Jedi Realist - CeWEBrity Profile - Tosh.0
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- Опубліковано 12 вер 2024
- Daniel crosses lightsabers with a man who follows the Jedi Code in his everyday life.
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He wasn’t picking up trash he was collecting cigarette butts to smoke.
"From time to time.."
😂
lol, thats exactly what I said to my girl when we were watching this.
And he wasn't putting stuff in the trash he was looking for food
I was upset the first time I read this but it’s probably true
Oh course he's in Portland
@NormanRockswell Wish TOsh incorporated something like that into the bit, like have some Mandalorian-American Proud Boys show up in American Flag colored BobaFett costumes in line, and then just a bunch of black clad loons charge at them and Tosh doesn't know which ones are the bad guys. LOL
@CreateSCUM you realize that this is a quit old bit, when Portland was just a regular city with more or less regular idiots?
Ha, I said the exact same thing.
Portland resident here, this place is disgusting. Leaving in 3 months.
Lives in Portland. Lives in a basement. Thinks he’s a jedi........ sounds right
Well he’s a lot friendlier than most of those Portlanders.
Antifas leader
Laugh my dick off
@@alexklein9937 really? He's as charismatic as a hemorrhoid.
@@bdan6954 he’s not throwing bricks through moms and pop shoppes windows ……
"ok lets just say you're single" lol
Tosh: “Miss Piggy and Yoda sound a lot a alike.”
Jedi: “aren’t they voiced by the same person? Frank Oz.”
Tosh: “Yeah...”🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Do you want any death sticks?"
Him "hello there"
I’m seriously thinking about giving him the leading Jedi role in my next Star Wars movie.then I will put him back in the dumpster
That background whistle😂😂😂
I wonder if this guy is still happy that George Lucas is no longer in charge of the star wars movies after the last 3
XD wondering the exact same thing
Honestly that dude is a straight G.
true
But Star Wars is so progressive now. George would want that in 2021.
Honestly that dude is a straight G.
I completely agree. I fucking love this dude.
If G stands for garbage maybe.
More like adobe wan kenobi.
Crimson 38 ah hahaha haha 🤣
THAT “WADDLE” though!!!!
Mark the time.
I laughed for a long time at Tosh's rainbow lightwhip. Then started to think how friggin cool would it be to see someone wield a lightwhip??
I think it was a lightlimp. Or a limpsaber. The entire video was just one long penis joke (pun intended).
"I've been here in Portland Oregon"
Say no more
And even he has a fiance... fml
had*
@@tyffaneelavely8087 that dont make it better
This dingus ‘one upped’ Tosh with the Frank Oz info, and then said he bangs for 3 hours? It’s a crazy world we live in.
Wanna bet he's counting the foreplay into that equation? Haha
@@katyungodly He straight up said penetration. So apparently not lol. The Jedi way is tell sophomoric lies
The moment when you realize the Jedi Realist lives across the street from you in his car....lmfao
@Adam Damn, excuse me for being excited lmao.
The flaccid light sabre 😂
I had my religion placed as Jedi on my dog tags in the Corps when I was in Okinawa as a joke. This guy took it to another level
9th ESB! ❤
"A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away" from this guy's bedroom
My brother is a real Jedi, he invented the hand gesture and saying, "CONFUSION" in deadpan tone. "What?"
Works every time.
BruHHHH!🤣😅😂😂😂.....this episode is straight up "I Am GROOT" work!!👍🏾✊🏾
If you can go 3hrs theirs either something wrong or that's really telling of his fiance/gf.
I'm with Tosh on that one. Who the hell would want to lol
@@nobodyspecial6513 Not me. Be raw as all hell. End up not being able to use it for a week or more after.. And my back.. Lol. Nope
That's something you do as a teen cause it's such a new experience you don't want it to end lol
The only way sex lasts that long is if you count the foreplay and cuddling before and after lol
Picking up cig butts to smoke. Living in a car. Sex without getting off for hours.... Sounds Like METH to me
I was surprised at the lack of a Georga the Hutt comment from Tosh when they were talking about George Lucas. And when he blew the light saber why wasn't it a Darth Vader breathing sound instead? Missed opportunities :) :P
THE WHISTLING LOL
I lived with this dude! Hope you're doing well buddy!
were you the friend who owned the basement he was 'renting'?
Bet
We lived together? When? Where?
That also means there’s an equal amount of Sith realists. Gotta balance that ish universe.
Venom- “Thank goodness you’re not in control anymore”
Yyyyeeeaaaaa....about that...
Tosh was probably so mad he didn't break this guy
Nothing wrong with being kind and friendly to people. At least Tosh warmed up to the guy once they had a conversation together.
That reference to "A Man Called Ove" tho! 🙌🏼
FYI He's got a Linkedin profile and he works as an order picker for Amazon Prime in Portland.
I did, at the time of this filming. Applecare senior IOS before that (when I was living in the car), and a few places since.
It's been a while.
6:30 C30-peepeeOh certainly not a RObe-BOT. More of a Robe . . . shoot, can't think of an ending here.
Pretty sure i saw this fella playing Star Wars with his little friends at CHOP
It wouldnt surprise me at all
Is Obi MacLeod a Jedi Highlander?
The can be only wan.
This dude seems like he’s living his best life, he’s super comfortable with tosh
I was waiting for someone to mention that the Jedi aren't allowed to have romantic relationships
I know I'm going all nerdy but when Luke took over the new republic Jedi were allowed to get married.he married maria jade although Disney changed that of course
Tosh struggled to put on his coat to see how kind he really is
Portland .....shocker
When there are no good jobs left and cost of living is too high you don't have any appearances to keep...
Oh man I never get enough of tosh.o lmfao
This guy is just waiting for Obi Wan to appear with a “Hello there”
Daniel with the Githany whip is a nice touch.
Why the audio is so low?
Passive Aggressive Max 😂😂😂
Oh no he's probably a sequel sympathizer
Tosh is off the damm chain !!! 😂😂😂😂
Bet he’s missing George now!
@Paul Borst hhaha yeah, that quote did not aged well
I stand by what I said.
I finished on my Chewy mask.
That’s gonna Matt the fur
U mean u finished making a chewy mask right?
Nice enough guy. If he could apply himself to something more meaningful in the real world, it would probably end up great. In the meantime, at least he's picking up trash.
Like being Christian but with alittle star wars flair jesus saves something yoda can't do
@@zacheryhole3294 both star wars and real life have made up space ghosts
You mean something useful?
@@zacheryhole3294 OP said "real world", that excludes Christianity/spirituality.
@@katyungodly Jesus is the only thing that's real the real world is a simulated world didn't you see the Matrix that's truth right there
Good for him for picking up trash.
0:36 that's good for him it's combined with helping citizens in the city and clean up mess in community service now that is a great helpful for this country in the US.
@1:43 hahahaha
Of course he’s from Portland
We gonna ignore the moana vs Superman poster? I want that crossover
I look everyday for the next tosh.o@laugh.Like ive been saying your one hilarious dude!lmfao💛💛💛💛💛
Hahaha that Vader joke. Lol
Why is volume so low?
Just in case you saw it before this video, age of empires is still sold in steam, amazon, origon.
That’s a nice Blazer you got there man
lightsaber battle awesome lol
Can someone please tell me where I can buy tosh.o on dvd I have season 1 through 4 but can't find any more are they not selling them?
I noticed that also!!.. I asked at Walmart and they looked at me like I was a jerk..it's odd
this dude is living next to Powell park... use to live one block over on 21st st
Yup. That is definitely one of the places we parked back then... like 6 years ago.
Lmao r2dd2 made me crack up more then it shoulda
Really shouldve said now he picks up garbage from the road side... After the dark side joke
that guy was way cooler and way better spoken than I expected him to be.
R2 lookin thic
For not knowing alot about Star Wars, Tosh knows alot about Star Wars
I respect him.
Figured it would have been a May 4th... ha!
Ace Edward Venom is a dope name even if he is a weirdo
That Vivian Maier poster lol
This episode is old as hell
Somebody needs to pay this guy
Is this not the real legit Tosh.O? The channel only has 100,000 subscribers, I seem to remember it has been over 1 million, I don't think this is the real one.
Good question. I think the old one was sponsored by comedy central. I think (not sure) he was dropped from comedy central, so the new page is not endorsed by comedy central. But i am pretty sure it is a legit channel.
I’ve lived in the beautiful state of Oregon for 40 years. And unfortunately this guy isn’t unique 🤦🏻♂️
The mandela effect makes people forget C-3P0 has 1 silver leg....
Why did I almost start bawling at the wholesomeness of his intro
He should have converted to Jedi on May the 4th.
The CC on this clip are wild, what is that about 😆
This is guy is actaully quite awesome
lol tosh is a legend
R2 double D 2. Lol.
I laughed about as hard as Tosh's lightsaber. Sabre. Saberè? Covfefe.
It must be fun living in Portland.
So he is a hobo with some principles
Occasional hobo. Get it right. 🤣
This segment has BEEN on UA-cam for a while. This ain't the first
Jedi was the real interviewer
Ok did not expect this guy to be a straight player the force is strong in his pants.
I wanna see the girls first lol
Tom Cruise in Cap'n Crunch the Movie.
How did he react to The Last Jedi?
Visually a fun movie... the plot was meh as always. Had a couple neat philosophy nuggets in it, and that's what I look for in SW.
He's from Portland that's the first thing wrong with him
That's how i feel but no so much DMT or LSD!!! Bahahaha
Wonder what he thinks of Star Wars now after Disney ruined it.
Portland Oregon says it all.
The shortest looking 6'4" dude I've ever seen.
Makes perfect sense that he's in Portland. What a garbage fire.
Him ? Because he's awkward, but still tries to do good by others. Or portland in general. I live in southern oregon so i know the demographics around
@@22.NUU.DRU.22 I'm in southern oregon too. Left portland because it was not where I wanted to raise kids.
Jedi dude fits in perfectly in downtown portland. He's prob on of the more normal ones....
Death to the hipsters.
You already have this one online. 😡
ummm I think Kairo Seijuro faked his death and this is him now.... he's still doing sword stuff, but now he calls himself a jedi. What do you think?
To expensive to live in an apartment with a drug habit