yes, leave it for the very last thing you ever do in your life. Otherwise, no other experience will ever come close to it. And you will die in misery and sadness.
so many people letting their view be shaped by some youtuber getting views off hate. just watch the second season to make up your own mind, you probably own amazon prime anyways.
I think you may have to watch it if you like LOTR. The thing is it’s based more off Peter Jackson films than lore lore, cause even PJ took freedoms from the lore
To be fair, Sauron was trying to fill the shoes of his far more formidable master. Sauron is basically a powerful wizard, melkor was a literal god. No doubt the orcs, who melkor created with his own hands, felt like Sauron wasn’t worthy.
They just need to attach wires and a battery to Tolkien's coffin, the rotation speed energy of his corpse by itself can power an entire city because of this show
You know what is even more funny....a bunch of guys so sad they are still whining about something in its second season. Do you not have any kind of life at all?
@@darthvader822 😂😂😂😂😂 you mad that nobody likes your abomination of a show? It takes 2 seconds to write a comment how would that equate to having no life.. now searching for comments just to defend your wack ass show.. now where is the life in that 😂😂😂😂😂
@@Neelinmact Yes they do. The directors and actors of these ,,woke'' star wars, marvel and other TV series/films that flopped big time always blame the audience. Yes, all of us are racists and sexists, the problem is definety the unnecessary forcing of diverse characters.
@@Neelinmact a lot of people from the creative community today insult fans when they dont like their shitty shows like The Rings of Power ( a show that insults Tolkien ) and The Acolyte ( a show that shits all over George Lucas creation). Its like studios are more concern with dumb woke ideology and dont care about storytelling or the source material. Basically kids are now leading the Industry.
@@t80eagle8 dunno bro u should hate not only based on the color of the skin but on the pattern recognition extracted from the ethnic group (spoiler it always leads in same directions lol)
Can we Gen Xer AD&D addicts take a moment to appreciate how much joy Peter Jackson brought us. Up to then we only had the (imho) awesome half finished cartoon. I will forevet adore Peter Jackson for this gift
I'm writing a book. When I'm feeling down, because of my talentless crappy writing I just watch a few minutes of this show and my self-confidence skyrocket.
@@jonwacken4312 Funnily enough, the DEI casting of the black elf and black dwarf are the lesser of the series problems, its the white casting that is terrible, they literally picked the worst possible actors for Galadriel, Celembrimbor and many others
I think ths cast isn't the problem here. Yeah, a few of them looks dope but actors playing Cirdan, Durin 4th, Elrond (to some extent), Disa (even if she is made up character), Miriel and Adar, were good ones. I find that its what they say base on script that sometimes make them a lame character. So, yes the problem lies on the writers, which makes the life of the cast hard. But the few ones I mentioned, by their performance make the show a bit good in a way.
@@satanasteguarda you are talking to the wrong crowd, it's the black faces that are like literal flies in their milk. That is what this crowd is moved by.
@@Seb_Matte Ray Gun roly polys are whats missing from ROP...I'll bet Galadriel would have won the breaking gold medal...given her seemingly endless list of talents
If you listen to Andy Sirkis reading of the Silmarilian, he reads a letter Tolkien wrote to his friend. He writes, that he hates allergoies, and he wants his stories to be "just stories", and not conveying a hidden agenda. On the other hand, his greatest wish was, to create a fantasy world, from which other writes would take inspiration, and write new stories, that would make his world bigger. Not sure he actually wanted anyone to re-tell his own stories, and "enrich" them with so many hidden agendas though.
Not exactly. Tolkien "hates" allegories only when they're there for the sake of being there. A story should be told to only convey a story. Yet, LOTR is full of allegories even though it was never Tolkien first intention to write the story around those allegories in mind. Or so he says. That's more in line with its letter. Tolkien doesn't hate allegories. He hates a story which is built around an allegory. That's bit different imo. Just like ROP cast and story is built around multiples allegories (diversity, western evilness, woman power and son on). But not primarily around the Middle Earth and the characters arc. Anyway, as much as I love Tolkien's writing and world building, the man didn't love many things outside his own work. So, I take his comments with a grain of salt. Not sure he's actually like people to deep dive in building more LOTR stories.
@@mimmim13aiv Thanks, I stand corrected! Regarding creating stories within his world, D&D players have been doing this for many years. If a writer were to actually build a story within Tolkiens world, even if it took place in Khand, and had 100% respect for existing lore, I advise they get permission from the Tolkien estate first. Which would probably not happen.
“Eowyn…she fulfills her prophecy to kill the witch king of Angmar, and then disappears, presumably back to the kitchen…” you turning this into a horror genre? Remember the stew!
@@KABLAMMATS When I hear people cheering because a show like alcolite get cancelled it saddens me because they don't realize all the quality content that will never be created on great channels such as this one
The best thing about Rings of Power and the fact it will never be canceled, is that after it's five seasons it will be forgotten, never to darken another living room again.
That's not very likely is it? It made money for amazon and will continue to do as a streaming offering. The fact you don't like ti doesn't mean others don;'t. There are lots of people who are not small-minded echo chamber xenophobes.
@darthvader822 actually, it lost money. The first season and the second have had so many bad reviews, amazon even had to stop allowing people to review it. It doesn't take a film critic to see rings of power has terrible writing. You can't just call everyone who doesn't like this pile of hot shit xenophobes my guy.
From the first 5 minutes of Season 1 Ep 1 this was doomed to fail. Galadriel is supposed to be the most beautiful, charming, enchanting and elegant creature in middle earth...they made her a girl-boss. Anyone who's read Tolkien, or watched the trilogy could never not be insulted by what they did.
I avoided both seasons just to watch videos like these and leave comments letting the cultural researchers at Amazon know that a LOTR superfan would rather watch youtube funposting about their drivel rather than watch their own heretical abomination. Thanks for the hard work.
I watch LOTR reruns. And I wasn't a huge fan. I kinda thought the 11billion armies were a bit much. Not everything needs to big and bigger. Never watched more than 10mins. I saw GladR being a warrior, as a sorceress, and was out.
The men in _this_ world are so uselss they need animals to save them, meanwhile all the tough ladies of the light are basically Viking Gods, with plot armor so thick it hurts.
I love your videos, and I think you are criminally under subbed. I think it might be that people don’t realize the sarcasm. But please keep doing what you’re doing.
i can't remember any film, any series, any general piece of entertainment media that was this hyped, had so much potential, such a gigantic budget and turned out to be such an apocalyptically horrible, disgraceful, abomination of an adaptation of the source material. The only entertaining part is the reviews. The original Lord of the Rings films had a coherent world, ethnic and demographic, stayed as close to source material as possible, transported real meaning and depth in the story, had character development, had top costumes and absolutely stellar music/themes.
RoP was made and hyped as a way to increase Prime memberships on Amazon. It has done that job well. Them destroying the heart and soul of a beloved piece of modern Western culture is merely a side benefit to them.
@@reek4062 You can NEVER make a film equal to a book to 100% . Yes, Peter Jackson and his team changes several things. BUT the major issue is, that they kept the spirit of his lore. Even the Hobbit films were not that bad, as they included some more motifs of Middle Earth, e.g. from the Unfinished Tales. In contrast, the RoP series by Amazon has NOTHING to do with Tolkien except for some names and places. It is really sad. What could be done with the source material and all the ressources in the right hands? At least some sceneries are nicely designed, however, forget about the rest.
Let alone painstaking focus on details, many of them never to be shown in the movies. It was a work of love,and nerd passion, that could never be surpassed in this century, or the next. I recommend visiting Bag End movie set.
I have long wished that the rampant racism and misogyny of the original books could be corrected by the "enlightened" woke ideologues that have graced our time in history. Truly a great time to be alive...
Did you read them? It is a great time to be alive. To watch all the garbage woke films fail, and realise most people reject the insane stupidity of the woke.
When you try to make your evil incarnate sympathetic so you make up a new character to take the role but he is also sympathetic so you also make his army of corrupted bodies sympathetic with family morals. Bravo, Amazon. Bravo.
It's about time somebody recognized the greatness inherent in this masterful work of art! Galadriel steals the show as usual, it's just too bad she gets hated on so much by everybody, because she's simply the best!
As a member of the community of non-native English speakers with zero skills for storytelling I thank Amazon for hiring writers/showrunners that represent us. Give me the meat! in Peru it would be dame las carnecitas xP
Since Payne and Mackay are native speakers, then, by the laws of modern entertainment, you are not fully represented, therefore you should not feel represented and should cry for more accurate representation
It’s a shit show. 😂. It didn’t check any privileges. 🤦🏼. It’s out to do what the fruitcake, always upset and blames others crowd does. It set out to destroy, and crap on everything cause they (you) are crybabies that cant cope with original, great writing.
Absolutely brilliant, and glad to see this fantastic return. So you are aware, we published on our channel a Commemoration to the Anniversary of Professor JRR Tolkien's death, (2 September) with The Tolkien Credo an original tribute highlighting the life of the man, and a center piece of our Heretics And Hounds Series during Rings of Power Season 2. May the Dorvahdor Trisagon "bless you John Ronald."
The ytube videos about Disney and Amazon tv series are the real entertainment. Shame they canceled acolyte, maybe we get lucky with more ROP seasons! :D
Personally, I am looking forward to when they decide to make a Forgotten Realms movie about the fall of the Nethril Empire and decide to make the progressive protag, Karsus. It would be so on the nose, you would think it were parody.
Lol, I like how one of the most common complaints I read is that the cast of characters isn't entirely white. That must really make people like you mad. Haha, grow up.
@@Adam.Langton Are you suggesting that the lore should be altered for political purposes and we should just pretend like it wasn't? That would be the most stunning and brave thing to do, I agree.
The way they have expertly rewritten the timeline to suit their masterpiece deserves everyone's praise. Such a turning point in quality storytelling, nothing will ever match it again.
"THE TRILOGY IS SO TRIGGERING IT BELONGS IN A GUN STORE " I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS EXCLAMATION POINT YOU ARE THE BEST! PLEASE KEEP IT COMING! You are definitely woke to the problems that this new interpretation of Tolkien`s tries to help fix! To be perfectly honest I was never into the Lord of the rings. I just wasn't into the orcs they grossed me out. So did that thing that needed to get the ring. Gollum I think his name was😂😂😂
The ROP is so special, it should have its own canon, backstory, and lore. Tolkien fans would love to see it leave Professor Tolkien's World far far far far far far far away.
Such disrespect to such a genius of our age Tolkien😢 I swear Hollywood's job nowadays find out how many Classics they can ruin that have been fans for decades
If you look up how commie China was elected into power, it is literally this. They take establishment, create 4 olds, then liken everything that the system was based on, to the 'olds'. Sound eerily familiar? I give it 40? Yrs, maybe 10, if Tiktoc works as well as it does.
I still think Sauron is 1 of the least vile characters in this show. What has he really done? He acted violently in self defense and in the face of the 1 who tried to cowardly murder him. Yes, he ate a human, but when he was a blob struggling to survive. When the damn mountain decided to explode he even was trying to help and save people. Galadriel wasn't, just saying.
My daughter was asking me about the meaning of sarcasm, so I showed her this vid
then u the sucka
The true meaning of sarcasm would probably be, to make the daughter watch that series and tell her " i Love you"
That's punishment not sarcasm @@p101bgb9
@@p101bgb9 Thats dark... you are cruel sir.
@@p101bgb9I’m reporting this comment
I dare not watch this masterpiece. For I fear that I will be so overwhelmed with beauty that I can never see such magnificence again.
yes, leave it for the very last thing you ever do in your life. Otherwise, no other experience will ever come close to it. And you will die in misery and sadness.
@@dizont not very sarcastic nor subtle bro 😂😂😂
so many people letting their view be shaped by some youtuber getting views off hate. just watch the second season to make up your own mind, you probably own amazon prime anyways.
I think you may have to watch it if you like LOTR. The thing is it’s based more off Peter Jackson films than lore lore, cause even PJ took freedoms from the lore
Sauron, the dark lord himself, failed to impress a bunch of orcs so badly they killed him with his own hat.
That's the magic of Amazon's best writers.
😂
So stupid 😂
The orcs killed him? What's going on?
To be fair, Sauron was trying to fill the shoes of his far more formidable master. Sauron is basically a powerful wizard, melkor was a literal god. No doubt the orcs, who melkor created with his own hands, felt like Sauron wasn’t worthy.
Sounds like Sauron tbh
They just need to attach wires and a battery to Tolkien's coffin, the rotation speed energy of his corpse by itself can power an entire city because of this show
Now thats using the old noodle
@@peterzweers2582 science!
huhuuu, he's rotating faster than earth's 😂
ripped directly from that critical drinker video lmao
Nah man it could power The entire world for the rest of time
"If they were any whither, theyd be transparent" I just couldnt hold back laughter at this. LMAO
The would have hired Asians if the wanted transparent
Racism is hilarious isn't it
@@SiriusSphynx yup, I've seen Asians whiter han white
You know what’s funny… the people who made this show may actually think that the points you made actually made it a masterpiece
Which is good because so far S02 has been around 8.5/10 🙂 [Always streaming via Prime Video at evening to relax after day's activities] 🧘♂🍵🥪🥝
You know what is even more funny....a bunch of guys so sad they are still whining about something in its second season. Do you not have any kind of life at all?
@@darthvader822 Indeed A La Touche 🙂
@@darthvader822 😂😂😂😂😂 you mad that nobody likes your abomination of a show? It takes 2 seconds to write a comment how would that equate to having no life.. now searching for comments just to defend your wack ass show.. now where is the life in that 😂😂😂😂😂
@@darthvader822 Which makes your response to this "sad" comment even more nolife 😂
"Robin hood from the hood" im dead 🤣
Negrolas
I personally prefer "Don Lemonlas" 😂
Laughed like a madman at this very moment 🤣
I might have smiled at that one
And I almost choked on my food with this one 😂
Critical Drinker calling that creepy thing "Grim Shady" killed me.
wasn't that pale grossness in paramount's Halo blasphemy too?
And then Nerdrotic called them Feminem. I've not stopped laughing
The rings of one...
The rings of two...
The rings of maaaaaaaaaaannnnyyyy!
Lol, epic!!!
That statement there is a masterpiece! Bravo!
@@biggie6559 I was so angry reading an above comment about them killing off Celeborn, then I came across this comment. I needed that laugh, thanks!
😂😂😂
But why do boats flot? But a stone dont
If anybody calls you a racist or a bigot for hating this show it means that you are still sane.
I always take it as a badge of honor…
@@AndrewReevesArt you should as well as I
Does anyone actually call you racist just for not liking a show ?? I love the show but I won’t call any racist or abuse anyone just for hating it
@@Neelinmact Yes they do. The directors and actors of these ,,woke'' star wars, marvel and other TV series/films that flopped big time always blame the audience. Yes, all of us are racists and sexists, the problem is definety the unnecessary forcing of diverse characters.
@@Neelinmact a lot of people from the creative community today insult fans when they dont like their shitty shows like The Rings of Power ( a show that insults Tolkien ) and The Acolyte ( a show that shits all over George Lucas creation). Its like studios are more concern with dumb woke ideology and dont care about storytelling or the source material. Basically kids are now leading the Industry.
Remember, being evil is the most equitable stance. If you hate everyone equally, you're never racist.
@@t80eagle8 dunno bro u should hate not only based on the color of the skin but on the pattern recognition extracted from the ethnic group (spoiler it always leads in same directions lol)
Marilyn Manson said it first
I love and use this quote LOL
Pretty much how the global elite view humanity as a whole.
Ah i feel understood 😂
Can we Gen Xer AD&D addicts take a moment to appreciate how much joy Peter Jackson brought us. Up to then we only had the (imho) awesome half finished cartoon. I will forevet adore Peter Jackson for this gift
Read the books ffs.
I'm glad that this season recognized that Jennifer Lawrence was the first woman to save Middle Earth.
Yez yez, She is the first woman
She was also the first woman ever to star in an action horror movie. Sigourney Weaver must be so glad to be able to ride on Lawrence's coat tails.
well of course, she defeated Morgoth after all
She was the first women to nah also
The first woman to smash the patriarchy.
I'm writing a book. When I'm feeling down, because of my talentless crappy writing I just watch a few minutes of this show and my self-confidence skyrocket.
The casting of this show is a crime against entertainment and storytelling.
Yes! And I'm getting tired of people pretending not to notice so as to appear less "racist"
@@jonwacken4312 Funnily enough, the DEI casting of the black elf and black dwarf are the lesser of the series problems, its the white casting that is terrible, they literally picked the worst possible actors for Galadriel, Celembrimbor and many others
I think ths cast isn't the problem here. Yeah, a few of them looks dope but actors playing Cirdan, Durin 4th, Elrond (to some extent), Disa (even if she is made up character), Miriel and Adar, were good ones. I find that its what they say base on script that sometimes make them a lame character. So, yes the problem lies on the writers, which makes the life of the cast hard. But the few ones I mentioned, by their performance make the show a bit good in a way.
@@satanasteguarda no, the diverse elfs and dwarfs are abominations and the white cast is also shiet
@@satanasteguarda you are talking to the wrong crowd, it's the black faces that are like literal flies in their milk. That is what this crowd is moved by.
*From the mountain to the sea!* : Mostly peaceful Orc protestors
😂😂😂
OLM… Orcs Lives Matter… ✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿
The chosen orcs without a doubt you mean 🤔🙃
@@AndrewReevesArt The chosen orcs have all the right to defend themselves 😂
The chosen orcs, supported by the western Balrogues have all the right to defend themselves 😅
Tolkien is doing breakdance moves in his coffin right now
* Australian * Breakdance moves
You have my vote for funniest comment 😂 That was perfect
@@Seb_Matte omg!!! I have cringe flash backs
@@Seb_Matte Ray Gun roly polys are whats missing from ROP...I'll bet Galadriel would have won the breaking gold medal...given her seemingly endless list of talents
You could power a small town if you hooked a dynamo to him thats how fast hes rolling in his grave 😂
“Robinhood from the hood” had me dying 😂
“17 Oscars, a wonderful achievement until one wonders arnt the Oscar’s named after a man?”
Mind blown
A white man, mind you.
Persecution Complex much? Poor white dudes have it so tough these days.
Dont forget they tried to call it just "Academy awards" once.
Ring of Power is so great....it cured my constipation
RoP is truly a master-piece of sh....
@@bdleo300 its good
This show is so disgusting I can't even watch the videos that explain how bad it is. It makes me sick, I give you the like for enduring it.
If you listen to Andy Sirkis reading of the Silmarilian, he reads a letter Tolkien wrote to his friend. He writes, that he hates allergoies, and he wants his stories to be "just stories", and not conveying a hidden agenda. On the other hand, his greatest wish was, to create a fantasy world, from which other writes would take inspiration, and write new stories, that would make his world bigger. Not sure he actually wanted anyone to re-tell his own stories, and "enrich" them with so many hidden agendas though.
Not exactly. Tolkien "hates" allegories only when they're there for the sake of being there. A story should be told to only convey a story. Yet, LOTR is full of allegories even though it was never Tolkien first intention to write the story around those allegories in mind. Or so he says. That's more in line with its letter. Tolkien doesn't hate allegories. He hates a story which is built around an allegory. That's bit different imo.
Just like ROP cast and story is built around multiples allegories (diversity, western evilness, woman power and son on). But not primarily around the Middle Earth and the characters arc.
Anyway, as much as I love Tolkien's writing and world building, the man didn't love many things outside his own work. So, I take his comments with a grain of salt. Not sure he's actually like people to deep dive in building more LOTR stories.
@@mimmim13aiv Thanks, I stand corrected! Regarding creating stories within his world, D&D players have been doing this for many years. If a writer were to actually build a story within Tolkiens world, even if it took place in Khand, and had 100% respect for existing lore, I advise they get permission from the Tolkien estate first. Which would probably not happen.
hidden agendas? 😂
@@maxttk97 well I guess they are actually "made up" agendas, made up by the author of this vid
Tolkien always intended to ship Satan with the Lady of Light. Thank you, Amazon for this incredible masterpiece.
It was just something Tolkien might not have noticed.
And im just here wondering what happened with Galadriel's husband? Lol
@@tdf123emcee2 ua-cam.com/video/hpIu-U0vuc4/v-deo.htmlsi=h7YNv2LKRU8e7_sX
@Deathclaw.By.Design Celeborn, gots to get busy introducing him to the show or how else is Elrond going to bang their daughter.
@Deathclaw.By.Design Celeborn (in Sindarin) aka Teleporno (in Quenya) - I kid you not. Don't tell the showrunners or they'll get the wrong idea.
“Eowyn…she fulfills her prophecy to kill the witch king of Angmar, and then disappears, presumably back to the kitchen…” you turning this into a horror genre? Remember the stew!
"Miriel of Numenor, a woman so brave, Numenor should be renamed Womenor" Dude. 🤣🤣🤣
Almost spit my tea on the keyboard :)
I hereby proclaim this video to be the canonic interpretation of season 2.
Never heard of you before, I just saw the title and decided what the hell, and you didn’t disappoint. Well done.
Meanwhile Amazon showing this title in the board room not knowing it's satire.
Thank god videos like this can make me laugh otherwise I'd be crying about these new shows
the best thing about show like this is the absolute circus that happened around it, pure entertainment. Amazon truly playing 4d chess entertainment
@@KABLAMMATS When I hear people cheering because a show like alcolite get cancelled it saddens me because they don't realize all the quality content that will never be created on great channels such as this one
@@jonwacken4312🤣🤣 they need to greenlit more trash
@jonwacken4312 If you thought the Acolyte was great by any means you need to jump back in the womb and come out smarter.
Littleplatoon makes some fun long videos on it to listen too
_"Robin hood from the hood"_ is crazzyy. 😂😂😂
With each episode they are just shitting on Tolkien's grave.
"it belongs in the Sistine chapel" you killing me😂😂
With joke venom. 😁
This commentary is pure fire! 😂
I mean it wasnt that funny, that joke..
Now Michelangelo is also turning in his grave.
NGL almost puked at that image. hahah
"Robin Hood from the Hood" made me spit my beer out 😁
The best thing about Rings of Power and the fact it will never be canceled, is that after it's five seasons it will be forgotten, never to darken another living room again.
That's not very likely is it? It made money for amazon and will continue to do as a streaming offering. The fact you don't like ti doesn't mean others don;'t. There are lots of people who are not small-minded echo chamber xenophobes.
@darthvader822 actually, it lost money. The first season and the second have had so many bad reviews, amazon even had to stop allowing people to review it.
It doesn't take a film critic to see rings of power has terrible writing. You can't just call everyone who doesn't like this pile of hot shit xenophobes my guy.
@darthvader822 lol you love hearing yourself type on a keyboard, don't you.
It's horrendous. 90% agree to this. Hold
@@kickedoffthetour Yeah Jeb everyone in your trailer park hates it lol....
@@joshroose4291 "actually, it lost money" Uh-huh that's why amazon commissioned another series....listen to yourself....
Seriously, ive searched the UA-cam for ONE SINGLE praise of the movie. This is the closest i could find.
jesus christ "Robin Hood from the hood" I lost it man
That black short-haired elf reminds me of Grey Worm in the Game of Thrones series...
The saving grace for Rings Of Power are these witty, funny, valid, and factual videos that came out ripping the show and crew apart lmfao
Thankfully Tolkien's mistakes have finally been corrected for all time.
🤣Woke and LGBTQ's are saving us, just like Sauron is saving middle earth.
🤣
Equal rights for orcs!
@@andreasmartin7942 🤣 Voting rights for female Orcs under Sauron democracy LOL
This show is so bad
From the first 5 minutes of Season 1 Ep 1 this was doomed to fail. Galadriel is supposed to be the most beautiful, charming, enchanting and elegant creature in middle earth...they made her a girl-boss. Anyone who's read Tolkien, or watched the trilogy could never not be insulted by what they did.
0:15 How to make armour out of tin foil.
I literally spitted with laughter. hahaha
"Robinhood from the hood."
The way I burst into laughter 😂😂😂
I avoided both seasons just to watch videos like these and leave comments letting the cultural researchers at Amazon know that a LOTR superfan would rather watch youtube funposting about their drivel rather than watch their own heretical abomination. Thanks for the hard work.
I watch LOTR reruns. And I wasn't a huge fan. I kinda thought the 11billion armies were a bit much. Not everything needs to big and bigger.
Never watched more than 10mins. I saw GladR being a warrior, as a sorceress, and was out.
Thanks!
THE SEABISCUIT IS ALWAYS TIGHT
Thus is the way
The men in _this_ world are so uselss they need animals to save them, meanwhile all the tough ladies of the light are basically Viking Gods, with plot armor so thick it hurts.
@@robosing225they wanna rewrite history so bad but they can't so they go ahead and do it in an imaginary scripture😂
Oh my god this is a masterclass in writing ! Instant subscribe !!!
""It makes Tolien spin in his grave....to get out and watch it."" 🤣🤣
I actually tapped 'don't recommend channel' until I hesitated, thinking 'this must be a joke'. I'm glad I took a minute.
OMG, the Baywatch theme call out was perfection 🤣🤣❤️
You should have a warning before 3:40 I almost died laughing
Wow it's crazy Galadriel was one of my favorite characters in the og trilogy even though she wasn't a huge part of it, this makes me cringe hard.
Wasn't even a warrior, she's an ancient Sorceress
@agentsmithmememe No, she's Wonder Woman what are you talking about?
-"Two men who look like ladies and Galadriel", loooooooooooooooool, you got me mate, you got me! 2:11
I love your videos, and I think you are criminally under subbed. I think it might be that people don’t realize the sarcasm. But please keep doing what you’re doing.
Sarcasm?
Unlike the rings of power this video is an absolute masterpiece, instant sub! Love this!
i can't remember any film, any series, any general piece of entertainment media that was this hyped, had so much potential, such a gigantic budget and turned out to be such an apocalyptically horrible, disgraceful, abomination of an adaptation of the source material.
The only entertaining part is the reviews.
The original Lord of the Rings films had a coherent world, ethnic and demographic, stayed as close to source material as possible, transported real meaning and depth in the story, had character development, had top costumes and absolutely stellar music/themes.
Sigh.
The Peter Hackson films are not the original Lord of the Rings. What’s wrong with you? And they also didn’t stay close to the book.
@@reek4062 They stayed infinitely closer than RoP has
RoP was made and hyped as a way to increase Prime memberships on Amazon. It has done that job well. Them destroying the heart and soul of a beloved piece of modern Western culture is merely a side benefit to them.
@@reek4062 You can NEVER make a film equal to a book to 100% . Yes, Peter Jackson and his team changes several things. BUT the major issue is, that they kept the spirit of his lore. Even the Hobbit films were not that bad, as they included some more motifs of Middle Earth, e.g. from the Unfinished Tales. In contrast, the RoP series by Amazon has NOTHING to do with Tolkien except for some names and places. It is really sad. What could be done with the source material and all the ressources in the right hands? At least some sceneries are nicely designed, however, forget about the rest.
Let alone painstaking focus on details, many of them never to be shown in the movies. It was a work of love,and nerd passion, that could never be surpassed in this century, or the next. I recommend visiting Bag End movie set.
Oh boy ! This video is 100x time better than the whole serie ! 😂
Most people have their beauty enhanced by smiling. Most people.
I have long wished that the rampant racism and misogyny of the original books could be corrected by the "enlightened" woke ideologues that have graced our time in history. Truly a great time to be alive...
Well said 👏
in your dimens. ion these woke ideologies might be great but in real life are stupid
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Did you read them? It is a great time to be alive. To watch all the garbage woke films fail, and realise most people reject the insane stupidity of the woke.
What are you on about ffs
-4:55
-"Robin Hood, from the hood"
I can't...I just can't...
just because he is balck he is from the hood? white hoods don't exist? lmao
@@kerolokerokerolo The _other_ white hoods.
When you try to make your evil incarnate sympathetic so you make up a new character to take the role but he is also sympathetic so you also make his army of corrupted bodies sympathetic with family morals.
Bravo, Amazon. Bravo.
The beginning of The Two Towers movie,is better than any episode of The Rings of Power.
Words fail me.....if only they had failed the writers of this bilge.
They did fail them, the entire script was a chat gpt request.
@@johnhill3907 Kinda rude to ChatGPT.
@@philipmartin2919 or if they even can read the books
@ragnarok6521 I didn't say it was a well structured chat gpt request.
They read them, it was right wing extremeist trash.
It's about time somebody recognized the greatness inherent in this masterful work of art! Galadriel steals the show as usual, it's just too bad she gets hated on so much by everybody, because she's simply the best!
As a member of the community of non-native English speakers with zero skills for storytelling I thank Amazon for hiring writers/showrunners that represent us. Give me the meat! in Peru it would be dame las carnecitas xP
Since Payne and Mackay are native speakers, then, by the laws of modern entertainment, you are not fully represented, therefore you should not feel represented and should cry for more accurate representation
This show bravely checked Tolkien's privilege.
SP reference! well done.
It’s a shit show. 😂. It didn’t check any privileges. 🤦🏼.
It’s out to do what the fruitcake, always upset and blames others crowd does. It set out to destroy, and crap on everything cause they (you) are crybabies that cant cope with original, great writing.
Let us tell you sir, you have among the finest and sharpest taste in direction and setup, this video is brilliant
Absolutely brilliant, and glad to see this fantastic return. So you are aware, we published on our channel a Commemoration to the Anniversary of Professor JRR Tolkien's death, (2 September) with The Tolkien Credo an original tribute highlighting the life of the man, and a center piece of our Heretics And Hounds Series during Rings of Power Season 2. May the Dorvahdor Trisagon "bless you John Ronald."
My favourite part was when the wizards Cheech and Chong showed up to teach Galadriel how to make a stone float..........or was that float stoned? 🤔
YES!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wait a second, would that effect Monty Python age?
Sauron seems like a nice guy in his disguise hahaha. Sauron used to be knight in black armor.
I believe you mean 'massapiece.'
Rings of Power is brilliant.. Honestly, brilliant.
"Robin Hood from hood"
Robin HardR Hood!
Other post is just hating on this show but its actually pretty good. Some people dont have minds of their own, they just follow tge leader
My favorite part was when Sauron says to Halbrand: "Eyes, lungs, pancreas. So many snacks, so little time"
The ytube videos about Disney and Amazon tv series are the real entertainment. Shame they canceled acolyte, maybe we get lucky with more ROP seasons! :D
I love how they made the Numenoreans so modern and multicultural. Real Tolkien fans will understand.
Yes, it's amazing how they made such warriors more friendly and humble to be schooled by an 8 stone elf. Yes Tolkien really meant it this way!
Personally, I am looking forward to when they decide to make a Forgotten Realms movie about the fall of the Nethril Empire and decide to make the progressive protag, Karsus. It would be so on the nose, you would think it were parody.
Lol, I like how one of the most common complaints I read is that the cast of characters isn't entirely white. That must really make people like you mad. Haha, grow up.
@@Adam.Langton exactly lol. Hollywood whitewashed for 50 years no one bats an eye. Add black people and NOW its a problem
@@Adam.Langton
Are you suggesting that the lore should be altered for political purposes and we should just pretend like it wasn't? That would be the most stunning and brave thing to do, I agree.
1:27 Eowyn definitely won't go to the kitchen if you've seen the deleted stew scene ! 😂
The way they have expertly rewritten the timeline to suit their masterpiece deserves everyone's praise. Such a turning point in quality storytelling, nothing will ever match it again.
I prefer my title BORED OF THE RINGS: THE RINGS OF POO
Robin hood from the Hood. what a line sir. touche' 100%.
that elf gonna be badass
The Rings of Power: Diverse Emasculation.
Thanks for suffering through this disaster on behalf of us.
Just the fact that there's a channel on UA-cam called "The Woke Critic" gives me hope for the future of humanity. Thank you for the video!
You made me cry. Thank you!
Old woman sweeping her front step at 6:29. Shocking.
Your sound byte placement is epic! The Marv getting electrocuted sound byte for the screaming man had me on rolling on the floor! 😂
"..it belongs in the Sistine Chapel" cracked me up! Good one! 🤣
"THE TRILOGY IS SO TRIGGERING IT BELONGS IN A GUN STORE " I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS EXCLAMATION POINT YOU ARE THE BEST! PLEASE KEEP IT COMING! You are definitely woke to the problems that this new interpretation of Tolkien`s tries to help fix! To be perfectly honest I was never into the Lord of the rings. I just wasn't into the orcs they grossed me out. So did that thing that needed to get the ring. Gollum I think his name was😂😂😂
... I can't even work out if this video is sarcastic or not
This is a Messtapiece
Truly,no one can understand the glamour of Sauron with his new hairdo.
Yes only men can cry and get beaten, women don't do that thankfully, wow such a complicated Master piece of emotions and realism this show is awesome.
Take this in the spirit intended. Rings of Power is as well written as this review was poorly written.
I love your videos, well done.
Berek the horse is the true hero of the show!
All the founding of this show went into the fake tears of Galadriel...
God these videos are hilarious
"Robin Hood.... FROM the hood!"
"Robin Hood from the Hood" holy shit
The ROP is so special, it should have its own canon, backstory, and lore. Tolkien fans would love to see it leave Professor Tolkien's World far far far far far far far away.
I'm a Tolkien fan and I like it. Though I don't have a beard on my neck so I haven't jumped on the edgelord anti rings of power bandwagon.
Why did I know that the "title" of this is tongue in cheek even before I clicked?
Such disrespect to such a genius of our age Tolkien😢 I swear Hollywood's job nowadays find out how many Classics they can ruin that have been fans for decades
If you look up how commie China was elected into power, it is literally this. They take establishment, create 4 olds, then liken everything that the system was based on, to the 'olds'.
Sound eerily familiar? I give it 40? Yrs, maybe 10, if Tiktoc works as well as it does.
The script of this video has better writting that all Rings of power plot. The sarcasm is so sutil that can be considered a work of art.
SUBTLE
I still think Sauron is 1 of the least vile characters in this show. What has he really done? He acted violently in self defense and in the face of the 1 who tried to cowardly murder him. Yes, he ate a human, but when he was a blob struggling to survive. When the damn mountain decided to explode he even was trying to help and save people. Galadriel wasn't, just saying.
What has he done? He's mostly been a white male, that should be enough EVIL for you
It should be called ''Mairon's redemption''. XD