SHXTSnGIGS | Episode 305 | NEW RORY & MAL
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
- #HipHop #Podcast
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I am a black woman that listens to this pod 🙋🏾♀️
Me as well girlie! I missed Demaris so much 💘
Same sis.
We exist!
We in here!
Same! 🫶🏽
Great episode 😂 Mal gotta sing John Legend every pod now 😂
That was hilarious lol
I spit my drink out at work lmao smh
New segment: Mal Sings The Hits
Im a black woman listening to the pod since day 1 😂
Here...here..❤
I as well
This is one of the funniest episodes, people staring at me cause i cant stop laughing at my desk
U finna get fired over a pod gang 😂
“I’m Reeeeaaadddyyy to GOOooooo Right NEOooowwww!!” - r&b Mal 😂😂😂
😂😂
I saw BBC again is crazzzyyyy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That fav pornstar category was hilarious. Mal named all WW he just like Julian fr. 😂
How many active Black Pornstars are there right now tho
To be fair there’s not a lot of blonde or redhead black women in porn
Other women aren’t threatened by you demaris
How u know lol
@@_adrianasuncion seriously. She a Syracuse 5
@@oladeebiazazi4538 lol cause she built like a wet towel my boy
They is.
Damaris literally the first and only one to join jokes on black men and men in general but can't stand a joke the other way. Please start shutting up 😂
Bingo
The same woman who made jokes about male suicide and depression rates
That flip switches so FAST
@@improbablyyourdad8458because it's funny
That's women in general. They can dish it, but can't take it, then get all emotional when you cook they ass back 🤔
It's CRAZY how often BABY D be going hard and be DEAD ASS WRONG
Like most women. That's who she reps
Angry bitter Insecure . Seek therapy
“Like most women” …dude, grow up.
@@laurenjackson2810 he's speaking the truth... He didn't say all... Most of y'all will know y'all wrong n stand on it
@@mrsears05 just like men do! we learn from the best
Why Mal ruin John Legend for me bruh lol
🤣🤣🤣
Demaris is BUGGIN. Adorn is not overrated
Refreshments at the hangings is crazy 😂
😂😂😂
Demaris proved Andrews point by saying she was going to hit julian at the beginning of the pod. But hey 🤷🏿
@@Peprahism she got the logic of a chipped rock
Black women are not a monolith🙃
@@nikjonestravelI don’t know why y’all be trying to argue and reason with the black men in these comments that clearly hate black women 😂
confirmation bias about a group of 20 million ppl and u think you’re spitting…
@@_adrianasuncionshe's got the logic of a white passing mixrace rapper?
If it was jokes about white women this wouldn’t be a problem 😂😂
Well white women don’t have negative stereotypes🤷🏿♂️
@@oladeebiazazi4538yes they do lol
@@oladeebiazazi4538 literally every group has negative stereotypes
Black men talk about how white women can't cook all the time in comedy... none of this is a big deal
@@oladeebiazazi4538they definitely do, u must be an incel lol
Mal singing John Legend is hilarious😂😂😂
I hope Baby D knows Andrew has publicly dated a black woman. Lol
He’s one mixed gf that looks white lol
@oladeebiazazi4538 What about Rory now? BTW I really fuck with the pod so this point is no disrespect to him at all.
and he treated her horribly. She accused him of cleaning the floor with her toothbrush to get her sick on purpose.
@@dismisswillcorrupt84 I didn’t know that happened but I knew he was the reason they broke up
How she so wrong and still the loudest always amazes me
"Before we do Diddy... let's tease a bit." That's insane!
THATS NUTS
0:23, Demaris literally proving Andrew Schultz point lol
Like why are we pretending BW don’t resort to or threaten violence often
Fully
lol this is actually hilarious
Naturally, BW are hypocrites
@@Noramail444😂
Wym green light is 🔥
Demaris is every stereotype Schultz said that’s the funny part. He’s describing her type of BW
😭😭Not too much on baby d tho😭
No.
Big FACTS
I like my black woman strong and loud. Daby D, please proceed
@@ChynnaKeysall I see is the black woman Andrew talked about just say you are angry you got laughed on and move on everyone gets laughed on and you laugh too but now it’s a problem cause jokes on you ma’am shush
The fact that this blew up and became such a problem with shitsxgigs only makes the joke Andrew said funnier and more true. Only black woman would’ve blew this up like this haha
The amount of men that got so angry and emotional over kendrick and drake completely eliminated any ability to call women angry and emotional.
BW are sensitive
They’re biggest victims ever lmao
@@PeterStone-hy6irwhite women are definitely the biggest victims ever By Far 😂 stop it 🛑
@@PeterStone-hy6irAndrews ex literally accused him of assaulting her. Nothing happened. Guess what the so called victim was?.... You guessed it a Karen
Mal is buggin. Rory was not iso wearing headbands 24/7. Fab wore headbands, jayz, 50, 90s boy bands, dylon, Dave Chappele dylon, AI, the list goes on lol. Hip-hop between 03-05 had the entire globe wearing headbands with their fit.
This pod is better than JBP to me !!!!
Bot
ffffffffffffffuck no!!!!! 😭
Not a bot!!!
Agreed! JBP is ass
Bro hell no if you put all the bs aside cause it doesn’t involve anyone of us the jbp makes me more genuinely laugh multiple times throughout multiple hours meanwhile this just slightly make me giggle 🤷🏿♂️and with Demaris being demaris it’s type ahhhh
45 minutes in, this episode is hilarious
All of Me being overrated is up there with Wale being a better rapper than Cole. This mfer WILD
"I was just with Rory.."
"RORYYYY????"
😂😂😂😂
Demaris is so exhausting 😴 HE IS A COMEDIAN
And can get slapped. What other profession allows you to get away with saying anything about anyone? When the hell did they get a protection treaty from the world?
Yeah and he only getting backlash bc the joke *wasn’t funny*.
@KristenMatthews-wd6jb joke not being funny is fine that's an opinion but turning this into some racist ish when if you actually watched Andrew everyone gets it including his own race.
@@shadyzbabii420 You sound mad sensitive right now and also are you saying that jokes justify violence?? 🤔🤔🤔
@@dwrightmanblack Big fan of everyone involved but "jokes" can be offensive. There ARE jokes that I don't mind standing on a punch in the mouth. Was this one of them? Not to me but to someone else maybe?
Stereo types are funny if you say there aren’t you lying. Plus d is the exact woman they were talking about 😁
Yup angry af
Baby Dee loud and wrong about Schulz. His ex was black. So much passion just to be wrong
Eh she was mixed and looked passing but yea
@@oladeebiazazi4538 So like I said Black
No way u falling for that , that’s like racist who say I got black friends , U jus rather attack another black woman in Demaris
Always loud and wrong
@@oladeebiazazi4538so black
Andrew is not a racist bruh come on..
How you know?
Debatable
@Sagemode6 defending the white who dissed a whole category of women is weirdo behavior
@@TitaniumGrillzdefending a podcast that jokes on gay men and Hispanics is weirdo behavior but keep being a weirdo I guess
@@TitaniumGrillz grow up Tyron
@1:56:30 greatest part in this whole pod 😂😂😂
30 seconds in proves we definitely need a solo Rory and Mal pod once a week. 💰🍊
Baby D threatening people... way to kill the vibe
Literally!!
6:37 I couldn’t wear headband. My head not shaped right lol
I love demaris , but I hope she realizes she prove the joke to be correct when she threatened Julian 2 seconds into the show you can’t make this shit up .
She screams angry and alone
Demaris be trying to stare DAGGERS into Julian like damn 😂
I thought they were together low key.
@@GladToBeNaturalya reading room abilities is garbito for thinking that
Mal's John Legend impression with Rory's adlibbing was fckin hilarious
There was actually a porn area at blockbuster/video stores … behind the curtain lol
I knew i wasn't tripping
@@yo-sefakimbey7009I called my dad out for coming out from back there, when I was little lol. I didn’t even know that I put him on blast 🤣
Rory bouncing in the seat is crazy😂😂😂😂
Lmao 😂😂😂😂
1:52:36 Mal called John Legend catalog a bunch of nothing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:56:16 😂😂😂
Baby D look good asf
@@jabrilhurt9567 till she starts speaking then woofa
Not with that sambo red lipstick, foh
People need to stop trying to police comedians its so lame. Also Shxts and gigs were cowards. We all know you didn’t care about Andrews jokes but this whole pantomime of having to give into the woke mob who will move on after a week anyway is crazy. You weren’t sorry, the mob don’t care about an apology either way so just stand on it and move on
Demaris ranting about black women stereotypes when the pod started with her threatening to knock Julian out is crazy
I think the part people miss about the shxtsxgigs thing is that it was a joke about how black women make white men “glow up” in relationships and Schulz went out of his way to make it negative like “nah there’s nothing positive about dating black women”. It wasn’t funny and it was random.
i agree. what’s your ig? lol
And he's just not funny to me some people don't have the face or voice for certain jokes
@@Yazthecharacter he’s clearly funny, maybe not your choice of comedy but he is funny to literally millions of people.
Im not a Shultz fan by any means by why is it ok for black comedians to make fun of other races all the time and ppl just laugh at it? Its all jokes at the end of the day. Ppl gotta stop being so damn sensitive.
I honestly feel it’s because Shultz is the one saying it. If it were anybody else it wouldn’t have been a big deal.
@tbmjj9 if tosh.o said I would be more entertained
Mal funny af🤣🤣
Demaris is the definition of what schutlz was talking about. Sensitive, Annoying and Loud 🤡🤦🏽♂️
Don't forget insecure and angry
@@agkillah4726Angry about what?
"Grow a beard bc they will slap your face" demarius literally slapped Julian's face ...
our women hate being held accountable
She literally said she would do it on this pod at the beginning
@@jamiest.patrick9794 way to kill the vibe IMMEDIATELY
@@NukeUndisputedokay & Black people have the highest demographic of women who are domestically killed or abused by their partner. So are you holding Black men accountable with that too, or…?
blk wmn learn how to hit back due to their mother's teachings
Selective Outrage
Great episode!! 👏🏽 Nobody better complain about this one. Mal even dropped an “A Bronx Tale” reference!
Damn 😩 I'm the only one that plays Green Light on the way to work to get hype?
Mal John legend impression had me in real tearss😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bruh I legit laughed for 5 minutes straight during that Mal and John Legend segement. 😂😂😂😂
Hilarious
I just love Mal so much!!! This pod is the best pod out, period
demaris shoulda played it cool on the shultz topic, she played right into his bw be mad card
Ironically, Demaris proved every stereotype Schultz said right lol
That was funny because she started to stress me out... just by talking
Y’all hate black women. Losers.
@@telldetruth9259 she's so angry wtf
Wasn't funny when Shultz did it not funny just cuz you add lol😱
@@chazvriseno9510 she proved shultz right and u still defending her. Lol If dudes like u werent afraid to call women losers for their loser behavior, cause ur too focused on their "looks" , we wouldnt be in this position.
A HANDY???🤣🤣🤣🤣 R0RY come’n 0uT T0DAY🤦🏾
Her response to jokes about black women being aggressive and angry was to be aggressive and angry? You're not helping the situation. Get her off mic
She not a robber, gang banger, or drug dealer relax
I never agreed with Julian ever, but he's absolutely right on the POV in porn it sucks
Yo, I hated Mal's Drake shit and I thought I'd never tune back in. BUT IT'S ALWAYS FUCK JOHN LEGEND SO WE BACK BAYBEE!!!
I hate to say anything negative about Demaris, but hey her off the pod y’all. This is abhorrent female representation y’all can’t be proving Schultz right bro, ain’t no way
Mal with the Green Light intro 😂 😂 😂
I’m just trying to figure out what John Legend did to y’all to deserve this 😩😂😂
BW thinking they’re gonna stop Schulz is hilarious
You people defending Andrew Schulz (especially if you are a black man) are weird af. Andrew Schultz has said before on Brilliant Idiots that he thinks White Women are better than black women. So his "Jokes" are not jokes he legitimately sees black women as females that always have a attitude and that are violent. Plus if he actually dated black women it still wouldn't be ok but at least you could say "Well thats his experience" He doesn't though. Damaris may joke about black men sometimes but yall all know where her heart is when it comes to them
Bunch of nerds in these comments talking about black women. Yall not even hip hop fans I can tell
So no one can make jokes about bw? Come off of it
Grown ass black woman who been listening to yall since the old pod, love the growth ❤
1:56:14 yo Mal is crazy !!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Damn I kinda thought I’d see comments defending John legend, but I don’t see any
John was good in the ordinary people days. But later his sound is m like HER is today. Where they just come out for political moments and commercials
I ain’t gon hold yall, the last couple of episodes without Damaris was lit.
She’s so abnoxious lmao. She literally just be saying shit & then get mad at Rory cuz he just “says shit”. Lmao
They were alright
here yall go tryna exclude people n create drama
They literally all get in this pod and just say shit but y’all always have smoke for Demaris get those other dudes d!ck out yall mouth 😭
She's a vibe killer fr
I swear I thought the same thing. Her takes are loud & wrong usually.
Fun fact Demaris, it doesnt make him right, but Andrew's last long term girlfriend, before his current wife, is black.
It’s so crazy how defensive baby d was about the shitsngigs topic but she was quick to make wild jokes about lynchings….
Mal gotta sing and imitate ppl more often 😂 the John Legend bit was hilarious
Black woman here that loves the pod 🤷🏽♀️🫶🏽
I was gone for a minute, but I came back to yall podding
i'm sorry but Rory was on in this ep, ON FIRE
She hates people from England Cz of our accent? lol
Great team all 4!!! Damaris is great , she be podding
Mal singing John legend has me in tears 😂
Black women can insult every other group yet some mid jokes got them riled up?
Insult other groups? I didn't hear about this
@@JJune-ei9fuBW joke about everyone
Ignorance is def bliss.@@JJune-ei9fu
@@MallyG-r4t examples?
@@JJune-ei9fugo look on the shaderoom, talking bout 'examples" 😭
1:26:49 😂😂😂 Julian looks at Maris'
Bruh I forget how annoying Demaris is. Those episodes without her are always refreshing.
She needs therapy . Baby d plz leave the show
In 2003 EVERY DUDE wore headbands….sometimes we doubled the headband. But I wouldn’t expect Mal to remember because A. How much he smokes, and B. He thinks Snowfall is better than The Wire….Every ni**a in the wire wore headbands regularly. But you’d actually have to be a fan of the show to recall that.
When they started talking about pokemon I realised Demaris looks like bulbasaur
😭
31:23
I think we put too much emphasis on Shxtsngigs (even though they did f up and deserve the abuse) but the main person to blame is Andrew Schulz, he is the most overrated trash comedian I have ever heard , and what he was saying about black women was trash , I feel like you guys could have trash Andrew more, except for Demaris, she did a great job trashing him
i forgot about this pod until i heard Dame Dash talk about Mal 😭
i remember on JBP when they were all talking about John and Mal said “John got a nasty walk” LMAOOOO that’s the first thing i think of whenever i’ve seen John since then 😂 Joe ruined “used to love you” for me and now Mal ruined “green light”
Calling ShxtsnGigs "non-toxic" is crazy when all they do is joke about unfaithfulness and domestic abuse all day. Proof that all these black women calling for their cancellation weren't fans and never watched an episode.
Cancel this girl off this pod please 😂
Vibe killer , she sucks
We can only hope 😂
And Demaris who says "that's not cancelling". Digging up old videos is 100% calling for a mass cancellation. It's like digging up old Kevin Hart tweets.
Opening the pod up with Demaris threatening to hit Julian in the face for absolutely no reason is the exact shit Andrew was talking about. She legit put herself in the same exact stereotype that she got mad about
“That’s why August A*es was there” is insane, Mal 😂😂😂. 1:17:30. iykyk.
getting angry at a joke, and then complaining about the trope while being it... is kind of fucking hilarious.
Baby D lowkey becoming Mal’s republican running mate lol
Came back to the pod.. Mal:”get naked and get to it!” ………😂
nah demaris gonna get yall cancelled lmao that question about food at the rallies is crazy lol
Mal John legend impression 😂😂😂
Point of Order: Schultz actually did used to date a Black woman.
That girl was white passing maybe 1/8 black and he treated her horribly he even says so.
That Andrew shultz joke wasn’t even that bad I don’t think she actually seen the clip 😂 he said that’s why white men shave they hair and get the buzz cut the women always stressing them 😂 it’s literally just a joke
Schulz have talked about dating black women in the past on brilliant idiots years ago and clearly it was a joke, thinking schulz is racist is crazy