Fight Scene Autopsy: Mulan - IT'S WORSE THAN YOU THINK. . .

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  • @ignatius7812
    @ignatius7812 4 роки тому +5105

    NGL Shad's not just flluffing his own book, Shadow of the Conqueror magic is so well rounded, it feels like a puzzle you can only solve by reading the book. Vs most magic systems that is just pulling stuff out ones ass. Now if only I could get more books by Shad....

    • @iratevagabond204
      @iratevagabond204 4 роки тому +125

      The real question is, can he adapt his magic system to an RPG system like Harnmaster, Rolemaster, or Runequest/Mythras?

    • @ignatius7812
      @ignatius7812 4 роки тому +86

      @@iratevagabond204 I trust him with every cell in my body

    • @crusadernikolai1996
      @crusadernikolai1996 4 роки тому +69

      The Name of the wind is a book with a magical system that was very scientific if I remember correctly... it’s been some time since I’ve read it

    • @iratevagabond204
      @iratevagabond204 4 роки тому +32

      @@crusadernikolai1996 Just did a cursory glance at it, and it looks like an interesting series and magic system.

    • @ZacoLV
      @ZacoLV 4 роки тому +40

      Shad is the master of logics lol try Cogent and youll see

  • @Gargorok.
    @Gargorok. 4 роки тому +10395

    She discards her metal armor because she learns how much stronger her plot armor is

    • @moosemuffins2191
      @moosemuffins2191 4 роки тому +259

      Mulan thinks she's a mordhau maul man. However she isn't

    • @Bubben246
      @Bubben246 4 роки тому +134

      Or she's a Monk

    • @OwO377
      @OwO377 4 роки тому +107

      This is what happen when to much plot armor through out the movie.

    • @Captaincory1
      @Captaincory1 4 роки тому +84

      @@Bubben246 i was going to go DND logic with unarmored defense and say maybe barbarian, but, after looking into the monk class in the PHB as I hadn't looked into it beforehand, with her skill set the monk class makes more sense

    • @Eidenhoek
      @Eidenhoek 4 роки тому +24

      NO
      My *sister* was yelling at that, and she doesn't care about things.
      NO

  • @Atheismisareligion
    @Atheismisareligion 4 роки тому +2685

    "dishonor on your script, dishonor on your plot, dishonor on your director!" -mushu 2020 'gone but not forgotten'

    • @akaniotevanos9861
      @akaniotevanos9861 4 роки тому +74

      **In the Arms of an Angel plays**

    • @bandit6272
      @bandit6272 4 роки тому +127

      They lost me when they cut Mushu. Best part of the movie. RIP in pepperonis little dragon

    • @lekhaclam87
      @lekhaclam87 4 роки тому +71

      Dishonor on your cow!

    • @forestwells5820
      @forestwells5820 4 роки тому +68

      @@bandit6272 On it's own, it didn't lose me because I heard talk it was meant to be "more true to the original legend". Having no idea what the original legend was, I was willing to see what they did with it.
      Then I heard about other changes made, and each one drew yet another sigh.

    • @punbug4721
      @punbug4721 4 роки тому +80

      Dishonor on your choice of filming location too.

  • @Ariverfish
    @Ariverfish 4 роки тому +4060

    "I hate the live-action Disney remakes." - Sun Tzu

    • @mandowarrior123
      @mandowarrior123 4 роки тому +32

      @@thundermarkperun1083 only a dancing girl when they don't follow orders and laugh.

    • @penginlord9396
      @penginlord9396 4 роки тому +186

      "Sun Tzu said that! I think he knows a little more about film reviews then You do pal because he Invented it!"
      -Soldier, tf2

    • @kylemarthaller3920
      @kylemarthaller3920 4 роки тому +4

      YES

    • @kohinarec6580
      @kohinarec6580 4 роки тому +64

      Sun Tzu would never say that.
      Your social credit has decreased.
      Purchasing of noodles not allowed.

    • @bonercat3059
      @bonercat3059 4 роки тому +41

      @@mandowarrior123 this is funny considering that sun tzu actually train or suggest the concubines to know martial arts or drill them to use weapon in order to protect the king.

  • @gcewing
    @gcewing 3 роки тому +1084

    29:12 This makes perfect sense. The archers were so exhausted from holding their bows taught for 30 seconds that they couldn't shoot again for the whole battle.

    • @adityanegi1604
      @adityanegi1604 3 роки тому +50

      Underrated comment

    • @schyleringram7279
      @schyleringram7279 3 роки тому +95

      Precisely what I was thinking during that part. "Why aren't they firing again" "probably because they fucking can't lol"

    • @florians9949
      @florians9949 2 роки тому +59

      They dislocated their shoulders after the first colley.🤣

    • @ericstephen1036
      @ericstephen1036 2 роки тому +2

      😂

    • @E-6969
      @E-6969 Рік тому +1

      911

  • @andyz2861
    @andyz2861 4 роки тому +2025

    “Never fire more than one arrow. If you can’t kill your target with one arrow, why waste ammunition?”
    - Not Sun Tzu

    • @mustard4762
      @mustard4762 3 роки тому +86

      True, you should just use one arrow to check the distance and if you can kill the enemy at that distance

    • @gamelandmaster3680
      @gamelandmaster3680 3 роки тому +82

      @@mustard4762 But they were in range! They could have fired more than 1 arrow AFTER the test shot. Even if they fired 20 arrows they would almost have a 100% to kill a guy.

    • @mustard4762
      @mustard4762 3 роки тому +17

      @@gamelandmaster3680 gotta check first

    • @giulyanoviniciussanssilva2947
      @giulyanoviniciussanssilva2947 3 роки тому +41

      "If you are going to eat a bland banquet it is better to just eat a perfect mini-burger "
      -Me.

    • @steeljawX
      @steeljawX 3 роки тому +55

      Actually, I checked my equipment that was issued to me. It lists me as an archer with a "bow and arrow." Singular. Meaning once it's gone, I'm screwed. . . . . . . Didn't know that Red Army Supply syndrome was running rampant before the Red Army.

  • @Adam-xf6sq
    @Adam-xf6sq 3 роки тому +2140

    Original Mulan: **struggles** **almost gets kicked out of training** out of desperation to protect her country she tries to climb the stick again. Wait... maybe these weights aren’t meant to be obstacles. What if I tried to use them to climb instead.
    New mulan: climbs a mountain with no struggle at all because she can.

    • @rebeccawhittington8979
      @rebeccawhittington8979 3 роки тому +296

      that's why I love the original Mulan. she wasn't amazing straight off the bat, she had to work hard to get there.

    • @scout360pyroz
      @scout360pyroz 3 роки тому +285

      @@rebeccawhittington8979 not to mention she is never unrealistic in what she does in the OG.
      its a mixture of skill, tactics, cunning, a bit of luck, and a realistic level of physical fitness that lets her pull off everything she does in the original.
      she never tries to fight the main bad guy, who is far stronger and skilled than she is, head on. Or his army, for that matter.
      instead she controls the battlefield via affecting the environment or by denying the enemy their target, if I remember correctly.
      why fight an army when you can use an avalanche?
      why fight off an elite group of assassin/bruisers when you can just use your own elite group to snatch their target away and force them to fight you on your own terms?

    • @rebeccawhittington8979
      @rebeccawhittington8979 3 роки тому +165

      @@scout360pyroz exactly. She uses her brain. She thought the whole avalanche on the spot when she saw the reflection on a mountain peak in her sword (if I remember right) and realised she could use it.

    • @Mattsimilate
      @Mattsimilate 3 роки тому +109

      They basically just turned Mulan into another Rey.

    • @franconunez925
      @franconunez925 3 роки тому +134

      Also, another thing I liked is that her group started as a bunch of idiots at best and assholes at worse, but after she showed how she's willing to give effort and discipline into becoming a warrior, the team passed from a bunch of imbeciles to a actual group of soldiers and comarades willing to help each other(or at least that's how I remember it), meanwhile in this movie... between her plot armor and being the CHOUSEN JUAN! She is just her own army.

  • @st.salton4024
    @st.salton4024 4 роки тому +1131

    The witch couldnt stand the movie anymore, thats why she offed herself

    • @scottski02
      @scottski02 4 роки тому +53

      RIP unnamed witch lady

    • @Apollos-rest
      @Apollos-rest 4 роки тому +8

      I would've too

    • @OptimalOwl
      @OptimalOwl 4 роки тому +4

      Would that we had all been so lucky.

    • @nalinea18
      @nalinea18 4 роки тому +23

      @Empty Chaotic ”when she was younger” ⬅️ holy shit, I just checked and Gong Li is 54. I thought she was like 30. I need to find out her skincare routine, I’m 24 and I have more wrinkles than she does 😅

    • @herheartbeats5727
      @herheartbeats5727 4 роки тому +1

      I can understand her...

  • @squiddler7731
    @squiddler7731 3 роки тому +427

    My headcanon is that the witch character achieved self-awareness, realized she was in the live-action Mulan remake, and took the arrow as an out.
    Also yes I laughed when I watched that part too

  • @EyeOfMagnus4E201
    @EyeOfMagnus4E201 4 роки тому +561

    Well, obviously from Shad’s example, the Chinese archers were only able to fire one shot because after holding their bows for 31 seconds, most of them had hurt themselves too badly to fire a second shot after holding their bows drawn for that long.

    • @joshaviahbidania7517
      @joshaviahbidania7517 4 роки тому +82

      Yeah... and they couldnt fire more arrows because they focused their training on hand to hand combat instead of whats useful

    • @janluus9590
      @janluus9590 4 роки тому +17

      Why not just start pulling back 10 seconds before firing? Could that work?
      Then they could fire 3 shots

    • @joebomb1019
      @joebomb1019 4 роки тому +6

      They could probably do better, considering they're shooting at a group of enemies

  • @danielrosen2219
    @danielrosen2219 4 роки тому +708

    The Shadiversity News
    Day 1. Shad manages to watch the Mulan fight scene
    Day 2. Shad analyzes the scene for us
    Day 3. Shad has been diagnosed with clinical depression as a result pray for him to watch a good fight scene that will aide his recovery

    • @Shadeius
      @Shadeius 4 роки тому +20

      Day 4. Shad advertised audio book of a very controversial author.

    • @jackmorgan1710
      @jackmorgan1710 4 роки тому +6

      ua-cam.com/video/J7MYlRzLqD0/v-deo.html
      Would that count as a good fight scene?

    • @AtelierGod
      @AtelierGod 4 роки тому +8

      Good fight scene as in an actual historically accurate fight scene or so over the top that you throw realism out the window and just enjoy it?

    • @danielrosen2219
      @danielrosen2219 4 роки тому +4

      @@AtelierGod Yes

    • @kristiwilbanks794
      @kristiwilbanks794 4 роки тому +3

      Wait does Shad actually have clinical depression?

  • @Delta285
    @Delta285 4 роки тому +625

    "He who moves first controls the enemy."
    Sun Tzu would say "Let this general be dismissed."

    • @sternis1
      @sternis1 4 роки тому +122

      It would have been interesting if the film-makers would have studied The Art of War in preparation for this film. Surely it would in the Chinas interest to present the teachings and tactics of Sun Tzu in a good light, because they fucking WORK!

    • @tomraineofmagigor3499
      @tomraineofmagigor3499 4 роки тому +65

      @@sternis1 they were too busy thanking the leaders of concentration camps for that. Disney is just fine with human rights violations!

    • @medallion2836
      @medallion2836 4 роки тому +32

      the rule is, not to besiege walled cities if it can possibly be avoided. - sun tzu

    • @couragew6260
      @couragew6260 4 роки тому +22

      @@medallion2836
      Example:
      Why attack the castle, when the supporting crops are outside
      Just Divide and Conquer like Napoleon...
      Divide and Conquer was from Napoleon, right?

    • @eldorados_lost_searcher
      @eldorados_lost_searcher 4 роки тому +29

      @@couragew6260
      It's an old strategy, but Napoleon used it often and effectively.
      Scipio's attack on Hamilcar Barca, preventing a link up with Hannibal comes to mind.

  • @ineffable0ne
    @ineffable0ne 3 роки тому +521

    "He who moves first controls the enemy" - Captain Leeroy Jenkins.

    • @LamanKnight
      @LamanKnight 3 роки тому +49

      That would have been a great punchline to the original Leeroy Jenkins video. After all his teammates die, and they say, "Leeroy, you are just stupid as hell," he could respond with the mighty words in his fantastic, iconic voice:
      "He who moves first controls the enemy."

    • @RanMouri82
      @RanMouri82 3 роки тому +5

      ROFL! Perfect!

    • @Pangora2
      @Pangora2 3 роки тому

      Napoleon?

    • @alexs6746
      @alexs6746 3 роки тому +8

      “Just run in and kill stuff” -leeroy Jenkins

    • @florians9949
      @florians9949 2 роки тому +7

      @@Pangora2 the difference is that Napoleon actually attacked his enemy. Not leaving a perfectly defendable position and then wait for his opponent to catch him is a disadventageous terrain.

  • @palehorseman8386
    @palehorseman8386 4 роки тому +430

    Trebuchet scene explained: The veterans shoot a couple times. Mulan starts her ride. Lunch and shift change. Veterans go home and interns take over. I can't believe Shad missed that 😉

    • @HiddenRealm
      @HiddenRealm 4 роки тому +66

      It was intern training day, and the first two were just to show the new guys the ropes.
      But remember, I think you mistook their nap time for lunch time, because clearly they weren't awake if they didn't notice mulan running around on horseback collecting helmets, and then placing them one by one up on the cliff and then shooing her horse away. After all if they were *standing around awake* that whole time *doing nothing*, someone would've looked her direction at least once.
      So clearly, they were asleep. Then Mulan waited patiently for them to wake up and get ready for the next volley.... I mean she had too, you can't surprise sleeping Mongols after all, their eyes aren't open.

    • @luckysevens6852
      @luckysevens6852 4 роки тому +11

      @@HiddenRealm this could be said for the movies writers as well.

    • @ElveeKaye
      @ElveeKaye 4 роки тому +11

      WHEN TREBUCHETS ARE OUTLAWED, ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE TREBUCHETS! ~shakes fist~

    • @NWolfsson
      @NWolfsson 4 роки тому +3

      OH MY GOD I'm cackling x) That was very good.

  • @sevenproxies4255
    @sevenproxies4255 4 роки тому +678

    Remember the original Mulan when she triggered the avalanche with a rocket and it was actually more believable than tricking her enemies to turn a freaking trebuchet and counting on them missing by a mile?
    Serioysly Disney... What happened to you?

    • @Richard-mo1nc
      @Richard-mo1nc 4 роки тому +84

      I loved that scene in the animation. It really honours the lesson from Sun Tzu of defeating your enemy without having to fight. Mulan literally did a one shot (entire army!) one kill.

    • @sevenproxies4255
      @sevenproxies4255 4 роки тому +54

      @@Richard-mo1nc I know right!
      It was also pretty bang on the money in terms of realism. I mean, even IRL they purposefully trigger avalanches in mountain ranges using explosives.
      The only thing i'm not entirely sure of is the historical accuracy of the rockets themselves. But I seem to recall that ancient china did use such weapons at one point. But even if they didn't it would still be plausible on account of the Chinese being one of the earliest makers and users of gunpowder.
      Also, the scene with the avalanche itself is still one of the best action scenes in any Disney film.
      That moment when Mulan went over the cliff edge still on her horse, with Mushu. The Cricket and Shang, firing a rope arrow up to her friends while in mid fall off the cliff.
      I swear, that moment in the cinema first time I saw it, my heart stopped for a moment! :S
      Except for Shen-Po's superhuman strength in pulling them back up to safety, no damn magic crutches were necessary for the awesome scene.

    • @gohunt001-5
      @gohunt001-5 4 роки тому +14

      @@Richard-mo1nc
      One shot multikill*

    • @alexblake5369
      @alexblake5369 4 роки тому +40

      Not to mention the setup/tactics was just so much better. For starters the battlefield is consistent (as in it's on a mountain, during snow season) and Shang isn't stupidly leading his vastly smaller force to their death in a suicide last stand. No after discovering the remains of the main army, Shang is smartly trying to locate the enemy forces while at the same time repositioning his own tropes into a better tactical position. Now normally you would send out scouts to try and find the enemy first before repositioning your forces but you can argue that Shang knows that time is not on their side and the enemy must be getting close to the capital so he makes a risky decision of trying to do both at the same. A decision that brilliantly backfires when one of the rockets misfires, alerting the enemy to their position.
      With retreat almost impossible in this landscape Shang then makes the only logical decision, Prepare for a suicidal last stand with a focus on killing the enemy leader.

    • @arnowisp6244
      @arnowisp6244 4 роки тому +16

      @@alexblake5369 Don't forget the decision only backfired because of Mushu. (Still love him)

  • @TheCoffeeKramer
    @TheCoffeeKramer 4 роки тому +724

    I still find it funny how the live action adaptation is less realistic than the original animated movie.

    • @jacobitewiseman3696
      @jacobitewiseman3696 4 роки тому +30

      Yeah Cinderella at least tried breaking the lock apart.

    • @andrewshraga7301
      @andrewshraga7301 4 роки тому +58

      Legit tho ... The scene where they are singing and marching and then bam massacred army ... Mulan picks up the doll ... How much is conveyed in a few seconds ... The real cost of war ... The more you sit and compare scenes of struggle and sacrifice from the animation to the live action the more ridiculous it gets ... I actually like those stupid ridiculous martial arts films because they are stupid and you don't have to take them seriously... If they'd called this crouching Tiger hidden Mulan and not claimed any relation to the animation it would have probably worked fine in that genre ...

    • @captainace8295
      @captainace8295 4 роки тому +4

      A lot of live action films/movies are less realistic than animated shows/movies

    • @GaneicMehiro
      @GaneicMehiro 4 роки тому +10

      @@andrewshraga7301 Yes I watched one recently that just escalated the further into the movie it got, started with simple fighting and ended with people that could fly, make frog stances and one could even fly. it was great, hilariously fun to watch because of the silliness because it was intended.

    • @andrewshraga7301
      @andrewshraga7301 4 роки тому +7

      @@GaneicMehiro it wasn't kungfu hustle was it? thats gold

  • @emperoremerald7613
    @emperoremerald7613 3 роки тому +791

    "He who attacks first, controls the enemy."
    Sun Tsu - "If you are equal, then fight if you are able. If you are fewer, then keep away if you are able. If you are not as good, flee if you are able." Did the Disney writers for this garbage even skim the Art of War? How can you make a movie about Chinese heritage without even reading one of it's cultural pillars?

    • @emperorrevan6992
      @emperorrevan6992 3 роки тому +112

      There is one sentence that explains this perfectly on Disney’s part:
      “We don’t care, we’re just doing the bare minimum, now give us your life savings!”

    • @bobrock6438
      @bobrock6438 3 роки тому +17

      @@emperorrevan6992 and yet you somehow fuck even that.

    • @RanMouri82
      @RanMouri82 3 роки тому +20

      @@bobrock6438 That's what happens when they needlessly pander to the woke and the Chinese at the same time. They please nobody and bomb at the box office.

    • @Pangora2
      @Pangora2 3 роки тому +10

      Napoleon and Sunny there would like to disagree. As your quote shows, "keep away if you are able" getting locked up in a siege isn't getting away. You can't outrun nomadic horse archers. Attackers get to choose the battlefield. if the enemy attacks you and you aren't there, is there an attack?

    • @18vladz
      @18vladz 3 роки тому +1

      Facts

  • @popularopinion1
    @popularopinion1 4 роки тому +1194

    "Did they expect the audience to be bloody stupid?!"
    Well, it's Disney, so...

    • @davidlarson242
      @davidlarson242 4 роки тому +46

      Stupid people usually think of themselves as brilliant so yeah, they think everybody else are morons

    • @memelover6917
      @memelover6917 4 роки тому +25

      @@davidlarson242 ah yes the dunning-kruger effect

    • @davidlarson242
      @davidlarson242 4 роки тому +8

      @@memelover6917 Sure is and the studio acting as they did is a prime example of how it can cost millions of dollars

    • @tomo-gq2tq
      @tomo-gq2tq 4 роки тому +5

      The kids that watched the original are grown up now

    • @philtkaswahl2124
      @philtkaswahl2124 4 роки тому +14

      A lot of recent Disney TV cartoon series have had better plotting than this. Whoever directed/wrote this has no excuse.

  • @inasaira8380
    @inasaira8380 3 роки тому +1797

    it bugs me so much that she just threw away her father's armor. theyre not a rich family, what was she thinking?

    • @susanothegreat
      @susanothegreat 3 роки тому +449

      If you take a good look at it, its brand new armor, most likely issued to her in the camp. This implies however that she threw her fathers armor away as soon as she got checked in

    • @inasaira8380
      @inasaira8380 3 роки тому +399

      @@susanothegreat omg thats even worse. holy shit the disrespect.

    • @amieleoliver9119
      @amieleoliver9119 3 роки тому +269

      She's SO upset about losing her father’s sword, but doesn't even blink at ditching the armor

    • @marshmallowvampire8503
      @marshmallowvampire8503 3 роки тому +124

      Honor my ass

    • @XiaoFury
      @XiaoFury 3 роки тому +37

      Because woman.

  • @JuzefaWingedCat
    @JuzefaWingedCat 3 роки тому +1211

    What I love most on war movies - there always someone who trims the tall bushes and the grass on the field before the battle begins. No mole holes, ant hills or uneven terrain or puddles. Those cleaning ninjas are way underrated.

    • @piknos3381
      @piknos3381 3 роки тому +225

      Everyone knows the sweepers and gardeners are absolutely essential to any functional army

    • @TheCrimsonIdol987
      @TheCrimsonIdol987 3 роки тому +120

      Now there's a movie idea, Yoroni Sashimi: Shinobi Gardener.

    • @olp3850
      @olp3850 3 роки тому +10

      W-what

    • @redmantis3336
      @redmantis3336 3 роки тому +80

      I'm tired and I legit thought cleaning ninjas were a thing for an embarrassing amount of time after reading your comment.

    • @gunchar06
      @gunchar06 3 роки тому +55

      @@redmantis3336 Did you just claim cleaning Ninjas wouldn't be a thing?

  • @Inspectre11
    @Inspectre11 3 роки тому +328

    The thing I most disliked about the movie is in the original Mulan trained really hard and earned her strength, while the Mulan in this movie is born with "ki" or something that just makes her better than everyone else from the start. It's just harder to admire a character that started off better than everyone else. Much easier to admire a character that worked hard and earned her power.

    • @Phil-dp9iq
      @Phil-dp9iq 2 роки тому +32

      Thing is, Dragon Ball uses "ki" as well. However almost every fighter, even the gods, have to train to become more powerful. Even transformations like Super Sayin benefit from training.

    • @Everyonesbuddy829
      @Everyonesbuddy829 2 роки тому +9

      Its chi

    • @alexschalk5439
      @alexschalk5439 2 роки тому +17

      It's also odd that in the actual cartoon, where magic and exaggerated physics are much easier to make look good, had much more grounded fights and relatively few fantastical elements.

    • @SioxerNikita
      @SioxerNikita 2 роки тому +8

      There is ways to write characters that start off better than everyone else, but then you have to make it entertaining and relatable in other ways.
      One Punch Man being a good example, since the series doesn't focus on him being strong really... it focuses on how boring it is to be so strong.
      He has reached peak... Beyond Peak actually, and the writing is far more focused on his day to day life, and the anti-climatic fights.

    • @soothsayingProfit
      @soothsayingProfit 2 роки тому +16

      90's Mulan: You can do anything if you put your mind and body to it
      Remake Mulan: you can do anything if you were born special

  • @JayAndNightASMR
    @JayAndNightASMR 4 роки тому +1306

    I still can't believe they've taken an inspirational female role model and made her into a mary sue with magical powers

    • @huntclanhunt9697
      @huntclanhunt9697 4 роки тому +193

      And they removed the songs. I loved those songs...

    • @vicenzostella1390
      @vicenzostella1390 4 роки тому +206

      It’s an insult to both the animated movie and the original poem.

    • @franklinjones793
      @franklinjones793 4 роки тому +81

      Sounds like Rey

    • @tomjjackson21
      @tomjjackson21 4 роки тому +20

      What's a, "Mary Sue?"

    • @JayAndNightASMR
      @JayAndNightASMR 4 роки тому +130

      @@tomjjackson21 basically acharacter with little to no flaws and can do everything without trying or losing much

  • @BeaglzRok1
    @BeaglzRok1 4 роки тому +432

    As Mushu eloquently put the first time Mulan caused an avalanche:
    "YOU MISSED! HOW COULD YOU MISS HE WAS THREE FEET IN FRONT OF YOU?"

    • @zackkelley2940
      @zackkelley2940 4 роки тому +17

      She hit her target alright, it just wasn't Shan Yu^^

    • @necrosx1872
      @necrosx1872 4 роки тому +45

      Dishonor on you, dihonor on your cow, dishonor on your family...

    • @carthage5352
      @carthage5352 4 роки тому +9

      So that's where the scene in the henry stickmin collection came from

    • @christophvonpezold4699
      @christophvonpezold4699 4 роки тому +15

      tbh, this movie was lost the moment it cut mushu

    • @janluus9590
      @janluus9590 4 роки тому

      Yep

  • @danielcubias432
    @danielcubias432 4 роки тому +291

    "He who moves first controls the enemy" Yes sir like how we moved first and built a castle here to control this area to force the enemy to lay siege here in order to invade the country.

    • @zetaswoop670
      @zetaswoop670 4 роки тому +7

      ikr

    • @NWolfsson
      @NWolfsson 4 роки тому +31

      "He who moves first", like the nomad army that makes us choose between defending or attacking, Sir?
      -A soldier that would have been named general if he had spoken his mind. Or beheaded. One of two.

    • @nervsouly
      @nervsouly 3 роки тому +1

      I'm actually a bit at odd with this point. There are examples in history of people actually countering a siege by riding out of their castles in large numbers before the enemy's arrival to catch them by surprise. One person to successfully execute this tactic was El Cid in 11th century Spain. The siege would probably have broken the defenders over time, but by acting unexpectedly they managed to inflict terrible casualties to the enemy forces as well as capture their commander.

    • @Normacly
      @Normacly 3 роки тому +12

      @@nervsouly Note your own comment, i.e. in large numbers. Moreover, these tactics only work if the enemy forces were spilt up.
      According to the movie, the nomands outnumbered the Han Chinese greatly and the nomands advanced as a single force.
      Besides, El Cid attacked his enemies before they can be prepare. These folks set up in the low grounds and didn't even try to fortify their position.

    • @nervsouly
      @nervsouly 3 роки тому

      @@Normacly ofc. It's just that they made it sound as if the enemy had not been there yet. And they indeed arrive later. Would have been possible to counter them eventually. But not with that ehm "tactic". I was just saying what the general said was not totally wrong by default given the information available at the point where the scene was being paused.

  • @badzombies2003
    @badzombies2003 3 роки тому +918

    My god, this makes Totally Accurate Battle Simulator look hyper realistic in terms of it's combat.

    • @jaegercat6702
      @jaegercat6702 3 роки тому +194

      So it makes it look… totally accurate?

    • @sidire6892
      @sidire6892 3 роки тому +20

      Haha

    • @maybeghost1216
      @maybeghost1216 3 роки тому +44

      You could already read it from the title of the game

    • @bobrock6438
      @bobrock6438 3 роки тому +21

      Saying i played through TABS that is pretty bad.

    • @chartypeplays2396
      @chartypeplays2396 3 роки тому +48

      At least TABS has internally consistent rules that it follows.

  • @somedandy7694
    @somedandy7694 4 роки тому +1657

    Disney Exec: "We decided to take out Mushu, 'cause talking dragons are just silly and don't fit in a realistic movie."
    Perceptive Fan: "But didn't you put in a shape-shifting witch and guys running up walls?"
    Disney Exec: "YOU'RE FROM DREAMWORKS, AREN'T YOU?!"

    • @Well-groomed_Hobo
      @Well-groomed_Hobo 4 роки тому +162

      And a freaking phoenix! Don't forget the freaking phoenix that stole the part from one of the best characters in the original!

    • @davidecolucci6260
      @davidecolucci6260 4 роки тому +153

      @@Well-groomed_Hobo leaving aside that they confused a Chinese phoenix with an Arabian one. Different kind of birds and meaning attributed to them.

    • @kaynesylvar8277
      @kaynesylvar8277 4 роки тому +33

      Dreamworks is just better then Disney.

    • @Dark.Shingo
      @Dark.Shingo 4 роки тому +69

      @@Well-groomed_Hobo dude the phoenix in the movie is just a "Now go here" mechanic. It's not even a friggin' character, but a videogame pointer.

    • @arriannaniv
      @arriannaniv 4 роки тому +10

      I read the book last line in a demonic interrogation voice. Something like Batman “where is she” x50

  • @afkninjachickenwithfries4102
    @afkninjachickenwithfries4102 3 роки тому +1582

    mulan remake: a female empowerment movie where the only way to be good is to be born magical.

    • @МілєнаРусланівнаШведова
      @МілєнаРусланівнаШведова 3 роки тому +87

      It felt like it took my last chicken nugget. That's the level of empowerment i received

    • @juanarocha8629
      @juanarocha8629 3 роки тому +22

      And she asks them to execute her

    • @donnamitsuki281
      @donnamitsuki281 3 роки тому +83

      An already pretty feminist movie completely ruined by the fake and wrong idea Hollywood has of strong female characters

    • @donnamitsuki281
      @donnamitsuki281 3 роки тому +17

      @@juanarocha8629 how is that empowering. Wouldn't empowerment rely on wanting to live

    • @Tzarina8472
      @Tzarina8472 3 роки тому +55

      Looks like this Mulan was yet another victim of Social Justice Warrior. The typical hero of Social Justice Warrior is; female, unstoppable, larger than life, has no social or personal or physical flaws whatsoever, and if there is magic, she is born with it and more of it than anyone in the last 1,000 + years. This is the definition of a Mary Sue in western culture.

  • @OgreManGaming
    @OgreManGaming 4 роки тому +778

    Silly Shad, everyone knows that in a real war, archers only carry a single arrow. Any more than that would just be crazy.

    • @Jayako12
      @Jayako12 4 роки тому +20

      Russian strategy y'all

    • @nk_3332
      @nk_3332 4 роки тому +23

      Send the Irish, arrows cost money, the dead are free - Number 6 versus Mel Gibson, otherwise known as Braveheart.

    • @misterpayah7723
      @misterpayah7723 4 роки тому +44

      Absolutely. When they need more arrows, they can just snatch some out of the air and fire them back. Smh.

    • @Poppenheimer69
      @Poppenheimer69 4 роки тому +13

      "1 arrow for an enemy, a handgun and a bullet for myself"

    • @av3joe576
      @av3joe576 4 роки тому +2

      Hawkeye? Get real

  • @tmwolf100
    @tmwolf100 3 роки тому +152

    Xu is a true hero who want to protect his people from scammers, but was treated so badly that he can't use his real name in public. sad

  • @Seallussus
    @Seallussus 4 роки тому +445

    "He who moves first controls the enemy"
    Sun Tzu is rolling in his grave now.
    He was even Chinese, like can't they actually quote his or incorporate any of ideas?

    • @Ontarianmm
      @Ontarianmm 4 роки тому +42

      So much this, this is almost offensive to Chinese culture.

    • @clayxros576
      @clayxros576 4 роки тому +46

      @@Ontarianmm
      As much as I tend to despise the culture of the Chinese leadership (which is specify cause the common people's culture is rich and I love it) the disrespect shown in this movie is revolting. Even if it takes the nonsense out of the bullcrap portion, the culture of another should still be respected. This is borderline slander.

    • @Ontarianmm
      @Ontarianmm 4 роки тому +33

      @@clayxros576 The modern culture, which like many authoritarian rulers before them are trying to rewrite their own history. What a lot of people forget is how hard China was hit during WW2. The country was broken and thus easily manipulated.

    • @clayxros576
      @clayxros576 4 роки тому +19

      @@Ontarianmm
      Yeah fair point. And with how the people tend to be, you can leverage that ancient romanticized culture to rewrite the culture itself if you're careful. And unfortunately, the founders of the current government were.

    • @kabuto35
      @kabuto35 4 роки тому +9

      I haven't seen the movie so I don't really know the context but seems fairly reasonable to me, like the huns for example couldn't siege Roman cities but instead laid waste to the countryside, and even though the Mongols were better at sieges, they too weren't great. So the Mongols in Mulan could in theory bypass the settlement, but by moving to meet them and force them to take losses, the western taiwanese might entice them to siege the settlement in order to get something for their losses.
      Edit: nevermind, just saw the trebuchet part lol

  • @Sousabird
    @Sousabird 4 роки тому +359

    That's where you're wrong Shad. It is literally impossible for it to be worse than I thought. I have that little faith in the movie.

    • @shadiversity
      @shadiversity  4 роки тому +90

      I wait your comment after the video ^_^

  • @benjaminsousa7657
    @benjaminsousa7657 4 роки тому +232

    I also love that the witch says "your deceit makes you weak," or something like that, but in the same fight, the only reason Mulan survives is because the leather thingy blocks the projectile
    Literally the only way she lives is because of her pretending to be a man. Great female empowerment; try to be a man or you die

    • @HiddenRealm
      @HiddenRealm 4 роки тому +18

      no, because her Qi saved her.............................................
      And even though the witch herself threw that shuriken and know's it's lethality, she still decides the one arrow is deadly towards mulan despite knowing her Qi stops deadly projectiles and she *should therefore be fucking unstoppable by any of their current technology*
      Because magic > man OR woman.

    • @embodimentofimperfection5694
      @embodimentofimperfection5694 4 роки тому +11

      @@HiddenRealm I can't tell if that'd be more stupid or not to be honest

    • @HiddenRealm
      @HiddenRealm 4 роки тому +19

      @@embodimentofimperfection5694 That's because in no way can you logic out bad instances of stupidity by adding more and more logic to it. It just continues to unravel.

    • @Battleguild
      @Battleguild 4 роки тому +3

      Greetings, Good Hunter!

    • @doctorhunter5553
      @doctorhunter5553 4 роки тому +1

      Good hunter, what does thou seek here?

  • @rock2k14
    @rock2k14 3 роки тому +178

    It's a shame how wrong shad is when he says "only comes along once in a blue moon" bad films like this are just a staple of Hollywood now

    • @insensitive919
      @insensitive919 2 роки тому +4

      This movie isn't nearly as funny as Batwoman.

    • @theanialator2
      @theanialator2 2 роки тому +5

      To be fair a blue moon isn’t too uncommon it happens at least once every few years

    • @SioxerNikita
      @SioxerNikita 2 роки тому +5

      Bad films has always been a staple in general. The only difference today is the amount of advertising spent on bad films.
      This idea that old movies were just great, is wrong. There is an entire MOUNTAIN of absolutely fucking terrible movies in any time period. But when looking back, you focus on the good movies. In 20-50 years people will look back at the 2010-2030 period as a Golden Age of movies, because you look at movies like Edge of Tomorrow, 127 Hours, Inception, How To Train Your Dragon, Kickass, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Despicable Me, Dead Pool, Iron Man, Avengers, End Game, etc.
      When you think back, you filter out a lot of the bad.

    • @muckymoe5619
      @muckymoe5619 2 роки тому +1

      @@SioxerNikita that's a very weird list of "golden" movies. Each to their own

    • @SioxerNikita
      @SioxerNikita 2 роки тому +1

      @@muckymoe5619 I mean, you can disagree if you want, but those were movies that were critically acclaimed for being well made as well as commercial successrs

  • @hamhobo123412
    @hamhobo123412 4 роки тому +1288

    Commander: ARCHERS ANOTHER VOLLEY
    Archers: Sorry sir I only brought one arrow with me.

    • @sijigs
      @sijigs 4 роки тому +95

      All the army only brought one .. one arrow

    • @braindead5283
      @braindead5283 3 роки тому +131

      Someone thought they had the 'Infinity' enchantment.

    • @mustard4762
      @mustard4762 3 роки тому +55

      @@braindead5283 probabpy forgot to enchant

    • @petrgrebenicek1067
      @petrgrebenicek1067 3 роки тому +103

      Nah. They couldn't fire second arrow, because their muscles get wasted by that 30s draw holding.
      They are like: Ahh the back pain, please end my suffering.

    • @petercselik5674
      @petercselik5674 3 роки тому +31

      "One out of two gets a bow. The one without follows him! When the one with the bow gets killed, the one who is following picks up the bow and shoots!" - the general kinda ahead of his time

  • @peewypeabody4284
    @peewypeabody4284 4 роки тому +440

    Sun Tzu
    Chapter 4: One defends when his strength is inadequate; he attacks when it is abundant.
    Chapter 12: Move not unless you see an advantage; use not your troops unless there is something to be gained; fight not unless the position is critical. No ruler should put troops into the field merely to gratify his own spleen; no general should fight a battle simply out of pique. If it is to your advantage, make a forward move; if not, stay where you are.
    (en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Sun_Tzu)

    • @shadowofhawk55
      @shadowofhawk55 4 роки тому +68

      Why are you expecting Disney, a multi million dollar company, to put the time into researching Chinese War Philosophers in a movie set in China involving war? Jeez man, let me guess you also expect the sixty dollar game you buy to be completed and have minimal microtransactions.

    • @TheKamiBunny
      @TheKamiBunny 4 роки тому +17

      Also,
      He will win who, prepared himself, waits to take the enemy unprepared.

    • @anomaly7853
      @anomaly7853 4 роки тому +21

      "Ah, my spleen feels gratified." -a ruler putting troops into the field

    • @shadowofhawk55
      @shadowofhawk55 4 роки тому +4

      @@anomaly7853 Never heard that before, what's it referencing?

    • @GamelessOne
      @GamelessOne 4 роки тому +1

      @@shadowofhawk55 Sun Tzu, it's part of the start of this comment thread.

  • @evilmandrake
    @evilmandrake 4 роки тому +888

    Obviously, the "He who moves first controls his enemy" is a reference to Sun Tsu's Art of War. The problem with that is that whoever wrote the line has clearly never read or seriously lacks the scholarly mind enough to understand it. As Sun Tsu would see it, preparing fortifications IS moving first.

    • @Warhamer116
      @Warhamer116 4 роки тому +172

      they probably went for a literal interpretation of the words and thought 'aha, so if I jump before the enemy moves, the enemy loses!'

    • @nicholasfallbrook9810
      @nicholasfallbrook9810 4 роки тому +141

      I would say that they could have translated it as “He who *acts* first...“ instead but then Mulan would probably interpret that as “Put on a dramatic theater performance.“

    • @Warhamer116
      @Warhamer116 4 роки тому +83

      @@nicholasfallbrook9810
      Enemy: Has bigger army with better logistics attacking a fortified citadel with men who can scale walls in seconds
      Mulan: *dabs
      Enemy: routs

    • @SagaceFallito
      @SagaceFallito 4 роки тому +50

      He also made clear that attacking a fortified castle is almost always a disadvantage
      Bruh

    • @franciscolaurean8550
      @franciscolaurean8550 4 роки тому +48

      Leaving a fortress to fight on the low ground on a wide open field while you're outnumbered is the big brain play

  • @migmit
    @migmit 2 роки тому +52

    Actually, Mulan does not swim on the avalanche in the cartoon. We see her - on her horse - emerging from the snow a few times, only to be immediately consumed again. I don't know if it's physically possible, but it's very dramatic and very cool. Who does swim on the avalanche is Mushu - who a) is clearly magical (he is a dragon, and NOT a lizard), b) he is much lighter, and c) he is using a shield as a sled. So, even with a magical creature, who practically runs on the rule of funny, physics is at least plausible.

  • @michaelguenot6177
    @michaelguenot6177 4 роки тому +430

    “They’ve left the castle!”
    “That’s a bold strategy, Cotton, let’s see if it works out for them.”

    • @Cyrathil
      @Cyrathil 4 роки тому +6

      I mean, we see in the first scenes that the fortifications don't really work, so in this universe why not just sally forth?

    • @SydCar
      @SydCar 4 роки тому +15

      @@Cyrathil
      The wall itself didn’t work because they can just climb it.
      But why not have stationed men armed with spears or bows and arrows to hit the guys trying to climb your damn wall.... Get some boulders to drop. Cover them in some kind of flammable substance to drop fireballs...
      Set up some spike traps, don’t just put your expensive ass wall to waste!

    • @bl4cksp1d3r
      @bl4cksp1d3r 4 роки тому +3

      Narrator: It didn't work out for them

    • @4Curses
      @4Curses 4 роки тому

      @@Cyrathil Well, but their Horses can´t climb the walls...yet. So fighting them while they run up a wall vs standing on a wide open field while they are riding on horses. I think they opted for the faster death.
      this China probably didn´t pay their soldiers enough to fight their wish for death.

    • @Cyrathil
      @Cyrathil 4 роки тому

      @@4Curses I get that, but the benefit to walls is their ability to stop an enemy army. An enemy army that can easily bypass those walls (even if only a small subset of the main army can walk on walls the army itself can fairly easily bypass the walls since the small subset bypass the walls, open the gates or do something else to allow passage for the army) you're not really delaying them. Since they don't have a numerical advantage they have little hope of winning inside or outside the walls. So, it would be consistent they are deciding to choose a quick, and honorable, death instead of a slightly slower loss. It makes them choosing a valley as their last stand make a kind of sense.

  • @drinaldi2000
    @drinaldi2000 4 роки тому +680

    "Form ranks, you maggots, form ranks! Pikes in front, archers behind!" -Some "mindless" Orc.
    Puts things in perspective, doesn't it?

    • @JanizMakudomaru
      @JanizMakudomaru 4 роки тому +51

      REEEALLY makes ya think.

    • @pencilartguy3258
      @pencilartguy3258 4 роки тому +93

      Heck, those orcs even had formations and battlefield tactics. They would have had Gondor at their mercy had not the Rohirrim and the undead oathbreakers (I forget what they were called) arrived to help.

    • @johny153
      @johny153 4 роки тому +89

      Do you really call Gothmog the Lieutenant of Morgul some "mindless" orc? HOW DARE YOU!

    • @shrekzebee4435
      @shrekzebee4435 4 роки тому +9

      Mogroth!

    • @sniperely7915
      @sniperely7915 4 роки тому +18

      Aren't orcs pretty smart? Just that their gear is simple but effective...

  • @genericweeb7300
    @genericweeb7300 4 роки тому +617

    They removed Mushu because it was deemed direspectful but included a witch, spiritual magic, and shoved in cheap Chinese medieval fantasy drama/movie fights??

    • @LadyAhro
      @LadyAhro 4 роки тому +89

      They wanted to turn it into a Wuxia film to appeal to chinese markets but uh, it wasn’t good in that aspect either

    • @Muster_Muckee_II
      @Muster_Muckee_II 4 роки тому +61

      They removed Mushu because they said they knew how culturally important dragons in general are to Chinese history/culture. Which is why they screwed everything else up. . .

    • @DarknessTemplar6
      @DarknessTemplar6 4 роки тому +78

      yeah i remember reading somewhere that they removed mushu bc chinese culture stereotypes...
      yet they were fine with the "wave-your-palms-in-the-air-and-control-your-chi-thingy" martial art

    • @foxxielane2196
      @foxxielane2196 4 роки тому +25

      As I had seen many Wuxia movie by big company and indie production crews, the live adaptation of MULAN is worse, the story and all, except the casts were very cool.

    • @JohnSmith-op3qj
      @JohnSmith-op3qj 4 роки тому +16

      @@foxxielane2196 hell, Thunderbolt Fantasy is a better wuxia series, and that's a freaking Japanese puppet show.

  • @tujek3909
    @tujek3909 3 роки тому +64

    41:38 with accuracy this high, i'm pretty sure they could just do a 360 no scope with that trebuchet and still their target.

  • @shaggyone5883
    @shaggyone5883 3 роки тому +474

    Volley Fire: Command archers to rain down arrows to the enemies
    Mana Cost: 100
    Cooldown: 60 sec

    • @Local_commentor
      @Local_commentor 3 роки тому +17

      Reminds me of League Of Legends long ass cooldown and insane mana cost

    • @danielwan2410
      @danielwan2410 3 роки тому +13

      arrow not plural

    • @thalmorjusticiar1
      @thalmorjusticiar1 3 роки тому +5

      @@Local_commentor nah, DOTA is so much worse, you cast 3 abilities and you suddenly have no mana left, and everything has either a 3 second or 30 second cooldown.

    • @Local_commentor
      @Local_commentor 3 роки тому +2

      @@thalmorjusticiar1 well now that they have unlimited haste everyone is spamming

    • @qwertydavid8070
      @qwertydavid8070 3 роки тому +4

      Okay during the archer scene I actually had to pause and think to myself. That's not even being stupid, that's just being purposely ignorant. Like, I have no military knowledge at all, yet your sense of common fucking sense tells you how and where to put units most of the times. When you play TABS for example, you naturally know to put some defense in the frontline, everyone else in the middle, and long rage attackers in the back. That just comes to you naturally, you don't even need to figure that out. On what fucking crack where the people who wrote this on when they said "yeah lets put the archers on front".

  • @patwheeler7436
    @patwheeler7436 4 роки тому +358

    Disney, circa 2020: critical thinking is actively detrimental to our movies

  • @michaelbest5505
    @michaelbest5505 4 роки тому +507

    Everyone keeps ragging on the trebuchet miss, but can we acknowledge the distance it was able to throw that flaming bolder? It made Warwolf look like a slingshot! Good for you, trebuchet, may you eventually find use in a competent army.

    • @essexclass8168
      @essexclass8168 4 роки тому +23

      that wasn't the trebuchet, it was the rocket assisted fireball

    • @ben_5e4
      @ben_5e4 4 роки тому +24

      And the fact that they packed the rocks with high explosives and napalm 42:09

    • @rudolfmorvai5824
      @rudolfmorvai5824 4 роки тому +21

      Poor trebuchet was murdered by the evil Mulan before he could reach the height of his career. He had so much potential, he will be missed.

    • @bonercat3059
      @bonercat3059 4 роки тому +2

      @@ben_5e4 i dont watch the movie (probably never) or this video yet, but chinese do has explosive for their trebuchet ammo even grenade type of explosive that combine with caltrop.

    • @OptimalOwl
      @OptimalOwl 4 роки тому

      @@rudolfmorvai5824 He was a good boy. Was goin'a go to college.

  • @6root91
    @6root91 3 роки тому +199

    Whenever you're feeling useless, just think about the archers in Disney's Mulan re-make.

    • @didntThinkBeforePosting
      @didntThinkBeforePosting 2 роки тому +4

      reminds me of the earthbenders in atla live action

    • @lick3227
      @lick3227 2 роки тому +1

      God why is this comment so under liked

    • @nicoleweintraub9710
      @nicoleweintraub9710 2 роки тому

      @@didntThinkBeforePosting well at least they did more than just shooting a single arrow

    • @kecukraftwork1988
      @kecukraftwork1988 2 роки тому +1

      @@nicoleweintraub9710 Yeah, they shot a single small rock...that took multiple of them to lift 🤣

  • @pemryjanes5789
    @pemryjanes5789 4 роки тому +879

    Got to correct you on one point, the Rourans are not a fictional people. They're also the enemy in the original ballad that this movie is based on. So not invented by Disney.

    • @shadiversity
      @shadiversity  4 роки тому +385

      Cheers, thanks for the correction.

    • @Edax_Royeaux
      @Edax_Royeaux 4 роки тому +166

      @@shadiversity The original Mulan screwed up my understanding of history. The Huns were the ones that tried to invade Rome and screwed it up when Attila died, but for some reason I thought they invaded China somehow. It turned out I had merged Huns and Mongolians in my brain as a child.

    • @marvalice3455
      @marvalice3455 4 роки тому +52

      @@Edax_Royeaux same. I think Disney used the guns cause they were just easier to pronounce.
      Like the Disney version takes mulans first name from mandarin and last name from Cantonese first pronunciation reasons

    • @95DarkFire
      @95DarkFire 4 роки тому +13

      @@Edax_Royeaux Not mongolians. They did not exist at that time.

    • @Yuni-is-Schrodingers-Fox
      @Yuni-is-Schrodingers-Fox 4 роки тому +6

      I was about to comment this myself lol

  • @SefricFrampus
    @SefricFrampus 4 роки тому +122

    New Mulan be like "let's give woman powers and so they can be as strong as strong man!"
    Old Mulan be like "Physical strength is not the only weapon in a war, subtlety may be lethal if used correctly. And to fight you need willpower, strong arms are only possible assets."
    Ninjas be like "Kunoichi".

  • @JoyfulSandwichKing
    @JoyfulSandwichKing 4 роки тому +323

    Archery: is poor
    Shad: so you have chosen vicious mockery.

    • @justafurrywithinternet317
      @justafurrywithinternet317 4 роки тому +20

      Roll 1D4 damage.

    • @chaoticreckless6909
      @chaoticreckless6909 4 роки тому +6

      Best cantrip just because of how funny it is

    • @bryanmerel
      @bryanmerel 4 роки тому +4

      @@chaoticreckless6909 still prefer Eldritch Blast, but yes, Vicious Mockery is more painful. It hurts the pride!

    • @imaginativeskydadytm1389
      @imaginativeskydadytm1389 4 роки тому +2

      @@bryanmerel dude you should watched all for 1 from deerstalkers pictures. They killed an NPC using vicious mockery

  • @seraphinaaizen6278
    @seraphinaaizen6278 3 роки тому +79

    Can confirm, Xu Xiaodong is a legend. And it's genuinely painful to see the backflips (often literal) that traditional Chinese martial arts advocates will make to try and explain why their styles don't seem to work against him (or, for that matter, anyone else).

  • @albertlofling7310
    @albertlofling7310 3 роки тому +758

    Shad. what you fail to realize is that they arent using longbows. They are using arrow muskets. You shoot once and then it takes an hour to reload. That is why they can hold it for so long and why they only fire once.

    • @revimfadli4666
      @revimfadli4666 3 роки тому +15

      So the opposite of a Zhuge Nu?

    • @Zechariah_Mathieson1871
      @Zechariah_Mathieson1871 3 роки тому +29

      Why would anyone use such a weapon especially in a defensive manner.Why didn't anyone else fire or have normal bows

    • @thestoryman5706
      @thestoryman5706 3 роки тому +106

      Half the effectiveness of a musket twice the inefficiency of a bow and arrow truly a perfect combo

    • @Zechariah_Mathieson1871
      @Zechariah_Mathieson1871 3 роки тому +10

      @Robert Shajari Ok thanks I didn't know if Arrow Musket were a real thing thanks

    • @zelectrode3337
      @zelectrode3337 3 роки тому +2

      That's even more bullshit!

  • @PresidentOfBepis
    @PresidentOfBepis 4 роки тому +379

    Is the purpose of this entire movie to depict the ancient Chinese military as being so inept and mentally handicapped that they can only be saved by a magical, flying swordswoman?

    • @beardedbjorn5520
      @beardedbjorn5520 4 роки тому +34

      Yes you bigot

    • @PresidentOfBepis
      @PresidentOfBepis 4 роки тому +10

      @@beardedbjorn5520 How am I a bigot?

    • @MainManJaggi
      @MainManJaggi 4 роки тому +42

      @@PresidentOfBepis He was jokingly calling you one.

    • @raixuh
      @raixuh 4 роки тому +33

      Yup, that's why it tanked in China 😂

    • @jlogan2228
      @jlogan2228 4 роки тому +72

      Worst of all
      Original: Mulans clumsy and awkward but usually showed quick thinking skills and adaptability and through very hard training she's able to out think her opponents and turn the tables on them
      New one: chi magic, she's only special bc she was born perfect

  • @iitim2152
    @iitim2152 4 роки тому +537

    High Ground- Me recalling Every Total war battle I've ever played. Step by step.
    1. Take the high ground.
    2. Hold the high ground.
    3. Make the enemy March to the high ground.
    4. Shoot enemy as they approach the high ground.
    5. Shoot the enemy as they climb the high ground.
    6. Stab enemy as they reach the high ground.
    7. Commit horrible War Crimes with my calvary running the fleeing dogs down as they run from the High Ground.
    Nah let's form up in the valley.

    • @jimmnythecricket1175
      @jimmnythecricket1175 4 роки тому +50

      Who are you so wise in the ways of science?

    • @kianrodriguez4455
      @kianrodriguez4455 4 роки тому +59

      Disney: *HE'S TOO DANGEROUS TO BE LEFT ALIVE!*

    • @iitim2152
      @iitim2152 4 роки тому +23

      @@jimmnythecricket1175 I am... BATMAN!

    • @alexsawchuk5371
      @alexsawchuk5371 4 роки тому +28

      There is an added step from total war Warhammer since there is magic
      Step 3.5: use magic on enemy as they approach high ground.

    • @albussr1589
      @albussr1589 4 роки тому +20

      So Obi-Wan was really a total genius ...
      I GOT THE HIGH GROUND!!

  • @cliffbooth1620
    @cliffbooth1620 3 роки тому +91

    Somehow they made the fight in the mountain to look much more cartoonish than the original cartoon

  • @bcfb21
    @bcfb21 4 роки тому +379

    Shad’s kids hear the sound of mental breaking: “is daddy gonna be ok?”
    Mrs. Shad: “yes sweetie, he just watched mulan”
    Kid shad: “oh”

    • @Kay_McKay
      @Kay_McKay 4 роки тому +67

      I think we should consider calling Shad's offspring "Shadlings" in reverence to the sheer force of will that brought them into this world.

    • @clara_corvus
      @clara_corvus 4 роки тому +11

      @@Kay_McKay I'm in

    • @nk_3332
      @nk_3332 4 роки тому +11

      Kid Shad: I'll make him a picture of a dragon with machicolations.

    • @dturner6332
      @dturner6332 4 роки тому +13

      @@Kay_McKay Time for Shad to buy little gambeson shirts. To prepare for his army.

    • @tomraineofmagigor3499
      @tomraineofmagigor3499 4 роки тому +5

      Please tell me he didn't pay for it!

  • @chabri2000
    @chabri2000 4 роки тому +146

    Instead of wasting 2 hours in a bad movie, i can instead spend half that time having fun at the expense of that bad movie, awesome video shad

  • @Nickle_King
    @Nickle_King 4 роки тому +289

    It's sad when an animated Disney film with ghosts, a talking dragon, an intelligent cricket, and song numbers is more realistic than the liveaction movie from the "same" people.

    • @pheonixfireblazer
      @pheonixfireblazer 4 роки тому +12

      Not the same people, most likely. Same company, but likely had none of the same people who worked on the original.

    • @JanizMakudomaru
      @JanizMakudomaru 4 роки тому +3

      Know what the worst part of this was though? This movie was fuckin BORING. The original one was actually fun to watch and helped it be memorable.

    • @JanizMakudomaru
      @JanizMakudomaru 4 роки тому +2

      @DINOBOYXYZ and that's the all around problem with these remakes. No one wanted them, no one asked for them, they add nothing of merit to the story, and overall they're lesser. If anything they should up their hd and rerelease them. I know if they did that I would have payed for it with theatre pricings. ESPECIALLY The Lion King.

  • @vocalvortexstudios2058
    @vocalvortexstudios2058 3 роки тому +130

    I love the way he just friggin cracks when he talks about the convenience of the snow
    "DiD hEr ChI dO iT?!"

  • @autumin6843
    @autumin6843 3 роки тому +1427

    POV: you're watching Mulan with your crazed uncle who's really into medieval combat and he keeps pausing every five seconds to complain about battle tactics

    • @owlblocksdavid4955
      @owlblocksdavid4955 3 роки тому +121

      This is literally my family when we were watching iron man for my birthday. The common line was "suspend your disbelief". My dad would say that. So would I. And my brother. We all still found things to complain about xD

    • @LilyoftheLake14
      @LilyoftheLake14 3 роки тому +12

      This is an underrated comment. 😂

    • @redhoodjoker4430
      @redhoodjoker4430 3 роки тому +31

      I wish I had a friend like that but for bad movies.

    • @johnapple6646
      @johnapple6646 3 роки тому +17

      This is also known as "a Mauler video"

    • @nabkill0134
      @nabkill0134 3 роки тому +10

      That me lol. Im literally ban from talking during movie since i keep calling out plot hole

  • @MauLerYT
    @MauLerYT 4 роки тому +4511

    I was hoping you would cover this, it was something else...

    • @Unknown-hb3id
      @Unknown-hb3id 4 роки тому +336

      LOOONG LOOONG MAaAAAaAAAAAAAN!

    • @joanjorge566
      @joanjorge566 4 роки тому +138

      Hail long man

    • @djdeadbeat4380
      @djdeadbeat4380 4 роки тому +72

      Hello mewschlie

    • @shadiversity
      @shadiversity  4 роки тому +805

      Yeah man, I couldn't resist including your reaction to the witch's death, it was priceless!

    • @thenethralking6032
      @thenethralking6032 4 роки тому +55

      Hail the long man. This shit was gloriously bad XD

  • @grrsss8335
    @grrsss8335 4 роки тому +271

    the shot where they missed mulan with the trebuchet reminds me of a dnd game where the archer rolled a 1 and killed the ally standing behind him.

    • @Eidenhoek
      @Eidenhoek 4 роки тому +18

      Ha ha yeah that's stupid aiming at the guy in front of you. Stupid archer.
      waitwut

    • @sebastianriz4703
      @sebastianriz4703 4 роки тому +33

      "Your arrow bounces off a rock which richochets off another rock and hits you between the eyes. You cant roll for a save. Game over."

    • @TheKazuma410P
      @TheKazuma410P 4 роки тому +4

      Seems like a case of being so lucky your shot makes it's way across the globe.

    • @mr.supporter4u
      @mr.supporter4u 4 роки тому +1

      Why Does This Seem Like A Bad Ruling. Shooting One Self In The Foot Seems Alot Better. Tho If It Was A Light Humorous Game.... "You Played Yourself"

    • @mylesdenton1819
      @mylesdenton1819 4 роки тому +1

      45:46 WHY ARE THEY TURNING THE TREBUCHET AROUND because: there's no kill like overkill

  • @mikeluna2026
    @mikeluna2026 3 роки тому +161

    Well, to be fair modern asian martial arts are heavily watered down versions of the originals and they are taught as a sport, rarely for real combat. If you were to go back in time to periods of war in China or Japan, etc, you'd see far more practical martial arts. You'd see a lot of moves desgned to kill (a lot of them using weapons, since you were expected to use them armed and wearing armor, and obviously to be used when you were forced into more individual combat scenarios in the battlefield). It's pretty common knowledge that dojos or other martal arts teachers often pick what to teach their students. I think most focus on real combat was removed during extended periods of peace time...

    • @D4rkTooga
      @D4rkTooga 3 роки тому +15

      Why thank you. A refreshing answer.

    • @ryngobrody1627
      @ryngobrody1627 3 роки тому +17

      You'd think movies would atleast try and make classic martial arts look useful for war, even an idiot who's never done martial arts before like me can tell that looks like dancing more than anything you'd see in a fight.
      Like atleast in Ip Man they showed him moving really fast with efficient moved, and only doing flashy stuff to keep multiple opponents away while focusing on one guy

    • @unmessable12
      @unmessable12 3 роки тому +15

      ​@@ryngobrody1627 This is what happens when a Hollywood team full of white people takes the superficial qualities of the wuxia genre, or Chinese martial fantasy genre, and basically throws them into a Mulan story with little regard for the genre's subtleties or themes. OP is correct, modern Chinese martial arts are 99.9% fluffed up performance stuff heavily influenced by the Peking Opera, and there is mountains of research that supports this, the military based martial arts do not really exist in the mainstream and the peking opera interpretation is what survives in wushu and most traditional martial arts. That said, Wuxia is not a genre that is supposed to be dependent on practical choreography. It's a genre in which people can fly and basically do magic. And even by THOSE standards Mulan 2020 sucked major ass in terms of its fighting.

    • @snowman_oven
      @snowman_oven 3 роки тому

      the 11 flash whip🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @beanman853
      @beanman853 2 роки тому +1

      Nah it was when guns became effective making close combat less useful

  • @JayExci
    @JayExci 4 роки тому +1672

    Thanks for the good word my guy

    • @SuperEone1
      @SuperEone1 4 роки тому +3

      Hi

    • @davidwilson6577
      @davidwilson6577 4 роки тому +44

      Make a channel 'Jay Exci drinks beans' and upload exclusively videos of you drinking beans you can hold your nose I don't mind.

    • @johnbd9765
      @johnbd9765 4 роки тому +8

      I want to see Mulan kick Jay

    • @kaelanirevyruun1676
      @kaelanirevyruun1676 4 роки тому +10

      :O You like Machicolation Man as well? ;P

    • @JohnSmith-op3qj
      @JohnSmith-op3qj 4 роки тому +4

      I rly appreciate you covering classic Disney Mulan as comparison. Such a nostalgic watch

  • @Coramelimane
    @Coramelimane 4 роки тому +625

    *Watches Mulan put her hand on the back of her sword.*
    "Girl Chinese Jian's are double edged."

    • @cadethumann8605
      @cadethumann8605 4 роки тому +33

      Don't blades only cut when in motion? Just touching the edge doesn't cause damage. In fact, various martial arts like hema involve grabbing blade. Mulan has issues, but her touching sharp edges with care is the least of concerns.

    • @sophiearcher6153
      @sophiearcher6153 4 роки тому +88

      @@cadethumann8605 True but when in a bind like that the enemy could just move there sword which would possibly cause motion and thus a cut, the whole thing is just stupid for mroe reasons that can be articulated lol.

    • @mewmeister8650
      @mewmeister8650 4 роки тому +54

      @@cadethumann8605 HEMA typically assumes that you are wearing gloves and holding the blade from the sides... not whatever this is.

    • @Tibovl
      @Tibovl 4 роки тому +33

      @@mewmeister8650 You can still do it without any protection, it's not pleasant to hold and if your hands get sweaty you're fucked, but it is very much possible.
      However in a bind, stopping and pushing straight onto your opponents blade is already moronic. This coupled with the fact that she doesn't actually hold her blade, she only pushes on it, would mean that it can slide and cut her hand.

    • @cadethumann8605
      @cadethumann8605 4 роки тому +11

      @@mewmeister8650 I recall seeing skallagrim gripping his sharp sword with his bare hands and bashing a tire with the hilt several times. The worst he suffered was a slight cut in one of his palms. And from what I can tell in that Mulan clip, placing her hand on the blade could theoretically grant extra leverage. Granted, the context she uses it in is questionable and I am by no means defending the film. However, I do believe there are Chinese MA that do incorporate the same principle.

  • @mpw26
    @mpw26 4 роки тому +235

    I'll never get over how they had that scene with the two rabbits running along with Mulan so they could have a "see! When they're running you cant tell them apart" kind of moment, only to have Mulan in the very next scene say "I saw these two rabbits running, one was male and one was female", it really encapsulates what Disney writing has become

    • @gia257
      @gia257 4 роки тому +8

      thats not progressive enough

    • @o00nemesis00o
      @o00nemesis00o 4 роки тому +18

      gia assuming their gender like that. "I saw two rabbits, one was a rabbit that bleeds and the other was a rabbit that rapes"

    • @hatachi422
      @hatachi422 4 роки тому +28

      Actually, the 2 rabbits thing was in the original Chinese poem that Mulan comes from. In the poem, its at the end, and the whole movie entirely misses the point and moral of the poem. Not to mention that Mulan almost certainly wasn't Chinese, but everyone in the story would have been far north, like Mongols or something. But anyway, the Chinese watching the movie would be familiar with the 2 rabbits line, so it makes sense they threw it in to kiss up to China.

    • @annoymous88
      @annoymous88 4 роки тому +15

      the two rabbit phrase is a metaphor that is stupid to portray it literally.
      it is used in the original poem to describe the ambiguity of Mulan's dual identity in front of her colleagues. It's like saying "she fought like a man, yet she looks like a traditional woman in her womanly attire, how can you tell it's a male or a female?"
      the poem is theorized to be originated from the northern Mongol tribe group, Xianbei's battle with Louran, which is rather interesting cause you see, throughout history, Xianbei often stands out as "pale, blonde and beautiful", which sound either russian or european. It isn't that weird as they were quite close with Siberia.
      the poem has several adaption through history, the "Han Chinese" Mulan we know today is more of a popularized figure from Tang Dynasty.

    • @johnnylin3084
      @johnnylin3084 4 роки тому +2

      ​@@annoymous88 Han Chinese claims to be the decendents of the Yellow Emporor, whose name XuanYuan was used interchangeably with Xianbei for some time. So...even though the most likely candidate for the historical Mulan was in fact a Xianbei, how's that any different from Han Chinese since they are claiming to be from Xianbei anyways.

  • @strikezrow
    @strikezrow 3 роки тому +62

    Fun fact, the Shanshan Desert location in Mulan was only a few miles away from the Uyghur Camps. The actors were bussed to and from the site past Re-education camp #87 multiple times while filming. This movie didn't deserve to be good...
    Disney on Star Wars Episode 8: "The force isn't special! All people can be special!" (completely contradicts original books)
    Disney on Mulan: "Don't worry girls! As long as you were lucky enough to be born with super powers you can excel! Otherwise screw you!" (completely contradicts original movie)

    • @minhnguyenphanhoang4193
      @minhnguyenphanhoang4193 Рік тому +1

      And also the thousand year old poem.

    • @vgamedude12
      @vgamedude12 4 місяці тому

      Maybe Europe should learn something from Chinese

    • @strikezrow
      @strikezrow 4 місяці тому

      @@vgamedude12 See, I get why you say that given all the immigration problems in Europe, but what you need is non-globalist leaders who will enforce reasonable immigration laws and deport. We don’t want people in camps…

  • @thelastronin7035
    @thelastronin7035 4 роки тому +379

    Shadiversity: I've been looking forward to this.
    Mulan: My budget has more than doubled since the original Disney animated film, Shadiversity!
    Shadiversity: Good. Twice the pride, double the fall.

  • @etazeta674
    @etazeta674 4 роки тому +396

    Somewhere in the afterlife, Sun Tzu is banging his head against the nearest surface because of this joke of a movie

    • @somberflight
      @somberflight 4 роки тому +9

      They used his quote! AAAA

    • @bensmith1955
      @bensmith1955 4 роки тому

      @@somberflight Which one?

    • @somberflight
      @somberflight 4 роки тому +7

      @@bensmith1955 "He who moves first controls the enemy."

    • @etazeta674
      @etazeta674 4 роки тому +5

      @@somberflight I’ve read through the art of war twice, and I never saw that 😂

    • @somberflight
      @somberflight 4 роки тому

      @@etazeta674 Hmm...

  • @nightwishfan1991
    @nightwishfan1991 4 роки тому +133

    "You missed! How could you miss?! He was three feet in front of you!" -Mushu.

  • @carrott36
    @carrott36 3 роки тому +57

    Another reason stationing your army in a plain is problematic is they have HORSES. You know, those things that plow right across flat ground and cause immense amounts of damage

    • @JarieSuicune
      @JarieSuicune 2 роки тому +6

      I think you confused horse with tank. Horses RUN across flat ground and CAN serious damage. (I know you were being figurative, but eh.)

  • @Anldiot69
    @Anldiot69 4 роки тому +494

    The brilliant tactics of that general who said: "He who moves first, controls the enemy " reminds me of a comment I read somewhere.
    :"Sir, we are surrounded."
    :"good, now we can attack from all sides."

    • @zojacheung1738
      @zojacheung1738 4 роки тому +31

      Move first, I can understand this tactic at some degree. He means to retreat and surrender the castle to the enemy.

    • @guardsmanom134
      @guardsmanom134 4 роки тому +66

      I believe it was actually said differently as recorded(I assume Maj. Gen.[ret] Smedley Butler USMC), and that is,
      "Men, we're surrounded. That simplifies things." Followed by the order, "Shoot anything that moves and ain't American!"

    • @youteacher78
      @youteacher78 4 роки тому +6

      Sounds very lacedeamonian.

    • @GaneicMehiro
      @GaneicMehiro 4 роки тому +17

      We are outmanned 40-1. They don't stand a chance.

    • @guardsmanom134
      @guardsmanom134 4 роки тому

      @@youteacher78 yes. Truly Spartan!

  • @jacobmurphy4855
    @jacobmurphy4855 4 роки тому +186

    When Chad talked about kicking the spear he didn't say anything about the bottom of it being pointed so she would most likely kicked a hole into her own foot.

    • @nhaer042
      @nhaer042 4 роки тому +30

      Yes, but chi.

    • @pablovalencia829
      @pablovalencia829 4 роки тому +11

      @@nhaer042 Please allow me to enhance your comment good person: "Well yes but actualy chi" (?)

    • @John_the_Paul
      @John_the_Paul 4 роки тому +7

      @@nhaer042 says the force user

    • @hulmhochberg8129
      @hulmhochberg8129 4 роки тому +3

      Lol u think a tiny point can pierce her plot shoe.

  • @cynicalmedic252
    @cynicalmedic252 4 роки тому +136

    Mushu's lines that best describes the live action:
    "Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family!
    Make a note of this: dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow, dis..."

  • @fosamwise3374
    @fosamwise3374 3 роки тому +69

    when bows take longer to reload then trebuchets

  • @nikolai60
    @nikolai60 4 роки тому +138

    "It's worse than you think" I dunno dude I already have a super low opinion of-OH DEAR LORD

  • @Broomtwo
    @Broomtwo 3 роки тому +422

    Leaving a fortress to confront an advancing enemy, which is largely cavalry, by waiting at the bottom of a valley, now that is just tactical genius.

    • @cfghgrtdgdgfdghr
      @cfghgrtdgdgfdghr 3 роки тому +5

      😭😂

    • @texascultdeity8904
      @texascultdeity8904 3 роки тому +45

      Thats the worst part. They decided on a head on collision. Yes leaving your fortress is bad but sending a small force is actually an amazing idea. You wait for under the cover of night or break of dawn and do hit and run tactics to break morale spred fear and trim down numbers.
      Use bows to pick off a few guards rush in light a couple tents on fire then get the fuck out. Repeat at irregular intervals. Stalk the army and fire occasional arrows into them just for fear. Keep them on guard.
      A small force of multiple groups of 10 or 20 is extremely dangerous to an army. You can deny an army of rest and force constant alertness. By the time an army arrives they would be tired and exhausted. Rumours would spread destroying morale and makes for a much easier defence.

    • @Broomtwo
      @Broomtwo 3 роки тому +34

      @@texascultdeity8904 I agree with your point, some guerilla warfare would probably be better than sitting in a fort waiting for a large army to siege it. In this movie they did exactly the wrong thing, which is quite funny.

    • @Astarica729
      @Astarica729 3 роки тому +7

      Fighting guerilla tactics would be terrible because it's clear that it's the opposing side that have guys with super powers while your side only has average joes. Even just the non boss characters that can run up on walls would easily destroy whatever few guys you sent out, not to mention their boss level guys can fight. If the defenders are the guys with super powers then it'd make sense to send a few of your super soldiers out and then they can just run up the wall to retreat or whatever.

    • @jesselee1031
      @jesselee1031 3 роки тому

      They were trying to get in the enemy’s head and syke em out 🤪

  • @robc6391
    @robc6391 4 роки тому +489

    "He who moves first controls the enemy" That sounds like stuff I personally call "Discount Sun Tzu". It sounds like the first part of a quote that is missing the rest of the stuff. And yes on its own it means nothing.
    One could argue - by fortifying their position they force the enemy to besiege them aka they can easily predict what's going to happen and possibly wait for reinforcements. Aka they control the enemy :) That attitude could achieve not only numerical superiority but positional advantage as well (enemies stuck between fortified position and reinforcing army). Plus it stops the bigger army from just pillaging the whole area. Kinda one of the reasons why fortified positions exist :) But yeah, I can see the writer(s) going: "just say these lofty words guys it will sound wise and epic" :D Good vid Chad

    • @Santisima_Trinidad
      @Santisima_Trinidad 4 роки тому +47

      Poetic response to said phrase thought up whilst digesting some exceptionally nice burritos: "but has the enemy not been moving since before we knew about them"
      Or possibly "a tree without planted roots will fall to the slightest breeze"
      I could probably come up with more, but these seem to fit, and have aproximately 12 seconds of thought apiece, and if they are good enough, then it shows the weakness of the original statement.

    • @Real_Eggman
      @Real_Eggman 4 роки тому +2

      I guess it would be, the one who strikes first, contrrols the enemy.

    • @tonlito22
      @tonlito22 4 роки тому +24

      An actual Sun Tzu maxim is "Substitute Labor For Leisure." Having already marched to a fort, if the enemy are nearby, then stay in the fort. If the enemy leaves, then you can follow them and cut their supply lines.

    • @mr.outlaw231
      @mr.outlaw231 4 роки тому +35

      Ironically, Sun Tzu stated that if you are outnumbered, you should keep one's distance away from the enemy if able; and besieging cities should generally be avoided, which implies sieges themselves are costly. So even Sun Tzu would look at the general and say, "WTF, man. That is literally the foolish solution to this problem."

    • @rinjaniii326
      @rinjaniii326 4 роки тому +9

      "he who moves first controls the enemy" -uzT nuS
      Unless they predicted your move first, or that being exactly what they wanted. lmao
      Thaaaat quote can also go both ways, if you ask me
      In hindsight, unless you take an action that isnt what the opponent expect, then you may just end up doing the literal opposite of what youre supposedly trying to achieve. lmao
      Just sayin
      Tho there are reasons why philosophies are often debated. I guess maybe that quote has its merits, given the right circumstances
      This i despise, however; I hate it when "they" give the impression that the bad guys are some sorta idiot.
      Makes em less convincing.

  • @tyrian666
    @tyrian666 3 роки тому +110

    "We have purposly trained you, as a joke" shad youre killing me 😂🤣

  • @platinumdragonslayer6128
    @platinumdragonslayer6128 4 роки тому +299

    We must honor Shad’s sacrifice. And that sacrifice is his money, time, and sanity to bring us this video.

    • @manlymcstud8588
      @manlymcstud8588 3 роки тому +6

      don't feel too too sorry for any youtuber with over a million subs, lol, they tend to do okay for themselves.

    • @georgewhitworth9742
      @georgewhitworth9742 3 роки тому +2

      @@manlymcstud8588 r/wooosh

    • @manlymcstud8588
      @manlymcstud8588 3 роки тому +2

      @@georgewhitworth9742 no wooosh involved at all.

    • @justinemot2282
      @justinemot2282 3 роки тому

      I really hope he saw a pirate version

    • @shwingcrimson8202
      @shwingcrimson8202 3 роки тому +4

      @@manlymcstud8588 he did say time tho. Having a million + subs doesn’t change the fact his eyeballs had to see this and his ears had to hear this for more than an hour.

  • @jyomi7506
    @jyomi7506 4 роки тому +268

    Mulan switched classes, she's a monk now so the armor would reduce her AC... but monk AC is based on wisdom and she seems a bit low in that stat... ooooh, plot armor. I see now.

    • @insulttothehumanrace3807
      @insulttothehumanrace3807 4 роки тому +16

      Maybe the stupid rabbit scene was supposed to establish her as having a high wisdom stat. But that's more of a perception/insight thing...
      But yeah, Mulan in this movie is somehow even more "girl plays D&D and her boyfriend lets her win everything" than Rey was.

    • @bombomos
      @bombomos 4 роки тому +8

      But she still has the leg/dress armor so her stats have no bonus lol

    • @redbear2113
      @redbear2113 3 роки тому +5

      The DM had an asian fetish so they catered to her.

    • @redbear2113
      @redbear2113 3 роки тому +1

      @@bombomos rip...

    • @svenabel2987
      @svenabel2987 3 роки тому +1

      This made me giggle

  • @milosmilinkov1689
    @milosmilinkov1689 4 роки тому +332

    is it just me or are there no quivers in this movie,maybe that is why they shoot one arrow!

    • @sharkastic2633
      @sharkastic2633 4 роки тому +66

      Because quivers are for effective soldiers, obviously.

    • @mkdemigodzillawarrior
      @mkdemigodzillawarrior 4 роки тому +1

      I think I did see some of the soldiers carrying one, like Cricket I believe.

    • @Djorgal
      @Djorgal 4 роки тому +43

      They only shoot one arrow because they keep their bow drawn for too long and hurt their arms. That's why they can't shoot again.

    • @bowmanc.7439
      @bowmanc.7439 4 роки тому +17

      Don’t you know Chi users can use their Chi to materialise arrows?

    • @siddharthnandi3995
      @siddharthnandi3995 4 роки тому +6

      Good soldiers carry quivers...

  • @adembenson9860
    @adembenson9860 3 роки тому +47

    well as a student of TCM, what we personally studied was that the kong fu showcased oftentimes in movies and such, wasn't the kind that was used in battle, or at least not in wars, it was a tool of self-healing and body care, it was made for emperors, and rich noblemen to stay in top shape and protect them from disease and such, and another point that should be mentioned is that Shaolin kong fu was very effective in protecting the state of peace, ancient china was more centered on the idea of the more the merrier, in throwing gigantic armies at each other till one falls down, I do believe Chinese war tactics are often overshadowed in movies and series for they're more flashy kong fu content part, but I still believe they are a fascinating piece of history and culture that should be brought out more.

  • @TheOtherGuys2
    @TheOtherGuys2 3 роки тому +398

    The battle looks like it was written by someone who thought "Okay, so the bad guys need to lose this battle via avalanche, so we'll set them up in front of one."
    The problem with movies like this (Captain Marvel, Disney's Star wars trilogy, wonder woman...) is that it thinks it's about how women can be more powerful than men, but what it's actually saying is that in order to overcome the only obstacle that women ever face (men) women must have amazingly powerful super abilities that probably involve shooting lightning or blowing up spaceships by thinking it. In order to defeat their enemy, Mulan, Rey, Diana, and Captain Marvel only needed to unleash the magic power they were born with or granted by chance.
    Contrast to say, Thor, whose challenge was not to defeat his enemy, but to prove himself worthy of the power to do so. Tony Stark, whose challenge was to take responsibility for his actions. Steve Rogers, who was chosen to be granted power only after he showed he was worthy of it. Natasha Romanoff, who trained her whole life to be the best spy/assassin she could be, and uses her skills where she can. These characters worked for their power, the ones above did not.
    It all takes me back to Avengers Endgame. At the end of the credits, there's a faint sound of Tony Stark's hammer on anvil as he forged the Iron Man Mk 1 in a cave. we recall the sweat and fire and blood and tears it cost for him to learn the lesson that defined more than two dozen movies. "Don't waste it. Don't waste your life." At the end of the epic conclusion to the series, the sound of the hammer on the anvil reminds us of the lesson we all can learn from these great films. Heroes are not born, they're made.
    A lesson some of these "strong" female characters don't seem to have learned.

    • @grass7864
      @grass7864 3 роки тому +33

      Well, at least, the men who do 98% of Hollywood character writing haven't figured it out, anyway. They've proven they at least comprehend humanity in men, as you quite eloquently pointed out. It's quite as simple as not treating women like a different, less complex species when writing for them...

    • @Claire-bz8mq
      @Claire-bz8mq 3 роки тому +28

      I would say Wonder Woman is a bit different because it’s a big part of her story, she is essentially a demigod. The center of the story isn’t really female empowering either. It has a message besides that and Diana has a personal struggle where she has to decide whether humanity is worth saving. It’s a superhero film so of course she has powers but it can stand on its own as a good film without the whole female empowering message

    • @Claire-bz8mq
      @Claire-bz8mq 3 роки тому +3

      Oops I meant it isn’t a big part of her story

    • @TheOtherGuys2
      @TheOtherGuys2 3 роки тому +18

      @@Claire-bz8mq Sure, but she's still a female hero who never had to work for her power. Yes, she trained a lot, which is good, but she was still born with the power. Even if she used her power in ways that were completely good and pure (spoilers for ww84: she doesn't) she still never had to work for her power.
      I honestly did enjoy Wonder Woman for the most part. I thought it was a very decent movie, right up until the end where it turned into a wizard lightning battle and the secret to defeating Ares was that she actually already had the power all along.

    • @helikos1
      @helikos1 3 роки тому +9

      Did Ripley ever need magic or ex machina to win? No! Hell she died in 3. She kicked the queens ass in 2 against the odds.

  • @musicalaviator
    @musicalaviator 4 роки тому +83

    Original Cartoon Mulan: If you have a lot of determination and put in a lot of hard work, you can achieve amazing things.
    Mulan Live Action Remake: If you are born with special magic due to luck, you can achieve amazing things.

  • @Harrier42861
    @Harrier42861 4 роки тому +276

    "We are greatly outnumbered"
    Me: So, they're going to hunker down and send out skirmishers to try to harry the enemy, maybe burn some of their supplies, right? *considers video title*
    Nah, they're gonna try some Hollywood tactics and go for the glorious charge.

    • @rinastar1952
      @rinastar1952 4 роки тому +18

      Not even the glorious charge , they stood still in a field DOING NOTHING until the enemy was 50 metres away.

    • @JerbilKonai
      @JerbilKonai 4 роки тому +7

      If one considers that the german imperial navy command tried one last charge in the first world war and it ended in a mass mutiny... how stupid were those soldiers?

    • @Сайтамен
      @Сайтамен 4 роки тому +3

      @@rinastar1952 But they have the high ground...for a minute or so...

    • @noneofyourbusiness3288
      @noneofyourbusiness3288 4 роки тому

      to be fair: you might make the enemy hesitate and confused should you charge. They might think you are not as badly outnumbered, or that you maybe have hidden troops somewhere else. Suddenly charging might scare them into a retreat or rout. Of course its bad news for you, should they hold their ground, so a feigned charge (if you are able to coordinate that) to see how the opponent reacts and only carry though if you see them panic is probably the best option that remotely involves a charge.

    • @rabidmidgeecosse1336
      @rabidmidgeecosse1336 4 роки тому +1

      I haven't seen this but... The idea that numerically inferior forces should not move and engage.... um tell that to the mongols, never bothered them one iota. oddly enough they won a lot too.
      Yes I know mongols were mostly horse, but not always though and as i say attacking numerically superior (sometimes cavalry) never bothered them.

  • @lemonisoursquid6101
    @lemonisoursquid6101 3 роки тому +44

    14:36
    Ah yes, the ol' "when the tactic you're currently using isn't working, switch to something LESS effective!"

  • @factbeaglesarebest
    @factbeaglesarebest 3 роки тому +518

    I can help the movie with another stupid quote attempting to sound wise...
    “He who becomes wet from water, had made the water more dry.”

  • @dubsquad156
    @dubsquad156 4 роки тому +98

    45:26 To quote Mushu “YOU MISSED, HOW COULD YA MISS , HE WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!”

    • @WinterLady87
      @WinterLady87 4 роки тому +5

      "3 feet from you!", but it still works, lol

  • @happynihilist2573
    @happynihilist2573 4 роки тому +164

    You know was funny about the wall running...
    machicolations/neckbreakers would make that power basically useless...
    MACHICOLATIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSS!!!!!!!

    • @happynihilist2573
      @happynihilist2573 4 роки тому +16

      *O*
      Shad noticed me... ❤

    • @mikolajkaminski6150
      @mikolajkaminski6150 4 роки тому +8

      I was going to say exactly the same - do they walk the walls? Have machiculations on top of your walls! (Glad that I firstly noticed your post, Happy Nihilist). Do they avoid/catch arrows? "Share" with them some boiling oil or tar (or even better - burning oil or tar) and let them catch this while they walk upwards the walls with both hands armed ;)

  • @bookslover2610
    @bookslover2610 2 роки тому +25

    I just love how the riders magically come from sitting on their saddles to standing on them, while the horses are running at full speed. Even if we ignore the fact that they would have fallen down, they kind of teleport from a sitting to a standing stance. It was also very kind of the horses to keep on running towards a solid wall until they had jumped.

  • @captainlol1957
    @captainlol1957 4 роки тому +502

    But shad she is the avatar and we gotta deal with it

    • @ethanlocke3604
      @ethanlocke3604 4 роки тому +1

      Lolll

    • @michaelg973
      @michaelg973 4 роки тому +43

      **E;R WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION**

    • @noahjohnson935
      @noahjohnson935 4 роки тому +29

      At least Korra was better than this movie

    • @ShadowKatt
      @ShadowKatt 4 роки тому

      You get out

    • @Sousabird
      @Sousabird 4 роки тому +34

      @@noahjohnson935 yeah. If only because Nick wasn't animating it next to a concentration camp.

  • @willpacker2239
    @willpacker2239 4 роки тому +676

    This movies probably less accurate than Monty Python and the holy grail.

    • @theencolony5595
      @theencolony5595 4 роки тому +122

      Honestly the holy grail had semi realistic swordfighting, with the black knight having terrible form and losing his limbs because of it

    • @Maninawig
      @Maninawig 4 роки тому +72

      Tis but a flesh wound.

    • @matthewtreguboff5079
      @matthewtreguboff5079 4 роки тому +43

      And let us not forget, that Monty Python and the Holy Grail is a parody of the Arthurian Legends

    • @theepicoshawott
      @theepicoshawott 4 роки тому +37

      Imagine being less accurate than a parody film with a 3 headed giant who wants a shrubbery

    • @KenhelExcallius
      @KenhelExcallius 4 роки тому +41

      Even if Monty Python and the Holy Grail had absolute crap fighting, its crap in a way that its funny, which is the whole focus of the movie, a comedy movie, like the fact they used coco nuts to simulate a horse, it is crap but its crap in a good way

  • @BlazerK1914
    @BlazerK1914 4 роки тому +309

    Writer of Animated Movie: It doesn't matter what you are, only matters was how you solve your problems.
    Writer of Live Action: If you're weak, stay weak. The weak shall be purged, and those born of Great Power will strive and prevail.

    • @Maninawig
      @Maninawig 4 роки тому +56

      Animators of Avatar the Last Airbender:
      Hey, let's hire a bunch of experts in various kinds of martial arts to see who gives the best feeling for each element, then work with those masters to make sure we are honest to the Asian fighting styles.
      Writers of Mulan LA:
      It worked for Sun Wukong, the OP Monkey King and his one man army in Forgotten Kingdom... Let's bring in the witch and make the fiddle player who dies for her incompetence the main character!!!

    • @zain6008
      @zain6008 4 роки тому +1

      @@Maninawig atla LA: lol

    • @Maninawig
      @Maninawig 4 роки тому +1

      @@zain6008 true, but the creators stepped away, so it is a fan video at best.

    • @tanith117
      @tanith117 4 роки тому +1

      @@Maninawig The Original Avatar Cartoon actually did have martial arts techniques as its bending moves.

    • @Maninawig
      @Maninawig 4 роки тому +2

      @@tanith117 that's what I was saying. They studied forms of martial arts, found one that fit, then worked with the martial artists to make sure they get it right. By simply giving them the idea of how they wanted to use the move, the martial artist was able to tweak the timing (such as Earth bending's stomp to be more definite) to give them a good and accurate reference to draw from.

  • @AmierAzzeal
    @AmierAzzeal 3 роки тому +27

    we mortals can not comprehend the sheer complexity of the "plot" going on in the movie. I was so wowed my nose started bleeding and I had a intense headache. That or I had aneurysm from the stupid I mean "brilliant" plot.

  • @niewesoa5299
    @niewesoa5299 4 роки тому +46

    34:40 As any other person with long hair can attest to, having it loosened mid ride REALLY helps with your vision and it absolutely doesn't bother you when hair strands are whipping your face due to wind and/or movement. It's the best trope Hollywood has ever come up with.

    • @mandowarrior123
      @mandowarrior123 4 роки тому +7

      She has chi hair.

    • @NWolfsson
      @NWolfsson 4 роки тому +5

      I mean, when I have long hair I can have my hair perfectly combed back, stand still with no wind at all or even a slight breeze blowing against my face, and I'll still have hair bothering me. So yeah, I want to know what shampoo she is using!
      Also, basically everybody had long hair at the time, so letting it loose wouldn't be as much "affirming her femininity" than "Accepting she isn't a mundane warrior but a kung fu fantasy protagonist/mage/noble". Same for losing the armour, her tunic is the one every other soldier has and doesn't do much to show her lady parts. Literally the only thing she had to and could do to tell people she's a woman was "Hey guys, I'm Hua Mulan, I'm a girl. Now kisses, I'm gonna fight witches and nomad warchiefs!"
      (Sorry I went on a tangent x) )

    • @mandowarrior123
      @mandowarrior123 4 роки тому

      @@NWolfsson there are minorities in china who use the most disgusting concoction on their extra long hair.

  • @გიორგიმოსაშვილი-ო3დ

    gotta love how "medieval" movies portray trebuchets, catapults, balistae and such as just self propelled artillery or mobile AAA to use against dragons, sure it can fire guided rocks no problem

  • @Ally5141
    @Ally5141 4 роки тому +283

    That movie was so bad a girl made an entire youtube channel to roast it and it was glorious.

    • @shosty575
      @shosty575 4 роки тому +9

      Mind telling which channel is it

    • @USSAnimeNCC-
      @USSAnimeNCC- 4 роки тому +4

      Tell us man

    • @veltro5659
      @veltro5659 4 роки тому +1

      .

    • @Ally5141
      @Ally5141 4 роки тому +24

      Video ua-cam.com/video/N3QKq24e0HM/v-deo.html

    • @shosty575
      @shosty575 4 роки тому +2

      @@Ally5141 ty

  • @kylienielsen6975
    @kylienielsen6975 3 роки тому +34

    My personal head cannon ( which I know is a foolish attempt at hope) is the general was actually working with the enemy and when they lost he just continued hiding.

    • @Dramoklos
      @Dramoklos 3 роки тому +2

      you still have hope ?

    • @kylienielsen6975
      @kylienielsen6975 Рік тому

      ​@luciusong1299 I never had hope that's just what they SHOULD have made it

  • @backonlazer791
    @backonlazer791 4 роки тому +253

    The original was much better and weirdly enough far more realistic.

    • @williamt.sherman9841
      @williamt.sherman9841 4 роки тому +16

      more realistic because it dealt with real human emotions

    • @moriskurth628
      @moriskurth628 4 роки тому +26

      I mean, really. Apart from Mushu, and maybe Shan Yu's physical strength (he cleaves, with one strike, right through an over a foot-thick, load-bearing wooden pillar with a sword, so much so that splinters fly everywhere, after all), there is little that is actually "fantastical".
      By comparison, this pile of flaming hot garbage moves right into High Fantasy territory.

    • @williamt.sherman9841
      @williamt.sherman9841 4 роки тому +6

      @@moriskurth628 i would not call this High Fantasy. more like crouching tiger hidden dragon physics defying territory.

    • @ManticoreRO
      @ManticoreRO 4 роки тому +2

      The Chinese version from 2002 I think is quite good too. Much better battles and a much more convincing Mulan and also much more close to the original legend.

    • @moriskurth628
      @moriskurth628 4 роки тому +5

      @San Shinobi
      One justification I've read that I found quite funny was that Shan Yu was the Primarch Jaghatai Khan, the one from Warhammer40k, in his younger years, which explains his strength and durability.

  • @Masonio
    @Masonio 4 роки тому +385

    Shad: "Let's get down to business, to defeat, bad films."

    • @George83_Thomas
      @George83_Thomas 4 роки тому +8

      HOOAH

    • @scottski02
      @scottski02 4 роки тому +19

      "Did they send me simps, when I asked for Chads?"

    • @Adhjie
      @Adhjie 4 роки тому +1

      @@scottski02 shrimp* which is fitting since the huns are bigger it also means puny

  • @popeofsimps2924
    @popeofsimps2924 4 роки тому +792

    Shad: walls are useless in mulan
    Me, an intellectual: spiked walls

    • @dylancross1039
      @dylancross1039 4 роки тому +84

      And/or people within the walls of the fortress stabbing through little openings on the high walls

    • @popeofsimps2924
      @popeofsimps2924 4 роки тому +24

      @@dylancross1039 that'd work too

    • @aellin-jz9el
      @aellin-jz9el 3 роки тому +48

      @@dylancross1039 manual spiked walls

    • @mustard4762
      @mustard4762 3 роки тому +7

      Yari walls

    • @vinnyvin4287
      @vinnyvin4287 3 роки тому +23

      Me, a super galaxy brain intellectual: Movable spiked walls that shift at the demand of a unit of men.