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  • Опубліковано 6 чер 2020
  • Scott's an idiot.
    Twitter: / scottthewoz
    Facebook: / scottthewoz
    Instagram: / scottthewoz
    Featuring:
    ConnorEatsPants ( / con0rrrr )
    Music Used:
    "Game Show Twist" by Marc Durst
    "Game Show Tension" by Laszlo Bencker and John Epping
    "Title Screen" from Wheel of Fortune (NES)
    "Sniffit or Whiffit" from Paper Mario: Color Splash
    "Title Screen" from Jeopardy! (NES)
    "Setup/Final Jeopardy!" from Jeopardy! (NES)
    "Drinks Party" by Marc Dall'Anese
    "Street Scene" by Robert Farnon
    "The Wheels of Industry" by Robert Sharples
    "Overworld" from Super Mario Bros. 2 (USA)
    "Title Screen" from Anticipation (NES)
    "Screw on the Loose" by Tony Lowry
    "Title Screen" from Pictionary (NES)
    "Title Screen" from Wheel of Fortune (Sega Genesis)
    "First Team Answer" from Family Feud (SNES)
    "Hackney Carriage" by Cedric King-Palmer
    "Drawing Game" from Pictionary (NES)
    "Breakout" from 3D Dot Game Heroes
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  • @ConnorEatsPants
    @ConnorEatsPants 4 роки тому +4558

    I'm in this video.

  • @nexgames8587
    @nexgames8587 4 роки тому +4961

    I love the continuity on Scott’s degree saying his middle name is “will eventually take a look at the first Mega Man”. Masterfully done.

    • @pellaeon1877
      @pellaeon1877 4 роки тому +157

      I knew it meant something! I need to catch up on my Scott the Woz trivia.

    • @jasonblalock4429
      @jasonblalock4429 4 роки тому +118

      @@pellaeon1877 Coming soon to your Nintendo Switch: Who Wants To Be A Wheel Of Jeopardy Feud: Scott The Woz 2021 Edition!

    • @choppiemcdonald
      @choppiemcdonald 4 роки тому +9

      @@jasonblalock4429 why did that make me laugh so hard

    • @HelixAdamOxford
      @HelixAdamOxford 4 роки тому +5

      Where

    • @billbob8851
      @billbob8851 4 роки тому +16

      @@thewriteinpresident what

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +3613

    I'd legitimately pay to watch Scott join an actual game show and just lose on purpose, to make everyone laugh.

    • @timweber4318
      @timweber4318 4 роки тому +64

      Really? I got really bugged by him loosing all the time on purpose, it makes me aggressive and uncomfortable.

    • @jacqlne
      @jacqlne 4 роки тому +213

      Tim Weber good for you Tim

    • @Icee64
      @Icee64 4 роки тому +22

      From anime to Zero to Scott we really do have the same interests

    • @chandrakatel4354
      @chandrakatel4354 4 роки тому +3

      I've said this before and I'm gonna say it again: Get a Life

    • @tasty_cactus
      @tasty_cactus 4 роки тому +24

      @@chandrakatel4354 He's a day late this time, maybe he did?

  • @flz_5848
    @flz_5848 4 роки тому +4465

    “The hosts look like they drank expired water” is the funniest insult I’ve heard in a long time

    • @MsSwthrt102
      @MsSwthrt102 4 роки тому +19

      Same. Loving that profile pic!

    • @ramonegues5689
      @ramonegues5689 4 роки тому +87

      SpyengoEen Bottled water has an expiration date, normally after that date the plastic bottle starts leaking chemicals into the water and makes it toxic for human consumption

    • @rppf3146
      @rppf3146 3 роки тому +4

      @@ramonegues5689 lol

    • @tanini56
      @tanini56 3 роки тому +19

      r/rareinsults

    • @opossumontheinternet9864
      @opossumontheinternet9864 3 роки тому +13

      @@tanini56 r/ihavereddit

  • @symonsais
    @symonsais 4 роки тому +3727

    “Name a city known for entertainment besides Hollywood.”
    “Wario Land”

  • @leightonpetty4817
    @leightonpetty4817 Рік тому +431

    For those who are curious about Larry’s seizure of an answer at 2:50:
    The category is “Fishy Names” because they are people with names similar to fish. The answer to this question is “Newton Minow”. The way the game generates wrong answers is just by taking the right answer and shuffling most of the letters into punctuation.

    • @MrMeowstic7
      @MrMeowstic7 11 місяців тому +6

      Wow

    • @bobmcguffin5706
      @bobmcguffin5706 Місяць тому +3

      So you can use their wrong answers as clues? Sort of?

  • @everyyxy8425
    @everyyxy8425 3 роки тому +2689

    Wife: Larry, we're getting divorced.
    Larry: HH?HH? HHH?? HH H?H
    Wife: *Exactly why*

    • @cheeseburger9745
      @cheeseburger9745 3 роки тому +54

      WH? MMM??? H? H?H

    • @ShibuNub3305
      @ShibuNub3305 3 роки тому +43

      HBHB?,HBB? B ? HH B! N W O MMM?. B ‘!

    • @DylAppleShorts
      @DylAppleShorts 3 роки тому +101

      *Larry then proceeded to have a stroke and was never heard from again*

    • @donovanjoseph737
      @donovanjoseph737 3 роки тому +50

      Larry again with his inappropriate reactions. *Sigh...*

    • @apollofulbright3484
      @apollofulbright3484 3 роки тому +41

      Plot twist: the wife is sandy

  • @Palettegirl
    @Palettegirl 4 роки тому +1163

    Scott's diploma in fishy names shows that his full name is Scott "W.E.T.A.L.A.T.F.M.M." Wozniak.
    At first this confused me, what could this possibly stand for? It's so long and random, but then I remember-
    Scott Will Eventually Take A Look At The First MegaMan Wozniak.
    WHY IS THIS EASTER EGG GIVEN LIKE HALF A SECOND OF SCREEN TIME, THIS IS AMAZING

    • @savagegamer81013
      @savagegamer81013 3 роки тому +29

      And he did a few years back.

    • @Palettegirl
      @Palettegirl 3 роки тому +25

      @@savagegamer81013 I am... So confused
      Was this reply supposed to be continuing the joke? I don't understand, I know he did a few years back because the Easter egg is calling back to that exact video...?

    • @savagegamer81013
      @savagegamer81013 3 роки тому +11

      @@Palettegirl a combination of the two

    • @oolexer
      @oolexer 3 роки тому +4

      im surprised he remembered that

    • @TommyDeonauthsArchives
      @TommyDeonauthsArchives 3 роки тому +18

      (Working title)

  • @thegay
    @thegay 4 роки тому +4619

    I counted; there are 138 JOKES in this episode. ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY EIGHT. That's more than 10 jokes a minute, and more than 1 joke per 5 second. That's insane, especially for a 13 minute episode.

    • @benjaminschmitt1562
      @benjaminschmitt1562 4 роки тому +483

      Episodes like this make me think, _What is the thought process of people who dislike these kinds of videos?_

    • @liamryan7239
      @liamryan7239 4 роки тому +143

      Benjamin Schmitt They don’t like the jokes.

    • @thoreaukilbourne3911
      @thoreaukilbourne3911 4 роки тому +92

      That’s also police squad levels of humor density

    • @TubboDaKittyCat
      @TubboDaKittyCat 3 роки тому +13

      Liam Ryan Thats fair

    • @prisonmike4749
      @prisonmike4749 3 роки тому +114

      Jeez, that's about as many jokes as there are in an episode of The Office, in significantly less time. Scott's such a madlad

  • @CocoTheMii
    @CocoTheMii 4 роки тому +1677

    "Too bad... but I guess it could have been worse!"
    "Yeah, if I died."
    Scott's comedic timing is PERFECT

    • @charmandyorton006
      @charmandyorton006 4 роки тому +21

      Squidward: “Too bad that didn’t kill me”

    • @pokepress
      @pokepress 4 роки тому +4

      Makes me wonder what the Bankrupt space is in the Klingon version of Wheel of Fortune.

  • @LtEddyGames
    @LtEddyGames 4 роки тому +3175

    Haven't laughed this hard in awhile - thank you!

    • @Aidnicc
      @Aidnicc 3 роки тому +3

      69 this is an overused joke

    • @emptytrashben2375
      @emptytrashben2375 3 роки тому +7

      Watch his channel more often.

    • @Gothstana
      @Gothstana 3 роки тому +5

      Hey boys, Eddy here!

    • @nicksalvatore5717
      @nicksalvatore5717 3 роки тому +7

      “Where does the president live?” “...america.”

    • @projectretro8243
      @projectretro8243 3 роки тому +3

      Is this your 1st video you have watched from him. Also 969th like.

  • @DaSheepKiller
    @DaSheepKiller 3 роки тому +750

    *gets bankrupt*
    "I guess it could've been worse"
    Getting bankrupt is literally the worst-case scenario on Wheel of Fortune what the heck

    • @00_rei90
      @00_rei90 2 роки тому +122

      Well unless if any of the contestants died

    • @W3Rn1ckz
      @W3Rn1ckz 2 роки тому +64

      not to mention he went bankrupt on the first spin

    • @captaincommando5072
      @captaincommando5072 2 роки тому +31

      "Yeah, if I died!"

    • @charleslovell5315
      @charleslovell5315 Рік тому +9

      Mineral Water

    • @Helladamnleet
      @Helladamnleet Рік тому +4

      @@W3Rn1ckz Exactly. He already had nothing to lose

  • @ripthischannel829
    @ripthischannel829 4 роки тому +2524

    Scott episode timeline:
    Start: make a joke
    Middle: hint at the joke while making more
    End:finish starting joke

    • @nafinapkin5439
      @nafinapkin5439 4 роки тому +82

      And it WORKS EVERYTIME.

    • @charmandyorton006
      @charmandyorton006 4 роки тому +25

      Well, you can’t really fault a formula when it works.

    • @TedMerc
      @TedMerc 4 роки тому +3

      E

    • @RedTV8888
      @RedTV8888 4 роки тому +8

      Wouldn't be surprised if he got this from Conan remotes

    • @jokinghazard2312
      @jokinghazard2312 4 роки тому +2

      The hairdryer box!

  • @nintenjoe38
    @nintenjoe38 4 роки тому +3373

    Scott: Will you marry me?
    Scott's girlfriend: Idk can you?

    • @Loopyboy447
      @Loopyboy447 4 роки тому +260

      “Who are you?”

    • @jordanhingoo7017
      @jordanhingoo7017 4 роки тому +99

      Ill think about it

    • @mochiamori
      @mochiamori 4 роки тому +203

      @@tailwindlive so are you telling me that Scott "mega virgin" the Woz lied to us??

    • @moonie7999
      @moonie7999 4 роки тому +27

      @@mochiamori gAsP

    • @samuelthecamel
      @samuelthecamel 4 роки тому +19

      When you try to marry someone under 18

  • @NunofYerbizness
    @NunofYerbizness 3 роки тому +840

    Answers in chronological order (except for Wheel of Fortune and answers that were actually given)
    0:06 + 9:03 New York, Chicago, etc.
    0:51 Herbert John Streicher
    1:39 Idfk but something tells me it's not Josephine
    2:28 Newton Minow
    3:03 Chihuahua
    3:20 A loaf
    3:25 Jesse James
    3:54 Soap, towels, shampoo, etc.
    4:06 I was recommended Brazil when I searched this on Google
    4:23 All I got was boring housework and a subreddit
    5:13 Miss Peach
    5:29 South America
    5:33 Clarence Darrow
    5:41 Ozzie Nelson
    6:11 Paint
    6:16 Yes, no, etc.
    6:40 Pavement
    6:43 Unicycle
    6:49 White House
    7:51 Gerald Ford
    8:15 Prince Valiant
    8:44
    9:34 Mr. Bean
    9:55 Bodie State Historic Park
    10:06 Poseidon
    10:14 Harry S. Truman
    10:22 Gary Ownes
    10:48 The Cult of Blaintology
    10:51 Old Mother Hubbard
    11:01 Clothes
    11:16 Quality not quantity
    11:24 Bus
    11:41 The Good Earth
    12:03 $2195

    • @denyeazadini
      @denyeazadini 3 роки тому +129

      Nice work, but what was the second question in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Second Edition for PlayStation 1?

    • @aristoshii
      @aristoshii 3 роки тому +24

      4:06 is citizen i think and 4:23 is probably sleep as the #1, though that is a complete guess

    • @JaredConnell
      @JaredConnell 3 роки тому +4

      What is a waste of time?

    • @Abkenn
      @Abkenn 3 роки тому +13

      You forgot 12:22

    • @jamessipfn4528
      @jamessipfn4528 3 роки тому +9

      The 1st one might be Las Vegas.

  • @Ray-lz8qg
    @Ray-lz8qg 4 роки тому +772

    Leaked scott the woz e3 2020 episode
    "Hey all, Scott here!
    It was cancelled!
    *outro plays*"

    • @thegameowl11
      @thegameowl11 3 роки тому +7

      Or the opening.

    • @cherowe5340
      @cherowe5340 3 роки тому +1

      Ray 8304 2020 mario

    • @thekydragon
      @thekydragon 3 роки тому +12

      That would actually be a hilarious April Fools episode

    • @Zooki07
      @Zooki07 4 місяці тому +1

      Leaked scott the woz e3 2024 episode
      “Hey all, Scott here!
      It’s over.
      *outro plays*”

  • @TS61TS61
    @TS61TS61 4 роки тому +674

    When he hits you with that whispering “Hey all, Scott here.”

    • @UnprofessionalProfessor
      @UnprofessionalProfessor 4 роки тому +4

      "I'm an idiot,"

    • @mtchae1
      @mtchae1 4 роки тому +4

      I thought it was y'all not all

    • @ziyair2998
      @ziyair2998 4 роки тому +5

      @@mtchae1 bruh it's all

    • @woahitsstultus
      @woahitsstultus 4 роки тому

      @@mtchae1 look at his twitter bio or any of his season finales (They have manual subtitles). Its all

    • @flamebro13
      @flamebro13 4 роки тому +1

      Hail Sca here

  • @stormtrigger5578
    @stormtrigger5578 4 роки тому +967

    "What's the first thing you open when you-"
    The womb

    • @JamesCPotter13
      @JamesCPotter13 4 роки тому +57

      The fact that car door was WRONG makes me lose faith in humanity.

  • @Redeem_Honor
    @Redeem_Honor 4 роки тому +545

    5:00
    Scott is such a gem. We don't deserve him.

  • @theraichu5744
    @theraichu5744 2 роки тому +161

    This episode is perfection. Not a minute passed where I wasn't laughing as the episode is full of amazing jokes. It's incredible how Scott can fit so many laughs into 13 minutes, but this episode was just the best time.

  • @Hayatehiroyuki25
    @Hayatehiroyuki25 4 роки тому +579

    "Scott's catchphrase for 500!"
    "Hello Citizens, I'm Scotty... DAMNIT!
    *Roll outro*

    • @heartbeat4atinman
      @heartbeat4atinman 4 роки тому +33

      "Hey y'all, Scott here!"
      *BUZZ*
      "I'm sorry but it's 'hey all', not hey y'all."

    • @CoffeePotGames
      @CoffeePotGames 4 роки тому +11

      @@heartbeat4atinman according to this video's captions it's "hail Scott here"

    • @Wolfpack7000
      @Wolfpack7000 4 роки тому +2

      @@CoffeePotGames What else would it be

    • @bloodmuzzle
      @bloodmuzzle 4 роки тому +4

      @@CoffeePotGames All hail Scott here. Scott is who we worship.

    • @bije277
      @bije277 4 роки тому +3

      Honestly his catchphrase at this point is *DAMMIT*

  • @davefalcon3712
    @davefalcon3712 4 роки тому +629

    Someone: "How much stupid are you?"
    Scott: *big*

  • @gavinthecrafter
    @gavinthecrafter 2 роки тому +489

    Unpopular opinion: This is my favorite Scott The Woz episode. Just jam-packed full of jokes

    • @nman551
      @nman551 Рік тому +5

      Same here

    • @NintenJoeGamer
      @NintenJoeGamer Рік тому +20

      but it's your personal opinion. Who is it unpopular with? yourself?

    • @baLANDor
      @baLANDor Рік тому +11

      @@NintenJoeGamer I guess most people would rather pick one of the grand special episodes as their favourite which is why he labelled it as an "unpopular opinion"

    • @gavinthecrafter
      @gavinthecrafter Рік тому +4

      @@NintenJoeGamer Borderline Forever seems to be the most popular episode

    • @4thwallstudios
      @4thwallstudios Рік тому +7

      @@gavinthecrafter not really, game controllers has the most views by a long shot

  • @Leonhart
    @Leonhart 3 роки тому +1777

    wow, watching this then see Alex Trebek passed away today...rip

    • @T3KNUG3T5
      @T3KNUG3T5 3 роки тому +49

      Hopefully him and Sean Connery are playing Celebrity Jeopardy.

    • @tfx9223
      @tfx9223 3 роки тому +17

      wait WHAT

    • @red5158077
      @red5158077 3 роки тому +6

      @@tfx9223 Yep

    • @BoochiDoochi
      @BoochiDoochi 3 роки тому +7

      Not to sound mean but i had a feeling id see one of these comments

    • @isthatshaw_1179
      @isthatshaw_1179 3 роки тому

      Really, bruh i was just vibing to the dubstep jeopardy remix

  • @beenthinking8931
    @beenthinking8931 4 роки тому +498

    What is the first thing you open when you- *smacks desk* "The womb."

    • @dangerlv5284
      @dangerlv5284 4 роки тому +21

      Alternate answer: *her legs*

    • @MadeleinePettit
      @MadeleinePettit 4 роки тому +3

      @@dangerlv5284 bruh 😂

    • @Fa1seP0sitive
      @Fa1seP0sitive 4 роки тому +4

      _In an alternate cut_
      -get home at night
      *smacks desk again* "The womb."

  • @occamsaturn
    @occamsaturn 4 роки тому +1122

    family feud snes: "if you have 4 extra hours a day, what would you do?"
    "family"
    ... oh so it's THAT kind of family

    • @frauleinzuckerguss1906
      @frauleinzuckerguss1906 4 роки тому +62

      Sweet Home Alabama~

    • @Big_Bad_Gammon
      @Big_Bad_Gammon 4 роки тому +20

      Where the skies are so blue~

    • @powerofthec5908
      @powerofthec5908 4 роки тому +23

      Family Feud is surprisingly sexual.

    • @donovanjoseph737
      @donovanjoseph737 4 роки тому

      *um-*

    • @austinm.9832
      @austinm.9832 4 роки тому +72

      @@powerofthec5908 Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?" Contestant: "The penis" SH: "A WUH... HUH??" audience erupts into laughter Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself laughter gets even louder SH: O lordy... one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says... the board shows 100 for "penis" Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end.

  • @beneciotheperson
    @beneciotheperson 2 роки тому +41

    Rest in piece, Mr. Saget. You live on in the hearts of Full House fans and this episode, where you inexplicably are named Gary.

    • @onepacificgal
      @onepacificgal Рік тому +2

      I think the joke there is that Gary Owens (the actual answer) was announcer for Bob Saget's final 3 AFV seasons

    • @CrashFan03
      @CrashFan03 5 місяців тому

      @@onepacificgal so scott was right about his name being gary lmao

  • @merchantziro4285
    @merchantziro4285 3 роки тому +696

    "What's the first thing you open-"
    Scott: _(Smacks table)_ *THE WOMB.*
    "What's the first thing you open when you come home at night?"
    Why is this the one episode that makes me laugh so hard I cry?

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 3 роки тому +14

      Probably the hilarious answers he gives

    • @Km100_
      @Km100_ 2 роки тому +5

      Its funny af

    • @rennythespaceguy7285
      @rennythespaceguy7285 2 роки тому +16

      I think it's because his other videos balance his humour with an overview of the history of and his genuine, critical thoughts on subjects he cares about, this one he barely touches on the games themselves so it's essentially just 12 straight miniutes of jokes

    • @coolest10293
      @coolest10293 Рік тому +2

      Right as I got to this comment and was reading this, it got to this part of the video! Thats kinda ironic

  • @JetpackGamer456
    @JetpackGamer456 4 роки тому +536

    I love how blunt the description is for this one: “Scott’s an idiot.”

    • @geekmin-old
      @geekmin-old 3 роки тому +8

      Yes, indeed

    • @Blavin
      @Blavin 2 роки тому +6

      I always forget to read the description of his videos

  • @garfieldisgod3656
    @garfieldisgod3656 4 роки тому +515

    that was the most quiet "hey all, scott here" that i've ever heard

  • @sammcmc9888
    @sammcmc9888 3 роки тому +83

    Imagine how hard it is to write an episode like this. First he needs to play the game and think of the joke answers on the spot and then write the non gameplay in a way that makes said answers funny. This would be hell to plan

  • @HavaNDay
    @HavaNDay 4 роки тому +215

    "The host looked like he drank expired water"
    -Scott the Wozniak, 2020

  • @blakebrill3903
    @blakebrill3903 4 роки тому +254

    That was the most seductive “Hey all, Scott here” I have ever heard

    • @zacariasvelazquez8400
      @zacariasvelazquez8400 4 роки тому +6

      "Hey all, Scott here, im an idiot"
      Scott wozniak-2020

    • @fugit1vegaming397
      @fugit1vegaming397 4 роки тому +6

      Low key? I’d fling-smash

    • @pd9052
      @pd9052 4 роки тому +1

      0:18

    • @bloodmuzzle
      @bloodmuzzle 4 роки тому +2

      @@fugit1vegaming397 Chibi Robo ziplash wont be the only thing that "blows." 😏

  • @commercialchase8442
    @commercialchase8442 4 роки тому +532

    "Name a city other than Hollywood that's known for entertainment."
    *Circuit City*
    No, No, he's got a point.

  • @snowyfolfskyroo2739
    @snowyfolfskyroo2739 3 роки тому +62

    10:40 the expression he makes when he says "jars?" is indescribable and kills me every time

  • @PokeMario-pk4ot
    @PokeMario-pk4ot 4 роки тому +360

    7:57 if Scott actually ran for president, I would probably vote for him

    • @supermariof0521
      @supermariof0521 3 роки тому +41

      He's make it law that all copies of "Chibi Robo Zip Lash" be recalled and all copies owned by anyone be raided and burned. That and make it law for everyone to own a copy of "Flingsmash". XD

    • @ITDBruins
      @ITDBruins 3 роки тому

      @Zane Blaire unfortunately, yeah

    • @nolefanocala4885
      @nolefanocala4885 3 роки тому +2

      Don't forget barrel bast

    • @WarriorPNG
      @WarriorPNG 2 роки тому +1

      Make chibi robo again

    • @Ethan5I5
      @Ethan5I5 2 роки тому +4

      "What is your platform, Mr. Wozniak"
      "Nintendo Switch"

  • @Niko-pj8kt
    @Niko-pj8kt 4 роки тому +291

    Some say Scott never got to that second question even till this day

    • @uhh_p
      @uhh_p 4 роки тому +4

      why comment this now? the joke would've worked more if you waited like a year an half to comment this...

    • @Infinite_Archive
      @Infinite_Archive 4 роки тому +4

      Hey, nice name and profile picture.

    • @shreknskrubgaming7248
      @shreknskrubgaming7248 Рік тому +2

      @@uhh_p it's been two years now, he still hasn't gotten to that second question.

    • @uhh_p
      @uhh_p Рік тому

      @@shreknskrubgaming7248 he just like me fr

  • @themonkeyvivi
    @themonkeyvivi 4 роки тому +344

    One of the best laughs I’ve had in a while. The comedy of this was top-notch. Amazing content as always, Scott!

    • @MungkaeX
      @MungkaeX 4 роки тому +4

      I had tears rolling down my face over some of these. The Family Feud answers were by far the best ones.

    • @lilmilk8534
      @lilmilk8534 4 роки тому +3

      Agreed man, this is definitely one of his best videos as of recently

  • @OptimusPhillip
    @OptimusPhillip Рік тому +19

    "Name an entertainer who has been around as long as you can remember."
    "Dilbert."
    Yeah, I'll take "Quotes That Haven't Aged Well" for 200.

  • @dataternater78
    @dataternater78 2 роки тому +43

    I nearly choked to death on my water from that expired water joke

  • @cerjmedia
    @cerjmedia 4 роки тому +1092

    Game: "What's the first thing you open..."
    Scott: "THE WOMB!"
    Game: "What's the first thing you open when you come home at night"
    Me: "Yeah, the womb"

  • @Kebuesa
    @Kebuesa 4 роки тому +251

    "Too bad, but i guess it could have been worse."
    "Yeah if i died"

  • @datcat11scratch
    @datcat11scratch 11 місяців тому +11

    This is probably my favorite Scott the Woz episode. There's just something so funny about Scott's rapid fire yet absurdly wrong answers.

  • @TheAwesomeRandomDrawing
    @TheAwesomeRandomDrawing Рік тому +10

    7:57 the delivery of this line is perfect. It really felt empowering until he gets cut off by the buzzer

  • @sheikhspeare6637
    @sheikhspeare6637 4 роки тому +987

    "This is the President's home"
    "America"
    Man, did I fart loudly from laughter.

    • @Akyure
      @Akyure 4 роки тому +26

      Dats nasty

    • @bendito247
      @bendito247 4 роки тому +4

      ||-//

    • @anthonykieil7073
      @anthonykieil7073 4 роки тому +18

      I’m so glad that I’m apart of this stupendous community:

    • @sheikhspeare6637
      @sheikhspeare6637 4 роки тому +13

      Great. My most liked comment is of me shamelessly admitting to farting to a stupid joke.
      On a side note, can we please start using my statement in the comment above as the highest accolade given to jokes lol.

    • @sheikhspeare6637
      @sheikhspeare6637 4 роки тому +1

      @Benditø Hell yeah.

  • @geeboysgamesandmore49
    @geeboysgamesandmore49 4 роки тому +199

    “Name a nursery rhyme that has “old” in it.”
    “Holdy Bible.”

  • @NerfPlayeR135
    @NerfPlayeR135 Рік тому +18

    7:29 If Scott had actually gone through with naming himself "Millionaire", Regis would've mocked him and changed his name to something insulting.
    I'm not kidding, this actually happens.
    Regis also gets fed up with the player if they take too long on the title screen in the PC version, to the point where he'll _quit to desktop._

    • @casultaser
      @casultaser 5 місяців тому +3

      Had to verify, and yes, Regis goes "Nice Try" and automatically chooses a name for you.
      You can see more of this game's mocking behaviour by searching "Who Wants to be a Millionare PS1 Regis gets Mad" on UA-cam.
      Still can't believe how funny the game actually is with how Regis is programmed. Never seen the real show so can't verify if he is that rude in the real thing.

  • @FUTURESQUASH767
    @FUTURESQUASH767 3 роки тому +53

    This is it.
    The funniest Scott the Woz episode ever

    • @LSTNSCRFN
      @LSTNSCRFN 2 роки тому +3

      I’d say top 3. Chia pets and as seen on tv products have a lot of good comedic moments

  • @squilliam5777
    @squilliam5777 4 роки тому +471

    I panicked when he didn't immediately start with "Hey all, Scott here", but its ok he said it.

  • @santizap-weeklyvideos1713
    @santizap-weeklyvideos1713 4 роки тому +424

    Alex Trebek: "A UA-camr with a million subscribers who occasionally suffers an existential crisis caused by Mario Tennis Ultra Smash"
    Me: "Who is Scott The Woz"

    • @SS64DD
      @SS64DD 4 роки тому +4

      Not Mario power tennis, Mario tennis ultra smash!

    • @Mr_Mimestamp
      @Mr_Mimestamp 4 роки тому +2

      He was upset by Mario Tennis Ultra Smash far more than Power Tennis

    • @ForrestFox626
      @ForrestFox626 4 роки тому +3

      Wouldn't Chibi-Robo Zip Lash be a better fit?

    • @HeeminGaminStation
      @HeeminGaminStation 4 роки тому +1

      *Gary Scott the Woz

    • @digitalgamer457
      @digitalgamer457 4 роки тому +1

      you mean amiibo festival?

  • @Homerstar
    @Homerstar 3 роки тому +37

    Its kind of sad watching this video back now that both Regis Philbin and Alex Trebek have passed away. At least they'll be immortalised in videos like this.

    • @cartkart1
      @cartkart1 3 роки тому +1

      Who’s Regis Philbin

    • @Exeggutor_Enjoyer
      @Exeggutor_Enjoyer Рік тому

      @@cartkart1 Hey was Joey Bishop’s sidekick on the “Joey Bishop Show”, as well as the host of “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire” from 1999-2000.

  • @red5158077
    @red5158077 3 роки тому +30

    "Name something y"
    "Why?"
    10:56
    It's just the way Scott says "Why" that makes me laugh

    • @red5158077
      @red5158077 3 роки тому

      Something about Merv Griffin

  • @noahberman8177
    @noahberman8177 4 роки тому +164

    This was the hardest I have laughed in a LONG time.

  • @NatePlaysVG
    @NatePlaysVG 4 роки тому +299

    One of the funniest Scott episodes. I laughed so much

    • @FantasticTables
      @FantasticTables 4 роки тому +14

      Dude same I couldn’t breathe at the end

    • @brettpierce5225
      @brettpierce5225 4 роки тому +11

      Same, he really should do more videos of him incorporating actual gameplay

    • @chickensandwich2193
      @chickensandwich2193 4 роки тому +4

      I think I prefer the old Scott, the jokes landed more often and he focused more on reviewing games than saying f*ck every 30 seconds

    • @benjaminschmitt1562
      @benjaminschmitt1562 4 роки тому +2

      Gaming in the Donald Years I feel like Scott has gotten better over the years because I feel like there are more jokes in the newer ones than the older ones. Everything is still funny, though.

  • @PortablePybro
    @PortablePybro 3 роки тому +44

    9:58 Rest in Peace Alex Trebek 😔

  • @Seankoops
    @Seankoops 2 роки тому +56

    9:17
    Scott smiling as he says that he's disapointed at himself is oddly funny

  • @memelgaming
    @memelgaming 4 роки тому +331

    Scott: *Goes back on the game show*
    Second Question of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire Second Edition For PlayStation 1: You could not live with your own failure. And where did that bring you? Back to me.

    • @BuckleysPants
      @BuckleysPants 4 роки тому

      Debatably. The first question was "what is your name" and the second one was "You do know your name, dont you?"
      Kathie Lee had the answer the whole time.

  • @Keekrzz
    @Keekrzz 4 роки тому +471

    Sad thing is I broke many controllers playing games like this
    Yes I’m a sad individual

    • @string7135
      @string7135 4 роки тому +8

      *Poofesure intensifies*

    • @duncanschuck1141
      @duncanschuck1141 4 роки тому +1

      Every one reading this; Woooow. Such a wired person

    • @ddudegaming7804
      @ddudegaming7804 4 роки тому +1

      Larry got to you as well ?

    • @emperortrevornorton3119
      @emperortrevornorton3119 4 роки тому

      I broke most of my controllers on game show video games I wouldn't buy another one

    • @pizzatime7433
      @pizzatime7433 4 роки тому +1

      I remember the day when I played dark souls let’s just say that many of my controllers were smashed to bits on that day

  • @chickenofages446
    @chickenofages446 Рік тому +20

    9:29 NO. NO SCOTT NO

  • @Liam_Omega
    @Liam_Omega 4 роки тому +39

    I just imagine Scott saying "Why are you booing me? I'm right!" after every answer.
    #ScottTheWozForPresident&VicePresident

    • @Rose-ez7yn
      @Rose-ez7yn 3 роки тому +1

      Look at you, thinking you're so cool, using an & in your hashtag

  • @vasilivros4166
    @vasilivros4166 4 роки тому +117

    8:11 Now that's a quality insult!

  • @Imirui
    @Imirui 4 роки тому +674

    "Will you marry me?"
    I'll think about it
    Ask again later
    Idk can you
    I'm busy this weekend
    Who are you

    • @ProwardGameplay
      @ProwardGameplay 4 роки тому +39

      And the only answer that was shown on the board was “No”

    • @iiovemiku
      @iiovemiku 4 роки тому +10

      not really. the only response I’ve ever gotten is “hey all, scott here.”

    • @thewriteinpresident
      @thewriteinpresident 4 роки тому +1

      And The Teacher Spoke…, Every TV Show you have ever watched has been PREPARING you for this day when you would know this whole wide world is a TV SHOW for them, not we the people, and whom are the THEM.?.?.?.? Have you ever watched The RUNNING MAN??? In that movie, what they do not tell you is that DEMOLAY - Jobs Daughters - Rainbow Girls…., and their OLD PEOPLE the Shriners n Eastern Stars are the TRUMP CROWDS, and the Hillary Crowds, and “THEY LIVE” are all in on it!!! Think about the George PINK Floyd dark skin man and U.S. Citizen??? Have The MEDIA from FOX NEWS to CNN to MSNBC said to the world that it was FREE MASON C.O.P.S. whom killed a Dark Skin NATIVE U.S. Citizen.?.?.?, or do they keep calling him a BLACK “African” American???? Now, we have come to see WE ARE THE TV SHOW for [these fucks] / * \ them FREE MASON Lodge Members……., and they are the ones doing BLACK LIVES MATTER, and they are also doing their best to RETIRE all [nonmason] Police Departments, and replace your POLICE FORCES with “U.N. Troops” known as The U.S. Military, and our 50 states CONSCRIPTED Militias The National and Coast Guards, and in that, you will {continue to be} +=+ the TV SHOW [{**}] as you watch THEIR FREE MASSON Lodges TV SHOWS!!!! I have been in these BLM Protest even here in all White and Latino Santa Barbara, and we have been enjoying that when the ACTING is over, every one goes to the (Bars and Clubs) with No Mask on….., and NO SOCIAL DISTANCING while you foolish TV Heads [{*}] STAY HOME, and Self Isolate, and put on that SLAVE MASK saying, I will Comply, I will Obey, I will Submit even though The Military - The Governments - The RELIGIONS all live off of your TAXES and TITHES and DONATIONS to send you to war, to label you A BLACK JEW and A WHITE MUSLIM!!! However, we do know one thing as The Rag Tag Rebellion “of and for” OUR WORLD REPUBLIC CONSTITUTION Coalition, WE ARE do not want to be on the TV SHOW anymore…..., and any one from Hollywood to Bollywood are the ENEMY of the STATE!!!! They fill our minds with lies and deceptions, illusions and delusions., and as we saw in the RUNNING MAN that the NASA is The Greatest Show ever made in The World!!!! However, my people, and persons, and populations of Pak-Toe if you want to STOP the Racka.?.?.?, then you must “take control” of the MEDIA by USE OF FORCE…….., and then tell the people there is no FAKE SPACE - that there is no “Bat Snake” Kobe Burger CORONA Beer (COVID19) PROJECTION BLUE BEAM TV show “any more” once we take Command………, and Control of ALL THE MEDIA from the Radio to the Cable to the Ink on Paper PRINT, and too be certain` ALL OF YouTUBE!!!! That said, enjoy [the dance] #QANON my Romantic Warriors for once all THE FAKE PEOPLE are dead.., then {only we} /_\ the Real Humans will remain…. The Book of EXODICE!!!
      ua-cam.com/video/Wf4cea5oObY/v-deo.html
      Do not allow these 192 FREE MASON FLAGS of the UNITED NATIONS International Mafia to wipe the history of OUR 50 Independent, Autonomous, Sovereign STATE - COUNTY, and City [nonmason] Police Forces….
      The Southern Republic…
      videos.utahgunexchange.com/watch/252GI4qfcrMjNJy
      The South Will Rise Again!!!!
      [///|||\\\]
      ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    • @benjaminschmitt1562
      @benjaminschmitt1562 4 роки тому

      The Write In President F U N

    • @gibhib
      @gibhib 4 роки тому +4

      @@thewriteinpresident Are you okay?

  • @alphablue2395
    @alphablue2395 4 роки тому +45

    8:44 Something about Peanuts always seems to slip in these videos, and that just makes me want a Peanuts Games video even more

  • @temporary_error_3264
    @temporary_error_3264 2 роки тому +12

    I absolutely love how quickly he swings his head around when he looks for other players.

  • @trevorsgamingroom5284
    @trevorsgamingroom5284 4 роки тому +383

    “A city known for entertainment....Circuit City. AM I WRONG?!!???”
    -Scott the woz 2020

    • @EnderElectrics
      @EnderElectrics 4 роки тому +3

      just repeating a joke doesn't really make it funnier

    • @nojot0
      @nojot0 4 роки тому +1

      @@EnderElectrics oh shoot I've subscribed to you

    • @countrysauce13
      @countrysauce13 4 роки тому

      Do u konw what the music is at just after 8 minutes?

    • @AusSP
      @AusSP 4 роки тому

      What's a Circuit City?

    • @EnderElectrics
      @EnderElectrics 4 роки тому

      @@countrysauce13 I can't hear it

  • @giannigiovanini9970
    @giannigiovanini9970 4 роки тому +71

    “Name something people buy second hand”
    Wii Play

  • @GreenShark4
    @GreenShark4 2 роки тому +12

    This is, in my opinion, Scott's funniest episode. Maybe not the most interesting, but the cereal gag in the first 45 seconds made it hard to breathe for a while, and there's a joke like every 15 seconds that just fucking LANDS.

  • @ShenDoodles
    @ShenDoodles 4 роки тому +44

    “What’s the first thing you open when you get home at night?”
    “Jars”

    • @tubegerm6732
      @tubegerm6732 4 роки тому

      We all watched the video.

    • @isaiahisexquisite
      @isaiahisexquisite 3 роки тому

      @@tubegerm6732 stfu

    • @tubegerm6732
      @tubegerm6732 3 роки тому

      @@isaiahisexquisite why?

    • @isaiahisexquisite
      @isaiahisexquisite 3 роки тому

      @@tubegerm6732 they were just making a comment. But you had to say something.

    • @tubegerm6732
      @tubegerm6732 3 роки тому

      @@isaiahisexquisite they didn't make anything. that's just a quote from the video we all watched! a timestamp would objectivly be a better comment and it would still be a terrible one!

  • @coachfrank1221
    @coachfrank1221 4 роки тому +494

    “Name something you open when you come home late at night”
    Scott: “my mouth”

  • @monkeeee
    @monkeeee 4 роки тому +447

    This topic feels like it would’ve been one of Scott’s first videos

    • @MacenW
      @MacenW 4 роки тому +2

      His consistency is great

  • @JoSephGD
    @JoSephGD 3 роки тому +36

    Alex Trebek was a good man, he lived a good life. RIP 1940-2020

  • @mr.stuffdoer8483
    @mr.stuffdoer8483 3 роки тому +46

    3:00 some character continuity here.

  • @616Entertainment
    @616Entertainment 4 роки тому +130

    Keep doing your thing, Scott. Much love.

    • @mikeval1525
      @mikeval1525 4 роки тому +2

      616Entertainment I a lot of you’re videos today and they are awesome.

    • @mike_pogo
      @mike_pogo 4 роки тому +1

      I love your Mortal Kombat history videos :)

    • @Pensfan5919
      @Pensfan5919 4 роки тому +1

      Hey, huge fan. Thanks for what both you and Scott do from Akron, Ohio.

    • @_Nigguel_
      @_Nigguel_ 4 роки тому +1

      Wow did not think to see you here

    • @616Entertainment
      @616Entertainment 4 роки тому

      @@_Nigguel_ Why not? Scott is great, lol.

  • @fullmetalmiscreant3449
    @fullmetalmiscreant3449 4 роки тому +42

    That “Hey all” was the most heartbreaking thing I’ve heard all week. And it’s been a hell of a week.

  • @Liggliluff
    @Liggliluff 4 роки тому +24

    (6:50) The president lives in the Élysée Palace.
    That is, the French president. It never specified any president.

  • @SeanKuder
    @SeanKuder 4 роки тому +128

    Did anyone else get a slight rush when he said “Lemony Snicket?” It’s one of my favorite series EVER! But now I don’t need the read the books cause we are living in it NOW!

  • @knight2_1
    @knight2_1 4 роки тому +57

    *“N W?O? M?!?W”*
    ~ Larry, 1989

    • @calamari_fan
      @calamari_fan 4 роки тому

      N WHO MEOW ZUKA ZAMA

    • @kainhighwind2
      @kainhighwind2 4 роки тому +2

      Was he OG or Wolfpack, though?

    • @bigcheesing
      @bigcheesing 4 роки тому +1

      @@kainhighwind2 Larry's a huge Hogan mark. Any true fan would know that.

  • @0zb0rne
    @0zb0rne 4 роки тому +451

    “I don’t wanna see the second question anyway, who needs it”. Famous last words

    • @nettack
      @nettack 4 роки тому +8

      Reminded me of the Pinky and the Brain episode where Brain was contestant on Gypparody

    • @benjaminschmitt1562
      @benjaminschmitt1562 4 роки тому

      12:22 Face of instant regret.

  • @tristanbarton8010
    @tristanbarton8010 2 роки тому +5

    RIP Gary Bob Saget

  • @mitchlmitten5874
    @mitchlmitten5874 2 роки тому +17

    This episode had me laughing so hard that my dad was worried about my health

  • @taylorbourgeois7460
    @taylorbourgeois7460 4 роки тому +102

    I don’t know how you make me laugh at every single wrong answer every time, but bravo

  • @incandescence5547
    @incandescence5547 4 роки тому +355

    I was flipping through old issues of nintendo power earlier when I noticed something strange in volume 20, of January 1991; a message in the mailbox section that read as follows:
    (I just became all too aware that I am on mobile uh oh)
    "SKY HIGH SCORES
    This is to update you on a couple of my recent game boy Tetris scores. On July 8th I achieved a score of 404,599 with 200 lines while flying at Mach 2 and 53,000 feet in the Concorde between London and New York. This was my first score in excess of 400,000. In one sense, it will always be one of the "higher" Tetris scores ever--53,000 feet high! (There are a couple of images, captioned "Wozniak gets his high score on film with the Concorde's stats behind him. Seeing is believing!") My first score in excess of 500,000 was 507,110 on July 26th, even though I had only 167 lines. Photographs of both scenes are enclosed. I will write again when I score 600,000.
    Steve "Mr. T" Wozniak
    Los Gatos, CA
    P.S. My "lines" record is 202."
    Nintendo power's response to this is as follows:
    "Talk about high scores! Ingenious Apple-man and Video Ace "The Woz," alias Mr. T, topped November's NES Achievers list with his amazing Tetris total."
    Uncanny...

    • @elipticon7369
      @elipticon7369 4 роки тому +68

      Steve was the co-founder of Apple too, which might explain why Scott owns a mac.

    • @E3kHatena
      @E3kHatena 4 роки тому +69

      Scott was able to afford Sonic 2 With a Line thanks to all of his Apple heir money.

    • @yodawg189
      @yodawg189 4 роки тому +47

      In an alternate reality this channel could have been Steve the Woz

    • @MrGoldenfresh
      @MrGoldenfresh 4 роки тому +7

      I'm confused

    • @gordiemeow
      @gordiemeow 4 роки тому +24

      Scott achieved more prior to his birth than I have since being born.

  • @ShyGuyDood
    @ShyGuyDood 3 роки тому +44

    10:19
    R.I.P Alex 1940-2020 ;-;

  • @savagegamer81013
    @savagegamer81013 3 роки тому +22

    RIP Alex Trebek. 1940-2020

  • @leggie1126
    @leggie1126 4 роки тому +407

    This episode seriously made my week. I had a streak of really bad days this week, and my anxiety has been weighing me down. I've been so out of it that I forgot it was Sunday, until I got the notification for this video. I literally smiled when I saw it, sat down with some snacks, and laughed my ass off to this. Thank you Scott, your videos help a lot of people, including me.

    • @diablo.the.cheater
      @diablo.the.cheater 4 роки тому +34

      Hey dude, stay strong, life can be tough sometimes but always stay strong good luck.

    • @alibolink0719
      @alibolink0719 4 роки тому +16

      Hey man I feel you. I just got out of surgery on Tuesday so my week has been shit as well

    • @DrDunsparce
      @DrDunsparce 4 роки тому

      Same thing happened with me. Laughed my ass off the whole video

    • @leggie1126
      @leggie1126 4 роки тому

      Mîđņįğhţ my anxiety has just been really bad. I had a string of horrible anxiety days.

  • @lukeario9542
    @lukeario9542 4 роки тому +100

    I could honest to god watch five hours of Scott playing game show games.

  • @amscarpi
    @amscarpi 11 місяців тому +6

    The funniest video he’s ever done how does each question get funnier

  • @Ene-Chan
    @Ene-Chan 4 роки тому +23

    7:46 I love Kathie Lee The Woz

  • @abcdefghijklmnopqrstuv0
    @abcdefghijklmnopqrstuv0 4 роки тому +43

    I was so surprised when I hear Connor's voice. I love it.

  • @chlobe502
    @chlobe502 4 роки тому +248

    the soft "hey all, scott here" feels wrong

  • @HerecomestheCalavera
    @HerecomestheCalavera 4 роки тому +30

    8:52 Just like the real show where the two answers they "randomly" leave are always the two the person is debating between.

  • @LezSpringfield
    @LezSpringfield 3 роки тому +13

    This is the funniest Scott episode ever. Idc.

  • @genoesposito2895
    @genoesposito2895 4 роки тому +27

    This video slowly broke me down until he got to "circuit city" and I actually laughed out loud. Good job Scott!

  • @superdestrier9160
    @superdestrier9160 4 роки тому +98

    The perfect way of celebrating one million subs... self deprecating as hard as possible in the first two minutes.

    • @DarkShadic9632
      @DarkShadic9632 4 роки тому

      HeyallScotthere, I ‘ m a n i d i o t

  • @chomper1994
    @chomper1994 Рік тому +5

    No joke, this is the best Scott the Woz video I’ve ever watched. No matter how many times I watched, I still laugh hard.

  • @MrJamieBattle
    @MrJamieBattle 4 роки тому +33

    4:58 uh oh, the game grumps lose-a-turn curse still exists

  • @midievalcat7770
    @midievalcat7770 4 роки тому +38

    “I want to feel smart without doing everything”
    That hit so close to home it crashed through my wall

  • @Heyimconnor
    @Heyimconnor 4 роки тому +90

    Scott and game shows? I AM IN HEAVEN

  • @Big_Cheese0
    @Big_Cheese0 3 роки тому +6

    “Name Something”
    Scott: Okay

  • @lcslndmt
    @lcslndmt 3 роки тому +18

    6:21 - when you propose to a teacher