Trump's Capitol Riot Demands Denied, Alex Jones’ $965 Million Hissy Fit & MORE KIDS for Herschel?

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  • Опубліковано 20 вер 2024
  • NASA rammed a spaceship into an asteroid a few weeks ago to knock it off course and it worked, a few commercials ran back to back during the Dodgers game last night that really said it all, the series finale of the January 6th hearings are tomorrow and Liz Cheney and the gang are expected to present new evidence, Trump is said to be furious that they wouldn’t let him go to the Capitol himself to lead his army of dumb, Trump wants the Supreme Court to step in and rule on the documents stashed in his basement at Mar-a-Lago, Herschel Walker sat down with ABC News last night to set the record straight on his abortion scandal, we’ve learned about three children he kept out of the public eye and there could be more on the way, Alex Jones was ordered to pay $965 Million in damages to families affected by the Sandy Hook shootings, and we check in with Jessica Chastain whose dressing room somehow turned into a Spirit Halloween store.
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  • @Freespirit5371
    @Freespirit5371 Рік тому +691

    Thank you to the jury for standing up for these families who were bullied and harassed by Alex Jones for his personal financial gain! The money isn't enough to compensate these families for the emotional pain they have endured, Alex Jones belongs in prison for his deliberate attack on these families because what Alex Jones did to these families was cruel and inhumane.

    • @teresabates1498
      @teresabates1498 Рік тому +34

      Well said agree

    • @thomasprice8127
      @thomasprice8127 Рік тому

      Hey Rick, no one twisted PPL'S arms into tuning into Alex Jones. This frivolous law suit dreamed up by some "Ambulance chasing" attorney only made the lawyer rich. If I lost a child like these poor families did, no amount of money is going to compensate my loss or make me feel better. It's not going to bring back my child. Where did all of that $$ go? $965 million divided among 30 families equal $ 33 million per family. You could never convince me that those families received that much. I think a lot of law firms got rich from exploitation. The real crime lies in the lap of the attorney for exploitation of innocent people. My opinion only.

    • @babybijou969
      @babybijou969 Рік тому +14

      This.

    • @John-jy3qf
      @John-jy3qf Рік тому

      This will be used against people like you one day. What Jones did was wrong, the precedent set, is far, far worse.

    • @ivanvillamil2764
      @ivanvillamil2764 Рік тому +31

      What is sad he still mocking in his show at the same time they were saying the amount for him to pay

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander Рік тому +496

    Interviewer: “Are you sitting in front of me right now?”
    Herschel Walker: “No.”

    • @t.nelson9345
      @t.nelson9345 Рік тому +12

      Agreed 👍💯

    • @chaos2255
      @chaos2255 Рік тому +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @DrownedInExile
      @DrownedInExile Рік тому +15

      "Can you tell your butt from your elbow?"
      "No."

    • @studleydewrite2942
      @studleydewrite2942 Рік тому

      Say it,Jimmy! Say it louder,Jimmy! Say it again,Jimmy!
      Remember that?
      What a pathetic worm he is.

    • @JellyBean-lo4sl
      @JellyBean-lo4sl Рік тому +17

      Next question: "Do you ever tell the truth?" No

  • @panagea2007
    @panagea2007 Рік тому +253

    Walker: "Lies, Lies, Lies."
    Us: "Receipts, Receipts, Receipts."
    Walker: "Sh^t! Sh^t! Sh^t!"

    • @seanbrown9048
      @seanbrown9048 Рік тому +8

      Shhheeeiiittt

    • @mypillowguy445
      @mypillowguy445 Рік тому

      He should pull out, abort his campaign and run back home to the kids he acknowledges.

    • @lanagoddess8386
      @lanagoddess8386 Рік тому

      And Abraham s better , y'all better get more buffet there

    • @JellyBean-lo4sl
      @JellyBean-lo4sl Рік тому +1

      Hershey "What's a receipt? Do you mean catching a football?"

    • @kevin2400
      @kevin2400 Рік тому

      Let’s go Brandon

  • @knbsd3876
    @knbsd3876 Рік тому +74

    You’re right Jimmy about the stalling. Why can’t the media simply pose the question, Do we care more about the country or T****?

    • @anitavisram8346
      @anitavisram8346 Рік тому

      Sorry it won't be easy to get a Trump supporter to flip.
      They think they are Patriots supporting a proper President, what they DON'T realise is the president they are supporting is a criminal. And is facing jail time. Not very patriotic!

    • @jimb8199
      @jimb8199 Рік тому

      Only the libs see that as the only choice.

    • @Michael-tl2yj
      @Michael-tl2yj Рік тому

      Both one in the same, you democrats are actively destroying our country as we speak

    • @tomcatting5561
      @tomcatting5561 Рік тому +3

      I think we're all afraid to hear the answer. it's all about the money. 😰

    • @opaltaberna6817
      @opaltaberna6817 Рік тому

      Yeah, people aren’t getting any money, not
      even Florida. Only corrupt, rotten bad politicians !

  • @robertblaney5033
    @robertblaney5033 Рік тому +156

    My mom said Herschel Walker was my Dad, but I know that’s a lie because I’m able to speak in complete sentences 🤪

    • @marih3286
      @marih3286 Рік тому +10

      No honey. Take that DNA paternity test. He won't live forever. Get in line for your cut of his holdings, if he has any.

    • @kathy-t5q
      @kathy-t5q Рік тому

      😂

    • @chriscuzzin5995
      @chriscuzzin5995 Рік тому

      Lol facts

    • @dtdasap6221
      @dtdasap6221 Рік тому

      Your mom doesn't like you that much with such a joke!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @JohnTLyon
      @JohnTLyon Рік тому

      😅🤣😂

  • @bianca-sg8zq
    @bianca-sg8zq Рік тому +217

    "Pulling out is not his thing..." LMFAO!! Jimmy, love you!!!♡♡♡

  • @stevewarwick2103
    @stevewarwick2103 Рік тому +276

    There's literally no end to Herschel Walker's dirty laundry!

    • @MikeHoncho884
      @MikeHoncho884 Рік тому

      oh, I agree, There’s really no end to Herschel Walker stupidity!!!

    • @TheGuinever
      @TheGuinever Рік тому +19

      He should switch to doing Tide ads.

    • @user-sv9nb8ky2t
      @user-sv9nb8ky2t Рік тому +20

      @@TheGuinever Tide had four letters and is too complex for Herschel.

    • @johndolan5076
      @johndolan5076 Рік тому +2

      he played on the jersey generals a football league team trump invested in.

    • @TECHBEATZ1200
      @TECHBEATZ1200 Рік тому

      politicians with a squeaky clean past ? 0% People who are hypocrites and lower IQ's? the Dems

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 Рік тому +161

    Until Alex Jones is no longer on the airwaves, able to grift and show his face to society, justice has not been served.

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 Рік тому +13

      Meanwhile, though Alex Jones says God is his judge, this one is doing a pretty good job standing in. 😆

    • @shahnulislam9897
      @shahnulislam9897 Рік тому +14

      Fear not there are more lawsuits coming in Texas next

    • @jzilla1234
      @jzilla1234 Рік тому +1

      I want to see jones destitute in a muddy ditch

    • @SchoolforHackers
      @SchoolforHackers Рік тому +12

      Just meet him at the door every day after work, and confiscate the day’s earnings. Every penny. Every day.

    • @drphot6050
      @drphot6050 Рік тому

      And they won't get nowhere near the ridiculous amount said to be awarded

  • @M_SC
    @M_SC Рік тому +266

    If the document is so sensitive that national security is threatened by the prosecutor reading it alone in his office then the defence has submitted evidence of guilt and the case can be decided right now

    • @sebamadeuswolfgangkalishnikopf
      @sebamadeuswolfgangkalishnikopf Рік тому +8

      You’re not the smart one in your town, huh Princess.

    • @JB.1234
      @JB.1234 Рік тому +1

      @@sebamadeuswolfgangkalishnikopf telling someone they are not smart and leaving no rebuttal to their opinion just leaves you looking like a hopeless loser. JSYK

    • @dabbernaffyjones4063
      @dabbernaffyjones4063 Рік тому +2

      You guys are always wrong but let’s see lol

    • @sebamadeuswolfgangkalishnikopf
      @sebamadeuswolfgangkalishnikopf Рік тому

      @@dabbernaffyjones4063 always wrong, never admit it, make up lies to cover up their lies

    • @rpwbass
      @rpwbass Рік тому

      @@sebamadeuswolfgangkalishnikopf That's pretty rich coming from your dirty little corner of the trailer park.

  • @sandyedwards2681
    @sandyedwards2681 Рік тому +20

    The Raphael Warnock endorsement was awesome!

  • @williamdelong8265
    @williamdelong8265 Рік тому +64

    Walker looks scariest when he smiles. Walker makes Tramp look smart.

    • @dragomilosevic4823
      @dragomilosevic4823 Рік тому +4

      Biden makes a watermelon seem smart

    • @miapdx503
      @miapdx503 Рік тому

      Yes, that's probably why he likes him around, the guy makes him feel intelligent. He makes pla-do look intelligent. The Rethuglikkkan party just goes lower, and lower...the drained the swamp and filled a cesspool. 🤢

    • @larrygarland3728
      @larrygarland3728 Рік тому +10

      @@dragomilosevic4823 , Shows how smart you are!

    • @dragomilosevic4823
      @dragomilosevic4823 Рік тому

      @@larrygarland3728 that Im smarter than biden? well I know thats not tough to beat. What's your point?

    • @judibiggerstaff8054
      @judibiggerstaff8054 Рік тому +2

      Nothing could do that

  • @NicoleAZ145
    @NicoleAZ145 Рік тому +16

    That was a funny bit at the end. “Just ‘til my manager gets back. He’s out smoking weed” 😂

  • @goldenstate66
    @goldenstate66 Рік тому +10

    Hearing about the families and children being threatened and the father talking about the desecration of his son's tombstone is disgusting, especially when it comes from the same people who claim to care more about America's children than anyone else.

    • @worstcaseofcrabsever5510
      @worstcaseofcrabsever5510 Рік тому +1

      Now he can get all of Alex Jones's money & he will be rich. Yay. You think George W, Bush should have to pay for the "weapons of mass destruction" hoax? I mean it was a whole war over that right? Maybe you don't care so much about tens of thousands of dead Middle Easterners. Their dads never got to on camera for you. Its a cash grab by greedy lawyers you are cheerleading for instead. I hope your big sister is proud.

    • @Ajhcr
      @Ajhcr Рік тому +5

      Also claim to be “good Christian’s” every time I hear that from someone, I am on high alert!

  • @alwayshavestrengthjoy7450
    @alwayshavestrengthjoy7450 Рік тому +167

    Laughing my tail off on the Hershel Walker DNA test. Just adore Kimmel. You gotta laugh to keep from crying 😭 😅😂😊

    • @vincentvega3968
      @vincentvega3968 Рік тому +5

      Amen! I think he’s my Dad too 🤣

    • @davidsignor7931
      @davidsignor7931 Рік тому +6

      This is why college football should have implemented concussion protocols years ago

    • @ttacking_you
      @ttacking_you Рік тому +1

      @@davidsignor7931 wouldn't that stand in the way of all the profits

    • @youngpolar
      @youngpolar Рік тому

      This whole show is a brainwashing operation disguised as comedy..

    • @shlepmessing8703
      @shlepmessing8703 Рік тому

      @@ttacking_you Yeah... profiting is SO bad. And football players know nothing about the risks.

  • @gloriamcnutt9466
    @gloriamcnutt9466 Рік тому +26

    Omg that dam kimmel is a trip, that sunburned Walrus was hilarious!

    • @dragomilosevic4823
      @dragomilosevic4823 Рік тому

      Remember that next time democrats say their being harrased, bullied or been subject to misogyny

  • @AGMundy
    @AGMundy Рік тому +145

    Interviewer "You said you would sue over these allegations. Have you sued ?"
    Herschel Walker "No"

    • @ParahSalin
      @ParahSalin Рік тому +13

      This is because his own lawyer was like WTF?!

    • @Living_Life242
      @Living_Life242 Рік тому +9

      @@ParahSalin Knowingly filing frivolous and/or fraudulent lawsuits is itself a crime.

    • @ParahSalin
      @ParahSalin Рік тому +1

      @@Living_Life242 I don’t know what you’re referring to.

    • @Living_Life242
      @Living_Life242 Рік тому +3

      @@ParahSalin A lawyer with half of a brain isn’t going to file a blatantly false and easily debunked lawsuit against a woman who has already shown evidence of her claims while their client (Hershel) claims he doesn’t have any history with another one of his baby mommas. We’ve seen Guiliani and Powell flush their careers and credibility down the toilet. If I was Walker’s legal representative, I’d quit before I even considered humoring his insane delusions and dared filing such a thing.

    • @ParahSalin
      @ParahSalin Рік тому

      @@Living_Life242 oh I see. Agree completely. I was watching the hearings today with all the band of thieves that pled the 5th. Plus Alex Jones and the pillow guy having to pay all that money.

  • @anthonypai6127
    @anthonypai6127 Рік тому +14

    “Sun burnt walrus “ hahah

  • @vi2623
    @vi2623 Рік тому +3

    “Donnie and the Degenerates” … 😆🤣😆😂😆🤣 Omg, how I love you, Jimmy “Kymball” (per your guy who impersonates nut job Mike Lyndell.) Thanks for helping us cope through the insanity of the T-Rump years …

  • @billdesinger8604
    @billdesinger8604 Рік тому +84

    Some people are said to suck the oxygen out of a room. In Walker’s case it’s IQ points from everyone.

    • @melissamorton1282
      @melissamorton1282 Рік тому +1

      That's epic 😂😂😂

    • @marvinmartin4692
      @marvinmartin4692 Рік тому +4

      Along with trumpy! He alone has brought down the national average IQ!

    • @haroldhead7555
      @haroldhead7555 Рік тому +1

      I am no fan of Warnock but Walker is less than a "one trick pony".

    • @michaeld9682
      @michaeld9682 Рік тому

      @@marvinmartin4692 how does it feel living in a fake bubble?

    • @marvinmartin4692
      @marvinmartin4692 Рік тому

      Well Michael I do live in the the so called birthplace of the Republican Party. So yea there’s a biggly bubble here! Very few living in reality!

  • @tylerg6241
    @tylerg6241 Рік тому +43

    Pulling out isn't his thing
    Bonus for this writer

  • @indigowolf556
    @indigowolf556 Рік тому +27

    Jimmy you scored with that monologue!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @eternalskeptic
    @eternalskeptic Рік тому +100

    He invited
    He incited
    They rioted
    Then he denied it
    Even though he'd implied it
    Now he must be indicted

  • @mg19cal
    @mg19cal Рік тому +67

    Dang man, imagine telling a lie that cost you $1 billion. He really made it to the "found out" round of the "f+$k around" game

    • @aneliaprodanova
      @aneliaprodanova Рік тому +2

      😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

    • @elmerjfapp5730
      @elmerjfapp5730 Рік тому

      You should read the banned book nobody died at sandy hook, I read it a year after the incident and theres a lot of unaccounted pieces of evidence that it was a drill. And if they really wanted to stop harassment targeted at families they'd charge the people actually doing it not the person who lied to them.

    • @TiggerToo27
      @TiggerToo27 Рік тому

      I'm just a regular person, but if I had lied like Alex Jones has to his fan base, oh my God. As a youth, my lies would have been benign in the great scheme of things. But if I'd spread rumors and falsehoods that could hurt another person, my parents would have beat me to death.

  • @gal1885
    @gal1885 Рік тому +7

    The way he said “or we let the asteroid hit us” 🤣 …. same lol

  • @dblaq7301
    @dblaq7301 Рік тому +34

    I bet Jones has pulled in millions in donations already.

    • @marvinmartin4692
      @marvinmartin4692 Рік тому +9

      He’s still just grifting!

    • @malcolmsheen777
      @malcolmsheen777 Рік тому

      Yup and all for staged nonsense. AJ’s controlled op, there to discredit real truthers and this is merely a stunt to make them fearful of speaking out. It won’t work because any real truther would’ve won by presenting evidence of the fakery instead of backtracking. Has anyone here believing the narrative actually looked into it or do you just take the word of MSM which 95% of is controlled worldwide by a handful of large corporations?

    • @masche54
      @masche54 Рік тому

      Most with the same Iq as the trumpoids 3.5 or less

    • @lizardog
      @lizardog Рік тому +6

      Trump sure is, so why not Jones. Con men gonna con.

    • @marih3286
      @marih3286 Рік тому +3

      It's been said "A fool and his money are soon parted"

  • @Don-ol8ze
    @Don-ol8ze Рік тому +13

    Alex Jones and his ilk really do have no shame. Sickening.

    • @chenzen1578
      @chenzen1578 Рік тому +1

      I bet they will feel something if they loose all their money to their victims.

  • @dyskelia
    @dyskelia Рік тому +184

    Guillermo is my hero out there acting along side academy award winning actors all day 🥰🥰

    • @spaceengineer1452
      @spaceengineer1452 Рік тому +1

      I don’t see the point of him being on the show. He’s certainly not funny.

    • @ducducgoose989
      @ducducgoose989 Рік тому +5

      @@spaceengineer1452 I’ve been wondering the same thing for years. It’s kinda cringy isn’t it? Idk, good for him for getting the gig of a lifetime though 👍🏻

    • @brianford8493
      @brianford8493 Рік тому

      Actor schmactor....hollywood is part of the problem....sexing up all the garbage thats eating you up right now....pats on the back for pretending for millions of dollars

    • @helgahaa
      @helgahaa Рік тому +3

      @@spaceengineer1452I dont get it at all eithet but its good for him Kimmel likes him so kudos

    • @TheGuinever
      @TheGuinever Рік тому +3

      He's a Four Petite, so....

  • @lilwil-ns3uo
    @lilwil-ns3uo Рік тому +139

    How rotten to the core do you have to be to have a bunch of librarians have to push back on him.

    • @richardreynolds6398
      @richardreynolds6398 Рік тому +1

      shhhh!

    • @haze__9075
      @haze__9075 Рік тому +1

      You mean the same librarians who want pornography in the libraries?

    • @stocksandblonds44
      @stocksandblonds44 Рік тому

      @@haze__9075
      if I were a Librarian, I would want porn available for my viewing pleasure.

    • @marioncrane09
      @marioncrane09 Рік тому

      How rotten is your sentence structure ?

    • @michaeld9682
      @michaeld9682 Рік тому

      You mean like 20 million illegals?

  • @buttersstotch6752
    @buttersstotch6752 Рік тому +43

    Herschel walker's got that "maybe i can hit that" smile like he's flirting with Linsey Davis. Like if he keeps smiling at her it's gonna be charming instead of creepy. Like "hey, you wanna get drinks, or is that just my concussions talking?"

    • @carolyntalbot947
      @carolyntalbot947 Рік тому

      He's such a typical, textbook abuser and sexual predator--no wonder he makes for a perfect Republican token candidate. His only qualification was being black while expressing fealty to Trump and contempt for women.

    • @krystaltaylor8634
      @krystaltaylor8634 Рік тому

      Hilarious 😂

  • @gaywizard2000
    @gaywizard2000 Рік тому +3

    Jesus, that Walker guy should be manning a Mystery Bus in a Netflix cartoon!

  • @Diana_L.
    @Diana_L. Рік тому +3

    They really need to start requiring an IQ test of people running for public office.

    • @Octa9on
      @Octa9on Рік тому

      I'd settle for an "ability to obey the law" test

    • @Diana_L.
      @Diana_L. Рік тому +1

      @@Octa9on But to obey the law, you need to be able to understand the law.

  • @alcasnax
    @alcasnax Рік тому +47

    Justice served for those families❤

    • @drphot6050
      @drphot6050 Рік тому +3

      How?

    • @cbpd89
      @cbpd89 Рік тому

      Best part is: more damages to come. This isn't even the final number. I hope they put Jones in garnishment for the rest of his life.

  • @Kalyandra
    @Kalyandra Рік тому +69

    I worked at Spirit Halloween for two seasons and Halloween City for two seasons. This bit is accurate. 😂

  • @elvisGman1024
    @elvisGman1024 Рік тому +9

    This $965 million dollar lawsuit is a kick on Alex's Co-Jones!

  • @meetupspeakup4161
    @meetupspeakup4161 Рік тому +73

    Pulling out isn't his thing 🤣🤣

  • @massivecumshot
    @massivecumshot Рік тому +11

    Can you imagine the values and intelligence of someone who'd vote for Herschel Walker? A barnyard animal has more sense.

  • @Crimethoughtfull
    @Crimethoughtfull Рік тому +18

    Seriously, if I was one of those tragically unfortunate families, Jones would be chained in my basement by now. But those folks are better than me.

    • @jamc666
      @jamc666 Рік тому +1

      He's stealing someone else's oxygen

    • @anitavisram8346
      @anitavisram8346 Рік тому +1

      Now he will pay where it hurts!

  • @getonthelist5620
    @getonthelist5620 Рік тому +58

    Imagine how funny it would have been if they had complimented her on how great her Dallas Bryce Howard cosplay looked.

    • @JaredLS10
      @JaredLS10 Рік тому +5

      Lol, that is a missed opportunity. Someone walks up to her and says she was great in Jurassic World.

    • @patdoyle2003
      @patdoyle2003 Рік тому +1

      @@JaredLS10 I would. She looked great.

  • @IAmSuzyQ
    @IAmSuzyQ Рік тому +8

    Sorry Alex...Speech is free but you have to pay for your LIES!

    • @spacerat9676
      @spacerat9676 Рік тому +1

      Good one

    • @G4G3PLAYS
      @G4G3PLAYS Рік тому

      So then speech isn't free. Because he apologized multiple times. And the fact the mainstream media blew up his news story even more putting more eyes on it than ever. That would cause more damage to the families right? So do they pay as well? Im just trying to figure out how almost a billion dollars is what these families need to move forward.

  • @pishedbloke
    @pishedbloke Рік тому +520

    It's unbelievable how wide the full spectrum of American intelligence spans.

    • @michaelj.beglinjr.2804
      @michaelj.beglinjr.2804 Рік тому +25

      It's almost like over 330,000,000 people would be a little diverse, huh?

    • @davediamond7228
      @davediamond7228 Рік тому +69

      just watch a trump rally to know the intelligence

    • @rodneyfoster9719
      @rodneyfoster9719 Рік тому +9

      @@davediamond7228 Go into an urban neighborhood in most major cities to know the intelligence. MANNNNNN!

    • @BurdenofTheMighty
      @BurdenofTheMighty Рік тому

      @@davediamond7228 Trumpers tend to be intellectually deficit i agree. Though they have the greater probability of winning so i’ll side with them. I apologize, but i simply can’t stand these price increases.

    • @heavenhelpus479
      @heavenhelpus479 Рік тому +6

      You meant to say narrow, right?

  • @anthonywestjr1063
    @anthonywestjr1063 Рік тому +26

    "They're revolting...no they always smell that way!" LMAO 😂 🤣 Priceless, well send the bill to Alex Jones! 😳😂

    • @UnRaT3Dx
      @UnRaT3Dx Рік тому

      Alex Jones will never pay a penny, keep crying soy boy. Trump 2024

    • @kiraina25
      @kiraina25 Рік тому

      Always reminds me of the best exchange in Chicken Run.
      "Missus Tweedy! The chickens are revolting!"
      "Fahnally, somethin' we agree on."

  • @elaineberg3095
    @elaineberg3095 Рік тому +98

    Jones is going to grift his audience to death. Loved Warnock ad.

    • @eddyblackmore2834
      @eddyblackmore2834 Рік тому +11

      I hardly feel sorry for them though. An old housemate of mine (in the UK) was OBSESSED with 'news' shows like InfoWars, and believes every word out of Jones's mouth. Guess what? He's a terrible person too and I wouldn't piss on either of them if they were on fire.

    • @sophierobinson2738
      @sophierobinson2738 Рік тому

      Especially if they keep taking the snake oil he sells.

    • @curesdcookie2992
      @curesdcookie2992 Рік тому

      @@eddyblackmore2834 uhh pretty sure ur a terrible person so….

    • @marvinmartin4692
      @marvinmartin4692 Рік тому +5

      And they all claim that they are Christian! So much for the 9th commandment!

    • @joeybleu66
      @joeybleu66 Рік тому

      suckers will queue up

  • @phyzik1800
    @phyzik1800 Рік тому +14

    For every Dollar Alex Jones doesn't , he should spend a day in prison.

    • @heinleinreader
      @heinleinreader Рік тому

      I could live with Alex Jones spending the next Billion days in prison.

  • @vondeal1219
    @vondeal1219 Рік тому +119

    I think Herschel Walker is my father I'm just waiting on the results also

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 Рік тому +13

      The odds are pretty good, and you should be careful who you date. 😆

    • @ryanreedgibson
      @ryanreedgibson Рік тому +8

      I'm so sorry. Maybe the clinic with give him a refund or store credit on a future abortion.

    • @Wildstar40
      @Wildstar40 Рік тому +22

      My Labrador Retriever came home pregnant 3 weeks ago and the test results show Walker is the father.

    • @LilGamingYes
      @LilGamingYes Рік тому +9

      @@Wildstar40 my condolences...

    • @FrankBenlin
      @FrankBenlin Рік тому +4

      @@Wildstar40 Those pups are going to be hell on the field.

  • @lucycostello2349
    @lucycostello2349 Рік тому +6

    Herschel says ..."Flat out la. La la la." Could be a holiday song?

  • @kramnoslaw4474
    @kramnoslaw4474 Рік тому +98

    Jimmy's my favorite late night show comic not to mention dude's got a big heart

    • @johnnysalazar5399
      @johnnysalazar5399 Рік тому

      Hes an idiot that tells stale Trump jokes that were never funny

    • @gloriaf6971
      @gloriaf6971 Рік тому +6

      I agree. Jimmy Kimmel is the funniest and the best guy!

    • @madworker1927
      @madworker1927 Рік тому

      Jimmy is fake big pharma disingenuous sellout the only late night host who isn't disingenuous is conan

    • @UnRaT3Dx
      @UnRaT3Dx Рік тому +8

      🤡 bet you have pronouns on all your social media

    • @dragomilosevic4823
      @dragomilosevic4823 Рік тому +5

      Big heart? He insults anyone especially their appearance if he doesn't like them or what they say

  • @chevychase
    @chevychase Рік тому +19

    I wish the "34 and Me" skit was on a separate clip so I could send it to friends who can not stay up for Kimmel.

  • @lillyanderson3623
    @lillyanderson3623 Рік тому +60

    I love Jimmy Kimmel and Guillermo! 💕💕💕

  • @anothercitizen4867
    @anothercitizen4867 Рік тому +14

    Dayam, Herschel thought that woman reporter was Hannity and they were on Fox News

  • @jckatz
    @jckatz Рік тому +15

    Spirit Halloween skit was brilliant

  • @williammitchell4417
    @williammitchell4417 Рік тому +3

    And how many times can Walker fumble??

  • @jack-a-lopium
    @jack-a-lopium Рік тому +46

    The documents are both 'planted' and 'his property' 🙄

    • @anitavisram8346
      @anitavisram8346 Рік тому +6

      Tell the Trump diciples watch out for Santa on Christmas eve. 😊

    • @GailColeman
      @GailColeman Рік тому +3

      Yes, they let him scribble notes on them, then they planted them and then seized them. It makes all kinds of sense if Trump has multiple personality disorder and Donny doesn’t know what Don did. But he was evaluated and they said he has a genius brain. Or sonething.

    • @viralbull8085
      @viralbull8085 Рік тому

      @@anitavisram8346
      "Tell the Trump diciples"
      stop projecting, tulsi gabard recently left the democratic party and called it a literal cult and she actually knows what's happening behind Nancy's closed doors, now shut up and get a booster

  • @jenniferlonnes7420
    @jenniferlonnes7420 Рік тому +1

    "Pulling out isn't his thing" - funny!
    "For a sunburned walrus, you look fantastic!" Ha ha!

  • @erlking5868
    @erlking5868 Рік тому +6

    Funny to see Jones different reactions when he's next to the judge or in his studio.
    Big mouth when he's not under oath but like a small toddler when the judge is listening.

    • @worstcaseofcrabsever5510
      @worstcaseofcrabsever5510 Рік тому +2

      I caution all to be careful with the condemning of independent journalists like Assange and Jones. It's not much different than Ed Snowden or Brad Manning. They want us to hate them so they push that agenda and most comply. But why? They are setting the standard to persecute those brave enough to say controversial things. A money grab by some Lawyers doesn't make the world any better or affect anyone you know. Its an attempt to frighten away those who Challege authority or speak opinions they don't want the public to hear. Jones could never pay that crazy amount of money anyways. The media needs us to side against these conspiracy theorists to squash any dissent. Don't eat the cheese.......it's a trap.

    • @Ajhcr
      @Ajhcr Рік тому +1

      @@worstcaseofcrabsever5510 hahahaha! Good story Bro. Maybe loosen the tin foil hat! Lololol Jones as a journalist! Omg that was funnier than anything Jimmy said ! You should be a comedy writer! I don’t even care who you believe “they” are. Wow. But seriously. See a doctor.

  • @emeraldspark101
    @emeraldspark101 Рік тому +18

    Someone actually put an ad for the Ark Encounter before the Astros game. My eyes rolled right outta my head.

    • @herehere3139
      @herehere3139 Рік тому +4

      Ark Encounter should be torn down

    • @steviethefirst
      @steviethefirst Рік тому +2

      @@herehere3139 WHY? Don't you believe in freedom of speech. or just freedom for the crap you believe in?

    • @kiraina25
      @kiraina25 Рік тому

      @@steviethefirst Don't you?

  • @janlam01
    @janlam01 Рік тому +47

    I like it when they post the monologue on UA-cam before the actual airtime on television. (I'm in eastern time).
    --
    It's 10:02pm ET

  • @DylanPattyn
    @DylanPattyn Рік тому +128

    I've watched more and more Jimmy Kimmel in the past 3 years... He's passing Stephen and Seth in my book

    • @richardlopez4318
      @richardlopez4318 Рік тому +38

      He’s close but Colbert is the best hands down.

    • @user-uw1cn9dt6y
      @user-uw1cn9dt6y Рік тому +7

      yes.
      i will say that the james cordon show is funny as fck
      as they have a unique peanut gallery improv approach.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Рік тому +7

      With or without the former guy, Jimmy's just the best!

    • @lesliechow6866
      @lesliechow6866 Рік тому +4

      now he has to pass Gutfeld

    • @markjohns2516
      @markjohns2516 Рік тому +8

      @@richardlopez4318 colberts monologs filled with bs non funny stuff vs kimmel is rich comedy

  • @stargirlzx
    @stargirlzx Рік тому +5

    i absolutley love Guillermo hes up for anything

  • @GalactusOG
    @GalactusOG Рік тому +27

    Thank you to all the people that donated to Jones and bought things from his store. The money will go to the right place after all.

    • @AttyCPA1
      @AttyCPA1 Рік тому

      Aiex Jones is the Devil, nothing but a Devil. Send him back to financial hell where he belongs.

  • @carinalundgren
    @carinalundgren Рік тому +6

    I love how you can make true serius things, so funny!!! Cheers to you mr Kimmel and your staff from Sweden

  • @MagnumCarta
    @MagnumCarta Рік тому +21

    That Jessica Chastain look-a-like is a great actress! I hope she gets some future roles.

    • @dustinsindledecker154
      @dustinsindledecker154 Рік тому +1

      That is Jessica chastain.

    • @Eurisko229
      @Eurisko229 Рік тому

      @@dustinsindledecker154 I thought so too.

    • @dreambrother1240
      @dreambrother1240 Рік тому +4

      Have you two ever heard of sarcasm...check it out; might just change your life.

    • @Eurisko229
      @Eurisko229 Рік тому

      @@dreambrother1240 😂😂😂

  • @jakep9610
    @jakep9610 Рік тому +22

    WARNOCK FOR SENATE!!!

    • @chey7827
      @chey7827 Рік тому +3

      Was that a real Warnock ad? I hope it was!

    • @jakep9610
      @jakep9610 Рік тому +2

      @@chey7827 No, but it should be!

  • @sadaqahgreen3006
    @sadaqahgreen3006 Рік тому +1

    Jimmy I ❤ you. 7:02 keeps me 🤣🤣. If not for the late night guys (and other fantastic comedians) I might have been ready for the nut 😜 house. After watching the 1/6 hearings and the last 6 years, the comedians have kept me able to deal with witnessing democracy crumble at our feet. They keep me laughing as opposed to 😢.

  • @annavizard970
    @annavizard970 Рік тому +41

    It certainly sounds like the devil is in Alex's throat.

    • @melissamorton1282
      @melissamorton1282 Рік тому +4

      Right lol. He's speaking like a demon during an excorcist movie 😂

    • @atom6320
      @atom6320 Рік тому

      He IS the devil

  • @YesJustice
    @YesJustice Рік тому +13

    Yes people, this is Justice for Alex Jones, it worth it; my expectation was between 1.5 to 2 Billion, the Judges are even lenient on Alex Jones....Hope others will learn from all these

  • @mamamia5556
    @mamamia5556 Рік тому +3

    if Alex Jones can't pay, lock him up 🤣

  • @errgag3580
    @errgag3580 Рік тому +8

    If that traitor doesn’t go to prison NOW this country is fukd. Sold to the highest bidder

  • @neiltristanyabut
    @neiltristanyabut Рік тому +1

    nice of that parody commercial to get warnock's approval

  • @trainingxtrish
    @trainingxtrish Рік тому +1

    “34 and me”. Brilliant 😂😂

  • @babesimmons4017
    @babesimmons4017 Рік тому +4

    Standing Ovations to the entire Jury! Justice prevailed over Lies and Greed!

  • @IAmSuzyQ
    @IAmSuzyQ Рік тому +6

    If you could reason with Trump supporters there wouldn't be any Trump supporters.

  • @xenawolf
    @xenawolf Рік тому +73

    Jessica seems such a sweet and kind person.

    • @kgreene460
      @kgreene460 Рік тому +7

      As she beats the hell out of some Halloween decorations.😂🎃

    • @chapablo
      @chapablo Рік тому +4

      Until Josh gets back from his break.

    • @TahtahmesDiary
      @TahtahmesDiary Рік тому

      So pretty and I hope her shift ends soon 😂

    • @cappiece3786
      @cappiece3786 Рік тому

      She is a man hater

  • @gladysbehrens8519
    @gladysbehrens8519 Рік тому +28

    Jimmy, you are so funny I can't stop watching. Beautiful awesome funny monolog.

    • @TheSaintedOne
      @TheSaintedOne Рік тому +1

      Can someone please update the NPC script?

  • @cestjane2260
    @cestjane2260 Рік тому +4

    In GOP’s / MAGA’s eyes, he’s their minstrel. They’d never approve of an educated, articulate black person. He fits their narrative.

    • @czechmate784
      @czechmate784 Рік тому

      It's also true that there are few articulate, educated, black people who would have much to do with the GQP.. 🤣

  • @biloki3079
    @biloki3079 Рік тому +21

    Jimmy's monologues never miss! lol

    • @kevin2400
      @kevin2400 Рік тому

      I heard he missed once and landed in a butt bongo trashcan

  • @jeffreyenglish1815
    @jeffreyenglish1815 Рік тому +9

    Colonel Sanders secret recipe. McDonalds secret sauce. Of course. He would want to keep those documents.

  • @JP-gw9ts
    @JP-gw9ts Рік тому +13

    Hey now that Alex Jones mentioned it he does sound like how the Devil’s voice would sound like in human form. Coincidence?

  • @danieluhl6131
    @danieluhl6131 Рік тому +2

    I did that dna joke 2 months ago:
    Yes, you too could be a Hershel Walker Bonus Baby! Just send in a swab, and you could be the new lucky winner!

  • @donpeters9849
    @donpeters9849 Рік тому +5

    We can save the earth from an asteroid...But we can't save it from ourselves.

    • @michaelj.beglinjr.2804
      @michaelj.beglinjr.2804 Рік тому

      Sure we can, and we will, just as soon as the common people of the world reach their breaking point. I have a suspicion that some trivial thing will happen Real Soon Now that will be the catalyst for massive civil unrest like America has never seen that will result in real change for the better. Good luck to you.

    • @jeffroot7075
      @jeffroot7075 Рік тому

      @@michaelj.beglinjr.2804 lol !

  • @unclegaz
    @unclegaz Рік тому +12

    Jone should have used the Tucker defense. Fox lawyers successfully told the judge...."no reasonable person would believe Tucker Carlson"... It worked!

    • @dragomilosevic4823
      @dragomilosevic4823 Рік тому

      He didn't need to because its free speech. And tucker has the largest audience on tv, more than doubling your favourite cnn :)

  • @WaywardVet
    @WaywardVet Рік тому +5

    "God is my judge" is absolutely on the list of favorite things a soldier likes to hear. "Seriously dude? Hey, guys, Alex got fined a billion but he wants to see the judge! Can I send him? No? Ok, fiiiiine. Pay the billion but let the record show I was ok with sending him to his judge"

  • @MrJohnthefarmer
    @MrJohnthefarmer Рік тому +3

    I practically snorted out my coffee when Jimmy said that pulling out really wasn't Herschel's thing.

  • @joelmckinney16
    @joelmckinney16 Рік тому +14

    I always miss Jimmy's first line because I have to mute the sound to avoid the blast of audience cheering. Every time. Sometimes I just choose someone else's clip to avoid the blast of sound.

    • @susanfisher336
      @susanfisher336 Рік тому +2

      Put on closed caption

    • @edwardfletcher7790
      @edwardfletcher7790 Рік тому +1

      Sound sensitivity is a horrible problem that's massively overlooked ☹️

    • @richardsage4020
      @richardsage4020 Рік тому

      I do wish he would stick to either speaking to the audience, or to the camera. Switching modes is disconcerting, and when he catches the camera as he turns from his right to his left it even looks shifty.

  • @DelightLovesMovies
    @DelightLovesMovies Рік тому +61

    haha Jimmy Kimmel always makes me smile

    • @lucy2014
      @lucy2014 Рік тому +3

      I listen to his monolog on U-Tube every night before I go to bed. He just knows how to make you laugh and feel better.

    • @dragomilosevic4823
      @dragomilosevic4823 Рік тому +1

      @@lucy2014 you must be medicated already

    • @badcad641
      @badcad641 Рік тому +1

      I love how his writers are diverse, it doesn't matter that it's not funny. It's important that we're progressive

    • @jonathonrichter3109
      @jonathonrichter3109 Рік тому +3

      Jimmy Kimmel makes me mad in 2022. 2001 Jimmy Kimmel made me laugh

    • @user-sx2dv4qx8q
      @user-sx2dv4qx8q Рік тому +2

      He’s a dork.

  • @hmdwgf
    @hmdwgf Рік тому +16

    Today is a great day in America… we needed this

  • @JonBlondell
    @JonBlondell Рік тому +3

    Yes Jimmy, give em hell with the Truth!

  • @MayBeMe...
    @MayBeMe... Рік тому

    That was really Senator Raphael Warnock wasn't it?? Sure looked like him!! Too funny!!!🤣

  • @marylaczko6539
    @marylaczko6539 Рік тому +2

    If he refuses to pay, throw his butt in jail.

  • @andrewjohnson6716
    @andrewjohnson6716 Рік тому +3

    Irony: decrying the people who think vaccines magnetize you and in the next sentence talking about professional sports, the opiate of those people.

  • @markg1727
    @markg1727 Рік тому +5

    Kimmel doing one monologue without crying about Trump challenge: Impossible

    • @spacerat9676
      @spacerat9676 Рік тому +7

      I saw him laughing about Trump. Give me a time stamp with his tears.

    • @dedgzus6808
      @dedgzus6808 Рік тому +1

      @@spacerat9676 Just watch the video.

    • @michaelj.beglinjr.2804
      @michaelj.beglinjr.2804 Рік тому

      Why would any talk show host NOT talk about that orange turdball? Sadly, Trump is still relevant in politics due to the greed of the GQP, so not talking about him would be foolish.

    • @spacerat9676
      @spacerat9676 Рік тому +1

      @@dedgzus6808 I did. Where's the tears alt account Mark?

    • @dedgzus6808
      @dedgzus6808 Рік тому

      @K Marie We all know Trump lives every day in your head rent free.

  • @williamgiven7892
    @williamgiven7892 Рік тому +1

    As a foreigner it is sometimes hard to fathom that this really goes on. Alex Jones... Herschel Walker... MTG... Rudy... Tiger King... Eric... Trump... Jr...

  • @phillipgathright8001
    @phillipgathright8001 Рік тому +1

    I feel for Jessica. I got up to use the bathroom and my apartment became a Spirit store... 🤪🤣😁

  • @Flashistic
    @Flashistic Рік тому +11

    Even if Jones filing for bankruptcy is approved, it means nothing if the forensic economists find he is spending money he does not have. And they will never stop watching him. Even people gifting him will be scrutinized. There's a limit to what the IRS and the Courts will put up with.

    • @NicoleAZ145
      @NicoleAZ145 Рік тому +3

      What I don’t get is, why can’t they seize his assets? He must have multiple millions in homes, cars, etc.

    • @anitavisram8346
      @anitavisram8346 Рік тому

      Yeah just watch how strict they have been with TRUMP! 🤫🤐🙈🙉🙊

    • @Flashistic
      @Flashistic Рік тому

      @@NicoleAZ145 They probably could seize his assets as long as they are within US jurisdiction. The rich, and a few not so rich, register and deed their homes, cars, under cover of shell corporations, some in multiple offshore LLC's. In Jones' case I believe most of those have already been traced, but it might take a while to serve warrants and lawsuits. If this were done by way of freezing assets, like the feds do against International war criminals, it could happen pretty quickly, but even then all the assets might not be found.

    • @Flashistic
      @Flashistic Рік тому

      @@anitavisram8346 Trump is going to be prosecuted under the espionage act, I'm guessing. His appeal to the SCOTUS, which will be under the jurisdiction of Judge Clarence Thomas (Mister Impeachable) will hopefully fail. It would be in the interest of Thomas to rule against Trump. For the sake of the rule of law and democracy.

  • @simondewitt7161
    @simondewitt7161 Рік тому +15

    Hello everyone having a better day than Alex Jones

  • @Condorman1
    @Condorman1 Рік тому +11

    Now that lady was funny. Good skit.

  • @robinflynn2397
    @robinflynn2397 Рік тому +1

    after their inquiry into the January 6th Capital riots, what then?!🤔 they have no intention of prosecuting him! 🥺
    so it's just a big waste of taxpayers money!!😳 why isn't that nobody wants to do their job in arrest him!!?
    so you're only a criminal if you're broke? 🤔 even if he went to jail for a couple of hours would say a lot about us judicial system 🙄

  • @Gloominusdm
    @Gloominusdm Рік тому +9

    Walker is what we southerners call "touched." He needs his heart blessed😒

  • @ourwetdogs106
    @ourwetdogs106 Рік тому +1

    A 76 year old adolescent teenager always wanting to get his own way and doing anything to avoid facing the music.

  • @craigsteeves4295
    @craigsteeves4295 Рік тому +3

    Has anyone bothered to ask walker what the 700 dollars was for?

  • @gt40mk21
    @gt40mk21 Рік тому +7

    Seth and Stephen are funny, but Jimmy is the THE funniest.