Your manipulative ex-husband (who cheated) files a missing persons report on himself

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  • @pronetogames7946
    @pronetogames7946 2 місяці тому +1465

    If the strangers knew him as well as the wife does they wouldn't be searching for him either 😂

    • @skimpskomp
      @skimpskomp 2 місяці тому +6

      LMAOO

    • @maridiancrest243
      @maridiancrest243 2 місяці тому +1

      Actually he may be in the right on this one. A true good person would look for their ex if they were missing. I mean you may not like them but you probably dont want them dead. She went too far this time

    • @Mindcrow
      @Mindcrow 2 місяці тому +21

      Brother, they'd be digging the hole to throw him in.

    • @icantthinkofaname6397
      @icantthinkofaname6397 2 місяці тому

      ​@@maridiancrest243 its not your job to search for whoever is missing, especially if it might be distressing or dangerous to be around them. Call someone whos qualified for this kind of job and leave it to them

    • @ricebeansrockroll882
      @ricebeansrockroll882 2 місяці тому +27

      ​@@maridiancrest243 nah, no need to set yourself on fire to keep others warm.

  • @kirbyleggington7205
    @kirbyleggington7205 2 місяці тому +1409

    "'Til death do us part, remember?"
    "Of course hon, I'm sorry. Go ahead and get back under the car"

    • @janices8659
      @janices8659 2 місяці тому +20

      "And let me start it up!"

    • @steveloge8119
      @steveloge8119 2 місяці тому +11

      Diabolical 😈😂

    • @janices8659
      @janices8659 2 місяці тому

      @@steveloge8119 Surprising my future wife clip

    • @DocBree13
      @DocBree13 2 місяці тому

      😂😂😂

    • @spacejay2677
      @spacejay2677 2 місяці тому

      WHEEZE

  • @Grey_3438
    @Grey_3438 2 місяці тому +879

    The fake tears turning off as soon as he doesn't get the reaction he wants 💀

  • @bjj1132
    @bjj1132 2 місяці тому +823

    Wow, instead of rejoicing at her amazing husband being alive, she continues to emotionally abusive to him. I sure hope that divorce gets finalized soon so he can move on and find a nice emotionally stable wife!

    • @clickbait6646
      @clickbait6646 2 місяці тому +13

      /s?

    • @moonflower1822
      @moonflower1822 2 місяці тому

      Yeah. It's a running joke to be sarcastic like this. ​@@clickbait6646

    • @Agudname
      @Agudname 2 місяці тому +95

      ​​@@clickbait6646it's sarcastic if that's what you were wondering

    • @theslappablejerk
      @theslappablejerk  2 місяці тому +263

      Makes you think she was a part of the kidnapping 😕 (if the kidnapping actually happened)

    • @dyzorted
      @dyzorted 2 місяці тому

      ​@@clickbait6646 if people couldn't get the joke that's on them

  • @mothymcspook2299
    @mothymcspook2299 2 місяці тому +251

    Forget divorce, girl needs to go straight for the restraining order

    • @TheKa89
      @TheKa89 2 місяці тому +11

      That and filing a fake missing persons with intent to mislead in most u.s. states will land you with a misdemeanor or higher. Considering that you have to do so with police documentation and he's flaunting about in front of her door... Pretty open and shut case that combines well with the restraining order. Next step, document the interaction and call the police for his intent to misuse an active missing persons.

  • @ghastlycandle
    @ghastlycandle 2 місяці тому +337

    1:20 The fake heartbroken grimace switching immediately to frustration when his manipulation didn’t work is so on point it’s scary lol

    • @aalphapink
      @aalphapink 2 місяці тому +27

      The work of an actor who is truly informed about the subject matter he’s portraying!

  • @marioluigi911
    @marioluigi911 2 місяці тому +85

    The audacity to bring up the wedding vows when he’s the one who cheated. Like does he have dementia? Did he forget he’s the one who broke their vows ? Lol

    • @Rumade
      @Rumade Місяць тому +16

      He can remember the "till death do us part" bit, but he's not a great fan of the instruction to "forsake all others"

    • @NotFine
      @NotFine Місяць тому

      It's either crazy cognitive dissonance or just really blatant manipulation
      I seriously don't get how some people can blame the innocent and think they sound sane.

  • @justmeeeeeee...
    @justmeeeeeee... 2 місяці тому +695

    Who would want a divorce from a guy with such stylish glasses 😔

    • @TurncoatCharles
      @TurncoatCharles 2 місяці тому +37

      He only wears them as a disguise, thats why. He should have kept them on.... he was so close to repairing his marriage 😥

    • @mahlerbartok
      @mahlerbartok 2 місяці тому +3

      Wait, I’ve seen those glasses on a certain podcast…

    • @m0L3ify
      @m0L3ify 2 місяці тому +2

      I know, right? I didn't even recognize him. It was like he was a totally new man in those!

    • @marek9741
      @marek9741 2 місяці тому +1

      Elton John

  • @caseybeasley-bennett6851
    @caseybeasley-bennett6851 2 місяці тому +65

    ten bucks says the "you're fuckin cold" line was the only reason he was wearing that jacket in the first place

    • @tiagodecastro2929
      @tiagodecastro2929 5 днів тому

      I know the character is a jerk but that line legit goes hard

  • @azizmbazaa2687
    @azizmbazaa2687 2 місяці тому +344

    Damn, he must’ve learned that line at the end from Brian.

    • @beanut.putter
      @beanut.putter 2 місяці тому +41

      That was a bar 🔥🔥🗣️

    • @theslappablejerk
      @theslappablejerk  2 місяці тому +167

      Bakersfield bugs bunny got some fire lines for sure

  • @nightarch
    @nightarch 2 місяці тому +289

    "The divorce isn't finalized yet" - terrifying words

    • @ferretyluv
      @ferretyluv 2 місяці тому +18

      Yup. Divorce is cheap and easy if both parties consent. If one party doesn’t, then that’s when you have to pay for expensive lawyers.

    • @ricebeansrockroll882
      @ricebeansrockroll882 2 місяці тому +19

      ​​@@ferretyluv true story, I'm swedish, I have an ex who went to the US in his early 20s, married a lady and then just left.
      Found out when his wife tracked his _mom_ down on Facebook to try to get him to sign the divorce papers because it was over 15 years later and she wanted to remarry.
      He fully thought it was OK behaviour.
      Looking back I wonder if he ever did sign those papers, he said he did but he was also a chronic liar and I didn't see him do it so... they might be married.
      Oh and he asked me to marry him too. His reasoning being that his US marriage wasn't registered in Sweden, so it "wasn't real".
      The amount of power he had to just fuck with her life by not signing a paper. Even though he had moved on, had a child with another lady, and multiple other relationships, was insane.
      The more I think on it, and his personality, I don't think he signed.

  • @howecraig6623
    @howecraig6623 2 місяці тому +38

    He put more effort into that disguise than he did his marriage.

  • @catpoke9557
    @catpoke9557 2 місяці тому +68

    I like how even with his disguise his signature shirt is still visible.
    Also I can't imagine why his wife would ever not care about the man who says "god you're slow" to her. Crazy woman, that's a real catch

  • @moxie3907
    @moxie3907 2 місяці тому +16

    This is my ex and I get a lot of healing being able to have a giggle at these skits. Even the facial expressions are so spot on. 😅

  • @DocBree13
    @DocBree13 2 місяці тому +14

    I’m sitting here irrationally hoping this fictional character does jail time and faces steep fines for filing a false police report and wasting all that time and money on search efforts lol

  • @Drew-im7is
    @Drew-im7is 2 місяці тому +96

    "...cause you're fucking cold" so good and so bad at the same time 🥶

  • @Marysajama
    @Marysajama 2 місяці тому +38

    Who is gonna bet that their last interaction was in court were he explicitily said to her that he didn't want to see her again becuase he was re forming his life and living like a bachelor again and didn't need her anymore?

  • @HEKVT
    @HEKVT 2 місяці тому +71

    Dude looks like he went on a life changing experience around the USA, except he's not changed at all.

  • @theguildmaster6806
    @theguildmaster6806 2 місяці тому +7

    He definitely was practicing that last line all morning.

  • @HighMightyWeasel
    @HighMightyWeasel 2 місяці тому +30

    Ok but “I’m glad I’m wearing this. Cause you’re fucking cold” was a good line ngl

  • @MadameTamma
    @MadameTamma 2 місяці тому +15

    When he mentioned his mom, I thought “holy shit, this dude would put his own mother through this”, but no, turns out he put her up to this

    • @laceandribbonsviolin
      @laceandribbonsviolin Місяць тому

      Or she’s an enabler

    • @immir6647
      @immir6647 15 днів тому +1

      I present to you the mummy's boy man child. Other notable examples include Chris Watts. Their son is a good boy no matter what he does

  • @testedhawk
    @testedhawk 2 місяці тому +115

    The quivering voice then transition BACK into the normal voice is FUCKING HARD to do - well done good sir, truly a slappable jerk if I've ever seen one

  • @Damon-vi9sd
    @Damon-vi9sd 2 місяці тому +62

    This guys one of the funniest dudes on here

  • @Rockethead293
    @Rockethead293 2 місяці тому +16

    Okay but can we acknowledge that "I'm glad I'm wearing this, because you're fuckin cold" is a hard ass line?

    • @seronimo__7735
      @seronimo__7735 2 місяці тому +3

      I mean he did work with a rapper from the 6 6 1

    • @ceci-n-est-pas-une-url
      @ceci-n-est-pas-une-url 2 місяці тому +1

      No, it isn't, you guys are easily impressed

    • @Rockethead293
      @Rockethead293 2 місяці тому +1

      @@ceci-n-est-pas-une-url your simplee wrong

  • @mageyplss
    @mageyplss 2 місяці тому +4

    I love how this character breaks the law in almost every video he's in, and for the pettiest reason possible

  • @Black_Phillip666
    @Black_Phillip666 2 місяці тому +16

    The reason this woman not filled a restraining order is beyond my understanding 😂

  • @alicias.8482
    @alicias.8482 2 місяці тому +6

    "Til death do us part" is a threat

  • @Tyr626
    @Tyr626 2 місяці тому +3

    My blood pressure rises every time I watch alternate universe Elliot 😭

  • @davebuikema4119
    @davebuikema4119 2 місяці тому +30

    K but that micdrop was actually good WTF

  • @hullstar242
    @hullstar242 2 місяці тому +19

    Bro look like an Elton John prototype

  • @username84476
    @username84476 2 місяці тому +6

    That line at the end was actual fire and if she doesn't beg for him to return in the next video, she doesn't deserve him 😢

    • @voidlets3359
      @voidlets3359 2 місяці тому

      Oh nah she definitely doesn't deserve him that's for sure, wouldn't wish this guy on my worst enemy

    • @laceandribbonsviolin
      @laceandribbonsviolin Місяць тому

      I just realized how funny and weird it is that you can say “she doesn’t deserve him” if she’s a bad wife, or “she doesn’t deserve him” if she’s a good wife

  • @ugaog123
    @ugaog123 2 місяці тому +4

    Hes been working on that last one liner all day

  • @pablolloyd1450
    @pablolloyd1450 2 місяці тому +3

    Dudes a freak but that last line went HARD

  • @TheHeroicHero123
    @TheHeroicHero123 2 місяці тому +4

    You can really see how broken his heart is, He came to see her and she didn't even care.

  • @VendErre
    @VendErre 2 місяці тому +12

    Had to rewatch him start crying cause his fucking mom "called the boy scouts on him". Omg ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY

  • @seraphilight
    @seraphilight 2 місяці тому +4

    "...I have a ring camera."

  • @TheKrispyfort
    @TheKrispyfort 2 місяці тому +2

    There were so many people already looking for him that she wasn't needed

  • @wesleyhempoli5548
    @wesleyhempoli5548 2 місяці тому +3

    The only "missing person's" report his mom filed was on her glasses that he stole

  • @moonflower1822
    @moonflower1822 2 місяці тому +8

    Ah, i see how he turned out to be such an entitled man-baby

  • @Millie_._Campbell08
    @Millie_._Campbell08 2 місяці тому +2

    "God you're slow." Eughhh brotha eughhhh... Low-key reminds me of my ex

  • @moonflower1822
    @moonflower1822 2 місяці тому +15

    Tell us how are you able to channel these characters. We need to know. HOW

  • @alejrandom6592
    @alejrandom6592 2 місяці тому +3

    Elliot and Warren at your door in THE SAME WEEK. jeez your life must be hard

  • @valaya.3
    @valaya.3 2 місяці тому +2

    This one kind of made me more sad than angry. Even though it's fictional, I feel bad for the woman. He's really awful, and his killer line at the end is really best applied to him. He doesn't even have any remorse for what he did. Scary, yucky person.

  • @andreweldridge1236
    @andreweldridge1236 2 місяці тому +2

    Disguise was solid, I imagine she was in the mood by the end of the interaction.

  • @derrorer
    @derrorer 2 місяці тому +2

    He is clearly suffering and what's her response? What a joke of a wife.

  • @alanmcfly1247
    @alanmcfly1247 2 місяці тому +3

    So selfish how could she not go back to him after all he did for her 😡

  • @rpfcreates4476
    @rpfcreates4476 Місяць тому +4

    His mom is probably praying to almighty god she takes him back lmao. Anything to get him off her couch.

  • @ImNotACatLawyerButIPlayOneOnTV
    @ImNotACatLawyerButIPlayOneOnTV 2 місяці тому +3

    My ex if I had been unfortunate enough to marry him 🙄

  • @Mskittenlover12
    @Mskittenlover12 2 місяці тому +1

    After that last line, I wouldn't be surprised if he goes home and cries to Christina Perri's Jar of Hearts.

  • @qwertyrhino9497
    @qwertyrhino9497 2 місяці тому +27

    This guy is so good at portraying the most unlikeable characters ever.

  • @user-pg5jj5zt2k
    @user-pg5jj5zt2k 2 дні тому

    Omg so cheeky. I love your monologues!

  • @onewholovesvenison5335
    @onewholovesvenison5335 14 днів тому

    Wow, how romantic! He wasted the time and resources of the police department and concerned citizens just for you!

  • @rebelfriend1818
    @rebelfriend1818 2 місяці тому +3

    damn how long did it take him to prepare that last line

  • @reginageorgetownuni
    @reginageorgetownuni 2 місяці тому

    No one has the audacity like a man who cheated.

  • @WankiTank
    @WankiTank 2 місяці тому

    the day she closes the door right away is the day I can start healing!

  • @viktorfunk1819
    @viktorfunk1819 2 місяці тому

    It's kindof amazing that you're equally good at playing both drama and comedy

  • @rebeccafearn213
    @rebeccafearn213 2 місяці тому +1

    He may want to stay “missing”

  • @ms.annthropic6341
    @ms.annthropic6341 2 місяці тому

    I hope she called the cops the second she closed that door 🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @mojojojo3411
    @mojojojo3411 2 місяці тому

    I would watch a negative arc long-feature of this guy

  • @ChrisMGermann
    @ChrisMGermann 2 місяці тому

    How is he not violating a restraining order at this point???

  • @DragonMaws420
    @DragonMaws420 2 місяці тому

    How does he keep making these so relatable

  • @threepeasoup8733
    @threepeasoup8733 2 місяці тому +1

    This is why divorce parties became a thing.

  • @jacobs752
    @jacobs752 2 місяці тому +1

    It's really disturbing how calculated all of this is. From the jacket building to the "fucking cold" comment, to the seamless change between crying and condescending. Everything he does is an act, is for show, that serves to convince only himself of his piety, all at the expense of any and everyone else.

  • @marvincool3744
    @marvincool3744 2 місяці тому

    He’s right to leave someone so distant and self centered

  • @Mantis42
    @Mantis42 2 місяці тому

    this is one of my favorite characters you do

  • @ElementalWhispers
    @ElementalWhispers 2 місяці тому +1

    So his mom is the enabler...

  • @snowbeast4463
    @snowbeast4463 2 місяці тому

    In some places you can get a prison sentence for wasting police time.

  • @HelloIAmAnExist
    @HelloIAmAnExist 2 місяці тому

    "I'm glad I'm wearing this, because you're fucking cold" actually goes so hard

  • @breadcrumbhoarder
    @breadcrumbhoarder 2 місяці тому

    This is actually a fantastic monologue for like an audition or something lol, I wish I was an actor just so I could use it lmao

  • @L0rdRead
    @L0rdRead 2 місяці тому

    That last line about the jacket was actually pretty cool

  • @pajamajohnson6051
    @pajamajohnson6051 2 місяці тому

    Can’t wait to see the divorce get finalized.

  • @FrankensteinsMom
    @FrankensteinsMom 2 місяці тому

    Hubby thought he was spitting 😂

  • @Communistgunmc
    @Communistgunmc 2 місяці тому

    He ate with that last line tho ngl

  • @Fluke1x
    @Fluke1x 2 місяці тому

    Gives Walt at the end of Breaking Bad vibes

  • @citrosoda5370
    @citrosoda5370 2 місяці тому

    to be fair the last line was semi-clever if he came up with that on the spot

  • @Cyphlix
    @Cyphlix 2 місяці тому

    Woah, those special effects at 0:38 - it's like he came out of nowhere!

  • @mikemidwood9661
    @mikemidwood9661 2 місяці тому

    I refuse to believe that people like this exist

  • @kahnabull1694
    @kahnabull1694 2 місяці тому

    All I can say is this guy is lucky he wasn’t doing this to me. 😬

  • @AYSOne23
    @AYSOne23 2 місяці тому

    You should do a video about the "candy salad trend" but do it as the guy who was raised by his grandparents 🤣🤣🤣🤣 love your videos dude!

  • @aiden-sy3ex
    @aiden-sy3ex 2 місяці тому

    "I'm glad I'm wearing this, because you're fuckin cold" ✍️✍️🔥🔥🔥

  • @zxypher8301
    @zxypher8301 2 місяці тому

    he thought he ate on that last part

  • @loneohoneonesevenseven3673
    @loneohoneonesevenseven3673 Місяць тому

    Ah the motherly love…now it all makes sense

  • @eri-chan1943
    @eri-chan1943 2 місяці тому

    His wife sounds so abusive. I hope he can get out of that situation soon .

  • @klara709
    @klara709 2 місяці тому

    I love the implication that the husband's mother is also manipulative xd

  • @noway6133
    @noway6133 2 місяці тому

    She wasted so much champagne before he showed up I bet

  • @laceandribbonsviolin
    @laceandribbonsviolin Місяць тому

    The fake crying almost convinced me until he immediately shut off the waterworks😆
    Wife should’ve gotten to say “Of course I’m cold-that’s what happens when you’re manipulative and unfaithful”😇

  • @barbarakilman271
    @barbarakilman271 11 днів тому

    I feel like you know my ex husband omg! Our old condo even looked like these!

  • @delsings
    @delsings 2 місяці тому

    Lol the tearless crying stops the moment it doesn't work. Typical 😅

  • @pemex23
    @pemex23 2 місяці тому

    Bro is gonna get smacked with a huge fine for that 💀

  • @SirCraigius
    @SirCraigius Місяць тому

    I'd be calling the cops right away and advising them he turned up on her doorstep and admitted to faking his own missing person case to get attention.

  • @TheKrispyfort
    @TheKrispyfort 2 місяці тому

    Ine day the Manipulative ex-husband (who cheated) will let go and move on
    AND it will have absolutely nothing to do with that hatchet injury right through his wrist and will all about realising his potential.
    Gravitational potential is *a* potential that can be realised.
    Has Elliott considered rock climbing and abseiling?

  • @mlgdigimon
    @mlgdigimon 2 місяці тому +1

    make one on that new moist critical video where the dude was jealous of his wife for breastfeeding his son.

  • @ceasar9865
    @ceasar9865 2 місяці тому

    That legit got a few people arrested when they did this

  • @Sikanda.
    @Sikanda. 2 місяці тому

    His fake crying looks like he's trying not to yawn 😂 The sad part is that some men act just like that.

  • @ianpgmusicfanfictionart
    @ianpgmusicfanfictionart 2 місяці тому

    You sir are a phenomenal actor. It’s so sad how your wife doesn’t care about you anymore, I mean, you only made one silly mistake.

  • @s.dchoudhary7100
    @s.dchoudhary7100 2 місяці тому

    Win her back buddy.. Also, hire someone to take care of the dude she been dating

  • @tendingourgarden
    @tendingourgarden 2 місяці тому

    The little run at the end so he's not spotted 😂

  • @declanashmore
    @declanashmore 2 місяці тому

    Of course he got it from a parent.

  • @vertigo2120
    @vertigo2120 Місяць тому

    Jen really needs to just stop answering the door

  • @apatheticobserver5290
    @apatheticobserver5290 2 місяці тому

    Is this dude trying to be like Timothy Dexter?