BLIND FURY BAD MOVIE REVIEW | Double Toasted
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- Опубліковано 19 вер 2024
- BLIND FURY BAD MOVIE REVIEW | Double Toasted - Today the Double Toasted podcast review the 1989 non-classic, as the DT crew give their review for the bad movie known as Blind Fury. We show clips from the movie, the trailer, showing scenes from the film that may make you feel VERY uncomfortable, and at the end of the day, as we've done for Cats, we do recommend you guys check this out on UA-cam, or download the film elsewhere. This movie is nuts, and we go in-depth in this one!
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I literally laugh so hard in the beginning my wife said “ WHAT HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! “ 🤣🤣🤣
😆same here!!!
😂😂😂
LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!
Hahahaha hahahaha 😂
spoken like someone that's never seen Blind Fury
Billy sounds like a black Mark Hamil Joker.
Rascoe Hunter 😂😂🤣🤣 bro you read my mind here !
Billy for Joker in the new Batman trilogy 🤣
Billy's laugh makes this video 10 times funnier!
@TimeMakerMan based off the title alone this gets an instant like from me, Billy's laughter is a bonus, I can't not smile when he cracks up.
Bad movies and Billy's laugh are a great combo.
TimeMakerMan damn right it does !
His laugh is infectious!
Riiighht lmao
Billy's reactions are so priceless
That scene always makes me laugh and Billy running out almost killed me lmfao
Blind Fury is a classic ( R.I.P. Rutger Hauer )
Billy's laugh is extremely contagious i swear
Billy is the only reason why I watch double toasted
One line I remember clearly is when the main boss was ordering his underling:
Get Me Bruce Lee!
.......Bruce Lee is dead sir.
Well, then get me his brother!
Trivia:
The Japanese swordsman he fought at the end was played by Sho Kosugi, who popularized Ninjas in 80s Hollywood with cult classics like Revenge Of The Ninja and Enter The Ninja.
Loved him in the ninja craze.
Especially in Black Eagle and as the villain in Ninja Assassin.
I was blown away by his son, Kane. Awesome talent.
Can't believe he was pre-Ninja Gaiden in the Dead or Alive movie.
Goon:bruce lee is dead - bad guy : then get me his brother.
The best solution to any problem. Ask Chin Lee, the hero of Hong Kong 97.
the great thing about the 1980s and 1990s is that they knew how to blend action and comedy.
Legend
"You are cutting me in two, Lisa!"
I did not hit her
oh hi mark
So how's your love life?
@@CyborgSodaCollectsno it's how's your sex life
Only a blind man would refuse to wear shirts from DTMerch.com
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Daredevil would wear DT Merch... only he wont, since he promised first to promote his buddy Luke Cage.
By the end of this video Billy's laugh sounds just like Joaquin Phoenix in the opening scene of Joker lmao, that shit sounds painful
I'm beginning to think and Billy stole the Joker's iconic laugh while the Joker was sleeping.
Ay, Charlie! Didn't know you watched Double Toasted!
15:08 Billy’s laugh slays
This is Pulp Fiction and Kill Bill all in one movie.
Don't forget Rambo and DareDevil. 😁
This movie is a Classic. Had this on a VHS with Blood Sport, RoboCop 2, and Blind Fury. I couldn't tell you how many times I've seen this movie.
You and me both. This movie was part of my childhood.
this movie was the shit back in the day
I watched this several times during my childhood
0:08 is probably the appropriate reaction to the movie on the whole. He's the white Zatoichi.
I was thinking the same thing!
Loved Blind Fury in 1989, and I still do. It’s just one of those flicks that checks off all the right boxes. When Rutger Hauer passed, everyone was talking about Blade Runner. Despite his lengthy filmography, all I could think of was this movie. RIP, Rutger Hauer.
This is an American remake of a Zatoichi film. It's nutty from the beginning! Siskel and Ebert gave it Two Thumbs Up on their show.
Jesus they did? My god
I'm glad someone knows of Zatoichi..👏
@@ArtVandelayOfficial I have the film collection.
Korey do a bad movie review once a week, this shit is fire lol
The Red Guy yes!
Billy's laugh brings me legit so much joy!
This movie would be a great double feature with Samurai Cop or Miami Connection
This is not a bad movie, this is not a good "bad" movie either, it's not a good film but an awesome movie, a timeless classic!!!
I have never even heard of this movie until DT talked about it last night.
I loved this movie, it's exactly as you described
Love this movie
It's just a fun movie and you go with it🗡
One of my all time favorites. Well than get his brother Bruce Ly
I need Billy's laugh as my ringtone
I want it as my alarm sound
The Movie Surgeon *HE HE HEEEEE HAHAHAHA*
Alarn.. I'd never hit snooze buttons
God dammit, Uncle Popcorn gone make me act up everytime!
Nobody:
Billy: *STARTS GETTING WEAK BEFORE THE JOKE*
This movie is super entertaining, a cheese 80's classic, big fan. Rutger Hauer will always be the man. Can't hate on this fun ass movie from my childhood.
Billy's laugh is the best
The kid from this movie is Brendan Call. He originally played Hobbie Buchanan(Mitch Buchanan's son) on Baywatch before being recast Jeremy Jackson. He is best known as JT from Step by Step
Lads, if you loved this, and haven't reviewed it already; do yourself a favour and review Samurai Cop.
You thought this movie had bad fight sequences and crappy deaths? You ain't ready.
3:28 7:00 9:58 11:52 15:07 17:48 19:24 22:14 23:50 30:02 33:15 36:24 🤣
34:10😂
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30:04
10:15
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Blind Fury was awesome. It's an American take on an old Black and White Japanese film series called Zatoichi which was also remade in the 2000's.
Blind Fury was fantastic. I loved that movie. It was an American Zatoichi.
The hitchhiker was the ish, RIP Ruger Hauer
Wow, I remember Blind Fury. The bastardized version of the Zatoichi films.
Ironically, it was made as a tribute to those films, downright to the unrealistic slashing of eyebrows.
There used to be a blind battle rapper named Blind Fury lol
Shan Mck i remember that! 😂😂😂
The first thing I thought about when I read this title
Blind Fury was a remake of Zatoichi Challeneged, which was already the 16th movie in that series.
3:08 Harrison’s got that face where he’s like “How the fuck did you get into my weed stash?”
RIP Rutger Hauer 🙏
BLIND FURY is a Cult Classic..R.I.P To Rutger Hauer!!!!!
Blind Fury is not a bad movie.
But a dumb one
no, it's a bad good movie.
Man I live for Billy's cackles.
I'm still pounding my fist here and demanding for a Neil Breen movie review since 2017 with Goodwin and Girts!
Please oh please do a Neil Breen one!
I ask for that every week and I'm still waiting! I'll be happy with any one of his films, but I'm crossing my fingers for Fateful Findings
@@chileno189 SAME MAN!! I always bring up that film and Neil when I have a chance. And if you want, check out GoodBadorBadBad, they reviewed his movies and are a blast to watch!
@@SCARFACE9511 I'll check it out, also check out Cinema Snob, he's reviewed all of his films and they're hilarious
@@chileno189 i shall!
I remember this movie from my childhood. On Saturdays after cartoons went off I’d watch whatever movies came on, probably saw a lot of stuff I should not have seen 😂😂😂
Billy laughs like that uncle that hits you with all the old cracks that people forget about.
They played that one clip in a later video and I thought that was Richard Pryor!
That’s the best death scene in the movie 🤣😂💀
Can’t believe this was from the same director who made Dead Calm, Patriot Games and The Quiet American
I like Dead Calm, but that ending is ridiculous... ua-cam.com/video/uR_fpfwjuMQ/v-deo.html
Also Clear and Present Danger and Salt.
This movie reminds me of a zatoichi movie where Ichi the blind samurai has to take care of this infant after his mother was murdered and now has to find his father and give his son back to him. Similar synopsis
The "positive and uplifting depiction" of Latinos in the bar scene was epic. LOL!
"Do me one favor...let go of me..." LMAO
The amount of Daredevil jokes that are gonna be in this...
Zatoichi did it better anyways
Frank Miller definitely pinched from Zatoichi to reinvent Daredevil in the 1980's.
Even with the ninja elements that influenced Elektra & The Hand.
Screw all of DT, Blind Fury was a fun movie; Rutger god bless his soul.
Korey said he liked the movie. He had fun watching it
👀...?
If the DT crew’s going to go retro again, I hope they can cover Road House. It’s one of those rare movies that can either be legitimately enjoyed or ruthlessly mined for jokes. Blind Fury’s a bonafide cult classic. But, Road House is a cult classic and a half.
Road House is amazing.
Billy was really enjoying himself during this segment. 😂
The white (and bad) Zatoichi, which by the way is a great movie.
This movie was part of my childhood. Cheesy now seeing it as an adult. It's still alot of fun and entertaining just like watching this show when Billy is on with you guys' infectious laughter.
RIP Rutger, this and Split Second are my favorite movies of his.
Its a deliberate conversion of one of the Zatoichi films, and I want to recall that the director & company were very up front about this.
Then again, in 1989, nobody else in US had a clue of who/what Zatoichi was, so...
No it was inspired by the video game Fruit Ninja
A Kurosawa/Leone situation. Makes sense!
19:05 that's that Randall Tex Cobb. I heard that he was a boxer turned actor, he's mostly method and plays bad guys. but the most compassionate role he ever played was in the Ernest movie Ernest Goes to Jail.
Blind fury is one of my favorite movies growing up, RIP Rutger Hauer
54% on Rotten Tomatoes
I actually did see this on vhs a few times
Kinda cool a blind man uses a sword to dispatch his enemies
I still remember the scene were he slices the guy in half and he goes flying out the window
i watched this with my mom back in the day, i remember her laughing with glee when rutger spit that rock and hit that kid lolol
Martin saying the popcorn was fresh 😂😂😂😂
speaking of no blood, the late Rutger Hauer was in a movie prior to Blind Fury called wanted Dead or Alive which also had the late Robert Guillaume as a police lieutenant while Rutger Hauer plays a cop who goes after Gene Simmons, playing another 80s bad guy, but at the end of the movie, he shoves a live grenade in his mouth, he decides to pull the firing pin, and Gene Simmons' head blows off but with no blood, just the head blowing off the body.
Robert Guillaume voiced Rafiki in The Lion King
There is one thing we're missing from DT reviews these days... Martin's puns
@38:07 I screamed the same damn thing!!! "Oh shit! Faizon and Fat Shaq!!"😆😂🤣
13:23 Meg Foster, the blue gray-eyed character actress back in the day. she was also in "John Carpenter's They Live" with Roddy Piper, and with the same actor from the first Stepfather movies who's also in Blind Fury, Terry O'Quinn.
0:08 is that young Martin?
I couldn't wait for yall to upload this vid! I was lmao last night on your Twitch channel watching yall react to this movie!!!
It was funny asf 😂
@@347tester yup lol
He was in Batman begins too that tried to take Bruce company “didn’t you he the memo “ 🤣
The villagers that trained the blind swordsman were not Veti-Cong
They were plain civilians
And the events that led up to that, Parker even explains it, of how he lost his sight
Bad Movie? No. Nononono, AWESOME MOVIE!
It's not bad, but dumb. But it was fun to watch.
Fun fact. Tex Cobb went 15 rounds with Larry Holmes.
Man, seeing that Rutger Hauer is in this, it made me quickly search up his Blade Runner monolouge... What an actor...
Split Second
Rutger Hauer best movie!!
They call this good "bad" movie ? Are you kidding me ? This is easily one of the better action comedies and deffinitely more memorable than most
Maybe this is not a good movie by today's standards but I grew up loving this movie, this was a great martial art action flick for kids like us.
I used to have this on VHS back in the '90s. Watched it a lot in those days, but haven't seen it in about twenty-five years. It's one of those cult faves that most people either haven't heard of or have forgotten about.
Yup, that's exactly what I thought about that Darth Maul death lol
The door was next to the window ahahahahaha
The director must’ve told the black guy play like you’re dying 😂😂
😂🤣😅😆😄
great bad movie!! .... he was also in hobo with a shogun LOL
Rutger the Legend!
Bad? No. Cheesy? Yes. Lol. Loved this movie. Classic with me and my group of friends. Didn't discover Zatoichi until I was older. One of the Zatoichi movies has the exact same plot. But instead of drugs it was porn. Lmao. Kid ate the rock and everything
He's playing a mix of Zatoichi and the Wolf and Cub story.
Not one mention of Zatoichi? which was most likely the inspiration for this film.
they had to get SHO kosugi from the Cannon ninja movies to give Rutger Hauer's character a fight. but once again the Asian cultural semantics are misappropriated with the lines of dialogue between Noble Willingham and Charles Cooper. Noble Willingham says, get me Bruce Lee, Charles Cooper says Bruce Lee is dead. Noble Willingham says then get his brother. And the Ninja in a suit is Japanese, yet Bruce Lee was Chinese.
I use to like this movie back in my cable TV youth! Showtime showed it on the regular back in the day.
You guys should check out Ginderdead man, that movie is atrocious
I can’t with Billy 🤣🤣😭😭😭
I grew up on this film . Gotta love it
10 seconds in and I’m already in fucking TEARS 😂😂😂 I swear Korey, Martin, and Billy are like the holy trinity of DT comedy!
now when it comes to the writing of this film, Brandon Call's character is supposed to think his mother is alive still, apparently knocked unconscious by Slag who takes out a shotgun and shoots Meg Foster dead. I would have thought he would have heard the gunshot, and realizing his mother was murdered. but this is a half ass written screenplay.
BLIND FURY was awesome.
This a guilty pleasure childhood classic for me. My dad had this VHS and watched it all the time.
😎"Shoot!!" 😂🤣I remember actually seeing this at the cheap theater in my neighborhood! We went in expecting to get "Samurai Wulfgar" and got this blind version of Above The Law 🐄💩!! Haven't seen this in 30yrs, so now I have to go watch it!😆😂
That opening dude makes me laugh so hard, great video Korey!
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Pump your brakes kid, Blind Fury is a national treasure.
Shiiiiiiit son this is old 🤣 I always liked Split Second, RIP R.H.
Well of course they take him in. Rutger Hauer was like 6'4". They needed him to reach shit off high shelves!
Yo y'all really need to do a live Bad Movie Commentary! I'm dying over here!!
Blind Fury is a great bad movie.
Take it back Korey. Blind fury is the shit
Now blind fury is popping up in my recommendations...nope
Because you corny. Go watch Atlanta house wife's while wash dishes and cook! Lmao
These bad movie reviews are low key genius guys!!