SPEED 2 CRUISE CONTROL BAD MOVIE REVIEW | Double Toasted

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  • @EdwardSanchezProductions
    @EdwardSanchezProductions 4 роки тому +335

    these bad movie reviews are not complete without Billy laughing his butt off

    • @fjnemo
      @fjnemo 4 роки тому +7

      kinda find it annoying in some videos like he's overdoing it

    • @CLDJ227
      @CLDJ227 4 роки тому +5

      And the comment section of said reviews is not complete without you commenting that 🤣🤣.

    • @OGMillyMillz_
      @OGMillyMillz_ 4 роки тому +2

      FJ Nemo it is annoying

    • @mnoir7257
      @mnoir7257 4 роки тому +8

      He only makes me laugh more. I love it

    • @Anthonycheesman2024
      @Anthonycheesman2024 4 роки тому +4

      Korey : breaths
      Billy " haaaaaa haaaaaa hahahha haaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa

  • @justinriley
    @justinriley 4 роки тому +342

    It says a lot when Keanu Reeves turns your script down.

    • @michaelstrong5383
      @michaelstrong5383 4 роки тому +40

      Keanu said yes to 47 Ronin and Replicas, but not Speed 2.

    • @brandynrivas591
      @brandynrivas591 4 роки тому +7

      @@michaelstrong5383 and Knock Knock

    • @davidjames579
      @davidjames579 4 роки тому +23

      I wonder if Keanu teased Willem Dafoe about it when they made John Wick?

    • @davidjames579
      @davidjames579 4 роки тому +12

      @@MrJanoo8 Keanu has a wicked sense of humour. Him and Alex Winter were always shitting off each other for laughs.

    • @reikun86
      @reikun86 4 роки тому +12

      Keanu reads the script: “Whoa!...no”

  • @SpectreAdept
    @SpectreAdept 4 роки тому +203

    Wouldn't be a DT Bad Movie Review without Billy losing his shit in the intro XD

  • @anubusx
    @anubusx 4 роки тому +194

    Dafoe looks more insane and scary in the thumbnail than he does as the Green Goblin.

  • @samuelclark1677
    @samuelclark1677 4 роки тому +385

    I hear Billy's laugh in 2 seconds I know right off the back the video will be hilarious 😂😂

  • @brandonspain12345
    @brandonspain12345 2 роки тому +37

    Fun fact: This movie was originally conceived as being Die Hard 3 back in the early 90s. Multiple scripts planned as original films that would be changed as a Die Hard sequel were axed by Bruce Willis himself, feeling they were all carbon copies of the original movie. (Which was common in the 90s.) And one of the scripts they had was basically "Die Hard on a ship" with John McClane fighting terrorists, but it was deemed too similar to Under Siege (1992), so it was tweaked and farted out as this movie. Also, the script for Die Hard With a Vengeance (originally titled "Simmon Says") was intended to be Lethal Weapon 4 at one stage.

  • @cremetangerine82
    @cremetangerine82 4 роки тому +33

    8:45 - Nothing says “speed” like a motorcycle struggling to catch up to an ice cream truck!
    “ICE CREAM!!!!”

  • @brandynrivas591
    @brandynrivas591 4 роки тому +85

    "It's like SPEED 2: CRUISE CONTROL. Only it's a bus instead of a boat" - Millhouse

    • @davidjames579
      @davidjames579 4 роки тому +7

      It's Die Hard. In....a.......building!

    • @Smokey1419
      @Smokey1419 4 роки тому +1

      Dammit I just posted that 😂😂

    • @brandynrivas591
      @brandynrivas591 4 роки тому +4

      @@Smokey1419 gotta be quicker than that my man lol.

    • @Smokey1419
      @Smokey1419 4 роки тому +1

      @Brandyn Rivas I'm just glad people still remember these classic lines, haha.

  • @VonTheStampede
    @VonTheStampede 4 роки тому +115

    Billy's laugh can end racism

  • @igottoosilly9273
    @igottoosilly9273 4 роки тому +209

    I want to hate this movie, but goddammit Willem Dafoe won't let me

    • @santos8468
      @santos8468 4 роки тому +38

      Jimmy Jazz42 Willem Dafoe makes everything better.

    • @RalphJr-xp3hp
      @RalphJr-xp3hp 4 роки тому +6

      Santos even the first John Wick movie.

    • @KatieVanHelsing
      @KatieVanHelsing 4 роки тому +17

      Willem Dafoe is a national treasure.

    • @mattsteitz8536
      @mattsteitz8536 4 роки тому +13

      He's in your head too? Get out of my head, Willem Dafoe!

    • @lucapeyrefitte6899
      @lucapeyrefitte6899 4 роки тому +15

      You can't not love William Dafoe, he even made the first 2 Spiderman movies great

  • @GrayWoIf
    @GrayWoIf 4 роки тому +70

    Love how the studio blame Keanu. The same movie with same script would of still been shit with him being there.

    • @SB992REBORN
      @SB992REBORN 3 роки тому +5

      he would have elevated it, but thank GOD he wasnt but ohh why was Sandra pulled in!!!? She and Willem uplift this boat reck!!!

    • @SB992REBORN
      @SB992REBORN 2 роки тому

      he WOULD ELEVATE IT even though it still blow!

    • @nicolebohrnstedt8008
      @nicolebohrnstedt8008 Рік тому +2

      ITS INSANE that they blamed Keanu, like the script was shit and he could smell it, Ke starring in it wouldn’t of helped. 😑😵‍💫🤦🏻‍♀️
      Not that it necessarily turned out bad for KR since he did hamlet play, toured with his band and got to work with Al Pacino in The Devil’s advocate that came out months after Speed 2 did, then he got matrix and the rest is history! 😅😂 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @Margo-No-T
    @Margo-No-T 4 роки тому +48

    Every time I start a video with Billy: aha AHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAH

  • @GuitarLessonsBobbyCrispy
    @GuitarLessonsBobbyCrispy 2 роки тому +21

    It's amazing what a difference a different director and script makes with the same actor/actress; Sandra Bullock in Crash (2004) and Willem Dafoe in Platoon (1986). Both movies won an Academy Award for best movie of the year. And both Sandra Bullock and Willem Dafoe starred in this flop of a movie.

  • @JinxSanity
    @JinxSanity 4 роки тому +37

    So the Fox studio guys banned Keanu by not working with him until 2008 when they did "The Day The Earth Stood Still",.. and yet despite the success of the Matrix?? All because he refuse to do Speed 2?? Man those old studio corpses really held a grudge didn't they?

    • @waterboy91669
      @waterboy91669 4 роки тому +12

      Ikr. Don't blame Keanu for your movie floping. The movie was garbage, plain and simple, that's why it bombed at the box office.

    • @maymay5600
      @maymay5600 4 роки тому

      disney have their ass now, so yeah

    • @reikun86
      @reikun86 4 роки тому +4

      The salt is real. Universal Studios has a falling out with Walter Hill when he moved to Fox.
      They buried Streets of Fire after it bombed in 1984, and refuse to distribute it on Blu Ray. That was supposed to be a Trilogy, but it had the bad luck to come out around the same time as The Terminator.

    • @Bigedub101
      @Bigedub101 2 роки тому +1

      Yea that's crazy cause I just watched Speed on Tubi and I still love it and it fits him but doing Speed 2 might had him not been cast for Matrix Speed too terrible to me

    • @nicolebohrnstedt8008
      @nicolebohrnstedt8008 Рік тому

      KR did the devils advocate with Al Pacino under WB at that time…so a VERY smart choice on his part!!

  • @cyruskuria5165
    @cyruskuria5165 4 роки тому +72

    I got a few bad movies you guys can review hears a list:
    1. Kangaroo Jack
    2. The Pest
    3. Bio-Dome
    4. Son of the Mask
    5. Van Wilder
    6. 3 Strikes
    7. Freddy Got Fingered
    8. Jingle all The Way
    9. Batman and Robin
    10. Man of the House (Starring Chevy Chase and Johnathan Taylor Thomas)

  • @clearspira
    @clearspira 4 роки тому +49

    I love these old bad movie reviews. The DT boys were born for this.

    • @qthegreat5278
      @qthegreat5278 4 роки тому +2

      They are amazing the first channel I come to for a movie review

  • @Obsidian451
    @Obsidian451 4 роки тому +28

    My brother and I saw this movie as kids -- I was 12, he was 9, and we STILL laughed at that face Willem Dafoe makes at 14:07.

  • @ChattinBoxingWYB
    @ChattinBoxingWYB 4 роки тому +33

    List of Die Hard Rip Offs:
    Under Siege (1992) Die Hard on a BattleShip
    Passenger 57 (1992) Die Hard on a Plane
    Cliffhanger (1993) Die Hard on a Mountain
    Speed (1994) Die Hard on a Bus
    Sudden Death (1995) Die Hard at a Hockey Arena
    Under Siege 2 (1995) Die Hard on a Train
    Speed 2 (1997) Die Hard on a Cruise Ship
    Executive Decision (1996) Die Hard on a Plane
    The Rock (1996) -Die Hard in Alcatraz
    Con Air (1997) Die Hard on a Plane Carrying Convicts
    Air Force One (1997) Die Hard on the President's Plane
    White House Down (2013) Die Hard in the White House
    Skyscraper (2018) Die Hard Rebooted with The Rock
    Any More Die Hard Rip Offs I'm Moving? Please Let me Know

    • @reneedennis2011
      @reneedennis2011 4 роки тому +5

      Great list, btw! 😁

    • @davidstrange6759
      @davidstrange6759 4 роки тому +3

      Hard Boiled-the last hour is die hard in a hospital

    • @shadowleon659
      @shadowleon659 4 роки тому +9

      Daylight (1996) - Die Hard in a tunnel

    • @XanderPGK
      @XanderPGK 3 роки тому +8

      Snakes on a plane (2006) Die Hard on a plane, with snakes.

    • @Bigedub101
      @Bigedub101 2 роки тому

      Olympus Has Fallen- Die hard in the White house again

  • @maloperverso8118
    @maloperverso8118 4 роки тому +53

    It Really wasn't that Bad; I remember Watching this on an Airplane, and Only Two People Walked Out!

    • @SB992REBORN
      @SB992REBORN 3 роки тому +2

      THATS LOW!!! NO AIRPLANE SUICIDE JOKES!!! ITS WRONG... NOW A BOAT CRUISE CONTROL!!!?? THAT`S WHERE IT`S AT!!!

    • @Bigedub101
      @Bigedub101 2 роки тому +2

      And one of them was me

    • @maloperverso8118
      @maloperverso8118 2 роки тому +1

      @@Bigedub101 How was your Landing!?
      🤔

    • @maloperverso8118
      @maloperverso8118 2 роки тому

      We Landed in Shit!

  • @andim.8788
    @andim.8788 4 роки тому +86

    And who did these thumbnails need a raise

  • @CLDJ227
    @CLDJ227 4 роки тому +35

    I agree with Martin how has William Defoe never played Joker he's got the laugh, smile, and everything. The closes he got to it was Green Goblin and they didn't let him show his face to much 🤣🤣🤣🤣.

  • @RebornVengeancex
    @RebornVengeancex 4 роки тому +72

    Billy looks like black mario 🤣

    • @Smokey1419
      @Smokey1419 4 роки тому +12

      Let's a-AAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAA go.

    • @rascoehunter3608
      @rascoehunter3608 4 роки тому +5

      @@Smokey1419 when his mustache was shorter he looked like Eddie Murphy.

    • @comixproviderftw_02
      @comixproviderftw_02 4 роки тому +2

      Smokey 1419 When Mario gets burned mid sentence

  • @bwebbh
    @bwebbh 4 роки тому +54

    "UB40 was probably already on the cruise ship"
    Damn, Korey

    • @santos8468
      @santos8468 4 роки тому +5

      bwebbh He’s probably right.

    • @poeticjustice1000
      @poeticjustice1000 4 роки тому +2

      Nah. Just looked up how big they were in Europe and Asia. Probably have more money than Korey individually. Lol

    • @liamfitzgerald7217
      @liamfitzgerald7217 Рік тому

      @@poeticjustice1000 Not too sure about the finances bit. They lost a lot of money through their career. Also, RIP Brian Travers and Astro of UB40.

    • @xxxentbrandonredhoodrobins7606
      @xxxentbrandonredhoodrobins7606 Рік тому

      @@liamfitzgerald7217 2023 RIP 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

  • @Smokey1419
    @Smokey1419 4 роки тому +38

    "This is like Speed 2, only were on a bus instead of a boat."
    - Milhouse Van Houten

  • @Bellissimma
    @Bellissimma 4 роки тому +11

    Keanu turned down Speed 2 to work with Pacino in Devil's Advocate. Who wouldn't make that choice?

  • @JinxSanity
    @JinxSanity 4 роки тому +69

    That thumbnail is proof enough that Willem Dafoe should had painted his face green rather than wear that Power Ranger mask in the Spider-Man movie.

  • @primetimecollective
    @primetimecollective 4 роки тому +24

    Damn how fine was Sandra Bullock in the 90's?

    • @brookswilliams5239
      @brookswilliams5239 2 роки тому +4

      Extremely fine! And I was a kid during majority of the 90s lol but had good taste

  • @Spawnwick_Boseman82820
    @Spawnwick_Boseman82820 4 роки тому +12

    1997 was an absolute shitty year for movie sequels.
    #1 Speed 2: cruise control
    #2 Batman & Robin
    #3 Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

  • @mttylerdurden9
    @mttylerdurden9 4 роки тому +24

    4:23 Willem Defoe: why'd you spill your beans? 😂🤣😂

  • @TamaCinema69
    @TamaCinema69 4 роки тому +47

    Bong rip theory: Willem Dafoe in this movie dies and is sent by Neptune to the lighthouse island to torment other foolish sea criminals after death for violating the iron laws of the Dread Emperor Himself regarding the protected endangered status of Sea Birds

    • @skajohncarter
      @skajohncarter 4 роки тому +5

      When did he train Aquaman?

    • @thunder_heads
      @thunder_heads 2 роки тому

      Lmaooooooo

    • @TamaCinema69
      @TamaCinema69 2 роки тому

      @@skajohncarter that was his internship for the Dread Emperor Himself

  • @beejay271
    @beejay271 4 роки тому +24

    Leave UB40 ALONE! "Red Red Wine" was an 80's Classic 😁👍

  • @mhaze210
    @mhaze210 4 роки тому +19

    I loved Speed and Die Hard when I was a kid. I watched them all the time, and even as a kid I was confused why Speed 2 was Rated PG-13 after Speed was Rated R. It was such a boring waste of time. Which is why it's strange how it's the same director. Speed got 94% on RT, Speed 2 got 4%.

    • @Bigedub101
      @Bigedub101 2 роки тому

      Yea it used to come on HBO all the BBC damn time and it was Hella boring, cheezy and just bad. I was like u and wondered why they made it PG-13 but then realized they just wanted to make a dumb ass comedy

  • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
    @SuperCosmicMutantSquid 4 роки тому +34

    This was the first movie I watched where I was introduced to Willem Dafoe.
    I was forever scared.

    • @rileyp6994
      @rileyp6994 4 роки тому +4

      Same. Then 5 years later he would play his most famous role in the green goblin

    • @FallenRingbearer
      @FallenRingbearer 3 роки тому +4

      Y'all scared of him? Watch The Lighthouse.

    • @SB992REBORN
      @SB992REBORN 2 роки тому

      SAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
      @SuperCosmicMutantSquid 2 роки тому +2

      @@FallenRingbearer OH GOD.

  • @Xayjohns
    @Xayjohns 4 роки тому +41

    Willem Dafoe had that "Thanksgiving leftovers" face on.

  • @rubenmorales5857
    @rubenmorales5857 4 роки тому +23

    I remember waiting two hours in the summer heat for free passes somewhere in north Austin. Only redeeming quality was that William was the De-foe.

  • @invinci-blaaalls2774
    @invinci-blaaalls2774 4 роки тому +14

    also, we all need Willem Dafoe to play a version of The Joker before it's too late! He would be so good!!!

  • @reikun86
    @reikun86 4 роки тому +16

    Billy dancing to tropical music made my day 😂

  • @jeromewilliams5476
    @jeromewilliams5476 4 роки тому +21

    In "The Last Action Hero" there's a scene that mocks the Ice Cream Truck Thing

  • @EdwardSanchezProductions
    @EdwardSanchezProductions 4 роки тому +44

    Billy's laugh always put a big smile on my face

  • @flameroad123
    @flameroad123 4 роки тому +13

    The speed franchise is basically The Fast and Furious of the 90s. only problem is it ran out of gas way too soon.

    • @SB992REBORN
      @SB992REBORN 2 роки тому

      speed cc is too slow but speed 2 the real speed 2 will besofast!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @marywinchester1322
    @marywinchester1322 4 роки тому +9

    22:46 "Ah....sir, what are you doing placing a device under the controls?" XD

  • @adampellett4917
    @adampellett4917 2 роки тому +13

    Billy's laughing is much entertaining than that garage of a sequel. And it sunk like a lifeboat that never floats. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @CobraStarGreen
    @CobraStarGreen 4 роки тому +27

    That billy laugh is amazing!

  • @Humphking
    @Humphking 4 роки тому +11

    42:05 I think Billy had an overload lmao

  • @KanWoo76
    @KanWoo76 4 роки тому +9

    That crab walking slore coming down the stairs always creeped me out too! It just doesn't look right!

  • @invinci-blaaalls2774
    @invinci-blaaalls2774 4 роки тому +13

    I love it when Billy is in on a Bad Movie Review with Martin and Korey too!

  • @ComfortablyPlump
    @ComfortablyPlump 4 роки тому +18

    They filmed some of this movie on my island. 😂😂 We all get a nice chuckle when we think about it.

  • @Night-Mayor
    @Night-Mayor Рік тому +1

    Keanu dodged a bullet with this one. Sandra Bullock was finally getting dramatic parts like The Net and A Time to Kill. But after Speed 2 fiasco. She had to go back to rom coms to rebuild her career. Something she thought she was done with after Speed.
    But poor Jason Patric never recovered. Stuck in direct to video hell.

  • @jamesroper4952
    @jamesroper4952 4 роки тому +5

    Of all the things to use for a sequel about a runaway bus with a bomb on it. They could've gone with a plane, 18 wheeler, a frieght train. They pick a cruise ship in the middle of the ocean. That's like replacing the great white in Jaws 2 with a whale shark.

  • @shinguireXkashley
    @shinguireXkashley 4 роки тому +8

    This seems like a sequel to Titanic than Speed lol. They came out the same year. They should've called it, "Titanic 2: Rose's Revenge".

  • @bigmetroidfan1263
    @bigmetroidfan1263 4 роки тому +55

    They should review Master of Disguise with Dana Carvey.

    • @michaelstrong5383
      @michaelstrong5383 4 роки тому +15

      I don't know. Are these guys "turtley" enough for that movie?

    • @bigmetroidfan1263
      @bigmetroidfan1263 4 роки тому +2

      @@michaelstrong5383 hopefully, we will find out.

    • @brandynrivas591
      @brandynrivas591 4 роки тому +3

      Turtle Turtle

    • @joshjones9749
      @joshjones9749 4 роки тому

      That was the first dvd my family got with our first dvd player...of all the movies there are in the world...and because of it that movie will always have room in my heart lol

    • @comixproviderftw_02
      @comixproviderftw_02 4 роки тому +5

      They hyped that shit up in the marketing for nothing.

  • @EdwardSanchezProductions
    @EdwardSanchezProductions 4 роки тому +15

    Billy with that Mustache look like he can be Martin’s brother

  • @HaintblueRee
    @HaintblueRee 2 роки тому +5

    They said UB40 is in this movie, my head shot up so fast that I gave myself whiplash 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @RaikenXion
    @RaikenXion 4 роки тому +14

    I think Willem Dafoe would make a great Joker in Matt Reeves Batman.

  • @Samination
    @Samination 4 роки тому +44

    Love this. You guys are hilarious!

    • @baseddantv
      @baseddantv 4 роки тому

      There so entertaining and funny I look past their politics. Sometimes the content wins.

    • @johnsonartchive8826
      @johnsonartchive8826 3 роки тому +2

      Your content is incredible too.

  • @santos8468
    @santos8468 4 роки тому +8

    There is one sequence in this movie that needs to be in a better movie. It’s the part when Jason Patric and Jango Fett take turns going under water and turning that wheel or whatever it was. The basic idea of that scene is cool to me.

  • @5cburrell
    @5cburrell 4 роки тому +8

    This pulled every 90s trope... my goodness

  • @stevenharris4281
    @stevenharris4281 4 роки тому +4

    It should've been an airplane or train for the sequel. A boat? Wow.

  • @Danjoker.
    @Danjoker. 4 роки тому +18

    LMAOOO I can't believe you guys are reviewing this 😂

  • @Wooshey_Wooj
    @Wooshey_Wooj 4 роки тому +4

    Why Willem Dafoe was never cast as The Joker is unknown to me.

  • @patrickcharles6983
    @patrickcharles6983 4 роки тому +9

    Dafoe was 1 of the actors in line to play the Joker for the Burton film, so was Tim Curry and John Lithgow. Jack Nicholson beat them for the role. he could've been just as good as Jack had they given him the job.

  • @dramonmaster222
    @dramonmaster222 4 роки тому +14

    Speed was Awesome!
    Sped 2: Not so much.

  • @califinn
    @califinn Рік тому +4

    Keanu says no to Speed 2...3 to 4 years later stars in The Matrix. Made good moves and knew a good script when he read it. Every actor has bombs, but saying no to the payday for Speed 2 was a fantastic move.

    • @unk77nown77
      @unk77nown77 Рік тому

      Unfortunately said yes to matrix 4

    • @spencerhensley5495
      @spencerhensley5495 11 місяців тому

      @@unk77nown77Took the words right out of my mouth. Still I would take Matrix 4 as bad as it is over Speed 2 any day.

  • @MGJDMNJ
    @MGJDMNJ 4 роки тому +6

    I still remember a “The Critic” cartoon episode where speed 2 was Keanu reading 50 words a minute. That still would have been better than this movie lol

    • @reikun86
      @reikun86 4 роки тому

      Grant Jenkins I miss that show

    • @emanuelespinoza9325
      @emanuelespinoza9325 4 роки тому

      That wasn't a clip, that was the entire movie.

    • @MGJDMNJ
      @MGJDMNJ 4 роки тому +1

      Emanuel Espinoza
      I know lol I’m saying they could have expanded that entire concept. Or maybe I should have said that “was” still better

    • @emanuelespinoza9325
      @emanuelespinoza9325 4 роки тому

      @@MGJDMNJ I agree but I was also quoting that show.

    • @chreezy24
      @chreezy24 4 роки тому

      Oh man I remember The Critic!

  • @anubusx
    @anubusx 4 роки тому +39

    Keanu dodged a bullet here.

    • @jediknightgeo
      @jediknightgeo 4 роки тому +13

      Bullet? He dodged a whole goddamn firing squad.

    • @Bigedub101
      @Bigedub101 2 роки тому +5

      He dodged a Nuclear Blast

    • @DashielG-vn5ji
      @DashielG-vn5ji 9 місяців тому +3

      Saw what you did there 🧐👀

  • @Climinator-op6kh
    @Climinator-op6kh 3 роки тому +7

    Tim Conway. Peggy Bundy's dad. Legend. Rest in peace.

  • @sonicheroxd5767
    @sonicheroxd5767 4 роки тому +15

    5 seconds in and I'm already laughing my ass off

  • @devanvieira9174
    @devanvieira9174 Рік тому +1

    They couldn't do a commercial plane? The steaks are higher no pun intended, the fuel, illegally crossing air spaces, communication, one head pilot is dead, can come up with so much crazier ideas that heighten the anxiety than being on a damn crusie ship

  • @EulalioMagana
    @EulalioMagana 4 роки тому +9

    A train would’ve made more sense for Speed 2

  • @SawdEndymon
    @SawdEndymon 4 роки тому +6

    Jesus Christ, this was hilarious😂😂😂
    PS: 30:03 he looks like John Wayne Gacy

  • @ryanl.2919
    @ryanl.2919 4 роки тому +8

    to go from a 10 with the 1st one to a -10 with the second is impressive

  • @futuremovieactor
    @futuremovieactor 4 роки тому +9

    “Two Thumbs Up!”-Siskel & Ebert

    • @babufits1584
      @babufits1584 4 роки тому +3

      With all the $$$ they saved not paying Keanu, they had enough to buy some critics.

  • @primetimecollective
    @primetimecollective 4 роки тому +3

    "How dare you say I dont know what you are talking about?" Lmfao Martin.

  • @kchrules775
    @kchrules775 4 роки тому +5

    38:30 The contempt in Korey's voice on that "get the fuck outta here" is tangible!!!

  • @EulalioMagana
    @EulalioMagana 4 роки тому +2

    Speed 2 did so bad that Sandra Bullock refuses to do sequels again

  • @ArtofLunatik
    @ArtofLunatik 4 роки тому +6

    I wanna see a Movie with Billy as the villain laughing like that the entire movie.

  • @babufits1584
    @babufits1584 4 роки тому +8

    4:30 How does Willem Dafoe look crazier without the Photoshop? 😱

  • @christianninsananda9626
    @christianninsananda9626 4 роки тому +5

    Jason Patric... I thought he only starred in 2 good movies... Lost Boys and eXistenZ... then I found out that was Jude Law in eXistenZ.

    • @reikun86
      @reikun86 4 роки тому

      Christian Ninsananda he’s really good in Sleepers.

  • @Collectionretro2000
    @Collectionretro2000 2 роки тому +1

    Lmao Corey’s haircut in this one 😂 he rockin that African Mohawk lmaoo

  • @Gideon13397
    @Gideon13397 4 роки тому +17

    Billy is off his rocks again 😆😆👍🏻

  • @CulainRuledByVenus
    @CulainRuledByVenus 4 роки тому +4

    Would you guys please review Deep Rising from 1998? A horror comedy aboard a cruise ship, and unlike Speed 2, it's actually fun and fast-paced.

  • @ishathompson8439
    @ishathompson8439 4 роки тому +10

    I loved this movie a lot back in the day because I thought the plot of it was so cool as a kid 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @christianninsananda9626
    @christianninsananda9626 4 роки тому +4

    Jan de Bont directed 2 good movies right off the bat... Speed and Twister. Then he made Speed 2, the Haunting and Tomb Raider 2... then never directed again lol.

    • @raymondleggs5508
      @raymondleggs5508 4 роки тому

      I actually liked the last 2 movies lol.

    • @reikun86
      @reikun86 4 роки тому

      Twister is my jam. I miss Bill Paxton and bro Phillip Seymour Hoffman.

  • @christianninsananda9626
    @christianninsananda9626 4 роки тому +3

    19:02 I don't they still do it, but they used to have driving ranges at the back of cruise ships where you just hit balls into the ocean... so golf clubs wouldn't draw attention.

  • @johannabailey1035
    @johannabailey1035 4 роки тому +2

    The last part of this had me crying
    ..dude changing the sign..I lost it.... LMAO 😂

  • @mrjones29
    @mrjones29 3 роки тому +4

    I love films from the 1990s, this isn't one of them lol. But without doubt I'd rather watch this than most of the crap Hollywood are pushing out these days.

  • @Deluna_arts_studio
    @Deluna_arts_studio 4 роки тому +4

    Caller: if it drops below 50 it blows what do you do?
    Ted: Noah's wife

  • @KylaTea
    @KylaTea 4 роки тому +4

    41:19 HOLY SHIT THAT'S DUDE FROM SHOWGIRLS. The "Everybody got AIDS and shit" guy I didn't know he was in this movie.

  • @josymon
    @josymon 4 роки тому +5

    They could’ve use Willem Dafoe’s face as a Green Goblin mask in the 2002 Spider-Man movie

  • @jkseraphim4
    @jkseraphim4 4 роки тому +8

    I remember seeing this at a cousins house when I was 8, it was first adult movie and I enjoyed it. To this day I still have a soft spot for Speed 2 cruise control.

  • @SupportGamin2025
    @SupportGamin2025 4 роки тому +25

    Looks like the joker in the thumbnail

    • @weirdguy1495
      @weirdguy1495 4 роки тому +6

      He looks more like that crazy guy from The Lighthouse who curses up a storm because Edward Cullen doesn't like his lobster.

    • @anubusx
      @anubusx 4 роки тому +2

      Scary as Hell.

    • @rascoehunter3608
      @rascoehunter3608 4 роки тому +2

      If I remember correctly there was a WB producer that really wanted Willem Dafoe as the Joker. He campaigned to get Willem Dafoe but couldn't for some reason.

    • @belletho6098
      @belletho6098 4 роки тому +2

      @@rascoehunter3608 Oh man, I wanna be in the timeline where that producer succeeded. Willem Dafoe as Joker would have been amazing!

  • @thaneros
    @thaneros 4 роки тому +8

    Is there a movie where William Defoe isn't the villain?

    • @anubusx
      @anubusx 4 роки тому +6

      American Psycho
      Missisippi Burning

    • @williehampton3855
      @williehampton3855 4 роки тому +5

      @@anubusx Don't forget Finding Nemo and Aquaman.

    • @reikun86
      @reikun86 4 роки тому +1

      Finding Nemo

  • @brandiyoung5476
    @brandiyoung5476 4 роки тому +5

    That thumbnail is nightmare inducing! LOL! 😆

  • @mnoir7257
    @mnoir7257 4 роки тому +8

    That was hilarious! I have not laughed that much in a while. Thank you for reminding me about this movie and the belly laughs.

  • @koolaidlover2382
    @koolaidlover2382 4 роки тому +7

    I'm 13 and I watched this movie when I was little. SPEED was awesome because of Keanu Sexy Reeves. SPEED 2 sucks because Keanu wasn't in it

    • @reikun86
      @reikun86 4 роки тому +3

      koolaid lover Family Guy: “Jason Patric? Ew!”

  • @dieseltyme
    @dieseltyme 4 роки тому +4

    If you look at the windows on the side of the boat and the blue stripe the falling body is clearly not in the same position when they made that cut. And what was the point? The camera barely moved.🤣

  • @KatieVanHelsing
    @KatieVanHelsing 4 роки тому +4

    Because of Willem Dafoe, this is one of my favorite bad movies of all time. The movie is horrible, but GOD Willem Dafoe is perfect!

  • @ThousanWhite
    @ThousanWhite 4 роки тому +5

    Billy must be protected at all costs

  • @matthewmoody255
    @matthewmoody255 10 місяців тому +2

    We can all agree Willem Dafoe is the best thing about this movie

  • @TNHFPRODUCTIONS987
    @TNHFPRODUCTIONS987 3 роки тому +3

    I liked speed 2 I’m disappointed there are not enough cruise ship hijack movies.
    I think what killed this movie was the fact that TITANIC came out the same year.