Prince Andrew - Pizza Express
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- Опубліковано 14 жов 2024
- Update: Just to make it clear this is a re-edited PARODY video of Prince Andrew's car-crash Newsnight interview with Emily Maitliss, it is not the real interview! Prince Andrew did not give "Pizza Express" as the answer to all her questions! Having said that, it is impossible to parody Prince Andrew more than he does himself in his final reply about being "too honourable"! 😂
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The funny thing is that he supposedly said to his mom after this interview that the whole interview went pretty good for him. Just to give you an idea of his judgment skills.
That is his level of arrogance for you
12345 Fowler
And......
You think yours is better??
Hahahahahahahahaha...
Pure clown
@Nigel Shepherd I bet your work colleague and the team couldn’t believe what they were hearing 🤣
Even remembers the precise time he went to pizza express from 20 years ago
he was hungry
"I don't sweat, but when I go to Pizza Express, I never forget"
- Prince Andrew probably
Its not a place royals go often.
@@nloc1929 😂😂😂😂😂
he got pepperoni and a supreme, both honorable pizzas😂
"My judgement was coloured by my tendency to be too honourable", 🙄!Blowing his own horn, is he not ?
Don't forgot when he had a medical issue due to him being a war 'ero and all that.
They all blow their own horn, I mean the whole of the British Establishment. It's called narcissism.
The grand old Duke of Pork is going to like New York style pizza
As a heathen you would know?
Hes a creep
Lock him up
I got the impression Andrew felt he could easily charm his interviewer but clearly she wasn't having it. She would literally glare back at him but I bet she was thinking "this interview is going to propel my career straight to the top."🤣
She crucified him
He's patently thick as a brick
@@steveturner6770 🤣🤣🤣
She's not young and impressionable enough to have her head turned by a man who thinks he's "Prince Charming" (he ain't!).
@@sharonjensen3016 There is no one young and impressionable enough
If Andrew is the Queen's favourite doesn't the Queen also lack good judgment?
He probably isnt
Media myth
This is the end product of someone who’s never parented so to speak.
It's only the media who says he's her favorite. She never said so herself.
@@Ettibridget I should hope not. No parent should play favourites.
@@sharonjensen3016 When the queen became queen, Charles and Anne were still toddlers and she was very busy. When she had Andrew and Edward, she was more settled and took her time also to be a mother. So I think she is closest to Andrew and Edward. No because she wanted it that way, it was just the given circumstances.
The interviewer is awesome just for keeping a straight face through this
The english are gifted when it comes to keeping a straight face.
Have they found anyone who will admit to seeing him at Pizza Express in Woking yet?
No because he wasn't there, a load of bollocks
I didn't see him the time he's talking about, but another time I saw him banging toddlers "at Pizza Express" "in Woking"
Staff remember him at Pizza Express; he was observed not sweating and being “too honorable.” 🤦😂🤣😂🤣😁🤪
Staff at Pedo Express remember him.
Pizza.
The Queens favourite...Doesnt say much for the others!
😀😀😀😀😀😀
I think Anne and the youngest son, Edward, have a bit more sense than Andrew. Don't get me started on Charles.
“My judgement was coloured by my tendency to be too honourable” - David Brent 2018
Unorthodox? Sue me
@@stewdapples267 yes I’ve hit the odd copper, yes I’ve smoked the odd doobie, but piss off and leave me alone I’m walking to John o’groates for some spastics
I scrolled to this comment just as he said that.
... in a way.
@@stewdapples267
They fear my methods coz they don't understand my methods.
I don't want all this: ahh what you doing, what you doing? How are you doing it? No!
Judge me by my results. Yeh?
The part that pisses me off is he will get away with it.
Well, for now the case is going through. So don´t be to sure
JackSmith
Because you can't?????
@@joysynmonds9082 Joy plz don't forget your medication
He will pay compensation wether in court or out
And that people will still think he’s wonderful because he’s a so called royal.
This video is sponsored by Pizza Express.
Is too stretch to call friendship but he must go to tell him personally that they cannot be friends anymore in order to show leadership. The King of idi o cy! What a leader!
He said his judgment was clouded by his tendency to be too honorable. Gimme a break Andy no one is falling for your bs😆
How to commit public suicide.
@@sharonjensen3016 yep the whole interview is comically bad he can’t convince anyone of his lies.
Should be easy to confirm .security officers should have records of duties to royal family
You guys don't get it. This is only a story because the media won't shut up. No one in the royal family gives a shit about this but you guys. Just some shit that got leaked. This is nothing compared to their past. Diane. Must we go further.
they confirmed it... noone cares tho
Why would they rat on their bread and butter? If they did they would be fired and none of the other rich and powerful would hire them.
Maybe he can get a job at pizza express
Odd how nobody else remembers going for pizza including his daughter
Now ask her if she remembers going out for pizzaR and she'll tell you all about it, I'm sure. This guy is TOO honorable, remember?
My. How the mighty fall…long way down from royal palaces, butlers, and everyone doing everything for you
He will not be incapable!
They are not ignorant!
Andrew: I did not have a sexual relations with that woman. oH WRONG dude. aka Bill Clinton 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
UPDATE .... now Andrew Windsor is "the Royal formerly known as Prince"
I have several weaknesses. I am too kind, too honest, too hard working, too fit, too strong, too attractive and too modest.
He just said all.... Pizza express he is not guilty he is just a client
****I. BEG TO. ****
==================
**A. LAWYER. Of
Virginia. Guiffre
A. Girl. Prostitute, **
===OR===
***A. JOURNALIST***
====================WANT. TO. BRING
TO. COURT==
======= === ======
==A. CASE. Of
Prince. Andrew==
===TO. ACCUSE===
**HAS. MADE. SEX
ABUSE. WITH
Virginia. Guiffre
When. A. Girl. 17
Years. Old**
==================***HAS. TO. HAVE***
==================
I**DID. NOT. ONLY. :
A. BRILIANT. INTERVIEWE**
===BUT. ALSO===
2**THE. MOST
IMPORT AN. ACCURATE. PROOF**
===AN. ACCURATE
LETTER. FROM
A. MEDICAL. DOCTOR
SPECIALIZE. ANATOMY. PATHOLOGY***
=================
==HISTOPATHOLOGY
PICTURE. AS. A
FINAL. DIAGNOSIS==
==================
I**CELL. CELL. SPERaMAS. FROM
PRINCE. ANDREW, **
==HAS. TO. FIND==
**IN. LIQUID. FROM
SEX. ORGAN. VAGINA**
==OF. VIRGINIA. GUIFFRE. When
A. Girl. 17. Years
Old==
============== ==
2**DAMAGED. OF
SEX. ORGAN VAGINA**
==HAS. TO. FIND,, ==
***FROM.VIRGINIA
GUIFFRE WHEN. A. GIRL. 17. YEARS
OLD***
================
3**HAS. TO. DO
SPECIAL. STAINING
FROM. SPECIMENT**
===HAS. TO. DO
DNA. TEST. SPERMA===
************************
===CONCLUSION, ===
==A. LAWYER. Of
Virginia. Guiffre
A. Girl. Prostitute==
***OR***
==A. JOURNALIST==
==================
***DID. NOT. HAVE
THE. MOST IMPORTANT. AN. ACCURATE. PROOF***
================,=
===AN. ACCURATE
LETTER. FROM
A. MEDICAL. DOCTOR
SPECIALIZE. ANATOMY. PATHOLOGY***
===============
,,***HISTOPATHOLOGY
PICTURE. AS. A
FINAL. DIAGNOSIS***
**********************
***CONCLUSION***
==A. LAWYER. OF
VIRGINIA. GUIFFRE
A. GIRL. PROSTITUTE, ==
****OR****
==A. JOURNALIST
EMELY==
================
****HAS. HUMILIATED
QUEEN. ELIZABETH. II****
**********************
==================
***CONCLUSION***
**PRINCE. ANDREW**
===NEVER. MADE
SEX. ABUSE. WITH
Virginia. Guiffre
*When. A. Girl. 17
Years. Old, **
**********************
**CONCLUSION**
===PRINCE. ANDREW===
**NEVER. HUMILIATED. QUEEN
ELIZABETH. II**
***********************
==================
***CONCLUSION***
**PRINCE. ANDREW**
==DID. NOT. GUILTY ==
*********,******,*****
================
**I. BEG. TO**
======== =======
**A. LAWYER. Of
Virginia. Guiffre
A. Girl. Prostitute**
===HAS. TO. GIVE
BACK. TO. PRINCE
ANDREW. MONEY
$13. MILION
FOR. SETTLEMENT***
==================
**********************/
***I. BEG. TO***
==A. JOURNALIST
EMELY. ==
**AND. ALSO**
==A. LAWYER. OF
VIRGINIA. GUIFFRE
A. GIRL. PROSTITUTE==
===============
****HAS. TO. ASK
FORGIVENESS****
=================
I**QUEEN. ELIZABETH. II**
=================
II, **KING. CHARLES. III**
=========== ======
III**A. PRIME. MINISTER. Of. UNITED
KINGDOM**
==================
IV**ROYAL. FAMILY**
***,,*,******************
**********************
***I. BEG. TO, ***
============!=====
***KING. CHARLES. III***
===========!======
***HAS. TO. GIV,E
BACK. TO. PRINCE
ANDREW***
================!
I***TO. WORK. ROYAL
DUTY. AGAIN. AS. A
COUNCELER. Of. York***
==Prince. Andrew
Has. Worked. Royal
Duty. From. 1986
Until. 2022. For. 36
Years**
=== ===========
II***ARMY. SECURITY***
==Prince. Andrew
Has. Worked. Naval
Army. Royal. Duty
Until. Retired. 60. Years Old. IN 2020**
==============!!
III**TO. ALLOW. TO. GO. IN. Public. To. Wear. Naval. Army
Uniform. In ROYAL
DUTY**
================
IV**MONEY. $650
Million. INHERITANCE
Of. Queen. Elizabeth. II
For. Prince. Andrew**,
================
IV***A. Royal. Lodge
Of. Palace. In. 1996
And. A. Castle. House
Of. Windsor. In. 1986
AS. TWO. GIFTS
FROM. QUEEN
ELIZABETH. II. FOR
Prince. Andrew**
********,*****,********/
***GOD. SAVE, ***
***QUEEN ELIZABETH. II***
===AND. ALSO===
***KING. CHARLES. III***
***********************,
There must be hundreds of victims and this man should be in Jail .
Nope Miss Virginia should be in jail.....for extorting millions from Prince Andrew...here's why......she was above the age of consent in the UK which is 16 when Virginia Andrews was 17 at the time of the alleged three encounters.... Virginia herself claims in her biography that "prince Andrew did not rape her" there may have been some coercion involved but actually rape did not happen. At the most Andrew made an inappropriate decision to have consensual sex with a teen ABOVE the age of consent in the UK.....
What a disgrace, somebody who had been given absolutely everything on a plate.
Queen needs to take everything of him, including, security, money, housing etc etc.
He's an adult!
He will lose it all anyway when he is jailed for 20 years
An adult? He certainly hasn't been acting like one, the entitled git.
"...tendency to be too honourable...."
REALLY RANDY ANDY ????.
🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭☠️💀
@christinelang2417 He is pathetic hey?
You know, and I think that most would agree, Prince Andrew has put together a very solid argument that is as Compelling as it is Colored but his overwhelming sense of Duty. While Emily "The Bull" Maitlis is swinging for his Royal Cods, Andrew is Masterfully blocking every shot Brilliantly. In the end Emily will be charged with Assault. Of course, and you can see it in her eyes, Emily has fallen under Andrew's spell and willing to give up her Lesbian lifestyle to have an Enchanting Evening with the Prince.
You can put a tuxedo on a turd, but it’s still a turd!
Fucking brilliant
surely the staff can be identified on that date to see if they remember him ?
Pizzagate Express yes
If you look very very closely, you can see that his pants aee on fire...
And if you just take the slightest glance in his direction, you see he’s a massive nonse.
He is anything but innocent
how you know woman lie all the time about stuff like that
What a pathetic line of crap , this guy hopefully will end up with a long sentence in a prison where he could not be more miserable !!!!
The whole interview was a meme
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy.
He never went to that Pizza Express
Sweatless is sitting on his brains
Does anyone know anyone out in the real world who actually thinks he’s innocent?
Me. Because Pizza Express.
Pizza express
I believe he loves eating at Pizza Express.
No.
His mum
The grand old Duke of Pork is going to like New York style pizza.
it might have been nice to see him be the topping in a Rikers Island Calzone
Maitlis death stare at the end is priceless
That stare could kill 1000 men, and you could tell Andrew was intimidated by her look of disgust at the end
That stare says: "You don't fool me."
@@sharonjensen3016 let's hope he is not going to fool the US jury in the trial this year and that he is found guilty of his obvious sex offences
@@robertjames2277 So do I. Because privileged people getting away with crimes is something that needs to stop.
@@sharonjensen3016 having all his titles removed is not enough as his conviction and sentencing to jail will be a strong message to all wealthy and powerful people even in a royal family that they will be found out eventually and justice will be served as everyone should be equal in the eyes of the law especially nowadays
He went to Pizza Express because it was a convenient place to eat.
I’m too honourable for my shirt! Too honourable by far!
“Tendency to be too honourable”, gosh did anyone else cringe…
he has always been a total joke. But during this interview he surpassed himself.
Remembers the time he went to pizza express 20 years ago, but couldn't remember meeting, let alone tapping, a young blonde 25 years younger than him. Mmmmm likely story
Meanwhile Pizza Express in Woking has had to hire 100 new employees due to success
I do love a trip to pizza express
He probably went back to his teddy bears and said, "Fellas I did great". Then proceeded to tell at his maids on why the bears aren't smiling. People, these are the psychopaths you worship.
Pizza express ratings has gone up since.....
Pizza Express do parties ?? 🤣
omg this is so funny .. pizza express ...
Hey.!!
He was home with the children.!!
I was there.!!
"Home with the children.".!!!!
Him and Micheal Jackson.!!
Sir Sweat Alot
he will be when the FBI get hold of him.
he will be when the FBI get hold of him.
lol
At 'Tramp Nightclub' I can't ... 😂
Look he specifically remembers going to the pizza place because a 14 year old girl was having a party there at the time. Ok?
Pizza Express, out now on all digital platforms marm.
Can't wait to it goes to Court.....get the popcorn in !
Great editing
🍕
When Andrews dodgy friends told him that they had a nice little 14 year old that goes down smoothly he was disappointed to find they were talking about whiskey.
Pizza express have named their childrens range of meals “The Andrew “.
Andrew,a stranger to the truth.
You can tell when he is not telling truth,His lips move.!
This is 1 of the best pmsl 👏👏👏👏
This is so good... fucken classic. Great edit @davidwyatt
There’s a chance I would remember going to pizza express a year ago, but it’s for the complete opposite reason to HRH.
The memory of spending £20 per person on a pizza sitting in a restaurant is extremely rare. That’s half a weeks food budget.
It’s not all about simple shooting weekends and being honourable in my manor. I have to bang out 40 hours work before I can even think about anything like that.
I remember being at the Bognor Regis Carboot sale about 1:30 on 19th July 1998. He’s obviously not lying
Honourable. What a joke
We want him to leave the UK forever-please-please GO
He may never be able to leave his estate since it's considered sovereign territory. If the legal proceedings go awry for him he faces the possibility of arrest. He's sweating now...
If he is not lying then there should be no problem with him taking g a polygraph test?
he would have the ink running with his sweat.
NOR HER !!!
She just picked the richest family!
After all, there were so many others!
Polygraph tests are borderline pseudoscience as used for lie detection, with the results being so unreliable that they are not admissible as evidence in court in the United States. But who cares. The case is already decided. No need for evidence. Let's get out the pitchforks.
Randy Andy: "they were mean to me mummy, i want another Teddy"
He's a lier! Simple!
My judgement was coloured by being honourable............what crap.
Prince Andrews Pizzagate
Express
*THE WINDSORS have perfected the art of BRAINWASHING TO SUCH AN EXTENT THAT THE MASSES REALLY BELIVE THEY ARE THESE IMMORTAL GODLY BEINGS*
The thief is finally caught
...and presented a Golden Globe
"Tendency to be too honorable." 🙄
Have the staff at Pizza Express been questioned ?.
Surely Pizza express would have remembered if Andrew HAD been there...he didn't disguise himself...what about security...he would have some...?????
She should of asked what pizza did you have a kiddy one 😂😂
A very unusual thing for him to do
That's why he remembers it, you see?
What a muppet!
Surely some one from Pizza Express would remember a member of the royal family coming to the restaurant, where are their statements? None that I’ve seen, hmmm.
Pizza Express has cctv just check it out.
Judgement clouded by my tendency to be too honorable... that's a hot one lol
His royal highness has clearly been duped by this Jeffrey chap , and I consider that an end to the matter
How does anyone know that’s what’s said to the queen?
This is a flower of truth..opening. This is just the beginning. It will permeate everything. No none believers...
Worst Pizza Express sponsorship ever.
instead of his nose growing when he lies Andrew grows a second and third chin
Andrew is channeling Milhouse Van Houten energy
He has been caught out
IMDB 10 😂
Why didn't the Palace just release his security account details? Diet coke and a pizza please
pretty good.
He me as pizza gate but he can't read or remember 🤣😂😂
THANK GAWD FOR PIZZA 🍕 EXPRESS!!!
PizzaGate Express
The elite exposed.
We all know what pizza means...... this interview did exactly what it was supposed to do, not save him as he was already lost but allow him to communicate with others speaking not to the public but to those who " mattered ".
Ever heard the phrase "Don;t talk to the police" when you are under investigation. Same should apply for journalists. Andrew got terrible advice. He's also smug and arrogant so he thought he could talk his way out.
WHAT A charming big foot Morine