Metro 2033: Criken's Quest for Cabbage
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- Опубліковано 4 гру 2010
- Bought this game for 10$ during the Thanksgiving steam sale. Was great fun if you don't mind having Russian accents flood your subconscious like a gallon of vodka.
I hope you all enjoy my attempt at a Russian accent if you can even call it that... was more like a constant moan that I spent three pain staking hours slapping text over. If you hear any strange noises or unbalanced audio in the voices then its probably Oat's fault who was in a Skype call during just about my entire play-through of this game. :P
Lemme know if you like this style of commentary / text or whatnot.
Beware the seenging piepes. - Ігри
Nearly 10 years later and I will never forget SINGING PAIPZ
ZE PAIPZ ZEY- EURGHLURG
SCREAMING PAIPZ >:(
SEENGEENG PAIPES!
Came here for this.
That’s exactly what brought me back to this video today.
13, SINGING PAIPZ
This vid is IMO Criken's best.
Criken's quieter voiceover just make this so much more epic.
Yeah, this was my first criken video! :D
GordanFreeman23 Fun Police was mine
+Jugenmujugenmugokono Sedegakaisadeasensu
Don't know:
They both have ups and downs. One isn't nessicarily better than the other
MethosTR I raise fallout new Vegas wild wild wasteland as my favorite
11 years old and still the pinnacle of comedy
I stumbled on this when I was in elementary school 11 years ago and ever since then these phrases have been living in my mind rent free 😂
Singing paipes, screaming paipes. Had these phrases come up today bruh
Why u do dis?
Highschool for me but same
not demonz....bitchez
I have said "sniffeh deh air" SO many times since freshmen year of highschool lmao
Some people call them demons, I call them A-GWAPSTOP..
"Oh and the firing range. Unlimited ammo so you-"
HAEBITUEBUREUBRUAJHBR HAEBITUEBUREUBRUAJHBR HAEBITUEBUREUBRUAJHBR!!!
A guapstop!
Yesss
Heat tha bollets in the...mahn.
That's how Bill Cosby fires a gun
aeuhbleyh
eeeuggujnh
EUHGUBLGH
A-GWAPSTAWP
SEINGING PAIPEZ
PO BAH MENYA
SEENIGN PAIPEZ
whats the name of this song
Gwapstop-paipez
SEENGENG PIPES!!
+Monsieur Wright laffing PAIPES.
CABBAGE MEDUL!
A-GWUAPSTOP
To this very day, people say he is still looking for that cabbage.
A reminder that this is still here, I will never forget this and the first resistance and liberation videos
Five years old and still friggin' hilarious
yaaas
The Blitz
CABBAGE MEDUL
Now the video is just over 7 years old lol btw someone needs to find this comment in another 3 years for the 10 year anniversary
It amuses me how utterly terrible he is at the game too lol.
@@Windy-sg8mi How about 9 years of laughs instead?
An absolute classic, this along with Getting Owned in L4D2 were the original UA-cam for me, pure quality
I never noticed that Artyom swore when the cart fell on him.
God, it feels weird to watch this today. I still have a personal joke of CABBAGE MEDAL almost 9 years later.
CABBAGE MEDUL!
Damn... redux is so different from the regular version.. .-.
Omni derpectional Wait there's a redux now?
There has been for a while... top kek... seriously, it looks fucking a amazing! :o
+Omni derpectional That's cause they remade it with the last light engine
RedRogueWulf Yeah, that was a while ago.. that post.. by the time it took you to reply i have beat it 5 times, all difficulties xD
XD same here man
"Watch out, the tripwire..."
"Waaa... BOOM"
I was a teenager in 9th grade when my buddies and I stumbled upon this we laughed so hard my mom thought we were on drugs.
mid to late 00's youtube had that effect on me and my friends pretty frequently
To me again YABLEUH
me and my friend still yell "SINGING PIPES" from time to time
6 years old and still fun.
Wanna know what's 6 years old and fun also?
That settlement nearby that needs your help. Here, I'll mark it on your map.
+Preston Garvey You're a fucking synth. That must be why there's so many of you.
But that isnt fun...
criken should come back to this game for a scuber milestone
SCUBER milestones are always the best!!!
tru
He did BETTER:
He played Last Light
+Zealousmarineinspace
when? can't find it
10 years later and I still think of "LIKE CABBAGE!", "baetury", and my personal favorite "haebituebureubruajhbr, haebituebureubruajhbr, haebituebureubruajhbr"
This is STILL my favorite vid by Criken. :3 It's the first one I ever watched. :'D
Seenging Piepz
Press 2 for Cabbage Medul!
Press 5 for screeming paipes >:L
These are the ONLY two things you need for this video. You're welcome.
4
+Hermann Fegelein Bourban? :O
+Magnus Nielsen (Black dragon) Unkel Burrbin
"Why U do this? :O"
+Magnus Nielsen (Black dragon) that was so funny.
a gwapstwap alalalalalala xDD
returning to this era defining master piece is truly a wonder
Seven years later and I still love this video.
Edit: Eleven years later and I still love this video
* talking about something with cabbage and medal *
Criken:CABBAGE! MEDUL! CABBAGE MEDUL!
XD
Ive watched this video so many times. Seriously one of Criken's best
Holy fuck, 8 years later and still is a great video. If only all videos aged so well.
"At the weapon range it's infinite ammo, so if you want to prac- haebituebureubruajhbr!" and quotes are better than any random comment :P
Fun fact: This is the first video where Criken talks
10years now, the best thing about crikens content is how timeless it is
10 effin' years old and this is still one of my favorite video's
Wow I can't believe it been ten year, happy 10 year cabbage-versary!
I still LOVE this after all those years
Why are the top comments always quotes from the video?
a-gwapstawp
GurnDawg275 alalalalalalalala a-guapstawp
a-gwapstawp is the metro equivalent of cheeki breeki.
+Jonathankami It's actually a famous song - 'Gop stop' by Alexander Rozenbaum.
The Metro equivalent of Cheeki Breeki is "Some people call them demons: I call them bitches" or
"Hello Artyom" or the unforgettable
"Singing Pieps"
This is still like one of my favorite videos I've seen from a long while ago lol. Added to favorites :D
Still gold.
Does anyone happen to know if a ten minute loop of that intro exists?
I AM DEAD, YES?
Do another quest for cabbage in a Last Light! :D
Ymiru Maybe he will in Metro 3?
@@revenantproxy9100 metro 3? :D
"I am Artyom!"-Criken December 5th 2010
We will always love you
where are these kinds of vids today?
Look at the upload date, you're really late
Glorious Gamer That's the point, I saw this vid years ago. He doesn't make em like this anymore.
***** RIP when Criken edited his own vids...
Glorious Gamer All I can say is that if all his vids were this glorious, he'd have a lot more than 668,240 subscribers...
***** Feels bad man. Neo is a good editor but since they're not his recordings it's tough to make the most of them
Criken honestly deserves more subscribers
I notice that audio-wise, this game has a lot in common with half-life 2, and the source engine in general.
That's because those are sounds available online free of charge, under the creative commons license.
yeah, i know, its just that there are a lot of different sounds available and they picked th same.
Eric Smyrski I suppose they just went with what they thought sounded good. Probably weren't even aware that they used the same sounds until the game was released.
Yeah, probably. It makes sense that the best available would come up first.
FMOD?
This is the video that introduced me yo the Metro series, and I’ve been a dedicated (even somewhat obsessed) fan ever since
Bro I haven’t seen this video in so many years but I swear screaming pipez has been a core memory all this time 😂😂😂
seenging paipes
HAPPY HALF A MILLION CRIKEN :D
the voice in this is just priceless.... the little faces and stuff jut make it that much more beautiful. it is now a family gag to say "seengeeng pieps" and other such things from this video :D
I come back to watch this video often, even after many years it still makes me laugh
this has gotta be Crikens best video ever!
still one of my favorite videos all time
Best video you've done XD I love your commentary and can't stop quoting it lol.
From 2024, and I can't believe this video is 13 years old. Heart❤ One of the first Criken videos I saw.
Seenging PEIPES!
dont worry guys only 56 years to go
I haven’t listened to Russian Dancing Men in years and thanks to your intro it’s now my ringtone
still my absolutely favorite video on youtube. criken, my hero. this never gets old
This video is twice as funny if you are russian.
THIS IS STILL MY FAVORITE VIDEO
Meme Arrows yes comrade
I've come back to reconfirm this statement
This video lives rent free in my head for the rest of my life
Just thought about cabbage medal the other day I’m so glad this video is still here
I love how you make videos
2020 anyone XD
The text in the videos are my favorite part of your videos. Keep it up Criken!
This vid was 4 years ago, but I want MORE! Cx I love these kind of UA-cam videos.
best video by criken
A gwapstwap
A-lalalalalalala
Singing pipes needed to be the next "You tuk my jerb!"
His impression of Artyom is very accurate to the book.
CABBEGE!!!!!!!
Criken, please make a video of you playing Metro: Last Light with your accent, and upload it the same day this was uploaded as a sort of anniversary video. :D
the noises you make crack me up every time XD like at the firing range and when drinking shroom soup XD i always laugh!!
This is the first game commentary video I ever watched. Still my favorite.
I kinda want a full series of Metro Last Light: the Glowing Cabbage
Gosh I love the metro series. I want to read the books so bad.
I got the novel metro 2033
+CallofDuty Zombies Killer they are so hard to find
+RealMetalGaming you can Google it and i
got it for about 20 dollars
read both books, waiting for 2035 english
+ProVision3187 coming in June 2016
Poor crickin he never got his cabbage metal. :(
It's amazing how a few simple words and narrations can make you fall on the floor, laughing so hard you're on the verge of tears.
Whenever i need some funny moment. you're my man Criken!
singing paipes...
Laughing paipes......
Unkle Baourban. XD
"Seening paipes...... laffing paipes..... screeming paipes >:L"
I was laughing so much that I was crying ;)
12 years later and I’m still the biggest fan of UNKLE BAOURBAN!
So. Epic.
a-Gwapstawp. Kill's me every time xD
Holy shit, I'm dying! Playing through the Redux version on PS4, I'm always mocking the characters dialog and after finding this video, I realized we both do it at the same spots! It's priceless in my mind! Can't believe this video is 9 years old though. I feel late :/
Can’t believe I found this again. Bless you UA-cam gods!
CABBAGE MEDAL
It's almost like we saw the same video.
Wat?
S i n g i n g P i p e s
Best Criken video so far!
This is the video that had me subscribe to Criken and made me buy Metro. Thank you :)
sengeng piapez
Still better than most of criken's content
Still better than any of his content.
Timeless video.
This video ages like fine wine
A-GWABSTAP
LIEK CABBAGE!
5 years and this video is still funny
Still waiting for last light follow up
a gwapstwap