Sven Arcega haha lol weird sorry for laughing well this night I was eating I spit out vinegar at the table then my brother spit water at me and my left slipper
I love actually working and grinding for my gear. The Witcher 3 Ursine armor for example, I absolutely loved all the exploring and scavenging I had to do to get each upgrade and when I was done I felt like I actually accomplished something in the game.
I don't even play skyrim but I stumbled over here, and you got me to sub just because ur funny as shit. That bit with the loading screen and the onion touching was priceless. Please continue to be awesome.
At 14:26 Sam asked whats the difference between a bear and a cave bear I looked it up and found out that a cave bear is a species of bear that lived in Europe and Asia but went extinct around 24 thousand years ago
The light cuirass had more armor than the heavy. That heavy cuirass had less armour than steel plate armor. Steel plate armor can be obtained when you get the 3 peices of the razor, for the museum.
Awesome video, dude! I love your voice and vids and you certainly earned a sub. Could you have a mod list somewhere of all the ones you use? because im quite interested. the ones i now you have are teh house mod, skyui, immersive spells, immersive weapons and armors but I dont know what else
Daniel Kitaygorodskiy You're new here, so don't get triggered by his fanbase, k? Here's why you should watch in order: 1: Chairdolf Sitler playlist (you'll find that in his channel) 2:The Yeastwood Saga (also on his channel) 3:Shekelstien (current) Oh am he made a video showing his mod list, just search it up on UA-cam.
"West of Winterhold"
So basically everywhere then?
People Like Grapes LOL
East of Markarth
I found a hood from a mod that was supposedly made of skin from fallen wizards. I named it Gandalf's Foreskin. I now wear it.
Lol what? What's the mod called?
Ger Vang I forgot the name of it. I can check later.
+EariosRandomness you say later but its been 4 weeks
I've decided not to tell you.
+EariosRandomness lmao
This was when General Sam was serious
Connor Lee Ikr.
Right up until he put Gandalfs foreskin on his head
Father Ireland did u not see the start of the video, not disagreeing but serious is not the right word
What?....0:03
"The quest for a regular fucking bear"
Just go around Falkreath or the southern parts of solitude or markarth....
ThyWaffl3 I want waffles now
Just kill a dragon they,ll come running...
ThyWaffl3 ikr
This is literally my favorite vid cause of the onion thing 😂😂😂😂
Lol me too
Best thing since Leroy Jenkins
MrAwesomeGuy dude the onion thing is like the best part
you just named them. immersive armors and immersive weapons.
Please have my babies papa Sam, do more Skyrim videos pls 🥵
@@fish8511 I concur
LOL this is the first vid ive watched and the thing i see is " Who did it , Who Stole my Onions !! " XPXP
the onion joke at the beggining almost killed me! xD
who did it who touched my onions hahaha
I dont know how many times i have replayed that intro, i am going back to this video just for the intro. Its amazing!!! xD
I love your chill-ass voice. Can't you please narrate my sexlife?
Give me a script and ill let it rip
"He inserted his penis into her vagina. The premature ejaculation was no longer anyones concern, atleast for this moment."
+muskeldundret lololol
+muskeldundret ummm....
wtf
These videos were do tucking fire. Love you Sam
😂 man that intro made me spit out my soup all over my bed
I just love the word soup.
That intro made me subscribe xD
Soup can
bowl of soup it was very cold and rainy that day so i had to do somrthing
Sven Arcega haha lol weird sorry for laughing well this night I was eating I spit out vinegar at the table then my brother spit water at me and my left slipper
HOLY SH*T THE FIRST PART WITH THE ONIONS WAS HILARIOUS!!! :)
Twas I who fondled the onions sir, twas I
Danobi Wan Kenoboi Those were my onions, don't you see?
WHAT! THOSE WERE MY ONIONS!
First Video of you.........Laughed my ass off at the onions XD
Me: watching every Bethesda video he has produced from 3-8 years ago
Good vid That intro though lmao took me off gaurd
Is it just me or does he sound like a calmer version of videogamedunkey?
This intro made me subscribe. It was the first video of general sam i watched and i laughed so hard i almost peed
General Sam, I truly love you.
This was literally the very first general Sam videos I ever watched. Years later And here I am, still watching :)
+h1zle Ikr I am just looking back on this.
U still watching?
@@Aaron067 yessir
@@H1zle hell yeaa brother!
"Sandpaper condom"
I have a goal to watch all of your Skyrim videos. They're ageless classics.
In the beginning I laughed so hard
and you were right next to the drunken huntsman in whiterun while you were talking to adrianne, big oof my guy
I just freakin love the start of the video and most beacuse i think that the guy is a vampire and then usualy hate onions. :D
No no no, you got it all wrong. They hate _garlic_. They looooove onions though.
It's garlic SMARTASS
Bryan Merrill Iam a fucking idiot.:(
But isnt onion and garlic in the same family?
Krillidan nope
All this time and im just noticing bul kathos' wedding band
intro was legendary.
love the videos General Sam. if my computer wasn't the walmart special i would love to have these mods. thanks for the entertainment!
33:13 Love that Bul Kathos' Wedding Band
General Sam D2LoD was dank.
General Sam I'ma corpse pop you for ur Skullders Ire
The armor on the far right mannequin looks like a medieval Dr. Doom.
This was my very first encounter with General Sam. OH BOY.
I FUCKING LAUGHED MY ASS OF AT THE INTRO!!! XD
ikr haha
your commentaries have gotten so much better
THAT INTRO
This was the 1st video I watched from Sam, it was a good start
i liked it within 4 seconds
OMFG! I was cracking up at the intro lol
"Do Not touch my Onions!"
I find it funny when you are looking for a specific item that there will always never be able to find until hours later
HA!----great intro
"Who did it. Who touched my onions." Lol what a crack up
installs a nude mod one handed increased to 100
*Installs actual sex mod* Two handed increaced to 999
You should see my four handed skill... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
DIY SQEAKER dont you mean to-handed
8 fucking years man i feel so old
Why aren't you using SkyUI ?
+Бык Осеменитель because this was posted before i got skyui
+General Sam oh ok, sorry
+General Sam hey, is there anyway you can tell us your mod list? :3
+General Sam no excuses
+joel yates no excuses
I love actually working and grinding for my gear. The Witcher 3 Ursine armor for example, I absolutely loved all the exploring and scavenging I had to do to get each upgrade and when I was done I felt like I actually accomplished something in the game.
What mod do you use for this armour?
+Harry Burnett immersive armors and immersive weapons
I don't even play skyrim but I stumbled over here, and you got me to sub just because ur funny as shit. That bit with the loading screen and the onion touching was priceless. Please continue to be awesome.
What armor mod does the sons of skyrim come with anybody please
Mason Jager Exquisite armor mod
10 years later and still holds up
Your on pc do you can just use console commands to get the items
but then i don't have an entertaining video.
I know but if you were to do it off camera because you were showcasing a mod or something then you would want to cheat the items in.
well, ya got me, guess you're the skyman expert now.
Lol, well darn right I'm the skyrim expert !
General Sam It would be a lot easier if you would use the "Kyne's Peace" shout.
No way I found my first general Sam video after two years
Can you use console commands on Xbox?
no
Thanks.
Butthole Brownieson console peasant ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+В funny face
dude the onion thing is like the best thing in the vid
yea
It's pronounced 'queer-ass'. I AM NOT KIDDING. Cuirass is such a funny word.
I was always taught it was pronounced Cure-A
Nope! Check Wikipedia or a dictionary (if it has a pronunciation guide). Funny word. =)
I linked the pronunciation guide. It's queer-ass.
Sin Vraal i searched this because i thought you were lying.. but know in skyrim we have all been wearing queer asses
Titan NFG not me...i run around naked....cant count how many times i died to an ancient dragon because of it
20:41 "This is not time for dancing!" I almost pissed my pants! XD
This was my first general Sam video that I saw
I randomly clicked on your video, watched your intro and now you earned a sub
Irony, at 21:36 he refused to go into a cave that literally has a regular bear scripted to spawn directly inside for fear it would waste his time.
"Who touched my onions?!"
You've come a long way in the quality of your videos
Is that good or bad?
Okay, just that intro earned you a sub!!!!
I think the Drunken Huntsman might have been a good choice.
I remember this was the vid that made me say, "I'm subbing to this guy." That onion intro. Especially the, "..don't you see?" line. Comedy Gold! XD
bring back shekelstein
At 14:26 Sam asked whats the difference between a bear and a cave bear I looked it up and found out that a cave bear is a species of bear that lived in Europe and Asia but went extinct around 24 thousand years ago
:D I started the video and all of a sudden "Who touched my oinions?!"
The first 15 seconds already had me pressing the subscribe button
Certified hood classic
Just saw the ring called Bul-Kathos' wedding band and i love you
best intro i have seen in my entire life
I like how he has the Hobbit Bar music in the background, nice touch.
when I saw you chase that deer through the giants camp, what a noob error.
The first part tho Lmao, love you're vids man
Manny Malik Don't really want to be that guy but uhhh...
It's your
the sons of Skyrim armor is now called Einherjar armor
No, actually, it's not. Sons Of Skyrim is a different color, but the invintory menu looks different.
Totally forgot the drunkin huntsman I found myself yelling at my phone my family thinks I'm insane now lol love you
Oh my god, I just started the video and that opening made me laugh so much
Old but gold, man
That intro kills me XD
Who's vibing 7 years later
you know the Drunken Huntsmen in Whiterun might have had the items you needed
You know that there is a hunter camp by riverwood, behind the 3 stones you get to choose in the beginning of the game, after the escape?
That cave that you said you didn't want to go in... has 2 regular bears XD
About 14:10 he did a spell and diet now what it did and it was the spell from sheklstien's episode were he get mad profit to pay off the horses debts
Best intro to any video ever.
omg this is so great to see where he came from
that intro with the elf got my sub
Elf? It wasn't an Elf it was Lord Harrkon from the Dawn Guard DLC the Vampire lord.
Shane Lythgoe Thats not lord Harkkon thats just a vampire from the DawnGuard Dlc :P
Shane Lythgoe lord harrkons a nord
Elias Afzali That is Lord Harkon from dawngaurd i have the dlc so
That wast lord Harmon it's a high ranked vampire that's it
"It's like a shower but free"... Is someone charging you to take showers Sam?
there is a place called Greenspring Hollow where you could've gotten a bunch of the hides.(West of Whiterun)
That intro.... My ass is now missing due to intense laughing...
That intro XD Priceless
The beginning literally just killed me.
The light cuirass had more armor than the heavy. That heavy cuirass had less armour than steel plate armor. Steel plate armor can be obtained when you get the 3 peices of the razor, for the museum.
There's tons of animals around the Riften and Shor's stone area.
Don’t mind me just reliving the past
I hope the Skyrim devs have seen/will see this intro and also LTAO!
Awesome video, dude! I love your voice and vids and you certainly earned a sub. Could you have a mod list somewhere of all the ones you use? because im quite interested. the ones i now you have are teh house mod, skyui, immersive spells, immersive weapons and armors but I dont know what else
Daniel Kitaygorodskiy since you're new watch the fallout 4 series or the yeast wood saga playlist. or chairdolf sitler saga.
Daniel Kitaygorodskiy You're new here, so don't get triggered by his fanbase, k?
Here's why you should watch in order:
1: Chairdolf Sitler playlist (you'll find that in his channel)
2:The Yeastwood Saga (also on his channel)
3:Shekelstien (current)
Oh am he made a video showing his mod list, just search it up on UA-cam.
the intro was amazing
At some point this video became one of just watching you play.
theres a store in whiterun where there is only hunting stuff in there and its across from the black smith