Dude, who's playing Minecraft in 1945?
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#Minecraft is a game about breaking and placing blocks, developed by Mojang.
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#PhoenixSC #Creative - Ігри
"OLIVER, THE ENEMIES ARE ONTO US! THROW ME ONE OF THOSE POTS, FAM"
oooooooooooooo
Drink a speed potion
THEY’RE CHARGING, BOYS! ANYONE GOT ANY INVIS?
just what the f is this bot party here
Brilliant.
“The Nazis have surrendered.”
“POGGERS!!”
“LMAOO”
“L”
this is so funny
"EZ XD"
GG WP
"L BOZO GET GOOD
"F"
“Napoleon died”
“Ye, that’s like a hundred years ago”
“lol”
“lol”
isn't it more than 200 years ago.
Living Life lol
@@livinglife8843 the point is that they are using lol in the past
1000th like
"This movie is very poggers."
-Abraham Lincoln, 1865
"After all these years, we finally won...all these hardships...we did it..."
"Poggers, innit fam?"
Bri'ish
@@moomalfarhad658 inni'
@@feritye767 cuppa'
@@shadowstudiosx bo'oh'oh'wo'oh
Yes, I'll say its very poggers.
*_Bed War Two, 1945_*
Scout: "Sir, they're bridging over!"
General: "Is our bed well protected?!"
Scout: "Not enough, sir!"
General: "THEN RICKROLL THEM!"
have an updoot my friend
Never gonna give you up
@222 the Creator How do you know, huh? Maybe Rick Astley just stole it from... someone.
@222 the Creator THE ENTIRE COMMENT IS A JOKE MAN
STOP ZE ENEMY FROM BUILDING ZE BRIDGE!
"Who plays Minecraft during World War 2?"
Steve: **WWII flashbacks**
Alex:"wwll Soviet Union flashback"
Road to 100 subs. Any help would be awesome!
5 bots streak here. any better bot streak?
Edit: there is 4 bots rn. highest bot streak i ever see .
@@ipu580 Was Alex fighting them or a part of them...
@@edgybread1618 yes
"Captain, the enemy has surrendered!"
"Poggers"
lmao im literally dying
Steve: help Alex the drago- Alex: hey pog champ
@@maylovechubie249 what the faq? The hell did the bots developer do to u
thats funny to think someone in the 1950s or the 1940s said poggers when someone surrendered
@UCZAoOjoa_Q47nzIwokFvtwQ even funnier is that it's used in 18 century so when the american troops surrendered to the brit (idk about history I'm just a dumb bitch) they'd go like
"POGGERS WE WON!!"
"FUCK LIT! POGGERS ARE BETTER!"
*SPILLS HOT TEA IN SOLDIER'S FACE*
Soldier: "Yo, I still suck at Melee"
Soldier 2: "Yo, let's play Minecraft to improve your melee skills"
“Hey I just obsidian trapped the enemy”
“Poggers”
Back in 1940's
"Lets play bedwars, gentlemen"
"I shall do the bed fortificacions"
"ah, Let us commence forth! That appears to be a Success on our part! Jolly good task preforming with you all!"
@@infminuseight The entire thing is a budget version of supreim's comment.
Germans bombing the Netherlands using the beds
COMMRADES WE NEED TO DROP IN THE NEW WEAPON, "FIREBALL SPAM"
E
"Hey Grandpa, do you want to play some Minecraft?"
The grandpa: *Terrible war flashbacks*
This is a terribly underrated comment
🤣lol
*Vietnam Flashbacks*
More like great grandpa
Honestly, in this context, that sounds like a mix between Battleship and Minesweeper.
Ahh yes. Getting home to Play MeinKampf Survive the Holocaust mode.
My grandfather told me stories about his time parkouring across the battlefield during World War II. My favorite tale was the one where he pearl-clutched to safety after getting knocked into a ravine, though the one where he bravely ventured into a Nether fortress to get blaze rods for a new brewing stand after the enemy destroyed all their brewing stands was also astonishing.
Also, fridge cancer. Technoblade never dies and we all know it.
Did he tell how he hired slaved to pick up his cotton
*You all don't have to worry, they were playing Minecraft in 1945 to increase their PVP skills.*
Probably they invented the warship/boat clutch
@@karera9706 go get a life
Technoblade started playing at that time I bet
Minecraft 1.945
PVP, huh?
Were lingering potions used?
"WE HAVE DONE IT, AFTER FIVE YEARS, THE ENEMY HAS FALLEN!"
"poggers"
Hahaha
I cant make hahahaha sound like im actually laughing with demonic or sarcasam im completely done Au revoir!
Btw i mean goodbye in Français
bUt iT wAs sIx yEaRssSS
"i can finally play some Minecraft"
Hitler was playing Minecraft while hiding in his bunker in Berlin
The word at the end that reminds me of that one time when there was this really weird „MeinKraft“ in one of your videos in the app store from reddit.
"We won the civil war lol!"
"thats poggers"
"now lets go play some hypixel"
Yeah they took a major L on that one. Kekw pepega
Confederates be like “f’s in the chat boys”
“Brb I’m gonna go own this carpetbagger in bedwars.”
best
@Repent to Jesus Christ Repent to Jesus Christ nah
"Poggers"😐
reminds me of that one video of mr adolf playing minecraft
got this in my recommended after 6 months next time will be 6 years
people in 1945 be like:
"hitler commited suicide, LOL"
"NO WAY!?! POGGERS"
Hitler be like "K ima fricken die. Shout out to all my homies. Leave a like and sub to my channel LOL. GG. NO CAP.
Lol
ggez soviet
Hacker I quit
@@jieeyoo eastern front in nutshell
And also Indonesian Independence day in Minecraft. Maybe there have Soekarno Hatta read a Proclamation Text (Teks Proklamasi).
World war II
Imagine coming back from War to sit down and play some Minecraft.
That would be fun😂
Yellow!
here before the bots
@@Lucian4694 yeah
Imagine if it still happen it must be fun
dude this Video made me subscribe instantly lmao
I immediately knew what you where writing at the last part must of done some minecraft world in 1939 when that was sellin
“THEY’RE THROWING GRENADES OVER”
“PUT DOWN THE WATER BUCKETS!”
“yessir!”
Phoenix thank you, hearting my comment made the bot die
“Sir they had sponges we are out of water buckets”
“Well then, only one thing left”
Switches to bedrock edition and pulls out a shield
Sir we are out of parachute!
Prepare, THE HONEY!!
@@nothingnow6146 I don’t get why you would switch to bedrock to pull out a shield.
@@Jamseth_Ingramious cuz on bedrock, axes can’t stun shields like they do on Java
_"I've done it, I've invented electric light.. hmm, what should be it's name?"_
_"lol call it lightbulb just because lmao"_
Poggers lmao
who is lmao
Poggers Lmao rofl so epic mlg meme
@@ThinkingPear410 laughing my ass off the definition
Joe many librals does is take to change a log by bolb?????
I love finding stuff like this
You ended exactly where I started when I saw the title
“Harry, my wife cheated on me while I was in WW2!”
“Lol, pogchamp moment”
3 bots in a row
Road to 100 subs. Any help would be awesome!
@@defiantcornball9115 I once saw 7
@es mes there's more
- me probably
@@Deependra_netam lol
Rich kids come home in the 1940s and use their type writer and pen and ink and play minecraft
Is it me? Or you? Or... im dead
The pages would have alot of wasd usage.
@@CptRC-uv7og WASDDDDASADSWSASDAASWSSWWSSSWAASDSAASD ASWDAASWSSDAWSSSAAW
would need a lot of ink
You already make the end joke, I can't do it but thank you 🤣🤣🤣
What remix of mice on Venus is playing at the end?
"The nazis have surrendered!"
"YES!"
"LOL"
"POGGERS"
"LMFAO POGGERS"
hitler killed himself?
On God
Fr fr fr 💯
Stalin died?
LMAO WHAT A BOT BUAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
HOI4 be like:
@@daroook4407 imagine dying lmfao 💀
@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625
* Germany has taken over the world and enslaved the Eastern Europeans *
UK player: gg, cya tomorrow
"General Patton, our enemies are sending Creepers as a raid!"
"Deploy the kittens!"
this actually happened, can confirm. I was one of the kittens.
@@fmelo0901 can, confirm to, I was one of the creepers
I did the rumbling...
Oops wrong vid
@@erenjaeger8624 oh fri-
@@tormentor-Z Creeper? Awwww, maan.
Don’t ask Hitler what he was playing from 1933-1945
The moment he started to write minecraft I already knew what was going to happen
what’s the joke I don’t get it
@@alexlu3251 the joke in the very last few seconds of the video)
@@Pilligrim-gd3oe yes but what does it mean
@@alexlu3251 funny Austrian painter with small mustache’s book about making a certain group disappear
1945:
"Alright mate, i need to go."
"Alright, GG mate. See you later."
"Alright SS mate"
'last online 75 years ago'
“It’s 1942, you come back from school and log in to minecraft only to find out your world’s been griefed by the German kid.”
-Winston Churchill, 1939
no replies lmao 😂 let me reply lol 😂
And then your Soviet friend comes
uh
😂😂😂
Lmao
lol
also, what was the music you used while making Mein Kampf?
"let's torture the bastard till he gives up the Intel, he'll break easily"
"dude..... uncool :("
“Sir, that one soldier just killed ten of ours in cold blood!”
“What a gamer.”
This exploded like the atomic bomb the American gamers dropped on the Japanese gamers in order to get the dub.
That profile image made the comment funnier!
General, I challenge you to do a game of bedwars, or else…
Stop him before he gets a UAV
He just has a good gaming chair
He's the MVP
"IM HALF A HEART!"
"Im comboing this kid"
"Eatimg a gapple really quick"
"He's bridging shoot em!"
Oh damn guys, mom's calling me to fight in World War 2, won't be back for a few years.
@@mohammednajl5950 last online: _75 years ago_
"IM HALF A HEART!"
- Some dude in Iwo Jima getting bayoneted
"I'm comboing this kid"
- a Corsair pilot during the Great Turkey Shoot of the Marianas picking on new Japanese pilots
"Eating a gapple really quick"
- The entirety of the Soviet Union when winter came
"He's bridging shoot em!"
- The Germans at Normandy during DDAY
@@_rocketplays_ r/cursedcomments
You have a point tho
Authentical orders from WWII
why was i thinking about the end of the vid before the vid even started
0:18 rockhopper gone mad broke it for me
"Sir, the enemy has laid bombs across the canal, we can't go through."
"Get the minecraft then! They're expecting us to go around!"
"But sir we only have one copy, and it's already in use!"
"Get me that minecraft."
"Yes sir..."
...
"WHY DID YOU BRING ME THIS COMPUTER?! AND WHY IS THERE LITTLE BLOCKS ON IT?!"
Well, you blew my cover of a time traveller.
guy two said.
We may not have much time sir. This is my older brother's account.
I agree
@@JrIcify wait wtf, Yours or mine,
*we have time 5.89seconds left lez go poggg* - ww2
Guy in 1945: *Throws his friends diamonds in Lava.*
His Friend: *Time to grief his house Irl.*
This is what happened, not the art school
I am being humble when I am telling you that I am the most powerful strongest coolest smartest most famous greatest funniest Y*uTub3r of all time! That's the reason I have multiple girlfriends and I show them off all the time! Bye bye an
@@AxxLAfriku self promote moment
@@AxxLAfriku yeah in your dreams
Was the guy in 1945 living in Hiroshima, Japan?
I'd love to hear more about your struggle, Phoenix
So, I read this book called "My Battle", wrote in German by a failed Austrian painter, and I really liked it
@@xerxes4real r/woooooosh
@@MarcuustheMoose he probably knows it's a joke most people would not even know about the book
@@jailsonhenrique2150 I'm pretty sure every American knows the book. We basically only study the Revolution, WW2, and black people
“I swear I only played Minecraft to simulate war strats”
-Some war strategist
Nice profile pic 👍
@Rondaru Yes, we all agree like cultured men
Waganawa Megumin! Explosion!
Thanks
Megumin=Best Girl
"This enemy isn't really poggers"
Sun Tzu, probably
Fun fact: the word "sus" as a shortened form of acting "suspicious" can be found as early as 1959 in Frank Norman's short story "Stand on Me"
@@tweer64 lmao
"war crimes are pretty cringe"
"It's easy to win the war if your enemy is a complete pepega, omegalul"
-Sun Tzu
@@tweer64 That doesn't surprise me too much. That's not an outrageous shorthand to find
-Mein furher, why are you playing mein kraft rn? We are surrounded.
-I died on hardcore
Bro I remember joining Minecraft in 1940. The new country collab was fun!
"Mein führer, check out this cool tank mod i downloaded for our army"
"Epic"
“Forge is so poggers, we should use it in more wars”
"Mein führer, we suffered a major defeat in stalingrad"
"Bruh"
@@sire8677 "bruh, not epic, tbh, cringe"
@@lilmya-nee-4686 "Bruh, wtf cringe noobs"
“MEIN FÜHRER I OBJECT KILLING THAT CREEPER!”
“stfu”
"Crap! I'm out of arrows!"
"John how many times am I gonna tell you, get infinity on ur damn bow!"
"But I haven't killed enough soldiers to get enough exp from them"
I think you mixed mending and infinity there
@@nickdanvers547 no he didnt, the xp could be used to apply the enchant
@@v0id627 Whoops, my bad. I read it wrong, I thought they said that they have infinity and that exp gives arrows.
"You idiot!"
get piercing, man. if you want flame, just grab a soul soil
“Dad, what are you playing?”
“I’m playing Mein Kampf.”
Minecraft, or in that context minesweeper.
At end took me a moment.
The good old times of playing Minecraft during war, So nostalgic.
Technically, for the entire time Minecraft has existed the United states had been at war.
Ahh yes dude i Remember WHen tons of soldiers fighting outside meanwhile i was playing minecraft with my friends
**Ahh good old days**
Hope we do the same for world war 3
I remember .
Lol
My grandpa did he played it during the Great Depression, World War XII, Roman times and yes he was a time traveler
Bedrock or Java?
@@Chris11825 if he's a true gamer, he plays both.
@@Chris11825 A True Gamer will have Both
@@theluckycrusader1222 when I can't be a true gamer because I don't have a pc
*Sad non-gamer noises*
I don't like the idea that there's another 10 world wars to come!
didnt relizse what you rote at the end there till I saw main kampf
The first person to play Meinkraft was probably a lonely guy in a bunker someplace
"Yo Adolf, this war is lost"
"Yeah shit, but 1.15 is out, looks awesome"
"Nice, let's open a server"
more like minecraft 1.-75.
"I heard a 1.16 snapshot was leaked in Argentina!"
"Great let's go check it out!"
Lincoln:
“This theatre play is going to be pogge-“
too soon
“Sir we beat the confederates”
“poggers”
@@Amelia_-qy9nz *J.W.B teleports behind him with a bow*
oh my god the cut off-
@@cloudybear its been almost 200 years-
Steve stopped hydra’s plans during WWII, no wonder people actively used the word minecraft in honor of the hero
"We’ve won the war!"
"LOL, they got rekt, let's play some Minecraft."
Ok, so we're just gonna completely ignore how perfect he wrote with his mouse.
id rather ignore it than have an entire comment section complimenting a random guy on his mouse writing skills thank you very much
its not crazy difficult when you use the right sensitivity in windows
That was perfect?
ok but can we start a debate on how he writes his a's?
I mean, he could be using a drawing tablet. And even if he's not, it's not that impressive.
"I think the Fuhrer killed himself!"
"LOL, POGGERS FOR THE ALLIES"
"NOW LETS GO ON OUR MINECRAFT"
@@DemoDaBoi "JA"
@noobie_3 noobie_03 Soyuz!
"You know...is a diamond good for digging dirt? Lets try it and - "
-A fella who is about to shat themselves
‘Fuhrer the enemies are encroaching on Berlin’
‘Hans don’t you see i am purifying the villagers!’
D-day :
"General, the mg42s are shredding our troops what should we do?"
"Use protection IV on our helmets and craft as many shields as possible boys, dont forget to use fishing rods to pull those germans off those cliffs"
And thats how the americans conquered d-day
"Remember this if u ever feel like dying always have a totem of undying" - some dude on the internet
Noobs, u need projectile protection xD
@@econ347 no. You need some stone pick and a netherite armor with some protection 4
Dude just dig under the fortifications and put some tnt blocks underneath EZ, plus you can just use a water breathing potion and they won't see it coming.
Me, thinking "no, he wouldn't go in that direction... Surely."
And thEN HE DID
The ending reminds me of that video of a kid getting Mein Kampf instead of Minecraft
Heres the video ua-cam.com/video/s6-XeyNMCJw/v-deo.html
@@pneumonianakey My dad loves that video for some reason
Just like the Ardennes 👈😎👈
Ah yes lemme sit down for a nice chill game of Meinkampf
"Lol just headshotted him so bad LMAO"
"Poggers"
"Wanna play some minecraft"
"Yeah Sure"
the german soldier who just got out of the war playing minecraft in 1945 must have been real confused
how are there 3 spam comments here?
@@PowerOf47 because thats what spam is
@@PowerOf47 Because people don't report them enough. Make sure to do your part in reporting them.
@@potato4dawin1 here’s a choccy milk for the people that report
@@PowerOf47 oh who knows, youtube you know
"The Treaty Of Versailles Wasn't Poggers, it was a hard L to swallow" - Wilhelm II
“The Treaty of Brest-Litovsk was no cap a big L, Germany shoulda calmed down” - Bolshevik Party in Russia (aka the Soviet Union), 1918
Dude this is gold
"Treaty not cash money" - Germany
1:28
What is that music called?
IT GIVES ME A NOSTALGIC FEELING . . .
imagine not knowing
Was that Violet Evergarden music there at the end?
“Sir, thy enemy seems to have bombarded our mighty kingdom”
*“no one asked lol”*
LMAOOO
LOL
Bruh
LMAO
LMFAGGDGWFAGSAOOOOOOOO
Meanwhile, in 1872...
"Charlie, your uncle just died"
*"Yo that is not poggers my guy"*
@michaelthegachatard He-
@michaelthegachatard Wha-
@@Eureka2003 wh-
@michaelthegachatard wa-
@michaelthegachatard How-
The ending is about a book about the dude that got 6mil kills and 1 death
“Seargent! The Germans are invading! They’ve got creepers onto us, sir!”
“What?! DEPLOY THE OCELOTS!“
“Sir, I’ve received word that they’ve sent pigmen as well!“
“Get the gold, and whatever you do, DON’T HIT THEM!!”
did you just spell sergeant incorecly 😀
@@aluminium5738 Did you just spell incorrectly incorrectly 😀
@@kaivalyanarayan7171 do you not understand a fucking joke 😀
i can confirm the creeper one is true, i was one of the ocelots.
Julius: "You too, Brutus?"
Brutus: "I thought friendly fire was off."
Julius: “You played Minecraft too?”
Brutus: What's Minecraft?
@@anothernoob1472 Julius: "ligma balls" *dies*
“Then fall Caesar!”
All I can think about is the way he wrote that "a"
I've never seen someone write it the way it's typed in their genuine and usual handwriting
I did it for the longest time but it looked too much like a 2 sometimes which became a problem starting in highschool algebra
oh i write it like that and i've done so since 5th grade!
basically, i just looked at a book one day and decided i wanted to write it like that. still really fun to write it to this day.
IKR?
I write my "a" like that sometimes.
When i write this "a", i also write it like this lol
At the end i got an ad when it said “ad friendly”
Was not expecting the ending
"Sir, we're ready to build the Wither in Hiroshima!"
"Poggers, based and ratio'd."
You forgot lol
@@foreskingamer7349 no he forgor 💀
"Oh no, it failed, guess we need the nukes!"
Stupid, Twitter and people in it
Imagine playing Minecraft on one of them old computers back in the 60s
Laggier than my pootato p
PC with a actual potato as the graphics card
(60ith like) coincidence?!
A computer the size of a room
Road to 100 subs. Any help would be awesome!
@@JuanTheBuan If you watch a youtube video, its being decoded by the graphics card (the video youtube sends to you is raw, compressed and your gpu decode it), meaning if you watch a video in 8k 60 fps, the gpu is decoding it, more heavier than minecraft, so if you can watch a 8k video, you can run minecraft
"lol UA-cam i am ad friendly" an ad comes out ...
“Sir! Germany sends the Ender Dragon!”
“Deploy the beds!”
“How’s the villager trade in China?”
“Going well, offering 1 emerald for a golden apple,”
“Perfect! The Germans won’t even know.”
“What if they have invisibility potions?”
“They can’t have armor if they want to blend in. We’re set for war.”
“For the United Villages of Minecraft!”
“For Minecraft!”
alexander graham bell: i just invented the telephone
some dude: poggers
The poles thinking they can rebel against 260 panzers: WARSAW RISE
*Meanwhile on 1945*
"Do you know that Hitler plays Minecraft on his last day?"
"lol"
"poggers"
irl 2b2t
He suicided due to lost his 4 years hardcore world
Mein Krampf
@@taryhunter5584 nah he didnt, he started another one in 1961 and he successfully made it past 15 years and he didnt die in his hardcore world, 1 year later he died to a zombie with a stick even tho he had full enchant diamond armor with protection 4
@@eyelander2374 my cramp
The ending got me alright, lol
"hmmm interesting gravity no work" -some german creater of anti gravity machine
Theory: Hitler and Mussolini were using Minecraft to draw their plans to invade Poland, Norway, Denmark, France and Greece
I would actually have a lot of respect for them if that actually happened
@@dangitgrandpas390 despite the atrocities they did, same. Just a slight amount.
Hey lunar cult wheres moon lord?
oh yes, tanks and weapons mods
Easy boss
"Commander, there is an army of Germans advancing onto our position!"
"Stand your ground, men. Our diamond armor will surely withstand anything they throw at us."
"Sir, they have enchanted Netherite."
"RUN"
Everyone's gaming until technoblade shows up.
As a commander I would never tell my men to run. You stand ground.
DEPLOY END CRYSTALS
@@jackwilder2544 cring
Lol
propably a typo for someone trying to buy that book online
They trained in minecraft for war: MAKE A TANK
The true Minecraft veterans are the actual veterans...
LOL
Who is the most veteran Minecraft player that still plays minecraft
Hahah poggers
@@aaveey Jesus
Imagine playing Minecraft and a bomb just blows up your pc
"alright comrades prepare your crossbows and elytras we're about to retake paris"
"Scheiße hans, the soviets has captured Berlin"
"wait, let me play Minecraft"
Hans: Halt die fresse Peter, ich habe gerade Diamanten gefunden!!
“Hans get up we must defend Berlin!” “Hold up I’m gonna get my loot.”