I tried to beat every NES game.
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- Опубліковано 10 лют 2025
- Coney attempts to play every NES game available to him on the Nintendo Switch. Hopefully this isn't a highlight of a 12 hour livestream.
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My favourite Coney streams are the ones where he sets a challenge, drastically underestimates how long it will take, and tries to find as many ways to weasel out of it as he can
lmao what are other similar ones?
@@wn4426 All of them
There have been a bunch, to name a few the street fighter one, the smash Ironman one, the smash vs lvl 9 cpu of best character in each game
@@wn4426 beating every mario party minigame
@@wn4426 the mario shrinking screen
Coney getting one home run in baseball is so fucking funny imagine a team showing up to a game, getting a home run, acting like they won, and leaving
“Let’s play Solomon’s key. ‘Where’s my key?’ Solomon would say that I bet.” LMFAOOOOOOO
Aw hell naw, they edited out THETRUMPET scaring Coney when he was playing NES Open Tournament Golf
18:34 I love scat!
Surely because they're saving it for a short Copium
Reading this comment without any context sure is something, lets hope it gets better with it
@@admiralsky56I don't see the point in omitting something from a video just for a short, there's no benefit
The cat gave Coney more trouble than Ghosts N' Goblins
That's our streamer
I love when Coney tries to rig his own challenges and stills stumbles over and just gets hyper salty on a game he doesn't understand. My good 'ol classic Coney
Didn’t expect this one to turn into “Coney gets stuck in NES sports hell for 5 hours.”
Alternate title: I got to the second screen of every NES game
As an judge for this speedrun, this run is invalid since Coney didn't even enter the first level of Blaster Master before giving up
classic coney.
Making up a challenge to do for himself.
Instantly breaks his own criterias lol.
never change.
2:59 Coney in his charger SWEARING they came out of nowhere
Happy inflation Tuesday everyone
Aw man I thought it was Scat tuesday :(
@abc123guy5 you can be inflated by what ever you want :)
Can't wait for Femdom Friday
Wonder Bread Wednesday is tomorrow!!
Let’s not forget bondage Thursday
I literally cried laughing at 12:44. I haven’t cried laughing in a good while lmao
“I died to a fucking spider”
coney you gotta run this with ufo 50
for real, i wonder how many coney fans overlap with jerma/dougdoug fans cos of the energy of us in chat
Coney looks like he would be a coach for PE
i hate that youre so right
I can already tell he's going to go absolute scammer mode
4:38 really awesome new soundbyte just dropped
Namcot was the name of Namco's console game division for a while and the publisher name on their Famicom games in Japan.
Namco’s legal department here to clarify: that game was so ass it could not have been made by us, it was a bootleg uploaded to NSO by accident
why is he high-contrast
Are we gonna ignore that Coney was quite literally NOT EVEN hitting the S.C.A.T boss and that’s why it took so long?
24:19 not too long ago me and some friends were looking through all the old nes games and found this absolute gem. Ended up laughing at how fast you move for at least an hour
Lmao your camera I can’t 😂
If anything, this shows how even in the old days (let alone modern gaming), defining games purely by “Levels” or even “Bosses” is often a poor measurement for what is actually in said game. Kudos to Coney for actually beating Dungeon 1 in Zelda though, for sure thought he was gonna weasel out of it lol
in zelda 1? he's done it before iirc
"Shithead I won $52K!" I just love this dudes energy I'm glad you appeared on my front page.
Tuned into this stream watched the first few games and decided it would be better to experience it as a youtube video.
Fawful: 18:02
Legend has it no one still knows what the heck Namcot is.
The whole 1-up discussion is literally a little plot point in One Piece with the guy who can revive once. You never know if it works till you need it.
27:30 Wait! I recognize that song! That's playing in the Onett arcade in Earthbound! I guess Hip Tanaka also did the music for Xevious too.
Aaaw yeah, another coney game marathon, I can't wait to see why this one horribly backfires on him!
It's videos like this where I question if Coney is good at video games.
"We will figure it out as we go" - The classic Coney move to move the goal post to the content direction.
A boss fight takes 1 minute and 15 seconds:
Coney: DUDE??
he wasn't even hitting the weak point on the boss in s.c.a.t. half the time, that pained me
UA-cam were saved from the wrath of Ghost Coney
4:35 Coney LOVES inflation Tuesday!
18:30 Tuesdays are weird here
The master of variety content
"There were no good video games before 1996". The video hasn't even started yet and we have a classic Coney shit take.
I gotta play these again, some fun stuff in there tbh
They gotta nerf the pitch perfect Mario impression into the guttural disgusting “Yoshi” combo man
Mystery Tower got hands
wait that’s so funny i just went through your twitter today and saw your post about doing this challenge on twitch and wondered “damn wait that sounds fun wonder when the youtube will be out”
Really snubbed Blaster Master there, i would consider the "level" ending when you leave the main map and go into a dungeon (it takes like 2 screen transitions and a ladder climb to get to the first one)
actual title: Coney beats his definition of the first level of most of the games
16:20 Not sure if this was answered on stream but NAMCOT is actually Namco’s subsidiary division for publishing home console games in Japan. It is indeed official and not bootleg. (Fun fact, the name Namcot inspired the name for one of Pac-Man’s villains, Toc-Man, from Pac-Man World 1. Because Namcot spelled backwards is Tocman)
Me: Laughs in Xevious Knowledge knowing that the forest clearings are a sign of the end of an area and onto the next one, while watching Coney go onto Area 2.
Xevious is, in my opinion, one of Namco’s greatest vertical auto scrolling bullet hell shooters. There is even a mediaeval version called Dragon Spirit which has much better graphics. (If you play the arcade version that is)
26:03 Maryland is crazy, I’ve seen it as well
Now we need you to beat Ring King for NES
Those games stink… snes on the other handdddd
I used to fucking love Xevious as a kid
25:55 can confirm Maryland drivers are awful. Last time I was there I got cut off 6 times in 1 weekend and on my way home saw a burning car on the side of the road.
30:20 fun fact the japanese version was a rogue like death reset all stats but all stats costed less xp
RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NES PRO WRESTLING AND URBAN CHAMPION MENTIONED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coney is about as good at games as his camera having good quality
No startropics? Gitaroman music outtro is nostalgia
Has Coney ever completed something without an asterisks next to the challenge?
Football game more exciting than the superbowl
"I'm going to beat Level 1 in all of these games"
Multiple games don't have levels
Adventures of Lolo mentioned, god bless
A Mr. Cheats Games classic
What a trip down to memory lane
2:29 coney don't do it you have so much to live for
Man ufo 50 looks different and worse
Alternate title: "Coney vs Street Cats."
TRUE
coney’s hairline ruined my day
Namco just kinda used to go by Namcot and then eventually just switched to Namco
7 word title with 3 lies in it is wild
The sports games have be the most insufferable games I've ever seen on the NES, holy.
This was a bad idea 😂
"""""""""""""Every NES game""""""""""""""""
The adventures of Lolo? I hope you s-s-saved the receipt!
CRYSTALIS MENTION 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 anyways maryland drivers are crazy. the amount of people who try to drive 100 mph in a 65 because i'm going too slow at 80? slow tf down!!!!!!!
15:20 HIS NAME IS THE MYSTERIOUS MURASAME CASTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nothing like Coney cheating immediately as the challenge starts
26:07 reminds me of the old batman TV game.
That's gotta be like 3 games damn
Very nice connieconnie
4:44 did you just reference what I think you referenced lmfao
Coney is spiritually a zoomer.
21:34 this is Coney vid intro but less enthusiastic
4:59 is coney RACIST???
that's like 5% or less of all the games the NES has, anyone can do that.
Dragon quest 3 would destroy this man i just have a hunch
Coney cheating in a video % new record 💀
Did that guy at the end ever beat volleyball?
listed game: City Connection
Cinema
That thumbnail better be clickbait because I won't stand for this Yoshi NES slander
poor man's ufo 50
6:30 pre scott pilgrim
call me a zoomer but being a console gamer in the 80s must have been some trash, you go to the store and you had an equal chance of buying megaman or dogshit 2:guppy's revenge which is completely incomprehensible and has broken english and rage inducing level design
at least by the 90s you could just buy the game of the guy who's got a cartoon on TV and it was probably alright but damn gaming really didn't get GOOD up until the n64 and playstation era
I'd even go one generation back and say the SNES era tbh. That was when you stopped playing Dogshit Russian Roulette and actually started landing on a lot of hidden gems. Plus, y'know. Link to the Past, Earthbound, Chrono Trigger, Final Fantasy 4 and 6, Super Mario World/Yoshi's Island, and on and on. PS1/N64 era deffo kept that vibe going, though, for sure.
15:15 I would've maded it first missile upgrade also og metroid really that bad?
When I watch Coney videos my girlfriend makes fun of me and I think it's for moments like 11:40
Fun fact, the main character in adventures of Lolo Went onto to appear in many Kirby games As the bosses lololo and lalala But it was actually a full series before made by Hal lavatory First code, Eggerland on the msx And then changed to adventures of Lolo and NES I’m surprised they don’t have number 2 and 3 on nso
Hal WHAT???
I agree that most NES games are shit, I will say that there's something special about the experience of playing the original zelda and wandering around and figuring things out with almost no guidance, but you have to be willing to take time, and there's some aspects that make it near impossible to finish the game without guidance.
Bring back Sprite Club/ Salty Bet 🗿
Tbh, i dont know where and how you came into my home page. But you look like ludwig(somehow, maybe my brain isnt braining.). A 2.0 version of him and more entertaining.
What's this Steve Jobs cosplay?
Music list for the video:
Intro - Title - Nintendo World Championships: NES Edition
Outro - The Legendary Theme (Acoustic) - Gitaroo Man
Well, that was easy. Not much more to say about this one.
Yoshi for nes is the goat what are you on about
Part V (ish) of Coney in good intentions but wrongfully putting down the Metroid series.
Original Metroid is kind of ass though.