I was gonna drink water but I miss-calculated the distance to my mouth & accidentally poured it over my shirt I am so sad i have just wasted perfectly *fresh ice cold water*
My best friend was in the hospital suffering mass blood loss. They hooked him up with an IV bag full of blood. When the doctors weren’t looking I replaced the blood with water. Now my friend is so hydrated he’s just standing there... doing nothing
@Ahmed Tupajic oh yeah, no one will deny that ancient China and the Arabian empire made massive contributions, but cars and electricity and such have all been American creations/discovery’s. As well as the skyscrapers that make up said giant cities.
"Start a protest outside your local zoo until they replace all of the birds with pelicans as anything else is just a trash bird. As this really helps spread the word of my channel"
Momarthings Church of the Big Fat Walrus is a religion based around or lord and saviour big fatty walrus The church of the big fat walrus is a safe haven to all beings The walrus bible says only 1 law You can do anything as long as it doesn’t hurt others or yourself For example Not drinking Water and staying properly hydrated is a detriment to you’re health, which is why you would not be allowed into walrus heaven
I just burned down my local Walmart for not having any water edit:the news just said "a local Walmart burned down hundreds dead thousands happy" as she walks away with a fully loaded m16 with modest pelican on the side thank you for making water a useful tool that we use in are every day lives
This game is beautiful and reminds me of the fact that L.A. Noire (which is also historic only AFTER the 2nd world war) deserves a sequel. The thing with these games in the city is that there's not as many little creeks as in Red Dead Redemption 2 for example where you can easily rehydrate yourself....
My teacher wasn't drinking enough water so I decided to make a presentation about how important hydration is. She gave me an F- for it so I punched her right in the face and turned the F- into an A+ before she reawakened. My friends then asked me where I learned this trick from and I told them to subscribe to Modest Pelican gaming.
'Hi lads and lasses modest pelican here, if you ever attend a wedding when the conductor asks if anyone opposes the marriage, say that the groom isn't subscribed to modest pelican and watch the woman turn into a runaway bride. as this really helps spread the good word of my channel'
I just named my my minecraft dog marto in memoriam for stealtho Marto’s day Z and I’m glad to say that he is very hydrated I hope your proud papa peli 😊
Thanks for getting me through tough times Peli. My grandmother passed away last week. I reckon it was from dehydration. I tried to help by filling her drip with High Quality H2O but it obviously wasn’t enough. They say it was blood poisoning, but I think we all know they’re just trying to cover up for their mistakes.
My mate wasn't staying hydrated so I put a towel on their face and poured water on it. They were so mesmerised by the holy water they fell asleep, they still haven't woken up yet, I'm so proud of them.
Did i... Did I just heard a Formula 1 joke on this beautiful channel? That's it, this channel is my favorite. I'm gonna go ahead and promote your channel.
So today my sister dumped her water of the deck because, " I did not want to finish it." so like any reasonable person I threw her off the deck. Now I'm in prison for 10 years for murder.
Honestly so proud of the message delivered by this video , frequent H2o consumption could save the planet one day. I once saw a man choking on something so I gave him a cold glass of water and he enjoyed it so much that he just laid down in pleasure, what a nice guy
Thank you for the entertaining video and for letting me know that one of my favorite games has been fully remade and looks awesome. I am excited to replay it with the more modern graphics. Cheers, mate!
Thank you for not stopping video game world war two!!! Think of all the franchises that wouldn't exist! The hours I'd have to devote to something productive!! 😭😭 Thanks again! Keep it moist my friend! 👍👍
Pro tip: if you murder someone do it with an icicle that way it is a hydrated murder and the murder weapon will eventually melt and disappear completely
I was gonna drink water but I miss-calculated the distance to my mouth & accidentally poured it over my shirt I am so sad i have just wasted perfectly *fresh ice cold water*
dam what a waste i'm crying and shaking irl rn
@@ModestPelican top ten saddest moments in anime history
I feel that, i hope you have a speedy recovery!
Press f to pay respects
@@ModestPelican Stop cryn and shakeys 😔
My best friend was in the hospital suffering mass blood loss. They hooked him up with an IV bag full of blood. When the doctors weren’t looking I replaced the blood with water. Now my friend is so hydrated he’s just standing there... doing nothing
Big brain
I think it wasn't enough water
Try mixing the water into the blood. Doctors might not notice
This really helps spread the good word of this channel
This game take place only 20 years after the end of Red Dead Redemption 1, technology is crazy
16 years after if you count the epilogue.
Yeah never thought about this. So little time for so much advancement
Different place in the world 🌍
Western civilization is incredible
@Ahmed Tupajic oh yeah, no one will deny that ancient China and the Arabian empire made massive contributions, but cars and electricity and such have all been American creations/discovery’s. As well as the skyscrapers that make up said giant cities.
“They resolved the matter with facts word and a pump action shotgun”
I don't want to be a funbum, but you said the quote wrong
Ok then
Sounds very america to me.
Yes, yes it does
Ya em an hooman i qwote goooooooodd.
I love how modest pelican is actualy trying to take over the world
ty mate
Omg u actualy replied
That profile picture shouldn’t be anywhere near the #1 Christian Music UA-cam Channel
@@benblaske2699 ill change it
I like how modest world is trying to pelican the take over...
...don't ask. I'm *this* close to figuring it out myself...
🎩👌
We should start a petition to name the Pacific Ocean the Pelican Ocean as this will really help spread the good word of your channel
This channel sucks. Imagine reading a script off a piece of paper and getting praised for it.
Did you have premarital eye contact with Sarah, Eeww
@@shadeslayer-9113 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@@shadeslayer-9113 A script that he wrote
can u snort water
Yes
Ofc🤷♂️
yes
Ya dummy
Yes I did it and I do not recommend it
3:54 first time i full on Laughed from a modest pelican joke not just a chuckle
You laughed at this joke? Your brain must be pretty smooth
Yes I love that he has posted today I needed this
legend :)
The mafia boys need to get hydrated as well.
Gay
Superpope69 what’s wrong with gay people?
Correction: "Yes, I love that he has posted today, I needed this."
"Start a protest outside your local zoo until they replace all of the birds with pelicans as anything else is just a trash bird. As this really helps spread the word of my channel"
Pelican: gets revolver
Also pelican: a yes the good old ray gun
:D
@@ModestPelican by hitting that field marshal Mano will have never been born
COD? More like bass
Fun fact: modest pelican actually invented water. Thank him, for he has saved us from dehydration
Daily Walrus quote
Thou who don’t stay hydrated shan’t be welcome into the gates of heaven” Pelican 3:16 Walrus bible verse 1
wise words Walrus man
amen
Interesting, tell me more about your religion.
Ha Ha Walrus Man fat
Momarthings
Church of the Big Fat Walrus is a religion based around or lord and saviour big fatty walrus
The church of the big fat walrus is a safe haven to all beings
The walrus bible says only 1 law
You can do anything as long as it doesn’t hurt others or yourself
For example
Not drinking Water and staying properly hydrated is a detriment to you’re health, which is why you would not be allowed into walrus heaven
I’m so happy you posted a mafia vid. This game keeps me hydrated
i love how he is so serious when he makes his videos it makes me ant too drink more water
yesssss it's working.
Wow ur my favourite UA-camr and if you continue this series it will become my favourite series on UA-cam ever
(Stay hydrated)
Fun Factoid: If pelicans don’t drink enough water they explode
true
@@ModestPelican its true because it happened to my mother who was a pelican
@@loganc5376 that tnt came in handy serves her right for not drinking water
Can confirm
@@loganc5376 ah if it isn't Lesta da Molesta
I can't get enough of your videos they make my day 😂😂😂
I just burned down my local Walmart for not having any water edit:the news just said "a local Walmart burned down hundreds dead thousands happy" as she walks away with a fully loaded m16 with modest pelican on the side thank you for making water a useful tool that we use in are every day lives
you did what you had to do.
Good man
We're all very proud
your local Walmart must be dehydrated
If they had water, it might not have burned. 💩
I love how the Don takes the moral high ground then sends you to murder anyone who minorly inconvenienced him
Whenever this man uploads it's magical. I am changing my name to modest pelican gaming to spread the word of this channel.
you legend thank you mate.
I changing mine to
Immediately
@@thomasboi2255 yo mr Modest Pelican Gaming
Modest Pelican Gaming: Plays "MAFIA"
Me: Pelican Mafia
I'm Starting to see something here👀
😳
"It's almost as if the MAFIA are dishonest people"
-Modest Pelican Gaming
@Bloody oath mate • 16 years ago Complete mad lad XD
@FBI•1,000 years ago I'm in Jail.
YOO I READ THIS COMMENT AS HE SAID IT
MAFIA from F1 right
@@CrusadeCritic Same
Modest Pelican feels happier and much much more excited to see a guy get hydrated than hit with a bat
I was listing to cardi bs hit song ”water all pelicans” when I got the notification for this video
heck yea gamer
Modest Pelican Gaming
Language man
The kids are watching trying to stay well hydrated
I just got it
This remaster deserves all the awards
When you so early you can’t see the ‘first’ comments
see my comment
dam he early.
It do be like that sometimes
Don't worry. They'll all be in shortly
"facts, logic and a pump action shot gun" best negotiating tactic ever
My friends weren’t drinking water, so I threw them in a bucket of water with no exit. Gotta stay hydrated!
nicely done
How small are your friends
Modest Pelican Gaming bro ur my fav
Please more of that mafia content, when a part 2 follows I'll promise I'm gonna stay hydrated
This game is beautiful and reminds me of the fact that L.A. Noire (which is also historic only AFTER the 2nd world war) deserves a sequel. The thing with these games in the city is that there's not as many little creeks as in Red Dead Redemption 2 for example where you can easily rehydrate yourself....
It was so lucky that you uploaded today as I was in a really bad mood today but you brightened my day, thanks for that man!
My teacher wasn't drinking enough water so I decided to make a presentation about how important hydration is. She gave me an F- for it so I punched her right in the face and turned the F- into an A+ before she reawakened. My friends then asked me where I learned this trick from and I told them to subscribe to Modest Pelican gaming.
Dude your comedic timing is gold
'Hi lads and lasses modest pelican here, if you ever attend a wedding when the conductor asks if anyone opposes the marriage, say that the groom isn't subscribed to modest pelican and watch the woman turn into a runaway bride. as this really helps spread the good word of my channel'
Garbage.
I really enjoyed this video, almost as much as I enjoy staying hydrated
I just named my my minecraft dog marto in memoriam for stealtho Marto’s day Z
and I’m glad to say that he is very hydrated
I hope your proud papa peli 😊
"Maybe later we can go and vote together. Oh wait, you don't have rights yet." Next thing you know, he'll cut her off in a cutscenes XD
My mum decided to drink wine so I smack he in face because she wasn’t drinking that good good h2o she currently beating me but that’s okay
you're a great son mate.
@@ModestPelican i agree. She sounds like she needs some more fresh sea salt infested water
That explains the typos
Music and Games yes indeed
Music and Games 😂 mint she’s stop she’s getting the axe no but she drank the salt
I was intressted in buying the game and testing it out but clearly it is for a more mature audience. They just had to put in a "cuddle scene".
What game is this
@@chuckfinley4295 pretty sure it is tetris remastered
@@chuckfinley4295 mafia de
last time i was this early was a dehydrated mallacker
I bet you don't even know the meaning of the word or what country it originated from considering malaka is one of the most simple word to spell
@@j8mie007 Word is from Greece and yes this guy is a malaka
Thanks for getting me through tough times Peli.
My grandmother passed away last week. I reckon it was from dehydration. I tried to help by filling her drip with High Quality H2O but it obviously wasn’t enough. They say it was blood poisoning, but I think we all know they’re just trying to cover up for their mistakes.
"the Mafia? Dishonest?"
**Pulls out full money clip and pistol**
"How much is it gonna cost for you to have never said that"
🎩👌
Seeing a new modest pelican video come up always brings a smile to my face
My mate wasn't staying hydrated so I put a towel on their face and poured water on it. They were so mesmerised by the holy water they fell asleep, they still haven't woken up yet, I'm so proud of them.
This is the funniest video I have seen on your channel so far. Well done.
I had to spill my water to watch this
slurp it up dude
I'm not sure how i feel about that
Did i... Did I just heard a Formula 1 joke on this beautiful channel?
That's it, this channel is my favorite. I'm gonna go ahead and promote your channel.
When peli hits 1mil it's gonna be a serious hydration session
Hey Peli I really enjoyed this video. pls continue this series
So today my sister dumped her water of the deck because, " I did not want to finish it." so like any reasonable person I threw her off the deck. Now I'm in prison for 10 years for murder.
Honestly so proud of the message delivered by this video , frequent H2o consumption could save the planet one day. I once saw a man choking on something so I gave him a cold glass of water and he enjoyed it so much that he just laid down in pleasure, what a nice guy
4:55 Paulie may not be a horse. But he sure is a fine stallion worthy of being ridden
Lol
It’s Sam
He actually knows what hes talking about with racing i love it😂
Guys I calculated the perfect amount of water in my cup
Is the perfect amount infinite amounts of water
What a great video! Would love to see more mafia on the channel, perhaps all of the series too! Keep it up big fella
Intro idea "go back in time and turn eve into a pelican so everyone will now be half pelican".
Or something around thoses lines
Rename this game to the pelicarnos. Cuz pelicans are awesome. The policy is stay hydrated or die. Love the content modest pelican gaming ❤️
Thank you for the entertaining video and for letting me know that one of my favorite games has been fully remade and looks awesome. I am excited to replay it with the more modern graphics. Cheers, mate!
hey papa peli i’m glad you posted today, going through some tough times. stay hydrated and classy!
“Thanks my g, man a real one no cap”
finally! i was waiting for you to play it cause you're the only funny youtuber i can find who plays these games
my baby brother was drinking milk instead of water so i threw him in the pool. seems like he’s enjoying finally being hydrated.
So glad they remastered such a classic game
9:47 how could you! Look at all that moisture coming off that guy's head that's gonna take a lot of water to fix it
Your videos really help with my depression thank you so much!
Stay sufficiently hydrated at all times.
agreed
Play more of this Peli, and get yourself hydrated!
I would be fine with a world controlled by modest pelican
Why am I so amazed by this game
Just played through this game. The race is so hard lmao.
Lol I don't remember any of this.... Wtf mafia's did I play? 🤔 Hahahaha
Thank you for not stopping video game world war two!!! Think of all the franchises that wouldn't exist! The hours I'd have to devote to something productive!! 😭😭 Thanks again! Keep it moist my friend! 👍👍
Did I get the water catch phrase 🤞🤞
Pro tip: if you murder someone do it with an icicle that way it is a hydrated murder and the murder weapon will eventually melt and disappear completely
What a great remaster loved this story i started at mafia 2 so this remaster was very much needed
Love the people around you, and cherish the moments you get to spend with them
¡Peace, love and more life to everyone out there, stay safe! 👊🏿🙏🏿❤️
I am unironically impressed by your skill with the infamous race
Spent 2 hours on that mission 😭
The fighting looks just like yakuza
Really hoping this is a full series
Can’t wait for him to play watch dogs legion
Ah finally I can enjoy the best moment of the day, watching my favourite chrisitian music UA-camr with a glass of cold tap water.
HYDRATE. In the 1930s
Man this video made the week, daily dose of pelicans necessary
Finally he remembered his UA-cam password
bro it was like a week
Honestly, you made me buy this game with your beautiful storytelling skills with equally beautiful gameplay. Keep up the good work.
What is the game?
"God this conservativeness is hot as hell". Says this while supporting communism which is as far left as you can go on the political spectrum.
Opposites attract.
It’s always good to make sure even the mafia stays hydrated
Dude you should make this a series it’s fire
First video I’ve seen of yours in almost 4 months. The UA-cam stories brought me back. Love you, Peli.
Oh wait, you don't have rights yet. XD had me in tears. 🤣 Bro I ove you.
Dude, you're funny. Keep doing what you're doing!!!!
love you modest pelican you’ll be at 1 mil in no time
This game fits you so well, idk why but please more
Stay hydrated
Congratulations on trending peli ❤️💎🤴
EPIC UPLOAD ON MY BIRTHDAY. THANK YOU
Im doing field work rn and I've got another 9 hours left, im binge watching papa peli and modest pelican
I'm so glad I can enjoy this educational video with my best friend h2O sitting in my hand, thank Papa Peli
9:24 Rolmfao 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Jesus Christ hahahahaha I laughed so loud and hard I started crying
I swear mate you’re videos always crack me up especially if I’m having a shit day, thank you so much for doin what you do
Ye na ye na ye na Ye na ye na ye na Ye na ye na ye na
- catchy
"Maybe we can go and vote together. Oh wait, you can't do that yet" hahahahaha I am deceased rofl