The Heavy is a telephone... not big surprise. NOW WITH SUBTITLES!!! Hope you enjoy! :D Also, sorry RubberFruit. I never liked the Painis Cupcake fad, so i killed it :| -AshHousewares445
Truly, an awe-inspiring story about the unfairness of life itself, and the fact that "poetic justice" is oft not so poetic. An innocent soldier is victimized by a cruel, cruel heavy for defending himself against a bone-shattering punch, and his caring friend likewise. And the Heavy finishes him off -- and why? For the only reason that he called upon a name higher than his own. Truly, the one we initially think the "protagonist" is the greatest evil in this video. 5 out of 5 stars.
I am a device used to make long distance conversation instantly on this planet - earth- which is the third planet from the sun in our galaxy, the milky way, in our universe, in the multiverse
entity on this planet - earth - which is the third planet from the sun in our galaxy, the milky way, in our universe, in the multiverse, known as soldier, please acknowledge the sound coming from me, an entity on this planet - earth- which is the third planet from the sun in our galaxy, the milky way, in our universe, in the multiverse, who is also a device used to make long distance conversation instantly on this planet - earth- which is the third planet from the sun in our galaxy, the milky way, in our universe, in the multiverse, known as heavy.
@BrettTheNospike If it became a fad, it HAS to include these things: Heavy head on a telephone booth, and a fist when you answer his calls A spy that Saps him and gets eaten And Painis Cupcake who get's his nose broken, then smacked down on his head, and get's shot while heavy says:No, you are not!.
At least not easily and even then he will just respawn later. Normal characters have very little to no chance to survive him best to just avoid him altogether.
Yeah, and the Heavy Phone was downgraded to the primitive cannibal he once was, before the engineer upgraded him to the super advanced communication device he ended up being!
After the violent beating from the heavy, painis cupcake simply brushed the bullets off. Heavy, seeing that painis cupcake is invulnerable, began to run away. However, Painis cupcake used his slide-along-the-floor technique to catch the foolish heavy. He then ate him. This was too gruesome to be seen by the general public, so the creator of this video was forced to cut the eating scene out.
It cost four hundred thousand dollars to make a phone call... for twelve seconds.
And you must pay in nickels and dimes.
What, does he shoot diamond radio waves or something?
It's in Poland? XD
If EA was a phone booth
Ah the golden years of Gmod where all the classes became animate inanimate objects
And videos with 3 frames got thousands of views
Man, that "VRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" at the beginning was priceless. I kept hearing that over and over. It's full of awesomeness.
These tf2 animations are kickass and hilarious.
In Soviet Russia, Telephone is Heavy.
I still sometimes use soldier's laugh at 0:56
1:22 Was that the Bite of 87?!?!?!
This was made 10 years ago
@@Fenrize Thanks for reminding me that I even made this comment.
@@Sammytheflaaffyfan You're welcome
What is the bite of 87?
0:26 video lags
Oh great it's processing the punch
That was actually really, really funny xD I like when Soldier calls spy and he saps him. That was the best.
THEN WHO WAS PHONE!?!?!
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razzp25 The spy wasn’t a telephone !
ElTrapodelOcho heavy was the phone !
That was amazing! One of the best Team Fortress videos I've seen so far, Congratulations on a great idea :D
Truly, an awe-inspiring story about the unfairness of life itself, and the fact that "poetic justice" is oft not so poetic. An innocent soldier is victimized by a cruel, cruel heavy for defending himself against a bone-shattering punch, and his caring friend likewise. And the Heavy finishes him off -- and why? For the only reason that he called upon a name higher than his own. Truly, the one we initially think the "protagonist" is the greatest evil in this video. 5 out of 5 stars.
The "VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" Needs to be my new ringtone
that cut off prevention is genius
Well... Well, that took... took a dark turn...
I am a device used to make long distance conversation instantly on this planet - earth- which is the third planet from the sun in our galaxy, the milky way, in our universe, in the multiverse
entity on this planet - earth - which is the third planet from the sun in our galaxy, the milky way, in our universe, in the multiverse, known as soldier, please acknowledge the sound coming from me, an entity on this planet - earth- which is the third planet from the sun in our galaxy, the milky way, in our universe, in the multiverse, who is also a device used to make long distance conversation instantly on this
planet - earth- which is the third planet from the sun in our galaxy,
the milky way, in our universe, in the multiverse, known as heavy.
@@TheDankEngineer oh my fucking gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
Hey? You can't kill Painis Cupcake! He can only be temporarely incapacitated. Or was that what the Heavy meant, that he's an imposter?
Yes, he is an imposter. And Painis CAN be killed, but there's 2 issues:
1)It's much harder than some punches and a gunshot.
2)He'll be back.
Dr. Limbo that’s not the soldiers name !
I liked that part when soldier said "Ohohoho"
I still sometimes use that laugh
Got my ringtone off this video XD
What is it of???
A telephone that can punch and eat people, and it has Heavy's face on it. That settles it, I NEED this!
I AM TELEfoam
david davison it’s telephone !
I can't stop laughing at those Gmod animations
spys sap my telephone...?
James_Reyes no !
the way the spy shakes his body and laughs makes me all jittery
When you hate painis cupcake meme
For 10 years ago the animation quality is pretty good
Please make ringtone of the heavy.
I am Panis Cupcake. -heavy shoots soldier- No, you are not.
I AM *T E L E F O N*
@TheBigBoss14HUN SOLDIER! ANWSER MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
@TheBigBoss14HUN COME OOOOON!
@TheBigBoss14HUN KAPOOOOW!
And nominated for the Oscar in the Best Cut off Prevention category....
bite of 87 referance
No, just no.
What? GTFO, you don´t belong here, I can´t even...
Um...if it is, it's a very preemptive one. Didn't you see the date this was uploaded?
The Roman Vulcan sorry i was very.... very.... fanboyish at the time sorry for that
SJD Joos It's fine. We tend to miss things when we get really excited about something.
Still, that gives me a bizarre idea: Five Nights at Heavy's...
@BrettTheNospike If it became a fad, it HAS to include these things:
Heavy head on a telephone booth, and a fist when you answer his calls
A spy that Saps him and gets eaten
And Painis Cupcake who get's his nose broken, then smacked down on his head, and get's shot while heavy says:No, you are not!.
Heavy thelephone
+100% sapper ressistance
+100% critical hit against noobs who answer it
+Kills spies
-Cannot eat sandwiches
-Cannot move
The Soldier probably dialed 1 1 1 1 1 1 1.
I like it! The "Thanks. Bye. *hangup* Hohohoho" sounds very realistic to me.
I am watching this while my tf2 ia open. There is the "ROBOTS!" Music now. Its so fitting.
1:31 at least heavy knows now how to deal with painis cupcake without having to be a tf2 freak himself.
this is one of the funnest garrymod videos i ever saw man
Engineer: Spah sappened mah telephone
*looks for the telephone, heavy telephone eats spy
Engineer: Now we look at that, makin bacon.
Zoe heavy is a TELEFONMAST
Ze
Heavy: Answer me!
Medic: Later.
I love how the numbers being dialed is "Shave and a Haircut"
When Heavy said Brrrrring! It reminded me of those weird alien sesame thingies!
Heavy: SCOUT! ANSWER MEEEEE!!!
Scout: No!
Heavy: WAHHHHHHHHHH!
Spy thought he could outsmart telephone, Yet could not outsmart heavy
Soldier's OHORHORHOR face - priceless.
im suprised, this guy spent hours of his life to full stop motion this.. well done!
To this day I reference this. Hardly anyone gets me these days when I just go "I AM TELEFOAM!"
The normal bill using a heavy telephone for 12 seconds on a long range call is 400,000 dollars.
This answers the ages-old question “THEN WHO WAS PHONE?”
The tune for the telephone was the "Shave and a Haircut" song. WOW.
My origin to love Team Fortress 2
Who ya gonna call?
*sunglasses*
Phone Heavy.
YYYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH
The Heavy Trollphone.
This has to become a new fad.
Painis Cupcake Can't Dead, His Soul Is Full of Lifecake, The Cupcake That Keeps Him Invincible!
How Heavy beats people up:
Poots Sandvich in mouth
Punches Sandvich out of mouth
Smacks person to ground
Then shoots person
I wish I had a HeavyPhone...That way, whenever I get phone calls from prank callers, I could punch them in the face.
Me: FINISH HIM.
Heavy: *Shoves sanvich in mouth*
*Punches*
Soldier: Please, god!
Heavy: *Whacks in head*
*Shoots with gun*
NO YOU ARE NOT!!!
FATALITY.
Someone was calling for you Soldier
*punches*
IT WAS PAIN!
At first I was like, "aw this is too long to be a funny tf2 clip".
Then I was like "lawl".
First God vid i have ever watched when red soldier is not Painis Cupcake
GOD i love stupid random gmod videos. I never laugh as hard at anything else
At least not easily and even then he will just respawn later. Normal characters have very little to no chance to survive him best to just avoid him altogether.
I expected Soldier to say "One one one... Ummm... One!" when calling the spy. >.>
Yeah, and the Heavy Phone was downgraded to the primitive cannibal he once was, before the engineer upgraded him to the super advanced communication device he ended up being!
He could tell he wasn't Painis Cupcake because the smile was off.
It cost 400,000 dollars to call the spy with the heavy telephone for twelve seconds
If that were really Painis Cupcake, Heavy would be a dead man
Dah, DEES vill work! Seriously tho, smooth animation and awesome voice splicing :D
this video proves that you should not mess with the heavy
I actually had this as a ringtone for a while a year back XD people would look at me funny when somebody called
Best Cut-off prevention ever.
this video is put together so wonderfully
giving someone a sandwich then decking them, that's a good move.
That one-two punch at the end is great.
Wasn't expecting the Heavy to do that to the Spy. An excellent movie for that alone.
63 spies got their heads devoured by the heavyphone
Heavyphone: "SOLDIER!!!!! ANSWER MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
Soldier: "...No."
Heavyphone: "COME OOOOOOOON!!!!!"
Soldier: *groans* "Alright...Yes?"
Heavyphone: "KA-POW! HAHA!!! Haha!"
Soldier: *groans again* "I will call you! Hehehehehehehehehe..."
Heavyphone: "HA!!! Go ahead!"
Heavy saw he was not Painis Cupcake, because the soldier didn't say "And I will eat you", just as Painis Cupcake says.
I want heavy shouting "trrrrr trrr" as ringtone!
0:09 That would make such a great ringtone.
Stop pootis, stop pootis, I don't wanna poot anymore
I left my gun and sandvich on the dance floor.
That phone is a spy! That's right. Heavy got reassigned.
It costs 12 dollars to talk on the Heavyphone for 400,000 seconds.
In Soviet Russia, keys punch you.
Also, epic smoothness.
Lol the ending was great!! And when the spy got eaten too
I told ya' don't touch that darn thing! That's what ya' get.
i guess someone likes serious sam 2 too
After the violent beating from the heavy, painis cupcake simply brushed the bullets off. Heavy, seeing that painis cupcake is invulnerable, began to run away. However, Painis cupcake used his slide-along-the-floor technique to catch the foolish heavy. He then ate him. This was too gruesome to be seen by the general public, so the creator of this video was forced to cut the eating scene out.
If you think you're desperately unemployed, you aint seen Heavy.
That ringing at the beginning is superb! So funny xD
i love videos with no sense at all, its like my dreams
this was a very well made machinima! you got me laughing harderthen any one man made machinima yet! keep up the great work! -subs-
The subtitles makes it even better XD
It costs 400,000 dollars to talk on this phone... for twelve seconds.
That was the first gmod video i EVER watched
One of the best gMod videos of all time! OF ALL TIME!!
1:02 imagine Spy using Red-Tape Recorder instead... Heavy would turn into a baby.
apparantly. not every soldier has the ability to be painis cupcake
That Painis Cupcake is an imposter!
I miss 2010.
I miss 2016