Never-Before-Seen Capitol Riot Videos Provide Damning Evidence Against Trump

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  • Опубліковано 21 вер 2024
  • Today was day two of Trump’s second impeachment trial and House managers shared gripping new video of Trump’s army of dangerous imbeciles storming the Capitol, FOX News cut away from the trial, it was a successful day for Trump’s lawyers in that they didn’t speak, Donald Trump Jr. thinks that we should leave daddy alone, mean tweets were read at a hearing for Biden’s pick to run the Office of Management and Budget, Justin Bieber has a new Rolls Royce, Tom Brady got completely GRONKED at the Buccaneers celebration parade, the perfect gift for your spouse this Valentine’s Day, and we play “How Many Times a Month Do You Have Sex” with couples on Hollywood Blvd.
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  • @adityanarayan9620
    @adityanarayan9620 3 роки тому +879

    Jimmy Kimmel nails the jokes every time, but at the same time, he's able to maintain the seriousness of American politics.
    Thanks so much, Kimmel

    • @mariovh
      @mariovh 3 роки тому +3

      Are you for real ?
      I like Jimmy but he’s a lefty and he can’t hide it !
      He’s bias all the way up to his toes

    • @johnp515
      @johnp515 3 роки тому +36

      @@mariovh Give us an example of a guy who is neither a lefty nor a righty? Someone who criticizes all parties and ideologies if he feels they got it wrong. Now, when you’ve given us an examples of such fair minded unbiased people, give us an example of one unbiased person who has ever been impressed with anything Donald Trump or his son has ever done.

    • @joiemills3399
      @joiemills3399 3 роки тому +29

      @@mariovh why should he hide it? There are conservative talk shows too. He’s a democrat, he appeals to democrats

    • @johnp515
      @johnp515 3 роки тому +34

      @@joiemills3399 The problem with that is that it implies that when people criticize Donald Trump it means they “must be” democrats when anyone around the world who is not part of America’s two party bubble or anyone with common sense can see that Donald Trump was an unfit president and dangerous.

    • @Levi-rc8kh
      @Levi-rc8kh 3 роки тому +24

      @@mariovh You call him bias simply because he does not buy into Trumps extremism. Go ahead and get a life. 😁

  • @brendad940
    @brendad940 3 роки тому +313

    I have appreciated Jimmy's unabashed honesty in his opinions during this crazy time.

    • @dua_junaid
      @dua_junaid 3 роки тому +16

      I second that

    • @user-xz2gh
      @user-xz2gh 3 роки тому +10

      @@dua_junaid I third that

    • @arnavjha7488
      @arnavjha7488 3 роки тому +7

      @@user-xz2gh I fourth that

    • @suz7110
      @suz7110 3 роки тому +3

      Unbiased? You jest, right?

    • @ShotBySlipz
      @ShotBySlipz 3 роки тому +14

      @@suz7110 "Unabashed", not unbiased...

  • @ChantalRussell
    @ChantalRussell 3 роки тому +481

    DJTJ: Aren’t we in the middle of a pandemic?
    I actually physically recoiled in disgust when I heard him say that. Disgusting hypocrisy.

    • @chippy7745
      @chippy7745 3 роки тому +40

      DJTJ cannot be any more disgusting. His father is guilty of no less than MANSLAUGHTER of hundreds of thousands of people and he has the nerve to say anything?! His daddy tried faking us out; that there was nothing to this virus...again, lies lies and more lies. Go away T#### family....PLEASE!!!! Will we ever be over this family? Take ALL of your mob nuts with you.

    • @maapat1431
      @maapat1431 3 роки тому +19

      According to his dad thr is no pandemic

    • @Gary-And-His-Demons
      @Gary-And-His-Demons 3 роки тому +18

      @@chippy7745 unfortunately, I think that the trumps are going to be a stain on the American government, at least it's history, FOREVER! THAT doesn't have to be a bad thing though, as long as we've shown that we've learned from our mistakes, and never repeat them!

    • @dionhaun9262
      @dionhaun9262 3 роки тому +5

      Great show! Thank you for your comedy! We need it!!!

    • @photonboy999
      @photonboy999 3 роки тому +26

      @xDarkxArenx ,
      It's too bad that you don't understand how statistics work. The "1/5th of projected deaths" is silly. The number is based on how many people would die if you did ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! Not to mention we aren't even through the pandemic yet... the PROPER way to estimate how many deaths Trump is responsible for is to look at how OTHER COUNTRY'S respond who have similar economies etc... for example Canada... if you do the math then it turns out America should have had half or less than half of its current deaths... that makes Trump partially responsible for about 200,000 deaths.

  • @svresh
    @svresh 3 роки тому +107

    The anger in Jimmy’s face when he asks why Don Jr. didn’t drink bleach

    • @AO00720
      @AO00720 3 роки тому +11

      So I'm not the only one who saw it.

    • @rabk5702
      @rabk5702 3 роки тому +1

      Yea bleach that's the Trump cure get that in yee 😅🤣😂😆😅🤣😂

  • @horatiokim7141
    @horatiokim7141 3 роки тому +254

    “Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.” - George Carlin

    • @derekmetcalf7657U.S.A
      @derekmetcalf7657U.S.A 3 роки тому +4

      Stupid is what stupid does

    • @derekmetcalf7657U.S.A
      @derekmetcalf7657U.S.A 3 роки тому +1

      What a joker you are . Poor Guilermo

    • @derekmetcalf7657U.S.A
      @derekmetcalf7657U.S.A 3 роки тому +1

      Theres no pandemic it's a super flu that kills weaker people mostly and I'm not buying your lies many have proved it's a political game sick bastards

    • @kamran102
      @kamran102 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah, those dems are crazy ;-)

    • @sc3942
      @sc3942 3 роки тому +3

      @@derekmetcalf7657U.S.A I hope it heads your way !

  • @holli1900
    @holli1900 3 роки тому +544

    "It was a terrible performance but they had a terrible client"
    Jimmy "Oh come on! Now you're gonna blame the guy that did it!!!!??" 😂😂😂👀👀

    • @angelgray8899
      @angelgray8899 3 роки тому +8

      SNL is gonna have a field day with this one 😂

    • @carolwilson5546
      @carolwilson5546 3 роки тому +3

      @@angelgray8899
      And you know this man!!

    • @holli1900
      @holli1900 3 роки тому

      @@angelgray8899 yesss!!! 🤣🤣🤣Str8🤡🤡

  • @mushroommcfarmer1766
    @mushroommcfarmer1766 3 роки тому +205

    "If you don't fight like hell, you won't have a country anymore!" - Donald J. Trump
    Sounds an awful lot like stoking the fire to me.

    • @robox9225
      @robox9225 3 роки тому +12

      He talk like mob boss

    • @Sillybillyilly
      @Sillybillyilly 3 роки тому +24

      @@erstwhilesavvy562 sounds Ike your judgement is off... also not a mob boss.. the real mobs aren't cowards. And another thing...They were following their dictator s orders even waiting for tweets

    • @SB-cu4qu
      @SB-cu4qu 3 роки тому +5

      But because he said peacefully ONE TIME he didn't incite the mob !! Yeah wright

    • @pringle920
      @pringle920 3 роки тому +13

      @@erstwhilesavvy562 he is being tried for acts he committed while still in office. Congress absolutely has the right to charge and try him.

    • @jordandenton3864
      @jordandenton3864 3 роки тому +1

      The question of the lawsuit isn’t whether Trump “stoked the fire”, it’s whether the speech he gave on Jan 6, directly caused the riot. And this is going to be impossible to prove. And sorry to burst your bubble, but the FBI had actually been keeping tabs on multiple people who had said they planned on storming the capitol WEEKS before Trump gave his speech. So basically the riot was planned way before Trump even gave his speech. And also, just go ahead and ignore the fact that Trump literally said to protest PEACEFULLY and PATRIOTICALLY. I’m sorry, bud, but there is not enough evidence to impeach him...

  • @AnnieWarbux
    @AnnieWarbux 3 роки тому +1129

    Now? Now Junior cares about a Pandemic? We could have already been past this Pandemic if not for DJT and his Administration!

    • @Blacktolite
      @Blacktolite 3 роки тому +46

      Americans just don't seem to care about the pandemic look at Florida god help you guys

    • @sethwatters99
      @sethwatters99 3 роки тому +9

      @@Blacktolite what's wrong with Florida we already have a vaccine and we won the superbowl 😂

    • @sassafrasdinglemeyer4513
      @sassafrasdinglemeyer4513 3 роки тому +57

      Because he claimed it was a Democratic hoax from the beginning and did NOTHING he has the blood of nearly half a million U.S. Citizens on his hands....

    • @sethwatters99
      @sethwatters99 3 роки тому +3

      @@sassafrasdinglemeyer4513 so does biden who has sold us out to China 🇨🇳 and has just cost 11k Americans jobs your point

    • @jackabruzzoop3352
      @jackabruzzoop3352 3 роки тому +52

      @@sethwatters99 please just shut

  • @azdabomb
    @azdabomb 3 роки тому +59

    Bernie was just like “tf did I do?”

  • @paulakeller1802
    @paulakeller1802 3 роки тому +32

    Now Don Jr is so concern of the pandemic. He wasn't concern last year on February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November, December 2020.

    • @pambrown6260
      @pambrown6260 3 роки тому

      The other family members are expected to run for office. Their father would control them like he does now.

    • @paulakeller1802
      @paulakeller1802 3 роки тому +3

      @@pambrown6260 The American people also saw Trump's family incompetence.

  • @frankie1012
    @frankie1012 3 роки тому +2189

    Anybody else watch Jimmy’s monologue in bed before going to sleep? 😴

  • @wiseman171
    @wiseman171 3 роки тому +1751

    I'm French and I can confirm donald trump jr saying "part deux" does not make him sound any smarter.

  • @alexanderblitz6819
    @alexanderblitz6819 3 роки тому +144

    Molly should have used this bit as a reason to ask for a raise so she could afford to move out 🤣

    • @heiko4297
      @heiko4297 3 роки тому +3

      Was thinking the same. Like: I would move, if could effort it ;) 0=)

    • @shantoreywilkins651
      @shantoreywilkins651 3 роки тому +2

      🕵🕵‍♂️🕵‍♀️🃏🎭😹🤣😂😂🤣😹🎭🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏

    • @ArtisticlyAlexis
      @ArtisticlyAlexis 3 роки тому

      Do you think they cleared this bit with her first?

  • @MikeBrown-ex9nh
    @MikeBrown-ex9nh 3 роки тому +7

    I appreciate the humor Jimmy uses to help us keep from going insane in an insane time in America.

  • @piafunesbakker5095
    @piafunesbakker5095 3 роки тому

    You took the words out off my mouth!
    Thank you so much Jimmy Kimmel
    These people are full of crap

  • @bsing2u
    @bsing2u 3 роки тому +69

    Bernie response is epic.

  • @taylorjerry8310
    @taylorjerry8310 3 роки тому +114

    This show is the best way to end the night

    • @JimmyKimmelLive
      @JimmyKimmelLive  3 роки тому +27

      thanks!

    • @drboze6781
      @drboze6781 3 роки тому +8

      Any time Guillermo laughs is the best!

    • @nartou1175
      @nartou1175 3 роки тому +1

      there is only one Late Night Jimmy and thats Kimmel .. Living Legend

    • @johnspidell7497
      @johnspidell7497 3 роки тому +3

      @@JimmyKimmelLive we love u jimmy 🤣🤣

  • @JUGGERNAUT606
    @JUGGERNAUT606 3 роки тому +611

    Trump called war and military heroes losers, who is the loser now?

    • @ILC-eo6vk
      @ILC-eo6vk 3 роки тому +4

      McCain was a Traitor, Einstein. Also, read Article 2, Section 1, Clause 2 of the US Constitution and figure out the rest, you ignorant buffoon.

    • @chadbinger8700
      @chadbinger8700 3 роки тому +53

      @@ILC-eo6vk How is McCain a traitor you clown

    • @ILC-eo6vk
      @ILC-eo6vk 3 роки тому +3

      Do some due diligence, you stud🥴😘

    • @chadbinger8700
      @chadbinger8700 3 роки тому +57

      @@ILC-eo6vk I’m not in the mood to do some research, so why don’t you tell me since you clearly have proof that he was a traitor. Oh wait, why am I asking a Trump supporter to give me evidence about something, it’s like trying to make a dog talk, it’s not gonna happen

    • @geraltrivia6148
      @geraltrivia6148 3 роки тому +46

      @@chadbinger8700 He has no proof; he gets his information from internet memes and Dear Leader.

  • @terryv2006
    @terryv2006 3 роки тому +197

    Rudy would argue “I’m not sure incitement is even a crime”.

    • @matzmaw21
      @matzmaw21 3 роки тому +3

      Yet, queen Lindsay and her 43 senate rethug friends all say trumpy should not worry.....he will be vindicated yet again ....

    • @sheltongolden4394
      @sheltongolden4394 3 роки тому +5

      "But! You know what *is* a crime? Sub-par lawn care! So, come on down to Four Season Total Landscaping and get your deal today!"

    • @terryv2006
      @terryv2006 3 роки тому +4

      @@sheltongolden4394 Rudy gotta make a buck. Lol

    • @frankgrimes1512
      @frankgrimes1512 3 роки тому +2

      Crime’s not even a crime

    • @dolores2716
      @dolores2716 3 роки тому

      Rudy: "Yeah, he incited the mob. So what?"

  • @mwarfr
    @mwarfr 3 роки тому +13

    I like how jimmy is serious, but funny at the same time.

    • @kevinfinnegan310
      @kevinfinnegan310 3 роки тому

      This is his unique nighttime talk show specialty... It's awesome... Deadpan... Oh yeah!!!

  • @mjkay8660
    @mjkay8660 3 роки тому +47

    They need katy porter & her whiteboard. Cant help but see that board. I bet she can shame ted cruz to hell

  • @kjamison5951
    @kjamison5951 3 роки тому +158

    All those Republicans sitting with eyes shut and hands over ears. “I have not seen nor heard any wrongdoing.”

    • @badbotchdown9845
      @badbotchdown9845 3 роки тому +8

      Like sergeant schulz in hogan's heroes

    • @tracieleeburnett3395
      @tracieleeburnett3395 3 роки тому +4

      🙈🙉🙊not cutting it a..holes!

    • @cynthiapena8126
      @cynthiapena8126 3 роки тому +2

      @@badbotchdown9845 'I see nothink, I hear nothink, I know NOTHINK'😂😂

    • @harlcc261
      @harlcc261 3 роки тому

      @@badbotchdown9845 Schultz was a good person

    • @badbotchdown9845
      @badbotchdown9845 3 роки тому

      @@harlcc261 who said he not was?

  • @alelelelelelele
    @alelelelelelele 3 роки тому +50

    This monologue is the best way to end the day.

  • @---cx1ly
    @---cx1ly 3 роки тому +10

    I think its great Twitter waited until the last minute to delete his twitter- gather up all the damning evidence they need now put em in prison!

  • @RHCole
    @RHCole 3 роки тому +57

    If Molly lives with her parents, she should also have gotten a pad so ahe could guess as well. 😂

  • @phomloj-phamthiv
    @phomloj-phamthiv 3 роки тому +61

    What was Don Jr. thinking. It has been a year and his father was out, but he still coming back to tell people to control the pandemic. Too late.

    • @nicolemenzies8438
      @nicolemenzies8438 3 роки тому +5

      Maybe I can distract everyone with the Pandemic so that they stop paying attention to all of my Dad's bullshit and wrong doing! Got it 😂

  • @nofaithjusthope8714
    @nofaithjusthope8714 3 роки тому +102

    We all know it doesn't matter what the tRUMP attorneys say, they could even say tRUMP is guilty but the Senate Republicans would still vote against conviction.
    WELCOME TO THE NEW tRUMPublican Party,

    • @missmiou6273
      @missmiou6273 3 роки тому +8

      so true, they could ever wear their clown costums and it would'nt change anything

    • @Stickyfingaz954
      @Stickyfingaz954 3 роки тому +7

      It’s literally political theater. Nothing more than a waste of taxpayer dollars.

    • @robleonard6424
      @robleonard6424 3 роки тому +3

      @@Stickyfingaz954
      Again,. Where is the waste of "Taxpayers" money?❓
      They are not getting paid "Overtime". ....
      They are finally getting paid to do their job!‼️
      Are you tired of crying those "Winning Tears" yet ? ❓😂🤣

    • @Stickyfingaz954
      @Stickyfingaz954 3 роки тому +1

      @@robleonard6424 Its a waste of taxpayers money because nothing will come of this. They could be spending their time elsewhere doing something more productive than political theatrics. Maybe work on covid relief packages instead🎯
      Assuming because I said this is a waste of taxpayer dollars automatically makes me a trump supporter? That’s very astute of you but it doesn’t take a trump supporter to see that this isn’t going to go anywhere.
      Come back to this comment when it’s all over and it doesn’t go through because they need 17 republicans to vote for the impeachment and they’ve only got 6 so how is that going to go through genius? Does 6 = 17🤔 But instead this will drag out as long as possible and the end result is that trump will be acquitted again just like the last time. Are you following me so far on why this is a waste of time, money and resources that could be put to good use elsewhere? Probably not but I don’t like assuming things about people I don’t know. As far as crying from winning?😢
      That’s cute Lol I’m winning pretty good in this game called life no matter who’s in office (for the moment). I live a lot better than most and I have zero complaints.
      I’m a registered independent just for the record. I think the democrats are crazy and against America and I think republicans are too weak. They’re both establishment and they’re both corrupt to the core. The sooner you learn that the better off you’ll be. They don’t care about you or me or who’s side we’re on. It’s always been the people vs the government but this whole left/right and black/white and thing is just a tool to keep us distracted. It’s easier to “divide and conquer” your enemies. It’s not just a catchy phrase.

    • @rosaamarillo2110
      @rosaamarillo2110 3 роки тому +4

      The Trumpty Dumpty Republikkklans

  • @jeffvanallen942
    @jeffvanallen942 3 роки тому +130

    All of these GOP senators need to go and fox news needs to be held accountable for their lies and brainwashing

    • @Joyboyisme
      @Joyboyisme 3 роки тому +3

      Just like CNN and every single democrat.

    • @theunspoken1059
      @theunspoken1059 3 роки тому +10

      @@Joyboyisme Would you shut up kid, you needed a father, go find a mentor.

    • @stevie9335
      @stevie9335 3 роки тому +2

      GETTING READY TO IMPEACH BEIJING BIDEN THE SO CALLED UNITY GUY BUILD BACK BETTER WHAT A JOKE

    • @jeffvanallen942
      @jeffvanallen942 3 роки тому +4

      @@stevie9335 he doesn't have a Chinese bank account he said he closed 3 years ago nor does he have all his clothes made there. See the difference Stevie

    • @betty-joymoreau4363
      @betty-joymoreau4363 3 роки тому

      Just shut it down I never watch that horse crap it’s so backwards eh🇨🇦😷😂

  • @faradigiorgio6019
    @faradigiorgio6019 3 роки тому +15

    W need more of Bernie and less of everybody else.

  • @user-yh8ik3xw8s
    @user-yh8ik3xw8s 3 роки тому +1

    I love you Jimmy Kimmel - thanks for the laughs - Lord knows I need them

  • @pooryorick831
    @pooryorick831 3 роки тому +135

    My favorite part of the video played at the trial was the shot that showed a guy whacking the cops with a flagpole that had a banner that said "Police Lives Matter."

    • @oldmusician5236
      @oldmusician5236 3 роки тому +33

      There was also a clip where a Trumper moron repeatedly tried to bash down a double door with a barricade, but the door had handles to show that it opened towards him. In the full footage, the door then opens and he gets squirted with pepper spray. If Trump had sent a message asking for the stupidest, most immoral citizens to converge on the Capitol, the exact same people would have been there.

    • @AnnoyingMoose
      @AnnoyingMoose 3 роки тому +7

      @@oldmusician5236 Sounds like he attended the Midvale School For The Gifted. ;)

    • @megaboy28
      @megaboy28 3 роки тому +6

      @@oldmusician5236 I'm picturing it while reading your comment and laughed my butt off 🤣

    • @ManDudeYeah
      @ManDudeYeah 3 роки тому +10

      No one accused trump supporters of being smart.

    • @terrikrucina2023
      @terrikrucina2023 3 роки тому +3

      @@AnnoyingMoose Or the BOGUS TRUMP UNIVERSITY...

  • @Levi-rc8kh
    @Levi-rc8kh 3 роки тому +6

    Jimmy is my favorite comedian. He is the best at joke delivery and remains accurate through and through at the same time. He truly is the best. Stay safe y'all!

  • @mariacosta2072
    @mariacosta2072 3 роки тому +13

    👏👏👏👏👏 thank you Jimmy 👏👏👏👏👏

    • @mariacosta2072
      @mariacosta2072 3 роки тому +1

      Watching from Ottawa Canada 🇨🇦♥️🇺🇲👏♥️♥️♥️♥️👏👏👏

  • @verlorenish
    @verlorenish 3 роки тому +12

    'I dont know how I shoult take that' LMFAO Bernie just keeps on giving 🤣

  • @notalone5992
    @notalone5992 3 роки тому +2

    Love watching your monologues first thing in the morning!! 💗💗

  • @alexandrospirillis
    @alexandrospirillis 3 роки тому +104

    Jimmy you’re the best!

  • @13katecoombs
    @13katecoombs 3 роки тому +58

    Wow, Don Jr., they wouldn't be going after your dad if he hadn't done the most horrible thing an American president has ever done while in office. Nixon looks like Mother Theresa right about now. Also, aren't you going to give Biden credit for working on the pandemic crisis after a year of a president who did nothing? (Yeah, that's your dad again.)

    • @tracieleeburnett3395
      @tracieleeburnett3395 3 роки тому +9

      Go away Jr and please take your whole famdamily with you!

    • @rok2383
      @rok2383 3 роки тому

      Kate Coombs the most horrible thing? Kennedy almost started world war 3 with his reckless actions, putting nukes in Turkey and Italy and Trump did the most horrible thing? The US invasions of Iraq, Libya, Afghanistan and Vietnam? Nah, what Trump did was worse. Also, give Biden crest for working on the pandemic crisis, he literally broke the rules his own regime implemented by not wearing a mask indoors.

    • @13katecoombs
      @13katecoombs 3 роки тому +1

      @@rok2383 Wars are worse in a broader sense, sure (though war might result if a coup succeeded). Trying to overturn an election and with it your own government is worse in terms of the role of president to uphold our democracy and the Constitution. It is a direct betrayal our country. Though it failed, it was an unprecedented, treacherous, and violent attack. At least when the British attacked the Capitol just over 2 centuries ago, we were at war with them. He is the only president to try to destroy our form of government.

    • @rok2383
      @rok2383 3 роки тому

      Kate Coombs Trump might actually believe that the election was rigged and it is possible it was (although pretty unlikely imo). In the case it was rigged, it is I believe justifiable to campaign against it and try to overturn it. Now let’s imagine the case that it wasn’t rigged and Trump just said it because he is a sore loser, it definitely isn’t justifiable and I agree with you on that however I still disagree with it being worse than what many other presidents have done.

  • @cillia77
    @cillia77 3 роки тому +14

    Part “deux bag” 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 omg good priceless!

    • @ambesa1
      @ambesa1 3 роки тому +1

      While reading this, jimmy just said it 😂😂😂 that was hilarious

  • @peternjenga679
    @peternjenga679 3 роки тому +6

    I would have liked to watch Rudy on the floor defending Trump. Wouldn't it have been hilarious?

  • @bakerman42
    @bakerman42 3 роки тому +4

    Jimmy and the rest of the comedians on tv and online have saved my sanity through out this pandemic, Thanks guys

  • @rawrrrz
    @rawrrrz 3 роки тому +6

    'That's more than ... I do." 'Were you about to say we?' Lol that was cute. Their friendship makes me happy.

  • @maryvallettakeith6146
    @maryvallettakeith6146 3 роки тому +6

    Jimmy, your sweet nature is an inspiration in these absurd times we are living through. Please tell me it's real. We need more of your kind in this world.

  • @pierregoodman319
    @pierregoodman319 3 роки тому +13

    Jimmy's videos are making my night..

    • @pierregoodman319
      @pierregoodman319 3 роки тому +1

      Thanks jimmy❤.. even in these tough times you are able to give us a bit of laughter... love you pal..

  • @leahscott3682
    @leahscott3682 3 роки тому

    Wow!!!!! The level of pearl clutching is OUTSTANDING

  • @sarahferguson1830
    @sarahferguson1830 3 роки тому +10

    November 2020: Stop the steal!
    February 2021: Aren't we in the middle of a pandemic?

    • @lbryson141
      @lbryson141 3 роки тому

      You didn't think we were when you wasn't wearing the mask

  • @elmosullivan7835
    @elmosullivan7835 3 роки тому +107

    The problem is that the only interest Republican Senators have is self-interest.

  • @TheSuzberry
    @TheSuzberry 3 роки тому +92

    If they don’t convict, it is an insult to the police who died and who were maimed saving their lives.

    • @Junksaint
      @Junksaint 3 роки тому +6

      No kidding, you can see the young cop crying out blood in his mouth in the video :(

    • @matzmaw21
      @matzmaw21 3 роки тому +2

      Queen Lindsay even said he was mad at the DC Police, not his lover, trumpuss....

    • @jtcarpenter6357
      @jtcarpenter6357 3 роки тому +1

      Police actually died during the riot? How many?

    • @tanitaindelicato5649
      @tanitaindelicato5649 3 роки тому +2

      Exactly. The so-called law and order president Diaper Don

    • @arthurhunt642
      @arthurhunt642 3 роки тому +1

      @@jtcarpenter6357 One died from the riot, a father of 4 children I believe, and two committed suicide after the riot.

  • @ngoma
    @ngoma 3 роки тому +32

    "Army of Dangerous Imbeciles" Hilarious!

  • @melindalewis5403
    @melindalewis5403 3 роки тому +5

    “One the most romantic things you can be is NOT dead”
    Hilarious!!!!

  • @hisxmark
    @hisxmark 3 роки тому +2

    Defending the indefensible can be very difficult.

  • @nhlpa17
    @nhlpa17 3 роки тому +58

    I love Bernie. Its a shame the country was too stupid to elect him.

    • @maciel7021
      @maciel7021 3 роки тому +2

      U r talking about the same country that elected Trump. Need i say more?

    • @Larez121
      @Larez121 3 роки тому

      Seriously.

    • @Larez121
      @Larez121 3 роки тому

      @@maciel7021 lol... Sad truth

  • @rogvortex58
    @rogvortex58 3 роки тому +23

    I wasn’t expecting to laugh so much at the sex question game. Can’t believe they played with their daughter there.

  • @engter3708
    @engter3708 3 роки тому +147

    "When the sentence for a crime is not quickly carried out, people's hearts are filled with schemes to do wrong." - Ecclesiastes 8:11
    See time and time again Trump can do all that his wishes because he knows that the GOP will just excuse his crimes. Very sad.

    • @sherryo360
      @sherryo360 3 роки тому +2

      Or delay

    • @pambrown6260
      @pambrown6260 3 роки тому +2

      So, don't vote republican

    • @engter3708
      @engter3708 3 роки тому +2

      @@pambrown6260 thanks for the advice, I actually live in Australia so doesn't concern me much. Like many other people outside of US, we can't believe how chaotic and shambled the US has become. So divided and messed up.

    • @pambrown6260
      @pambrown6260 3 роки тому +2

      @@engter3708 yes. We need to get our house in order.

    • @disabledchatzen5276
      @disabledchatzen5276 3 роки тому

      ​@@engter3708 The
      The people are just trying to survive. demons run the world. not even religious, just a logical observation. There are long-term goals in place to intentionally cause suffering on a massive scale that span decades if not centuries, suggesting the existence of long lived, if not immortal beings hiding in the shadows. The utter lack of banking regulations has allowed them, in a little under 500 years, to control the entire world.

  • @bernadettebailey5370
    @bernadettebailey5370 3 роки тому +8

    That commercial was ON POINT and so true, I couldn't laugh.

  • @alexisc6136
    @alexisc6136 3 роки тому +1

    Man I love that one woman in the audience's laugh, that has about made my week, she's having a damn ball

  • @coldplaymay
    @coldplaymay 3 роки тому +31

    Jr yelling makes me want to throw up. Part deux smh.

    • @duelgundam
      @duelgundam 3 роки тому +1

      *throws up*
      WAAAAAAYYYYY ahead of ya, buddy

  • @pattymayocakes
    @pattymayocakes 3 роки тому +5

    Kimmel is the best late night host and I love Guillermo 😂😂

  • @alexwang3000
    @alexwang3000 3 роки тому +8

    This show is hilarious! I definitely need it during lockdown.

  • @bamrn1983
    @bamrn1983 3 роки тому +5

    I still don't know WHY he wasn't arrested

  • @grantpurdy4137
    @grantpurdy4137 3 роки тому +2

    I love Guillermo!! He’s the best !! 🤣🤣

  • @peterpuck151
    @peterpuck151 3 роки тому +13

    last bit with Molly and parents was hilarious

  • @jasonsraberg2560
    @jasonsraberg2560 3 роки тому +44

    Molly is going to have nightmares. For weeks

  • @rohanpatel6728
    @rohanpatel6728 3 роки тому +30

    Remember to smile, so many things are going on in this world that we can’t even comprehend, just appreciate the opportunity to live

    • @swim_ad
      @swim_ad 3 роки тому

      Why can't "we" comprehend it ? 😁

    • @rohanpatel6728
      @rohanpatel6728 3 роки тому

      @@swim_ad because you will never meet every single person in the world. Humans are just as different as we are similar. At this very instant you read this, billions of people are doing something, whether it’s something extraordinary or struggling with a situation we ourselves will never experience. No one has enough empathy to comprehend all the actions that go on in this world, you would be pretending if you did. Have a good day and smile 😊

  • @tz7813
    @tz7813 3 роки тому +5

    “Hi, I’m a hack comedian, paid millions of dollars to read scripts given to me by my bosses. Here’s a public service announcement for the Democrat Party”.

    • @klfjoat
      @klfjoat 3 роки тому

      "Hi, I back a movement which literally does give their employees partisan scripts to be read (Sinclair Broadcasting). I don't understand fascism or reality."
      (I do agree he's a hack comedian, though)

  • @bruhhbruhh702lv9
    @bruhhbruhh702lv9 3 роки тому

    Keep telling it like it is Jimmy. Your the best bro 💯

  • @saturnstar718
    @saturnstar718 3 роки тому +40

    9:55
    Guillermo's laugh is so infectious! After all these years it dawned on me that he's basically the co-host. He doesn't sit "on the couch" like Andy Richter or Ed McMahon, and he may not be even credited as "co-host", but he adds joy to the show. Also, I think he's high or tipsy.

  • @mrzeegrr
    @mrzeegrr 3 роки тому +144

    remember: On election day-vote American, not republican

    • @gilhoi
      @gilhoi 3 роки тому

      You mean to vote for the party that actually hate America and everything it was founded on??? That's makes sense

    • @glennbrown3426
      @glennbrown3426 3 роки тому +2

      The whole world is watching. The American Republican Party is OVER! 🇨🇦🙏🇺🇸

    • @gracemunich1476
      @gracemunich1476 3 роки тому

      @@gilhoi delusional?? The GOP holds party over country and does not care about anyone but themselves!!

  • @ThePhysics1234
    @ThePhysics1234 3 роки тому +58

    "don't they have something better to do we are in the middle of a pandemic"
    You mean like golfing?

    • @joemckim1183
      @joemckim1183 3 роки тому +10

      Or defrauding small business loans during a pandemic? Or losing an election and instead of trying to use your last months in office to help people as much as possible in your remaining time, instead spread lies and stir up people into a frenzy to cause an insurrection?

    • @ThePhysics1234
      @ThePhysics1234 3 роки тому +6

      @@joemckim1183 We need to invent new word for the level of pathetic

    • @jeaniegrothause5824
      @jeaniegrothause5824 3 роки тому

      Democrats are evil! Trump wanted to call in the National Guard before even Jan 6. They declined. They anything to happen to keep Trump out of office. Another thing to put upon him. If you believe all these liberal lies. I feel sorry for you. Jimmy will read anything they write to make his millions.

    • @kenrickeason
      @kenrickeason 3 роки тому

      @@jeaniegrothause5824 Funny! Trump has full control of the military dude.. you can lie all you want but Trump wanted that sh-t happen.. You can deflect all you want but Donald Trump didn't wanna stop this.. They called the National Guard a day before BLM got there and the National Guard was there.. What's was different about Jan. 6 2021?!

  • @Mulder2032
    @Mulder2032 3 роки тому +1

    Thank God for Jimmy Kimmel. I don't know how I would've gotten through the last year without him.

  • @ahsokatano8542
    @ahsokatano8542 3 роки тому

    Jimmy Kimmel is one of the few people who can say whatever he wants and not get cancelled for it

  • @petuniapop7819
    @petuniapop7819 3 роки тому +19

    lmao that first couple was so cute. They gonna make it for sure.

  • @mypillowguy445
    @mypillowguy445 3 роки тому +47

    I love how much Jimmy hates Don Jr.

  • @angelamartinez8042
    @angelamartinez8042 3 роки тому +5

    Jimmy is my update for this trial! Adds humor and lets me know what’s goin on!

  • @apulliam546
    @apulliam546 3 роки тому +1

    I died when Jimmy said "You slept through some of those times" 😂🤣

  • @loisbowers5254
    @loisbowers5254 3 роки тому +3

    If I were any of Trumps kids, I’d be embarrassed to show my face in public. Don Jr. is shameless.

  • @jerryjacob7062
    @jerryjacob7062 3 роки тому +9

    Only a minute into the video and Jimmy is on fire. Good job

  • @jyelin1
    @jyelin1 3 роки тому +24

    Note to Jr...get off drugs!

    • @pusteeidechse7382
      @pusteeidechse7382 3 роки тому +1

      I thougt it was Hunter Biden with the crack pipe.

    • @Jaygo_Chuggington
      @Jaygo_Chuggington 3 роки тому

      U didn’t see Hunter get a foot job while smoking crack? O that’s right u get ur news from cnn

  • @MannyHaarp
    @MannyHaarp 3 роки тому +6

    Always love Guillermo's wholesome laugh 9:59

  • @lumpy0100
    @lumpy0100 3 роки тому

    Thanks Jimmy Kimmel, Guillermo Rodriguez Et Al.🙂

  • @LoganLovesPickles
    @LoganLovesPickles 3 роки тому +3

    My boyfriend is a nursing student in his last semester and I am an educator and we were able to get our Covid-19 vaccines on the same day AND he was the person who administered my vaccine. It was literally the most romantic thing we could've done in February 2021. We are excited to tell our kids one day that their dad was a healthcare worker during a pandemic and vaccinated his mom

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 3 роки тому +62

    "... and the whole time Trump sat in his office and said nothing."
    I imagine that only applies if shouting 'Yippee!' and 'Woohoo!' counts as 'saying nothing'.

  • @mo19702009
    @mo19702009 3 роки тому +17

    What do you expect when you´re not even paying for the service? That apply for lawyers; too.

  • @nikeking1895
    @nikeking1895 3 роки тому +118

    Is it just me or does Don Jr without fail sound like he’s got nose candy jammed up his nose every time he speaks publicly?

    • @Siegorius
      @Siegorius 3 роки тому +11

      He's got something up his nose but I don't think it's candy...

    • @glenncordova4027
      @glenncordova4027 3 роки тому +12

      There's something very wrong with him. If he's on drugs it's very sad. He looks horrible.

    • @mcwatters7100
      @mcwatters7100 3 роки тому +10

      They all look like the Stepford Wives.

    • @georgenichols7718
      @georgenichols7718 3 роки тому +3

      Welp... nose candy but I bet it is white and powdery and was a slang term in the 80's

    • @tucuquitodelalma
      @tucuquitodelalma 3 роки тому +4

      It's not just you, everyone who has dealt with someone on coke knows the signs.

  • @danieltaylor9459
    @danieltaylor9459 3 роки тому +3

    Seeing Brady hammered like that was actually quite wholesome lol

  • @ErLeuchten
    @ErLeuchten 3 роки тому +8

    3:20 "arent we in the middle of a pandemic" said the guy who orginized this years largest public meeting XD

  • @UserInterface00
    @UserInterface00 3 роки тому +4

    3:50 the look on Jimmy Kimmel roasting Don Jr is just Gold!

  • @christinemusselman5499
    @christinemusselman5499 3 роки тому +71

    For Valentine's Day, get her....
    "The covid-19 vaccine --
    Available Nowhere"

  • @charlieschneider5649
    @charlieschneider5649 3 роки тому +38

    I just realized, has anyone seen Jimmy interact with the comment section???

    • @JimmyKimmelLive
      @JimmyKimmelLive  3 роки тому +51

      hi

    • @charlieschneider5649
      @charlieschneider5649 3 роки тому +26

      @@JimmyKimmelLive that just made my dad 🤭. I'm a huge fan I love the content keep it up!

    • @NatureLovesCompany
      @NatureLovesCompany 3 роки тому +7

      I know! Pretty cool

    • @voodoo49
      @voodoo49 3 роки тому +5

      @@JimmyKimmelLive ... and then , he was gone.

    • @TheAnnie41
      @TheAnnie41 3 роки тому +1

      @@JimmyKimmelLive hi Jimmy, thanks for getting us through this past yr if nightmares, take care

  • @steff.7028
    @steff.7028 3 роки тому +3

    LOL. Jimmy is such agreat comedian.

  • @alisonmaillard5341
    @alisonmaillard5341 3 роки тому +1

    I just love Guillermo's laugh! So contagious!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 3 роки тому +52

    Look. In Donnie's lawyers defense... How much effort would you put into what is sure to be an unintentionally pro bono case? They know they aren't getting paid. And they phoned it in accordingly.

    • @ohnonotagain8935
      @ohnonotagain8935 3 роки тому +2

      This right here is why so many biased plea bargain convictions occur. The attitude of I work for my money has zero integrity. If you sign up for probono with you should do the job that would make your name be proud. The American justice system is heavily biased towards the wealthy. That's a good place to start a revamp on a fair and balanced system

    • @mondingo67
      @mondingo67 3 роки тому

      More importantly they know that GOP senators will acquit Trump anyway. So they cant bother doing the work.

    • @mariastewart8810
      @mariastewart8810 3 роки тому

      Lol! He can no longer afford the high priced attorneys hence this low priced bozo 😆😆

  • @TheMauf
    @TheMauf 3 роки тому +12

    That cackling chick that’s laughing each night has to go

    • @2ndr8swkrak6
      @2ndr8swkrak6 3 роки тому +4

      I came here to say the same thing. It’s so annoying.

    • @zeldas_lullaby
      @zeldas_lullaby 3 роки тому +3

      YES! Several videos in a row now I've groaned and thought, "Ugh, she's there again!!"

    • @angelamitchell6657
      @angelamitchell6657 3 роки тому +2

      Unfortunately, she’s a paid employee. That’s part of her job. Lol

  • @halflanding1900
    @halflanding1900 3 роки тому +7

    Bernie’s *the man* !! Love him.

  • @pitab2093
    @pitab2093 3 роки тому

    NOT GUILTY! Choke on it Kimmel!

  • @scudrunner79
    @scudrunner79 3 роки тому +35

    "If you can't bedazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit"

  • @TF_Tony
    @TF_Tony 3 роки тому +43

    "Don't they have something better to do, like fighting the pandemic?" Says the guy defending his father whose administration had not bothered to even draft a strategy on how to fight the pandemic, 11 months into said pandemic.

    • @gilhoi
      @gilhoi 3 роки тому

      Well, that is just a straight lie. Does it make you feel better play in your imagination?

  • @natethenub6595
    @natethenub6595 3 роки тому +7

    I joked about the "drink bleach" thing on Facebook to a Red Hatter and got banned for 3 days!

  • @kellymcalien3351
    @kellymcalien3351 3 роки тому +16

    Need to keep a list of Senators and how they vote on impeachment. Impeach or be voted out.

  • @SomeGuy-hd4cn
    @SomeGuy-hd4cn 3 роки тому +4

    It used to be that you could just deny, deny, deny and it would work. Then film and video were invented and people said, "Now they can never lie because we have a physical record." Turns out that it makes no difference. People will just ignore, ignore, ignore.

  • @mirarift
    @mirarift 3 роки тому +13

    Where was junior's speech during his father's admnistration when everything was deadlocked and no help for the people during the "hoax" pandemic?

    • @chrisnine11
      @chrisnine11 3 роки тому

      He didn't have one because it didn't fit the agenda back then. Now they have decided the pandemic is the most important thing... The same was that was going to magically disappear, the one that was "like the flu", etc. Whatever fits the narrative for them is all they care about.