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  • @jackmisha2598
    @jackmisha2598 3 роки тому +4543

    Do you ever think wal-Mart employees see Scott filming gaming merchandise and are like “oh that guys back”

  • @rheenusthebeanus
    @rheenusthebeanus 5 років тому +467

    Man do I love West Coast States! So many classics like:
    -Washington
    -California
    -O R A G O N

    • @indigoon9635
      @indigoon9635 3 роки тому

      how do you even say it

    • @indigoon9635
      @indigoon9635 3 роки тому

      @J Z so it’s ok to pronounce it like “auburn”

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 3 роки тому +1

      I say it like it's spelled. Oregonians pretend it's spelled Oregin or Oregun, and that's their prerogative.

    • @Washington_State
      @Washington_State 2 роки тому +3

      As a confirmed current living person in Washington, I can say that this comment is certified.

    • @LoveLuhst
      @LoveLuhst 2 роки тому

      @@indigoon9635 aura gin that's how you say it

  • @Seniorjohnson
    @Seniorjohnson 5 років тому +2442

    “This is the timeline virginity won” not more a truer statement has ever been made

    • @MyHandleIsAplaceholder
      @MyHandleIsAplaceholder 5 років тому +28

      I mean, 2016 was also the year where memes peaked sooo

    • @teriinekoyama1369
      @teriinekoyama1369 5 років тому +19

      I mean, looking at the birth rate statistics...

    • @yahoowahooey
      @yahoowahooey 5 років тому +41

      i salute you for being so openly horny on main

    • @Njitsgamez
      @Njitsgamez 5 років тому +13

      Nice slothdive profile picture

    • @cyborgjonny
      @cyborgjonny 5 років тому +6

      Bro this guy is slothdive

  • @commandercheese9088
    @commandercheese9088 4 роки тому +1091

    I'm just glad Scott understands Oregon Trail is one of the best games ever. I also have that handheld.

    • @Dingle22TM
      @Dingle22TM 4 роки тому +7

      Same

    • @jebbryant6522
      @jebbryant6522 4 роки тому +37

      Gus Martinez I’m not sure how you could find a constant fear of death by rattle snake bites, drowning, dysentery or broken limbs boring but hey you couldn’t hit a barrel with a hammer or shoot asteroids in it so it must be boring

    • @jebbryant6522
      @jebbryant6522 4 роки тому +3

      silla s they also made reference to almost every dc property and many classic movies wtf is that supposed to mean? By that chimp level logic all video games are boring because teen titans go has had video games in it.

    • @Alanelpanzon
      @Alanelpanzon 4 роки тому +30

      But he said Oregon wrong though, which triggers Oregonians like me

    • @Alanelpanzon
      @Alanelpanzon 4 роки тому +3

      @@jebbryant6522 the Oregon trail in my opinion is the best retro game, it probably has to do with the fact that I'm a Oregonian

  • @ThePreciseClimber
    @ThePreciseClimber 5 років тому +1564

    "Ice Climber and 29 more games."
    AGREED.

    • @theredandbluegamer4776
      @theredandbluegamer4776 4 роки тому +32

      Where's nana

    • @airplane6417
      @airplane6417 4 роки тому +5

      @SHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your powerful waddle powers tell the truth

    • @rondalmcdondal4192
      @rondalmcdondal4192 4 роки тому +8

      Holy shit it's him

    • @airplane6417
      @airplane6417 4 роки тому +5

      @@rondalmcdondal4192 I know its the all knowing waddle dee and the ice climber in the same place

    • @e.n8461
      @e.n8461 4 роки тому +3

      Oh my god it's the real blue ice climber

  • @sambrown7033
    @sambrown7033 5 років тому +1965

    "come on I'm a gamer, I love cracker barrel."
    That hit so close to home I heard it crash through my window.

    • @MonadoJoJo
      @MonadoJoJo 5 років тому +8

      Same

    • @marunya287
      @marunya287 5 років тому +17

      Sam Brown isn’t that a lot closer to home as in in your home

    • @gabe7874
      @gabe7874 5 років тому +2

      this is such a true statement

    • @RaVisions
      @RaVisions 5 років тому +2

      What is that?

    • @Frognungun
      @Frognungun 5 років тому +23

      It would of hit closer if they didnt fire brads wife

  • @MissClockwork
    @MissClockwork 4 роки тому +1526

    "They messed up the controls for tetris, is that even legal" maybe but stalin would like a word with them regardless

    • @CayenneGaramonde
      @CayenneGaramonde 4 роки тому +10

      Stalin had been dead for decades when Tetris was made, so the joke kinda falls flat.

    • @gimblesfan4lyfe
      @gimblesfan4lyfe 4 роки тому +104

      @@CayenneGaramonde you ruined the joke, congrats

    • @focalpoint._
      @focalpoint._ 3 роки тому +29

      Fuck Stalin, get Lenin on the phone

    • @ColossalKilla
      @ColossalKilla 3 роки тому +26

      @@CayenneGaramonde You've pissed them off.

    • @DrUnfunny
      @DrUnfunny 3 роки тому +28

      @@CayenneGaramonde You've gotta be fun at parties.

  • @knuckl6972
    @knuckl6972 3 роки тому +276

    I want some kind of Game Boy Classic. Instead of the old screen, have a quality modern screen with options for grayscale, coloured like the version on Super Game Boy, and a milder green tint. Give it a USB-C rechargeable battery, and a smaller, more ergonomic design, and I think it'd sell quite well. I'd definitely get one.

    • @thepeopleonthecouch2928
      @thepeopleonthecouch2928 2 роки тому +4

      PLEASE NINTENDO.

    • @CoingamerFL
      @CoingamerFL 2 роки тому +6

      But they shrinked the NES and SNES considerably in the classic versions, how do you shrink a gameboy??

    • @CoingamerFL
      @CoingamerFL 2 роки тому +5

      @americ anfootball but they shrinked the NES/SNES classic way more than the GBP ever shrinked the GB

    • @croc3862
      @croc3862 2 роки тому +5

      Restomodding a GBC to be basically this

    • @EinDose
      @EinDose 2 роки тому +2

      See, I'd only want a Game Boy Classic if they made a transparent version (all consoles should have transparent versions), but a transparent mini-console might be kinda depressing.

  • @rene5097
    @rene5097 5 років тому +4121

    “I don’t smoke I just like the gum.”
    underrated joke

    • @Ougerosity598
      @Ougerosity598 5 років тому +161

      Underrated? This video's been out for like three hours.

    • @SkipperIsHere
      @SkipperIsHere 5 років тому +25

      @Speak Quickly Its not bad

    • @SacredLiquid
      @SacredLiquid 5 років тому +53

      @Speak Quickly thats what they said about cigarettes.

    • @PlastiGomi
      @PlastiGomi 5 років тому +15

      its so underrated that everyone got it
      but go along and tell people otherwise

    • @jtsax95
      @jtsax95 5 років тому +22

      @@Ougerosity598 and there's almost ZERO comments about it soooo yes its underrated.

  • @TheBandGeek33
    @TheBandGeek33 5 років тому +79

    I literally have spent the last 10 years of my life rattling my brain trying to figure out a game that I played as a kid on the PS1 and I could never remember what it was called. It was JUMPING FLASH of all games. Wow. Thank you Scott. You just gave me some relief.

  • @camwoodstock
    @camwoodstock 4 роки тому +603

    "No being still alive says 'Let's Play Pac 'n Pal!'"
    Me: *[fades out of existence]*

    • @laaaaviuwu
      @laaaaviuwu 3 роки тому +10

      Me: *[fades into existence]*

    • @yassomesho4554
      @yassomesho4554 3 роки тому +24

      @PotatoMan Sorry, I don't listen to people who don't exist.

    • @kaylimdonoghue4371
      @kaylimdonoghue4371 3 роки тому +2

      @@yassomesho4554what's Pac 'n Pal

    • @yassomesho4554
      @yassomesho4554 3 роки тому +1

      @@kaylimdonoghue4371 When did those 7 letters combine together in that order?

    • @CorazonYTTV
      @CorazonYTTV 3 роки тому

      @@yassomesho4554 who are you replying to?

  • @Ultraslainmonkey
    @Ultraslainmonkey 2 роки тому +56

    The NeoGeo Mini was modeled on the most iconic arcade NeoGeo cabinet in Japan.

  • @LarryKoopa64
    @LarryKoopa64 5 років тому +3397

    “The ore-e-gone trail”

    • @gelmer656
      @gelmer656 5 років тому +38

      ikr

    • @ThatOtherLetsPlayShowShow
      @ThatOtherLetsPlayShowShow 5 років тому +305

      As an Oregonian, that drove me insane...

    • @Sleeepy.
      @Sleeepy. 5 років тому +146

      Physical pain was injected into my ears for a straight 10 seconds after he said that.

    • @yemiaa
      @yemiaa 5 років тому +69

      glad to know im not crazy, i really thought id been pronouncing Oregon wrong my entire life,,,

    • @kane4707
      @kane4707 5 років тому +12

      @@ThatOtherLetsPlayShowShow
      >implying Georgia is a State

  • @Logo1770
    @Logo1770 5 років тому +720

    I think the quote that Scott’s ending the 2010s with is “so this is the timeline where virginity won”

    • @ChristianUrea
      @ChristianUrea 5 років тому +6

      You forgot about his end of year epic!

    • @daaave_
      @daaave_ 5 років тому +1

      There’s probably gonna be a Christmas special

    • @pokepwned
      @pokepwned 5 років тому +2

      he uploads every sunday so it ain't over yet

  • @jonathanwilson7949
    @jonathanwilson7949 3 роки тому +106

    4:14 Well I have news for you 2019 Scott. Sega genesis games are now available on the Nintendo Switch and are almost universally agreed upon to be overpriced have fun Scott!

  • @somethingelse1388
    @somethingelse1388 4 роки тому +149

    "No being *still alive* has said 'let's play pac and pal!'"
    Scott is a ghost confirmed

    • @Kabosu_Doge
      @Kabosu_Doge Рік тому +2

      Me: guess I don't exist * 𝕗𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕤 𝕒𝕨𝕒𝕪*

  • @AnimatianOfficialIsStinky
    @AnimatianOfficialIsStinky 5 років тому +1287

    “So this is the timeline virginity won..” ~Scott 2019

  • @bubbletea1985
    @bubbletea1985 5 років тому +1585

    I wanna buy a bunch of the "tiny arcade" things so I can build a functioning arcade for my pet snails. They could even have a snack vending machine that dispenses little pieces of cucumber.
    Edit: Since you guys like the idea, if I get enough commission money I'll do it!! I'll work hard to treat my snails

    • @beesree39
      @beesree39 4 роки тому +103

      Yeah I'd love to see a snail play Dig Dug

    • @crackerjack0349
      @crackerjack0349 4 роки тому +85

      That’s the most precious and cutest thing I’ve ever read

    • @bubbletea1985
      @bubbletea1985 4 роки тому +36

      @@crackerjack0349 the snails say "thank you"!

    • @crackerjack0349
      @crackerjack0349 4 роки тому +22

      Wired_Lain there we these things at my school where if you sold enough stuff you’d get monkey key chains. I wanted to get them and make a movie theater. Also tell them you’re welcome

    • @celial.4065
      @celial.4065 4 роки тому +11

      You don't understand how happy this comment made me. Say hi to your snails for me! :)

  • @hgu
    @hgu 5 років тому +892

    “I’m the guy who owns Just Dance 2020 on the Wii. Do you think my opinion matters?”
    -Scott The Wozniak, certified Fling Smash owner
    Edit: So Just Dance 2021 is not releasing on the Wii, as it seems some departments in the US (and maybe Japan) no longer have the ability to retrieve the machines to do so. We had a good run.
    RIP Nintendo Wii: November 19, 2006 - July 9, 2020 (Europe). You will be missed by millions of people

    • @upshitdownshit4200
      @upshitdownshit4200 4 роки тому +8

      Also cannot pronounce Oregon

    • @arthurschmidt3104
      @arthurschmidt3104 4 роки тому +15

      I love the title of "certified fling smash owner", take my like

    • @nofuntag9582
      @nofuntag9582 4 роки тому +9

      And the guy who owns sonic jam

    • @hgu
      @hgu 4 роки тому +1

      Madyson Andres ?

    • @hgu
      @hgu 4 роки тому

      Madyson Andres ah yes it is you

  • @azy8093
    @azy8093 4 роки тому +5080

    I love how Scott refers to money as "Bones."
    EDIT:This comment is three years old, HOW IS IT STILL GETTING LIKES AND REPLIES!?

    • @MeneerMattie
      @MeneerMattie 4 роки тому +633

      Did you know that there's enough money in our body to make an entire skeleton?

    • @nolanchristopher3702
      @nolanchristopher3702 4 роки тому +80

      r/angryupvote (UA-cam edition)

    • @beanboi3178
      @beanboi3178 4 роки тому +240

      reddit moment

    • @Awkairo
      @Awkairo 4 роки тому +299

      @@nolanchristopher3702 Shut the fuck up.

    • @DrWho2008t101
      @DrWho2008t101 4 роки тому +20

      funny video! Thanks to the video creator!

  • @jackfriedman3998
    @jackfriedman3998 5 років тому +420

    Game of the Year 2019: A Roomba

    • @Rabbit-the-One
      @Rabbit-the-One 5 років тому +3

      Secrets of Mana's flying dong title screen.

    • @Rabbit-the-One
      @Rabbit-the-One 5 років тому +4

      13:54

    • @masterofpasta95
      @masterofpasta95 5 років тому +1

      No, it’s either gonna be sonic 2 with a line or burbles

    • @Cheddah226
      @Cheddah226 5 років тому +1

      Introducing "A Roomba 2"

    • @masterofpasta95
      @masterofpasta95 5 років тому

      NoobMaster69 A roomba 2 with a line

  • @warpotre
    @warpotre 3 роки тому +1868

    Girls: My wallet doesn’t fit in my pocket.
    Boys: “proceeds to fit a fuking arcade cabinet in his pocket.”

    • @guilleyrosagd
      @guilleyrosagd 3 роки тому +23

      Underrated comment

    • @Lexilove2016
      @Lexilove2016 3 роки тому +4

      *

    • @devanshouse5027
      @devanshouse5027 3 роки тому +60

      AC Villager: Can fit a shitload of furniture into pockets

    • @indigoon9635
      @indigoon9635 3 роки тому +30

      call of duty player: fits several miniguns in one pocket

    • @Lil_ncb
      @Lil_ncb 3 роки тому +25

      GTA 5 players: *fits bombs,guns,rpg and phones in their pockets*

  • @tehpanda64
    @tehpanda64 5 років тому +259

    "have you played any games recently?"
    "I thought collecting games was the game."

    • @KStone22
      @KStone22 4 роки тому +11

      It's like Pokemon

    • @andree1991
      @andree1991 4 роки тому +1

      He is above all of us. He is on a different plane of conciousness

    • @reillymcwriting
      @reillymcwriting 4 роки тому

      justineverything 247 Burbles and 29 other games

  • @Miko_Hanamori
    @Miko_Hanamori 3 роки тому +18

    Gotta appreciate the captions
    always keep them on
    no particular reason
    just feels good

  • @zenkarp1730
    @zenkarp1730 5 років тому +147

    Scott’s Oregon trail party names:
    Scatt
    Scett
    Scitt
    Scutt

    • @-gusbus-4282
      @-gusbus-4282 5 років тому +18

      Scatt? Sha do be oo ba do bop bobba dwee yoot bow

    • @blackwalls
      @blackwalls 5 років тому +3

      Scutt farcus

    • @invock
      @invock 5 років тому +4

      @@-gusbus-4282 You're doing it wrong.
      SCABADABADABA BEE BA POPADAPO PAPOPADAPO BEE PAPOPADAPO PAPOPADA- I'M A SCATMAN!

    • @seiyuokamihimura5082
      @seiyuokamihimura5082 5 років тому +1

      @@invock except scaramouche is the real scatman.

    • @Rigby545
      @Rigby545 4 роки тому +1

      I liked this comment until you edited it with "Wow. Thanks for the likes"

  • @hippotripo6145
    @hippotripo6145 5 років тому +89

    When you’ve been procrastinating all weekend and then see a Scott episode

  • @godknows8670
    @godknows8670 4 роки тому +235

    “It’s all about nostalgia and going back to the past” he said it

    • @bigtaste985
      @bigtaste985 4 роки тому +58

      to play the shitty games that suck ass?

    • @jdplaystuba
      @jdplaystuba 4 роки тому +21

      He rather have... a Buffalo.... take a Diarrhea dump in his ear.

    • @555elohwssa8
      @555elohwssa8 4 роки тому +15

      He’d rather eat a rotten ass whole of a road kill skunk and down it with beer

    • @lucyakaluckstat
      @lucyakaluckstat 4 роки тому +17

      @@555elohwssa8 he's the angriest gamer you ever heard

    • @555elohwssa8
      @555elohwssa8 4 роки тому +12

      lillie lover he is the Atari,sega nerd

  • @DaSheepKiller
    @DaSheepKiller 4 роки тому +41

    "So this is the timeline where virginity won" is one of my favorite Scott "The" Woz quotes. 1:06

    • @axothegremlin
      @axothegremlin Рік тому +3

      I know I'm a couple years behind, but why did you put the word the in quotes?

  • @milesorvetti2115
    @milesorvetti2115 5 років тому +167

    "I love Cracker Barrel cmon I'm a gamer."
    I hope Scott doesn't break any Chia Pets there.

  • @Tootus69
    @Tootus69 5 років тому +55

    8:05 That's the first time I've ever seen a product actually come with batteries

  • @benadams5915
    @benadams5915 3 роки тому +254

    Can we have a moment of silence for Scott’s pants? It probably took forever to get that arcade cabinet out of his pocket

  • @boombap8007
    @boombap8007 3 роки тому +73

    “I love Cracker Barrel”-Scott

  • @benjaninja
    @benjaninja 5 років тому +269

    Everybody:
    ORR-ih-gen
    Scott:
    or-EE-GONE

    • @axothegremlin
      @axothegremlin 5 років тому +6

      He says it right though...

    • @Necrofitz
      @Necrofitz 5 років тому +39

      @@axothegremlin I assure you with my whole heart, which I presume I still possess the entirety of pending further investigation, that he did not say it right.

    • @azureknightmoris776
      @azureknightmoris776 5 років тому +25

      @@axothegremlin as someone who was born and raised in Oregon, I can safely say he did not say it right

    • @alyxisalyx
      @alyxisalyx 5 років тому +6

      Zabuki Mio no.

    • @senorbones1869
      @senorbones1869 5 років тому +2

      Is because energy where he lives aplace also calledOregon is pronounced like that. I wad reading the top comment and he's not the only one he say that

  • @ztm999
    @ztm999 5 років тому +728

    “Ore *GON* Trail”
    -Scott, 2019

    • @arigaribaldo9427
      @arigaribaldo9427 5 років тому +4

      •Uuudd • I woulda put gone instead of gon

    • @tlucier187
      @tlucier187 5 років тому +10

      Yea being an Oregonian it irritates the piss outta me when people say or gone instead of how it is supposed to sound organ = or uh gan lol

    • @shanedangelo7212
      @shanedangelo7212 5 років тому

      Him and everyone else in the Midwest lol southerners say OreGUN lol

    • @Sly88Frye
      @Sly88Frye 5 років тому

      Steve said it first in American Dad

    • @Tobtakular
      @Tobtakular 5 років тому +3

      Shane D’Angelo I live in the Midwest and everybody says it like Or uh gon, how it’s supposed to be

  • @godnamedtay
    @godnamedtay 4 роки тому +27

    Bro I’m impressed. You literally buy...EVERYTHING!

  • @retrocole7846
    @retrocole7846 4 роки тому +72

    "Come on, I'm a gamer, I love Cracker Barrel!"

    • @darrellnichols1380
      @darrellnichols1380 3 роки тому

      1:02 yeah I kind of feel when we go to Walmart and we find some different merch it's like well they're only like $27 but it's really how much money that you really want to get them literally.😒

  • @smrts
    @smrts 5 років тому +174

    the Oregon trail handheld ended up being something my girlfriend wanted when she saw it and I couldn't manage to convince her that installing DOSBox on her phone and installing Oregon trail to that was better than spending $25 on the ready to go handheld.

    • @wolfetteplays8894
      @wolfetteplays8894 4 роки тому +30

      adequateautocrat physical is always better

    • @the_egg_
      @the_egg_ 4 роки тому +17

      @@wolfetteplays8894 thats up to preference

    • @wolfetteplays8894
      @wolfetteplays8894 4 роки тому +11

      the egg Emulators literally have never run correctly since the dawn of time, but go off I guess

    • @lel2015
      @lel2015 4 роки тому +27

      @@wolfetteplays8894 The handheld is probably also emulating it

    • @wolfetteplays8894
      @wolfetteplays8894 4 роки тому +4

      Joeri my UA-cam channel actually hasn’t existed for a few years really, only since mid 2018. Why do you ask?

  • @jamesbarnousky1270
    @jamesbarnousky1270 4 роки тому +402

    "It has a mini keyboard!" :O
    "It doesn't work!"
    :I

    • @jaypostromboli-jpgamertv-457
      @jaypostromboli-jpgamertv-457 4 роки тому +33

      "You have to use a digital keyboard!"
      D:

    • @cam182
      @cam182 4 роки тому +7

      Theres a newer version that has a working keyboard and I think its full size and has a usb port load your own games the 8 bit guy reviewed it a while ago

    • @aionicthunder
      @aionicthunder 4 роки тому +1

      Mr peanutbutter “the 8 but guy”

    • @SolidRaiden2655
      @SolidRaiden2655 4 роки тому

      As a pc gamer I'm greatly offended

    • @cam182
      @cam182 4 роки тому

      @@aionicthunder thank you my error has been fixed

  • @alephnull127
    @alephnull127 5 років тому +613

    1990s: SNES
    2000s: Nothing
    2010s: SNES Classic
    2020s: Just re-releasing the SNES

    • @ImTheGuy
      @ImTheGuy 5 років тому +26

      What

    • @scramblesthedeathdealer
      @scramblesthedeathdealer 5 років тому +33

      It would be cool if they would reproduce some discontinued consoles and games - not downloads or ports to newer consoles - the actual original.

    • @marx4538
      @marx4538 5 років тому +13

      @Scrambles the Death Dealer
      Many people who bought SNES Mini and other things probably didn't even have cartridges anymore. They will also have to produce a LOT OF cartridges just to satisfy those people, which isn't profitable. And without those people, it probably won't even sell well.

    • @scramblesthedeathdealer
      @scramblesthedeathdealer 5 років тому +3

      @@marx4538 I know, a man can dream though.

    • @scramblesthedeathdealer
      @scramblesthedeathdealer 5 років тому +6

      Reproducing the rare and highly desirable games themselves would be badass though!

  • @GodlessCog
    @GodlessCog 3 роки тому +382

    Scott: *being able to fit an entire mini-arcade in his pocket*
    Me, not even able to fit my mobile phone in my pocket: :(

    • @BigYosh
      @BigYosh 3 роки тому +49

      I already know you are a girl from this comment

    • @REALMARCHINADER
      @REALMARCHINADER 3 роки тому +5

      Be me and mostly use shorts have no pockets

    • @notafurry6618
      @notafurry6618 3 роки тому +17

      Just wear men’s pants. I’d say that it’s a form of protesting

    • @Icetea-2000
      @Icetea-2000 3 роки тому +16

      Men‘s pants can fit an entire survival camping kit into their pockets probably

    • @knuckelz8923
      @knuckelz8923 3 роки тому

      I just got my first phone and it's big and pockets are small

  • @Lexilove2016
    @Lexilove2016 3 роки тому +52

    The way Scott says Oregon is more similar to octagon than Oregon.

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 3 роки тому +1

      It sounds like Oregon was misspelled from the start - it has an o where it should have an i.

  • @adriandurham10
    @adriandurham10 5 років тому +144

    "I don't smoke I just like the gum"
    Anyone else remember the buying a vape video from forever ago?

    • @autismandgaming4532
      @autismandgaming4532 4 роки тому +11

      he made a stop smoking video and i do remember & he just likes the gum ok? not to be rude

    • @Jattel_2006
      @Jattel_2006 4 роки тому

      Adrian Durham add Scott the woz stop smoking I don’t smoke I just like the game Scott you liar

    • @Jattel_2006
      @Jattel_2006 4 роки тому

      Adrian Durham did your sleeping girlfriend break up with them at the ending

    • @dahliajamison6253
      @dahliajamison6253 4 роки тому +3

      I am being mauled by a dog

    • @kriticalwatermelon5850
      @kriticalwatermelon5850 4 роки тому

      I'm just imagining him being like...
      "Shit, I am like addicted to this nicotine gum! Must be flavor"

  • @christianarcane
    @christianarcane 5 років тому +27

    Scott. I love your video-themes. As a gamer, it's typically what I want to see, and you do such a great job at it. Your UA-cam channel is a treasure.

    • @scramblesthedeathdealer
      @scramblesthedeathdealer 4 роки тому +3

      I just discovered Scott within the last couple months.
      I now proudly wear a "Scott the Woz" t-shirt... you know, to save all the children.

  • @SW12234
    @SW12234 4 роки тому +41

    "I bought a Roomba if that counts."
    - Scott, 2019

  • @North_Watch
    @North_Watch 5 років тому +13

    All I have to say is Scott’s opening Bit and Closing Bit are so underrated. They always make me laugh and smile and are a huge part of this channels charm. Love your channel. Keep up your awesome work!

  • @firedspacemice
    @firedspacemice 5 років тому +1678

    Everyone:
    -Octogon
    -Pentagon
    -Hexagon
    Scott:
    -OREGON

    • @marcusturner27
      @marcusturner27 5 років тому +3

      69th like

    • @K4LAMAWHO
      @K4LAMAWHO 5 років тому +13

      I’m gonna be that guy but he said it correctly

    • @arctic_beanz7503
      @arctic_beanz7503 5 років тому +24

      @@K4LAMAWHO no he didn't

    • @aviationdude9546
      @aviationdude9546 5 років тому

      Oreo

    • @CosmicCreatorCat
      @CosmicCreatorCat 5 років тому +5

      @@arctic_beanz7503 He did say it correctly. Though I'm also someone who learned it phonetically, apparently the 'e' isn't silent.

  • @soli_dstate
    @soli_dstate 3 роки тому +243

    "you can fit in your pocket"
    yeah ok try woman's jeans lol

    • @mrflishy901
      @mrflishy901 3 роки тому +7

      He was being sarcastic if ya didnt realize

    • @stedmangg
      @stedmangg 3 роки тому +8

      well if you really wanna carry one of these in your pocket, wear different pants lol

    • @killerkirby366
      @killerkirby366 3 роки тому +6

      @@stedmangg if you want to carry one in your pockets you clearly don't care about fashion
      So grab some parachute pants

    • @CoralCopperHead
      @CoralCopperHead 3 роки тому +16

      I don't give a shit that they don't have pockets -- what pisses me off is that there are 'designers' who make *_FAKE POCKETS._* Seriously, if you think pants look weird without pockets, *_don't make pants without pockets._* Fuck.

    • @jebalitabb8228
      @jebalitabb8228 3 роки тому

      @@CoralCopperHead pockets just don’t work well on things like jeggings which is where fake pockets are really common, so they make sense to be there for the looks. Plus isn’t that what a purse is for?

  • @kirbymain2324
    @kirbymain2324 4 роки тому +1526

    Ok so Scott doesn’t know how to pronounce Oregon.
    “OrAYgon” - Scott 2019

    • @time4manmode945
      @time4manmode945 4 роки тому +54

      7:26 did he just turned into crash bandicoot?

    • @havenbigler9701
      @havenbigler9701 4 роки тому +33

      Rat tat touille

    • @Glatator1
      @Glatator1 4 роки тому +5

      Exactly

    • @orbusg8451
      @orbusg8451 4 роки тому +59

      You can always tell when someone's not from here when they pronounce it off.
      We basically just say origin except with a hard G.

    • @cynniethia
      @cynniethia 4 роки тому +6

      It’s for the joke

  • @arashink
    @arashink 3 роки тому +5

    I love that he used Mappy's music for a bit. That game is pretty underrated.

  • @OVERKILL142
    @OVERKILL142 4 роки тому +107

    “4 numbers spell out the year of the beast” this aged like cheese

    • @Astral_Something
      @Astral_Something 3 роки тому +5

      What are you talking about I love day old cheese

    • @CoralCopperHead
      @CoralCopperHead 3 роки тому

      I'm confused, cheese is better when it's aged properly. Also 2020 was great, it was nice not being seen as a social outcast for avoiding idiots, it's gonna suck when this is all over and people go back to thinking I'm weird for not wanting to deal with random assholes.

    • @moose-mancer
      @moose-mancer 3 роки тому +10

      @@CoralCopperHead Yeah, who cares about the deaths?

    • @tape-6
      @tape-6 3 роки тому +5

      @@CoralCopperHeadmore than half a million people died in america alone

  • @TBBlue101
    @TBBlue101 3 роки тому +16

    It brings me joy that Scott discovered that Magic Jony exists.

  • @SirRadington
    @SirRadington 4 роки тому +29

    "is that an arcade cabinet in your pocket or are you just happy to see me~"
    it's a mini arcade cabinet.

  • @pessimisticpianist582
    @pessimisticpianist582 5 років тому +225

    " Did you win? "
    *"No, this time virginity won"*

    • @kimgkomg
      @kimgkomg 5 років тому

      Ha ha you quoted the guy so I'll like he he

  • @TFD500Official
    @TFD500Official 3 роки тому +15

    13:15 i just honestly love this exaggerated expression and i have no idea
    the fact that Scott sees the Pac-Man Light being on seems like he's terrified
    ...why am i laughing at this

  • @NF_Reviews
    @NF_Reviews 5 років тому +27

    When you realize NeoGeo literally rotated their face button alignment 90° clockwise.

  • @thedinogamer_fn3073
    @thedinogamer_fn3073 Рік тому +5

    I like how Scott felt the need to specify that the shirts are made to wear

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 5 років тому +597

    "Come on, I'm a Gamer , I love Cracker Barrel "
    - Scott the Woz

  • @willbowden6897
    @willbowden6897 5 років тому +746

    Scott still pronounces Oregon like he's from Ohio

  • @chasonthedon
    @chasonthedon 4 роки тому +15

    5:50 “Not nearly as smooth as the original”
    **playing S M O O T H Galaga, but on the switch**

  • @draguladriver
    @draguladriver 3 роки тому +15

    "Cmon I'm a gamer, I love Cracker Barrel."
    Can confirm, the biscuits there are fucking amazing.

  • @WeskAlber
    @WeskAlber 5 років тому +5

    How the hell is this only 14 minutes. This felt like 20+. What a good video with a really fun retrospective at the end.
    And a Roomba

  • @ChristopherMoom
    @ChristopherMoom 5 років тому +27

    5:00 "No, I'm not really excited to see you, I just have a mini replica of an arcade machine that plays Pacman"
    "..... what?"

  • @bungallow8831
    @bungallow8831 5 років тому +127

    8:58
    Scott: “PAC-MAN... my God. It’s actually PAC-MAN!”
    PAC-MAN: Is running for his life about to die to the ghost

  • @Disobeyedtoast
    @Disobeyedtoast Рік тому +2

    RIP Cracker Barrel 1969-2023. You were my preferred retro game store 🙏

  • @Brinta3
    @Brinta3 5 років тому +53

    2:58
    “it’s place”
    I’m very disappointed in you, Scott.

  • @themiddleclass7062
    @themiddleclass7062 5 років тому +40

    "So this is the timeline where virginity won..." - Scott the Woz Dec 8, 2019 May his soul rest in peace R.I.P

    • @emie018
      @emie018 5 років тому +1

      rest in ore-gone

  • @vedi0boy
    @vedi0boy 5 років тому +503

    Lol I’ve never heard someone pronounce “Oregon” like “Porygon”. I’ve only heard people pronounce it almost like “organ”
    Also, how are you still at less than 1mil subs?? U deserve like 5m by now

    • @LackOfCreativiT
      @LackOfCreativiT 5 років тому +18

      Whenever someone doesn't live here they say it wrong I feel

    • @jackiekoolaid7533
      @jackiekoolaid7533 4 роки тому +6

      or e gon is how i say it

    • @joshuabalcombe4975
      @joshuabalcombe4975 4 роки тому +10

      I swear he mispronounces things here and there for fun.

    • @rbikidportland
      @rbikidportland 4 роки тому +3

      He sure does. His stuff is so high quality

    • @loganthompson1692
      @loganthompson1692 4 роки тому +2

      @@jackiekoolaid7533 it's more or-gin but that's not as bad as he said it

  • @16BitGamerCat
    @16BitGamerCat 3 роки тому +18

    Scott: "No human being has ever said 'let's play pac and pal!'"
    Me, seeing it for the first time in Namco classics megamix on the wii years ago: "Huh, let's play Pac and Pal."

  • @konorkaotic9657
    @konorkaotic9657 5 років тому +311

    “Hey all Scott here, let’s see how many Nintendo Switch game cartridges I can fit up my butt before I die!”
    -Definitely Scott the Woz and not me

    • @thepageturner1149
      @thepageturner1149 5 років тому +8

      Why must you do this to me.

    • @MissAshley42
      @MissAshley42 5 років тому +6

      Considering the special coating they put on those things, that would make for a truly bitter blossom.

  • @TheNerdestOfOne
    @TheNerdestOfOne 4 роки тому +11

    13:33 imagine getting this instead of a game boy colour,
    yeah that happend to me and I’m still crying to this day

  • @Xyabra
    @Xyabra 5 років тому +387

    I'm still waiting for the
    'Scott the Woz: Emulator"
    episode

    • @peanits333
      @peanits333 5 років тому +2

      YES

    • @leighdappa
      @leighdappa 5 років тому

      @SuperJames: That episode came out last year mate.

    • @chromso
      @chromso 5 років тому +4

      I am extremely unsatisfied by how you put -'- on one side and -"- on the ithef

    • @j.banana4258
      @j.banana4258 5 років тому +3

      I'm waiting for video game movies

    • @upwaveflash8429
      @upwaveflash8429 5 років тому +1

      YEEEEEESSSD INDEED

  • @ballerduck9610
    @ballerduck9610 3 роки тому +10

    13:24 in my experience, the best way to drink out of a square mug is with a straw

  • @wrhiv72
    @wrhiv72 5 років тому +40

    alternate title: “Scott The Woz visits Meijer”

    • @plutosmash6068
      @plutosmash6068 5 років тому

      Not gonna lie I’d be really hyped to see an episode of him fucking around in Meijer

  • @HexZ_
    @HexZ_ 5 років тому +21

    "Scott the woz. Its like a nut....you can watch outside"
    I want that.

    • @niche8137
      @niche8137 5 років тому

      *Do I see a PSP commercial reference?*

    • @HexZ_
      @HexZ_ 5 років тому

      maybe....

  • @Obeu
    @Obeu 5 років тому +254

    “[insert witty quote from Scott here]”
    - 90% of the comments

    • @ziyair2998
      @ziyair2998 5 років тому +12

      haha very good quote i enjoy take liek

    • @brookelynn4552
      @brookelynn4552 5 років тому +5

      SheepDog123 you forgot the "2019"

    • @bryanx0317
      @bryanx0317 5 років тому +2

      [Insert attempt to say something as witty as the OP] -2019

    • @samscarbrough4376
      @samscarbrough4376 5 років тому

      Ore-GON! hehe

    • @badhermit7717
      @badhermit7717 5 років тому +2

      SheepDog123 just wait till you see the TFS comment section (and Dunkey comments are in a league of they’re own)

  • @marceloledezma4709
    @marceloledezma4709 2 роки тому +1

    about the time this video released i started watching scotts videos. even though i dont watch him as much as i used to do i still love his videos!

  • @Chris_Pickaxe
    @Chris_Pickaxe 5 років тому +14

    That feeling when Scoot says Oregon wrong

  • @roguebanana2683
    @roguebanana2683 4 роки тому +3

    Thank you for acknowledging the Gamer V Portable. It’s pretty cool, and I have one from Christmas a year or so ago.

  • @Phosphorshy
    @Phosphorshy 5 років тому +5

    5:00 "Do you have an arcade machine in your pocket or are you just happy to see me"

  • @melisacaceres8740
    @melisacaceres8740 2 роки тому

    I bought one of those cheap hand-helds when i got a little fed up with my GBC (no back light, constant battery change, games are expensive and hard to find). And i love it so much. It has some iconic games, some very silly and unknown ones but i find it endearing.

  • @xandersthoughts
    @xandersthoughts 4 роки тому +16

    Me seeing 5:00 after the Bargain Bin Christmas episode: WAIIIIIIIIT A MINUTE...

    • @V0IDWARE
      @V0IDWARE 9 місяців тому

      "Is that a mini Pac-man arcade cabinet in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"

  • @ruthlesskiwi6545
    @ruthlesskiwi6545 5 років тому +148

    How many times have Scott said “Oregon Trail” wrong? I’ve heard him say it wrong twice.

    • @StarkMaximum
      @StarkMaximum 5 років тому +32

      Sometimes when I sleep Scott sneaks into my room from the window and leans in to my ear whispering "Oregon" into it, pronouncing it wrong every time. It really fucks up my dreams.

    • @dacronk7178
      @dacronk7178 5 років тому +4

      As an Oregonian it's driving me crazy hearing him mispronounce my state's name!

    • @sociallyawkard5675
      @sociallyawkard5675 5 років тому +1

      That’s how we pronounce it in Ohio

  • @an_annoying_cat
    @an_annoying_cat 3 роки тому +9

    "C'mon i'm a gamer" was not something i expected to hear scott ever say

  • @rockysansone2855
    @rockysansone2855 4 роки тому +1

    i just stumbled across your channel and after a few videos I had to sub the natural sarcastic tones and humor is killing me

  • @melofelo4484
    @melofelo4484 5 років тому +4

    I managed to find a white Pikmin plush at target the other day. The fact that even Pikmin merchandise is showing up at the big name stores is astounding to me.

  • @jackson-md2gh
    @jackson-md2gh 5 років тому +23

    Nothing screams, "I watch Rick and Morty" more than retro merchandise

  • @JethammerTakeoff
    @JethammerTakeoff 5 років тому +6

    Scatt you’ve gone brought back nahm flashbacks when you showed the first model Pac-Man arcade classics system

  • @MM715S19
    @MM715S19 Рік тому +3

    “I don’t smoke I just like the gum” WAS PERFECT 😂

  • @colleenglanville8293
    @colleenglanville8293 5 років тому +14

    "It Has Always Been My Dream To Own My Own Arcade Cabinet...Good Dream Right?"
    Yep! 👍

    • @beesree39
      @beesree39 4 роки тому +1

      Seriously

    • @portablerefrigerator4902
      @portablerefrigerator4902 4 роки тому +1

      Arcade 1 up street fighter 2 is not a bad investment

    • @colleenglanville8293
      @colleenglanville8293 4 роки тому +1

      Portable Refrigerator I need to try and buy one of these arcade machines one day, and I think Street Fighter or Mortal Kombat will definitely be one of them. Those were my favourite games growing up, and so was Sonic 2... mind you... I was pretty young, so I don't remember much! 🤔

    • @portablerefrigerator4902
      @portablerefrigerator4902 4 роки тому +1

      @@colleenglanville8293 boy I wasnt alive till 2006 i'm a bit older than *street fighter 4*

    • @colleenglanville8293
      @colleenglanville8293 4 роки тому +1

      Portable Refrigerator I'm about as old as a Nintendo 64... but maybe a year older! 😅

  • @nickarchuleta8001
    @nickarchuleta8001 5 років тому +8

    11:17 as a member of the Oregon fandom... my heart is broken.

  • @bennusmagnus5277
    @bennusmagnus5277 3 роки тому +15

    4:27 Well then, have I got some news for you!

  • @lunatpr5594
    @lunatpr5594 2 роки тому +2

    The MyArcade Go Gamer Portable has always been interesting to me, since one of the games advertised on the packaging is a jump rope game that blatantly uses Lucas, Dawn, and Barry from Pokemon.

  • @charliecastillo969
    @charliecastillo969 5 років тому +28

    Scott- "In 2016,Nintendo made 3 of these!"
    Me: wait where did the 3rd come from?

    • @dad4436
      @dad4436 5 років тому +9

      Maybe you already know that and I'm being wooooshed but he isn't saying that nintendo made 3 classic consoles, as the snes classic released in 2017.
      He was saying that Nintendo made like 3 NES classics as a reference to the stocking problems they had at the time

    • @charliecastillo969
      @charliecastillo969 4 роки тому +5

      @@dad4436 Oh OK. Thanks Dad! I actually forgot that he said that.

  • @imburnt_toast
    @imburnt_toast 4 роки тому +9

    6:12 “slower pace or require fewer control inputs”
    *also playing tetris*

  • @jermouche
    @jermouche 5 років тому +159

    Last time I was this early I could hear him start to say hey

    • @Blickyrobyason
      @Blickyrobyason 5 років тому +2

      Kabuto Jeremy same

    • @MineBloxAllNite
      @MineBloxAllNite 5 років тому +3

      Hear

    • @MineBloxAllNite
      @MineBloxAllNite 5 років тому +2

      Sorry for being a grammar nerd

    • @jermouche
      @jermouche 5 років тому

      Dariel Diaz dude it’s fine I’m a grammar nerd I don’t know how I missed that 😂

  • @milsurpminuteman
    @milsurpminuteman 4 роки тому +16

    Me: hears Tetris music in the backround
    Also me: IM HAVING FLASHBACKS!
    (i lost 30+ hours in a row trying to re beat Tetris because i didnt put my name right the first time.)

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 5 років тому +192

    Hey All , The Late night Notification Squad here

    • @alexbulgarelli4181
      @alexbulgarelli4181 5 років тому +7

      I just got lucky and clicked my subs 24 seconds after it went live 😂

    • @lawngcawk5774
      @lawngcawk5774 5 років тому +1

      Here

    • @mergieismoronic
      @mergieismoronic 5 років тому +1

      +Nathaniel Foga
      It’s 1am for me

    • @nootaboot7042
      @nootaboot7042 5 років тому

      should be doing homework but watching scott the woz gang here

    • @aleksandar8225
      @aleksandar8225 5 років тому +1

      Hey y'all European Subscribers here

  • @fmaluver01
    @fmaluver01 5 років тому +19

    0:06 that was me when I got my Zelda tattoo

  • @VCiPz
    @VCiPz 5 років тому +9

    4:33 You mean the Sega Genesis Classics game on the Switch with over 30 Sega Genesis games and lots of great ones too? Yeah it exists lol

  • @toppofthebox814
    @toppofthebox814 4 роки тому +5

    Go Gamer Portable I never thought I see it again. It was my favorite handheld back then. 12:37