Please be careful if any of you try this. It’s very easy to give yourself heatstroke in a bubble wrap.. drink loads of water and take breaks with it off.
Brandon is amazing. He doesn’t beg for likes, he doesn’t beg for subscribers, he doesn’t fake talk, he doesn’t say anything bad to other people, he doesn’t clickbait, he is funny and this is exactly why i am wondering why this guy doesn’t have 10m subs yet-
Imagine Gloria comes home one day and Brandon’s passed out on the floor with pads tapped to his face covered in raw egg and bubble wrap with mayonnaise splashed everywhere
that's the reason he WOULD survive. nothing is going to eat him like that haha. also, no snake bites, hypothermia, or poison ivy... I think he may be on to something here...
"Turn dababy into *lil shank* " "Lil butt poker" "Now if someone wants to bellybump with me their gonna um...... *die* " Welcome to another episode of Brandon with no context
“You don’t have to be the fastest person, you just have to be quicker than the slowest person and the smoke will eat that person and then be full and not want...you.” - Brandon Farris 2021. 🤣 I love it.
Me: blinks while watching Brandon’s craft videos 1st blink: Room is made of bubble wraps when my eyes open 2nd blink: his pants are gone 3rd blink: Mayo is raining from the ceiling I’m honestly not surprised by anything anymore.
2:30) “ Some of y’all would never survive in the wild and it shows”🤣🤣🤣 Brandon you are literally top 3 one of my favorite you tubers. You are in #2 and Maria is #3 I love you guys y’all have such a cute family!❤️
"You dont need to be the fastest person, you just have to be faster then the slowest person, then the smoke will eat that person and won't be hungry for you"
I can understand the maternity spike shirt. It gets overwhelming when people just think they can touch you and not ask. Like being pregnant gives them full access to your body. Heck that shirts a great idea, someone market it!!.
“You dont have to be the fastest person, you just got to be quicker than the slowest person, the smoke will eat that person, and will be full....and....not...want.........you LMAO
"Are you too short to have respect come to you naturally?!" 😂😂 God this made me laugh. ...had a shit night at work and came home to this, totally the best part of my day 💜
My wife: "I bet he's thinking about cheating on me" Me: *Remembers that time dying laughing because Imbrandonfarris covered his room in bubble wrap then ran and tripped on a pot and ran into is desk and shelf*
"JOKES ON YOU TODD, it doubles as a hat" "just pick 'ya up one of these hat stabbies-PAT-IN-PENDING-" "just give him the old 1 2...knives into the chest- thats murder"
I swear brandon farris is under rated like he's full on hilarious destroys his house in almost every episode makes great content and y'all remember when he spent some time eating tarantulas intell it wasn't funny anymore😂
Can you please pin this comment I don’t know why I just never been pinned before
ohmygod it worked
ooo wowie look at you! u got pinned :D
@Lindsey Plumley i guess so
Oh my god this worked thank you this was my first pinned comment ever🥰
Lol
This guy is literally the human embodiment of 'Chaotic Good'
Ahhh an oxymoron that he is
oof some other guy copied you and got more likes and hearts
@@midnightsnackz9916 ik I seen that lmaoo
Is your profile pic Tsu yu or am i an idiot
Like for yea
@@unidentified7463 No, but I'm gonna change it to tsu 💙💙
That. Is a lot of bubble wrap. Gotta try that.
Lol same
*share it with me*
Can i pop it??
I'd have the irresistible urge to jump from a rooftop but not like in a suicidal way just like in an I wanna hear all the popping kind of way yk
Please be careful if any of you try this. It’s very easy to give yourself heatstroke in a bubble wrap.. drink loads of water and take breaks with it off.
Brandon is amazing. He doesn’t beg for likes, he doesn’t beg for subscribers, he doesn’t fake talk, he doesn’t say anything bad to other people, he doesn’t clickbait, he is funny and this is exactly why i am wondering why this guy doesn’t have 10m subs yet-
he is just very... not very but SUPER underrated
Me 2
@Turtle Plays this is exactly what i like to hear :)
Brandon Must agree
Best guy I have ever knew on UA-cam
Imagine Gloria comes home one day and Brandon’s passed out on the floor with pads tapped to his face covered in raw egg and bubble wrap with mayonnaise splashed everywhere
*sighs* "Again??"
It's just Tuesday🤷♀️
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Just imagine that out of 5068 comments and 2 billion youtube occupants I randomly replied to your commet. Lol
What five minute craft shenanigans did this come from?
Not even 5 seconds in and Brandon already broke something
LMAO! TRUE THO-
tttttttrrrrrrruuuuuuuueeeeee
Bruh
Not even two seconds
If he doesn't break something you know somethings up 🤣
“Are you too short for respect to come to you naturally?” Really hit home with that one, Brandon
Facts
i love how there’s chaos as soon as the video starts 😂😂😂
Same 😂
Ikr lol
Well it wouldn't be a Brandon Farris video with out chaos.
Right? Lmao
I like your username 🙂
"Octopuses"
"Octopi?"
"...I could go for some pie"
I love this man
I LoVe pumpkin pie 🥧 🤤
Mee too
Octopodes
“are you too short that respect doesn’t come to you naturally” i feel attacked 😂
Same😂
Same!!
Me though
same lmaoo
when your in 9th grade and the 6th graders call you short-
Brandon:
“Give him the old one two!”
Also Brandon
“T-That’s murder.”
It's the best way to get away with something lol just say what it id and then go WACHAAA
Lol
*Fan blows dust*
Brandon: "Been there."
Me: Yeah he was there just last week with baby powder
LMAO
Haha
True
I laughed so hard when I saw that one
“Are you too short for respect to come to you naturally?” 😂
Yep
Just imagine that out of 5068 comments and 2 billion youtube occupants I randomly replied to your commet.
@@Guest59112 Noice
“your walking in...dOwNtOwN La??”
*realizes*
“Oh it’s smoke”
I mean with all the forest fires it's accurate 😂😭
Brandon:
“What in the Judas priest baby.”
Quote of 2021
I wanna copy
sCrEe
Jear desus
Nezuko pfp :0
“Lets say I’m wearing ladies underwear”
Brandon you paused there for a *very awkward amount of time*
Uuuuuhhh
Cause he WAS wearing ladies underwear when he got back up. LoL
@@tashanicole8890 he was wearing them before he said that too (right? I think so? Ehh I don’t remember)
@@tashanicole8890 onnn
@@tashanicole8890 ohhh
2:21 PLSSS THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST PART
"some of you would not survive in the wilderness, and it shows"
Says the man wrapped in bubble wrap.
he’s very much prepared
that's the reason he WOULD survive. nothing is going to eat him like that haha. also, no snake bites, hypothermia, or poison ivy... I think he may be on to something here...
@@arushik1612 yes but he would also be very warm and could die of heat stoke
@lou davey Stop being a poise
he could go sky diving without a parachute and walk away unscaved
"Turn dababy into *lil shank* "
"Lil butt poker"
"Now if someone wants to bellybump with me their gonna um...... *die* "
Welcome to another episode of Brandon with no context
Yes No touch or *Die* :D
😂😂😂😂😂
Wow that is so accurate
"creamed with condiments"
Is Brandon *ever* in context?
“You don’t have to be the fastest person, you just have to be quicker than the slowest person and the smoke will eat that person and then be full and not want...you.” - Brandon Farris 2021. 🤣 I love it.
Lol
@@elizabethafton7331 bruh
Ok like as soon as I saw this comment he started saying that
@@amyemes1968 Nice 😂
"Some of you would not survive in the wild and it shows.......what do hives look like?"
1:15 TH KNIVES BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER
The fact that he dresses up as a bubble wrap Baymax shows how committed he is to doing these hacks-
“Wanna hear my baby?” Now THAT is a death sentence. Pun intended.
ABORT mission 😂😂
Lol 😂😂
Me: blinks while watching Brandon’s craft videos
1st blink: Room is made of bubble wraps when my eyes open
2nd blink: his pants are gone
3rd blink: Mayo is raining from the ceiling
I’m honestly not surprised by anything anymore.
2:30) “ Some of y’all would never survive in the wild and it shows”🤣🤣🤣
Brandon you are literally top 3 one of my favorite you tubers. You are in #2 and Maria is #3 I love you guys y’all have such a cute family!❤️
"Now if someone wants to belly bump me they're gonna... *die* "
-Brandon Farris 2021
Loved this quote. I was hoping he would say die. :P
"boom. now if someone wants to belly bump with me there gunna... d- die."
You copied of someone
@@goldiedooshes7531 what?
1:11
Its just a one, two *thrusts belly* three.... wait thats murder
Carmen?
“wanna hear da baby... and then maybe never again”🤠
THE NOISE IT MADE WHEN HE HONKED HIS HEAD I CANNOT 3:50
can we just appreciate how many things Brandon broke for the sake of our enjoyment? 👏
Yes
Absolutely u-u
now we just wait until he breaks a bone (jk)
Of course
YES YES YES you have to love Beebs 💜💛🖤
“Now if someone wants to belly bump with me there’re gonna...d-die”
😂
Yeah but then he laughs... 😂
"You dont need to be the fastest person, you just have to be faster then the slowest person, then the smoke will eat that person and won't be hungry for you"
I love it
Idek sparks loves it
Its true
@@rose_demon2821 survival of the fastest???
1:32 i cant stop laughing XD
this man embarasses himself for our entertainment, whadda good guy.
Embarrasses!!?! Nothing embarrassing about this. He’s become stupid and repetitive.
@@shawnasmith3121 you don't have to be rude. If you don't like his videos, then don't watch.
@@shawnasmith3121 rude much?
Hun, if your gonna hate, then why you watching his videos on the first place? 😑
not embarrassing at all... this is funny af
No one:
Brandon: wraps his entire office in bubble wrap.
ngl, his office needs a lot more than bubble wrap to keep it safe XD
@@sophiaelise8710 probably needs to protect it all in concrete and steel
He needs to after what happens with his homemade hammock and “easier” way to put yo pants on 😂
I don't think he realizes that if he wants to make a mess he can just..go outside 🤣
I never realized how much I needed this guy I have never laughed so much in my life the point he so calm but also mad at some pointsXD
Ya me to
Same 😂🤚🏾
Oh hi cancer I didn’t know you had a UA-cam account
@@evyp1560 welcome to america what illness do you want
@@nezukokamado46 mmm how abouttt one that kills me quickly
"Joke's on you, Todd, It doubles as a hat!" This dude is chaotic in all the right ways
tips glass on purpose knowing what the outcome will be:
Brandon: *gets scared
“Let’s say I wear woman’s underwear”
No one:
Not a soul:
Mother mother starts playing *
I wear women's underwear
Angelgirl.sisterdemon Love I read the first part and also thought of it
i'm wearing ladies underwear*
@@pyrojack8230 same. TWINS!
i was just listening to them im gonna go back and listen now (i'm on a computer and i always have at least 1 YT tab and just one YT music tab)
Nobody:
Brandon Farris: dumps a bowl of liquid on a fan
2:15 MICHELLEN MAN
“Turn da baby into lil shank”
-Brandon Farris 2021
Girl: “are these shoes made of knives?”
Brandon: “Maybe they are. They were very expensive”
His knife shoes weren’t enough apparently
He's making a whole line of of clothes lol
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"You wanna hear the baby? And then maybe never again?"
-Brandon, 2021
1st reply lol
2nd reply
@@andrewmullin9154 3d reply
4th reply
-5th Reply-
3:25 that’s my third grade teacher miss creach
😨
“JOKES ON YOU TODD! IT- DOUBLES AS A HAT”
😂
I can understand the maternity spike shirt. It gets overwhelming when people just think they can touch you and not ask. Like being pregnant gives them full access to your body. Heck that shirts a great idea, someone market it!!.
*sees smoke*
Nobody:
Brandon Farris: they must be in downtown LA
I’m dying lol
lmaooo
1:23 in tears
“And let’s just assume that I’m wearing ladies underwear....(instantly regrets what he said)...anyway,”
"Are you too short for respect to come to you naturally?"
I have never been more called out in my entire life XD
Same😂
At 4'10" I can't even tell ya how many times I've had that happen to me! Ugh!
@@kelleywillis3789 same. I’m 4’11” and everyone thinks I’m a 10 year old child lmao
@@callawon229 well, I definitely look too old to be mistaken for a child now, but yes, that did used to be a problem.
The amount of cleaning this man has to do!
fun fact: this is his least messy video
He has a cleaner apparently
@@ContentDeleted10332 rip his cleaner
@@zofia3441 really?
@@calebspurrell2191 yep
4:04 That was egg not urine 😌
I said that wrong😓
@@Astronaut662 dont care😹
"Boom! Now if someone wants to belly bump with me, they're gonna............die"
😂😂epic
“Are you to short to have respect come to you naturally?” *cries in small*
Same 😭 😂 😭
Too
am short, can relate
@Wolf Mafia which part-? Because he said the quote
This guy is hilarious,he don’t get enough recognition for the effort that he puts in these videos
yea :(
I agree, he bubble wrapped his entire room and broke glass on carpet
“i’m sure i could find a use for broken glass, but none as 25 to life as you guys” 0:29
The Waffle House Has Found Its New Host
“You dont have to be the fastest person, you just got to be quicker than the slowest person, the smoke will eat that person, and will be full....and....not...want.........you
LMAO
“Ooo there’s a little left” throws it at the fan hahaha
"Are you too short to have respect come to you naturally?!" 😂😂 God this made me laugh. ...had a shit night at work and came home to this, totally the best part of my day 💜
"Let's just say I'm wearing ladies underwear"
*Awkward silence*
"Okay moving on!"
-Brandon Farris February 5th, 2021
Brandon doesnt need 5 minute crafts, 5 minutes crafts need him!
Is no one talking about how he dropped a sheet of glass on his floor?! He is going to bring finding shards of glass everywhere for a very long time.
and its a carpet no less LMFAO
glittery keester shanks
Anyone else getting anxiety, thinking he's going to step on a piece of glass still in the carpet?
Now I am 👀🥺🥺🥺
I was worried when he groin jumped the bubble wrap he was going to land on the head shank.
I was like: Doesn't he have a cat and a dog? And the door is open?! Oh god.
I forgot he did that already lol
No but now I do😭
0:47
I CANT I-
“Boom
Now if someone wants to belly bump me they’re gonna- die.”
-Brandon Farris 2021
Then he laughs. 😂
Can we just appreciate this guy doing this for our internment
entertainment? internment is very different lmao i find this hilarious but im not laughing at you im probably just tired lol
internment? am i gaining work experience? i’d love this line of work ngl lol 😂
Entertainment*
@@cheese17740 I don’t think you know what ‘internment’ means
@@katsukibakugou9730 pretty sure they were making a pun/joke
When you see everything wrapped up in bubble wrap you realize how much work he puts into his video's.
Brandon: Covers the whole room in bubble wrap
Me: Lying dead on the floor from laughing too hard
My wife: "I bet he's thinking about cheating on me" Me: *Remembers that time dying laughing because Imbrandonfarris covered his room in bubble wrap then ran and tripped on a pot and ran into is desk and shelf*
Dying
I'm still confused about the bubble wrap thing
If wife thinks that about her husband I don't think that's a good wife
"JOKES ON YOU TODD, it doubles as a hat" "just pick 'ya up one of these hat stabbies-PAT-IN-PENDING-" "just give him the old 1 2...knives into the chest- thats murder"
Patent
its patent. patent pending. as in waiting for something to patented
brandon just made my day better.
a life without brandom is a life without life
Can we appreciate all the pain/embarrassment he goes through and all the messes he makes just to entertain us
When he covered his room in bubble rap I felt inclined to like
I swear brandon farris is under rated like he's full on hilarious destroys his house in almost every episode makes great content and y'all remember when he spent some time eating tarantulas intell it wasn't funny anymore😂
It's not his house, it's his working space, and he has people who clean it up.
Intell? You mean, until. You’re welcome.
hes like a funny and good version of jake paul
It will never not be funny
@@Sdt526 how do you know that
Brandon: posts
Serotonin: released
Hotel: trivago
4:18 u'll gets it
“Wanna hear da baby? Then maybe never again?” BRUH IM DEAD!! BRANDON IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE UA-camR!!
I am very surprised that he didn't heart this
0:02 the way he jumps gets me every time😂😂
Brandon doesn't know this but he's making everyone's Quarantine better
Sometimes I work so much I forget people are at home 😅
I love how no one is going to question as to why Brandon has possession of that much plastic wrap 😂
*bubble wrap
"Boom. now if someone wants to belly-bump with me, then they're gonna....d-die."
copied
@@ptjhnsn how's it copied if their just quoting something he said lol
@@murphy1551 copied from another comment that says the exact same thing
just saying that chair he has....that's like a 200 dollar chair and he's literally stabbing it lol
That wasn’t stabbing, that was shanking.
@@monith9496 YESSSS 😂😂
“Do you mind if I take off my jacket” “Okay thank you”
Omg- I’m a huge fan!!!!! Omg-
I love how he didn’t expect the glass shattering
"oh yeah, these were my old combat pants" **aggressively throws pelvis into spinning chair**
lol
"You don't have to be the fastest person. You just gotta be quicker than the slowest person."
*From Brandon, who is covered in bubble wrap.*
and the smoke will eat that person
I think that's the safest Brandon and Brandon's stuff has ever been in one of these videos 🤣
I just love how committed he is to the bits
Why is no one talking about how he skipped the pee one. And said... “let’s just assume there was no fire”
This whole video: They called me a criminal, BECAUSE I KILLED SOMEBODY
WHO FREAKING HEARD THIS🤭🤣🤣🤣 i love that line, never gets old....also i CanT sToP lAuGhInG At tHiS OuT oF CoNTeXt. Beautiful lol.
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Thank you for the likes guys! it means a lot!
“What in the judice priest baby” 😂
*Judas
The chaos within one video is the reason i subbed.... you are the parts of my brain that try to reasonable but just doesnt listen...
"also, let's say I'm wearing ladies underwear"
**verbatim starts playing**
I was just about to comment on that, nobody has said that but you.
Hello my fellow gays/non cis peeps (or ally’s, I don’t think any homophobes listen to mother mother cuz their stuff is gay as hell-)
YES
i love this
E
Underrated comment
Brandon: goes to prison
Also Brandon: “don’t worry bout me getting mugged, I learned on how to make a shank in 5 minutes!
😂 We all might need em
Not “we” !!! YALL
@@bofa6497 what?
The effort he puts into these videos... This man really bubble rapped his whole room for our amusement
My last words:
"Is that a knife in my ear" 😂
1:34 "give him the old 1 2. Knives into the chest! that murder...." I died!!!!!😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😄😁
Brandon says “Some of you would not survive in the woods it shows” also Brandon “U-uh what do hives look like”