тому

    We grew up dirt poor and had a van exactly like that except ours was blue and that's all they're good for right there. Nice work!!

  • @tavoliveindreams3980
    @tavoliveindreams3980 4 роки тому +40

    Definitely might need to know this

  • @luggilu7864
    @luggilu7864 4 роки тому +74

    "can you shoot of a tire boot..."
    My mind: 152mm howitzer sure can
    "without popping your tire"
    Me: oops

  • @raptorguy2348
    @raptorguy2348 4 роки тому +54

    When Matt is trigger happy
    Him: Ok one more shot let’s aim high
    Him also ok one more shot

  • @EDMsHER0
    @EDMsHER0 3 роки тому +6

    I remember getting booted in syracuse and cutting it off with a cutting wheel. The cops didn't think it was funny but the meter guy thought it was hysterical enough to just fine me. Still got the certificate framed.

    • @anubisthepuppeteer3417
      @anubisthepuppeteer3417 3 роки тому

      Madlad

    • @yankees29
      @yankees29 3 роки тому +2

      Did they charge you for the boot?

    • @EDMsHER0
      @EDMsHER0 3 роки тому +1

      @@yankees29 Yeah.... Worth it though. Just to see the cop get pissed off and hand me my keys back.

  • @UncleWermus
    @UncleWermus 4 роки тому +44

    "Woooo, woooo wooo woooooo woooooooooooo"
    - Big Red's Last Words

  • @ColeDedhand
    @ColeDedhand 4 роки тому +26

    It might be more effective to start shooting before it's locked on your car.

  • @wikiwiki1093
    @wikiwiki1093 4 роки тому +116

    Boot: **gets put on my car**
    Me, with a 9 in grinder in the trunk: _you've yeed your last haw partner_

    • @zachnar0125
      @zachnar0125 4 роки тому +4

      Seriously all you need.

    • @bradf5139
      @bradf5139 4 роки тому

      WikiWiki109 lock picking lawyer unlocked one easy

    • @jenkinsjohn15
      @jenkinsjohn15 4 роки тому

      Grinder is way too loud and will draw attention. AK definitely the way to go.

    • @zachnar0125
      @zachnar0125 4 роки тому

      @@jenkinsjohn15 lol

  • @truetysgaming3693
    @truetysgaming3693 4 роки тому

    So we did learn something here. All we have to do is shoot off the locked part instead of the bolts next to the tire and just use a wrench to loosen it. Thanks MATT! now I can park where ever I want!!!!

  • @supergeek1418
    @supergeek1418 4 роки тому +213

    Ever since I got "booted" for "illegally" parking at a marina where I got called to in order to fix a boat, I carry a battery powered Sawzall (with metal cutting blades) and spare batteries.
    It *does* work.
    Don't ask me how I know.

    • @tylerblubaugh5549
      @tylerblubaugh5549 4 роки тому +8

      Get a good carbide blade mich better than bimetal

    • @verdant681
      @verdant681 4 роки тому +17

      Maybe just park where its allowed... much better solution

    • @tsmspace
      @tsmspace 4 роки тому +20

      @@verdant681 private parking areas you can park wherever the property manager says is allowed, no matter what the paint on the ground says. if you get permission, you can use the middle of the lane. It's just that not everyone knows when someone gets permission.

    • @ryderfields4575
      @ryderfields4575 4 роки тому +1

      its because you are a super geek

    • @tylerblubaugh5549
      @tylerblubaugh5549 4 роки тому +2

      @@verdant681 yeah but you see if you park like an inch in an unallowed zone in a lot of places they will at leads ticket you so carbide blade is much better

  • @curtisacox
    @curtisacox 4 роки тому +44

    I used to own a van just like “Big Red”. It was one tough van. It went in places in Mexico it probably shouldn’t have gone, and did very well. It did eventually start falling apart.

    • @kwhp1507
      @kwhp1507 4 роки тому +2

      They all fall apart after cutting drug smuggling places in them

    • @curtisacox
      @curtisacox 4 роки тому +1

      Kevin Hanes They fall apart trying to avoid the drug smuggling places.

    • @chevytruckman34
      @chevytruckman34 4 роки тому +1

      Honestly, ANYTHING that can make it through places in mexico that it shouldn't have should be......
      Evidence.
      You wouldn't happen to be, by chance, a coyote?

    • @curtisacox
      @curtisacox 4 роки тому

      Ugly Stik Actually, at the time, I was a missionary. : )

    • @chevytruckman34
      @chevytruckman34 4 роки тому

      @@curtisacox Awe.
      I'm pretty sure that's what they all say to a gal. ;)

  • @cerjmedia
    @cerjmedia 4 роки тому +196

    Title: "...WITHOUT Popping Your Tire"
    Prediction: He misses and somehow destroys the car by shooting the engine or an axle or something

  • @ManaMonteo
    @ManaMonteo 4 роки тому +6

    I couldn't have actually thought he would just shoot the tiny "door" closed by the small lock to then use a wrench to lossen it.

  • @jesseugarte1
    @jesseugarte1 4 роки тому +41

    5:33 he says “What kind of vehicle should we buy...”
    That’s when I knew Big Red wasn’t surviving this episode.

  • @theabsentguy9931
    @theabsentguy9931 4 роки тому +241

    Nobody*
    Demo* buys a new van
    two seconds later* Shoots hysterically at it.

    • @aidanchristopher1744
      @aidanchristopher1744 4 роки тому +4

      I want to know how much matt spends to break stuff

    • @shmitty6905
      @shmitty6905 4 роки тому +2

      Aidan Christopher more than he makes from youtube thanks to demonitization

    • @MetalBomb269
      @MetalBomb269 4 роки тому +1

      @@aidanchristopher1744 400 hundred apparently

    • @ato7142
      @ato7142 4 роки тому

      @@aidanchristopher1744 same lol

    • @nikt6018
      @nikt6018 4 роки тому +2

      @@aidanchristopher1744 you should check out whistlin diesel 😂

  • @nocount7517
    @nocount7517 4 роки тому +39

    "This is the LockPicking Lawyer..."

    • @TheZeroDozer
      @TheZeroDozer 4 роки тому +8

      Fun stuff, I feel he'd fit in a video with Matt shooting at some particularly resistant lock.

    • @CommodoreFan64
      @CommodoreFan64 4 роки тому +1

      @@TheZeroDozer Thing is though because LPL is an actual lawyer, and not one of the ambulance chasers you see on TV, so he would not show his face on camera.

    • @TheZeroDozer
      @TheZeroDozer 4 роки тому +1

      I know his channel well XD
      ...But I didn't know he is an actual lawyer.

  • @BertMiscerson
    @BertMiscerson 4 роки тому

    My parents had a Ford Aerostar when I was growing up. It was seriously the best car we've ever owned. We got it new in 1994, it could tow our tent trailer, it had AWD so we could take it skiing, and the 2 rear seats folded flat into a big bed or you could just fold the middle row down and kick your legs up while sitting in the rear row. I loved it!

    • @the1plantguy
      @the1plantguy 3 роки тому

      Yep I had a gray one as a second car after my Toyota Celica died. It was a good work van but as a 20 something year old driving it around as an every day driver with a bunch of gardening equipment in it, didn’t exude a whole lot of sexiness

  • @LovelyDonut
    @LovelyDonut 4 роки тому +45

    Matt: Hits the accelerator
    The van: WOOOOOOO WOOOOOO

    • @the88thdarcstar
      @the88thdarcstar 4 роки тому +1

      Yeet yeet?

    • @TheCR1979
      @TheCR1979 4 роки тому +1

      Got them whistle tips. Wooooo woooo!

    • @monabale8263
      @monabale8263 4 роки тому

      pitiful hubcap.... :D

    • @Lawnmower-os5pg
      @Lawnmower-os5pg 4 роки тому

      Chris Rosa only in the morning !!!!!!
      Woo woo!!!!

    • @_rc03
      @_rc03 4 роки тому

      I thought it was Matt for the first 15 or 20 seconds. Not gonna lie.

  • @jking1380
    @jking1380 4 роки тому +22

    Pack big red with tannerite & clear out a spot at the new range!

  • @robsherbonjr5880
    @robsherbonjr5880 4 роки тому +96

    500 years from now when archaeologists are doing a dig on matts old property... “there must have been a major war here!!!”

  • @mblulz
    @mblulz 4 роки тому +1

    I legit thought the sound of the washer fluid pump whirring was Matt going "Woooooo Wooooo Wooooooo" When he took off driving I couldn't stop laughing xD

  • @engineer_cat
    @engineer_cat 4 роки тому +88

    matt: "like a kitten"
    me: yeah, a mewling, squealing kitten

  • @NotGrimman
    @NotGrimman 4 роки тому +50

    "welcome back to lockpicking lawyer"

    • @bigsnugga
      @bigsnugga 4 роки тому

      Hahaha

    • @jacksblueplatefamily4978
      @jacksblueplatefamily4978 4 роки тому

      Aaaaaaa a aahahahahaah dude... You nailed me

    • @philbuilds116
      @philbuilds116 4 роки тому +2

      Didn't he just use the barrel impression tool to open it in 2 seconds?

    • @DH-xw6jp
      @DH-xw6jp 4 роки тому

      @@philbuilds116 LPL used a screwdriver and popped it open in his vid.
      If this is a joke, my apologies.

    • @philbuilds116
      @philbuilds116 4 роки тому

      @@DH-xw6jp it's not specifically a joke. I forgot how he opened it other than the video was short like most of them. I saw the barrel lock and assumed he used the impression tool.

  • @AiGeneratedGamer
    @AiGeneratedGamer 4 роки тому +70

    The biggest flex: “I haven’t shot it yet...”

  • @qwertyniglet
    @qwertyniglet 3 роки тому

    can you please do a video on ricochet and even more specifically why you aren't scared of one occurring when you shoot stuff like this. been a fan since your first video and have watched every video since! I'm sure a lot of people would love a video on this

  • @gabaktech
    @gabaktech 4 роки тому +1140

    call the LOCKPICKING LAWYER and he can open it up in few seconds

    • @ay6033
      @ay6033 4 роки тому +32

      Better call Saul

    • @Zennethe
      @Zennethe 4 роки тому +10

      THIS. LMFAO

    • @RapidFire69
      @RapidFire69 4 роки тому +3

      @@ay6033 it's all good man

    • @ay6033
      @ay6033 4 роки тому +4

      RapidFire Always has been

    • @lukus22
      @lukus22 4 роки тому +5

      Could probs open it in less than 1 second with a .50 cal ;)

  • @arcinvert
    @arcinvert 4 роки тому +68

    so lockpick lawyer had it open in a few seconds with just a screwdriver if im not mistaken 😂

    • @JohnADoe-pg1qk
      @JohnADoe-pg1qk 4 роки тому +6

      ... and an impressioning tool for tubular locks.
      LPL #884: ua-cam.com/video/CrL5tqFczPE/v-deo.html
      It is another model but it uses the same kind of lock(s).
      I don't know how much ammunition you can currently get for the price of the impressioning tool, but it's definitely better for the car (the tool, not the ammo) and you can still use the tire boot yourself.

    • @aaronseward8647
      @aaronseward8647 4 роки тому +2

      Where's the fun in that tho

    • @user-jo3ug9ov1v
      @user-jo3ug9ov1v 4 роки тому +2

      @@aaronseward8647 it would be in the fact that you can boot the booting persons car!!!! Lol esp if you change the lock out

    • @YeaDatDrill
      @YeaDatDrill 4 роки тому +1

      I Seen a guy do it with a plastic ink pen 🖊
      ua-cam.com/video/cTQzzqU3K0A/v-deo.html

    • @JohnADoe-pg1qk
      @JohnADoe-pg1qk 4 роки тому

      @@aaronseward8647 Watching the video, I think it's more work than fun to shoot it open.

  • @ryancasey4807
    @ryancasey4807 4 роки тому +67

    This is the lock picking lawyer

  • @xXxMOLTARxXx
    @xXxMOLTARxXx 3 роки тому +20

    Uhhh a parking attendant? Officially its 'parking enforcement officer"

  • @foxmpomas2413
    @foxmpomas2413 4 роки тому +54

    I think you should get a Chevrolet express and paint “free candy” on the side of it.

  • @pixiniarts
    @pixiniarts 4 роки тому +28

    How to know when your vet skills are getting a little rusty... 'Reeeerrreeeeerrreeee' 'Purrs like a kitten'

    • @qwerty-yw6dy
      @qwerty-yw6dy 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/kNR0ex3sXzI/v-deo.html
      ua-cam.com/video/tYG5vgw632w/v-deo.html
      .

    • @pixiniarts
      @pixiniarts 4 роки тому

      @@qwerty-yw6dy Why did you chuck me two COD videos?

    • @spoiledmilk2587
      @spoiledmilk2587 4 роки тому

      @@pixiniarts just say NO to unsolicited subsription begging

  • @acethemc6633
    @acethemc6633 4 роки тому +249

    he does his sponsorship clip in a way that doesn’t make me hate him for it

    • @kidsstatz2118
      @kidsstatz2118 4 роки тому +2

      Lol agreed check out oversimplified he has funny transitiones to sponsorships

    • @craigdavidrosen
      @craigdavidrosen 4 роки тому

      That's true

    • @jacobbevers8171
      @jacobbevers8171 4 роки тому +1

      Omg I think this every time I see one

    • @arielerazo1294
      @arielerazo1294 4 роки тому +2

      Lol so true always thought of it he really is a good youtuber if I had to chose an influence for my channel definitely him

    • @matthewalexander387
      @matthewalexander387 4 роки тому +2

      Why do sponsors make you hate any youtuber? I don't get it. They're working for a small bonus basically. I don't like donations i get hating those guys that make millions and still have donations on

  • @M4PAT
    @M4PAT 4 роки тому

    This dudes channel is so entertaining to watch lol.

  • @SquishyUnit69
    @SquishyUnit69 4 роки тому +68

    “Hey this is the lock picking lawyer and today we will be opening this abysmal lock”
    *a few seconds later*
    “Okay there we go, and just to show you this wasn’t a fluke, here we go again. Just like that, it’s open”

    • @lockpickinglawyer
      @lockpickinglawyer 4 роки тому +17

      Gotta show that it wasn’t a fluke!

    • @ValiantNoob
      @ValiantNoob 4 роки тому +1

      @@lockpickinglawyer Lmao When he was setting it up. I thought "LPL could get in, in like 3 seconds."

    • @inflatablebananapig1
      @inflatablebananapig1 4 роки тому +1

      Literally scrolled down to see if anyone has mentioned LPL yet lol

    • @chunkztookyafood
      @chunkztookyafood 4 роки тому

      AJ Rella nah it’s not because you would see a check mark

  • @Scleo87
    @Scleo87 4 роки тому +17

    "Purrs like a kitten"
    meanwhile the van is like EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @Jadegreif
    @Jadegreif 4 роки тому +17

    When I saw the locks, I got the "This is the LockPickingLawyer, and what I have for you today is..." in my head.

  • @saintEmory
    @saintEmory 3 роки тому

    You are my new fav channel Love It!!! 😂

  • @SuperSecretSquirell
    @SuperSecretSquirell 4 роки тому +39

    Is that a supercharger I hear?
    Nope, just a Ford power steering pump lol.

  • @lyall2480
    @lyall2480 4 роки тому +52

    Video Idea: Can you shoot through a solid glass ball?
    @How Ridiculous dropped some from 45m and got some pretty cool effects.

    • @lairdcummings9092
      @lairdcummings9092 4 роки тому +6

      BBs vs glass produces interesting conical sheer effects; HR demonstrated similar effects with glass spheres. I'm willing to bet high-power bullets, especially AP bullets, will produce some fascinating results...

    • @chuckguerin8141
      @chuckguerin8141 4 роки тому +1

      @@lairdcummings9092 We need to see this! Great Idea!

  • @Inspironator
    @Inspironator 4 роки тому +78

    Too funny 😂. Ricochets are real: don't try this in the city.

    • @pluto.da_bean8601
      @pluto.da_bean8601 4 роки тому +12

      There's lots of other reasons not to rip out a glock and go ham on a boot but yah know.

    • @jakie4444
      @jakie4444 4 роки тому +1

      Well termite is the other answer

  • @Yme540
    @Yme540 4 роки тому +1

    Did anyone else die laughing watching Matt do Tokyo drift with big red