Explaining Monster Girl Species

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  • Professor Lando explains what a monster girl is while referencing the anime: Monster Musume.
    He breaks down each main archetype of monster girl.
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  • @emimimix
    @emimimix 3 роки тому +5666

    Professor Lando is actually out here talking about the most important things, he’ll be remembered in internet history

  • @BarryBruh
    @BarryBruh 3 роки тому +7042

    will use this as a reference when I rewrite the theory of evolution

    • @gilded2342
      @gilded2342 3 роки тому +27

      Oh damn it's you

    • @Khattab99
      @Khattab99 3 роки тому +9

      That's funny claps for you

    • @scyll3223
      @scyll3223 3 роки тому +13

      No escape no escape no escape

    • @Pikariz
      @Pikariz 3 роки тому +20

      Darwin would be proud of you

    • @ItsHonski
      @ItsHonski 3 роки тому +5

      Lemon!

  • @MediocreToker
    @MediocreToker 3 роки тому +1794

    As a professor of marine biology, I must say that crabs are invertebrates, not vertebrates. I enjoy your lectures, and find inspiration for my own.

    • @icecold1805
      @icecold1805 3 роки тому +83

      inspiration for an aquatic monster girl class I presume?

    • @shinon748
      @shinon748 3 роки тому +71

      Marine Monster Girl lecture when, professor?

    • @ShrikrishnaMulik
      @ShrikrishnaMulik 3 роки тому +20

      There are many benefits

    • @chriswillis1206
      @chriswillis1206 3 роки тому +9

      Don’t got no notochord

    • @OrionoftheStar
      @OrionoftheStar 3 роки тому +3

      Just stick a bone in it like he did the soup.

  • @daydaydoo2726
    @daydaydoo2726 3 роки тому +1824

    “I want to look like a deployed Parachute”. Is honestly the best quote ever.

    • @chocotriscuit4917
      @chocotriscuit4917 3 роки тому +40

      that was the part that got me

    • @kayozzy
      @kayozzy 3 роки тому +5

      I read this as he said that lmao

    • @CEOofgoblins
      @CEOofgoblins 3 роки тому +1

      Yes.

    • @ObeyLucifer
      @ObeyLucifer 2 роки тому +1

      Profussy was WILD for saying that. It completely caught me off guard

  • @nadebeef6529
    @nadebeef6529 3 роки тому +1011

    The fact that this looks like an actual lecture allows me to look like I’m actually studying.

    • @SignOne
      @SignOne 3 роки тому +35

      Doesnt work for me id look like a crazy person laughing at lecture topics

  • @arandomnon6677
    @arandomnon6677 3 роки тому +414

    Lando: "Birds Are Gross"
    Also Lando: "My favorite is THE HORSE"

    • @creamymilk4857
      @creamymilk4857 3 роки тому +12

      Exactly

    • @PentaromaLMA0
      @PentaromaLMA0 Рік тому +20

      mr hands

    • @yoboikamil525
      @yoboikamil525 Рік тому +8

      ​@@PentaromaLMA0oh god no

    • @WanderTheNomad
      @WanderTheNomad Рік тому +22

      Clearly he likes things with more substance. With more MEAT.
      We can see it clearly with how he rates orc girls and horse girls vs bird girls and slime girls.

    • @arandomnon6677
      @arandomnon6677 Рік тому +2

      @@WanderTheNomad fair enough

  • @Jengamouse
    @Jengamouse 3 роки тому +1627

    "I'm talking about waifus, not a fleshlight" you fucking killed me lmao

    • @bush2239
      @bush2239 3 роки тому +65

      I Actually did a 180 on my opinion of slime girls, but a one night stand involving earplay cannot be denied.

    • @bradyhamilton7696
      @bradyhamilton7696 3 роки тому +11

      That quote is easily my favorite of all the videos lmao

    • @skell6134
      @skell6134 Рік тому +4

      @@bradyhamilton7696 Also it depends on specific universe we take Slime girls from
      In some cases they are intelligent enough,it goes for Monster Musume and also... Monster girl quest Paradox probably since it got little more amount of slime species than og one

  • @ChiefAutismo
    @ChiefAutismo 3 роки тому +998

    “We were doing co op. Suddenly player three enters.”
    Couldn’t have phrased it better myself sir

  • @CookieSunglasses
    @CookieSunglasses 3 роки тому +197

    I love how I’m attending these lectures rather than my actual lectures

    • @tgtyuhisgc4020
      @tgtyuhisgc4020 3 роки тому +8

      why not do multitask? OOP- back to that essay!

  • @taizahkataku6685
    @taizahkataku6685 3 роки тому +4566

    "you're not realizing how horrific the spider monster girl is"
    Sir I would like to clarify I like it BECAUSE it's horrific

    • @vinceisfruity
      @vinceisfruity 3 роки тому +320

      spider girls are best

    • @daho7104
      @daho7104 3 роки тому +249

      finally some spider girl appreciation

    • @RenderingUser
      @RenderingUser 3 роки тому +66

      @@daho7104 tru
      shiraori is by far best girl of all time

    • @CodinskiSchwartzando
      @CodinskiSchwartzando 3 роки тому +154

      Agreed. Spider girl = a higher rate of bdsm scenes, which is always appreciated.

    • @demon_xd_
      @demon_xd_ 3 роки тому +15

      ¿etam nailratsuA

  • @ivancartoonist3164
    @ivancartoonist3164 3 роки тому +961

    *"You can literally ride it...in two different ways"*
    This killed me 😂

    • @JS-bf9dw
      @JS-bf9dw 3 роки тому +5

      exactly xDDDD

    • @shade8608
      @shade8608 3 роки тому +6

      Like I said, that's provided she LETS you.

    • @01Gshadow
      @01Gshadow 3 роки тому +7

      So, when you ride it, do you ride it on the anterior or posterior?

    • @bugoman0530
      @bugoman0530 2 роки тому +1

      @@01Gshadow Both... Both is good

  • @joelfilho2625
    @joelfilho2625 3 роки тому +342

    "Humans are the ultimate monster girl"
    Something something, _"we like monster girls because the monster part in on the outside"_

    • @DasterTheStalker
      @DasterTheStalker 3 роки тому +14

      i'll drink to that 👏

    • @gabrielhenson5751
      @gabrielhenson5751 2 роки тому +26

      when you get with a monster girl you know what kind of monster your getting involved with from the start, but with a human girl you only figure it out halfway through the relationship.

    • @astrid2432
      @astrid2432 6 місяців тому

      to be fair: every monster girl has something in common: it has a female human upper body
      so in conclusion: the female human upper body is the monster and so the whole human girl is a monster times two

  • @martyncousin1366
    @martyncousin1366 3 роки тому +828

    I love how he's able to keep a straight face through the whole seminar.

    • @ZephSpiral
      @ZephSpiral 3 роки тому +97

      Ofc he can keep a straight face, this is a serious lesson.

    • @kindafreexp1415
      @kindafreexp1415 3 роки тому +57

      When you spend as many years as he did getting his degree it stops being a joke.

    • @clamsquid8606
      @clamsquid8606 3 роки тому +25

      he's a professional

    • @Kitsune_Chara_CG
      @Kitsune_Chara_CG 3 роки тому +2

      @@ZephSpiral I Agree idk whats funny about this (i somehow keept a straight face while writing but ik as i am ill laugh at some random bs)

    • @reversal2341
      @reversal2341 6 місяців тому

      Something else under might also be straight during that whole session especially when he's talking about centaur

  • @the_madhadder
    @the_madhadder 3 роки тому +2973

    *raises hand* Professor. Will the book “The Encyclopedia of Monster Girls” be required reading for the Midterm?

    • @rockCity777
      @rockCity777 3 роки тому +325

      Technically no, but it will be required reading for the third quarter of "Fantasy, Furrology and Monster Girls"-module, along with the original "Monster-Girl Quest"-trilogy in it's entirety ("Yes, *ESPECIALLY* the Anglerfish-Girl!"), so if you are aiming for advanced studies on the subject it's not a bad idea to get a headstart on your reading.

    • @bruhspenning
      @bruhspenning 3 роки тому +22

      @@rockCity777 code?

    • @PsychicFrogBoi
      @PsychicFrogBoi 3 роки тому +91

      If you have to ask that, you're probably in the wrong class.

    • @jeremynikijuluwstanevil7551
      @jeremynikijuluwstanevil7551 3 роки тому +24

      Also what about Monster Girl Quest?

    • @petitbrie9868
      @petitbrie9868 3 роки тому +48

      @@PsychicFrogBoi we are all here to learn, I wouldn't take a class where I know everything (except if I'm the teacher).

  • @ismaelmunoz336
    @ismaelmunoz336 3 роки тому +451

    I propose my theory on why mermaids are at least B/B+ tier.
    -Slimey and soft: always lubed up and ready to go.
    -Many fish species choose mate similarly to humans and are monogamous: loyal.
    -They can help you breathe underwater: underwater dates.
    -Fish don't really smell when they're alive/fresh and even if they did, you wouldn't notice when underwater/wet.

    • @doctorjimmy16
      @doctorjimmy16 3 роки тому +23

      Question. How can they help you breathe underwater?

    • @ismaelmunoz336
      @ismaelmunoz336 3 роки тому +83

      @@doctorjimmy16 the idea of them being able to breathe both underwater and on land means they have both lungs and gills, i think it's safe to assume they could produce breathable air underwater and pass it to you through mouth to mouth.

    • @doctorjimmy16
      @doctorjimmy16 3 роки тому +29

      @@ismaelmunoz336 I see. Yeah I'm more in favor of mermaids and agree with you

    • @janb.3600
      @janb.3600 3 роки тому +34

      There is also a very interesting power dynamic between both of you being on land vs in water.

    • @MrKilleralien
      @MrKilleralien 3 роки тому +25

      have to destroy some things here:
      - "always lubed up and ready to go" only while you are in water or it would be a species that would produce slime. On land the skin dries out for most and goes rough similar to reptiles (even to the ones with sharp skin if it is a shark-Mermaid or other predator-similar species)
      -"monogamous: loyal" true in the situation that they stay together, but there are also species that breed in orgy or others that change their gender, depending in which species it can be similar to a harem or reverse-harem with 1 Female/Male having multiple of the opposite (If one gender is missing the strongest becomes male / female and leads the Group, called "sequential hermaphrodites").
      And one point that most people oversee because of the basic image: Fish breed outside without intercourse so there can be a chance that you need to do it that way cause they are missing the humanlike parts necessary. Same goes for amphibians. The thing is we see it normally like "upper part over waist is human, the lower part is fish" so there would be a high chance that they have reproducive organs of fish and not of humans.
      So the mermaid-group needs to keep in mind that they not have a common view and they have to be specific on the subspecies of mermaids which is going to be waifu material for them, even that they mostly go in the same direction most of the time (except Scyllas).

  • @bungus87
    @bungus87 3 роки тому +2365

    “profussy the piss trough is full”
    Looks like chat catches on pretty quick

    • @GoldPrince2468
      @GoldPrince2468 3 роки тому +61

      I was fine with cleaning this place and getting a free ride scholarship… but then they install the piss troughs and they get backed up by quarter filled waifu jars.
      Do you know how to extricate a jar from a tube?? It’s not easy!

    • @EarthButNotFlat
      @EarthButNotFlat Рік тому +3

      @@GoldPrince2468 dawg

    • @GoldPrince2468
      @GoldPrince2468 Рік тому

      @@EarthButNotFlat
      This is my last year on campus and oh god there’s no end to the stained pillows. I’ve been trying to get approval to burn Mt. Waifu but there’s concerns that it’s a biohazard.
      Its existence is a biohazard. I had to donate lost jars to sperm banks and built up a good budget to power wash this whole place.

    • @CrudDeposit
      @CrudDeposit Рік тому

      This is WILD

    • @GoldPrince2468
      @GoldPrince2468 Рік тому

      I’m seeking therapy but at least I got my PhDD.

  • @violinja
    @violinja 3 роки тому +1468

    Prof. Lando covering the seriously important topics

  • @chinchillageneral
    @chinchillageneral 3 роки тому +74

    The funniest thing to me is that this guy is legitimately very smart, he just uses that to explain internet terms

    • @UNOwen-gl8cg
      @UNOwen-gl8cg 2 роки тому +10

      Well somebody has to, otherwise the only credible theorists in these fields are the anons from /a/.

  • @goodsirsepsis8152
    @goodsirsepsis8152 3 роки тому +2411

    Medusas having bad eye sights would make absolutely sense, because gorgons live in caves

    • @matureenough34
      @matureenough34 3 роки тому +39

      Like almost made me choke on my bibem men!

    • @sharpwavethedecepticon6837
      @sharpwavethedecepticon6837 3 роки тому +63

      They would have a good sense of smell and touch. These senses would help gorgons to navigate the cave systems. . .

    • @GlitchedRed
      @GlitchedRed 3 роки тому +56

      @@sharpwavethedecepticon6837 God, having enhanced smell and tremor sense would make adapting to a human society absolute hell.
      Like, ignoring horrid b.o., strong smelling stuff like perfume and even just stuff with mint or spices in it would be a nightmare. Afding the constant shaking and buzzing of human transport, the sudden jolt of vibrating bits in phones/ game controllers, and feeling people walking around you would just make it all super uncomfortable.

    • @LoliLover36669
      @LoliLover36669 3 роки тому +18

      @@GlitchedRed And the worst part is gorgons could easily tell if your doing your lone time business in your own bedroom. The bed's vibration could be felt across the room for a gorgon

    • @KOTO-cod
      @KOTO-cod 3 роки тому +2

      yea

  • @thenewseorarek9625
    @thenewseorarek9625 3 роки тому +853

    "When my girlfriend broke my heart does that mean shes a monster girl"
    That poor guy

  • @SkillSpider1908
    @SkillSpider1908 3 роки тому +167

    "Dying is the hot part"
    - Professor Lando's chat when the spider mommy was on screen
    I love this chat. They know what's up

    • @lunk2569
      @lunk2569 2 роки тому +2

      Bro idk bout you i just wanna cuddle some fluff or rub some scales.
      Dying aint on the table.

    • @walterwallman3566
      @walterwallman3566 2 роки тому +1

      @@lunk2569 same bro, same

  • @turboskarner
    @turboskarner 3 роки тому +1562

    "Youre not realizing how horrific the spider monster girl is" Respectfully professor i dont think you realize how louche your students can be

    • @Tyufvfv
      @Tyufvfv 3 роки тому +100

      Honestly spider girls are high tier just look at Shiro after she becomes a god
      from so im a spider so what… also as any Dark Souls vet will tell you Quelaag and white lady are top tier waifus

    • @milkysanswifeandgirlfriend2480
      @milkysanswifeandgirlfriend2480 3 роки тому +23

      Quelaag is mommy

    • @FlamingNinjaBoi
      @FlamingNinjaBoi 3 роки тому +23

      @@RealLofef Players be wantin' to cure her with their 'special medicine' - what are you not understanding?

    • @ghuttsmckenzie4269
      @ghuttsmckenzie4269 3 роки тому +8

      He underestimates his class.

    • @RyuuRider
      @RyuuRider 3 роки тому +2

      Thank you for this new, beautiful word you've taught me.

  • @mrfunniman1199
    @mrfunniman1199 3 роки тому +1437

    I hope that one day professor Lando is able to make a actual ligma University

    • @liviawannavibe
      @liviawannavibe 3 роки тому +166

      What are you saying, Ligma university is absolutly legit and real and legit

    • @mrfunniman1199
      @mrfunniman1199 3 роки тому +59

      @@liviawannavibe holy shit this is epic

    • @NKillBruh
      @NKillBruh 3 роки тому +50

      it will be a university of culture

    • @Eirikasacredstones
      @Eirikasacredstones 3 роки тому +12

      wHatS lIGma?

    • @goodtimepoke
      @goodtimepoke 3 роки тому +30

      Just saying: Before a college can start accepting students, it needs a degree-granting license. Each state has its own process, but usually you need to submit your university's curriculum to a committee for review. ... Without a license, you're not allowed to advertise your school as a degree-granting institution.
      So we just have to use lies and deception or write the greatest Internet meme university curriculum ever.

  • @insanityrat3063
    @insanityrat3063 3 роки тому +110

    When do we get to the good monster girls like parasites, biblically accurate angels, and omnipresent formless eldritch gods

    • @TheKorenji
      @TheKorenji 3 роки тому +1

      yes.

    • @Cottonmouth255
      @Cottonmouth255 3 роки тому +26

      Give us this sequel Professor, the tapeworm girl growing in my lower intestine has been pestering me for dinner dates.

    • @adonaiwashington2198
      @adonaiwashington2198 3 роки тому +15

      @@Cottonmouth255 oh dear Lord

    • @uncroppedsoop
      @uncroppedsoop Рік тому +7

      I love when a parasite is a sentient character and develops a functional cooperative relationship with their host, like in Venom 2018, so that being a _relationship_ relationship is just the logical conclusion

  • @Viperiol
    @Viperiol 3 роки тому +367

    I would like to make a counterpoint about the slime girl thing.
    Suu very clearly was concious, and understood things later on in the show. She learns very fast.
    She definitely was capable of thought, and understanding. She obviously had a connection with the MC, and made friends.
    I think Suu is absolutely top tier. Cute, lovable, LoveING, and capable of very accelerated learning.

    • @snowboundwhale6860
      @snowboundwhale6860 3 роки тому +62

      Also wasn't she literally capable of telepathy provided she's touching the person she's communicating with? Despite the common take, MonMu slimes didn't actually seem that unintelligent, our main example just started off basically feral

    • @maodebo3301
      @maodebo3301 3 роки тому +19

      Also doesnt she become smarter if she drinks specific water? Its been a long time since I've last read the manga.

    • @plusarik8879
      @plusarik8879 3 роки тому +65

      Is it theorized that with proper teaching and time a slime could become very much a genius, as most show feral behavior due to the usually known "monkey see, monkey do" method of learning (which in turn explains suu more lascivious tendencies when taking her household in mind).
      Even then the diet also influences this intelligence growth, as we have seen in the manga and anime that certain interactions with her body change her demeanor, poisonous food get her to be more aggressive and loose lipped, and in the sauna chapter in the manga you notice she became crazy smart due to the mineral baths (she was making kurusu taxes ffs)
      So in short, i think slimes are the ultimate lifeform in terms of monster waifu

    • @maodebo3301
      @maodebo3301 3 роки тому +2

      @@plusarik8879 same

    • @elizabethenglish5812
      @elizabethenglish5812 3 роки тому +10

      YESSSS THIS IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!! FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS!

  • @T2ThAdAwG
    @T2ThAdAwG 3 роки тому +745

    This course was so good I actually failed it last semester just to take it again

  • @kazuma7069
    @kazuma7069 3 роки тому +676

    Hear me out. Teaching a slime girl about emotions and see as your slimegirl waifu progressively becomes more human and you guys become a genuinely loving couple, knowing it was you who made it this way.

    • @flamestarter231
      @flamestarter231 3 роки тому +137

      Grooming?

    • @fishbuckethat
      @fishbuckethat 3 роки тому +32

      Takes too much effort and patience! Mid

    • @myapika5529
      @myapika5529 3 роки тому +29

      Takes too much effort and patience, besides the high probability of failure, mid to low

    • @kyng_spade
      @kyng_spade 3 роки тому +50

      Kinda sounds like grooming to me chief. 🤣🤣

    • @Uberkilltoecheese
      @Uberkilltoecheese 3 роки тому +12

      @@flamestarter231 and?

  • @CadenGeer
    @CadenGeer 3 роки тому +242

    Remember guys, this is just the first semester. 2nd semester is when we're introduced to the classical Monster Girl sources, Monster Girl Quest and The Monster Girl Encyclopedia.

    • @giustignardolachenotti958
      @giustignardolachenotti958 3 роки тому +11

      I'm looking forward to seeing in lesson the true monstrosities of Part III

    • @plusarik8879
      @plusarik8879 3 роки тому +10

      I just hope the second half of the term goes into other depictions like the monster doctor or on the other side of the spectrum, the reviewers

    • @Tyufvfv
      @Tyufvfv 3 роки тому +3

      Don’t forget interspecies reviewers

    • @plusarik8879
      @plusarik8879 3 роки тому +3

      @@Tyufvfv that's why I said the reviewers, i didn't remember the full name

    • @ashendude3394
      @ashendude3394 3 роки тому

      @@Tyufvfv shit, I haven't studied yet. Interspecies review report is due tomorrow.

  • @mihininja
    @mihininja 3 роки тому +238

    These videos are fucking legendary, I'm just waiting for the day he hosts irl lectures in front of thousands.

    • @Themasterjtg
      @Themasterjtg 3 роки тому +5

      He deserves it for how professionally he holds his classes every day

    • @gsuhz41
      @gsuhz41 3 роки тому

      Survival

  • @clintbeastwood5116
    @clintbeastwood5116 3 роки тому +8

    I love how quickly your channel is blowing up, professor. I attended the first lecture uploaded here and I'm amazed and inspired by the increase in fellow scholars.

  • @contradictinghypocrite3284
    @contradictinghypocrite3284 3 роки тому +592

    What got me was "I talk about moster girl waifu; wiafu, not fleshlight", but what killed me was that the "human girl" is the ultimate "monster girl" 🤣

    • @mivapusa
      @mivapusa 3 роки тому +8

      Indeed, though here the monster parts are usually on the inside

  • @spyrospycrab1815
    @spyrospycrab1815 3 роки тому +286

    The required textbook for this course is the Monster Encyclopedia.

    • @et1033
      @et1033 3 роки тому +3

      Fuck yeah dude

    • @dor748
      @dor748 3 роки тому

      Never gonna need a laptop again.

  • @originlostborn369
    @originlostborn369 3 роки тому +18

    Love how he references Monster Girl Encyclopedia like it’s nothing

  • @Crakinator
    @Crakinator 3 роки тому +160

    I like how he labeled the cladogram at the start "Vertebrates" and made sure to add a bone to the primordial soup of all life, but didn't change the crab.

    • @DarcelineFarce
      @DarcelineFarce 3 роки тому +27

      Everything keeps evolving into crabs

    • @anacondacomplex
      @anacondacomplex 3 роки тому +9

      Even vertebrates would lose their bones just to become crabs

    • @dappershinx9234
      @dappershinx9234 3 роки тому +6

      The man can only have so many degrees, biology wasn't one of them

    • @boberttheboss8990
      @boberttheboss8990 3 роки тому +2

      there is only one step
      and it is crab

  • @nosidenoside2458
    @nosidenoside2458 3 роки тому +328

    Notes on the mermaid: Fish are slimy, they make mucus from their skin; this has antibacterial properties. You could do things with the mucus. They could likely use crutches and some sort of false foot to walk around. Also, the mucus makes the skin of a fish smooth and you can feel the muscle and stuff under it, that would be hot. They would likely be very dependent on where you lived, and would need some sort of full body swimsuit to swim in freshwater if they're an ocean fish, or vice versa, or for dirty water. Depictions of them also vary wildly, with some having a sort of human ass with fused together legs. there's also how beautiful they could be, just their scales, maybe a deep green.

    • @abrahamwijaya6631
      @abrahamwijaya6631 3 роки тому +13

      Could this man is one of my people @Noside Noside

    • @diegorodriguez-fl5kp
      @diegorodriguez-fl5kp 3 роки тому +11

      Ah yes a very cultured fellow, i made mi own counter argument about harpys and briefly mentioned some of the point you made here bout mermaids as well

    • @zzzlulzzz5080
      @zzzlulzzz5080 3 роки тому +2

      You mean "lube?"

    • @thelordofthelostbraincells
      @thelordofthelostbraincells 2 роки тому +4

      @@zzzlulzzz5080 "fish lube" is something I never thought I would ever hear.

  • @Outuition
    @Outuition 3 роки тому +21

    Professor I have a lecture request/recommendation. Could you do a lecture on cringe? The concept of what is cringe, what makes something cringe worthy, etc. This would be a broad concept to cover but could be fruitful supplemental information to understand the cross section of many of these niche sub cultures.

  • @MrJjk1000
    @MrJjk1000 3 роки тому +174

    I can feel a new wrinkle form on my brain for every second this man speaks, truly astounding.

  • @zerkker6096
    @zerkker6096 3 роки тому +51

    The fact that I recognize Monster Musume characters without fail is a thought that has haunted me for years.

  • @hrpang
    @hrpang 3 роки тому +182

    Personally, as much as it is basically fanservice stuff, they had absolutely no reason to map out their biology, behaviour and culture when they made them.
    My hope is to one day have a Monster Musume and Monster Girl Doctor crossover.

    • @antifurro7065
      @antifurro7065 3 роки тому +4

      one series takes place in a fantasy world and the other takes place in the modern world so a crossover is impossible

    • @Sabotai2
      @Sabotai2 3 роки тому +8

      @@antifurro7065 G. A. T. E. disagrees

    • @thelordofthelostbraincells
      @thelordofthelostbraincells 2 роки тому

      @@Sabotai2 well, they're not gate

    • @gameman3981
      @gameman3981 2 роки тому +1

      I know that this is random but:
      Monster Musume was actually based on a hentai made by Monster Musume's creator and honestly said hentai is super-wholesome.

    • @kin4386
      @kin4386 Рік тому +1

      That's what I like about it. It's an echi fanservice first, but I genuinely appreciate how much effort went into the cultural and biological aspects of the Monsters. It's actually pretty interesting.

  • @BasedBuffet
    @BasedBuffet 3 роки тому +355

    Professor will you also be teaching the “Mommy Monday” and “Tomboy Tuesday ” class?

    • @Blama_
      @Blama_ 3 роки тому +11

      *MOMMY MONDAYS MARSTON!!!*

    • @Kot-su3zl
      @Kot-su3zl 3 роки тому +20

      FEMBOY FRIDAY

    • @BasedBuffet
      @BasedBuffet 3 роки тому +4

      @@Kot-su3zl I NEED IT!!

    • @Cheeseyer
      @Cheeseyer 3 роки тому

      Thrusty Thursday, Women Wednesday

  • @HanMestov
    @HanMestov 3 роки тому +321

    Glad to be able to visit this wonderful campus, with such great professors and students

  • @lamtungbenny6214
    @lamtungbenny6214 4 місяці тому +1

    One thing I admire him is that he's able to dive into things that are kind of absurd and make straightforward brainstorm and discussions about it, which I think is hilarious and amazing at the same time, good job Professor, get that 1M subs before 2025

  • @happyhattergamer8078
    @happyhattergamer8078 3 роки тому +78

    Professor Lando: Talks about monster girl.
    Me, with my sister looking over my shoulder: *I'm studying for a test, sis!*

  • @SaintAnger-01
    @SaintAnger-01 3 роки тому +44

    “By the end of the night, I wanna look like a parachute, that has been deployed.”
    -Professor Lando

  • @luxured8999
    @luxured8999 3 роки тому +37

    I love how he didn’t erase the “tail” until he moved to the next subject

    • @adonaiwashington2198
      @adonaiwashington2198 3 роки тому +1

      Bet he wanted that butt plug...I mean tail to sink in our minds

  • @jauda3245
    @jauda3245 3 роки тому +392

    "if monster musume is required reading i've already finished it" amen

    • @nisc2001
      @nisc2001 3 роки тому +17

      oh yo! that was me!

    • @yourlocalcarguy6209
      @yourlocalcarguy6209 3 роки тому

      Yes

    • @jhunmaryunzal3517
      @jhunmaryunzal3517 3 роки тому +1

      Lol remember the farm arc. So funny to me.

    • @cye2310
      @cye2310 3 роки тому +10

      Yeah, it's echii I know but it's educational too, and really solidifying my love for slime girls especially Suu. They can change how they look, impersonate people, detect poison, collect water and drink from her, different variety with different personalities, and slimy.

    • @marieisthebestsquidsister
      @marieisthebestsquidsister 3 роки тому +1

      @@cye2310 A man of culture i see

  • @arandomweeb1890
    @arandomweeb1890 3 роки тому +136

    I'm so glad that Professor Lando always uploads during my break time at school so I can watch him and get an actual education

  • @jaydubbzit3551
    @jaydubbzit3551 3 роки тому +5

    "Stealing... Your heart 😟"
    LMFAO! I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Absolutely perfect delivery.

  • @ZanraiKid
    @ZanraiKid 3 роки тому +1213

    A note regarding mermaids in general. Certainly, modern interpretations of the mermaid have them as demure and incapable of surviving on land without the aid of humans. Historical accounts would beg to differ, certainly. Mermaids and sirens are similar in both nature and physiology, and sirens are slept on mid-tier. In addition, mermaids, much like lamia, have variations in regards to the species of creature the animalistic/monstrous half exhibits. Ergo, I put forward that while mermaids are low tier, shark and dolphin mermaids are in fact top tier. Why?
    Sharks, dom tomboys of the ocean that can be antisocial but given the right circumstances will treat you as a friend and put you in a chokehold daily.
    Dolphins, yanderes of the ocean. They inspire such beautiful prose and are near humanistic in intelligence. Yet, they are aggressively territorial and the moment you actually do the do... that pussy jelly. Sheeeeesh.

    • @SahnigReingeloetet
      @SahnigReingeloetet 3 роки тому +46

      Preach

    • @noneofyourbusiness2854
      @noneofyourbusiness2854 3 роки тому +71

      *holy shit-*

    • @wyattpatton1180
      @wyattpatton1180 3 роки тому +76

      Interesting. This will defenently have to go into my research notes for the future.

    • @djpigeon9140
      @djpigeon9140 3 роки тому +81

      Oh that's right dolphins have that jelly that can actually make you bust CONTINUALLY until you die

    • @terrified057t4
      @terrified057t4 3 роки тому +40

      Orca girls: don't touch them. you will die.

  • @Profussy
    @Profussy  3 роки тому +67

    Thanks for watching and studying up, students! There was a lot more I was unable to cover, so please expect more Monster Girl Material in the future.
    Please let me know what other topics you want to learn about in the comments!
    Thank you all again for your continued enthusiasm for knowledge - I'm shocked at how quickly our school has grown. I'll do my best to meet those expectations!

    • @user-nc7jt7fi3u
      @user-nc7jt7fi3u 3 роки тому

      AB/DL

    • @dakotahondalock5621
      @dakotahondalock5621 3 роки тому +2

      ‘Twas a pleasure

    • @jaddelarosa6643
      @jaddelarosa6643 3 роки тому +1

      Can't wait for next lesson.

    • @gorcshurut4934
      @gorcshurut4934 3 роки тому +4

      I greatly appreciate how you opened my eyes to the glory of Centaur girls, Professor.
      But I do have to voice my issue, which is that Slimes, as Ditto-like they may start, they learn incredibly fast, so they will probably go Oppenheimer on you in a matter of Weeks. I also experienced a disturbing lack of Kobolds in this lecture. Please adjust the curriculum, Professor.

    • @VkklVkkl
      @VkklVkkl 3 роки тому

      Professor, what will our next lesson be?

  • @mistermoon9305
    @mistermoon9305 3 роки тому +85

    “Harpies are the worst”
    HERESY! Imagine how nice it’d be nice to hug them though

    • @iamacatperson7226
      @iamacatperson7226 3 роки тому +6

      I imagine it would be very nice

    • @TheKorenji
      @TheKorenji 3 роки тому +18

      being embraced by their wings would most likely give you a feeling of being protected

    • @iamacatperson7226
      @iamacatperson7226 3 роки тому +6

      @@TheKorenji I agree

    • @dor748
      @dor748 3 роки тому +7

      Harpies are top tier in my opinion.

    • @iconofthicc6086
      @iconofthicc6086 Рік тому +1

      harpies likely have hollow bones, hug them too hard and their spine breaks

  • @Cr4bc4kes
    @Cr4bc4kes 3 роки тому +61

    It's amazing how, even in the introductory classes, the importance of the Lamia in monster girl history is emphasized. How Alice incepted the population of weebs a decade ago to create the monster girl boom of the mid to late 2010's is just insane.

  • @BioMatic2
    @BioMatic2 3 роки тому +73

    It killed my soul when he putted crabs under vertebrates
    Also the problem with the centaurs is there is often quite a distance between the injection point and the air bags making it dificult for dual interaction.
    Edit: also mizone is the master of the craft

    • @lemonlupinreuben5362
      @lemonlupinreuben5362 3 роки тому +2

      A master professor in this field

    • @argentum1738
      @argentum1738 3 роки тому +1

      What if they had horse mammaries (which would be located near the horse's hindquaters)?

    • @Eagle3302PL
      @Eagle3302PL 3 роки тому +2

      @@argentum1738 Ideally they have both.

  • @blokvader8283
    @blokvader8283 3 роки тому +18

    When this mans started talking about the Orc girl, the amount of "DEATH!... by Snu Snu!" comments are amazing

  • @peytongonzaga7109
    @peytongonzaga7109 3 роки тому +373

    Who else really needed this lesson? I'm glad to be attending Ligma U.

    • @Shizzy5321
      @Shizzy5321 3 роки тому +10

      Aren't we all?

    • @Beast_Of_Madness
      @Beast_Of_Madness 3 роки тому +11

      My parents are so proud I got accepted.

    • @CertifiedHuntingHornNoob
      @CertifiedHuntingHornNoob 3 роки тому +3

      @one person Nya~

    • @malakai_adam
      @malakai_adam 3 роки тому +4

      Yes I failed this portion of the ACT in highschool so I needed the refresher

    • @ScumDogMF
      @ScumDogMF 3 роки тому +1

      Wouldn't it be better as University of Ligma?

  • @williamkeith9865
    @williamkeith9865 3 роки тому +27

    This is easily some of the funniest and most entertaining original content in a while.

  • @bane2201
    @bane2201 3 роки тому

    Wow, just realized you gained 300K subs in under a week. Good job winning the YT recommendation lottery! Glad you did, you deserve it.

  • @altrivotzck6565
    @altrivotzck6565 3 роки тому +81

    Something I think is interesting that I often notice when looking at monster girl tier lists is that there are three monster girl types that are almost always at the top. Two of these are expected: succubus girls & slime girls. But there is a third, less expected type: Ghost girls. I love ghost girls, but it's interesting to see that most other people do, too.
    I guess the common thing about these is that even even for people who don't like other monster girls (centaurs, lamias, arachnes) that much, they can often appreciate these three.
    According to that logic, you might expect elf girls to be up there, too, and for many people they are, but for people who like other monstergirls, elf girls aren't usually rated that highly, because they are barely different from humans.

    • @ldobehardcore
      @ldobehardcore 3 роки тому +10

      That slimes are so popular shows how most people are "mouth thinkers". Slimes as a class suffer from low intelligence. That combined with the fact that slimes also are nearly impossible to contain means that your fuck buddy you keep on the dl is gonna ooze out in front of company.

    • @jooot_6850
      @jooot_6850 3 роки тому +11

      Wouldn't call elves monsters in my book. They are too humanoid to be called that

  • @nichardrixon3427
    @nichardrixon3427 3 роки тому +47

    The twitch chat is just a little cherry on top that makes this the perfect package

  • @Sourcelighteer
    @Sourcelighteer Рік тому +1

    "A parachute that'd been deployed" Holy shit a Laughed out loud so hard

  • @PoPFopskyX3
    @PoPFopskyX3 3 роки тому +139

    i also would like to add, slime often are depicted as these unicelular beings that consume every organic matter it envelops much like a cell does, a Gigantic colonic composed of a single sentient or non-sentient single cell organism
    this could be applied to the slime girl in a sense where, during coitus, if she has that blank stare towards its fleshy partner, she could be very much concentrating to not digest him.
    (also, sorry if my english isn just plain terrible)

    • @jasojaso1146
      @jasojaso1146 3 роки тому +7

      Good point

    • @asierx7047
      @asierx7047 Рік тому +1

      They are also depicted as being incredibly acidic to the point they can corrode metal, so i would rather not engage in physical contact

    • @elhornio5408
      @elhornio5408 Рік тому +3

      So if I fall onto her while she is eating does that mean that I get partly eaten

    • @nocursewm2938
      @nocursewm2938 Рік тому +7

      Actually, Bob in Monsters vs Aliens, kinda made me wonder about this. He absorbed people into his body without even beginning to digest them. But when he was fed food like ham it began to digest immediately.

  • @altrivotzck6565
    @altrivotzck6565 3 роки тому +384

    It's kinda weird that he noticed that Medusa was a specific character, but not that Echidna was, too. Sounds like he needs to study mythology a bit more.
    Echidna isn't just a more scaly lamia, she is the primodial monstergirl. In greek myth, she is the mother of most other monsters, and in many "stories" involving echinda, they make use of this idea (even though in actual greek myth, echidna is definitely not the first monster) (a good example is 212640, and it has like 10 sequels)
    Also, "melusines" in actual myth are more of a mermaid spirit thing than winged lamias.

    • @kanashi333
      @kanashi333 3 роки тому +16

      thank you for saying that, I was a bit disappointed watching this lesson

    • @Sogekoi
      @Sogekoi 3 роки тому +31

      @@kanashi333 I don’t know why you’re expecting perfection on this channel of all things

    • @evanmontague9456
      @evanmontague9456 3 роки тому +1

      69th like lol

    • @Bighomie39
      @Bighomie39 3 роки тому +10

      Knuckles invented monster girls?

    • @thefunnyaerialman
      @thefunnyaerialman 3 роки тому +2

      @@Bighomie39 *"oh no"*

  • @awesomesmileyguy
    @awesomesmileyguy 3 роки тому +9

    "What monster girl is the best waifu?"
    Yeti: Allow me to introduce myself

  • @mylesobrien7477
    @mylesobrien7477 3 роки тому +135

    As a monster girl biology major I mostly study the centaur species. It's a passion of mine.

    • @aSentientPickle
      @aSentientPickle 3 роки тому +24

      as the ultimate virgin I am not allowed to interact with women of any kind

    • @AznJsn82091
      @AznJsn82091 3 роки тому +2

      I can't wait to read your paper on it

    • @plushytv5295
      @plushytv5295 3 роки тому

      As a professional in Monster Girl Biology, I am working to craft a Theorem about Monster Girl species through book form.

    • @gregorym1190
      @gregorym1190 3 роки тому

      Glad to see someone in the same field of study

    • @MonkeyDLuffy-fd2dn
      @MonkeyDLuffy-fd2dn 3 роки тому

      futa or non futa....or both?

  • @teaganpatel3790
    @teaganpatel3790 3 роки тому +236

    "My favorite, the centaur"
    "Harpy is bottom tier; Birds are gross!"
    Bruh have you ever seen a fuckin' horse?

    • @abrahamwijaya6631
      @abrahamwijaya6631 3 роки тому +32

      The reason female centaur like him is Because his PP to them is shota size... Basically he will get an Ara Ara centaur

    • @randomgy679
      @randomgy679 3 роки тому +20

      Dude the point is he wants to be fuckin a horse

    • @taloscal
      @taloscal 3 роки тому +27

      @@abrahamwijaya6631 in that case wouldn't he love the arachne then, female spiders are always huge compared to males so it makes sense that they'd all have a mommy energy or be full on shotacons.

    • @MrKilleralien
      @MrKilleralien 3 роки тому +2

      True if you think of an Ara Ara Situation Arachne are perfect especially by binding others against their will, but he would probably not want that but tries to tell that he got something that pleases a centaur. Also if he would be directly going for Centrea his child would be easy to take care (explanation = Spoiler)

  • @jiggy247bp8
    @jiggy247bp8 Рік тому +1

    I love how the professor's explanation of the Cladogram just fell apart more and more as he was explaining it

  • @probablychuuni
    @probablychuuni 3 роки тому +296

    This might be for a higher level course but what's the professor's take on ishizoku reviewers and monster girl quest as course materials?

    • @Gracynvh
      @Gracynvh 3 роки тому +2

      I love reading ishizoku reviewers ^.^

    • @chillax319
      @chillax319 3 роки тому +3

      Interspecies Reviewers are a great way to, in comedic format, explore such weird ideas.

    • @anthonyrios2311
      @anthonyrios2311 3 роки тому +1

      Favorite anime of 2020

  • @dewotm8
    @dewotm8 3 роки тому +98

    Sence this is my major here is my homework on my favorite monster girl species:
    “Why dragon girls are my favorite.” by an anonymous viewer:
    Point #1:
    Kiryu coco and zentreya.
    Point #1.5:
    Dragon girls have Variety;
    Now for me on the scale I’m about a 2 but dragon girls have more variety on the scale, from anime only wings, tail, and horns to Dragonborn from dnd.
    Point 2:
    Dragon girls are fairly warm so when spoonin it should be pretty nice.
    they are cold blooded aswell so they will actively seek out heat.
    Point 3:
    ITS A DANG DRAGON!!!
    I’m most media dragon girls have two forms
    From humanoid to literal dragon, IMAGINE FLYING ON THE BACK OF A DRAGON EVERY DAY TO WORK!!!
    However in my research I have discovered some cons:
    Con 1(if you see that as a con): very positive:
    If one was very close to a dragon girl they might be considered it’s treasure, and the it will act very positive over you.
    Con number 2: massive apatite:
    Self explanatory.
    Con number 3: can sometimes set things on fire by mistake:
    Sometimes a little fire can slip out so you might want to keep a fire extinguisher on stand by.
    And that concludes my presentation on my favorite monster girl species.

    • @adriaanschoombie8573
      @adriaanschoombie8573 3 роки тому +3

      You are very wize. Dragon girls are indeed the best.

    • @cyclone141
      @cyclone141 3 роки тому +3

      I agree. Dragon girls are easily the best

    • @adam-ft2ny
      @adam-ft2ny 3 роки тому +3

      you forgot that dragon girls are cold blooded, meaning that they need constant sources of heat.

    • @dewotm8
      @dewotm8 3 роки тому +3

      @@adam-ft2ny fixed it my dude!

    • @araara-baelz2ndapostleshol83
      @araara-baelz2ndapostleshol83 3 роки тому +4

      Hey, another fellow Cultured Lad! Noice taste you got there

  • @starfruittherainwing9018
    @starfruittherainwing9018 3 роки тому

    This is my new favorite channel on this platform

  • @howardmurphy8019
    @howardmurphy8019 3 роки тому +64

    As a monster girl enjoyer myself, you really got me with that ending.

  • @shork_vt
    @shork_vt 3 роки тому +14

    Im legit just impressed by his art skills. Plus the lecture was the best course ive ever taken lol

  • @fishpog7685
    @fishpog7685 2 роки тому +1

    I absolutely will not stand for this slime girl slander, my lawyers will be in touch shortly.

  • @Tipsy_Turby
    @Tipsy_Turby 3 роки тому +62

    We literally went from frogs, and fish to cat boys. lmao
    Albert Eisenstein would approve.

  • @thanewolf740
    @thanewolf740 3 роки тому +178

    Monster girls media wasn't built in a day, the people of interesting tastes begun to have likings to bunny girls, cow girls, and cat girls. Then slowly many begun exploring the possibility of creating monster girls from real animals such as dogs, wolves, and foxs.but i believe back then they aren't really considered monster girls it was only when rise of monster girls based on mythical, legends, and fictional creatures that the term of monster girls begun to surface.
    This is how I think what happened

    • @DreemingOfU
      @DreemingOfU 3 роки тому +1

      Dang, and the only voice I could read this in was the Storyteller's.
      Needless to say, it fits in perfectly.

    • @inevitablesound7465
      @inevitablesound7465 3 роки тому +2

      Bunny girls are b- tier, cow girls S tier, catgirls A tier, dog girls A tier (korone is ss tier though), wolves are A tier, foxes are A+ tier [+ and - indicate place within the tier]. Goblin girls are a solid B tier, mantis girls are b-(they’re pretty cool until they suddenly starting eating you alive headfirst), druids are A-, and I mostly agree with professor about the ones mentioned in the video.

    • @ellisaustinpalacay2799
      @ellisaustinpalacay2799 3 роки тому +2

      Insect girls are god tier, no question

    • @inevitablesound7465
      @inevitablesound7465 3 роки тому +3

      @@ellisaustinpalacay2799 kind of depends on the insect. Bee girls are great, but I’m usually not the biggest fan of centipede girls. I do agree that most insects are great though

    • @SpartanChief17C
      @SpartanChief17C 3 роки тому +1

      @@inevitablesound7465 keep in mind, there is one wolf girl who is SS tier:
      Holo. Best waifu. End of story.

  • @Qthegrouch7033
    @Qthegrouch7033 3 роки тому +2

    “Echidna”
    My mind “Knock knock it’s knuckles”

  • @sr71sr71
    @sr71sr71 3 роки тому +18

    "Theres a single bone in the soup, or something"
    I dont know why, but I just bust out laughing at that line alone

  • @CodinskiSchwartzando
    @CodinskiSchwartzando 3 роки тому +53

    Before Mon Musume, Rosario+Vampire was easily the best reference for monster girls. However, the key difference between Mon Mu and R+V is that the girls in Mon Mu are mostly human/furry hybrids (lamia, centaur, harpy, etc.), whereas the girls in R+V are moreso human adjacent (vampires, succubi, yuki onna, etc.)

  • @bobuxman1434
    @bobuxman1434 Рік тому +2

    Thanks professor
    **opens incognito tab**

  • @InquisitorShepard
    @InquisitorShepard 3 роки тому +27

    It's actually a mistranslation. Looking at a medusa doesn't make you turn in to stone, looking at a medusa makes you rock hard.

  • @xemnasxiii3992
    @xemnasxiii3992 3 роки тому +55

    This entire video: very based
    The end: We've been tricked we've been backstabbed and we've been quite possibly bamboozled lmao
    Great video

  • @Jesus8998
    @Jesus8998 3 роки тому +10

    "Let's just say there's a bone in the soup..."
    Ah yes, single-boned organisms, of course...

  • @snea3291
    @snea3291 3 роки тому +8

    The fact that he keeps a straight face the whole time is the best part

  • @o_o-037
    @o_o-037 3 роки тому +38

    *FUN FACT:* Mermaids aren't actually part fish, but are actually sea mammals.
    Mammals are the ONLY creatures to feed their young with milk. Mermaids have breasts, which means they produce milk, and are thus mammals.
    A Fish would flap its vertical tail from side-to-side to propel itself forward, a Sea Mammal would flap its horizontal tail up & down.
    A Mermaid flapping her body from side-to-side would look weird, so they're clearly mammals.

    • @MrKilleralien
      @MrKilleralien 3 роки тому

      just throwing dove milk into the ring , but otherwise it would be a good point to say that every monster girl would be a mammal in that view. That goes on with other points like warmblooded and sexual intercourse.

  • @redsoldier6828
    @redsoldier6828 3 роки тому +1

    This video has gone into my recommended about 15 times and I’ve finally caved into watching it

  • @matsmax9272
    @matsmax9272 3 роки тому +28

    Have you read up on "The monster girl encyclopedia"? I feel like it is a resources that would be essential in this discussion since it is the source material of many of the more popular monster girl media.

    • @atomicspartan131
      @atomicspartan131 3 роки тому +2

      The one by Kenkou Cross? He had it up on the board for a bit. Can confirm, it is very informative

    • @vastanowinters3934
      @vastanowinters3934 3 роки тому

      @@atomicspartan131 The individual entries of Monster Girls are good. However it's such a shame that plot based lores are inconsistent.

  • @mc.gemstone
    @mc.gemstone 3 роки тому +251

    Jokes and goofs aside. If there was an actual class that taught about it, I would probably be pretty good at it I just love monster girls or just overall monsters and mythology. It is just fun to learn about and I have been fascinated by them for as long as I can remember. Where it being monsters or monsters girls or anything in between I think they're all pretty cool and neat. c:

    • @mrrey3481
      @mrrey3481 3 роки тому +8

      Can you be...One of my people?

    • @shade8608
      @shade8608 3 роки тому +5

      Yeah. It DEFINITELY IS interesting. Too bad beings like THESE, live ONLY in our imaginations. Not in corporeal REALITY. AKA, The reality in which we LIVE. Though, I DO recall something about there being SCPs, and 1 of them, was SCP-166, "The Teenage Succubus". She was raised in a church in England, til she was discovered, and was SUPPOSEDLY shipped overseas to the US, cuz, there is an ENTIRE SECRETIVE BRANCH of power, that reports directly to the President, and SUPPOSEDLY, they help secure, contain, and protect US from the various anomalies that appear, as well as protect THEM, from being wiped out, and ultimately destroyed by our hands.
      She is HALF-human. Meaning, her TOP HALF, is human, her BOTTOM half, is that of something like a goat. She has 2 goat-like legs. She was SUPPOSEDLY, the daughter of an Agent Clef, who works for the SCP Foundation, and a being, only known as "The Goddess", or "Mother Nature". SCPs are all, generally, weird as f@#$. SOME are incredibly LETHAL, but, SCPs like HER, are supposedly NON-lethal. I mean, her power, is that she can cause plant life, to GROW OUT OF ANYTHING that ain't natural. Meaning, phones, computers, and anything ELSE that is tech-based. Anything that ACTUALLY requires power to operate.
      By US, I mean the entire f@#$ing WORLD. As in, ALL of humanity.

    • @lilybalani2973
      @lilybalani2973 3 роки тому +1

      Oh that's the new version of her I like the old version better though since it had a better storyline and more connections with a certain Someone

    • @s-tXeno
      @s-tXeno 2 роки тому +1

      @@shade8608 scps aren’t real…

    • @edmundoandrade5113
      @edmundoandrade5113 Рік тому +2

      Nerd 🤓👆

  • @thesnortfort
    @thesnortfort 3 роки тому +3

    I love how crazy chat went when he mentioned the human girl

  • @WillyWillow
    @WillyWillow 3 роки тому +11

    "I'm tryna look like a parachute that's been deployed" I was not prepared for that line dawg

  • @martiddy
    @martiddy 3 роки тому +6

    8:48 "You can literally ride her... In two different ways" lmao!

  • @flamegamer1291
    @flamegamer1291 Рік тому +1

    Professor Lando got that nice Kira Yoshikage tie

  • @yiggieyheese1096
    @yiggieyheese1096 3 роки тому +12

    I’m gonna be painfully honest I have learned more from professor lando than I have in all my time in school from preschool to graduation.

  • @abysmal5599
    @abysmal5599 3 роки тому +5

    Professor Lando has found THE perfect niche for UA-cam content. Keep it up king!

  • @ScorpionStrike7
    @ScorpionStrike7 2 роки тому

    This is one of the greatest sessions I’ve ever witnessed!

  • @dontaskquestions8721
    @dontaskquestions8721 3 роки тому +46

    Dimetresque isn't a monster girl she's just a human, but vampiric. She's the same person as she was as a human, but now she Chug Jugs Blood wine.

    • @iang7244
      @iang7244 3 роки тому +5

      She's 9'8, can extend claws, super strength and can literally transform into some fucked up dragon beast thing.
      How is this not a monster girl?

    • @alexgrubb1057
      @alexgrubb1057 3 роки тому

      I won’t.

    • @zeph769
      @zeph769 3 роки тому +10

      @@iang7244 She can be both a 'monster' and a 'girl', but that doesn't mean she's a full monster girl

  • @rhett6946
    @rhett6946 3 роки тому +12

    Glad to see how popular Prof. Lando has become recently, his classes are really something else!
    Oh btw best monstergirl is Polt/Kobolds

  • @thenutofspardavergil8501
    @thenutofspardavergil8501 3 роки тому +3

    literally this has served me more in life than what they have taught me in school

  • @afatherfigure7340
    @afatherfigure7340 3 роки тому +64

    Finally, a course made for cultured individuals such as myself.

    • @OkitaSoujiFGO
      @OkitaSoujiFGO 3 роки тому +6

      father is that you
      did you finally buy the milk

    • @jadenjohnson3929
      @jadenjohnson3929 3 роки тому

      Whitebeard…why aren’t you in Heaven with Roger????

  • @mangofarmer15
    @mangofarmer15 3 роки тому +11

    If it wasn’t for professor Lando I would never have gotten my PhD in Hentology

  • @DEFC0NZER0
    @DEFC0NZER0 3 роки тому +2

    Lando: *says Lämia/Laemia*
    Also Lando: *writes Lamia*

  • @Nightmare_KatsuVT
    @Nightmare_KatsuVT 3 роки тому +7

    I came, i watched... and i now feel more educated on the amazing species that is Monster Girls. Thanks for that amazing lesson Lando.