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  • Опубліковано 9 вер 2024
  • Stewart Francis

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  • @persiah7779
    @persiah7779 4 роки тому +11

    I've never heard so many back to back funnny one liners

  • @spyglass1005
    @spyglass1005 5 років тому +70

    Dyslexics of America untie!

    • @TheHonestPeanut
      @TheHonestPeanut 5 років тому +2

      I wrote "UNTIE!" first thinking I was being funny and realized I'm dyslexic.

    • @dozer1642
      @dozer1642 5 років тому +2

      I’m lysdexic, sometimes I get my twords wisted.

    • @warmachine2k
      @warmachine2k 5 років тому +1

      I am dyslexic and i really did read unite and i didn't catch on until i read the replies. :D

    • @nuttynutmeg8972
      @nuttynutmeg8972 5 років тому +1

      I'm a dyslexic devil worshipper. I sold my soul to Santa.

    • @robertmilak5425
      @robertmilak5425 4 роки тому

      Hell yaeh bro!

  • @fantasy0coach
    @fantasy0coach  15 років тому +41

    Lol, yes Tess,
    My dad took me to a comedy show once......and i remember swimming back to shore thinking.....that's not funny.

  • @KZ_MMA_
    @KZ_MMA_ 5 років тому +94

    Talk about the perfect crowd

    • @j-bonemcswiggans4597
      @j-bonemcswiggans4597 5 років тому +11

      How about we talk about things that really matter ? There are starving kids in Africa and for as little as 5 Euro a month you could have 60 Euro in 12 months

  • @robertmilak5425
    @robertmilak5425 4 роки тому +5

    Holy shit this set is god tier

  • @lostindixie
    @lostindixie 5 років тому +11

    "I was going to join the college debate team, but got talked out of it."

    • @raysgr
      @raysgr 5 років тому +2

      I used that joke at my daughter's wedding speech.

  • @xhmoobx
    @xhmoobx 11 років тому +31

    Simple jokes, great laugh. Love it. Now a days some comedians try too hard to be funny, its not even funny anymore.

  • @ryansmith240992
    @ryansmith240992 9 років тому +178

    I know he uses the same jokes a lot but would you complain about a band playing their best hits live? It's basically the same thing for comedians if you think about it!

    • @gjallahorn4086
      @gjallahorn4086 5 років тому +9

      LucasHood92 I guess so but music has more replay value right?

    • @therarestnormies7859
      @therarestnormies7859 5 років тому +3

      @@gjallahorn4086 depends who you are, because when you boil it down they're both just noises to listen to.

    • @oldsmarbnx196
      @oldsmarbnx196 5 років тому

      Every single one of these comments are so true lol yeah it’s like a band playing their best hits but yes music has more replay value to most people and I definitely wouldn’t want to go see a band that is just going through the motions and playing the top songs we’ve listened to for a long time on UA-cam/the radio what have you. When comedians try new jokes on stage sometimes they kill it and sometimes they suck, like when a band says “here’s a new song we’re about to drop!” And you either love it or not.

    • @marksmeagel888
      @marksmeagel888 5 років тому

      @@gjallahorn4086 Hope you guys realise that comedians perform the same act in different locations for different people. Or use jokes they've already used in other places again because they're in front of a new crowd. Understand that the comedian is entertaining the crowd in front of him and not the viewer who happens to watch it on a youtube video.
      Also imagine getting a reply on a 4 year old comment xd

    • @marksmeagel888
      @marksmeagel888 5 років тому

      @@ChrisSche the best comedians of this time recycle their own material (or even others) all the time. Just because you don't see it in social media doesn't mean it doesn't happen.

  • @henriksvensson126
    @henriksvensson126 5 років тому +1

    4:35 After he says 7 pounds...9 ounces. A woman says "Awwww" expecting a baby. Fucking LOL!

  • @pantslizard
    @pantslizard 5 років тому +14

    Never heard of this guy, pretty funny, like the presentation...

    • @j-bonemcswiggans4597
      @j-bonemcswiggans4597 5 років тому

      Stewart Francis he still tours

    • @wolfenstein6676
      @wolfenstein6676 4 роки тому

      @@j-bonemcswiggans4597 His final tour was this year, Josh, but you can still see him on the tv comedy show, 'Mock the Week'.

  • @HelenaKoonings
    @HelenaKoonings 15 років тому +19

    "In fact, Passive-Agressive Psycho turns five tomorrow"
    HAHAHAHAHAH

  • @arianxh11
    @arianxh11 4 роки тому +2

    Gotta love the classic comedy !

  • @livinginvancouverbc2247
    @livinginvancouverbc2247 5 років тому +13

    They say there are three kinds of people; those who can do math and those who can't.

    • @geraldfrost4710
      @geraldfrost4710 3 роки тому

      There are ten types of people; those who understand binary, and those who don't.

    • @Pwecko
      @Pwecko 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah, that doesn't really work unless you use numbers. "There are 10 kinds of people on the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't."

  • @alvinlepik5265
    @alvinlepik5265 5 років тому +12

    I lost it at the dyslexic joke. God damn that is savage :D

  • @searats20
    @searats20 15 років тому +9

    Stewart Francis is AMAZING!!!!
    :D

  • @alexjaensson9388
    @alexjaensson9388 5 років тому +9

    the wow and mom Australia jokes were awesome

    • @MrGeoffro86
      @MrGeoffro86 5 років тому +2

      Except that its spelled Mum in Australia

    • @lagrangepoint9386
      @lagrangepoint9386 5 років тому +2

      @@MrGeoffro86 "wnw" in the Northern hemisphere.

  • @DrumApe
    @DrumApe 4 роки тому +2

    This is brilliant.

  • @tenaciousbee
    @tenaciousbee 5 років тому +3

    Really smart jokes! This guy is for the intelligent person. If you’re slow you’ll never catch up. Thanks for posting.

    • @SuperYtc1
      @SuperYtc1 3 роки тому +1

      If think it requires intelligence to understand these you're probably below average intelligence. xD

  • @BedStuyBro
    @BedStuyBro 5 років тому +2

    Wow. He's really good. Very funny.

  • @kevnar
    @kevnar 4 роки тому +1

    This guy is like a cheerful version of Emo Phillips.

  • @TEXAS2459
    @TEXAS2459 5 років тому +4

    OMFG BIPOLAR BEAR HAHAHAHHAA
    THIS WAS EPIC HILLARIOUS

  • @insertnamehere5146
    @insertnamehere5146 5 років тому +3

    Never seen this guy before, but cool and with fresh material!

  • @gravypatron
    @gravypatron 5 років тому +3

    That Freud joke!

  • @rossr100
    @rossr100 5 років тому +9

    Finally I get something funny recommended on utube. Welcome to 10 years back in time when we knew what a joke was

  • @namzarf
    @namzarf 5 років тому +3

    Sure, some of the jokes may be "less-than-highbrow", but his timing is impeccable.

  • @966Mako
    @966Mako 5 років тому +3

    10 years late, but hey,! I made it.

  • @blairmiller3863
    @blairmiller3863 5 років тому

    I'd never really thought about it but I went to college on a swimming scholarship too!

  • @pspicer777
    @pspicer777 5 років тому +10

    Brilliant. Probably one for the suicide watch.

  • @fabfabregas1
    @fabfabregas1 13 років тому +8

    A very funny man

  • @bushlife841
    @bushlife841 5 років тому +1

    Brilliant.

  • @Panthercholo
    @Panthercholo 5 років тому +2

    Inspiration for Jimmy Carr.

  • @BazColne
    @BazColne 5 років тому

    An ancient kind of delivery.

    • @annother3350
      @annother3350 5 років тому

      It's old - can't you tell by the haircuts

  • @natsudraneel8965
    @natsudraneel8965 5 років тому +1

    The layers man..

  • @GoneDubb
    @GoneDubb 5 років тому +2

    This dude is funny lmao.

  • @robertschaeffer5861
    @robertschaeffer5861 5 років тому

    Hip is cool gone groovy

  • @platinumpatience5307
    @platinumpatience5307 5 років тому

    Wow he doesn't get crowds like this anymore, come to think of it no one does

  • @DursunX
    @DursunX 5 років тому

    *never gets old* 😅👏 pml

  • @Shaftatsu
    @Shaftatsu 5 років тому +2

    Somewhere a blogger is raging about how this comedian is a liar

  • @doubleh333lix
    @doubleh333lix 5 років тому +3

    *bella thorne voice* I have dyslexia

  • @SometimesOriginal
    @SometimesOriginal 4 роки тому

    Super dad jokes

  • @blaze1148
    @blaze1148 5 років тому +12

    ...stststsutttterrriinngg sslllutts XD
    ...."my sexual fantasy is to make love to Sigmund Freuds' Father....Mother" - that one got me XD.

  • @charlesmitchell174
    @charlesmitchell174 5 років тому +10

    Finally my kind of humor. Who is this guy I don't see your name.

    • @brettkastner7198
      @brettkastner7198 5 років тому +2

      Stewart Francis

    • @charlesmitchell174
      @charlesmitchell174 5 років тому +3

      @Goughs Bastard exactly. I'm only allowed to vote Democrat 😁

    • @charlesmitchell174
      @charlesmitchell174 5 років тому

      @@brettkastner7198 thanks. I love puns and one liners. Matches my attention span.

    • @charlesmitchell174
      @charlesmitchell174 5 років тому

      @Goughs Bastard easily solved. Just come to America and meet a few Democrats.

  • @dualmp8
    @dualmp8 5 років тому

    good material

  • @kevinbennett7615
    @kevinbennett7615 3 роки тому

    Was his dad James Garner?

  • @balasmj
    @balasmj 5 років тому +26

    3:30 😆😆😆
    Good luck pronouncing dyslexic...
    Dickslavic, disclax and so on...

  • @onuwabuchi
    @onuwabuchi 14 років тому +3

    too funny!

  • @5winder
    @5winder 5 років тому

    I feel his pain.

  • @RickFoxChicken
    @RickFoxChicken 5 років тому

    This dude used to dunk hard in the NBA

  • @dozer1642
    @dozer1642 5 років тому +2

    This guy either has the best writers, or is a very twisted and funny person.

  • @naxel37
    @naxel37 5 років тому +3

    Funny

  • @TheHonestPeanut
    @TheHonestPeanut 5 років тому

    Canadian Steven Wright.

  • @jamesenos1929
    @jamesenos1929 5 років тому

    That's what I don't get about a lot of comedians. They take so long to come up with new material. Some of them take like 3 years come up with ONE HOUR of new shit!

  • @michaelawwad408
    @michaelawwad408 4 роки тому

    Is that Ted Mosby? 4:51

  • @Hejdo8
    @Hejdo8 4 роки тому +1

    Liam neeson

  • @internziko
    @internziko 5 років тому

    Who is this guy and why have i never seen him before?!?!?

  • @timcent7199
    @timcent7199 5 років тому

    Oh man, frikkin hilarious. I'm stealing it all.

  • @Arominit
    @Arominit 5 років тому +1

    humor

  • @christophernicholascarter6865
    @christophernicholascarter6865 5 років тому +2

    There isn’t much of a flow here. The jokes are good on their own but just don’t really mesh together.

    • @TheTibetyak
      @TheTibetyak 5 років тому

      He reminds me a little of comedian Mitch Hedberg. Very insightful one liners that are random as can be.

  • @Sonnyblack100
    @Sonnyblack100 5 років тому

    Overact joke cracked me up

  • @garrettk7166
    @garrettk7166 4 роки тому

    10 out of 2 is 100%.

    • @Pwecko
      @Pwecko 3 роки тому

      Only if you mix bases.

  • @Physicism
    @Physicism 5 років тому

    actually us aussies say mum not mom. would have been a great joke though

    • @inertnet
      @inertnet 5 років тому

      Listen again: mom, as in wow upside down for the Australians.

    • @Physicism
      @Physicism 5 років тому

      @@inertnet lol i know..

  • @bloodscale3
    @bloodscale3 15 років тому

    lol that was actually quite funny saying tht
    =]

  • @stnicholas54
    @stnicholas54 5 років тому

    The woman on the far left at 3.53 is spectacularly unimpressed. He is quite funny but that's a damn good audience to joke with.

  • @7x34hj
    @7x34hj 5 років тому +1

    3: 30 It's not dyslexic, it's cyscaldulia!

  • @hyep.269
    @hyep.269 8 років тому +1

    im gunna suck,, i wana i wana iwan suck ima ima , im gunna suck youre ima ima ima ima ima ima ima ima gunna suck

  • @stiffywatson2
    @stiffywatson2 5 років тому

    Any new jokes Stewart ?

  • @LordsofMedia
    @LordsofMedia 5 років тому

    Guessing this is christian comedy.

  • @Pocopicopaully
    @Pocopicopaully 5 років тому

    Well...
    I’m one of those tough critics on UA-cam that dislikes a recommended video from the start and requires that the video win me over before I change my mind and give it a like.
    Now that I’ve liked the video, it’s gonna get recommended to millions of people!
    Either that or I’m being way too self-centered.

  • @rossshepherd9836
    @rossshepherd9836 5 років тому +3

    Brilliant, but he's done the same joke for over 10 years.

  • @UncleHappy5
    @UncleHappy5 5 років тому

    My name is Ǝɿoh┴ A⅃lǝ𐐒, and this is the story of the time I found out I had *DYSLEXIA.* I remember when I started first grade. Right away, it was awful 'cause I couldn't read as well as the other kids. My brain mixed up letters like *X* and *3,* and *j* and *✡.*

  • @clydecmcelroy4638
    @clydecmcelroy4638 5 років тому

    The debate team joke isn't even his

    • @annother3350
      @annother3350 5 років тому

      So whose is it big shot?

    • @clydecmcelroy4638
      @clydecmcelroy4638 5 років тому

      @@annother3350 but I'm 60 and we told that joke in high school

    • @annother3350
      @annother3350 5 років тому

      @@clydecmcelroy4638 but stewart francis is probably 65

    • @clydecmcelroy4638
      @clydecmcelroy4638 5 років тому

      @@annother3350 he's 60 just like I am. So you're saying he started his stand-up in high school and it spread like wildfire

  • @KOLDBLU3ST33L
    @KOLDBLU3ST33L 5 років тому

    L😅L
    👏👏

  • @raysgr
    @raysgr 5 років тому +1

    Some nice gags but needs some newer material

    • @peteroz7332
      @peteroz7332 5 років тому +2

      Really? You commented yesterday and the clip is from over 10 years ago... Lol 👏👌😋👍

    • @raysgr
      @raysgr 5 років тому

      Yeah up untill fairly recently he was still dragging out these gags.

  • @TheLivirus
    @TheLivirus 13 років тому +6

    Damn how can he stand doing the same material over and over? I hope he runs out of money so he'll have to pick up the pen again. GAWD

    • @annother3350
      @annother3350 5 років тому

      This is blatantly about 20 years old

  • @Elmnopen
    @Elmnopen 5 років тому +1

    Who the f*** is this how about a freaking title

  • @bizzjoe
    @bizzjoe 10 років тому +2

    Same jokes every time ... and what does jimmy carr think about being ripped off ..

    • @mattsmith3049
      @mattsmith3049 10 років тому +10

      YeeeaaahNo. Jimmy rips off other comedians. Although I love Jimmy and he has his own original jokes with are awesome, he has stolen jokes from Stewart Francis, Frankie Boyle, Gary Delany and a few more.

    • @bizzjoe
      @bizzjoe 10 років тому

      ok fair enough :-)

    • @jtetrfs5367
      @jtetrfs5367 8 років тому +5

      I think it is okay when Jimmy Carr, or any other comedian, for that matter, steals jokes from Frankie Boyle, because no one can understand what Boyle is saying anyway.

    • @annother3350
      @annother3350 5 років тому

      This is blatantly 20years old at least - look at the crowds haircuts

  • @Suspicious22
    @Suspicious22 5 років тому

    this is funny ?

  • @p0llenp0ny
    @p0llenp0ny 5 років тому

    Weak.

  • @billiondollardan
    @billiondollardan 5 років тому

    Is any of this funny?

    • @michaelflynn9622
      @michaelflynn9622 5 років тому +1

      Only to the people smart enough to get it.

  • @imogen2745
    @imogen2745 5 років тому

    so rehearsed and so slow and so lame my gooood

  • @rayadams5076
    @rayadams5076 5 років тому

    That was almost funny

  • @storminthedistance
    @storminthedistance 4 роки тому

    Perhaps the unfunniest comedian of all time.