The Rings of Power is television's finest hour

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  • @gerylagrande
    @gerylagrande Місяць тому +425

    ,,The cold hand of Tolkien trying to cancel his prime subscription" 😂😂😂😂

  • @georgehouliaras7239
    @georgehouliaras7239 Місяць тому +1143

    "I always intended to portray the pure evil corruption of life that are the Orcs as sympathetic, tragic and misunderstood fellows who just want to live in peace and quiet with their loving families."
    J.R.R. Tolkien, possibly while being high.

    • @reek4062
      @reek4062 Місяць тому +8

      The Orcs are one of the few things the show does good.

    • @Butmunch666
      @Butmunch666 Місяць тому +62

      @@reek4062 What about them is good?

    • @reek4062
      @reek4062 Місяць тому +10

      @@Butmunch666 Though they are deeply twisted and violent, they are not inherently or irredeemably evil.

    • @TheGlobuleReturns
      @TheGlobuleReturns Місяць тому +82

      @@reek4062 shut up reek

    • @Butmunch666
      @Butmunch666 Місяць тому +70

      @@reek4062 Yeah, you get why that portrayal is bad right? Because it shits on the source material. FFS.

  • @finncess4104
    @finncess4104 Місяць тому +1537

    This show made the grass touch itself

  • @asky-ne7yz
    @asky-ne7yz Місяць тому +307

    My favourite part of the show was when Sauron said "I am the lord of the rings" Truly one of the moments ever

    • @Dr._Atom
      @Dr._Atom Місяць тому +44

      My favourite is the fact that this is not even a joke, he actually said that in the show 😂

    • @s_shaleh
      @s_shaleh Місяць тому +14

      Actually he was calling Celebrimbor "The Lord of the rings" in that scene, but we all know he's actually referring to himself.

    • @frodoboots
      @frodoboots Місяць тому +2

      Lord of the rings is ,Eru ( God) he is the only one that can bend the will of the ring,,but he called him LOTR,and sauron took it like he was being called God,which is his Goal.

    • @charlyrob7334
      @charlyrob7334 Місяць тому +4

      @@frodoboots Are you trying to make sense of this bullshit?

    • @frodoboots
      @frodoboots Місяць тому

      @@charlyrob7334 yes, i am trying to like this bad writing,/ show but what i said is true i think. .

  • @J31
    @J31 Місяць тому +225

    When Tommy B said "You're a wizard, Notgandalf", I clapped. I clapped because it felt like equity

    • @MintyFr618
      @MintyFr618 Місяць тому +12

      “You’re a Gandalf, wizard” was my favorite line in the whole show

    • @HannahKayW
      @HannahKayW Місяць тому

      And a thumpin’ good’un I’d say, once yeh’ve been trained up a bit.

    • @nitrokid
      @nitrokid Місяць тому

      Tommy B 😂

  • @shazmodeus2795
    @shazmodeus2795 Місяць тому +303

    "Inceldur! Your hard-drive, cast it into the fire! You must!"
    "No."

  • @lordmaur180
    @lordmaur180 Місяць тому +187

    This show is SAVING LIFES!... saving lifes by making people go outside and doing healthier activites by turning off their TVs

    • @haamulubechooka6908
      @haamulubechooka6908 Місяць тому

      You have cracked my ribs

    • @BRiiXEY
      @BRiiXEY 29 днів тому

      didn't save your spelling though

    • @lordmaur180
      @lordmaur180 29 днів тому

      @@BRiiXEY im not from a english speaking country, so dont care about english spelling

  • @neinnonon9672
    @neinnonon9672 Місяць тому +596

    The breathy R rolling dialogue is nails on a chalkboard holy crap

    • @toodlepop
      @toodlepop Місяць тому +45

      this alone would have been enough reason for me to not continue the show.

    • @jamesmacleod671
      @jamesmacleod671 Місяць тому +48

      I totally agRRRee, I can't take it no moRRRe. 🙉
      But seriously who the hell told her to ridiculously pronounce words this way.

    • @tjallingdalheuvel126
      @tjallingdalheuvel126 Місяць тому +24

      Extra strange it not being consistent. What kind of accent so thick and gone withing the same sentence even?

    • @Speshulsawce
      @Speshulsawce Місяць тому +22

      Elrrrrrrond, I protest

    • @tomee771
      @tomee771 Місяць тому +22

      It is parody level “r” rolling

  • @soothingmoments2139
    @soothingmoments2139 Місяць тому +146

    I am Asian.. For me to see an Asian elf is just absolute bonkers.and a short one on top of that.... Elves are fair and tall and they are of European features based on the stories of where they are from..

    • @TheGoldenDragon_
      @TheGoldenDragon_ Місяць тому +39

      Exactly. The Lord of the Rings was supposed to be a love letter by Tolkien of the European culture. I'm hispanic and I don't want to see elves that look like me. I expect them to look European and want them to stay that way.

    • @tapiolautavaara9532
      @tapiolautavaara9532 Місяць тому +1

      That monkey-dude next to her is canonically even more ridiculous, but at least those silly ears kind of fit him.

    • @cosmicmuffin322
      @cosmicmuffin322 Місяць тому +31

      If Tolkien's lore was a beloved treasure of, say, Mexican or Indian culture, and the characters were replaced with people of other ethnicities, people would call it r---ism. But when the English culture is being appropriated, it's progress and equality. The double standard has to stop.

    • @TheGoldenDragon_
      @TheGoldenDragon_ Місяць тому

      @@cosmicmuffin322 I agree. Problem is, this is larger than us. It's an agenda and the agenda is to replace the dominant culture of the west which is european. That's why racism towards whites is not only endorsed by the establishment but also encouraged. It's really that simple. Now, the next questions anyone has next should be: who would do this? And Who would want this?
      All I can say about it all is, if anyone wants to knpw the truth but is easily offended, then don't bother looking.

    • @nitrokid
      @nitrokid Місяць тому +11

      In the Norse mythology (which Tolkien took many inspirations from), the elves or alfir are considered the ancestor of Midgardians.

  • @argelmangune6529
    @argelmangune6529 Місяць тому +1049

    That galadriel actress has some of the most finest acting face ever. All emotions combined into one unexpressive facial expression. How did she do that?!

    • @TheVisitors44
      @TheVisitors44 Місяць тому +97

      Ask Amandla, actress from The Acolyte.

    • @ringrippa
      @ringrippa Місяць тому +11

      She has talent that we will all come to appreciate in a few decades

    • @Quazi-Moto
      @Quazi-Moto Місяць тому +37

      She went to the same acting class as Amanless Steinberger.

    • @lyft4238
      @lyft4238 Місяць тому

      That's what Resting Woke Face Syndrome does to you

    • @info1418
      @info1418 Місяць тому

      You're selling her short. Her nostrils have done some of finest acting known to man.. I mean woman... sorry I mean womxn. They/them?

  • @marklondon2008
    @marklondon2008 Місяць тому +273

    I guarantee there are more people watching these ROP review videos than the actual programme.

    • @tapiolautavaara9532
      @tapiolautavaara9532 Місяць тому +9

      Millions more, as these are insightful, made with skill, highly entertaining and fun to watch. Unlike the show.

    • @stevolopez
      @stevolopez Місяць тому +1

      They can just get the WNBA to play the orcs!

    • @davidstone-haigh4880
      @davidstone-haigh4880 Місяць тому +1

      Yep. I'm one for sure. I hadn't seen the black and Asian elves for eg. Insulting actors of colour everywhere in a blink of an eye. That's just the tip of the iceberg on this horror show of tripe.

    • @noneya313
      @noneya313 Місяць тому

      @@tapiolautavaara9532 lol. no it's not.

    • @SirenaWomanWarrior
      @SirenaWomanWarrior 8 днів тому

      🙋

  • @roosterfu231
    @roosterfu231 Місяць тому +52

    Galadriel is sooo badass, she has no weakness, is amazing at everything. Once she flares her nostrils at you you are already dead.

    • @davorfistrovic7363
      @davorfistrovic7363 16 днів тому +2

      only good thing what i can say about rop is; i wanna do it like on discovery channel with this actress who is MOCKERY of Galadriel

    • @phann860
      @phann860 14 днів тому +1

      Of laughing.

  • @jackburton1455
    @jackburton1455 Місяць тому +1140

    The Rings of Power made me truly appreciate the great outdoors.

    • @machinedieselx4767
      @machinedieselx4767 Місяць тому +9

      God bless you for your thumbnail. Its almost as beautiful as mine. ♥

    • @Christrulesall2
      @Christrulesall2 Місяць тому +14

      I also now love the streets of chicago.

    • @johnwolf2829
      @johnwolf2829 Місяць тому +8

      @@Christrulesall2 The wRongs of Power truly is the kind of fantasy that makes reality seem far less painful

    • @decentralizeddemocracy8335
      @decentralizeddemocracy8335 Місяць тому +6

      The Rings of Power Plus Privilege

    • @johnwolf2829
      @johnwolf2829 Місяць тому

      @@decentralizeddemocracy8335 A Dis-me production.
      Brought to you by people who hate you.

  • @Ken-yn8ps
    @Ken-yn8ps Місяць тому +361

    This series is so amazing, it watches itself........

    • @reek4062
      @reek4062 Місяць тому +1

      It's better than the Jackson films, but that bar is quite low.

    • @trevorotieno2731
      @trevorotieno2731 Місяць тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @ageldenb
      @ageldenb Місяць тому +3

      Cracked me up!!!

    • @moonglum101
      @moonglum101 Місяць тому +1

      Oh good, I don't need to then.

    • @OG_Drummer99
      @OG_Drummer99 Місяць тому +1

      Haha at least someone saw it.

  • @bahrumix
    @bahrumix Місяць тому +375

    Orcs have done more in defeating Sauron than elves in this series 😂

    • @raunakbanerjee1558
      @raunakbanerjee1558 Місяць тому +35

      They are the true heroes besmirched by Elven Propaganda!

    • @SmoKKz0r
      @SmoKKz0r Місяць тому +4

      Thats halerious😂😂

    • @hans471
      @hans471 Місяць тому +5

      To orotect their families from unjust war 😢😂

    • @daisydaisy6886
      @daisydaisy6886 Місяць тому +1

      Çünki onlar dost. Sauron ölmek üzere olan elflere mitrilden yüzük yapmayı öğreterek onların hayatını kurtardı😂

    • @bdleo300
      @bdleo300 Місяць тому +6

      @@raunakbanerjee1558 Well, they are good guys in this show, certainly better than Guyadriel.

  • @dquarks
    @dquarks Місяць тому +353

    They roll the R's like they are auditioning for a Spanish soap opera. 😅

    • @virtuaguyverify
      @virtuaguyverify Місяць тому +22

      "I don't know why you roll your R's... but that's something I can never do"
      -Terminator

    • @avarion9538
      @avarion9538 Місяць тому +2

      or like a farmer in bavaria 😡

    • @joerees337
      @joerees337 Місяць тому

      Like Shawn in psych

    • @nathancoppini6928
      @nathancoppini6928 Місяць тому

      Thankyou I thought I was imagining this

    • @blw4089
      @blw4089 Місяць тому +7

      Spanish soap operas have better acting though.

  • @Arominit
    @Arominit Місяць тому +464

    The Woke Critic is Mount Doom for woke shows, this was brutal 😂

    • @robosing225
      @robosing225 Місяць тому +10

      And very much needed. Holy cow I can barely tolerate the show's scenes even while TWC dices up the entire plot like a salad.

    • @robertofernandez7773
      @robertofernandez7773 Місяць тому +4

      I had to watch it twice. He was so good. Lol

    • @joshuarock4631
      @joshuarock4631 Місяць тому +3

      woke should apply to reacher show too , theres no way one man can do all that , bad writing is bad tired of the term be used to divide when the root issue is just narcissistic toxic behavior the color of the mask doesn't matter

    • @yurikendal4868
      @yurikendal4868 Місяць тому +3

      "woke" implies some effort. This has ZERO effort

    • @emillyyelen5169
      @emillyyelen5169 Місяць тому +1

      @@joshuarock4631 Tolkien>Ludlum>Lee Child...so theres that

  • @lawjef
    @lawjef Місяць тому +63

    TROP demonstrates that there are people of all colours creeds and genders who cannot act to save themselves

    • @jeffsmith5436
      @jeffsmith5436 Місяць тому +4

      DEI lack of talent programs are real

  • @seniorelzappo9919
    @seniorelzappo9919 Місяць тому +262

    This show has spawned an industry with the GDP of a small country , its glorious .

  • @Dmanz67
    @Dmanz67 Місяць тому +87

    SauRrRrRrRrRrRRrrrrron.

    • @BinkyTheElf1
      @BinkyTheElf1 Місяць тому +16

      Missed one ‘R’.

    • @Dr._Atom
      @Dr._Atom Місяць тому

      CelebrRrRrRrrrimborr
      GaladrRrRrRrRrrriel

    • @bdleo300
      @bdleo300 Місяць тому +5

      J. RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. Tolkien

  • @Edi-edi-Ooo
    @Edi-edi-Ooo Місяць тому +33

    As a professor of Anglo-Saxon history and language Tolkien would surely approve of this masterpiece

    • @Dr._Atom
      @Dr._Atom Місяць тому +4

      The video, not the series 😂

  • @FriendlyNeighbourlyPerson
    @FriendlyNeighbourlyPerson Місяць тому +32

    Tom Bombadil is basically Hagrid.
    "You're a wizard Gandlef!"

    • @Twitch_Moderator
      @Twitch_Moderator Місяць тому +4

      I love Gandlef. He is my favorite sorcezard. 😑

    • @bdleo300
      @bdleo300 Місяць тому

      Tom and Gandalf gonna bang.

  • @unitron2005
    @unitron2005 Місяць тому +89

    Fans: Don't you think it is disrespectful for you to defile Tolkien's work this way?
    Amazon: DEAD MEN ARE NO THREAT!

    • @evansabahnur3383
      @evansabahnur3383 Місяць тому +2

      Certain Adolfo: Let me introduce myself

    • @Twitch_Moderator
      @Twitch_Moderator Місяць тому +1

      Maybe if he was still alive, he would be the producer and make sure the writing stays tighter to the books.
      I guess he shouldn't have let himself pass away. 😑

  • @AldrickExGladius
    @AldrickExGladius Місяць тому +42

    So many planks of wood I thought I was watching a fence

  • @slimbombur7922
    @slimbombur7922 Місяць тому +57

    Black Legolas has stepped up a bit since S1.
    All it took was to remove his female companion who told him what to do and say.
    Unfortunately Isildur was not so lucky.

    • @MrGamman3yt
      @MrGamman3yt Місяць тому +8

      It's Incel-dur

    • @sheilaburrowes9081
      @sheilaburrowes9081 Місяць тому +4

      Isildur is fair, as Tolkien would've said, so he'll never get a bump, even though he's the greatest hero of Middle Earth for most of its existence.

    • @bdleo300
      @bdleo300 Місяць тому

      @@sheilaburrowes9081 the greatest hero reduced to a comic relief in this s----it show

  • @IbnHunter
    @IbnHunter Місяць тому +39

    This show had lots of Monty Python potential as a successor, too bad they are taking themselves seriously.

  • @Sickerror
    @Sickerror Місяць тому +37

    wowwwww!!! This show was the best ever !!!! I leave 100 on Rotten tomatoes, and totally not received $$$$ from Bezos for it!!! Don't miss this show!!!

  • @Zzzlol94
    @Zzzlol94 Місяць тому +26

    Inceldur made me start coughing for a minute

  • @clearblue8149
    @clearblue8149 Місяць тому +22

    This show is so wonderfully absolutely amazing, with crisp dialogue and a coherent story that ties seamlessly in to Tolkien’s lore it’s almost indistinguishable from each other. That a new religion has spawned from it.

    • @clearblue8149
      @clearblue8149 Місяць тому

      It’s sarcasm, in case you can’t see the vernacular.

  • @Kendro311
    @Kendro311 Місяць тому +213

    Her face and lips move so little, im convinced she's practicing ventriloquism.

    • @toodlescae
      @toodlescae Місяць тому +12

      I think her botox is too tight. 😂

    • @alesksander
      @alesksander Місяць тому +10

      @@toodlescae Nah she just bad actress.

    • @madjackgamingandfitness498
      @madjackgamingandfitness498 Місяць тому +5

      Anticipation weighs heavily on the actress. Of when to roll the next R in a sentence.

    • @avarion9538
      @avarion9538 Місяць тому +8

      imo she looks like an angry, drunk wine lady, that remembers her ex, who has a better life without her 🥰

    • @Slitheringpeanut
      @Slitheringpeanut Місяць тому

      Nah, she's the dummy.

  • @kendog4971
    @kendog4971 Місяць тому +66

    Watching the Rings is like carving my eyes out with a sporke

    • @carolyns99
      @carolyns99 Місяць тому +8

      I think you mean a sporrrrrrrrrrrk.

    • @jeffsmith5436
      @jeffsmith5436 Місяць тому

      But WAY longer

    • @bdleo300
      @bdleo300 Місяць тому

      It's like listening that faaat she-dwarf singing

  • @OllieTheFirst
    @OllieTheFirst Місяць тому +202

    I cannot stand how they roll their R's every opportunity

    • @virtuaguyverify
      @virtuaguyverify Місяць тому +37

      Elrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrond 😅

    • @OllieTheFirst
      @OllieTheFirst Місяць тому +12

      @@virtuaguyverify nauseating

    • @pazz1239
      @pazz1239 Місяць тому +19

      ​@@virtuaguyverify Saurrhron

    • @Blakmagic88
      @Blakmagic88 Місяць тому +15

      Celebrrrrimborrrrrr!😭

    • @timesupea
      @timesupea Місяць тому +3

      It's only annoying because they think it's going to save them otherwise it's probably the only thing accurate about the show

  • @DemolitionManDemolishes
    @DemolitionManDemolishes Місяць тому +91

    Inceldur... lol

    • @machinedieselx4767
      @machinedieselx4767 Місяць тому +7

      🤣

    • @ivanalmendras6974
      @ivanalmendras6974 Місяць тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

    • @FunkyBandana
      @FunkyBandana Місяць тому +1

      Second season resumed in one word

    • @MelbourneArchviz
      @MelbourneArchviz Місяць тому

      well, they couldn't pass the opportunity to put the man down a peg.

    • @evansabahnur3383
      @evansabahnur3383 Місяць тому +1

      The man who almost scored

  • @malcolmharris3916
    @malcolmharris3916 Місяць тому +50

    Goodness, it`s gonna be a tough decision for the judges at the next Emmys between this and The Acolyte as to who wins the award for best Ensemble Acting. Thank God I am not a judge.

  • @shazmodeus2795
    @shazmodeus2795 Місяць тому +34

    Elrond: "we must get there with great haste, there is no time to waste!"
    *proceeds to walk on foot despite having access to some of the best horses in the land*

    • @hkd8227
      @hkd8227 Місяць тому +2

      To be fair the fellowship didn't use horses to travel either because 1) the terrain was too dangerous and difficult for horses. 2) it was faster to travel on foot 3) riding on horses meant they would more easily be spotted by the enemy and they were traveling in secret.

  • @johand5022
    @johand5022 Місяць тому +47

    Would go so far as to call it the best of Star Wars even.

    • @jeffsmith5436
      @jeffsmith5436 Місяць тому +3

      Indeed! I thought the Sackoshyte was canceled…but when does Anakin Harfoot blow up the Battlestar Galactica?

  • @_Libosido
    @_Libosido Місяць тому +11

    Every fight Galadriel against orcs, looks like when you in a game, you will come into the starting zone, with your max-level character. 🤣

    • @bdleo300
      @bdleo300 Місяць тому

      Even so her combat choreography is cringe, just as her acting skills in general....

  • @mdiggler
    @mdiggler Місяць тому +54

    Amazon handled this source material like a tribe of chimpanzees with a steinway.

    • @tapiolautavaara9532
      @tapiolautavaara9532 Місяць тому

      Chimp-Kween Midget Clarke has throughoutly studiet the rachet hood rats "you can't handle me"-tiktok-lore.

  • @michaelreich4827
    @michaelreich4827 Місяць тому +48

    Another show intentionally committing Mary Sue-icide

    • @rra022001
      @rra022001 Місяць тому +1

      Yeah..don't get Doomcock started😆

  • @penbunk
    @penbunk Місяць тому +134

    we all already know how J R R Tolkien actually wanted to name his master piece as "The Lady of the Rings" to honor all the powerfull and diverse female protagonists of his work, but the solid morality of his age didnt made it possible; gladly, thanks to the skillful writers and contributions from the Tolkien NGO known as Amazon, Tolkien dream can finally came true in its whole glory, such a wonderful time to be alive!

    • @flacodeltoro6675
      @flacodeltoro6675 Місяць тому +3

      @@penbunk 😂😂

    • @pigeonpoo1823
      @pigeonpoo1823 Місяць тому +3

      Amen

    • @FunkyBandana
      @FunkyBandana Місяць тому +2

      Agree

    • @justforever96
      @justforever96 Місяць тому +8

      It's ironic because Tolkien did include strong and powerful females in his work, leaders, women who were even feared by the powerful men ruling the kingdoms. The real Galadriel was spoken of in hushed tones. Not because they feared her kicking in their door and cutting their heads off, but because she held power and magic they didn't understand. A woman shockingly went into battle and killed the Wraith King, but that wasn't good enough for Amazon writers. No, we need to pretend it was totally normal for females to be warriors and there was nothing at all surprising about her dressing up in a man's armor and going to war.

    • @bdleo300
      @bdleo300 Місяць тому

      @@justforever96 That's because these Woke cultists (not just in ROP but in Hollywood today, in all western media) cannot make a strong female character without portraying her more manly than men. That's the only 'strength' they understand: literally make her an invincible brute who wave a big, big sword and kicks men ars....es. Galadriel in the books and Jackson's movies was portrayed very differently, majestic, feminine, her true might was only hinted, yet her actually looked vastly more powerful than this Mary Sue caricature. Galadriel there felt like a divine being unlike this caricature from the Rings of Parody with her cringe combat choreography that cannot impress three years old kid.
      But again, these corpo-globalist muppets can't understand that 'strong' means much more than brute physical force. They are only interested in humiliating men, not because they love women, but because they hate men. They hate everything created by men, including Tolkien. So they need to destroy it and remake in their own sick image.

  • @iknowbutdoyou
    @iknowbutdoyou Місяць тому +29

    Tom Bombadil is a member berry for Hagrid from Harry Potter. Exact same character.

    • @Ingolenuru
      @Ingolenuru Місяць тому

      As written here. Did J.K. Rowlings copy Tom Bombadil for her Hagrid character?

  • @likeAG6likeAG6
    @likeAG6likeAG6 Місяць тому +43

    L Rond put on his place again by our strong girl

  • @Gamerwrldtv
    @Gamerwrldtv Місяць тому +54

    My wife is asian- and when she saw the asian elf, she fell off the couch laughing

    • @yanksfan6833
      @yanksfan6833 Місяць тому +5

      Does she have any sisters?

    • @scottmalkinson6983
      @scottmalkinson6983 Місяць тому +5

      ​@@yanksfan6833I'm Asian. And i have many girl cousins. Want one?

    • @GreyDeathVaccine
      @GreyDeathVaccine Місяць тому +2

      @@yanksfan6833 Damn, you were quick.

    • @yanksfan6833
      @yanksfan6833 Місяць тому +3

      @@scottmalkinson6983 yes. They aren’t diabetic too are they?

    • @scottmalkinson6983
      @scottmalkinson6983 Місяць тому +3

      @@yanksfan6833 One of them is. But she's mine.

  • @crazyralph6386
    @crazyralph6386 Місяць тому +56

    Those check box Elves were so cringe.

  • @justjordan8018
    @justjordan8018 Місяць тому +12

    Oh finally I can enjoy a positive review of my favorite show. I love this show so much as a true fan boy I need to wait for all the episodes to air so I can bench watch them with no interruption. Please no Spoilers.

  • @johns1625
    @johns1625 Місяць тому +8

    Every time Elrond says literally anything, Galadriel always 1 ups him or corrects him lmao. He points out Adar doesn't seem to be in league with Sauron, so perhaps they are fighting each other, and she comes back with "We are ALL at war" 😂
    Shut up El Wrong! Such a dork!

  • @siok4375
    @siok4375 Місяць тому +22

    This show is so good I gouged out my eyes. Thanks Amazon 👍

  • @buscandolaverdad101
    @buscandolaverdad101 Місяць тому +11

    I have watched this video more than 4 times already. I prefer to watch this than rings of power

  • @JustAMindlessDrone
    @JustAMindlessDrone Місяць тому +30

    Ring of Power, personally keeping Nerdrotic, Critical Drinker and Clownfish TV employed for years to come!

  • @ollie1070
    @ollie1070 Місяць тому +47

    There are more rolling R's in this show than when Edmond Hillary dropped a can
    of alphabetti spaghetti down the mountain side!

    • @JB-nj5hn
      @JB-nj5hn Місяць тому +2

      Nay, that’s Sirrrrr…Edmund Hilary, laddie!

  • @LyTashaRachelle
    @LyTashaRachelle Місяць тому +15

    I live for these videos. Absolutely spell binding.

  • @Silva0101
    @Silva0101 Місяць тому +8

    Amazon "I am altering the deal, pray i dont alter it further"

  • @MrLorbu
    @MrLorbu Місяць тому +19

    "Inceldur" alone is worth a comment^^

  • @Dauntless1
    @Dauntless1 Місяць тому +28

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🍻🍻🍻🍻 Have a drink every time Sauron's name is mentioned by Left-tenant GladYourWell.

    • @kalithrall
      @kalithrall Місяць тому +5

      That's Saurrrron to you.

    • @Dauntless1
      @Dauntless1 Місяць тому +1

      @@kalithrall 🤣🍻 ... More like Sourrrrr-on. 🤪🤣🤣🍻

    • @pazz1239
      @pazz1239 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@kalithrallSahrrron

    • @jeffsmith5436
      @jeffsmith5436 Місяць тому +1

      I did. Now I have a bad stomachache and an empty can of Draino…oh well, at least I won’t have to watch episode 4…

    • @lawrencefrost9063
      @lawrencefrost9063 Місяць тому

      @@pazz1239 Shaaaaaaaaaarroooooooooooooooon! - Ozy

  • @Zoddlander
    @Zoddlander Місяць тому +3

    "Thank you for making Middle earth look just like our earth!". nailed it!
    good vid!

  • @math925
    @math925 Місяць тому +4

    "There's no team in I" got a belly laugh out of me. Your writing is as crisp as ever.

  • @Papamarmottin
    @Papamarmottin Місяць тому +20

    I was struck with awe - or perhaps was it sheer weariness - at the sight of your labor. Pray, how didst thou endure the long, dreary hours to perfect such profoundly captivating moments lost in the distant fog of insignificance?
    Surely, the task was more perilous than a journey to Mordor itself!

  • @yash019
    @yash019 Місяць тому +89

    Yo why the fuck do they all roll their R's in that stupid way?

    • @reqontra
      @reqontra Місяць тому +5

      Because it's the way it is pronounced in most of Europe, including many parts of UK.

    • @yash019
      @yash019 Місяць тому +8

      @@reqontra nah I mean for the elvish words

    • @madjackgamingandfitness498
      @madjackgamingandfitness498 Місяць тому +17

      They do it at random. I can’t even call that an accent.

    • @FriendlyNeighbourlyPerson
      @FriendlyNeighbourlyPerson Місяць тому +1

      CalaAABRIMBooooOOOORRRR

    • @dunzhen
      @dunzhen Місяць тому +1

      why's it just seem pretentious when this show does it?

  • @TheNuclearGeek
    @TheNuclearGeek Місяць тому +16

    Even as sarcasm it's too bad to even laugh at. Apathy really is much worse than hate.

  • @machinedieselx4767
    @machinedieselx4767 Місяць тому +104

    "Im pretty epic, ngl. I killed an ice troll in under 3 seconds with a flip and everything. For reals, no cap." Amazons Galadriel on being a pouty and rude Girl Boss.

    • @theheebs100
      @theheebs100 Місяць тому +3

      Ok, but hear me out. I would kind of appreciate if just one character in the show randomly talked like some gen-z insert to highlight how pompous and and forced the dialogue in the show is.

    • @jackburton1455
      @jackburton1455 Місяць тому +1

      @@theheebs100 yeah, they shouldn't be so Beta about it in their goon cave and just rizz us....no cap

    • @theheebs100
      @theheebs100 Місяць тому +1

      @@jackburton1455 all fax no printer, fam.

    • @jackburton1455
      @jackburton1455 Місяць тому +1

      @@theheebs100 TBF, I'm 41. I haven't a clue what any of it means.

    • @theheebs100
      @theheebs100 Місяць тому +1

      @@jackburton1455 how do you do, fellow kid. I'm 38. haha

  • @dave55ides
    @dave55ides Місяць тому +29

    Tough gig for Elrond, not only is Guyladriel his former co worker, she is also, as Arwen’s grandmother, his mother-in-law! Hence the looks!!

    • @flacodeltoro6675
      @flacodeltoro6675 Місяць тому +1

      @@dave55ides 😂😂😂

    • @vegacula
      @vegacula Місяць тому +2

      I've given this a fair bit of thought as well 😂

    • @bigheadrhino
      @bigheadrhino 22 дні тому

      Wait, what? The fact that they have a thing and then he marries her daughter is super creepy

  • @Liftinglinguist
    @Liftinglinguist Місяць тому +3

    Can't wait to see Orc families presenting their woes on Dr.Phil. "My son just sits on the Palantir all day, he hasn't pillaged once in three months."

  • @MyFokMan
    @MyFokMan Місяць тому +8

    These rhymes are making me tear up from laughing so hard, what a fantastic video you've made 🤣

  • @mortitiaadams5545
    @mortitiaadams5545 Місяць тому +45

    Galadriel was called a Karen Sue by a youtuber... 🤣🤣🤣

  • @deesee6009
    @deesee6009 Місяць тому +10

    I was utterly stunned and braved by galadree-el

  • @Dmanz67
    @Dmanz67 Місяць тому +13

    Tolkien would say "Yaaaaaaaasss, Queen"!

  • @grimgent
    @grimgent Місяць тому +27

    You are so generous, smart and strong in many ways, I suspect you may be a woman of colour.

    • @FunkyBandana
      @FunkyBandana Місяць тому +1

      and lesbian

    • @Peremptor
      @Peremptor Місяць тому +1

      ​@FunkyBandana and most likely a PhD in a few social sciences.

    • @FunkyBandana
      @FunkyBandana Місяць тому +1

      @@Peremptor haha and expert in break dancing!

    • @fritolaid6805
      @fritolaid6805 Місяць тому

      Trans womxn

    • @Peremptor
      @Peremptor Місяць тому

      @@FunkyBandana Hopefully they make it into one of those unending soap operas... these powerful WOCs have so much to teach us.

  • @crazyhorse2542
    @crazyhorse2542 Місяць тому +98

    I didn't believe that Tolkien could be bettered, how wrong was I. Well played Amazon 👍

  • @peteinthedesert7082
    @peteinthedesert7082 Місяць тому +4

    A 5’3 power goddess, strongest of all living things, best looking, smartest and wisest of em all, best swordsman,…. errr, swordsperson, best detective (although that wig confused her for a while). The Rings of Power Season 2, the best shyte Amazon prime has produced since…. umm, … since the beginning of summer! 😂

  • @beatjunkybg
    @beatjunkybg Місяць тому +15

    This show reminds me more and more of The Witcher, let's hope it follows the same fate

    • @bdleo300
      @bdleo300 Місяць тому +1

      It reminds me of the Witcher since the episode one, although Witcher was actually better - at least Henry Cavill was a better actor than these muppets.

    • @beatjunkybg
      @beatjunkybg Місяць тому

      @@bdleo300 Oh for sure, Henry is a delight

  • @ChaosBasedForm
    @ChaosBasedForm Місяць тому +6

    This is in fact really sad, such an amazing story to elaborate on, millions of dollars to invest into an amazing experience, and this is what we get? how can the directors think that this was a "good show"? It's unbelievable how so many people can be disconnected from reality and make so many bad decisions without realizing that this is horrible

  • @thatdude7513
    @thatdude7513 Місяць тому +8

    That opening stanza had my ribs hurting. Subscribed.

  • @onehitkill8895
    @onehitkill8895 Місяць тому +8

    I remember years ago being excited to hear about Lord of the Rings, Shannara, Wheel of Time, Willow, and Witcher shows being made. I was so excited!
    Now I'm just disappointed, and have little hope for any good fantasy shows being made by Hollywood.

    • @Flaschenteufel
      @Flaschenteufel Місяць тому +3

      Witcher...i was so hyped and then it was just a worse Xena. With a marvellous Cavill but it would have been better if they just had him act his lines on a stage.

    • @onehitkill8895
      @onehitkill8895 Місяць тому +1

      @@Flaschenteufel Yeah, Cavill was just about the only good thing about The Witcher show.

    • @atlanteean
      @atlanteean Місяць тому +1

      Shannara was way more enjoyable than this piece of crap

    • @onehitkill8895
      @onehitkill8895 Місяць тому +1

      @@atlanteean Agreed. I enjoyed the first season, but I didn't much care for the second season.

  • @tisucitisin1
    @tisucitisin1 Місяць тому +10

    Inceldur made me chuckle, good one!

  • @xraypunch5959
    @xraypunch5959 Місяць тому +9

    This channel REALLY needs more subs.

  • @marcushillerstrom25
    @marcushillerstrom25 Місяць тому +22

    I loved the moment when Galadriel came upon 100 orcs and said “They have me completely suRRounded, those pooR bastaRds”

    • @tapiolautavaara9532
      @tapiolautavaara9532 Місяць тому +1

      You might have missed about a hundrred rrrrs therrrrrrrre.

    • @bdleo300
      @bdleo300 Місяць тому

      @@tapiolautavaara9532 J.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R.R. Tolkien

  • @septillion2501
    @septillion2501 Місяць тому +51

    10:14 I'm glad to see the woman who played Yennifer in Netflix's The Witcher landed on her feet after that show was canceled.

  • @dronesclubhighjinks
    @dronesclubhighjinks Місяць тому +9

    This is the stunningest and braviest review I have yet seen /
    Granting more sheen /
    To our eleven Queen
    GaladriHELL
    😂

  • @zeroark6915
    @zeroark6915 Місяць тому +36

    Not gonna lie,the characters got such a glow up.That they might as well be on Rupaul's drag race.🙈

  • @iddles2o
    @iddles2o Місяць тому +6

    ‘More Boss than Hugo Boss’ that line will go down in History!

  • @thorstensteffen8422
    @thorstensteffen8422 Місяць тому +12

    Yes yes cringe of Power is awesome ❤

  • @emreeren13
    @emreeren13 Місяць тому +92

    How is it possible that these writers don't know that female orcs and baby orcs don't exist in Tolkiens work? I'm puking.

    • @RoganGunn
      @RoganGunn Місяць тому

      Well, ackshually... 🤓 Tolkien did say that orcs reproduced "in the manner of the Children of Illuvatar" i.e. they reproduced by mating and having kids like men and elves, so there must have been orc women who had babies, but he never specified they had traditional family units. Perhaps they were bred captive in litters or whatnot, and raised en masse.
      Not that I'm defending this trash adaptation - it's F-tier garbage and I bet they didn't know the above quote. They clearly just wanted to humanise the orcs, because normalising evil is what they're all about.

    • @darkomen1078
      @darkomen1078 Місяць тому +18

      In The Silmarillion it is written “Orcs multiply in the manner of the Children of Ilúvatar.” and that is the elves and men. So, yes orcs have sex and orc babies does exist even though he never mentions babies. And in both The Hobbit and LOTR, Tolkien writes of the orc Bolg and his father Azog. And if it is a father there probably is a mother.

    • @davidfbenko
      @davidfbenko Місяць тому +2

      @@darkomen1078oh my god!

    • @TransRoofKorean
      @TransRoofKorean Місяць тому +9

      perhaps you should read Tolkien's work instead of describing what you haven't read
      ofc they exist, just like female and baby dwarves exist, they're just never really described or shown
      and "peaceful, loving" orc families is obviously absurd, it's true

    • @emreeren13
      @emreeren13 Місяць тому +25

      @@darkomen1078 You have no clue, do you? Tolkien never decided on that matter. What gives you the right to decide there where female orcs and babies if the creator himself couldn't? Bolg having a father doesn't mean there are female orcs, nor babies. Tolkien said orcs are corrupted elves. Then he had troubles solving the lifespan problem bcs he didn't want forever living orcs. Then he wrote about corrupted men, but had troubles solving the first age problem. Then he tried with fallen Maiar, but wasn't satisfied either (obviously). And then he died without ever answering this question. So well... Let's put this unsolved problem in a show, shall we Amazon? Why are you spreading nonsense alongside this horrible company?

  • @toodlescae
    @toodlescae Місяць тому +7

    You got me at first. I thought you were serious. 😂😂😂
    Personally I'm rooting for Sauron to take out bad clone of Galadriel so we can visit the real one in Lorien....with her husband and daughter.

  • @darkspectro2948
    @darkspectro2948 Місяць тому +9

    The star wars reference was perfect hahaha

  • @FunkyBandana
    @FunkyBandana Місяць тому +9

    Inceldur... damn that's savage hahaha

  • @zatanyilz4236
    @zatanyilz4236 Місяць тому +3

    The 10/10 caught me. Someone actually liked this garbage? Oh no. The irony/cynicism began immediately, thankfully. Great humor!

  • @RainBird88x
    @RainBird88x Місяць тому +4

    Move over Acolyte, the REAL show of the year is here!

  • @zrocks2001
    @zrocks2001 Місяць тому +5

    ""the first the last the every Skywalker"🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Tahjman1donjm
    @Tahjman1donjm Місяць тому +9

    I know their almost tempted to give us a lesbian elf couple 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @acdy1107
    @acdy1107 Місяць тому +3

    Thank you Jeff Bezos for making Tolkien's middle-earth look just like our earth. 😂😂😂

  • @lightmind5719
    @lightmind5719 Місяць тому +1

    'Galadriel, synonym for beautyfell'
    What?!!! 😂😂

  • @kungfupanda3973
    @kungfupanda3973 Місяць тому +3

    “The lady of the woods hits the only lady around…like Tiger Woods?!”…really dawg? 😂🤣😂…C’mon man! You wrong for that! 😂

  • @user-zq6sz2cr6g
    @user-zq6sz2cr6g Місяць тому +12

    10:48 Only speechless for a moment. As soon as he recovered, I'm sure he would have found many, many terms to use. A whole dictionary, in fact. 😂

  • @alwaysgood3913
    @alwaysgood3913 Місяць тому +9

    You rhyme really really well

  • @matane2465
    @matane2465 Місяць тому +7

    Tolkien wanted to create mythology for Europe but couldn't make it accurate with all the colorful people across ancient Europe. But thanks to recent BBC shows, we all know that there were colorful people across Europe, such as black Anne Boleyn. Now we can get the real middle earth. Thank you.

  • @XSV15
    @XSV15 Місяць тому +7

    The way they pronounce Sauron and roll every. Damn. “R” is making me nauseous

  • @lukegalea3353
    @lukegalea3353 Місяць тому +1

    Bro , you just earned a subscription.. excellent narration!

  • @Rampagedd
    @Rampagedd Місяць тому +13

    😂😂😂 you are brilliant.

  • @ajmgdaj
    @ajmgdaj Місяць тому +2

    I fully agree. Arondir not asking for consent as he felt his way up her bark towards her cherry-blossoms would have me go down one point...

  • @x-think7614
    @x-think7614 Місяць тому +4

    On par with The Naked Gun. Glorious parody!