Super Voicemails | Episode 194 | NEW RORY & MAL
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- Опубліковано 31 лип 2024
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Eddin here! Gonna write out this description while the rest of the gang is out. Hope your enjoying my grammar ;)
Aloha from the Bahamas! The team is on vacay so we brought you a super voicemail episode. Rory, Mal, and the gang discussed phobias, dealing with toxic friend groups, anger issues, and a lot more! Here's an extra filler liner discussing other topics Julian would put in the description. I hope everyone's having a great time. I'm sure Rory's burnt to crisp. Demaris already got her IG foot pics off. Pretty sure Julian hit only pars and bougies during his tee-time. Mal's probably just at home relaxing lol .
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Mal has never worked a 9-5, has never been in a relationship, has no kids, has proximity to arguably the richest man in hip hop and connections, like why are we even listening to him when it comes to real life problems😭
Not to mention his brother is Biggs
Because maybe it’s those perspectives that put the people around him in those positions. I have a similar mindset to him with the only difference being that he’s unable to see others perspectives. That’s probably my biggest issue with Mal, he’s very stubborn with his takes. But he’s not being malicious.
@@sebastienc.2257Mal being Malicious is crazy
This comment should have way more likes. Mal is a doof who's privileged so anything outside of that is a shock to him
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I love Demaris checking Mal for his black and white thinking. Let him know not everybody is you dear 😂
Rare and I mean very rare w for her lol
I LOVE her for it. Rory just sits there
She does it every episode! That's why she's needed.
@@Optimism211it's like he'll say something then Mal replies then Rory will say something that Mal agrees with smh
Mal is slowly but surely turning into a grumpy old man😂
He's turning into joe
Dude been mad since Joe kicked him out
@@maincollectorin the old pod i thought joe was crazy one. I think its prob cause he was louder and talked more but mal is far more
Uncle ruckus 😂😂
It's not even funny at this point tho. it's fucking sad, he's really no different than Joe Budden. Just more soft spoken smh
Mal has never seen the real world
Mal a 12 year old in a 40 year old body.
This nigga Mal is hilarious sometimes you can tell he comes from certain privileged lifestyle its blatantly obvious he Rocafella royalty
He prob thinks his brother has nothing to do with where he is
@Tyheir he's mentioned that before.
Everybody does have a choice though
Mal is privileged. Yes we all have choices but some are so bad that there really isn't a choice.
Still a choice tho.
@@spacejammenace
I guess so but thats more semantics rather than a viable option for some. Some are worried if they lose their job they wont find another one especially those supporting a family. And even if u know u can easily find one you shouldnt be forced to do something that u dont want to. I know for my dad growing up losing his job wasnt necessarily a choice due to the consequences
@@spacejammenace A choice made under duress is barely a choice. You could try and fight a robber with a gun but you're probably gonna get shot.
@@Trussme96 don't make stupid choices like fighting someone with a gun. Having to make a choice under duress is still a choice. Why do you think it's not? Our entire lives are defined by the choices we make and having to deal with the consequences. Sometime they are hard decisions.
Everybody has choices to make there life a little better year by year. And every bad choice you make makes you have worst choices to choose from. Mal did not like y’all just don’t like a fact.
Something Mal says every pod. "I just don't understand how someone can......"
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“Again…”
There is always a choice and you can bet on yourself. What Mal neglects is that for alot of people the "bet" you make uses your life and the lives of the people you support as collateral. He neglects the fact that the alot of times, the "bet" doesn't pay off and ppl get put put on the street.
Mal hasn't learned anything new since 1989. Bro just can't receive new information and he cannot see a perspective that isn't his own.
Mal life is an enigma. I really need a doc on this guy or something because he lives beyond the scope of reality
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Mal is like "jus have a brother that's a mogul, simple"
LMFAOOO
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Underrated 🤣🤣
+ listen, mal is not that intelligent & we should allow him to be that in peace. stop asking him about things like this, please!
The most sensible take on that guy 😂
Mal’s nepotism is showing 😩
At this point we should have a monthly segment top 10 worst takes by Mal 😂
Mal grew up privileged and doesn't truly understand how narrow-minded he is because he doesn't have priorities.
You can tell Mal has never had to do any hard work in his life. Working with people who only work in the sun with tools for hours will teach you to be more understanding.
How is it privilege, by you have choice on how you want ur life to turn out. That’s not privilege that’s called not being lazy
I don’t understand how Mal didn’t understand the simple fact that the amount of money you were making and have saved up can heavily influence if a person can quit or not
@@EARiotyou're in every comment making this dumb statement up without context. Saving when you live paycheck to paycheck and saving while earning 7 figures is different
Mal sounds like he has never been in a job interview
Yea you didn’t see the skit of them in a job interview. He hasn’t.
@@niyalawrence6804 no i haven't, but it makes so much sense
Mal just does the pod n go home 😂
He does nothing but pod and eat! It's insane
@@lovelycheryl he don’t even chill wit them outside the pod.
Mal is completely detached from reality 😂
Mal is a figment of our imaginations
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mal definitely hid the detergent for joe and saw nothing wrong
Hiding the detergent and using another person’s washer and water is insane lol
Mal sounds like how people say privileged white people sound when it comes to the workplace
He did say paying more taxes makes him much more conservative
This is funny 😂
“Bet on yourself” from a man who got connections from his brother and built an audience from his rapper friend who helped him make 7figures before actually going out on his own. 🤣
All of which was him betting on himself. If y’all didn’t like him as much as y’all claimed he wouldn’t have stayed on the show long enough to even be remembered. Nobody even knew he was bigs brother ppl didn’t even know what he did. And y’all wouldn’t be over here now. Like if his brother was really paying his bills his whole life him and Joe wouldn’t have been roommates. I can’t even understand y’all anger.
@@Honesty_iznever_popular I never said I didn’t like him personally idk him or any of the cast. I supported them from the old show but you didn’t negate any point. Someone saying “bet on yourself” when they got handed a giant platform from their celeb friend is the dumbest shit in the world
I see why Joe said Mal was hiding the tide detergent now lol.
Mal impersonating Bane's voice is crazy!!😅😅😅
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timestamp?
@@henkhenkste6076 22:38
Almost as wild as “Uncut Gems” like bro what compelled you to blurt that out 😂
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@pericopinero1035 that part had me dying too!
Rory trying to get off his corny ass jokes, while Mal is saying the most ignorant shit this earth has ever heard is just hilarious to me.
Rory does that a lot lol like bro now is not the time
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Mal quoting The Dark Knight Rises is the best thing i've heard all year 🤣
Mal is living in a bubble 😂
It’s the fact that Mal seriously thinks we are going to be on his side whenever this topic comes in 😂 No. wonder the Kardashians love him so much.
As a content creator, everything Mal says and does generates engagement (and engagement = money) It's a character well played cuz we do this every week where he says some ignorant shit and we're all baffled by his stupidity and can't help but comment like crazy. It works.. that's the content game
I keep telling people he is the fucking star , hands down for this exact reason
@@thankyou6610 Calling him a star is a stretch 😆 But they all definitely figured out the game and made him the frontman: nothing to lose, easy to dislike, wild takes, too cool for school attitude. That's the play
Yall gotta remember mal never had a 9-5 so hes not talking from experience
Limited working experience. Limited relationship experience etc.. 😂 Mal be off in the head often when it comes to both of these topics
Wtf is wrong with Mal? “Oh, just go get another job, bet on yourself…” 😂😂😂 while we’re at it, let’s just make all the raindrops be lemon drops and gum drops. Shit aint as easy as “just get another one.” Mal sounds like he’s been living on a trust fund for the past 39 years. Wtf
The comments saying it is, is wild too. Talking about it is a choice 🙄.
He's right tho. Go get another job. He didn't say it would be instantly. He didn't say leave your current job before finding another. A lot of these comments on here are arguing points Mal never made. He even cut Damaris off where his point ends because everything after that was stuff he never said.
Everyone has a choice. Period end of the stance. Everything after that is a made up scenario in favor of proving him wrong on a point he didn't make.
@@BadLuckDeznah that’s when they tried to give context but he wouldn’t budge. He’s ignorant & stubborn, awful combination lol
mal demonstrates again how out of touch he is with real working people. at least the others tried to show him that people sometimes don't have the breadth of options he, for example would have to find a new job.
so they all had 7 fig gigs before podcasting? wth was demaris doing? Heard she was a nepo/trust fund kid
Yea Mal be outta touch & pocket , but he is Joe Buddens friend after all
@@willbongz1065 *was
I remember when Mal was shitting on poor people when they were getting their neighborhood gentrified lol. "of course you're getting gentrified, y'all be shooting people in broad day!" I know damn well Mal "I Sold Crack" Rocafella is not out here passing out judgement 🧐
It sounded more like Demaris was “impersonating” Mal with that quote
@EARiot but like they even mentioned in the show, sometimes that simply can't be done. I'm sure they'd like to get a better job, but circumstances simply can't afford to up and quit.
Mal sounding real "Slavery was a choice" here. ion like it
I agree
That's an extreme angle to take
Dude shut up, y’all be taking things to far. We have way more freedom to do what we want to do now, than we did back then.
I’m convinced Mal just be podding dawg lol
Lmaooo yall remember the episode of Martin when Cole brought his the dead turtle in the shoe box 😂😂😂 that’s Julian
Mal knows when’s he’s wrong and usually never admits on camera
Mal has no life experience 😂
Mal just be strong ignorant and wrong lmao. have a better chance getting a group of squirrels to underrstand quantum physics than you would getting Mal to understand and listen to any difference of opnion. Buddy aint never been in the real world. I see what Joe meant now
He’s not wrong but he is ignorant. Consequences don’t change the fact that a choice is a choice.
Mal is 40+ with no kids and no wife. As Edin said Choices have Consequences. The Lizzo convo is irrelevant. In the REAL WORLD you can't just wake up and do what you want to do. That's irresponsible and dangerous
Dawg I’m crying at Mal saying big girls is an agenda 😂
that Baine impression was A1🤣🤣🤣🤣
How y’all know Mal’s stances be wild and still surprised at what he say???? Let him beeeee we watch the pod for the talks yes he be wrong it’s ok 😂
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Exactly lmao its entertainment for me at this point
It’s hard to not get angry at how aloof and detached he is from the reality of most people. And his dumb ass takes are getting closer and closer together. They used to be more sporadic.
I really feel like Mal be trolling because AIN’T NO FUCKING WAY!!
Mal is more like Joe than he realizes 🤣 Rory the most grounded out of the 2 which is kinda funny in stereotypical sense
Mal’s Bane is hilarious 😂😂
BABY D IS LOOKING AMAZING THIS GODLY DAY
Mal is a overgrown baby … he speaks so freely on topics that revolve around money … like he made his way and is living off his name
And this is the Mal we all know and love the Mal who we low key think is an alien because there's no way he grew up on earth
The comments about Mal 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mal being Mal 😂😂
Why did Mal send that stray at Reason? 😂
Mal is so out of touch. He’s always been like this but Joe fills up a room so we couldn’t notice. This type of person is almost impossible to be in a relationship with, work with or even be friends with.
Mal triggering your PTSD like this is crazy. 😂 He wasn't even wrong.
If everyone’s saying you’re wrong you’re wrong
@@bryanmyers8676 You're wrong and one of the worst type for thinking that. Too concerned with "everyone", that's where you search for your validation which is the problem.
I’m not seeking validation clown. If I do something wrong and the people close to me say I’m wrong and I don’t listen to them then something is wrong with me.
i agree that mal sounds out of touch, because factually he is out of touch. but "if everyone is saying you're wrong, you're wrong" is a terrible sentiment and does speak to the power you give to others and how you let it impact you@@bryanmyers8676
A "bet" for Mal and a "bet" from most other ppl are 2 different things. Mal is alot further from being put out on the street than most ppl and the entire point of a "bet" is that alot of times, it doesnt pay off. There are hundreds of families on the street or in homeless shelters because that bet didnt work out for one of them.
1. Rory
2. Julian
3. Edin
4. Mal
5. D
New power rankings 😂
pretty accurate lol
Agreed! Sometimes Julian is number 1 cause he actually does research on stories and gives more context
D is definitely not last🙄
accurate but jul might go up
@@Myaccount923 Nah she is lol. The only time she has good takes are on Mals bad takes lol
Listenin to audio now, Mal said "how can anyone be scared of needles ?"
Cmon Mal lmao, he be takin that too cool act too far man 😂
Being scared of needles as an adult is crazy 🤣
@@ElijahtheSaint how so?
That was joe biggest critical take of Mal lol he needs to relax
@@thecunninlynguist are you scared of needles?
Its gotta be an act at this point
Mal be wrong and strong as shit lmao
14:56 😂😂😂 Julian. That was perfect
yall needa do this more
Add every time Rory says “to some degree” to the bingo card
22:39 Mal with the nasty Bane voice
Mal has a clear disconnect from the real world 😂
Y’all should do more voicemail episodes!!! 🔥🔥🔥
Mal is right. You do have a choice. Its not a good consequence in most instances, but the choice is there nonetheless
“They got parachutes that can hold you” when he was talking about bungee jumping was wild
"Mal would you do that for Cozmo?" just killed me...softly... 🤣
I love when they are in a silly mood. This is gonna be a good episode.
Mal saying “Bet on yourself” like it’s just so simple as if that’s all it is 💀 Acting like you aren’t also potentially gambling away your life savings, home, kids future, and food. Not to mention some people went to school for one specific thing and if it turns out they don’t like the career, just jumping to another career with the same opportunity and/or pay is even feasible. Maybe he’s the only one living in the simulation he always talks about 😂
Life is simply about choices, from you open your eyes until the time you close your eyes. I agree, everyone have a choice no matter the circumstances
Robber: “Give me all the money, or I’ll shoot you and your family in the mouth ONE BY ONE!”
Mal: “ *yOu GoT a cHOIcE, bET on YoUrSelF* “
ik rory was real deal mad when he said “auxiliary cord“ instead on “aux” 💀
how is it weird to go on a vacation alone? mal is such a weirdo man
‘Any man than hangs his hat on ‘cool’ many moons will soon be shown to be a cornball - Nigviticus
Mal's comprehension level and stubborn nature really scares me sometimes smh
I 1000x agree with MAL. Yes you may not land on your feet, yes you may be evicted, yes you may not be able to pay for something or contribute. But when it comes to a job, YOU DEFINITELY HAVE A CHOICE.
DOESNT MATTER IF THE OUTCOME IS BAD,THAT DONT TAKE AWAY YOUR POWER OF CHOICE
Father O'Malley got you again....hahahaha i laughed too hard at that.
Rory is naturally comedic
Mal didn't know people were up before 8. Of course, he has this stance. He's completely out of touch with reality. He's also a vegan (who fasts) that weighs 2+. A lot doesn't make sense. Let that man be.
I know another vegan that’s big I’m convinced it’s not good for you tbh
Potato chips and Oreos are vegan...vegan sound healthy but a lot of them eat junk/processed foods. Mal be snackin' lol
@LordSmiththegod You can be a big vegan as most substitute meat with carbs. It's just that Mal also does fasting. Those types are usually smaller.
Mail sound like a dude who’s only ever had to take care of himself.
Almost 200 eps in, well done guys.
Mal doing the Bane voice is hilarious though 🤣🤣😩 24:39
For the people angry at Mal, live your life understanding you always have a choice and I promise you your life will change for the best. His comments did lacks nuance and empathy but it is effective.
Demaris Sniffin Mal Seat Is Wild 😂😂
Mal is going to ruin this podcast and Rory is just letting it happen.
I just said the same , and wallo has same situation to deal with 🤦🏾♂️
imo rory dont give af no more .. It's obviously his pod but on camera he just let the pod do what it do.
I noticed Mal wanted to put his stamp on it early "I'm that nigga he's that ginger" .. Mal the one who got the largest ego in the room.
But i always listen to them for entertainment & fun because Mal riding with Rory will always be an example of pure morality.
I'll support even after the show is finished
Already happening
Y’all say this every time you disagree then when you do it’s “Mal funny af” or “Mal carrying the pod” that’s why I should stop reading comments y’all are the ones that actually ruin the pod.
@@Honesty_iznever_popular Look at the views my boy, they declining
“Bet on yourself…get another job” 😭 this man is deep in the capitalism blender 🤣😂😭🤣
This is the Mal tired of y'all episode 😂 he's watching the episode saying that's crazy!!!!
We need someone to make a mirage of mal saying weird he thinks everything weird 😂😂😂😂
Do you mean montage? Lmao, not a mirage 😂
Mal doing Blaine is crazy
unfkn real 😂
As someone who is "scared of the dark" i realized no one is scared of the dark. Youre scared of the shit that can happen in the dark cause u cant see shit, who wouldnt be afraid of something they cant see
a fear of pain? XD THATS CALLED BEING HUMAN
*I WANT TO KNOW WHAT MAL WAS DOING BEFORE THE JBP.* If it was anything that had nothing to do with who his brother is in any way, i’d be surprised af. He’s a nepo baby so he’s really just a Karen in some nicer kicks.
That doesn’t make him a Karen but it does make him nepo kid
@@LordSmiththegod a Karen in the sense of entitlement and detachment from the reality of “regular folks” and the inability to intelligently empathize.
@@fadethechannel I’m typing too fast but I just changed it does make him a nepo
"Shes bigger" - Julian
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Using Mal's logic sexual harassment at work where someone is coerced into doing something isn't possible since they have a choice to do it or not.
That's not even the topic. You need to go to therapy if someone harmed you.
Mal be so wrong so often
First time I can say I agree with all the comments mal has gotten real comfortable in his position
Mal shows what happens when you don't earn your opportunities and rides others connections and waves to success. He can walk away from anything because of his family and connections
You adapted to darkness 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
Mal is so far removed from reality it’s almost unsettling.
As a teenager, I called my homie who lived down the street from me to kill a chunky, dark fishing spider the side of a bottle cap in my house.
This nigga saw the spider, ran out, and told me to meet him back at his house. 😂😂😂
Based on how Mal is portrayed on this pod, Mal is lying about being a better dad friend than Rory. He's always telling us how he didn't feel like going out with the crew or how he forgot about the link up 😂😂😂 I don't believe Mal at all lol
Mal's lack of growth, empathy and emotional intelligence is pulling this podcast down
Everyone has a choice.
This does not mean leave your job instantly without another job lined up. This does not mean personal circumstances are no longer a factor. This does not mean a job will magically appear for you.
Ya gotta stop arguing points no one is making.
Mal wildin on this one!!!!