Fun fact: This movie was originally conceived as being Die Hard 3 back in the early 90s. Multiple scripts planned as original films that would be changed as a Die Hard sequel were axed by Bruce Willis himself, feeling they were all carbon copies of the original movie. (Which was common in the 90s.) And one of the scripts they had was basically "Die Hard on a ship" with John McClane fighting terrorists, but it was deemed too similar to Under Siege (1992), so it was tweaked and farted out as this movie. Also, the script for Die Hard With a Vengeance (originally titled "Simmon Says") was intended to be Lethal Weapon 4 at one stage.
ITS INSANE that they blamed Keanu, like the script was shit and he could smell it, Ke starring in it wouldn’t of helped. 😑😵💫🤦🏻♀️ Not that it necessarily turned out bad for KR since he did hamlet play, toured with his band and got to work with Al Pacino in The Devil’s advocate that came out months after Speed 2 did, then he got matrix and the rest is history! 😅😂 🤷🏻♀️
I got a few bad movies you guys can review hears a list: 1. Kangaroo Jack 2. The Pest 3. Bio-Dome 4. Son of the Mask 5. Van Wilder 6. 3 Strikes 7. Freddy Got Fingered 8. Jingle all The Way 9. Batman and Robin 10. Man of the House (Starring Chevy Chase and Johnathan Taylor Thomas)
So the Fox studio guys banned Keanu by not working with him until 2008 when they did "The Day The Earth Stood Still",.. and yet despite the success of the Matrix?? All because he refuse to do Speed 2?? Man those old studio corpses really held a grudge didn't they?
The salt is real. Universal Studios has a falling out with Walter Hill when he moved to Fox. They buried Streets of Fire after it bombed in 1984, and refuse to distribute it on Blu Ray. That was supposed to be a Trilogy, but it had the bad luck to come out around the same time as The Terminator.
Yea that's crazy cause I just watched Speed on Tubi and I still love it and it fits him but doing Speed 2 might had him not been cast for Matrix Speed too terrible to me
List of Die Hard Rip Offs: Under Siege (1992) Die Hard on a BattleShip Passenger 57 (1992) Die Hard on a Plane Cliffhanger (1993) Die Hard on a Mountain Speed (1994) Die Hard on a Bus Sudden Death (1995) Die Hard at a Hockey Arena Under Siege 2 (1995) Die Hard on a Train Speed 2 (1997) Die Hard on a Cruise Ship Executive Decision (1996) Die Hard on a Plane The Rock (1996) -Die Hard in Alcatraz Con Air (1997) Die Hard on a Plane Carrying Convicts Air Force One (1997) Die Hard on the President's Plane White House Down (2013) Die Hard in the White House Skyscraper (2018) Die Hard Rebooted with The Rock Any More Die Hard Rip Offs I'm Moving? Please Let me Know
I agree with Martin how has William Defoe never played Joker he's got the laugh, smile, and everything. The closes he got to it was Green Goblin and they didn't let him show his face to much 🤣🤣🤣🤣.
It's amazing what a difference a different director and script makes with the same actor/actress; Sandra Bullock in Crash (2004) and Willem Dafoe in Platoon (1986). Both movies won an Academy Award for best movie of the year. And both Sandra Bullock and Willem Dafoe starred in this flop of a movie.
Bong rip theory: Willem Dafoe in this movie dies and is sent by Neptune to the lighthouse island to torment other foolish sea criminals after death for violating the iron laws of the Dread Emperor Himself regarding the protected endangered status of Sea Birds
I loved Speed and Die Hard when I was a kid. I watched them all the time, and even as a kid I was confused why Speed 2 was Rated PG-13 after Speed was Rated R. It was such a boring waste of time. Which is why it's strange how it's the same director. Speed got 94% on RT, Speed 2 got 4%.
Yea it used to come on HBO all the BBC damn time and it was Hella boring, cheezy and just bad. I was like u and wondered why they made it PG-13 but then realized they just wanted to make a dumb ass comedy
That was the first dvd my family got with our first dvd player...of all the movies there are in the world...and because of it that movie will always have room in my heart lol
Dafoe was 1 of the actors in line to play the Joker for the Burton film, so was Tim Curry and John Lithgow. Jack Nicholson beat them for the role. he could've been just as good as Jack had they given him the job.
There is one sequence in this movie that needs to be in a better movie. It’s the part when Jason Patric and Jango Fett take turns going under water and turning that wheel or whatever it was. The basic idea of that scene is cool to me.
Of all the things to use for a sequel about a runaway bus with a bomb on it. They could've gone with a plane, 18 wheeler, a frieght train. They pick a cruise ship in the middle of the ocean. That's like replacing the great white in Jaws 2 with a whale shark.
Keanu says no to Speed 2...3 to 4 years later stars in The Matrix. Made good moves and knew a good script when he read it. Every actor has bombs, but saying no to the payday for Speed 2 was a fantastic move.
Jan de Bont directed 2 good movies right off the bat... Speed and Twister. Then he made Speed 2, the Haunting and Tomb Raider 2... then never directed again lol.
I still remember a “The Critic” cartoon episode where speed 2 was Keanu reading 50 words a minute. That still would have been better than this movie lol
I love films from the 1990s, this isn't one of them lol. But without doubt I'd rather watch this than most of the crap Hollywood are pushing out these days.
If I remember correctly there was a WB producer that really wanted Willem Dafoe as the Joker. He campaigned to get Willem Dafoe but couldn't for some reason.
If you look at the windows on the side of the boat and the blue stripe the falling body is clearly not in the same position when they made that cut. And what was the point? The camera barely moved.🤣
I remember seeing this at a cousins house when I was 8, it was first adult movie and I enjoyed it. To this day I still have a soft spot for Speed 2 cruise control.
I was 9 when this shit came out! I like it cause I had a soft spot for Sandra Bullock and loved the first Speed. But this now as a grown man...it's so bad, it's amazing!
It's funny you guys are talking about this on the Original Speed's 26 TH Birthday yes Speed came out June 10, 1994! Few hours later I see this in my Feed! Excellent timing. Speed 2 is a Hilarious Terrible Movie Got to love Willem DaFoe!
It says a lot when Keanu Reeves turns your script down.
Keanu said yes to 47 Ronin and Replicas, but not Speed 2.
@@michaelstrong5383 and Knock Knock
I wonder if Keanu teased Willem Dafoe about it when they made John Wick?
@@MrJanoo8 Keanu has a wicked sense of humour. Him and Alex Winter were always shitting off each other for laughs.
Keanu reads the script: “Whoa!...no”
these bad movie reviews are not complete without Billy laughing his butt off
kinda find it annoying in some videos like he's overdoing it
And the comment section of said reviews is not complete without you commenting that 🤣🤣.
FJ Nemo it is annoying
He only makes me laugh more. I love it
Korey : breaths
Billy " haaaaaa haaaaaa hahahha haaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa
Dafoe looks more insane and scary in the thumbnail than he does as the Green Goblin.
I agree
AVENGE ME
@@Enkarashaddam 😂😂😂😂NOOOO
Because he is William Dafoe. What do you expect? 😏
@@MustafaAli-lb8dq
Out am i?
Wouldn't be a DT Bad Movie Review without Billy losing his shit in the intro XD
It's as if he does it on purpose
Ever since Tammy and a dinosaur movie Billy has lost his fucking mine.
@@voodoochile333 nah just laughing...
I hear Billy's laugh in 2 seconds I know right off the back the video will be hilarious 😂😂
You read my mind.
Oh hell yeah lol
I saw this movie and it put my ass to sleep.
Billy laugh could end racism how can you hate it?
I think Billy’s reaction at 42:04 is my favorite of all time!
Fun fact: This movie was originally conceived as being Die Hard 3 back in the early 90s. Multiple scripts planned as original films that would be changed as a Die Hard sequel were axed by Bruce Willis himself, feeling they were all carbon copies of the original movie. (Which was common in the 90s.) And one of the scripts they had was basically "Die Hard on a ship" with John McClane fighting terrorists, but it was deemed too similar to Under Siege (1992), so it was tweaked and farted out as this movie. Also, the script for Die Hard With a Vengeance (originally titled "Simmon Says") was intended to be Lethal Weapon 4 at one stage.
Billy's laugh can end racism
"It's like SPEED 2: CRUISE CONTROL. Only it's a bus instead of a boat" - Millhouse
It's Die Hard. In....a.......building!
Dammit I just posted that 😂😂
@@Smokey1419 gotta be quicker than that my man lol.
@Brandyn Rivas I'm just glad people still remember these classic lines, haha.
Love how the studio blame Keanu. The same movie with same script would of still been shit with him being there.
he would have elevated it, but thank GOD he wasnt but ohh why was Sandra pulled in!!!? She and Willem uplift this boat reck!!!
he WOULD ELEVATE IT even though it still blow!
ITS INSANE that they blamed Keanu, like the script was shit and he could smell it, Ke starring in it wouldn’t of helped. 😑😵💫🤦🏻♀️
Not that it necessarily turned out bad for KR since he did hamlet play, toured with his band and got to work with Al Pacino in The Devil’s advocate that came out months after Speed 2 did, then he got matrix and the rest is history! 😅😂 🤷🏻♀️
I want to hate this movie, but goddammit Willem Dafoe won't let me
Jimmy Jazz42 Willem Dafoe makes everything better.
Santos even the first John Wick movie.
Willem Dafoe is a national treasure.
He's in your head too? Get out of my head, Willem Dafoe!
You can't not love William Dafoe, he even made the first 2 Spiderman movies great
8:45 - Nothing says “speed” like a motorcycle struggling to catch up to an ice cream truck!
“ICE CREAM!!!!”
I got a few bad movies you guys can review hears a list:
1. Kangaroo Jack
2. The Pest
3. Bio-Dome
4. Son of the Mask
5. Van Wilder
6. 3 Strikes
7. Freddy Got Fingered
8. Jingle all The Way
9. Batman and Robin
10. Man of the House (Starring Chevy Chase and Johnathan Taylor Thomas)
Avengers 1998.
Jaws 3D
The VelociPastor. It takes the whole bad-on-purpose thing to new extremes.
Waitt..... f-Freddie got fingered!? LMAO
“Thomas and the Magic Railroad” as well.
So the Fox studio guys banned Keanu by not working with him until 2008 when they did "The Day The Earth Stood Still",.. and yet despite the success of the Matrix?? All because he refuse to do Speed 2?? Man those old studio corpses really held a grudge didn't they?
Ikr. Don't blame Keanu for your movie floping. The movie was garbage, plain and simple, that's why it bombed at the box office.
disney have their ass now, so yeah
The salt is real. Universal Studios has a falling out with Walter Hill when he moved to Fox.
They buried Streets of Fire after it bombed in 1984, and refuse to distribute it on Blu Ray. That was supposed to be a Trilogy, but it had the bad luck to come out around the same time as The Terminator.
I Can Take Speed 2 With a Grain Of Salt & it's Still My Guilty Pleasure.
Yea that's crazy cause I just watched Speed on Tubi and I still love it and it fits him but doing Speed 2 might had him not been cast for Matrix Speed too terrible to me
It Really wasn't that Bad; I remember Watching this on an Airplane, and Only Two People Walked Out!
THATS LOW!!! NO AIRPLANE SUICIDE JOKES!!! ITS WRONG... NOW A BOAT CRUISE CONTROL!!!?? THAT`S WHERE IT`S AT!!!
JESUS'😂😂😂
WOW 😂😂😂
And one of them was me
@@Bigedub101 How was your Landing!?
🤔
I love these old bad movie reviews. The DT boys were born for this.
They are amazing the first channel I come to for a movie review
List of Die Hard Rip Offs:
Under Siege (1992) Die Hard on a BattleShip
Passenger 57 (1992) Die Hard on a Plane
Cliffhanger (1993) Die Hard on a Mountain
Speed (1994) Die Hard on a Bus
Sudden Death (1995) Die Hard at a Hockey Arena
Under Siege 2 (1995) Die Hard on a Train
Speed 2 (1997) Die Hard on a Cruise Ship
Executive Decision (1996) Die Hard on a Plane
The Rock (1996) -Die Hard in Alcatraz
Con Air (1997) Die Hard on a Plane Carrying Convicts
Air Force One (1997) Die Hard on the President's Plane
White House Down (2013) Die Hard in the White House
Skyscraper (2018) Die Hard Rebooted with The Rock
Any More Die Hard Rip Offs I'm Moving? Please Let me Know
Great list, btw! 😁
Hard Boiled-the last hour is die hard in a hospital
Daylight (1996) - Die Hard in a tunnel
Snakes on a plane (2006) Die Hard on a plane, with snakes.
Olympus Has Fallen- Die hard in the White house again
And who did these thumbnails need a raise
"UB40 was probably already on the cruise ship"
Damn, Korey
bwebbh He’s probably right.
Nah. Just looked up how big they were in Europe and Asia. Probably have more money than Korey individually. Lol
@@poeticjustice1000 Not too sure about the finances bit. They lost a lot of money through their career. Also, RIP Brian Travers and Astro of UB40.
@@liamfitzgerald7217 2023 RIP 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
I agree with Martin how has William Defoe never played Joker he's got the laugh, smile, and everything. The closes he got to it was Green Goblin and they didn't let him show his face to much 🤣🤣🤣🤣.
Billy looks like black mario 🤣
Let's a-AAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAA go.
@@Smokey1419 when his mustache was shorter he looked like Eddie Murphy.
Smokey 1419 When Mario gets burned mid sentence
Keanu turned down Speed 2 to work with Pacino in Devil's Advocate. Who wouldn't make that choice?
😈's Advocate is a good movie.
It's amazing what a difference a different director and script makes with the same actor/actress; Sandra Bullock in Crash (2004) and Willem Dafoe in Platoon (1986). Both movies won an Academy Award for best movie of the year. And both Sandra Bullock and Willem Dafoe starred in this flop of a movie.
My brother and I saw this movie as kids -- I was 12, he was 9, and we STILL laughed at that face Willem Dafoe makes at 14:07.
Leave UB40 ALONE! "Red Red Wine" was an 80's Classic 😁👍
Every time I start a video with Billy: aha AHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAH
This was the first movie I watched where I was introduced to Willem Dafoe.
I was forever scared.
Same. Then 5 years later he would play his most famous role in the green goblin
Y'all scared of him? Watch The Lighthouse.
SAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@FallenRingbearer OH GOD.
Billy's laugh always put a big smile on my face
Willem Dafoe had that "Thanksgiving leftovers" face on.
also, we all need Willem Dafoe to play a version of The Joker before it's too late! He would be so good!!!
I remember waiting two hours in the summer heat for free passes somewhere in north Austin. Only redeeming quality was that William was the De-foe.
and he was Goblin the screentime!!!!
Definitely
@@SB992REBORN can Spider-Man come out to play?
Damn how fine was Sandra Bullock in the 90's?
Extremely fine! And I was a kid during majority of the 90s lol but had good taste
"This is like Speed 2, only were on a bus instead of a boat."
- Milhouse Van Houten
Bong rip theory: Willem Dafoe in this movie dies and is sent by Neptune to the lighthouse island to torment other foolish sea criminals after death for violating the iron laws of the Dread Emperor Himself regarding the protected endangered status of Sea Birds
When did he train Aquaman?
Lmaooooooo
@@skajohncarter that was his internship for the Dread Emperor Himself
The speed franchise is basically The Fast and Furious of the 90s. only problem is it ran out of gas way too soon.
speed cc is too slow but speed 2 the real speed 2 will besofast!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4:23 Willem Defoe: why'd you spill your beans? 😂🤣😂
That thumbnail is proof enough that Willem Dafoe should had painted his face green rather than wear that Power Ranger mask in the Spider-Man movie.
😆😆😆
YES!! I always thought that too
I liked the mask lol
Billy dancing to tropical music made my day 😂
That billy laugh is amazing!
1997 was an absolute shitty year for movie sequels.
#1 Speed 2: cruise control
#2 Batman & Robin
#3 Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
But They Absolutely Worked & I Loved Them All.
@@lenindominguez1986 🍸🥴
@@Spawnwick_Boseman82820 why?
They Were My Guilty Pleasure & I Liked Those Movies
@@lenindominguez1986 😶you scare me...
In "The Last Action Hero" there's a scene that mocks the Ice Cream Truck Thing
I loved Speed and Die Hard when I was a kid. I watched them all the time, and even as a kid I was confused why Speed 2 was Rated PG-13 after Speed was Rated R. It was such a boring waste of time. Which is why it's strange how it's the same director. Speed got 94% on RT, Speed 2 got 4%.
Jesus.
What a Rough One 😅
Yea it used to come on HBO all the BBC damn time and it was Hella boring, cheezy and just bad. I was like u and wondered why they made it PG-13 but then realized they just wanted to make a dumb ass comedy
They said UB40 is in this movie, my head shot up so fast that I gave myself whiplash 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
42:05 I think Billy had an overload lmao
Billy's laughing is much entertaining than that garage of a sequel. And it sunk like a lifeboat that never floats. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I love it when Billy is in on a Bad Movie Review with Martin and Korey too!
I think Willem Dafoe would make a great Joker in Matt Reeves Batman.
A train would’ve made more sense for Speed 2
Speed was Awesome!
Sped 2: Not so much.
Would you watch Speed 3: Glacier of Doom?
They should review Master of Disguise with Dana Carvey.
I don't know. Are these guys "turtley" enough for that movie?
@@michaelstrong5383 hopefully, we will find out.
Turtle Turtle
That was the first dvd my family got with our first dvd player...of all the movies there are in the world...and because of it that movie will always have room in my heart lol
They hyped that shit up in the marketing for nothing.
Dafoe was 1 of the actors in line to play the Joker for the Burton film, so was Tim Curry and John Lithgow. Jack Nicholson beat them for the role. he could've been just as good as Jack had they given him the job.
This pulled every 90s trope... my goodness
Love this. You guys are hilarious!
There so entertaining and funny I look past their politics. Sometimes the content wins.
Your content is incredible too.
LMAOOO I can't believe you guys are reviewing this 😂
There is one sequence in this movie that needs to be in a better movie. It’s the part when Jason Patric and Jango Fett take turns going under water and turning that wheel or whatever it was. The basic idea of that scene is cool to me.
This seems like a sequel to Titanic than Speed lol. They came out the same year. They should've called it, "Titanic 2: Rose's Revenge".
It should've been an airplane or train for the sequel. A boat? Wow.
I Mean, I Can Understand Why They Wanna Make a Sequel With a Boat Like The Titanic, But Make it More Surreal, Dangerous & More Action.
Tim Conway. Peggy Bundy's dad. Legend. Rest in peace.
That crab walking slore coming down the stairs always creeped me out too! It just doesn't look right!
Billy with that Mustache look like he can be Martin’s brother
Of all the things to use for a sequel about a runaway bus with a bomb on it. They could've gone with a plane, 18 wheeler, a frieght train. They pick a cruise ship in the middle of the ocean. That's like replacing the great white in Jaws 2 with a whale shark.
They Felt They Ran Out Of Ideas & They Had To Get This Movie Done As Possible
Keanu dodged a bullet here.
Bullet? He dodged a whole goddamn firing squad.
He dodged a Nuclear Blast
Saw what you did there 🧐👀
They filmed some of this movie on my island. 😂😂 We all get a nice chuckle when we think about it.
Keanu says no to Speed 2...3 to 4 years later stars in The Matrix. Made good moves and knew a good script when he read it. Every actor has bombs, but saying no to the payday for Speed 2 was a fantastic move.
Unfortunately said yes to matrix 4
@@unk77nown77Took the words right out of my mouth. Still I would take Matrix 4 as bad as it is over Speed 2 any day.
to go from a 10 with the 1st one to a -10 with the second is impressive
22:46 "Ah....sir, what are you doing placing a device under the controls?" XD
Jan de Bont directed 2 good movies right off the bat... Speed and Twister. Then he made Speed 2, the Haunting and Tomb Raider 2... then never directed again lol.
I actually liked the last 2 movies lol.
Twister is my jam. I miss Bill Paxton and bro Phillip Seymour Hoffman.
I still remember a “The Critic” cartoon episode where speed 2 was Keanu reading 50 words a minute. That still would have been better than this movie lol
Grant Jenkins I miss that show
That wasn't a clip, that was the entire movie.
Emanuel Espinoza
I know lol I’m saying they could have expanded that entire concept. Or maybe I should have said that “was” still better
@@MGJDMNJ I agree but I was also quoting that show.
Oh man I remember The Critic!
Billy is off his rocks again 😆😆👍🏻
I loved this movie a lot back in the day because I thought the plot of it was so cool as a kid 😂😂😂😂😂
Jason Patric... I thought he only starred in 2 good movies... Lost Boys and eXistenZ... then I found out that was Jude Law in eXistenZ.
Christian Ninsananda he’s really good in Sleepers.
5 seconds in and I'm already laughing my ass off
“Two Thumbs Up!”-Siskel & Ebert
With all the $$$ they saved not paying Keanu, they had enough to buy some critics.
I love films from the 1990s, this isn't one of them lol. But without doubt I'd rather watch this than most of the crap Hollywood are pushing out these days.
Why Willem Dafoe was never cast as The Joker is unknown to me.
4:30 How does Willem Dafoe look crazier without the Photoshop? 😱
I wanna see a Movie with Billy as the villain laughing like that the entire movie.
Looks like the joker in the thumbnail
He looks more like that crazy guy from The Lighthouse who curses up a storm because Edward Cullen doesn't like his lobster.
Scary as Hell.
If I remember correctly there was a WB producer that really wanted Willem Dafoe as the Joker. He campaigned to get Willem Dafoe but couldn't for some reason.
@@rascoehunter3608 Oh man, I wanna be in the timeline where that producer succeeded. Willem Dafoe as Joker would have been amazing!
They could’ve use Willem Dafoe’s face as a Green Goblin mask in the 2002 Spider-Man movie
Exactly instead of that lame costume
Speed 2 did so bad that Sandra Bullock refuses to do sequels again
Billy must be protected at all costs
38:30 The contempt in Korey's voice on that "get the fuck outta here" is tangible!!!
Would you guys please review Deep Rising from 1998? A horror comedy aboard a cruise ship, and unlike Speed 2, it's actually fun and fast-paced.
Deep Rising was so gory! ☠️
That thumbnail is nightmare inducing! LOL! 😆
I'm 13 and I watched this movie when I was little. SPEED was awesome because of Keanu Sexy Reeves. SPEED 2 sucks because Keanu wasn't in it
koolaid lover Family Guy: “Jason Patric? Ew!”
Jesus Christ, this was hilarious😂😂😂
PS: 30:03 he looks like John Wayne Gacy
Caller: if it drops below 50 it blows what do you do?
Ted: Noah's wife
Because of Willem Dafoe, this is one of my favorite bad movies of all time. The movie is horrible, but GOD Willem Dafoe is perfect!
He really is
If you look at the windows on the side of the boat and the blue stripe the falling body is clearly not in the same position when they made that cut. And what was the point? The camera barely moved.🤣
I remember seeing this at a cousins house when I was 8, it was first adult movie and I enjoyed it. To this day I still have a soft spot for Speed 2 cruise control.
only it is pg12 not r
Is there a movie where William Defoe isn't the villain?
American Psycho
Missisippi Burning
@@anubusx Don't forget Finding Nemo and Aquaman.
Finding Nemo
Billy looking like High Tower from police academy 😁
It’s honestly not any worse than most of the action movies that come out. It’s better than that other movie Last Days of Crime in America!
That was hilarious! I have not laughed that much in a while. Thank you for reminding me about this movie and the belly laughs.
The last part of this had me crying
..dude changing the sign..I lost it.... LMAO 😂
I was 9 when this shit came out! I like it cause I had a soft spot for Sandra Bullock and loved the first Speed. But this now as a grown man...it's so bad, it's amazing!
The thumbnail scares me. This movie....I loved it near the end...when the ship crashes into the the Island (of St Maarten).
Man yall went in on this movie 😂🤣😂
"How dare you say I dont know what you are talking about?" Lmfao Martin.
"HAAAARK!"
Edit: Jason Patric may not be good in this, but he was massively underrated in The Beast of War (1988).
"Alright, have it your way. I like your cooking."
He’s really great in Sleepers and Rush
"I didn't invite you in Max."
It's funny you guys are talking about this on the Original Speed's 26 TH Birthday yes Speed came out June 10, 1994! Few hours later I see this in my Feed! Excellent timing. Speed 2 is a Hilarious Terrible Movie Got to love Willem DaFoe!