Dawg back in the comments box cleaning up and crushing these quakers and Forest Gumps.

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  • @DNT87
    @DNT87 24 дні тому +3

    “Too many bands, not enough fans” this is a pretty good point Dawg

  • @VinylGoo666
    @VinylGoo666 25 днів тому +35

    This video hits all the J Dawg tropes
    Shitting on Pantera
    Glen Benton
    Attic praise
    Justifying paid reviews
    Shitting On KVLT Points
    Fatball mention
    Biggest distro of metal
    Getting heated on hypotheticals

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 25 днів тому +7

      Your overview is pretty solid my friend👌🏻

    • @joshrodriguez198
      @joshrodriguez198 25 днів тому +5

      Just missin the real shit good ol JB

    • @VinylGoo666
      @VinylGoo666 25 днів тому +1

      @@joshrodriguez198 If the video was longer like they were in season 1 we would be treated to some metal that had some sack, represents toughness, fits the bill if you will.

    • @ilovefuzzycats
      @ilovefuzzycats 24 дні тому

      This is a classic for sure

  • @Leave_The_Hall_69
    @Leave_The_Hall_69 25 днів тому +16

    Will Dumbo realize this was his best video in ages because he read the comments and not just the Dumbo Paidskis from the simpsquad of nutless nimrods???

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 25 днів тому

      "simpsquad of nutless nimrods" KILLER bruh! But you'll never get a single KP from me.

    • @Leave_The_Hall_69
      @Leave_The_Hall_69 25 днів тому +1

      ​@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 ...​​ thanks for keeping your kvnt-points to yourself, brotown

    • @KD-7705
      @KD-7705 25 днів тому +3

      The Distributor-Hall road trip buddy flick is the mega-paidski we need. The Tommy Boy of metal 🤘

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 25 днів тому

      @@Leave_The_Hall_69 No thanks needed, nor requested Poser Hallsy.🤣🍻

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 25 днів тому

      @@KD-7705 There would be some colorful dialog no doubt, I think the best arguments would probably erupt when we're driving up and down the highways and interstates.

  • @myquest666420
    @myquest666420 25 днів тому +15

    Lolol I was watching something very serious and it was at the most intense moment of the video…
    And I get a notification about the Dawg crushing the quakers and Forrest gump’s and just started laughing

  • @richevans609
    @richevans609 25 днів тому +43

    Is that an Arby's Shirt?

    • @gnomesayin1440
      @gnomesayin1440 25 днів тому +6

      We have the meats

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 25 днів тому +1

      Maybe not for much longer though....Arby's is hurtin' money-wise. Likely that 20 dollar minimum wage fiasco. Arby's isn't the only victim. Dawg should speak on the matter, he has a deep understanding of the fast-food industry.

    • @hamachancutter
      @hamachancutter 25 днів тому

      Is Kane still one of their mayors? Glenn Jacobs. He can chokeslam that Newscum for raising it up that damn high!

    • @Humandisconnect
      @Humandisconnect 25 днів тому +1

      The dawg bootleg shirts irks me so bad 😂

    • @curtisswoodcock1799
      @curtisswoodcock1799 24 дні тому +2

      🤣 Just like when I was wearing an old school Amorphis shirt and somebody was like "Hey, Animorphs! I used to watch that show!"

  • @flyingfox8447
    @flyingfox8447 25 днів тому +72

    Bro starts ripping on pantera, shilling for attic, begging for the GB and getting riled up from the comments all in the same video. 11/10 classic video from the owner of the *largest metal distributor in the world

    • @sothis1448
      @sothis1448 25 днів тому +6

      Certified classic.

    • @TimmyTurner421
      @TimmyTurner421 25 днів тому +6

      MMMHMMM.

    • @JasonSBashant-METAL666
      @JasonSBashant-METAL666 25 днів тому +3

      Roid-rage tetering on next evel 666!😂

    • @JasonSBashant-METAL666
      @JasonSBashant-METAL666 25 днів тому

      Sounds like equivalent of Mickey Rooney....." I was the BIGGEST Metal Dick in the World!!!" 😆

    • @Leave_The_Hall_69
      @Leave_The_Hall_69 25 днів тому +7

      Dumbo acts like there are no other songs on Vulgar besides "Walk," never mentions Far Beyond, and seems to only have actually heard Trendkill. Typical Dawgtizm

  • @nukkleargarlicbread
    @nukkleargarlicbread 25 днів тому +37

    This feels like an AI generated J-Dawg video

    • @Vincent-The-Attorney
      @Vincent-The-Attorney 24 дні тому +2

      Of course the AI DAWG is more entertaining than the real thing.

  • @MofosOfMetal
    @MofosOfMetal 25 днів тому +40

    I hope the Democrat party switch out Biden for the DAWG.
    He'd get my vote! 🤘🤘

    • @SuicidalGrind
      @SuicidalGrind 25 днів тому +7

      Damn, no turd scaroonies today?

    • @MofosOfMetal
      @MofosOfMetal 25 днів тому +8

      @@SuicidalGrind Holding it in for a few days, hoping to unload a world record anaconda in the coming days. Aiming for a 6 footer minimum.

    • @lopolik
      @lopolik 25 днів тому +5

      Horval / Harris 2024

    • @AMPHETASAUR
      @AMPHETASAUR 25 днів тому +2

      Trump/Strickland 2024

    • @richevans609
      @richevans609 25 днів тому

      Sharp as a Marble...

  • @elpeladorobles5013
    @elpeladorobles5013 25 днів тому +18

    New Dawglish word: Submitations

  • @ethanstork666
    @ethanstork666 25 днів тому +6

    Dawg went back to his bloody roots on this one

  • @unsoundproductions-cn1py
    @unsoundproductions-cn1py 24 дні тому +6

    Destruction copied my buddies band in 82 where whenever the singer stomped his foot a ham and egger would hit the gas on the weed whacker

  • @PlutoTheGod
    @PlutoTheGod 25 днів тому +4

    Lowkey glad you’re back to reading comments, they’re some of the most fun videos even if the comments piss you off we’re obviously still all here doing this back and fourth every morning because we like it and are fans lmao

    • @PanasonicTooth
      @PanasonicTooth 25 днів тому +1

      It's true, this video actually flew by it felt like 10 minutes to me.

    • @PlutoTheGod
      @PlutoTheGod 25 днів тому +1

      @@PanasonicTooth yeah I definitely like some of the interviews but I don’t like half the bands & then when it’s just paidskis it’s questions from the same damn people, when it’s mixed in with comments I feel like the channel has better conversation. He just has to not worry about the trolling people only do it because he always pays attention to it and gives a reaction

    • @ian.swift.31614
      @ian.swift.31614 24 дні тому

      without interaction, especially with comments turned off, youtuber channels fail. honestly the ones that really are successful are the ones that have giveaways. but he can't afford to do that.

  • @AMPHETASAUR
    @AMPHETASAUR 25 днів тому +22

    Jdawg hates meth because all the steroids in the world is still gonna leave you as an underdog in any fight with a tweaker on some good shit
    💊🧪🧊⚡🔥🥚🦖

  • @siegemasterflex8149
    @siegemasterflex8149 25 днів тому +16

    7:47 When Gaahl goes in dry

  • @wubnub
    @wubnub 25 днів тому +15

    as a quaker metalist, I am extremely offended

  • @SuicidalGrind
    @SuicidalGrind 25 днів тому +11

    8:43 SALES PITCHIN' SALES PITCHIN'!!!!

  • @dinkins335
    @dinkins335 24 дні тому +3

    Ripping Corpse and Dim Mak RULE!

    • @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal
      @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal 24 дні тому +1

      I’m not a fan of each. But I don’t dislike them. They just don’t make it in my rotation often

    • @dinkins335
      @dinkins335 24 дні тому

      @@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal how dare you have your own opinion!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Leave_The_Hall_69
    @Leave_The_Hall_69 25 днів тому +5

    12:44 -- Yes, Dumbo, this is the content we need from Hell's Homoverse

  • @braindeadrichard
    @braindeadrichard 25 днів тому +3

    Speaking of interviews would be super swell to see you interview Bobby Blitz and DD Verni from Overkill.

  • @derrickkowalewski9239
    @derrickkowalewski9239 25 днів тому +10

    Human Remains is FUCKING BRUTAL!!! Flowery riffs? What the fuck are you talking about J Dawg? Yes, they were really technical, but also super fast and next level abrasive. It wasn't any wimp scene when I saw them live and was fucking shit up for them, if you were there you might have caught a fist or two and walked away with bruises.

    • @onewhitepony
      @onewhitepony 25 днів тому +3

      Yeah man I dig em.. I remember in hs first hearing about them probably 2000 I'd say when I was checking all the relapse stuff. They were one of those bands that crossed a couple of different genres. Unique and kinda weird for lack of better word. And old burnt by the sun especially the EP and first album was great too with Dave Whittes drumming. Another band that crossed some genres

    • @goat666db
      @goat666db 24 дні тому +2

      Human Remains rules. Yeah Dawg should give them another listen if he is remembering flowery riffs lol

  • @DawnPossession
    @DawnPossession 25 днів тому +13

    😂 like and share the video Devils

  • @alejandrovega8446
    @alejandrovega8446 25 днів тому +3

    Lol at the pantera walk impersonation

  • @BornFromTheGrave
    @BornFromTheGrave 25 днів тому +3

    THE RELEASING OF ANGER CAN BETTER ANY MEDICINE UNDER THE SUN!!!!

  • @JasonSBashant-METAL666
    @JasonSBashant-METAL666 25 днів тому +15

    Oh, lort...it's the "Jew-Dawg"!!!😂

  • @joshuaseltzer3859
    @joshuaseltzer3859 25 днів тому +6

    J Dawg ranting about daily demo submissions and rattles off an Israeli band playing blackened death about mu$lim slaughter had me laughing so hard. The fact that’s what he pulls out of nowhere is classic J Dawg

  • @hamachancutter
    @hamachancutter 25 днів тому +7

    Rob Vam Dam walking out to "Walk" represents trve roughness and toughness!

    • @AMPHETASAUR
      @AMPHETASAUR 25 днів тому

      Wasn't it a cover of Walk? I don't believe it was Pantera playing the song RVD walked out to

    • @hamachancutter
      @hamachancutter 25 днів тому

      It was the original. They had to put the cover version on their cd. He uses the original in Aew, too.

    • @richevans609
      @richevans609 25 днів тому +1

      I love it. 🤣

    • @MetalJackass666
      @MetalJackass666 25 днів тому +1

      RVD 🤘🏻🤘🏻

    • @sewervomit
      @sewervomit 25 днів тому

      And Second Gear Crew .aswell

  • @TimmyTurner421
    @TimmyTurner421 25 днів тому +3

    2:10 The Dawg didn't lie when he said Dismember - Skinfather is a banger!

    • @JasonSBashant-METAL666
      @JasonSBashant-METAL666 25 днів тому

      Took me back to Community College commute in '93....great fucking part...kudos to the Dawg for dropping that nugget("Dis.....WHOOOO?!?!?" LOL...the world needs more Dismember...surely he's gonna spew on the new Deceased? Stoked to hear that new one!

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 25 днів тому

      TLDR

    • @TimmyTurner421
      @TimmyTurner421 25 днів тому

      ​@@distributorovkvlt-points5481 LIES

  • @chickenwizard4776
    @chickenwizard4776 25 днів тому +1

    J dawg I heard you were working out to smalltown boy by bronski beat with oily muscle men at the gym

  • @KarenKones
    @KarenKones 25 днів тому +1

    Lol on the title..jdawg right on everything.. metal is the way to repeat on life.. jammed to the tunes as my ears bleeds..

  • @PlutoTheGod
    @PlutoTheGod 25 днів тому +6

    How do you hate the Hellwitch riffs but then think 7 Churches is the best death metal album of all time when it opens right up with those exact riffs on The Exorcist and love the high pitch Attic vocals

    • @robertg305
      @robertg305 25 днів тому +2

      Hellwitch crew checking in!

    • @Leave_The_Hall_69
      @Leave_The_Hall_69 25 днів тому +1

      Pluto the Dawg must also be "touched" but the reason why is Dawgtizm

    • @TimmyTurner421
      @TimmyTurner421 25 днів тому

      Hellwitch band members perhaps don't look rough and tough enough so they don't pass J-Dawg's vibe check

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 25 днів тому

      @@TimmyTurner421 again TLDR...🙄🙄

    • @TimmyTurner421
      @TimmyTurner421 25 днів тому

      ​@@distributorovkvlt-points5481LIES

  • @7ChaosBlack
    @7ChaosBlack 25 днів тому +19

    J Dawg is the Pantera of metal youtube channels.

  • @theogonia1983
    @theogonia1983 25 днів тому +3

    Quakers???
    What do you have against toasted oats?!?

  • @fuzziestgator
    @fuzziestgator 25 днів тому +4

    What's heavier than CROWBAR and grilling hotdogs before Monday Night FATBALL 🏈

  • @themadmattster9647
    @themadmattster9647 25 днів тому +5

    Great Pantera rant

  • @lopolik
    @lopolik 25 днів тому +14

    Man the Dawg hates the technical stuff so much, if he actually listened to prog his sand between his ears would just explode.

    • @Leave_The_Hall_69
      @Leave_The_Hall_69 25 днів тому +5

      Dumbo rejected all intellectual pursuits when he was diagnosed with Dawgtizm in '97

    • @lopolik
      @lopolik 25 днів тому

      @@Leave_The_Hall_69 hahaha

    • @lopolik
      @lopolik 25 днів тому +6

      @@Leave_The_Hall_69 Imagine the Dawg listening to ''Tales from Topographic Oceans'' or ''Relayer'' from Yes. I would seriously love to hear his reaction, that would be some rant.

    • @Leave_The_Hall_69
      @Leave_The_Hall_69 25 днів тому +3

      ​@@lopolikimagine if the Dumbo was invited to a performance of "Music for 18 Musicians" by Streve Reich

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 25 днів тому +3

      @@Leave_The_Hall_69 Shhheeeeeitt that ain't nothing bruh, why once Dawg transcribed the score of the Rite of Spring in under a half an hour, while sitting on the shitter. I have a feeling the _Fiberlyze_ was more at play in the equation then we'll ever know.

  • @Cozyn3z
    @Cozyn3z 25 днів тому

    The content I wanna see is that goddamn top 20 demos video you have been talking about for Mooonths

  • @lopolik
    @lopolik 25 днів тому +3

    3:44 it is actually both of them, it's Seth Putnam layered with Phil's scream, it's both of them, he did the backing vocals on 3 songs on the trendkill album, but Phil even said it was the hardest song for him to sing (the title track on trendkill) so he did that scream, Seth Putnam just layered it and did those ''vomit vocals'', but that scream was still Phil.

    • @harryquinn493
      @harryquinn493 25 днів тому +1

      Yeah. The most intense screams on Trendkill are still from Phil. Just check out the first Superjoint for some excellent screams from Phil.

    • @lopolik
      @lopolik 25 днів тому +1

      @@harryquinn493 also NOLA from Down has some intense screams from Phil. ''Pillars of Eternity'' has one of the best, Lifer and Temptation Wings as well.

    • @off6848
      @off6848 25 днів тому +1

      @@lopoliklove those two songs brah brah the guitar harmonies on pillars is unique af

  • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
    @distributorovkvlt-points5481 25 днів тому +2

    🤣👉🏻I just witnessed my 1 year old male dog _EAT_ the 20-inch turd I dropped behind my garage.....and I thought dogs only ate cat turds?!🤷🏻‍♂

  • @mikeviolate666
    @mikeviolate666 25 днів тому +2

    The crocodile pit rulez \m/

    • @goat666db
      @goat666db 24 дні тому +1

      🐊🐊🐊💀🤘

  • @Riky_Jones
    @Riky_Jones 25 днів тому +3

    💿 ALBUM BATTLE: Deicide - Legion (1992) Vs. Cannibal Corpse - Tomb of the Mutilated (1992)

  • @DYLX2100
    @DYLX2100 25 днів тому +2

    this was a good one 😂

  • @blackenedblueberry4471
    @blackenedblueberry4471 25 днів тому +5

    What's heavier than POONtera????????

    • @TimmyTurner421
      @TimmyTurner421 25 днів тому

      MikeViolet getting a gawkgawk3000 from DistributorOvKvntPoints

  • @paulhetrick1759
    @paulhetrick1759 25 днів тому +5

    Justin- the Cradle Of Filth fan, says that Hellwitch & Human Remains are "flowery".

  • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
    @distributorovkvlt-points5481 25 днів тому +7

    Me and the Dawg have actually spoke through email several times, only he doesn't know lol.

  • @FaerieGoatmother
    @FaerieGoatmother 25 днів тому +1

    Most cogent observation SpongeDawg has yet made:
    You can't win with us.

  • @The_Original_Homeboy
    @The_Original_Homeboy 25 днів тому +6

    Distributor working in his cubicle sporting suspenders, a pocket protector, and birth control glasses. 🤓

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 25 днів тому +3

      LOL! Like damn bruh, _Madame_ _Ruby_ offers more accurate "trve-to-fact" mystic readings than you.
      The only detail you forgot to mention is that my "cubicle" is located in the _BASEMENT_ _OF_ _THE_ _ALAMO!_ 🤣🤣👌🏻

    • @FaerieGoatmother
      @FaerieGoatmother 25 днів тому +1

      I've seldom been confused for someone as class as the Distributor, thank you, Voorhees

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 25 днів тому

      @@FaerieGoatmother 😁👌🏻 Now go jam DEVILPRIEST "In Repugnant Adoration" you'll thank me later bruh.

    • @The_Original_Homeboy
      @The_Original_Homeboy 25 днів тому

      @@distributorovkvlt-points5481 What you don't realize is that I work at the same company as you brah brah.

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 25 днів тому

      @@The_Original_Homeboy Unlikely.

  • @robertg305
    @robertg305 25 днів тому +4

    Defend Hellwitch! To each their own lol

  • @sinisterking6009
    @sinisterking6009 25 днів тому +3

    HAIL DA DISTRIBUTOR \ m /
    Make him the mod of your comment section bro town

    • @AMPHETASAUR
      @AMPHETASAUR 25 днів тому +3

      He is an unpaid intern for HHR, much like how JD got started on the Stern show

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 25 днів тому

      @@AMPHETASAUR Wrong again lol

    • @AMPHETASAUR
      @AMPHETASAUR 25 днів тому

      @@distributorovkvlt-points5481 ok, we can lie and pretend like you are on the HHR payroll, when in actuality you are donating all your efforts and resources pro-bono to the Horval Dynasty
      Slave to the ❌ Dawg.
      (Deicide - Slave to the Cross)
      Slave to the dawg.
      Slave
      To
      The
      Dawg
      Slave to the Dawg.

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 25 днів тому

      @@AMPHETASAUR No better, more Metal a dynasty to donate to bruh bruh \m/

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 25 днів тому

      @@AMPHETASAUR Remember Eric's legal woes? They can afford a real lawyer, they don't need my legal services.
      Besides I got my law degree out of a cracker-jack box (and said cracker jack was quite stale).

  • @cassieisbeneath
    @cassieisbeneath 25 днів тому +2

    music matters represents roughness and toughness

    • @derrickkowalewski9239
      @derrickkowalewski9239 25 днів тому +1

      Hell yeah, Rob fucking rocks!

    • @cassieisbeneath
      @cassieisbeneath 24 дні тому

      @@derrickkowalewski9239 ive only been there a few times but always left with some cool shit. definitely fits the bill

  • @Vdoom777
    @Vdoom777 24 дні тому

    Anyone else notice how DerSt - A Banner Greater Than Death record cover was censored on HHR website? They are becoming compliant with the new standard order. That doesn't represent toughness at all.

  • @dinkins335
    @dinkins335 24 дні тому +1

    It's ironic. Glen Benton is afraid of the devils. Facts!

  • @TimmyTurner421
    @TimmyTurner421 25 днів тому +3

    18:35 many metal musicians who heavily tour say they don't listen to metal in their free time. They either listen to different genres or rather soft metal releases

  • @Vincent-The-Attorney
    @Vincent-The-Attorney 25 днів тому

    4:33 "THAT'S RIGHT DAWG SAID IT! MMMMMHMMMMMMMM!"

  • @inhumanityreborn4597
    @inhumanityreborn4597 24 дні тому

    His impression of Deathammer vocals was cute. Sounded like a little kitty cat 🐱

  • @dta666
    @dta666 25 днів тому

    Hey guys wasn't sure where the hell else to ask this and get a proper response, but i was curious where the HELL the band Sepsism got the original photos for their casette release of the 'Severe Carnal Butchery' demo. Absolutely disgusting and brutal shit. If anyone has an educated asnwer plss respond thanks

  • @Leave_The_Hall_69
    @Leave_The_Hall_69 25 днів тому +5

    4:33 - DumboDawg has started a war with the South from his Ohio "Walmart of Metal" stronghold.

    • @KD-7705
      @KD-7705 25 днів тому +1

      The South’s record in wars ain’t that great, I’m taking the Dawg on this one.

    • @off6848
      @off6848 25 днів тому +3

      @@KD-7705War of 1812, Great Trappers wars, French Indian war, Mexican American war
      And a few brutal victories over the North
      It wasn’t the clock cleaning people make it out to be and remember the North was shipping immigrants by the boatloads and handing them rifles as soon as they got off
      Technically Ireland and Prussia won the American Civil War
      And also remember this the North was defeated by CANADA once that’s pretty sad brah brah

    • @ian.swift.31614
      @ian.swift.31614 24 дні тому

      @@off6848 the North was shipping immigrants by the boatloads and handing them rifles as soon as they got off
      hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    • @ian.swift.31614
      @ian.swift.31614 24 дні тому +1

      sure seems familiar to what's going to happen soon.

    • @off6848
      @off6848 24 дні тому

      @@ian.swift.31614 it is the same yeah democrats shipping in warriors

  • @metall1983
    @metall1983 25 днів тому +1

    oooh j dawg used the english cig slang small bundle of sticks word

  • @ilovefuzzycats
    @ilovefuzzycats 24 дні тому +4

    Pantera is wayyyyyyy better than any Metallica sell out album

    • @icankillbugs204
      @icankillbugs204 24 дні тому

      NLTL, KEA, and RTL are all goated. That Pantera one with the cat guy on the cover was pretty good but that's it.

  • @SuicidalGrind
    @SuicidalGrind 25 днів тому +20

    Don't ever talk smack about the ALMIGHTY Distributor! He's forgotten more Death Metal Dave quotes than you know!

    • @TimmyTurner421
      @TimmyTurner421 25 днів тому +1

      😄

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 25 днів тому +3

      Dave rocks, such a genuine Metal dude, Dawg should interview him.

    • @Cozyn3z
      @Cozyn3z 25 днів тому +4

      I don't see the problem either, he has been around forever, never pulled a "I'm back!" tons of comments and it's all super solid and insightful

    • @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal
      @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal 25 днів тому +3

      I call him Kvlty. He makes me laugh. He also has opened my ears to some great bands

    • @lopolik
      @lopolik 25 днів тому +3

      @@KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal His vocabulary is something to marvel at, as well.

  • @TimmyTurner421
    @TimmyTurner421 25 днів тому +2

    4:30 Dawg firing against everyone. Who and what does he actually like except Glen Benton, Decide, Mortician, Dimmu Borgir, Cradle of Filth and some obscure demos nobody ever heard about?

    • @jimmycampbell78
      @jimmycampbell78 25 днів тому +8

      And stuff put out by Hells Headbangers. I don’t come to the Dawg for recommendations, I either already know or have zero interests in the bands he mentions. He has very narrow tastes in metal, never mind music generally.
      I just come here for laughs as he is very funny, and his interviews are decent.

  • @evilsil666
    @evilsil666 25 днів тому +14

    Pantera's 3 albums from '91 to '96 all send Metallica's Black Album HOME ON A STREEEEEETCHER BRAH BRAH!!! (yep said it and meant it gawddamnit)

    • @jimmyfingers227
      @jimmyfingers227 25 днів тому +2

      And Sodom sends both to morgue

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 25 днів тому +4

      Chronologically speaking that's 90' to 96' (Reinventing the Steel from 2000 also does)

    • @evilsil666
      @evilsil666 25 днів тому +1

      @@distributorovkvlt-points5481 I didn't dare to say it but yes it does! 👍😅

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 25 днів тому

      @@evilsil666 You be right 🤘🏻

    • @onewhitepony
      @onewhitepony 25 днів тому +1

      Good stuff.. sure the fans are annoying but it was good for what they were doing and I always thought even as a kid the black album was just radio metal. Hell heard Enter Sandman on the radio all the time..never did hear Pantera on local buttrock stations

  • @lylesberg1885
    @lylesberg1885 24 дні тому +1

    Tren talking 😂

  • @Mudjuggernog
    @Mudjuggernog 25 днів тому +3

    Would you rather never have to pee or never have to poop????

    • @icankillbugs204
      @icankillbugs204 24 дні тому

      Never have to poop. I'm so sick of shitting 30 times per day. I only piss like 6 times so it's an easy choice.

    • @oscarg212
      @oscarg212 24 дні тому

      Never to poop💩

  • @KeymoEmbryoSagan
    @KeymoEmbryoSagan 24 дні тому

    HAILS! \m/

  • @paulhetrick1759
    @paulhetrick1759 25 днів тому +1

    Justin- The Hearwork & Swansong fan, says that Ripping Corpse has weak vocals.

  • @thewelshbeersnob2783
    @thewelshbeersnob2783 25 днів тому

    100% confirmed it’s Seth Putnam on GSTK

  • @flatbrim88
    @flatbrim88 25 днів тому +16

    Honored to have sparked this rant, brotown. They say the village troll can't survive without being fed
    List of Canoe interviews: Fluids, Lady Beast, Kurnugia, Lurking Corpses (these dweebs are the worst brah brah), Garza, Hatriot, Bowel Erosion, Deteriorot, Vincent Crowley, Molder (that's right, I said it), Headsplit Records
    Honorable mentions: Don of the dead, Paul "Jizzeater" Ledney

    • @lopolik
      @lopolik 25 днів тому +3

      What about King Fartley?

    • @Leave_The_Hall_69
      @Leave_The_Hall_69 25 днів тому +4

      You forgot to list all the interviews 🧌 💯

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 25 днів тому +5

      LOL You and me both bruh, but I think I got bigger/better roasting though.🤣🤣🤣🤣🍻

    • @lopolik
      @lopolik 25 днів тому +2

      @@distributorovkvlt-points5481 Distrubutor is the king of roasting, see his raosting of the solar empress. ☠

    • @corystafford4958
      @corystafford4958 25 днів тому +2

      Hey you two, which one is the Quaker and which one is F.Gump? 😂

  • @gnomesayin1440
    @gnomesayin1440 25 днів тому +7

    What’s heavier than Smashing Pumpkins?

    • @Grisu.
      @Grisu. 25 днів тому +4

      the world is a vampire brah brah

    • @barbaricbeing333
      @barbaricbeing333 25 днів тому +2

      I’m just a raaaaaat in a caaaaage

    • @lopolik
      @lopolik 25 днів тому +6

      Dawg owns it of course goddamn it.

    • @hamachancutter
      @hamachancutter 25 днів тому +3

      Kiki Wong

    • @evilsil666
      @evilsil666 25 днів тому +2

      Pavement

  • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
    @distributorovkvlt-points5481 25 днів тому +10

    Here's a 4th item: Trve, I used to be a big fatball fan, but ever since Andrew Luck's premature retirement and that the NFL has become infused with social justice rubbish, mostly due to the fact that the commissioner (Roger Goodell) is a woke liberal POS. I have no interest in watching anymore. So "disillusioned former fatball fan" would be more accurate.

    • @Leave_The_Hall_69
      @Leave_The_Hall_69 25 днів тому +2

      You would follow Fatball, commoner 🩰🏈♀️

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 25 днів тому +1

      @@Leave_The_Hall_69 _Did*_ 👈🏻👀

    • @Leave_The_Hall_69
      @Leave_The_Hall_69 25 днів тому +1

      ​@@distributorovkvlt-points5481you still do and miss it, once a fatball fan always a fatball FANATICAL

    • @TimmyTurner421
      @TimmyTurner421 25 днів тому +1

      Yaaawn

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 25 днів тому +2

      @@Leave_The_Hall_69 Your logic is flawed Hallsy, but you still have more of a head on your shoulders than SolarEmpress.
      Of course that's not saying much.

  • @SuicidalGrind
    @SuicidalGrind 25 днів тому +15

    If you don't like HellWitch and Ripping Corpse, you're probably the one getting the sex change.

    • @sothis1448
      @sothis1448 25 днів тому +3

      You listen to deathcore.

    • @SuicidalGrind
      @SuicidalGrind 25 днів тому +7

      @@sothis1448 I didn't know Blasphemy, GoatPenis, Iron Casket, Minenwerfer, Witches Hammer and Destruktor were Deathcore, but you learn something new every day \m/

    • @sothis1448
      @sothis1448 25 днів тому +3

      @SuicidalGrind The more you know, poseur bands regardless..

    • @robertg305
      @robertg305 25 днів тому +2

      This video hurt my feelings lol

    • @ian.swift.31614
      @ian.swift.31614 24 дні тому

      @@sothis1448 that user is literally part of that whole demographic too

  • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
    @distributorovkvlt-points5481 25 днів тому +6

    Evidently I'm popular in the comments this morning, don't know why just yet.
    Got up late this morning and i just got done dropping a 20-inch shit behind my garage - without a bucket.💩👍🏻

    • @TimmyTurner421
      @TimmyTurner421 25 днів тому

      You got a 20-incher dumped on ye head I bet lmao do your thing brah brah

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 25 днів тому

      @@TimmyTurner421 Your wits bigger than both of us Timmy! 🥇

  • @AMPHETASAUR
    @AMPHETASAUR 25 днів тому +1

    For Robert G...
    🗿
    CHAMA.🎉

    • @robertg305
      @robertg305 25 днів тому

      You win haha! Good call my friend. I totally didn't expect Poatan to carry out such a one sided massacre. Thought it would be a close competitive fight. Glad I didn't bet money on that one lol

    • @AMPHETASAUR
      @AMPHETASAUR 25 днів тому

      @@robertg305 Black Magic is real, the Brazilians have known about this for centuries. It was taught to them by the aliens when they landed in the Amazon years ago. obviously Alex Periera looks like a genetically modified human, so it's no surprise when that voodoo starts flowing, and he walks out to that Sepultura tribal track playing, he can't be beat. If he beats Ankleiev, Tom Aspinal and Gay Jones are next.

    • @AMPHETASAUR
      @AMPHETASAUR 24 дні тому

      🇧🇷Black Magic beats Samurai Autism🥷🏼
      EVERYTIME.
      CHAMA MOTHER FUCKERS!
      BRING ON GAY JONES SINCE HE IS DUCKING ASPINAL LIKE GLEN DUCKING JUSTIN 🎉

  • @DanGignac-xv6eu
    @DanGignac-xv6eu 24 дні тому

    Instead of dawg, how bout a cross between Razor Ramon meets Nate Diaz with an I.Q. of a grape?
    And what does he play?
    A double neck tennis racket.
    Seriously, I wonder what the dad was like

  • @dinkins335
    @dinkins335 24 дні тому +2

    Hey Distributor, it's your fault you don't work at hells so you'll be more burnt out on metal than the Dawg.😂😂😂😂

  • @thewelshbeersnob2783
    @thewelshbeersnob2783 25 днів тому

    At least 2 - 3 demo submitations

  • @themarshallarts
    @themarshallarts 24 дні тому

    2 minutes into the video and I can’t possibly fathom how a human soul can say ripping corpse’s debut sucks and the ruff n tuff criminally underrated human remains has wanky sex change riffs
    Gotta love the dawg 😂🤘
    CROCODILE PIT REQUIRED OUTSIDE THE VENUE IF NOKTURNAL MORTUM EVER SHOWS UP TO THE STATES BRAH

  • @ryanidzerda2307
    @ryanidzerda2307 25 днів тому +3

    Holy fuck, people getting all pissed off like you have a gun to their head trying to rob their 50$. 😂 i guess they are too stupid to realize they are not obligated to send money.

  • @mikeviolate666
    @mikeviolate666 24 дні тому +2

    😆 🤣 😂 😹 poor distributor 😆 🤣 😂 😹 \m/

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 24 дні тому +1

      🤣You're late today Mike, but yeah that mean ole' Dawg is up to his mean ole' tricks again, hurtin' my lil' fee-fee's all-over again!😥

    • @The_Original_Homeboy
      @The_Original_Homeboy 24 дні тому +1

      You going to rip on Distributor as well Mike?

    • @mikeviolate666
      @mikeviolate666 24 дні тому +1

      @Voorhees_Metal_Productions nobody is off limits brah brah !!! 😆 🤣 ... \m/

  • @thunderous_cataclysm
    @thunderous_cataclysm 25 днів тому +2

    7:47

  • @StainedGlassEyeBalls
    @StainedGlassEyeBalls 25 днів тому

    😂👍

  • @sewervomit
    @sewervomit 25 днів тому +3

    Panterrible !!

  • @user-wb2jl6ub7j
    @user-wb2jl6ub7j 24 дні тому +1

    Fleshcrawl or fleshgrind or deeds of flesh

  • @AMPHETASAUR
    @AMPHETASAUR 25 днів тому +7

    The paidskis dried up because you went a week without answering any. Continuity is KING. Next fest season, spread the interviews out and mix in question videos and you might not have this problem.

    • @alexspreservationsociety4737
      @alexspreservationsociety4737 25 днів тому +1

      True, when he put out a week of interviews I kind of tuned out. They got to be mixed in with normal question videos.

    • @heathertiller3644
      @heathertiller3644 25 днів тому

      @@alexspreservationsociety4737those interviews with nobodies is a waste of time & energy for the dawg. I’ve seen many vids like this one that got more views than interviews.

    • @Vincent-The-Attorney
      @Vincent-The-Attorney 24 дні тому +1

      Are you trying to say the DAWG lacks the ability to plan ahead?

    • @AMPHETASAUR
      @AMPHETASAUR 24 дні тому

      @@Vincent-The-Attorney I'm saying hell's head bangers needs an intern to manage the UA-cam page properly just to keep things flowing business as usual

    • @MnemonicHeadTrip
      @MnemonicHeadTrip 24 дні тому

      @@AMPHETASAURI don’t think he really cares enough about the UA-cam page to hire someone for that

  • @Leave_The_Hall_69
    @Leave_The_Hall_69 25 днів тому +2

    17:00 -- change this to Hell's has the MOST DEADSTOCK in the Underground metal scene. Always new 🗑 that gathers dust on metalists shelves 😂

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 25 днів тому

      Rather repetitive by now don't you think. #playedout

    • @Leave_The_Hall_69
      @Leave_The_Hall_69 25 днів тому

      ​@@distributorovkvlt-points5481facts ain't attacks, Dillhole

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 25 днів тому

      @@Leave_The_Hall_69 Fvckin' love me some HHR deadstock! You know it homie!

    • @TimmyTurner421
      @TimmyTurner421 25 днів тому

      ​@@distributorovkvlt-points5481You mistake deadstock with dillholes

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 25 днів тому

      @@TimmyTurner421 LOL For some unknown reason lil Timmy "hung like a fruit-fly" Turner's trying to get in on the DoKP vs Hall experience. You gotta bring better quips than that Timothy, snideness alone only goes so far.

  • @650AFTERHOURSOC
    @650AFTERHOURSOC 25 днів тому +2

    ☕🚬

  • @Vincent-The-Attorney
    @Vincent-The-Attorney 25 днів тому

    "People that sell seven churches"?! Whaddya Catholic Realtor or sumthin big DAWG?!

  • @Amp389x
    @Amp389x 22 дні тому

    1:00
    1:00
    1:00
    1:00
    Just in case you Jo Jo’s didn’t know

  • @WALDENSOFTWARE
    @WALDENSOFTWARE 24 дні тому +2

    Not sure how someone has the time to bich about DA DAWG making $50 measley stinken bucks when there are trillions made elsewhere 😂

    • @The_Original_Homeboy
      @The_Original_Homeboy 24 дні тому

      I'm always bitching about the Dawg. He practically lives rent-free in my head.

    • @solarempiresuomi8815
      @solarempiresuomi8815 24 дні тому +1

      Nothing wrong with the Dawg getting paid for providing a service.

  • @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal
    @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal 25 днів тому +2

    Mother fucker had me laughing most of the video. Just like the good old days. I don’t really miss the reviews at all. I did find a couple of those bands to be pretty good. But it seemed like a lot of people just sent him stuff that they knew he wouldn’t like.

    • @The_Original_Homeboy
      @The_Original_Homeboy 25 днів тому +1

      Comments questions definitely generate better reactions.

    • @MikeG42
      @MikeG42 24 дні тому +1

      It certainly was one of his most entertaining videos in awhile.

    • @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal
      @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal 24 дні тому +1

      I agree with both of you kind gentleman, now where did I leave off on this fuckin essay

  • @kenlen8029
    @kenlen8029 25 днів тому

    Doesn't like The Wiggles confirmed

  • @Vdoom777
    @Vdoom777 24 дні тому

    Shout out to flatbrim88. Dwog was all up in his feelings.

  • @user-kd8ol2ro9t
    @user-kd8ol2ro9t 25 днів тому +1

    Don't tell 12 400 people to do same thing and expecten to not fuck it up.

  • @Riky_Jones
    @Riky_Jones 25 днів тому +1

    🎥 FILM BATTLE: Halloween (1978) Vs. The Thing (1982)

    • @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal
      @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal 25 днів тому +1

      Halloween

    • @sinisterking6009
      @sinisterking6009 25 днів тому +1

      Halloween

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 25 днів тому +3

      The Thing (Halloween is by far the most over-rated and REDUNDANT horror franchise of all time).

    • @Pagan_Fears
      @Pagan_Fears 25 днів тому +4

      The Thing is a way better movie overall. Debatably the greatest horror movie of all time.

    • @mateo_metal666
      @mateo_metal666 25 днів тому +2

      The thing is my favorite movie. Animatronic monsters are the best

  • @AMPHETASAUR
    @AMPHETASAUR 25 днів тому +8

    Id rather talk Ripping Coprse than Fitness. I go to Justin channel for metal talk, not how to get six pack abs, for that we can ask the female aerobics introductors at the local gym, if thats too scary for some of you guys, send Justin a paidski so he can call you a 19 year old virgin.

    • @metall1983
      @metall1983 25 днів тому

      same here dude metal only fuck that fitness shit go to a gym talk to a trainer for fuck sakes

    • @yuhcans203
      @yuhcans203 24 дні тому

      Ion think it's that deep bro jus ranting off the top of the head with no script

  • @MaxGasm666
    @MaxGasm666 25 днів тому +2

    J brah. What’s your opinion on the “hawk tuah” chick?

    • @hamachancutter
      @hamachancutter 25 днів тому

      Those guys in Blackbraid will not be pleased with this meme, brotown! Canceled like a stick/tub of butter!!

    • @MaxGasm666
      @MaxGasm666 25 днів тому

      @@hamachancutter Blackbraid who?

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 24 дні тому

      @@MaxGasm666 Was Blackbraid inspired by Pantera or Glamtera bruh bruh?

  • @dinkins335
    @dinkins335 24 дні тому +2

    Too many non musicians with opinions about musicians. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal
      @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal 24 дні тому +1

      Those are my favorites. I love when some non guitar playing mother fucker says I suck. I ask them to play me something cool. But they can barely play the stereo

  • @mikeviolate666
    @mikeviolate666 24 дні тому +4

    A anti Muslim band from Isreal. I wanna hear em ... \m/

    • @leatherwolf7493
      @leatherwolf7493 23 дні тому

      F Israel.

    • @lancealot88
      @lancealot88 23 дні тому

      They keep sending Ala Akbar people to America and Europe, but Western people still support them and think they're an ally. Very sick and disturbing. With friends like 1 .s. .r. a. el who needs enemies?

  • @granthelas4468
    @granthelas4468 25 днів тому

    The fluff is the lower pitch strings on an electric guitar, you should just listen to drum and bass.

  • @Dracul76
    @Dracul76 25 днів тому +2

    If you don’t like the content don’t watch it. Probs a canoe anyways

  • @solarempiresuomi8815
    @solarempiresuomi8815 25 днів тому +4

    J-Dawg humiliating distributor again.
    🤣🤣

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 25 днів тому +4

      Yep, so much so that the Distributor's laughing and congratulating the Dawg.
      Logical thought is a real struggle for you, what a dim-witted devil.

    • @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal
      @KaaiHawaiianDeathMetal 25 днів тому +2

      I thought it was fuckin hilarious. I don’t know what Kvlty does for a living. For all I know, the dude could be in commercial agriculture

    • @solarempiresuomi8815
      @solarempiresuomi8815 24 дні тому +1

      ​@distributorovkvlt-points5481 Missing the point brah brah. Dawg says you're talking out of your ass then him and I are in agreement. That's all that matters. 🤣

    • @distributorovkvlt-points5481
      @distributorovkvlt-points5481 24 дні тому

      @@solarempiresuomi8815 😴😴😴