How Fighter Jet Pilots Get Their Callsigns?

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  • @danielbender3271
    @danielbender3271 5 місяців тому +2291

    My dad was friends with a navy pilot. His last name was Spears. His call sign, Britney 😂

  • @Udemeu
    @Udemeu 5 місяців тому +64646

    "Kebab" is the funniest callsign with the darkest backstory.

  • @hellrazor117
    @hellrazor117 5 місяців тому +1544

    Guy from mu unit has corrective spinal surgery using titanium rods
    We called him Nickelback

    • @GODofEverythin9_
      @GODofEverythin9_ 4 місяці тому +54

      Nah thats fucked

    • @randomcontent789
      @randomcontent789 4 місяці тому +43

      Seeing all the stories behind these call signs are killing me 😂

    • @epicfiredragon0819
      @epicfiredragon0819 4 місяці тому +15

      Bro I am about to go to pilot training, I am fucked

    • @RexpersChild
      @RexpersChild 4 місяці тому +12

      Funnier the name the more tragic the incident 😂

    • @Wolfboy_109
      @Wolfboy_109 4 місяці тому +7

      "LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH"

  • @CullenRTerry
    @CullenRTerry 5 місяців тому +16370

    Pilot: nearly loses arm
    Call sign: *_Army_*

    • @phoenyxtaylor5750
      @phoenyxtaylor5750 5 місяців тому

      Wingjob would work too

    • @TheDeelunatic
      @TheDeelunatic 5 місяців тому +247

      I would have submitted Bandit, short for 1 armed bandit.

    • @tearstoneactual9773
      @tearstoneactual9773 5 місяців тому +121

      I would have named him Anakin or Luke... or maybe Skywalker

    • @johnbuenaventura1
      @johnbuenaventura1 5 місяців тому +28

      Lol. At that point, no longer able to fly for the military...

    • @CullenRTerry
      @CullenRTerry 5 місяців тому +19

      @@johnbuenaventura1 I said nearly for a reason!

  • @NoveltheGnome
    @NoveltheGnome 5 місяців тому +11757

    Plot twist: Iceman was frozen while at a high altitude, Viper found a snake under his seat and it bit him, and Hollywood screwed up during a film or movie

    • @austinrooks1787
      @austinrooks1787 5 місяців тому +353

      There’s some truth to those yknow iceman was cold as ice when you didn’t know him viper was quick as one and Hollywood was acting like he was center of attention like a film actor or at least that’s how the naming system goes

    • @OjanAdventure
      @OjanAdventure 5 місяців тому

      Viper => Very Idiot Person

    • @Armada-1935
      @Armada-1935 5 місяців тому +382

      Bigger plot twist: Maverick got a Maverick missile dropped on his foot during training
      Goose made roast goose every thanksgiving instead of turkey
      Phoenix was born in phoenix
      Hangman sucks at the game hangman
      Bob is Bob.
      Wolf man claimed to have seen a werewolf
      Sundown always watches the sun go down every evening
      And Rooster has a pet rooster 🐓

    • @bossoldsouth7446
      @bossoldsouth7446 5 місяців тому +155

      @@Armada-1935I like how there’s zero explanation for Bob

    • @Armada-1935
      @Armada-1935 5 місяців тому +143

      @@bossoldsouth7446 he doesn’t need an explanation, he’s just Bob

  • @Infinityxero
    @Infinityxero 5 місяців тому +3137

    I was never in the Air Force but I was in the Army. We we're out at NTC before we deployed and my platoon sergeant gave me the nickname Possum, because every time I had to use the restroom, literally EVERY time, we'd get attacked and I'd end up absolutely fine.
    He told everyone before we got on the plane to Iraq, "I don't care who you are but if you're around Johnson and he says he has to use the restroom, RUN, because you're about to be attacked."

    • @maicius
      @maicius 5 місяців тому +268

      That’s hilarious timing. Reminds me of how every time I’m highly needed at work I’m in the bathroom.

    • @nubnub5173
      @nubnub5173 5 місяців тому +21

      @@maicius😂

    • @sirflimflam
      @sirflimflam 5 місяців тому +31

      @@maicius I feel like that was my standard work day in my last job.

    • @maicius
      @maicius 5 місяців тому +8

      @@sirflimflam 😂

    • @fyodorbocalbos7997
      @fyodorbocalbos7997 5 місяців тому +41

      Restroom break in the nick of time. The flesh is weak but your luck is strong, Iron Hand

  • @denningfamily2145
    @denningfamily2145 5 місяців тому +5073

    We had a guy who was born in Germany, became a citizen, he demanded we call him "Red Baron" he had it embroidered on his flight bag, we weren't having any of that. He had a funny voice so we named him Smeagol

    • @traviswright5743
      @traviswright5743 5 місяців тому +1

      Y’all missed so many opportunities like “focker” or “schnitzel”.

    • @uncletiggermclaren7592
      @uncletiggermclaren7592 5 місяців тому +323

      Did he strangle many people in the dark?.

    • @garaltxabushi8214
      @garaltxabushi8214 5 місяців тому +554

      He was probably looking at his embroidered bag going "My precious" wishing he could be called red baron 😂

    • @itchfinger
      @itchfinger 5 місяців тому +64

      Thats funny af

    • @aquashadow2558
      @aquashadow2558 5 місяців тому +107

      Fun fact:-yall know who the red Baron is right? he is the best German pilot in WW1 and a nightmare for the allied air force (forgot there name during WW1)he is even hailed as the best Triplane pilot in history ,his most famous plane was Fokker DR 1 plus he was called the Red devil by the french due to his blazing red color in his plane ,after a year later his death did he started to get called the Red Baron and oh yes his name was Manfred von Richthofen

  • @patrickdelaney6113
    @patrickdelaney6113 5 місяців тому +16820

    Ewan McGregor's brother was a pilot in the royal air force and his call sign was obi two

    • @sls12III
      @sls12III 5 місяців тому +785

      LMFAOOO 😭😭😭

    • @KugasKuoska
      @KugasKuoska 5 місяців тому +723

      Obi Two... Obito... Tobi

    • @iwanna_die
      @iwanna_die 5 місяців тому +776

      @@KugasKuoskaplease always stay 500km away from me at all times

    • @Gravedigger933
      @Gravedigger933 5 місяців тому +256

      His uncle was luck Skywalkers wing man.

    • @Winzlander
      @Winzlander 5 місяців тому +295

      ​@@iwanna_dieWHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS A KILOMETER 🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲

  • @StealthySpace7
    @StealthySpace7 5 місяців тому +196

    FROG was my personal favorite. For if a dude joined at the age limit or close to it, stands for "F*****g Really Old Guy"

    • @methuselah8885
      @methuselah8885 4 місяці тому +2

      For added context, isn't the cutoff age like 29?

    • @StealthySpace7
      @StealthySpace7 4 місяці тому

      @@methuselah8885 33

  • @DeathMetalArgon
    @DeathMetalArgon 5 місяців тому +1326

    Pilot I knew was called Pyro. Apparently, he set himself on fire during a bar crawl.

    • @houdinigenie2
      @houdinigenie2 5 місяців тому +130

      Tbf that's a sick as callsign

    • @lkhdmrtn
      @lkhdmrtn 5 місяців тому +48

      metal asf

    • @fush3gaming900
      @fush3gaming900 5 місяців тому +32

      A cool callsign but with quite a funny backstory, i guess

    • @NoOne-hc6zf
      @NoOne-hc6zf 5 місяців тому +6

      ​@@fush3gaming900 I dont think being set on fire funny

    • @lordkiza8838
      @lordkiza8838 5 місяців тому +12

      I hate when I set myself on fire while I'm crawling in a bar

  • @Dan-fw2db
    @Dan-fw2db 5 місяців тому +7170

    I had a coworker who's nickname was "zeus" because his helicopter got struck by lightning with him in it, while grounded. No forcast for lightning, no nothing, just a bolt from the blue and he nearly died from it.

    • @albinofroggy
      @albinofroggy 5 місяців тому +1208

      "Strike me down zeus! YOU DONT HAVE THE BA-"

    • @B_RodXXVII
      @B_RodXXVII 5 місяців тому +638

      He indeed, had the balls.

    • @ignazioacerenza9881
      @ignazioacerenza9881 5 місяців тому +377

      I'd have called him pikachu. Zeus is too dignified.

    • @Dan-fw2db
      @Dan-fw2db 5 місяців тому +447

      @@ignazioacerenza9881 he was a very hairy greek man, so that probably contributed

    • @dashie-nyan
      @dashie-nyan 5 місяців тому +185

      ​@@Dan-fw2db missed opportunity for "Odin" to piss the guy off for the rest of his life XD
      Still a bearded man, still related to lightning. Just not a Greek XD

  • @foamy_vertex9722
    @foamy_vertex9722 5 місяців тому +184

    My call sign was gerbil, simply because I was always snooping around where I shouldn't be. And because it was a tiny joke I was the biggest in the platoon so they called me gerbil the smallest guy in the platoon we called hippo

    • @DogFoxHybrid
      @DogFoxHybrid 4 місяці тому

      You were snooping in Richard Gere's ass?

  • @BigBl0ck-r9y
    @BigBl0ck-r9y 5 місяців тому +4983

    One polish guy with a long name got the call sign alphabet.

    • @MultiSciGeek
      @MultiSciGeek 5 місяців тому +67

      Lmao not true but hilarious

    • @ninwiz45
      @ninwiz45 5 місяців тому +25

      that's awesome lmao

    • @danielvandenhoek1028
      @danielvandenhoek1028 5 місяців тому +87

      ​@CDPEOfficialI can see why they went for alphabet

    • @johnfriday5169
      @johnfriday5169 5 місяців тому +6

      That nickname is pretty common in the military.

    • @nyarlathotepthecrawlingcha969
      @nyarlathotepthecrawlingcha969 5 місяців тому +30

      ​@@danielvandenhoek1028that is not the guys name
      Grzegorz brzęczyszczykiewicz is a name a character from a movie uses to attempt to prank German officers
      Source: am polish and have watched the movie at least once

  • @doodskie999
    @doodskie999 5 місяців тому +1375

    I saw a documentary where a trainee's last name was "Jobbins" so they appointed him a callsign "Blow"

    • @Jake0997
      @Jake0997 5 місяців тому +94

      i remember that one, his name got changed by the end because he fucking broke the sound barrier over a parking lot and set off every single cars alarm

    • @brandondigiuseppe1111
      @brandondigiuseppe1111 5 місяців тому +19

      Documentary was called Jetstream and it followed RCAF CF-18 trainees. Watched it before.

    • @ezioauditore1922
      @ezioauditore1922 5 місяців тому +15

      Imagine someone saying "Blow" on that radio and "Blow" comes up blowing shizz up 💥💥🔥🔥💥💥

    • @ThisIsGlitch
      @ThisIsGlitch 5 місяців тому +2

      John " blow " Jobbins

    • @Yex-shawdowfn
      @Yex-shawdowfn 4 місяці тому

      give me that skibidi toilet job

  • @pixilatedsarin2408
    @pixilatedsarin2408 5 місяців тому +496

    At an airshow at Travis AFB I met a Lieutenant Prime, callsign "Optimus"

  • @jordanskarulis2893
    @jordanskarulis2893 5 місяців тому +4518

    My father told me his call sign was snake. He said he got it because“what does a snake do? It spends hours stuffing its face then crawls off somewhere, hides, and goes to sleep.”

    • @BEANBOYOBEANITH
      @BEANBOYOBEANITH 5 місяців тому +160

      That's a cool ass call sign wtf

    • @VajaaAlyinen
      @VajaaAlyinen 5 місяців тому

      ​@@BEANBOYOBEANITH with a different group he could've been called fatso

    • @rabbitsdenn
      @rabbitsdenn 5 місяців тому

      Your linked by cursed genes

    • @saugondeese6306
      @saugondeese6306 5 місяців тому +153

      this made my snake solid

    • @Harley411
      @Harley411 5 місяців тому +54

      You’re pretty good

  • @wildheart58
    @wildheart58 5 місяців тому +4897

    in the 80s there was a kid who had a bad acne problem. his callsign was "shrapnel"

    • @ridhwwan
      @ridhwwan 5 місяців тому +78

      No way😂

    • @valcom568
      @valcom568 5 місяців тому +284

      that callsign is badass tho

    • @Dragonfly12370
      @Dragonfly12370 5 місяців тому +106

      That sounds fucking sick that sounds cool

    • @lucakrokrowinkel9576
      @lucakrokrowinkel9576 5 місяців тому +104

      That’s gonna be a great callsign when his acne goes away

    • @HustleMuscleGhias
      @HustleMuscleGhias 5 місяців тому +43

      They could have come up with a better name like "stridex", "blackhead", "whitehead", "pizzaface", "craterface", or "proactiv"

  • @admiralfurret
    @admiralfurret 5 місяців тому +298

    Knew a guy that got a rudder jammed in the middle of the takeoff preparation, thus he was making circles on the runway while trying to make the plane stop with land brake
    Nickname? Burnout

    • @GhostBear3067
      @GhostBear3067 5 місяців тому +18

      I would have gone with "Donut"

    • @diegohiramguidogarcia6003
      @diegohiramguidogarcia6003 4 місяці тому +9

      sounds like a transformer name

    • @GimOA
      @GimOA 4 місяці тому +7

      I think he knew a thing or two about family

  • @dylanchristensen3072
    @dylanchristensen3072 5 місяців тому +7422

    Knew a pilot who's last name was Baiter his call sign was Master.

    • @averageuser2007
      @averageuser2007 5 місяців тому +150

      Wow

    • @devilkhild
      @devilkhild 5 місяців тому +505

      Knew a pilot with the first name Clint. His call sign was Tarus.

    • @EinSofQuester
      @EinSofQuester 5 місяців тому +165

      @@devilkhild Knew apilot with the last name Pinkley. His call sign was Toris.

    • @BIRBPOLE12129
      @BIRBPOLE12129 5 місяців тому +29

      ​@@EinSofQuesternice

    • @audible_
      @audible_ 5 місяців тому +30

      I really hope this isn't a lie

  • @thesnazzycomet
    @thesnazzycomet 5 місяців тому +555

    I was told about a pilot named Limbo because he constantly set the bar low and yet still walked under it every time 😂

    • @charliedulol
      @charliedulol 5 місяців тому +20

      that one right there. i'm folded.

  • @itsjustme8947
    @itsjustme8947 5 місяців тому +389

    I served 32 years in the USAF. 2 of them in the Nighthawk and 20 in the Strike Eagle. NEVER did I fly armed and returned a single piece of ordnance to base. Did I get a 'cool' callsign like 'Cannon' or 'Fireball'? Nope. My callsign was 'Miser'.
    Sometimes, you just can't win.
    Sincerely,
    JB III, Major General, USAF (Ret.)

    • @honeybadgerdontcare
      @honeybadgerdontcare 5 місяців тому +51

      32 years and you get the callsign "Miser". Welcome to Military humor folks 😅

    • @theultimatememer9
      @theultimatememer9 4 місяці тому +8

      2 years in the nighthawk? damn thats cool

    • @CarpeNoctem0917
      @CarpeNoctem0917 4 місяці тому +7

      Sometimes you just can't win.

    • @DiggerPat
      @DiggerPat 2 місяці тому

      Nah, that's amazing.

    • @CarpeNoctem0917
      @CarpeNoctem0917 2 місяці тому

      @@itsjustme8947 who gave you the callsign and how exactly did you earn it?

  • @IrishGhost96
    @IrishGhost96 5 місяців тому +3934

    Call sign 'Lantern' because your not too bright and need to be carried

  • @Ericisnotachannel
    @Ericisnotachannel 5 місяців тому +2174

    We had a pilot call sign "Dude" because when checking in he asked a Major (3rd highest in the unit), "Hey Dude where's the ready room at?"

    • @Roman14Fox88
      @Roman14Fox88 5 місяців тому +472

      Heh, when I was fresh out of bootcamp and encountered my first officer in the wild, I had a brainfart and instead of saluting I said "How's it goin' sir?" and tried to shake his hand. He gave me a death glare and said "Are we friends, private?" and I still didn't get it. I said "I don't know if we've met sir, but we can be friends if you want." and he couldn't process how stupid I was so he just left.

    • @purpel_x
      @purpel_x 5 місяців тому +78

      How did the Major react? Brotha the moment the realized 💀

    • @georgyekimov4577
      @georgyekimov4577 5 місяців тому +84

      @@Roman14Fox88 I: WOULD. DIE. on the spot if this happened tome

    • @jesseruokolainen6009
      @jesseruokolainen6009 5 місяців тому

      ​@@Roman14Fox88rf FFr RF FF f FF r FFfr

    • @jesseruokolainen6009
      @jesseruokolainen6009 5 місяців тому

      ​@@Roman14Fox88r

  • @jackanderson6966
    @jackanderson6966 5 місяців тому +641

    A coworker of mine said that on the first day when he met his Navy flight unit, he forgot to wear his wings on his uniform. His call sign was “Penguin.” 😂

    • @neriuscomputersoftwareandh8271
      @neriuscomputersoftwareandh8271 4 місяці тому +3

      Penguin can also mean the enemy of batman, which is kinda cool haha

    • @Klausi666
      @Klausi666 4 місяці тому

      lol

    • @GimOA
      @GimOA 4 місяці тому +4

      Learn To Fly 🤣

    • @Seabass775
      @Seabass775 4 місяці тому +10

      I also knew a pilot with the callsign penguin because he brought the batman movie to show his men and he said, "I'm kinda like batman huh?" And they said, "no, you're more like penguin"

    • @djtrac3r935
      @djtrac3r935 4 місяці тому +2

      Ostrich

  • @ABDIDABDI11
    @ABDIDABDI11 5 місяців тому +1754

    You get a branch in you're thigh then being called kebab is so funny

    • @daboiondacouch
      @daboiondacouch 5 місяців тому +6

      It's so disrespectful but God is it funny

    • @Drunkledore
      @Drunkledore 5 місяців тому +4

      @@daboiondacouch gotta have thick skin in the military

    • @48956l
      @48956l 5 місяців тому

      @@daboiondacouch I don't get why it needs to be disrespectful

  • @Lumadous
    @Lumadous 5 місяців тому +874

    Knew a vet i knew at the VA who got called "Period" after he broke his nose in an F-4 mid mission. When he landed the interior of his cockpit "looked like you basted a chicken with a claymore"

    • @leftistsarenotpeople
      @leftistsarenotpeople 5 місяців тому +11

      LMFAO!

    • @JeremiahDouglas
      @JeremiahDouglas 5 місяців тому +5

      dang that's rough!

    • @Roach_Dogg_JR
      @Roach_Dogg_JR 5 місяців тому +25

      But when he tells stories at the bar, he will say “my callsign was period, because I marked the ending of the enemies lives 😎.”

    • @Lumadous
      @Lumadous 5 місяців тому +11

      @@Roach_Dogg_JR nah, he bragged about taking his commanding officers girlfriend up for some fun and she forgot to tell him some details

    • @skyler9988
      @skyler9988 5 місяців тому +1

      I've had a few nosebleeds where it looked like I tried remodeling the bathroom and splatter painted the sink and toilet

  • @AntonSolo
    @AntonSolo 5 місяців тому +237

    Buddy of mine was clumsy during flight training, one afternoon he tripped and slammed into the wall of the CO's office, jostling the mounted deer antlers hanging on the wall, which came down and hit him square in the forehead, requiring 5 stitches. His callsign became "Antlers"

  • @robster7787
    @robster7787 5 місяців тому +409

    I knew someone with Call sign: Basco, and another known as “Soy Sauce”.
    Soy Sauce because during room inspection, there was a drawer full of soy sauce packets from his constant trips buying sushi from the commissary.
    “Basco” was a similar story, but it was from Tobasco sauce.

    • @AdamBrzozowski
      @AdamBrzozowski 5 місяців тому +10

      Id fill a drawer with worcestershire sauce for that type of callsign, itd be funny to hear people try and say it

    • @Kikker861
      @Kikker861 5 місяців тому +24

      ​@@AdamBrzozowskicallsign steaksauce

    • @kermitthefrog2578
      @kermitthefrog2578 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Kikker861😂

    • @scrollexdestiny
      @scrollexdestiny 5 місяців тому

      @@AdamBrzozowski worc worc worc worc FUCK *you getting blown up because youre mate coudlnt tell you that someones behind you

    • @ValetinoLovebird
      @ValetinoLovebird 5 місяців тому +3

      Soy and Basco should be friends and share their condiment

  • @chromsonecarl8962
    @chromsonecarl8962 5 місяців тому +806

    Air Force Chief of Staff General Brown earned the callsign “Swamp Thing” by ejecting into the Florida Everglades 🔥

  • @shester6969
    @shester6969 5 місяців тому +434

    Women: Her nick name is Lucy, because her full name is Lucien.
    Men: His nick name is barrelroll because he ended up falling from a 70 step staircase.

    • @wrigthtalekenavi2066
      @wrigthtalekenavi2066 4 місяці тому +11

      and the funniest part? he was absolutely fine after a short stop at hospital

    • @Colabola420
      @Colabola420 4 місяці тому +2

      I will call my friend either side table or medium rare. The former because he’s short and the later because he once got salmonella from eating raw chicken and was off school for a month or two

    • @krakenpots5693
      @krakenpots5693 4 місяці тому +3

      As a french speaker, seeing "Lucien" used as a female name is wierd, because here, it's exclusively male.

    • @Ballin4Vengeance
      @Ballin4Vengeance 4 місяці тому +1

      We call him Thor, he got zapped climbing over a fence he “swore wasn’t electricuted”

    • @CarpeNoctem0917
      @CarpeNoctem0917 4 місяці тому

      My back would be shattered after that. Falling down 5 sets of stairs hurts.

  • @diamond_tango
    @diamond_tango 5 місяців тому +296

    And if it’s not that it’s a pun on your last name.
    Like “Vodka” Smirnoff, “Tread” Saufley, and “Oh My” Gaud

    • @siliciaveerah9327
      @siliciaveerah9327 5 місяців тому +27

      not a call sign but i kept getting called "Lich" by others....
      I worked in what everyone lovingly referred to as the "dungeon" .... the storage under the building.... always looked dead tired.... and was a play on my last name

    • @MariaC497
      @MariaC497 5 місяців тому +14

      We had a "Cleveland" Steamer and a "Grand" Mariner.

    • @dantrinh100
      @dantrinh100 5 місяців тому +5

      Instead of “oh my” it should be Omar

  • @bluecordprecisiongrading2504
    @bluecordprecisiongrading2504 5 місяців тому +586

    My brother's call sign in the Marines was Skate...until the tail hook broke on his Intruder during a carrier landing and he crashed into numerous F18s on the deck of the USS Ranger. He and his copilot ejected but he broke his leg when he came down on the tower. After that day they called him "Ace" since so many aircraft were destroyed

    • @B1oElite
      @B1oElite 5 місяців тому +38

      LMFAOOO

    • @RhelrahneTheIdiot
      @RhelrahneTheIdiot 5 місяців тому

      I mean they never specified whose planes need to be destroyed or how, just that it had to be a pilot responsible for their loss

    • @sirflimflam
      @sirflimflam 5 місяців тому +3

      Amazing

    • @Miguel_Taca
      @Miguel_Taca 5 місяців тому +5

      Pretty cool nickname

    • @og5462
      @og5462 5 місяців тому +2

      He lost his licene?

  • @bh4vvy33t
    @bh4vvy33t 5 місяців тому +87

    Callsign: haha funny name
    Callsign lore:

  • @frankw7266
    @frankw7266 5 місяців тому +411

    I remember watching a mini-documentary about a recent Navy flight graduate, and upon catching his first cable, he let out a little scream. Callsign - SLAG... "Screams Like A Girl"

    • @B1oElite
      @B1oElite 5 місяців тому +19

      Banger fucking callsign though

  • @coreytaylor5386
    @coreytaylor5386 5 місяців тому +2300

    my dad's callsign was 'Wedge', he told us growing up that it was because of a pilot character in starwars who had one line in every movie, and technically survived everything that no one cared about or noticed being present as a sort of "oh yeah, I forgot you exist" joke, but when I grew up he admitted to me that it was actually because 'the wedge is the simplest of all tools"

    • @naturalbadger5258
      @naturalbadger5258 5 місяців тому +81

      Wedge Antilles

    • @uncletiggermclaren7592
      @uncletiggermclaren7592 5 місяців тому +55

      Hahaha. That is so cruel it is actually awesome.

    • @spvillano
      @spvillano 5 місяців тому +66

      Yeah, the wedge is the simplest of all tools, but it's also the most reliable.
      Not always useful, but handy to keep that butter bar busy...

    • @uncletiggermclaren7592
      @uncletiggermclaren7592 5 місяців тому +5

      @@spvillano It was also one of the first tools.

    • @robster7787
      @robster7787 5 місяців тому +14

      Tell him there’s a character in Battlefield 3 also with callsign “wedge”. Its Lt. Jennifer “Wedge” Hawkins.
      Shes the WSO for the F/A-18

  • @Doctorgeo7
    @Doctorgeo7 5 місяців тому +76

    Some call it bullying. Meanwhile the Air Force calls them callsigns

    • @Micewave.
      @Micewave. 4 місяці тому

      Ur new name is pants

  • @tommyyanuar2037
    @tommyyanuar2037 5 місяців тому +644

    While "Hangman" and "Bob" are explained, now I started to think that there's a background event where "Rooster" woke up late or worse, dozed off mid flight.

    • @Yadro767
      @Yadro767 5 місяців тому +48

      Rooster's dad was Goose. (birds)

    • @Ali_D_Katt
      @Ali_D_Katt 5 місяців тому

      Or another name for rooster? Cock... The possibilities are endless 😂

    • @immortaltimp3821
      @immortaltimp3821 5 місяців тому

      @@Yadro767 Someone must have grabbed his ass before the flight

    • @chrisp7061
      @chrisp7061 5 місяців тому +30

      Hangman said it was cause he was too scared to do stuff and “never flew far from the coop”

    • @tylerwillem8683
      @tylerwillem8683 5 місяців тому +6

      @@chrisp7061that and his dad was goose

  • @michaelshumway3045
    @michaelshumway3045 5 місяців тому +835

    My nephew is a helicopter pilot in the navy. His call sign is "Mongo". He had a habit of flying hit chopper in the direction he was looking."Mongo look left, Mongo fly left"

    • @mfree80286
      @mfree80286 5 місяців тому +79

      Brings a whole new meaning to "Don't look down!"...

    • @elijahjarman2837
      @elijahjarman2837 5 місяців тому +56

      Mongo don't know. Mongo only pawn... in game of life

    • @michaelshumway3045
      @michaelshumway3045 5 місяців тому +9

      @@elijahjarman2837 exactly

    • @dranoradragonqueen1494
      @dranoradragonqueen1494 5 місяців тому +6

      sounds like barbarian class in D&D lol

    • @Deilai_Cyan
      @Deilai_Cyan 5 місяців тому +2

      So basically the Heli turns in a direction first and then forward/backwards? Man that's hilarious

  • @toxiclakerfan4304
    @toxiclakerfan4304 5 місяців тому +19

    My commanding officer has very short arms and couldn’t be a jet pilot so had to become a p-3 pilot, callsign “T-Rex”

  • @thenecessaryevil2634
    @thenecessaryevil2634 5 місяців тому +841

    Knew a guy called 'spiders' cause on landing he had flown through a cloud of parachuting baby spiders, they were all over the cockpit glass and the guy had phobia about spiders and totally freaked on an open mike.😂

    • @ammr3870
      @ammr3870 5 місяців тому

      The fuck that's Australia? PARACHUTING SPIDERS

    • @silent_hunter515
      @silent_hunter515 5 місяців тому +42

      God, imagine if one got into the cockpit somehow

    • @Drunkledore
      @Drunkledore 5 місяців тому

      mother fuckers can fly now?! shit...

    • @kermitthefrog2578
      @kermitthefrog2578 5 місяців тому +23

      My skin crawled just thinking about it 😭 I hate spiders

    • @daph..
      @daph.. 5 місяців тому +33

      knowing there are just clouds of parachuting spiders is terrible

  • @Average_American-Citizen
    @Average_American-Citizen 5 місяців тому +324

    This is completely accurate,I knew someone who had the callsign “chunks” he threw up after his first flight.

    • @who_knows_idk
      @who_knows_idk 5 місяців тому +16

      My dad's friend had a last name of Weathers so his callsign was 'Stormy'

    • @Average_American-Citizen
      @Average_American-Citizen 5 місяців тому +3

      @@who_knows_idk well at least he got a cool name unlike mine.

    • @mikeworkman4223
      @mikeworkman4223 5 місяців тому +2

      I looked like I was 10 so my callsign was Bambino

    • @MrHouseRockers69
      @MrHouseRockers69 5 місяців тому

      Think I heard a story about a guy who threw up over the side of his plane. Got the callsign Washjob, which sounds cool
      But isn’t lol

    • @Average_American-Citizen
      @Average_American-Citizen 5 місяців тому +2

      My callsign is bucket because I was running over somewhere and I accidentally put my foot in a bucket and trips

  • @GrimEnforcer
    @GrimEnforcer 5 місяців тому +56

    Knew a guy who spilled his spaghetti on himself when eating and his call sign became Ragu

  • @LOST-LT
    @LOST-LT 5 місяців тому +511

    There was an A-10 pilot who’s call sign was “Dumbo”, we never got to meet the man as he was always in the air providing CAS for us … the boys drew up some pretty funny sketches of what we thought he might look like.

    • @Seany1616
      @Seany1616 5 місяців тому +1

      he probably just had big ears

    • @LOST-LT
      @LOST-LT 5 місяців тому +11

      @@Seany1616 that was the general consensus. Some of sketches had his ears the size of North America.

    • @AdrianOkay
      @AdrianOkay 5 місяців тому

      not sure if i want my overhead A-10 in the hands of dumbo

    • @LOST-LT
      @LOST-LT 5 місяців тому +5

      @@AdrianOkay looking back now we may not have been the safest boots on the ground 🤔 Thank God he never learned of our artistic endeavors … we would have been toast for sure!

  • @Zoie3x8
    @Zoie3x8 5 місяців тому +72

    i once heard of a guy who was not paying attention while taxi'ing to the specified runway for takeoff, ran into a fence, and somehow tore out about 300 feet or more, of chain-link fence.
    His call-sign was Fencer.

    • @F3rd0
      @F3rd0 5 місяців тому +1

      De-fencer

  • @v.h.859
    @v.h.859 5 місяців тому +36

    We had a woman in the unit called 'Nokia'. She got it after people stumbled on her in the act of connecting multiple people;)

  • @Gamma-ic8oc
    @Gamma-ic8oc 5 місяців тому +655

    Apparently, when he was in the RAF, Colin McGregor's callsign was "Obi-2" since his brother Ewan played Obi-wan (Obi-1)

    • @justpeachy1857
      @justpeachy1857 5 місяців тому +31

      that is funny and cool as shit lmao

    • @lkhdmrtn
      @lkhdmrtn 5 місяців тому +2

      that's cool

    • @justwes1240
      @justwes1240 5 місяців тому +12

      You can leave the "apparently" cause you are correct my friend👌🏽

    • @justpeachy1857
      @justpeachy1857 5 місяців тому +1

      @@justwes1240 This is funny we share the "Just" so long lost internet cousin how are ya

    • @StupidIsMyJob
      @StupidIsMyJob 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@justwes1240 He said 'apparently' due to a slip-up; good chance he copied another comment for updoot points, and the 'apparently' was a subconscious way of saying he didn't look for another source.

  • @lachlanwatkins3164
    @lachlanwatkins3164 5 місяців тому +588

    Someone who was in my dad's regiment was run over by a Blackhawk under tow. The tire came up to his chest before it was noticed. Aside from bruising he was miraculously alright. He thought he should get the nickname "steel chest" or "iron man" for coming out unharmed. Instead he got "chocks" as in door chock...

    • @fish_birb
      @fish_birb 5 місяців тому +62

      The things that are used to chock aircraft wheels on the ground are called "wheel chocks" too btw 🤣

    • @floyd9572
      @floyd9572 5 місяців тому +21

      Bet the calls "CHOCKS IN!" and "CHOCKS OUT!" straight hit different after that.

    • @maicius
      @maicius 5 місяців тому +2

      That’s devious

    • @SternLX
      @SternLX 5 місяців тому +9

      Did his best Impression of Wheel chocks... makes sense he'd get that nickname.

    • @geneard639
      @geneard639 5 місяців тому

      He survived? I had a coworker in on brother orders, their sib was run over by a SH-60F under tow... they died in route to the Trauma Unit.

  • @vargaslestrae7900
    @vargaslestrae7900 5 місяців тому +73

    So if callsigns are given based on stupid or embarrassing things that happened to them, let's speculate on the REAL reasons behind the Top Gun callsigns.
    Iceman: Accidentally got locked out of the barracks in his underwear on a cold night.
    Rooster: Wakes up before Reveille every morning with the most obnoxious sounds ever.
    Goose: While off duty, drunkenly challenged a goose in its territory.
    Jester: Always acting like a clown and tells bad jokes that nobody laughs at.
    Merlin: Knows way too much about fantasy lore and cosplays at every D&D session.
    Cougar: Rizz at the bar only works on the older ladies.
    What are some of your suggestions?

    • @oompalumpus699
      @oompalumpus699 4 місяці тому +10

      Spider: Four-eyes who got a bit too grabby while drunk.

    • @shawdcummings2160
      @shawdcummings2160 4 місяці тому +4

      Viper: once had an actual viper be in their bag

    • @mkm7251
      @mkm7251 4 місяці тому +2

      Maverick: really likes a certain chain of gas stations.

    • @Ballin4Vengeance
      @Ballin4Vengeance 4 місяці тому +4

      Pikachu: zapped himself fixing an electrical appliance.
      ZEUS: Zero Effort Unless Supervised

  • @512TheWolf512
    @512TheWolf512 5 місяців тому +53

    the guy had his callsign "wolf". because when he was once on night watch, a wild wolf showed up to his post, the guy shat himself.

  • @FixiT-Rick
    @FixiT-Rick 5 місяців тому +311

    My Uncle's call sign was "marco" because he got lost and couldn't figure out where his F-16 parking spot was. Just like, Marco Polo.

  • @TheAngryGnome
    @TheAngryGnome 5 місяців тому +20

    I got the call sign "Jeans". A few MSgts figured out my middle name was Levi, not long after I was at an out of work event with them and ended up ripping my jeans while picking up a keg. That pretty much sealed the deal then and there.

  • @AwesomeNinja1027
    @AwesomeNinja1027 5 місяців тому +237

    UA-camr and former F-14 Tomcat radar intercept officer Ward Carroll was given the call sign Mooch because when he was in a bar with his senior officers. They asked him if he has any money with him. He answered no. Thus they called him Mooch.

    • @Duncan_Campbell
      @Duncan_Campbell 5 місяців тому +8

      Its worse then that, he needed to mooch everything for his first deployment, he went from school, to a deployed carrier without the here is what you need to bring lecture.

    • @stevesvoboda9816
      @stevesvoboda9816 5 місяців тому +6

      That's funny. We helped a guy fresh from boot who had his pay screwed up. Poor kid was penniless so bunch of us collected for him. Of course they fixed it. I even think the Skipper made sure he got an advance. Mooch is a good one though. Lol
      . .

  • @Z_TPI
    @Z_TPI 5 місяців тому +89

    I feel bad for the dude with the last name Cox, and gets the call sign "Sucker" 😂

    • @Hubbmeister21
      @Hubbmeister21 5 місяців тому +2

      callsign goes before last name. it goes first name, "callsign", last name.

  • @GalenMarekOfficial
    @GalenMarekOfficial 5 місяців тому +147

    Pilot: Crashes and dies
    Callsign assigned: _Skill issue_

    • @superNova5837
      @superNova5837 5 місяців тому

      💀

    • @al3xb0t2
      @al3xb0t2 4 місяці тому +1

      My dcs callsign in the group I'm in is "trash" because I'm so bad at landing
      And yes, I really am that bad at landing.

    • @ShodaiGojira-xn3xk
      @ShodaiGojira-xn3xk 4 місяці тому

      ​@@al3xb0t2I used to be a member in a Gunship III group (a mobile dogfighting game), I'd always be called "AssTurd", for similar reasonings..

  • @brobafett4878
    @brobafett4878 5 місяців тому +102

    In my squadron we had a guy who’s call sign was Shredder which sounds cool, but he got the name because he accidentally shredded a very important document that he got in a lot of trouble for.

    • @NemisCassander
      @NemisCassander 5 місяців тому +1

      Yeah, I remember my first job in an office (DoD Civil Servant) I shredded a (luckily unimportant) document on my first or second day.
      On my birthday or work anniversary over a year later, I walk into my cubicle and discovered that every available surface was covered in shredded paper.

    • @DocTheNotable
      @DocTheNotable 4 місяці тому

      ​@@NemisCassanderWhat was your callsign

  • @DorangedPancake
    @DorangedPancake 5 місяців тому +19

    Had a guy roll his ankle to become “Achilles”. Spent the next 2 years as “Limps” until he transferred.

  • @colespeck3089
    @colespeck3089 4 місяці тому +4

    I had a friend who’s older brother’s call sign was Saint, and I forget exactly how but he nearly destroyed seven hangared aircraft, so he became Seven Aircraft Inside Nearly Totaled

  • @tedrick79
    @tedrick79 5 місяців тому +353

    Had a buddy who went into hypoxia while flying. Callsign - "Pox"

    • @sirsnek6562
      @sirsnek6562 5 місяців тому +16

      thats pretty badass actually. the unrelated symptom "pox" was awful in medieval times. Very evil sounding although not everyone would like that, I assume

    • @zorkitipafed4626
      @zorkitipafed4626 4 місяці тому

      @@sirsnek6562 I think it is much easier and straightforward. POX is just Proline Oxidase ferment which expression intensifies in hypoxic conditions

  • @eds2825
    @eds2825 5 місяців тому +179

    Had a WSO who accidentally inflated his life vest getting out of the cockpit. Forever known thereafter as “Floato”.

    • @roberta6641
      @roberta6641 5 місяців тому

      id have called hi lie'lo, after the inflatable pool bed. lol

  • @danielappleton6430
    @danielappleton6430 5 місяців тому +48

    It's nice to know that the military is basically the same as my old Boy scout troop.
    I was "Sunshine" or "Chuckles" because I almost never laughed or smiled. Another kid was "Pockets" because he'd always lose stuff, ask you where it was, and inevitably it would be in one of his many pockets.

  • @yowutupimbilbo
    @yowutupimbilbo 5 місяців тому +123

    I'm waiting for the day someone has the callsign "Beyblade" because they spun out

  • @Topgun618
    @Topgun618 5 місяців тому +183

    It’s true.
    However, you forget most call sign idea are submit by your colleagues. Then the higher up select the worst one for your.

    • @48956l
      @48956l 5 місяців тому +4

      This sounds like total fraternity nonsense. Why not just use names?

    • @mystimallow
      @mystimallow 5 місяців тому

      @@48956lbecause it’s funny

    • @makodolphus7810
      @makodolphus7810 5 місяців тому

      @@48956l Anonymity, comradery and because the nicknames are more often than not far quicker to say than the actual names. Case in point on the length: every nickname mentioned in this video (even the top gun ones) are two syllables or less.

    • @oranges_areblue
      @oranges_areblue 5 місяців тому

      ​@@48956l because funny

    • @kenny_wind_yt
      @kenny_wind_yt 5 місяців тому

      @@48956l My guess is for the sake of morale, or to just have fun.

  • @TheGreatSupraKid
    @TheGreatSupraKid 4 місяці тому +4

    pilot: accidentally crashes into a tower
    callsign: Osama

  • @golfdeltawhiskey2960
    @golfdeltawhiskey2960 5 місяців тому +140

    I know a pilot that lost his ring finger when jumping out of a jet. His ring caught the latch for the canopy when he jumped down, stripping everything off the bone. His callsign became "shocker". Another friend of mine walked like buzz lightyear when he was in all his flight gear, callsign was "buzz". That one, when i got it, i died cracking up watching him walk across the flightline.

  • @thomasgivens8753
    @thomasgivens8753 5 місяців тому +81

    Know a marine pilot while I was working on an amphibious carrier. His call sign was “chowhound” because that devil dog had to be the most out of shape man in all the marines corps 😂

    • @104thironmike4
      @104thironmike4 5 місяців тому +6

      Never underestimate fat pilots. The fatter you are, the higher your G tolerance (provided you stamina and strength is else ok)

    • @andywillis9701
      @andywillis9701 5 місяців тому +1

      mm, crayons.❤

  • @dustinvanvliet9978
    @dustinvanvliet9978 5 місяців тому +7

    Funniest one I ever heard was "Bopoh." Meaning "Blacks Out Pukes On Himself." Lol

  • @agentjjg1839
    @agentjjg1839 5 місяців тому +47

    Short reminder the actor from Obi Wan had a brother in the air force with the codename Obi-Two

  • @WendiGonerLH
    @WendiGonerLH 5 місяців тому +325

    “Wedge, because you are a simple tool”

    • @spencer6104
      @spencer6104 5 місяців тому +2

      love that one

    • @MasterOfTitties74
      @MasterOfTitties74 5 місяців тому +5

      Wedge Antilles

    • @RomanTorchwickRWBY
      @RomanTorchwickRWBY 5 місяців тому +3

      the fuck is the context?

    • @garaltxabushi8214
      @garaltxabushi8214 5 місяців тому +7

      @@RomanTorchwickRWBY the context is that he took it from the other comment above

    • @48956l
      @48956l 5 місяців тому

      Why does it have to be insulting?

  • @Taolan8472
    @Taolan8472 5 місяців тому +10

    My buddy is called Wrecking Ball. The polite reason is, he breaks stuff without trying to. Odd edge-case equipment failures happen to him with alarming regularity.
    The impolite reason, he's got one testicle the size of two testicles.

  • @thatdirtyninja5829
    @thatdirtyninja5829 5 місяців тому +492

    one pilot had "Noodle" cause he ejected going faster than sound, he broke every bone in his body

    • @nirxiod5774
      @nirxiod5774 5 місяців тому +15

      WHAT HAPPENED AFTERWARDS!?!?

    • @Splicer-lb5xb
      @Splicer-lb5xb 5 місяців тому +6

      ​@@nirxiod5774It's a joke fam

    • @thatdirtyninja5829
      @thatdirtyninja5829 5 місяців тому +32

      @@Splicer-lb5xb no its not, his name Brian Udell

    • @thatdirtyninja5829
      @thatdirtyninja5829 5 місяців тому +33

      @@nirxiod5774 he recovered then went on to fly for an airline

    • @scoutgaming737
      @scoutgaming737 5 місяців тому +3

      How fast did he recover?

  • @samr7609
    @samr7609 4 місяці тому +2

    Met a pilot whose call sign was “Cake” because at a change of command ceremony he ate the cake before it was cut. Quite an interesting name

  • @Artificer_Blondie
    @Artificer_Blondie 5 місяців тому +140

    In Top Gun Maverick, I think Bob had the best callsign in the movie, since Hangman did refer to it as “Baby on Board”

    • @cockatoo010
      @cockatoo010 5 місяців тому

      i wonder what phoenix did to deserve hers.
      a phoenix rises from the ashes, so maybe she was almost kicked out of the program only to end up topping her class?
      nah, it needs to be something embarrasing

    • @cccspwn
      @cccspwn 5 місяців тому

      @@cockatoo010 I would like to think she finished a mission while being on fire

  • @yorunoshugeki
    @yorunoshugeki 5 місяців тому +48

    In Boot/Mct/Schoolhouse, i was called Scrat, that damn squirrel from iceage 💀
    And it was because i always did "World-Ending Shit, and looked like a crackhead" 😭

  • @dinodood32
    @dinodood32 5 місяців тому +6

    Met a guy whos callsign was dirt cause he went nose cone first into the dirt. I also met one called L.O.K.I. which meant lost our keys immediately cause he dropped their keys in an elevator shaft when they checked in at their hotel

    • @TheStormysStuff
      @TheStormysStuff 3 місяці тому

      Lmao our last dog we had always stole our keys and her names was Loki 😅

  • @nattananchunbunluesook8474
    @nattananchunbunluesook8474 5 місяців тому +119

    “Crash 2711 do you copy?”
    “Roger”
    “Alrig- WAIT THE FUCK YOU MEAN ROGER??!”

  • @Zel_eo
    @Zel_eo 5 місяців тому +108

    Cliff was a friend of the family when I was a kid. He was a bomber pilot in WW2 and transitioned to a fighter escort when bombers slowed downed. He was there from D-day till the end of the war and flew on any mission they would let him. Thus, he earned the nick name "R.I.P" because everyone assumed he was as good as dead.

  • @Guywhoasked141
    @Guywhoasked141 4 місяці тому +4

    There was a US navy pilot with the callsign 'Skip'. He got this in a training exercise when he got to such a low altitude he actually hit the ground and skipped off the Earth. Hence the name Skip.

  • @goldenbanana7250
    @goldenbanana7250 5 місяців тому +36

    Viper?
    "Your journey ends here pilot"

    • @simpleone9181
      @simpleone9181 5 місяців тому +10

      “The skies belong to me. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide.”

    • @Jaxon-v1u
      @Jaxon-v1u 5 місяців тому +2

      5x5 got em in the pipe

  • @denningfamily2145
    @denningfamily2145 5 місяців тому +71

    My call sign was "Chewie" as in Chewbacca due to excessive body hair.

  • @Eccleswaslegendary
    @Eccleswaslegendary 4 місяці тому +1

    Obi-Two, the callsign of Ewan McGregor’s brother serving in the RAF 😂

  • @Juzevs
    @Juzevs 5 місяців тому +76

    C.W Lemoine got his callsign "Mover" by blowing up cows from an F-15 with a 20mm autocannon

    • @cockatoo010
      @cockatoo010 5 місяців тому +2

      F-16* Mover never flew the eagle.
      tbf, almost every american fighter jet , including the eagle and viper has the same autocannon, the M61 vulcan. Except for the A-10 (GAU-8 Avenger 30mm) and F-35 (GAU-22 25mm)

  • @denningfamily2145
    @denningfamily2145 5 місяців тому +35

    Another pilot somehow majored in dancing. We called him Tiny Dancer, in the air just Dancer

  • @justgaming1891
    @justgaming1891 4 місяці тому +2

    I remember my uncle(Asian immigrant) never made a mistake and got the call sigh "little goody too shoes" 💀

  • @silyima
    @silyima 5 місяців тому +549

    My EA-18G growler pilot callsign “MOP”, spilled his drink on the new hard tiles and biggest guy on base grabbed him headfirst and used his curly hair to mop the liquid. Not very effective, but it earned him a cool callsign.

    • @stevesvoboda9816
      @stevesvoboda9816 5 місяців тому +10

      Nope

    • @kazun7847
      @kazun7847 5 місяців тому

      lol

    • @username5172
      @username5172 5 місяців тому +6

      Right, his curly long hair? In the military? Cap

    • @kermitthefrog2578
      @kermitthefrog2578 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@username5172 probably like short noodle hair like cup noodles 🍜

    • @silyima
      @silyima 5 місяців тому +5

      @@username5172 Curly hair tightens up and sticks to the top of your head. Australian Military permits beards and curly hair as long as it is maintained and presentable.

  • @Boggeboy10
    @Boggeboy10 5 місяців тому +205

    My dads student, he works in the Swedish Air Force training pilots, so he his students luggage got stuck in another country so he didn’t have clothes so his callsign is luggage

    • @Boggeboy10
      @Boggeboy10 5 місяців тому +3

      My dads callsign is Brownout or smth idk

    • @Megafragger_
      @Megafragger_ 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@Boggeboy10 wonder how he got that name...

    • @sls12III
      @sls12III 5 місяців тому +4

      ​@@Megafragger_probably accidentally lumbered down a pole and caused a brownout ☠️

    • @matthewcauthorn3948
      @matthewcauthorn3948 5 місяців тому

      There is always a guy named “Bags” story is he somehow dumped the luggage pod off the aircraft. The call sign is a little too common for me to believe the story.

  • @Nikitolaz096
    @Nikitolaz096 5 місяців тому +25

    Brother of a friend got his call sign because he didn't know how strong the wind coming from an airplane engine was. He got himself thrown about twelve feet in the air for walking where he shouldn't have and broke an arm on the fall, when he got discharged from the hosplital his platoon recieved him with a sign reading "wellcome back Kite"

  • @eetuhuttunen6226
    @eetuhuttunen6226 5 місяців тому +29

    Crunch is also funny one. The story included f14 taxiing and a stationary object.

    • @spvillano
      @spvillano 5 місяців тому +6

      Well, the stationary object shouldn't have swerved into his path and abruptly stopped.

    • @eetuhuttunen6226
      @eetuhuttunen6226 5 місяців тому +3

      @@spvillano yeah. I don't know if that explanation went through with the commander.

  • @mcgelloe
    @mcgelloe 5 місяців тому +52

    We got a fat dude in our plt that's Italian from New York and we started calling him meatball but he got super aggressive about it. So now we call him meatball even more

    • @TorporTorpid
      @TorporTorpid 5 місяців тому +11

      ...got super aggressive about it. Spicy Meatball.

  • @sircuffington
    @sircuffington 5 місяців тому +3

    I could see someone getting the callsign Viper or iceman. Viper is a lot more difficult, and just 'Snake' is more likely.
    It's kind of like Call of Duty trying to explain the callsign 'Soap' saying how he got the name from being "quick and clean" during ops. 100% he got a soap party or slipped on a soap bar instead.

  • @damonbrown5424
    @damonbrown5424 5 місяців тому +136

    I knew an F-16 pilot back in the 80's with the call sign Animal. It seemed odd because he was possibly the most mild mannered person I ever met.
    Turns out that someone in his squadron thought that welding his lunchbox shut would make a good prank. He was less than amused and very intent on getting his lunchbox open. Apparently, it was an uncharacteristic level of intensity and thus was his callsign earned.

  • @setsuna200
    @setsuna200 5 місяців тому +23

    You earn your callsign or nickname for doing something really amazing, incredibly stupid, or something hysterically funny.
    From "Six" Bear earned that nickname when he had to sneak back into the barracks bear naked. So his nickname became Bear.

  • @killawhale8726
    @killawhale8726 5 місяців тому +1

    Naval Aircraft Maintainer here. Whem youre on a carrier you get a great opportunity to see a bunch of em since their nicknames are painted on the Aircraft. Some of my favorites include:
    "Nerd"
    "Shart"
    "Bougie"
    "Moist"
    "4-inches"
    And one that wasnt really embarrassing, but kinda silly. The pilots last name was "Camp" and his callsign was "Summer"
    Summer camp.

  • @JayTheDE-TECH-TIVE
    @JayTheDE-TECH-TIVE 5 місяців тому +58

    If you destroy a tire when landing, you're called "Ryanair"

    • @lkhdmrtn
      @lkhdmrtn 5 місяців тому +2

      thats wild

  • @kctruth
    @kctruth 5 місяців тому +59

    I lucked out. The Wing Commander told my Commander He’s on his sh!t like a rat on a Cheeto as a new butter bar at the wing. So Splinter was my call sign. (As in Master Splinter from the Ninja Turtles)

    • @violetraven9440
      @violetraven9440 5 місяців тому +6

      That’s actually awesome

    • @BoogieSquared
      @BoogieSquared 5 місяців тому +6

      Please tell me you leaned into it by reading off fortune cookie lines or something over comms

    • @kermitthefrog2578
      @kermitthefrog2578 5 місяців тому

      ​@@BoogieSquared fortune cookie "you are the crispy noodle in the vegetarian salad of life."

  • @StitchesnSwitches
    @StitchesnSwitches 5 місяців тому +8

    My uncles call sign was "DK" short for donkey kick after he was pranked in the barracks.
    His unit was tired of him getting them in trouble for sleeping in and they woke him up by pretending to be the Sgt.
    He threw both his feet back and kicked his bunk mate in the face so hard it knocked him out. But he also screamed like a donkey or mule from what his friend said. 😂

  • @OKTANE0
    @OKTANE0 5 місяців тому +103

    I love that the Callsigns are supposed to be embarrassing, but no matter what they still manage to sound cool. Kebab is fucking rad.

  • @vonblackdog
    @vonblackdog 5 місяців тому +747

    When I was in AFJROTC I fell asleep in class one day my fellow cadets painted the top of my head with rainbow colors this was in 2008 by the way all attempts fail to get the paint out next day was our uniform day and a trip to a air force base one of the A10 pilots called me Skittles later in the trip then the A10 pilot had already had me picked to have all flight gear on then added one more thing with tampe on the helmet said Skittles

    • @twistytire
      @twistytire 5 місяців тому +87

      That's a pretty cool call sign tbh, I'd rock with Skittles

    • @vonblackdog
      @vonblackdog 5 місяців тому +79

      @@twistytire to further continue the story I flew rc planes when i was in high school and when the base commander came in the room looked at everyone then me and said Al-Qaeda is gonna teast the rainbow then my instructor told him that i fly rc planes and hes like drone pilot with a callsign already before training.
      I was class of 2011 so in 2015 our instructors were retiring so I went back to visit them I kid you not one of the cadets asked ifbi was Skittles

    • @twistytire
      @twistytire 5 місяців тому +17

      @@vonblackdog That's awesome dude

    • @CHRF-55457
      @CHRF-55457 5 місяців тому +5

      Skittle skid daddle

    • @SandorSoptei
      @SandorSoptei 5 місяців тому +7

      thats an awesome name and story. Skittles clear for take off!

  • @Nikko3001
    @Nikko3001 5 місяців тому +35

    In VTOL VR, my callsign is "leapfrog". I was on the ground waiting for clearance. I scratched my nuts and forgot about the controller in my hand which resulted in me accidentally pulling the eject lever.
    I love this callsign.

    • @DocTheNotable
      @DocTheNotable 4 місяці тому

      Ahahahaahaha damn i scratch my nuts sometimes too we all have been those times😊

  • @ericturner2477
    @ericturner2477 5 місяців тому +53

    I used to work with USAF fighter pilots when I tested the avionics mission software for the F-22. One pilot told me about a new pilot who showed up and said he wanted his callsign to be Ice. So they named him Slush. 😂

  • @mrbombastic33333
    @mrbombastic33333 5 місяців тому +14

    "Ok Osama your clear to take off"