Trump vs Late Night Hosts, Marjorie Taylor Greene vs Immigrants & Herschel Walker vs The Libs!
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- Опубліковано 10 жов 2022
- Los Angeles has been named the 172nd safest city in the USA out of 182, jaywalking will no longer be a ticketable offense in the state of California and Guillermo puts the new law to the test, Donald Trump took a break from disparaging the FBI to go after late night talk show hosts, according to a new survey more than half of Americans don’t trust the Supreme Court, Japan is seeing a surge in what they call “romance scams,” Putin continues to escalate his unprovoked war on Ukraine, there has been a surge of Russians googling “When is Putin Going to Die,” Marjorie Taylor Greene is trying to scare voters to the polls with her take on the “Great” Replacement Theory, now that MTG is getting divorced Jimmy has found the perfect guy for her, Herschel Walker tried to turn the attention away from his abortion scandal, and Mike Lindell makes a big endorsement for Governor of Wisconsin.
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I'm part native, and I'm always amused by anyone from Georgia coming out against immigration and cancel culture. These people literally tried to CANCEL natives and their culture.
And they were, unfortunately, quite successful at doing so. The entire country was stolen from natives. Yet Somehow people still believe the country was founded on Christianity values.
Don’t watch any Giuliani vid from this week. Him calling Columbus a hero is the least bad wrong thing he said.
All of this is embarrassing 😳. We are not a nation of being guided by fear. Country are laughing at us. To have any of these so called want to be senator's, is embarrassing!! What are we going to do to stop this!?
Lived near Cherokee,NC and as far as I know they still do a play at the local amphitheater about the trail of tears. It’s still hard to believe we did that to so many people. I know it happened, I just can’t believe the suffering. Horrible
Republicans are the enemy of America
Just absolutely stellar! Thank you!!
Cheers from Europe. And vote blue! 💙💙
The guy who plays Mike Lyndell needs to win all the awards
Honestly thought that WAS him, and I was sitting going, "how is this happening?"
@@brucecarey915 lmaoooooooo it's so good it's believable
Too funny. Great impersonator. I bet if he performed to those Hee Haw and WWE followers, they would not know the difference.
He does such a great job than whenever I watch actual Mike Lindell, it feels like he is doing an impression of himself
Andy Kaufman.
That Mike Lindell actor is representing Mike Lindell better than Mike is representing himself. He is crazy good.
I guess MTG didn't go to high school because she clearly did not read that sentence printed in my high school history textbook in bold black and white letters saying "America is a melting pot of different cultures coming from all over the world to build something truly unique."
"melting pot...." Boom 💥
And now you know why the GOP is trying to get rid of history classes.
wait who said marger turd green can read?
What these people, like mtg,or boebart ext! Are trying to do to our beliefs,our dreams and our freedom to vote,to decide about a women's body. Biden has done alot more in a short time,then most presidents. Republicans continue to down play his successes!?
She only reads one book, the bible, and she reads it the wrong way around .
If MTG is an example of American "culture", I'm in favor of it being replaced.
👍😄😄😄👍
These Mike Lindell Skits are some of the funniest things I have ever scene. Thank god for Jimmy Kimmel.
MIKE IS COUNTING DOLLARS WHILE JIMMIE IS COUNTING CROWS.....LOLOLOL
Ya okay Trumpet
"Magoon squad." Jimmy was on fire!
Odd coincidences landed me in Santa Fe sharing a duplex with 2 Navajo women. I've gotten to know their family who live on the Rez. Wonderful people. What if Columbus never came and we were a more native culture?? It would be a much nicer place.
I think that would be wonderful.
@simon kenton In what way?
@@zonian1966 It took me 3 tries to get thru that. Past life trauma...seriously.
@simon kenton I am in the middle of the Navajo, Ute, Pueblos, Apache Tribes. There is no way I can fully understand their world. They have their own reality and their own culture. But I love the people I know.
@simon kenton You object to things you've never experienced.
Sir Elton time to file a lawsuit!
Thank goodness for late night hosts. They have gotta be the most sane voices we all get to hear lately. Kimmel for president!
Democrat shills except for the briliant Greg Gutfeld.
@@johnbrowne3950 lol exactly. These shows have such strong political bias and almost never portray both sides.
@@johnbrowne3950brilliant? greg gutfeld is a joke without a punchline
@Random Entertainment You have just described every Democrat.
Trump just doesn't have anything better to do.
That was a damn good Mike Lindell impression.
That guy does a better Mike Lindell than Mike Lindell. 😂😂😂
I have a hard time believing that's not actually him.
And he's not being sued for a billion dollars!
That Mike Lindell impersonator kills me everytime
How is it even possible that Hershel is in a "statistical tie" with Warnock? 🤯
27 days until election day. Vote!
AMEN!!!!
The Court should now be referred to as: "The Extreme Court"
They are indeed supremely extreme
@@arthurmartin4616 the words "extremist"
Utter SHAM!!!
Amen! You made my day too!
@@cbcbmail1125 What is?
The Mike Lindell skit was golden!💯
I love that Mike Lindell actor. His bits are always funny.
We need a Mike Pillow smash cut. The guy who plays him is perfect.
The crowd behind Marjorie Taylor Greene while she's giving her speech is hilarious!
A large crowed! cuz republicans are the majority!
MTG played linebacker for University of Georgia about 30 years after Hershel attended.
And, like him, she did not wear a helmet.
She’s yt so Ye likes that, they’re both Divorced! Perhaps they can get together 😂
@@bonniejosavland3227 Oh, man, don't cross the streams. 🤯
@@bonniejosavland3227 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@bonniejosavland3227 NOOOOO! 😫 Would be like Hershel hooking up with a short weight lifter on steroids
Hey Jimmy, Man oh man, thanks for the pillow guy. I'm still on stiches here.
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Just the fact that the late night custodians of sanity are mentioned by the Orange Jose, now that’s winning Bigly
Love the Mike Lindell skit, I'd love to see the real Lindell's reaction too it. LMAO!!!
If your job is being replaced by people that don't speak English, it really says something about your job...
Must not be doing your job.
No it's says a lot about you.
They don't it better and faster
Right?
McDonald's. Only hires Latinos at the store I'd worked. Wasn't so in the past when Italians were managers but once they left and Latinos became managers, only hired Latinos & speak Spanish all day long!
Love how Jimmy continues to rub DT the wrong way despite tubbys threats!
Yep ..he mentions Jimmy 💖🌹🦋 more than others...but they take him down every time 😹😅😂🤣💩🤡😸🇺🇸
"3 kids in a trenchcoat" bit was genius 😂
The only time I’d be interested in hearing the name Marjorie Taylor Greene is during a reading of her eulogy.
Let's fckn go 👏
@@zonian1966 💯% 👊🧡👍
I’d like to hear it under a bill of censure.
Oooooof
I can’t stand Orange and Green 🖕
Herschel sounds like he's taken a few too many hits to his thick head...
he needs a kind reminder that in Russian verbs and adjectives change gendered too, not just pronouns, they're conjugated based on genders
😂🤣😂I can't wait for the mad tirade this will bring about, Jimmy! 💕
MTG figured everyone was getting replaced after her husband decided to replace her.
Hardly a stretch 😁
lmao
I love Jimmy Kimmel's jokes about Republicans
It’s great how no one in Marjorie’s audience is paying attention to what she is saying bc even they know deep down that it’s nonsense
I think they finally realize she's more nuts than they are.
Nothing like getting undivided attention! 😂
They have ADD, and they can't focus on anyone or anything for any length of time, because they were crack babies. And this should help explain a lot
Hi @@couragekarnga8735
Do you really think Trumpists can realize something about reality?
To me, that folks seems braindead
....i´m not sure about that.🤔
The Mike impersonating is so on point I get confused thinking he’s the real one
Those people weren’t feeling MTG 🙂
The only people who should be feeling MTG is the orderly coming back to lead her back to her room at the nearest mental health facility!
Her soon to be ex wasn't feeling her either.
@@TheDarkness1 .... and probably hasn't for years. I can't say that I blame him though.
@@brian5o I bet he is still into goblins, but not this especially vile one. I guess she started talking for the first time long after they married.
The reality is that jaywalking is one of those "I need something to bust this guy for" offenses and is selectively enforced against "undesirables"
Agreed.
It was literally created by the auto industry as a derogatory term to mean that someone in the street (where people had been walking for hundreds of years) was stupid for being there to take the blame off the driver who hit them.
Sweet! Moving to LA next month and looking forward to playing frogger.
As a Brit I find it amazing that you can't just cross the street anywhere so long as you're not causing a hazard. Pedestrians don't have the right of way over here except at designated crossings, but if you can cross the street without causing drivers to slam on the brakes then you're free to cross anywhere you like.
@@EvieDoesUA-cam I loved living in England. I also felt safer because of how few guns were around.
American late night shows are the best from NZ
Hershel's on tour telling stories about 3 pregnant cows...you can't make this up
Stable genuis 🤓🤡👨🎓
Why am I not shocked by all this.🤦🏽♀️
He has also mentioned "We're in a war" wich I find disturbing because the USA is not in actualy at war.
You don’t have his talent, his money or Hershel’s brains meatBall
@@gary62971 Don't know about the talent and money part, but I'm sure the OP is REALLY relieved at not having Herschel's brains... ;-)
If only the floors are slippery at Putin’s house near his windows.
On the 10th floor while Putin and trump are holding hands!!
A good sniper could do the job!!!
They are for those Putin dislikes 👀
Your Tinder sketch had me choking of laughter having my coffee ☕🤣. Keep it up Jimmy...you Keep us all SANE in this crazy 🤪world.
Great monologue Jimmy.
GanGreene is the smell that let's doctors know it is time to cut off the rot.
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Imagine the poor staffer that had to explain what a pronoun is to Herschel Walker.
😂😂😂
Herschel thought only a small number of nouns could go pro. He thought only the best nouns got to go pro..
I'm surprised he could even read the scoreboard.
Imagine an entire generation who can't figure out what pronoun to use? We are definitely having a(manufactured) mental health crisis in the US. I feel sorry all the kids growing up today in this BS. What you don't realize is you're being played. 😔 So sad.
I'm pretty sure that they had to explain what an explanation was to him, too. I'm thinking that he wasn't too smart to start with and the the concussions rob him of the little smarts he had.
Jimmy, I loved your daring replacement joke. I've thought something similar - and, no, it's not self-hating. Well said.
Aha, Trump reacts to late night shows! That confirms my suggestion: everybody (democrats, cable news, any news, any opponent really) should start mocking the living crap out of Trump and his followers. Humor is a stronger weapon than hate or anger
Amen! You made my day!
Jimmy Kimmel and Seth Meyers mock Trump and his minions every chance they get. Jimmy Kimmel called Marjorie Taylor Green Clan Mom! LMBO 😂
Trevor Noah and Jimmy Fallon also mock Trump and supporters.
Sometimes when I hear their jokes I laugh so hard I come very close to soiling my underpants!! Lol
@@annbrodeur4861 I know, but thats in the wel known comedy and entertainmentshows. Sometimes the networks take clips from that, but in my view the mocking should be widespread in a way that for instance Trump simply cannot avoid it anumore. That would really piss him off, I guess
There is a very high possibility that Singing Uncle Sam at the Trump Rally didn’t get paid! 👍
A car engine cooked hot dog and a 10 dollar piece of crack, I would bet he got paid in full.
Someone probably paid him to shut up.
@@TentinQuarantino_ I paid him to keep going. I needed a good laugh. 😉
Hey, since you brought up the Uncle Sam "performance" do you have any idea wtf he is singing after "I fought the.... LAVAGWEENO.... Trump won. "I fought the.... LAVAGWEENO.....Trump won???? I went back like 10 times and for the life of me cannot make it out, maybe it's his drunken slobbering on the mic or my increasing deafness. I don't know why I need to know this and it is bothering me!!! I even typed a comment asking this last night but decided against posting it as no one else in the comments I read seemed to bring it up or care, but now that Jimmy has played the clip again I am even more obsessed to know!!! It could be it so obvious to normal ears that no one (sane) would bother with it!!! Thanks in advance if you can help out, no big deal if you can't, I'll just have to live with this LOL!!!
P.S. Love the Zack Brannigan and Kif thumbnail/profile picture. I miss that show!
@@michaelesgro9506 "Trump fought the law but we know Trump won"
Someone asked Herschel, "Give me two pronouns." He replied, "Who, me?"
I be surprised if he knows who and me!😂
So in theory, he could make any two random sounds, and call them pronouns.
LOL
Lmao awesome
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Jimmy really brought it tonight!
Brought what?
Jimmy Kimmel is hilarious. Love his laugh.
His wife is one of the show's writers.
They must laugh often.
No he's not ,, he is if you are a Liberal
He’s trash
@@marblesrichard hE iS If YOu ARe a lIBeRal 👀 sorry some people have a sense of humor and a brain which it's obvious you have neither. If you don't like Liberals then I don't know maybe find another way of spending your time instead of being hateful?
@@marblesrichard Thanks for watching.
@@marblesrichard I feel owned. 😂 🤡🤡🤡
Jimmy, I hope that every person who watches your monologue on youtube does the right and essential thing and VOTES BLUE UP AND DOWN THE BALLOT in '22. No excuses! Get out there and do it!
Oh, I'll be voting, I promise! I literally just requested an absentee ballot!
For what it’s worth most people who watch UA-cam aren’t American 😅. Also where I live Blue is the colour of the conservatives. 😮
Thanks for your vote blue
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@@sloppynyuszi Is that true about YT? Anyway, people in the U.S. watch Jimmy on TV.
As a Minnesotan, I approve this Mike Pillow message!
How far we have fallen...
Haha whenever he says he ‘destroyed the late shows’ it means he’s FURIOUS that they keep winning Emmys and most of the time he’s the butt of the jokes Lmaoooo
Who are you referring to.
@@patriciafox8656 if u need to ask then you didnt watch.
I know, right? His ego is probably blown up enough that he started thinking he should be given an Emmy for being the punchline of every joke.
@@patriciafox8656 hey did you know? Even if you just click on the comments section that still counts as a View and helps boost the popularity of this channel. Tell that to your MAGA friends, Red, and thanks for the view!
Late night shows are nothing but political shows now,tired and old
I love the Mike Lindell part that he is worrying about if wolves can open doors...lmao
Ydblvv
LMAO! Mike's a billionaire and you're a .. .broke MSM sheep.
@Bobby S 🤣 😂 🤣
The sad part is that I can’t really tell whether the Mike Pillow ad is fake or not…
Ikr?
Wouldn't it be cool if he assassinated pillow guy and replaced him.
Anything is fake from Mike Pillow.
First time I saw that guy, I said something similar. "This would be a lot funnier, if he wasn't so close to the real thing."
@@Tessmage_Tessera it would be funny if he was on the other side of the mirror when pillow guy is shaving like in the commercial.
Jimmy is in great form today👊
We’ve never had jay walking laws in the UK. it depends how confident you are and also if you fancy playing chicken with a speeding vehicle.
Can we get one of those immigrants to replace Marjorie Taylor Greene? I think they'd even do a better job. 🤣
What’s sad is I decided to become a closing judge for election night just to see what really goes on with tallying the votes and how they are counted. To see if fraud could be committed as easily as they say. The complete opposite. Very hard to do. With that being said , it was more interesting to see that everyone ( everyone) who worked the polls that night was foreign. That was for the primaries.
The general election is upon us. I decided not to work. They are so desperate for workers they forced me to work again. Americans don’t even work their own elections yet they holler and scream. The real truth.
Anything that replaces you Marjorie honey has got to be good. Can't wait.
She is supposed to be debating her opponent on the 16th
If she tried to debate a pineapple, I'd still vote for the pineapple.
😂😂😂
@@TheDarkness1 ofc you would because the pineapple wins that debate anyway
Snip ✂️ it Hershell!
That Mike Lindell guy is the funniest thing on late night!
Herschel Walker is more like a Republican than anyone would have guessed. This is the best they have.
Yikes...
So true & so sad!
It’s progress though, right? It used to be that only really straight edge, truly churchy, truly conservative black men and women could get their support. Now, after decades of insane white politicians, finally insane black politicians are allowed in.
I want to vent to but these trumpers aren’t worth it. But love the fact the late shows use all the material they give them for comedy. Keep up the good coverage Jimmy. You guys are gonna miss em when they disappear from the scene. Not really
No. It's the blackest.
Being in the UK, where we basically cross the road whenever we feel like it, it feels weird that that'd be a crime anywhere really.
Land of the free, right?! 😏
I think many of us would get a ticket when we cross 😂🤔 I give thanks don't live in USA for many reasons including healthcare structure, access to guns, etc.
I’m British and I’d ticket any of these absolute melons who can’t be bothered to use a proper crossing and will try to cross ten yards from that crossing instead. And then look annoyed they can’t cross.
@@AidanMillward I ain't saying it isn't annoying or complaint worthy. But illegal? Eh, doesn't feel like it.
MTG is about 2 centimeters away from saying marriages should only be between first cousins from now on
Or brothers like Ilhan Omar, the famous Democrat.
@@johnbrowne3950 Brown lady BAD! 🙄
@@michaelschwartz8730 Brown lady anti-American.
I would love to see Ariel Elias perform on Jimmy Kimmel Live! 😎🍻💙
I second that!!!
@Juke Branwen That’s awesome! Hopefully the show reached out to her😄
I love this guy ! Ty Jimmy!
Your "Mike Lindell" is a whole lot better than the original!!!👍 Homeless Uncle Sam was hysterical, too!!
I woulda loved to have seen how many people were actually in attendance at the rally with the "singing" phony Uncle Sam
Attendees at these things are usually outnumbered by the vendors hawking over-priced MAGA junk. MAGAs looooove their collectables.
What I saw to his right, 2!! Probably about the same amount that showed up at Sarah Palin's rally with "James Brown". How embarrassing because in their heads, they are thinking it's going to be a blow out.
Nobody was paying attention when MTG was talking onstage. All the people behind her were just talking lol
Minnesota State Bird: The Loon
Minnesota State Loon: Mike Lindell
They can pass a jaywalking law, but not a law on things that matter.😢
Things like jaywalking are used as an excuse to stop and frisk “suspicious” people. Aka a way to get away with discrimination.
the jaywalking law should actually be called the 'jerk cop having a sh*t day and taking it out on pedestrians' law.
@@alisalaska1786 Jaywalking is used to keep the roads safe.
@@nonyabizness.original You people are crazy ignorant.
I love the exposure to so many different cultures here in the US. I agree, keep ‘em coming.
Smokey the bear was very offended when Hershal said he didnt like trees. NOW, he is down right mad that he claims to be a bear. He pissed off the wrong bear. Hershal better look over his shoulder when he is near any woods.
Or any Greens…
"Only you can prevent getting mauled by a bear... Herschel." -Smokey
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air, you rock Jimmy. 😉 🤗❤️👍
I guess your boat and red huh sorry about your luck loser
"Tubby orange brat." *LMAO!*
Omg that ending! 🤣🤣🤣👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Guierrmo takin one for the team always. Be nice to him.
Awe, that poor Japanese women. Luckily, my Nigerian prince REALLY loves me. 🖤
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Oh my goodness, Jimmy you give the best news ever on Trump. I can't stop laughing.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Please NEVER let up till he’s gone
Admit it, Jimmy. You can’t live without Trump.
Love 💕 Jimmy 😂
Right OHNNN to replacing Trumpists with immigrants!!!! Make America great again (and far less fascistic)!
I like it when they post the monologue on UA-cam before the actual airtime on television. (I'm in eastern time).
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It's 10:03pm ET
4:07pm Hawaiian time ❤💛💚
@@jaredpgrigg Eastern time, in Canada for me!
@@kari_bear21 Cool!
This didn't happen...eastern time....pbft
Shhh! Maybe they don't realize.
Respect and addressing people properly has always been a thing for all branches of Military.
8:33 I didnt even realize he was saying "countries" i thought he was trying to say someone's name 😂🤣😂🤣😂
Jimmy is amazing!
Jimmy Kimmel is to funny with his puns and jokes.
Three kids in a trench coat sounds exactly like a Lindell idea 😂😂
Marjorie left out that they're raising their kiddos to.👍
"3 kids in a trenchcoat" is also a Columbine analogy
I couldn’t figure out if mike lindell was barfing up trash or eating it, but that was funny 😂
Hard to tell the difference between Jimmie's Mike and the "real" Mike.
The Lindel gag was priceless
More Lindell! These bits spoofing him are so good I usually end up watching twice! Funny, Funny man who does the impressions & kudos to the writers of the dialogue & the choreographer & set design. Emmy material?
James Adomian is a comedic genius.
damn, that was straight brutal. jimmy went beast mode
You can jaywalk freely in the UK and no one bats an eyelid.
Elton John's gonna be *pissed!*
I love when Mike is on😅
I love that Nashua, NH is a safest city according to some random survey group. Meanwhile, residents of NH consider it a hotbed of crime.
I moved to Columbia, Maryland when I was 7 years old. It was an amazing place to grow up! It was the late '60's and the city was growing all the time. Columbia is a "planned" city by visionary, James Rouse, who was clearly way ahead of his time. Interesting fact, James Rouse is actor Edward Norton's grandfather. I love your show!!!