Beyond Measure | Episode 246 | NEW RORY & MAL
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- Опубліковано 30 лип 2024
- #HipHop #Podcast #dreamville #jcole #drake
Time Stamps:
00:00:00 - Start
00:00:15 - Recapping Patreon Convo About Teachers
00:03:00 - What Is Red Pill?
00:05:05 - Sharing DC Memories
00:06:08 - Mal Lost His Girl To Jay-Z / Dirty Macking
00:14:52 - Rory Taking Jail Friend To Club
00:21:40 - Mal Drinks Around One Girl
00:23:29 - Random Chef In Dallas
00:26:00 - Mal's Housewarming
00:28:00 - Week Recap With Fiends/Dreamville
00:30:53 - Julian's Interaction With J Cole
00:34:14 - Bas & Julian Brought Rory To The Club
00:36:47 - Rory Was Hating
00:38:19 - Three Rules After Breakup
00:39:33 - Demaris Hating On Mal & Julian
00:45:46 - Hookah With Summer Walker / Same Birthday
00:46:39 - Mal Goes Too Far
00:47:56 - Drake Posting Free Tory Lanez
00:49:49 - Trump's Wild Weekend Comments
00:52:20 - Joe Biden Debating Trump
00:54:08 - Wendy Williams Health Situation
01:05:48 - When To Act Crazy / Bear Anatomy
01:08:01 - Elephant Girl On Tinder
01:10:03 - Lord Jacob Rothschild
01:11:11 - Shane Gillis SNL Performance
01:20:00 - SNL's Audience & How To Improve
01:26:14 - Are All Artists Really Artists?
01:29:33 - Middle America / Woke Generation
01:34:52 - First "Wow Moment" With Celebrity
01:37:41 - Orlando Brown Making Love To Drake, Tyga, Usher
01:39:13 - Von Dutch Hats / Rory's Shoes
01:41:48 - Demaris Loves Ice Spice
01:43:56 - Voicemail
01:48:12 - Best Cities For Action
01:55:14 - Best Cities For Str*p Clubs
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R&M numbers should be going crazy, this podcast has been on fire the last 2 months
They aren’t buying views lol
@@greg02p wake that up!
They are underrated as fuck.
They barely care about the blood themselves. How are other folks gonna get excited about it?🤷🏾♂️
I wouldn’t say they don’t care. Only one I can say treat it just as a job is Mal but he’s gotten much better!
This crew has been on fire since being indy. Longer episodes 🙌🏽
Wait fr? The reason for 2h ep’s coz of them not being with Sirius or w/e?
Yooo two hours is plenty.
Agree
Because they gotta show n prove now 😂
when did they go indy?
Mal is humble because most people in his position would have a special segment with a theme song called “adventures with jay” or “me and jay in our heyday”.
He probably does off camera
@@BRIKSFYOSnah he doesn’t rory said like 2-3 episodes ago that he tries to get Mal to tell him those type of stories
Mal is old school he’s not chasing clout
Get J. Cole on the pod!!!
That’s gonna be the take off fr!
julian had one job lolllll
This was a funny af episode but we officially learned Jay Z can do no wrong in mal eyes I swear😂
When a man that put you on and gave you your lifestyle does that in the eyes of the public and on camera they are perfect. Have some loyalty bro
@@MyLondell There's loyalty then there's blind loyalty. Some ppl would put you on and hold that over ya head, that's where the blind loyalty plays a role. Let me treat you however I want bcuz I put you on, not saying Jay did this but there are ppl like that. He's saying Mal is teetering on blind loyalty lol.
@@sknatheartist when it comes to the public dont throw no dirt on his name
@@MyLondell yea I understand that standpoint
This has to be one of their funniest pods ever! 😂😂
Bear meat on Julian’s cookies is insane😭😭😭
💯
Julian saying OMG in the Will I Am voice is fkn hilarious!! 🤣
I like the color coordination in this episode 🤎
I love the chemistry of this podcast!! Lol
Content has been great last few episodes keep it going
Mal: "I like my racism upfront"
Also Mal: "Y'all taking Trump out of context"
I like the fact that they show be about regular conversations and not just gossip industry shit about rich people I dgafa.
Mal got dirty macked and he's in denial😅😂
Facts. At first i was on his side, but then i had to listen to his story again and he definitely got dirty mac'd. Seeing my mans work up a shorty the entire night, then i pull her at the last minute is NASTY work.
THIS IS HOV
I saw Eddin on COD and made sure I yelled "That's for Julian" when I capped eem
😂😂😂
That’s diabolical
1:03:48 HILARIOUS! Demaris was on fire this episode.
You guys been on 🔥! "I said, HELLO MAL" Baby D, had me howling 😭
🤣💯
This whole episode was HILARIOUS, y’all really in your bag rn and we’re here for it
Julian saying Mal had Harriet Tubman on his wall didn't hit like it should have lol
Asking issa to come out with a sketch show when she literally produced A Black Lady Sketch Show is...
Yall definitely been podding lately, chemistry crazy!!
“So you cook for a living” 🤣
Nah 😅
To Demaris: Issa was a part of a sketch show. A Black Lady Sketch Show and there was also Astronomy Club. Both shows just didn't get the promo to get the views they needed.
The Pod been amazing .. Salute to yall on good content, longer pods, and great chemistry.
Great Pod guys...loved it
Demarisssss 😂😂😂😂 the way that y’all talk to me was gon HAVE to change 41:05
Baby D be sending that energy to Mal now & then, now we get it she wanna get it. 😂
She gonna start calling him Bighead next 😂
Keep this same energy going forward guys, great episode.
The way I laughed with this episode!!! I had to come on YT for the visuals 🤣🤣
This was a top 3 episode!!! 🔥
Yo the start of the pod is crazy!!
Yall stepping it up with topics. I fuck wit it. Support 🤟🏾
For what it’s worth, the thumbnail is a pretty good edit
Best Pod of the year so far!! Demaris and Mal's dynamic is gold!!
Yall be delivering dope shit.....SALUTE
39:35 The way baby D was staring at Julian!😭😭😭
Show is getting way better 👍 haven’t watched last few months but back the last 2 weeks all good episodes
This might be the funniest episode they done in a long time
love the longer episodes
Crazy it took Mal 8 years to tell one interesting Jay story
Past statute of limitations 😂
THAT COLOR COORDINATION 🙌🏾💕
💯
“It made me a better marine” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Demaris can get it…deadass
Great episode 😂❤❤❤
Love this show.
This. Legendary pod epsiode for sure. Mal continuing his MVP run which a legendary run. Julian and demaris 1,2 punch getting up there they punching crazy fr fr and shooting crazy from the feild. And rory being the assist fr 😂
lol Rory telling a story from the jbp days and I recognized it
was hoping the thumbnail would be mal getting his girl took by Hov with Rory in the cut. Demaris getting mad about their meat is 😂
Your female friend getting mad cuz yo meat heavy is just wild 😂
Rory, Mal and Julian have been on FIRE lately 💪🏼✊🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Great pod.
This episode was hilarious from beginning to end bruh
Half the staff is nuts😂
You’re overlooking us as a financier😂😂😂😂
Great ep
😂y’all podding
I love Demaris’ laugh 😂 lil shoulders get to bouncin
Popped the SnapBack off is insane
Colorado Springs is very friendly 😂💪🏽 I gotta go bac lol
@1:49:50 Mal" It's swamp water is what I heard" 😂😂
Rory “Want me to do the sign-off?” 😂
Milwaukee, Minnesota is crazy Rory 😂
I remember Rory told that Stadium story on the JBP - Classic homie court 😂
hearing Mal singing “OMG” in a jokey way but still hearing actual vocals amidst the joke rubbed me the wrong way
Solid snl conversation. Shows how much demo effects views
This episode was funny asf 😂
Lmfao I'm picturing this being brought to Jay's attention and he hit Mal with the same line he hit Joe with "So what?" 🤣😂
Love how Mal dresses. He has a pretty good eye for fashion and fits.
Show been 🔥🔥
mal hit that "oh myyy god"
This is a funny episode
Leaving the strip club to come back is the wildest behavior “I didn’t have enough” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Demaris as for an "Issa Rae" type sketch show, there's Black Lady Sketch Show. She's been featured on there.
Yall was poddin today. 😂
Mal stopping mid laugh to tell Rory "Yo don't eva look me in my eyes" 🤣🤣 Its a bear man
I’m starting to think Baby D the heart of the show. When she is in a good mood, the show is really funny and really good.
I heard that laugh Baby D when Rory said "I've performed."
"You walk around with auto-tune in your throat"😂😂😂
Mal def can crack Demaris if he hasn’t already. She did investigation on Mal 😂😂😂😂😂
Rory right bro lmao nobody wanna put any limits on wen nowadays, he ain’t saying they get what they deserve for what they dress In he’s talking about teaching children lmao
@1:06:36 Mal and Demaris had me dying! 😂😂
🔥🔥🔥
"it's like rubbing your stomach and patting your head at the same time" Mal: "it's nothing like that"
* golf clap* for Baby D 'If it's Brown lay down' joke
13:55 should have told her climb the fire escape 😂 no way she was making it to the room
I definitely bumped brims with my bf in the SnapBack era 😂😂
Damaris sno roach is a good one thanks
Ayeeeee s/o Wilmington, DE 😂😂😂
Gang Gang ❤ 4rm Buffalo NY
I'm 35 and watch snl regularly.. they keep a good sketch in the tuck.
My man said i have just been touched by God😂😂😂
The Tyga snapback snaps!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:44:22 I instantly said "and if she took her pins out then her hair would drop down to her calf".😅
Mal we need a cartoon on this story!
Con Dutch been back since 2019 ngl lol. I copped like 3 over the years I’m 28 and they were toughhhh growing up.
The Orlando talk means y'all needa come to for a tour stop
Rory bringing up the friend in the car story again so he can claim he was right.....again. We get it dawg lmao
Rory and Julian was right that was dirty macking and hating
Y’all were saying Vince would be the perfect SNL host, but he doesn’t have the name recognition yet. I think Tyler would be the perfect host tho. I think he’s just about at that star level, he’s already been a writer/actor of a sketch comedy series on adult swim, and he’s got massive white appeal lol
43:00 LOL
Putting the money bag & orange on illmatic baby nas’ head is nasty work 😂🤣
The baby face ray version of “neva lose me” came out first and is better